stephen colbert is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] one of the most talented men.st friends for six months. >> steve: right. just for six months. >> jimmy: just a trial period, and then we were worst enemies for six months. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and then we were -- right now we're frenemies, i think. >> steve: you're frenemies right now. >> jimmy: i think so or maybe six month. i don't know. i'll ask him when he gets out here. >> steve: you should check that out. >> jimmy: but anyways, stephen colbert is here. we love him. [ applause ] this guy cannot be stopped. he's one of my favorites. from "guys with kids," the hilarious anthony anderson is here. sharp dressed man. good looking dude, funny. >> steve: funny dude. plus, we've got sony's brand new playstation 4. we're going to have the first ever live tv demo of killzone: shadow fall. [ cheers and applause ] new controller. >> steve: it's nuts. >> jimmy: and we'll have standup from the very funny james adomian is going to be here. [ applause ] very, very funny comedian. it's a good show, and make sure you wat

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we are here with the great stephen colbert.rt" weeknights at 11:30 p.m. over on comedy central. i -- i love having you here because -- and i wanted to ask you about this, because -- at one point we were best friends for six months. >> yeah. best friends forever for six months. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: best friends forever for six months. >> and then after that -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- we were eternal enemies. >> jimmy: for six months. >> for six months. >> jimmy: that was brutal, rough time for me. >> we've been through a lot. >> jimmy: yeah. and then we were frenemies at one point. >> yeah, yeah. now we know each other. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. we have a lot in common. >> oh, yeah. we both have ice creams and stuff. >> jimmy: this is what i'm talking about, late night snack here. top seller, ben & jerry's. [ cheers and applause ] is it very good? >> that's really good. that's really good. it's got those chocolate -- clumps. it's got chocolate clumps. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: chocolate-covered potato chi

bush, but she is related to stephen colbert. that's his sister. >> stephen: holy cow! my sister's running for congress! [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting "colbert"] you better be cheering for me! [laughter] now, lulu -- lulu is what we in the family called her growing up. i can still call her that because she still calls me by my childhood nickname: stephen colbert. [laughter] now right away, i want to dispel one of the vicious media rumours that is swirling out there. >> colbert-busch is stephen colbert's sister. >> she might be getting a little free tv time. >> stephen: wrong! no free air time, lulu. as a broadcast journalist, i am obligated to maintain pure objectivity. it doesn't matter that elizabeth colbert busch is intelligent, hard working, compassionate, and dedicated to the people of south carolina. [cheers and applause] i will not be mentioning any of that on my show. [ laughter ] besides, i'm not sure i can support her because she is running as a democrat. a: i take that as a personal affront. and two, there are so many great choices on the republican si

you know, they had a hearing with steve stephen colbert.is an entertainer. >> that's fine. democrats want to be entertained as well. they like to laugh. it's good to lighten things up every now and then and bring a perspective, even if it's a different perspective. >> star power, bill clinton and stephen colbert in the same room together. >> reporter: certainly going to be star power, no doubt about that. stephen colbert has been having a lot of fun with the fact that his sister is running for a congressional seat in south carolina. i expect we're going to hear a lot more about that moving forward. >> i don't know who is more famous, stephen colbert or bill clinton. >> my son was named the anti-bullyi anti-bullying campaigner in his class. >> how the media helped president obama win the election. >> he now owes you. >> my colleague is doing great reportering on the ground about gun shows, gun legislation. >> kristen welker? >> reporter: i will be covering the white house all day and i'll have updates object the state of the union address. >

catholic stephen colbert is eyeing the window. >> benedict is out on february 28th.ect a new cardinal until the end of march. do you realize what this means? we could have an entire month without no infallible person on planet earth. there will be no rules. it will be like a catholic free for all passing out pez dispensers full of birth control pills, using the lord's name in vain, killing anybody you want. it will be like being a presbyteri presbyterian. >> all right. still ahead on "way too early," why are you possibly awake right now? your tweets, e-mails and texts are next and "morning joe" live from the capital with gentlemen scarborough himself just moments away. so if you have a flat tire, dead battery, need a tow or lock your keys in the car, geico's emergency roadside assistance is there 24/7. oh dear, i got a flat tire. hmmm. uh... yeah, can you find a take where it's a bit more dramatic on that last line, yeah? yeah i got it right here. someone help me!!! i have a flat tire!!! well it's good... good for me. what do you think? geico. fifteen minutes could s

look for citrucel today. >> stephen colbert's sister, democratic candidate for nomination, elizabeth ppear here tomorrow night as a candidate to represent south carolina's first congressional district. her possible republican rival, the most love-sick governor of our time, mark sanford, took his "please forgive me for having an affair while governor, divorcing my wife and marrying my mistress to campaign." >> i absolutely failed in my life and marriage, but one place i didn't fail was with my time in office. if you look at the office, it is consistent with trying to watch out for the taxpayer. >> you did pay a fine, related to misusing the money for taxpayers. doesn't that go against your argument of being faithful to the taxpayers? >> if we were to get into the nitty gritty, you would find there was no admission of guilt with that. in the same way a business will settle a case. you're a lawyer by training, you could say okay, this happened, but by no means do we agree with what happened. even the house, which were by no means fans, absolved us of all of that, yes, i did use funds for

