and now the shocking conclusion of "stephen colbert's i tried to sign up for obamacare." (cackling) >> stephen: community organizer carlos rodriguez introduce today in my navigator debbie debbie, thanks for talking to me today. >> you're welcome. >> stephen: how did you get into the navigator racket? >> i was hired by the food bank in january and now we're helping people go out and apply for obamacare. >> stephen: debbie, navigate me. what do we do? >> so first thing, this is where i'd ask for i.d. >> stephen: shouldn't we scrub up before you navigate he? >> absolutely not. >> stephen: i don't want anybody touch mig junk without -- you know -- >> i'm not examining you. this is just filling out an application. >> stephen: i don't have to drop trou? >> absolutely not. >> stephen: okay, where can i drop my trou around this place? >> we're navigating, helping you apply for obamacare. >> stephen: are you going to wear gloves? >> i don't need them. >> stephen: can i wear them >> if you prefer, sure. >> stephen: okay. (laughter) i'm good. your >> your first name again, please? >>

colbert. >> stephen: hey, brendan, now was the big game? >> not so good, mr. colbert, i kind of ran out of energy. >> stephen: sounds like you need to drink some more sunny d. (laughter) sunny d is packed with vitamins and minerals and the bold intense taste kids just love. >> radical! >> stephen: hey, you know who else drinks sunny d? new jersey governor chris christie. isn't that right, chris? >> everyday i hope you can see how much i love being the governor of the state where i was born and raised. (laughter) >> i love you, mr. colbert. >> stephen: i know. (cheers and applause) so hats off to mr. tom emmer for showing us a brand new way to cross-promote candidates and products. thanks to this ad, i will forever associate your campaign with things that need major renovation. (laughter) we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause). >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is tom hanks. please welcome tom hanks! (cheers and applause) hey, tom! good to see you again, thanks for coming back. always nice to have you in the house. >

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turning to stephen colbert. focused on the strategy adopted during negotiations with the president.nt out a tweet tonight that just said #don't blink. >> i'm not blinking or flinching. >> we're not ready to blink. we're not blinking. >> we're taking no doze. >> that's right. not blinking. in fact, -- [ applause ] in fact, michele bachmann has been training her entire life for this. >> now, going to england, this woman is luck that i she didn't blink. a cyclist narrowly avoids death after slamming on her brakes stopping inches away from a speeding train. you see her there. she's clearly shaken up. the driver of the train used the emergency brakes and police are looking for the woman to make sure that she's okay. i think i'd go get a drink or two after that. might take me months to recover. >> yeah. hey, louis, will you come see me, please? >> sure. >> coming up on morning joe, a meeting at the white house between president obama and leaders of congress ends with more finger pointing. the president tells speaker boehner that he's not negotiating over obama care and the list of republi

this year was no exception with stephen colbert making a characteristically hilarious keynote speech.e in the white tie section. it's a bit of a gated community. don't get me wrong, you people down there in, let's say, the black tie neighborhood are very nice. i love black ties. some of my best friends are black tied. and as a catholic engaged in the world of politics, i love this dinner has no separation of church and state. as the journalist theodore white put it, the al smith dinner is a ritual of american politics. so for those keeping track, the american rituals are this dinner and the republicans sacrificing 2014 to ted cruz's ego. >>> it was a pretty republican crowd last night. he went on to recognize the contributions he and hez fellow catholics have made to politics over the years. >> this event has an illustrious history. it began in 1945 to honor al smith, a man who fought for government housing, public schools, labor laws to protect women and children, and went on to become the first presidential candidate of a major party who was catholic. and since he first shattered th

. >>> finally, i was lucky enough to attend the al smith dinner last night headlined by stephen colbert>> i am proud to be america's most famous catholic. and i'm sure the cardinal is thinking, stephen, pride is a sin. well, cardinal, so is envy so we're even. >> the most famous catholic. interesting. i never heard that one before. this is "hardball," the place for politics. [ banker ] sydney d some financial guidance so she could take her dream to the next level. so we talked about her options. her valuable assets were staying. and selling her car wouldn't fly. we helped sydney manage her debt and prioritize her goals, so she could really turn up the volume on her dreams today... and tomorrow. so let's see what we can do about that... remodel. motorcycle. [ female announcer ] some questions take more than a bank. they take a banker. make a my financial priorities appointment today. because when people talk, great things happen. make a my financial priorities appointment today. help the gulf when we made recover and learn the gulf, bp from what happened so we could be a better, safer en

