that was the great stephen colbert sitting down with florida congressional candidate jake rush. republicans challenging ted yoho. but has become more well-known for what he does in his free time. see, jake rush likes to role play as a vampire with several alter egos. i'm not making this up. here's colbert asking him about that. >> you go by the alter egos chazz darling, stas van wp ynst and archbishop kettering. who am i speaking to now? >> you're speaking to jake rush. >> that was a great character name. >> that's my real name. >> jake rush woke early one morning, he didn't know why there was blood on his sheets, all he knew, there was a dead woman in bed with him. what happens next what happens next? >> hopefully he gets out the vote, gets people motivated to come out. >> what a mismatch of minds there. anyway. rush says -- that's rush there, says being ohm about his vampire role playing helps him focus on privacy rights, and personal freedom. that's "hardball" for now. coming up next, "your business" with j.j. ramberg. at delta we're investing billions of dollars, improving e

wars are complicated. >> good. >>> welcome back to "thahardbal" that was stephen colbert sitting down with steven rush. they're challenging ted yoho. jake rush likes to roll play as a vampire with several alter egos. i'm not making this up. here's colbert asking him about that. >> you go by the alter egos chazz darling, staffs van wynst. and archbishop keterring. who am i speaking to now? >> you're speaking to jake rush. >> that was a great character name. >> that's my real name. >> jake rush woke early one morning, he didn't know why there was blood on his sheets, all he knew, there was a dead woman in bed with him. what happens next what happens next? >> hopefully he gets out the vote, gets people motivated to come out. >> what a mishmash of minds there. rush says -- he says being open about his vampire role helps him focus on privacy rights and personal freedom. that's "hard ball"for now. up next "your business." because beautiful skin goes with everything. [ female announcer ] aveeno® daily moisturizing lotion has active naturals® oat with five vital nutrients naturally found in h

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the most memorable routines like stephen colbert -- >> that's the most. >> that's the most.presidents that take the chances, they are at the tv dinner. president obama is talking about weapons of mass destruction. >> that is awful. >> it was awful. i was in the room and yet everyone was laughing. >> not me and rob. i can tell you, we were sitting there. that was awful. >> i'm not a radio and tv guy. you have that. bill clinton, i guess, that was a radio thing, too. i like things interesting and different. >> so you want edgy? >> i want edgy. and i would argue that stephen colbert benefited from that and maybe benefitted in a partisan way that offended a lot of potential conservative fans of his. we knew where he was. >> i think it's tough because people are sitting there saying, 15 jokes about cnn and 30 about fox. zero about msnbc. >> the whole nerd prompt thing, it's such a ridiculous misnomer. are nerds this vain? >> i like it. our 50 minutes are up. >> our 50 minutes are up. have fun, everyone. >> you can, of course, read mark's book. watch joel mchale's big speech right

stephen colbert moment, that was great. what's interesting about that and maybe that kbets to both sides of this. there was outrage at colbert for kind of breaking a code because he was so up front in being kind of angry within that humor. on the one hand it was great he was up there and it's good to have presidents make fun of themselves, but that showed there's something odd. >> the interesting thing about that colbert one is in the write-up the next day, "the new york times" didn't mention it at all. they mentioned george bush had a double with him. they wrote about that and then they realized most of the attention outside of washington had been on stephen colbert's speech so they corrected themselves. we kind of missed this one. so that's the dinner. i will be watching it tonight. >> but we're going to move on to a couple things in the news this week. there's a lot going on. we have all these things to get to. people are are talking about. the clintons overnight tim kaine became the late toast throw his support behind hi

up next, stephen colbert takes on the right wing's monica truthers. they're crazy. >>> lewinsky's return is great news to republicans. because this reminder of the darkest chapter of the clinton legacy comes right before clinton launches that 2016 campaign. now that's over, done. take the bathtub out of the storage because we're getting president chris christie. >> welcome whack to "hardball." that was the great steve colbert talking about the return of monica lewinsky last week in an article she wrote for "vanity fair." he dove into the conservative media theory that lewinsky's reappearance may be all part of a plan cooked up by hillary clinton herself. >> hillary is trying to make this 16-year-old news old news. you see, if we talk about the lewinsky scandal now, then we won't be talking about it now when she's running in 2016, because if tles. >> one thing the conservative media is known for, it is letting things go. >> the media and democrats can communicate without talking, right? it's understood. >> ah-ha! >> the media can communicate with democ