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wow. >>> comedian stephen colbert reaching across the aisle to democrat. the popular fake conservative talk show host will address the house democratic issues conference in leesburg. minority leader nancy pelosi invited colbert to the retreat. i don't think he'll be singing there. colbert will also have the tables turned on him as pelosi will interview the comedian. she said "this is his attempt at bipartisanship." >> you never know. he might be inspired and sing. >> we've seen him give her a hard time on shows as well. >>> time for weather and traffic on the 1s. meteorologist tom kierein with us. >> we appreciate our friends and twitter followers giving us reports on snow falling this morning far west of washington. getting reports of several inches from culpeper to fauquier and loudoun county. mostly on the grassy areas. most temperatures are above freezing. it's a slushy accumulation on the roads. it's a mix of rain and snow. changing over to all rain over the next hour or so. elsewhere, all rain all morning. the areas in the wrel owes and oranges coming

he said the obama administration only uses drone strikes when there is -- >>> stephen colbert shows off the conservative streak on his show. he's changing his tune and reaching across the aisle to democrats. the faux conservative -- he will ab the at the launds down resort. nancy pelosi invited colbert to the retreat. she said we assume this is his try at bipartisanship. >>> getting ready for a historic winter storm. two storms over several northeastern states prompting blizzard warnings in parts of new england as well. the massive storm is head hadded straight for boston. that has millions of people scramble to get ready. jay gray is live in boss at any with a look at how people are preparing. jay, good morning. >> reporter: good morning to you, aaron. time to prepare is running out. the storm expected to really make its mark starting about midday here through the evening and into saturday morning. this morning more than 23 million people across new england waking up to a blizzard warning. as you talked about, the worst of it could be here in boston. 2 feet or more of snow could fall b

page after page, story after story of jon stewart and stephen colbert having sex with me. [ cheers andt wasn't just sex, it was romance. "soft did fall the snow outside the ski lodge -- [ laughter ] inching up upon the ledge. lit from within by the roaring fire. around the roaring fire did sit jon stewart and stephen colbert -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> toasting marshmallows to enjoy later." >> jimmy: that's about enough. >> right. in walked -- in walked the butler, oh, who could that be, i wonder? [ laughter ] that's -- that's basically racist. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: why -- why's the british guy got to be a butler? >> exactly. and then basically the nastiness happens, and it's very difficult -- it's an odd situation to be reading this on your computer at work, and just thinking, "when do i at least get to have a go?" >> jimmy: no, yeah. that's -- not, yeah. >> it's a strange situation. >> jimmy: i do want to show everyone how great you are in the actual, in real life, not fiction. >> yes. >> jimmy: of "the daily show," john oliver. and i'm sorry about that. >> it's o

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bruce springsteen, justin timberlake, stephen colbert, brian williams, dave matthews, eddie vedder, bigtney. [ cheers and applause ] of course, thank you to the roots for performing all of the music on the album. [ cheers and applause ] and everyone at warner brothers, and thanks to all of our fans, this is awesome! we have a grammy award! [ cheers and applause ] whoo-hoo! so exciting. it's awesome. hey, you guys. we have a great show tonight. she is the greatest. she's the best. one of our all-time favorites, a comedy legend. joan rivers is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] i hope we don't have to bleep her again. [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh, you will. >> jimmy: every time she comes on, we have to bleep something out of her. >> steve: it will be a long show -- >> jimmy: and i don't want to do it. i just talked to her. i said, "i don't want to bleep anything," and she slammed the door in my face. [ laughter ] plus, we love it when this guy stops by. oh, he's good. from "the good wife," josh charles is here! [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from gloriana, everybody!

. >>> finally, stephen colbert kind of sort of avoids any conflict of interest issues while letting ust his sister is running for congress in south carolina. and he offers advice to her potential opponents. >> as a broadcast journalist, i'm obligated to maintain pure objectivity. it doesn't matter that my sister is intelligent, hard working, compassionate, and dedicated to the people of south carolina. besides, i'm not sure i can support her because she is running as a democrat. a, i take that as a personal affront and, two, there are so many great choices on the republican side. i am leaning toward actual candidate and former governor of the ap latchian trail, mark sanford. you see i'm a family values conservative, and mark, it just seems so steady. quick advice for any of you republicans out there who might end up in a debate with my big sister, this is how i used to win a lot of arguments with her when i was a kid. after she makes a good point, repeat it back to her in a dumb voice like this. oh, social security is a public trust to those who paid into it for their entire working li