>>> up next, stephen colbert's plan to -- [ male announcer ] imagine this cute blob is metamucil. and this park is the inside of your body. see, the special psyllium fiber in metamucil actually gels to trap some carbs to help maintain healthy blood sugar levels. metamucil. 3 amazing benefits in 1 super fiber. >>> time for the side show. why some are reoccupied with the health care act. the message war continues on television with ads supporting the law beginning this week. but jason jones doesn't think that they pack enough of a punch. here was his take last night. >> everyone deserves affordable health insurance. >> is that prohealth care or anti-health care? >> it's -- it is pro. >> that's how you are selling new yorkers? >> yes. >> you don't suggest health care in new york. you tell them. >> and this is how. >> hi, i'm harvey keitel, buy some [ bleep ] insurance, new york. we have botulism, ebow la, hepatitis and that is just the six train. log on and sign up you [ bleep ]. if you don't i'll come out there and grab your little [ bleep ] heads and beat the -- >> that's the short

emmys on sunday night and that is that i was unable to attend and share in the joy for my friend stephen colbert and those at the court "the colbert reporo won a long served well overdue emmy. i have been in awe of that show from episode one. i believe stephen and everyone there has created something that has never before been seen on television and things happen on that show that could only happen on that show and they are remarkable. to my staff and crew, here is the best thing about my staff and crew it's not about -- win or lose, it doesn't matter. you know i saw newhart on stage, if anybody should have a house made out of emmys it's bob newhart. he was getting his first at age 135. [ laughter ] so everyone here, never forgets how fortunate they are to have had the kind of run that we've had, to have had the kind of recognition that we have. we know that the opportunity to do what we do every day is a phenomenal one and that is what i love best about this place. there's not a personal in this building that takes that opportunity for granted. hell or high water, winning or not winning. having

. >> stephen colbert, do you hate us?>> nation, stephen colbert can't get enough of the fox news deck. he has computer envy. he watched us play on his show. >> it's taken over my life and impaired my ability to do my job. it's called, shiny or news? >> you see, on the left, there are stories i'm probably supposed to be talking about, while on the right, there are shiny diamonds. here we go. this is always a tough choice. i got to touch those diamonds. >> diamonds is the right choice, stephen. you did well, nation. at the beginning of the clip, which we cut off by accident herb was watching us play candy crush. he was two weeks behind. today because there's not a lot of music, we told he wall to be halloweeny. you can see become here -- that's not halloween. that's something that looks like ipad. that on the other hand is a jack-o-lantern. we just put this over a pumpkin. the weather is not good across much of the great nation for trick-or-treating, so if you're taking the kids out, make sure the state says it's okay to tr

late night stephen colbert, big support of the military and latest reforms of the marine's uniforms has up in arms. >> department of defense thinking about spending millions and millions of your dollars to buy our marines new hats or as they call them covers. here is the problem. apparently not many want to wear them. some people think the new hat looks far too girlie. >> looks like the femininization of the marine corps. >> lets look at this hat next to current designs. >> look at that. i just cannot tell which one is the new one. oh, it's the one on the right. yeah, i hate those. it's so feminine. i'm just ovulating looking at them. might as well be made of tampons and copies of eat, pray, love. >> a little streamlined. >> i couldn't tell. i didn't know which one it is. >> colbert could say things others could not. >> we could but not as funny. >> we would not be back monday. i'm richard lui, right here on nbc's, the first stop of the day. >>> leading the news "usa today," iran may be a month from a bomb. a new estimate by one of the u.s.'s top nuclear experts said iran could produce