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if you want to see how smart she is, check out stephen colbert. she was on his show.he was throwing her curveballs, and she was catching all of them. she is smart like that. this movement is growing up leaders. even the president has to respond. the president has said some very good things about income inequality. he issued an executive order to rate -- raise the pay of federal contractors. this movement of federal workers, supported by the .workers, supported by the progressive caucus and others, has been pounding on this for over a year before he issued the executive order. the executive order was issued based on pressure from people. good he did it, but on the other hand are president is still talking about trying to pass fast-track authority on the transpacific partnership. therefore, he is doing one thing with one hand and something else with the other, and we got to get in doing the same thing with both. [applause] so what i am saying to you is that we have the power to do it because we are in this populist moment. we have the power to do it because seniors are

tv host stephen colbert, 50. and stevie wonder, 64. i'm betty nguyen. "early today." we hope you have a good one. >>> well, good morning, everybody. i'm scott mcgrew. >> i'm laura garcia-cannon. city of dublin, one of many across the bay area opening up cooling stations. the city library one of the places people can go to stay indoors as today's temperatures could reach record levels. for exactly how hot it will be, let's turn to meteorologist christina loren. >> it will be a scorching, a spring scorcher. we are still a month away from the official kickoff of summertime. temperatures this morning are very mild, we're mostly in the upper tos. just one degree away from 60. in concord, mountain view and

a little rude to stephen colbert. >>> emma watson, she gets to graduate from brown university where shein english literature. >>> there may be a new love in aaron rodgers' life. rumors are swirling that he's dating olivia munn. the two were spotted in malibu acting like quite the couple. i hate being aaron rodgers. might be great to be michael sam. the oprah network will produce a reality series based on him. it will look at the life of the first openly gay player drafted to the nfl. time will tell if the series alienates michael sam's teammates as lamar odom's show did to him. that show was, yeah, mixed reviews. >>> justin timberlake is doing his best michael jackson impression to the music video "never felt so good." it was co-written by veteran songwriter paul anka. ♪ ♪ baby love never felt so fine ♪ ♪ and i doubt it was ever mine ♪ >> i'm not sure. what do you think? >> i think it shows off how talented he is, in case you forgot. >> he's got to work on it, man. >> he's okay as an actor, but this stuff -- >> exactly. a reason to be jealous, certainly, just part of it. i'm richard lui

let's check in now with stephen colbert who's weighing in on the reaction to the st.ng michael sam. >> folks, this is just wrong. in the nfl, sexuality is supposed to take place off camera. and the fans should only find out about it when the charges are filed. i'm upset and i'm not the only one. >> don jones of the miami dolphins tweeted, omg, and horrible. >> former super bowl champion said, that michael sam is no bueno for doing that on national tv. kids are watching the draft. >> yeah. kids are watching. now we have to answer the questions like daddy can we stop watching the seventh round of the nfl draft? >> yeah. well, a lot of people had interesting reactions to that. but bottom line, michael sam is going to be on the field for the rams. >> doing his thing. it's great. i think it's positive. >> thank you, sir. appreciate it. >>> it was earlier we asked you what could make twitter better for you. this is after they unveiled their mute option. justine, what'd we get? >> we got a lot of great responses today. mark halperin, our good friend actually tweeted us. he s