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>> stephen colbert, of course, he was joking, but the senate republicans are not. good morning, everybody. i'm brian shackman. this, of course, is "way too early" on this friday, february the 22nd. we have a wide range of things to deal with today, including a surprising new study on mass shootings that may just change the way people think about owning guns for protection. a little bit later, we'll lighten it up a little bit. the biggest night in show biz. we'll do our best to predict the winners and losers of this weekend's oscars. lewis and i will go head to head on those picks and we can check them again on monday. first, we get to the news here live at 5:30 a.m. eastern time at 30 rock in new york city. winter storms absolutely barrelled from the west coast into the heartland of the u.s. dumping a huge amount of snow in kansas. wichita, 14 inches. that's the most they've seen in more than 50 years. inches piling up in omaha and st. louis. 1,000 plows are working in kansas alone, but it's doing little to keep drivers from being stranded. actually, you saw a plow

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. >>> today comedian stephen colbert will speak to democrats in leesburg, virginia. the talk show host will address the conference. he was invited to the retreat saying quote, we assume this is his attempt at bipartisanship. >> he sort of feigns republican. i think if he ran for office, he probably could win something. >> i think he really could. he cree acted that pac and got a lot of money. >> we'll see. coming up on 4:20 on our friday morning. want to check in with tom kierein to see what's falling. >> we have these two storms converging. they're coming together. one in the upper midwest, the other one over us. they're going to converge and create a big blizzard for southern new england. for us, right now the storm is producing rain. all the air crass in green and yellow and orange, southern maryland, part of the lower eastern shore getting rain. heavier rain from fredericksburg toward waldorf and charles county. farther west, the areas in white, zones where we're getting wet snow. that includes northern montgomery county and parts of loudoun county into northwest

democrat elizabeth colbert busch, she is a business director and mother of and big sister to stephen colbertcolbert is a front runner in a two-person primary. her brother jokingly summed up the race. >> i'm not sure i can support her because she is running as a democrat. a, i take that as a personal a front and two, there so many great choices on the republican side. >> in a state where the govern nor and both senators and all but one of the members of the house of accerepresentatives rug as a democrat. good morning. >> good morning. >> let me start with the basic question. why do you think to be in congress? >> i want to be in congress because i think it's time to have a common sense approach to what's happening and to represent my district and to stop this extreme behavior and dysfunctional behavior in washington, d.c. >> when you say extreme and dysfunctional behavior, what do you mean? define it? do you mean there is not compromise or do you mean it's more republican fault or democrats? what do you mean by this? >> what i mean is both sides are digging their heels in and no one is reachi

comment i'm sure i agreed with it but you know i think the television comedian in the united states stephen colbert got it right when he said the new due process is just whatever process they do because according to attorney general eric holder there is no right to a legal process there is no right to a judicial process there is only a right to some sort of process so as long as three guys get together in the white house and talk about something that counts as your due process these are rights that should not just belong to u.s. citizens and are now being stripped away from them they should belong to human beings and there is clearly no legitimate process in the president assigning some subordinate to secretly decide that an individual needs to be killed and to decide that there is no means of capture who has to justify that who is to legitimate that claim that there was no possible means of capture we know of a teenage boy in pakistan attending a. meeting where he was trained to use a video camera to go and film footage of drone victims see he was downtown in the city there available to be capture

comment i'm sure i agreed with it but you know i think the television comedian in the united states stephen colbert got it right when he said the new due process is just whatever process they do because according to attorney general eric holder there is no right to a legal process there is no right to a judicial process there is only a right to some sort of process so as long as three guys get together in the white house and talk about something that counts as your due process these are rights that should not just belong to u.s. citizens and are now being stripped away from them they should belong to human beings and there is clearly no legitimate process in the president assigning some subordinate to secretly decide that an individual needs to be killed and to decide that there is no means of capture who has to justify that who is to legitimate that claim that there was no possible means of capture we know of a teenage boy in pakistan attending a. meeting where he was trained to use a video camera to go and film footage of drone victims see he was downtown in the city there available to be capture

comment i'm sure i agreed with it but you know i think the television comedian in the united states stephen colbert got it right when he said the new due process is just whatever process they do because according to attorney general eric holder there is no right to a legal process there is no right to a judicial process there is only a right to some sort of process so as long as three guys get together in the white house and talk about something that counts as your due process these are rights that should not just belong to u.s. citizens and are now being stripped away from them they should belong to human beings and there is clearly no legitimate process in the president assigning some subordinate to secretly decide that an individual needs to be killed and to decide that there is no means of capture who has to justify that who is to legitimate that claim that there was no possible means of capture we know of a teenage boy in pakistan attending a. meeting where he was trained to use a video camera to go and film footage of drone victims see he was downtown in the city there available to be capture