much more of this throughout the afternoon on fox news. >>> tide you watch stephen colbert last nightcting competition and now has competition. colbert now has a new veranda which comes equipped with kittens, a falcon and a lot more. >> shep may have a 38-foot video wall, but i've got a 38-story video climbing wall. the climbers formerly news producers now called information sherpas, scale the wall to bring you the latest story. it's a dangerous job, but should they fall to their deaths, that's just more news for the wall. the most are grabbable stories are hand selected and delivered to me via news falcon. news falcon, report. >> thank you, noble friend. news falcon, away. >> now i'm jealous. chris wallace wants a news falcon, nation. >> no falcons here. lots of talk today. a deal is nearing. is that because the numbers force are for these guys are imploding? welcome everybody. i'm in for neil cavuto. the government shutdown is now in it's 11th day and numbers for both sides are getting worse by the day. 60% of americans say every member of congress should be fired. when independents

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. >>> up next, stephen colbert takes it to an absurd level. that guy's really funny.nd this is "hardball," the place for politics. [ unr ass people like to pretend a flood [ e could never happen to them. and that their homeowners insurance protects them. [ thunder crashes ] it doesn't. stop pretending. only flood insurance covers floods. ♪ visit floodsmart.gov/pretend to learn your risk. >>> this isn't some damn game. >> that's right. this isn't some damn game. it's this damn game. introducing not a game, the official government shutdown home game. from the makers of not sorry and operation deny due to pre-existing condition. i mean, for pete's sake, what insurance company would cover a guy with a light bulb for a nose? >> that was stephen colbert last night on the gamesmanship taking place in washington. some think it's less like the game of risk which it is. which is why most americans believe they don't have a clue. >>> next, some at fox news forgot to verify part of reagan's adage trust by verify. a host on the morning show was fooled by a fictional story posted o

. >>> the romantic side of stephen colbert. huh? you're watching "early today." >>> welcome back. we mentioned earlier southern california fire danger but also in areas around san francisco, san jose, sacramento. red flag warnings. very windy out there. wind advisory today. we'll have a chance of fires. very dry conditions. red flag warnings up until saturday. again, southern california really san diego to santa barbara, all the way through the mountainous areas, too. we have to hope everyone is extra careful out there and zero chances of any fires being caused by any people or any of their actions hopefully. northwest looks like a decent weekend out there, too. look at this, need your sunglasses to look at this map. >> nothing but sunshine on there. i'm liking it, except for the fire danger. thank you, bill. >>> it's a big weekend for new hot movies out. "runner runner" opens alongside "parkland" and "gravity." a sci-fi thriller with george clooney and sandra bullock. speaking of gravity, he said though the space suit was uncomfortable, it was not nearly as bad as the bat suit he

comedian stephen colbert decided on his tvthe couple show.vested in the state of new york and the and tire viacom family of entertainment networks, i now pronounce you man and wife. you may kiss the bride. [applause] >> there you have it. he says he is an internet- certified minister. he decided to perform the government shutdown wedding of the century. >> congratulations to the couple. if you have an iphone, you probably heard her voice many times but now we are learning who is the woman behind the virtual assistance. >> siri, who is the real voice? susan bennett is the actions that provided the voice. she says she recorded the voices back in july of 2005 but had no idea where they would end up. she said when she first heard it, it was creepy but they are friends now. >> she matches up just fine. she looks the part. >> i don't even have that on my phone. next, a speed trap just for tops. we will tell you what happened when a camera caught officers breaking the law. >> it's a prank that everyone is talking about, the skeleton that took a trip

. >>> up next, stephen colbert takes it to an absurd level. that guy's really funny.his is "hardball," the place for politics. mine was earned orbiting the moon in 1971. afghanistan in 2009. on the u.s.s. saratoga in 1982. [ male announcer ] once it's earned, usaa auto insurance is often handed down from generation to generation because it offers a superior level of protection and because usaa's commitment to serve current and former military members and their families is without equal. begin your legacy. get an auto insurance quote. usaa. we know what it means to serve. >>> this isn't some damn game. >> that's right. this isn't some damn game. it's this damn game. introducing not a game, the official government shutdown home game. from the makers of not sorry and operation deny due to pre-existing condition. i mean, for pete's sake, what insurance company would cover a guy with a light bulb for a nose? >> that was stephen colbert last night on the games manship taking place in washington. some think it's less like the game of risk which it is. which is why most ameri