with stephen colbert keeping an eye on one particular race in florida. >> florida's third congressional district, the fighting third, off-brand chocolate drinks ted yoho against fellow republican jake rush, running on a platform of traditional marriage, strict constitutionalism, strong national defense and repealing obamacare, everything you could want in a congressman and maybe more than you do. >> rush running for third congressional district in north florida. >> conservative straight shooter. guess what, he happens to be a vampir vampire. >> did not see that coming. with a name like jake rush you thought the most soft core porn. >>> next on "way too early," a look at the stories you'll be talking about in the days ahead. "morni "morning "morning joe" is now just moments away. the first time i tried crest pro-health it felt different, i mean it felt clean. crest pro-health protects all these areas dentists check most. she's going to do backflips when she sees this. 4 out of 5 dentists confirmed these pro-health products helped maintain a professional clean. i am extremely impressed. i

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it has been on cnn, anderson cooper, steve uncle bear -- stephen colbert. >> the clip went viral aftert happened. she left the said building, she wasn't going to inp play it -- step foot that place again. she thought she was going to go home and think about what she had done. immediately television bookers were calling her. she's talking to barbara walters. she has a lot of good exposure. >> thank you for sharing the story with us. felix gillette. fourth be may the with you. international star wars day. blocksgrapher uses lego to capture the star wars a nominal on. that is next. ♪ amazon.com founder and chief executive is in the news for many saying. drones, but many people do not hear about his involvement with glassblowing. he happens to be a 22% owner in a company called glassbaby. its creator and founder joins me now. our theme is overcoming obstacles that you have to deal with to start a business. welcome. it is not just the obstacles about starting in the business. you had personal health obstacles you had to deal with. i'm wondering if you can share your story with us. in 1995.

larry wilmore getting his own show, taking over that 11:30 slot from stephen colbert. >>> ahead, did a group of meteorologists go too easy on the president? >>> but first, the ragin' cajun on coverage of barack obama, hillary clinton and monica lewinsky. james carville, up next. kurtz d "media buzz." hillary clinton ig the best press of her life but she has had strained relations with journalists and if she doesn't run the single factor will be the media. really? i spoke with long-time clinton strategist now a fox news contributor, james carville, from new orleans. >> james, welcome. >> good, good, good to be here. >> you have been a friend and advisor to hillary clinton for two decades. why has she had this distrust and strained relationship with the president? >> you know, i think the article in "politico" rang true to me. she feels like with some justification that she has not been treated fairest and she doesn't like them a lot. probably not the only democrat that dislikes "new york times" as much as fox. >> but there is an unnamed veteran says she hates you, per and that will no

killing everyone apart from those three people i have buried under my patio at home >> unlike stephen colbertohn oliver isn't playing a character, a wacky brit and really pressed the former nsa chief. >> i liked what he said. if you could ask edward snowden, what would you ask him other than a lot less than what he's said before, right? >> he just asked whether or not the name should be changed at the nsa and a rebranding? should it be the washington ed skins which is slightly less offensive. he really adds spice to an interview with hard-hitting questions. >> i thought it was a little silly at the end holding up pictures. i'll give it a 7. >> i'll give it a 9. it was a great interview. okay. the rules are a little different at 3:00 in the morning and fox's show "red eye" is any indication. >> but when i was on this week, i tried to bring my usual sense of dignity and gravitas to greg gutfeld's show. >> what do you make of the punishment? >> first of all, there are always investigative reporters around. how come the gal pal, the ex-girlfriend, we only know here as v. stiviano. >> i kind of lo

here she is going off the reservation, so to speak, with an in character stephen colbert. >> i grew upan america that was investing in kids and investing in public universities. i it had a higher minimum wage. that's how we built the great middle class. then starting in about the 1980s, we turned in a different direction. >> you mean when reagan came in and it was morning in america? >> he had a couple of ideas. first one was they'd fire the cops. not the ones on main street. but the ones on wall street. it was supporting having the regulators look the other way. while the biggest financial institutions hit every trick possible. what happened by 2008 was that they broke the economy. >> refreshing a democrat not blaming bush, she's blaming reagan. >> that was really long. her native american name should be she's full of crap. she's an intellectual lightweight. >> your thoughts? >> i was shocked she was blaming something other than global warming and president bush. so i think it's -- she's more creative than i gave her credit for. >> i think -- >> 132nd indian. >> you want to add to thi