. >>> last night stephen colbert was making fun of the government shutdown and what he could do now thatl agencies had stopped working. >> no chepa. time to dump old house paint down the storm drain. there you go. sorry. this will just take a second. sorry. sorry, dolphins. you had a good run. >> that's so wrong. but that is your dish of scrambled politics today. >>> and joining me now for our first look at politics is lynn sweet, washington bureau chief for the "chicago sun-times". good morning. wall street did not seem to blink when the government shut down yesterday. perhaps it was already factored in. but the debt ceiling, the ted li deadline is fast approaching. how catastrophic could that scenario come? >> we went through this just a few months ago and wall street knew there was a deal. so i think if wall street thinks there will be a deal, it won't be catastrophic even if we get up to the deadline. i do think we will this time. >> really. okay. well, here is my question for you. is washington so gridlocked that it takes possibly defaulting on our national debt to finally get lawma

. >>> stephen colbert had a field day talking about the federal government as if it were history. >>ht the united states government ends. what a dramatic arc. started out as a highly sympathetic character in the 1770s. but in just 237 seasons it has transformed into an egotistical self-destructive maniac. >> and that, my friend, is your morning dish of scrambled politics. >>> okay, it's time now to dig deeper into the politics of this government shutdown. boris epstein is back from us and kasie hunt. good morning to you both. >> good morning. >> all right, boris, let me start with you and what is the point of this? what's being accomplished here? it doesn't seem like anyone is winning. >> nothing is being accomplished. it's a really big mayes take of the rand pauls of my party. no positive for them. specifically for someone like ted cruz and rand paul who wants to run for president in 2016 this is a losing formula. newt gingrich has tried to run for president and has failed several times. the only people winning, chris christie on the outside saying i wasn't a part of it. >> ksaie, w

south park, jon stewart, stephen colbert. you can watch those all on yahoo! now. i am happy traffic, to announce we passed 800 million monthly active users in terms of yahoo!'s global audience. 20% since represents july. >> that includes,? >> it does not. >> where are these people coming from? seeing a lot of usage on mobile. 350 million monthly users. a lot of usage on home page, mail, search, or core properties. my strategy is to be focused on the daily habit, things people use everyday. search, mail, homepage, news, finance, etc.. we have the same people responding to the way we have the products.ning >> can i apologize? there are 40 people taking pictures here and they follow me around all the time. it is annoying. they are taking a lot of pictures of me and i do not want that to distract. i think they are here for you. iere are interesting cameras. did not mean that in a weird way. photogenicittle more , i think. we talked about products a little bit. your traffic is way up for unknown reasons. the core product. everybody thinks i mean it in a mean way. it is

let's start with stephen colbert who's found the one congressman who has a little different perspective of the u.s. defaulting on its debt. >> defaulting on our debts could -- just could -- be beneficial. according to florida congressman ted yoho who i believe represents the pirates of the caribbean ride. jim? >> congressman ted yoho, republican of florida, says that by refusing to raise this so-called debt limit, congress would have the reverse effect of bringing stability to world markets. >> yes, a government default could bring stability to world markets. just like if it you cut off both your legs, it brings stability to your torso. because it lowers your center of gravity. >> now, jimmy fallon fans are used to seeing the late-night host perform with his guests. and last night he and miley cyrus showed off a version of her hit "we can't stop" with a little help from the roots. ♪ it's our party we can do what we want ♪ ♪ it's our party we can say what we want ♪ ♪ it's our party we can love who we want ♪ ♪ we can kiss who we want ♪ we can say what we want ♪ go miley ♪ sweaty bodies ev

find out tying the knot with stephen colbert. >> in sickness and health until death do you part?do. >> and mike, do you do all that same stuff? what with the word "wife" in there? >> i do. >> yeah. keep going, man! you're married! go for it! >> they're going to have a slightly funny wedding video than most couples. that's it for this edition of "media buzz." like us on facebook. continue the conversation online. we are back here next sunday morning >> the last laua serious crash 14 people injured including 3 time indy car winner. >> bringing terrorist to justice. they conduct two-week end raids taking down two can't targets in africa. including an al qaeda aide leader on the fbi most wanted list. >> flash flooding affecting hundreds of residents in louisville, kentucky. of inches of rainfall crippling investigations. >> these two ladies are here to wake you up every >> a horrific crash sends three time indy champion dario franchitti flying into the air and into a fence. >> that crash right there happening as he was battling sato on the last lap of the houston grand prix. you can

sometimes i watch jon stewart and stephen colbert ai at night and i think they got it other than the journalist got it. i was wondering, did you ever post a cartoon that you got a completely unexpected reaction to? it is funny, because cartoons for me, a lot of times you draw them and you say this one is going to be great and it led him -- lance with a side. then you do one that you do not expect and will either get some huge positive or negative reaction that comes out of nowhere and cannot predict what is going to be the reaction. you just have to try to do what you think is best for the day and hopefully there will be another one tomorrow. mix yourur editors ideas? >> not that often. i am always glad that an editor looks at my cartoon. you do not know if it works or not. there has been times i come up with an idea and will draw out the sketch and show it to an editor and the editor will say you cannot do that. what people will think. i will not have even realized it. there was a guy at the new york post that there was a crazed ape that killed somebody so he drew a cartoon of the e

was it phil donahue, stephen colbert, dr. phil or jay leno? >> i'm going to say a. >> a.r poncho. anyway, he met his wife, marlo thomas on his talk show. 1977. they've been together 32 years. >> they have been together a long, long time. >> back to you, hoda. >> we have john from illinois. which host recently made a return to late night tv with a new talk show? you're going to know this one. >> arsenio hall. >> you didn't even need the answers. >> woof, woof, woof. >> how's it doing, tim? >> it's doing really well. >> nice guy. >> of course, he created the woof, woof, woof thing and he had bill clinton in 1992 playing the sax. famous interview. which put him over the edge. >> certainly did. one more. >> joann, it's her birthday. happy birthday, sweetie. are you ready? >> yes. >> which of the following tv hosts is not also an oscar nominee? whoopi goldberg, ellen degeneres, oprah winfrey or greg kinnear? >> ellen degeneres. >> she says ellen degeneratioes. is she right? >> yes. >> she hasn't done that many film roles. >> no, she hasn't. mostly known for her talk show and "

find out tying the knot with stephen colbert. >> in sickness and health until death do you part? and mike, do you do all that same stuff? what with the word "wife" in there? >> i do. >> yeah. keep going, man! you're married! go for it! >> they're going to have a slightly funny wedding video than most couples. that's it for this edition of "media buzz." like us on facebook. continue the conversation online. we are back here next sunday morning 11:00 eastern with more "buzz." >>> fox news alert. brand-new details this hour about the units that were behind two daring terror raids in africa. the first one we now learned is carried out by the delta force ending with the capture of a top al qaeda leader with american blood on his hands. al libi. terrorist and master mind behind the 1998 u.s. embassy bombings in east africa. reportedly being detained on a ship at sea where we're told he's expected to be held for up to several weeks. hi, everybody. i'm jamie colby. great to have you with us for this new hour. >> absolutely. hello, everyone. i'm eric shawn on this sunday. welcome to a bra

"watch stephen colbert's epic 'get lucky' dance party with jeff bridges, matt damon, and jilly fallonplause ] sounds like a cool guy. i don't know who he is. sounds cool. >> steve: oh, jilly. >> jimmy: this one's from sam porteus in shanghai, china. they watch the show in china. yeah, that's cool right? he sent a screen grab from an old vampire movie from the '70s called "twins of evil." that's the name of the movie. i never heard of it. but he says there is a guy in it that looks like me. i don't know. take a look at it. [ laughter and applause ] quest, you of all people! we actually have a clip of the movie. i don't think he looks like me. >> you are arrogant, count countstein. because you have the protection of the cult. [ laughter ] but, there is a higher authority. >> don't let them bother you. some men like a musical evening. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh, who is that dude? is he your twin? is that why it's called that? >> jimmy: some good looking dude. [ laughter ] >> steve: two sets of twins. >> jimmy: this one here is from megan jerram in las vegas. it's another goog