. >>> this morning in "today's" "hollywood headlines" a replacement for stephen colbert. >> and fans shows are being canceled. alicia quarles. >> larry willmore will replace stephen colbert on comedy central, since 2006 as the senior black correspondent. >> that's the title? >> that's really the title. his show will be called "the minority report." >> do we know any details about the show, will it change or hasn't that come out yet? >> he is relocating from los angeles to new york. he is supposed to be the show runner on it called blackish, written for the fresh prince of bel-air. first person of color to have a late-night show on comedy central. >> unveiling their fall lineups and also which shows aren't coming back, some on the bubble. "community" on nbc. >> "community." >> not a huge audience but a very loyal audience? >> faithful audience. going into its sixth season. it won't make it. not in the lineup. fans have saved this show before. my husband signed the petition to get it back on. full disclosure. a lot of people are saying this show could go to hulu, netflix. >> you can li

stephen colbert did that. >> 2006. >> press basically felt like the bush administration was stalling them and one thing you do not do, do not go after the first lady. >> that's a good rule. >> i'm trying to think who else in that room would be an easy target. there are a number of folks in the room that just seem like they would be ripe, he sort of bombed in the room, but folks watching at home seem to think he did okay. >> that video went viral before viral was a thing. people are, like, what do i look this up on? what's says youtube? youtube.com? i mean, that video went viral because he not on went after the president and the administration, but also the media. and going after the media made a lot of people really uncomfortable in the room. but people around the country just loved it. >> there's our man, al roker, there you see on the other side of your screen, making the rounds. who else did you see over there tonight? >> well, obviously, besides all of our msnbc people, lupita nyong'o. jessica simpson. sofia vergara. >> i'm always fascinated when i look at some of these pictures

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too far, not in taste by my standards, but anything almost that takes place on jon stewart or stephen colbert something far worse than in those eyes, than anything the smothers did. it was so harmless. >> you actually had a show, the wood stock show. it was directly from the show. and the audience came from woodstock. >> there was talk of my going to woodstock, which never happened. >> and joanie mitchell, she was prevented from going -- if i was joanie mitch much i would be upset with you. >> i imagine the dialogues, i wanted to go to woodstock with my people. and i'm sure some jerk said, or maybe her esteemed manager said, you need the cavitt show, you don't need to go to a farm and perform for probably 250 people. >> do you think television is better or worse? >> i came up with an outrageous statement for you in the car. almost all television is crap. as are any medium or any art. most of it is worthless. get near the top you start to get really good. and then of course like the cream at the top there are the fine artists and people, writers and musicians. sports people and politicians and

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larry wilmore getting his own show, taking over that 11:30 slot from stephen colbert. >>> ahead, didgroup of meteorologists go too easy on the president? >>> but first, the ragin' cajun on coverage of barack obama, hillary clinton and monica lewinsky. james carville, up next. mine was earned in korea in 1953. afghanistan, in 2009. orbiting the moon in 1971. [ male announcer ] once it's earned, usaa auto insurance is often handed down from generation to generation. because it offers a superior level of protecon. and because usaa'commitment to serve current and former military members andheir families is without equal. begin your legacy. get an auto insurance quote. usaa. we know what it means to serve. >>> live from america's news headquarters, i'm eric shawn. >>> a moment us day in ukraine. two eastern regions holding a referendum did he spite a call from president vladimir putin to postpone it. at stake, so-called people's refk. tensions are high. organizers report turnout is strong. kiev, however, says the referendums are illegal and are being funded by russia. >>> the search resum

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. >>> and on the colbert report last night, funny man stephen colbert tackled the v.a. the obama people say they first learned of these allegations from cnn. he had no clue what is going on in his own administration. here is an idea, get the nsa to start spying on wolf blitzer. >> better look over your shoulder, wolf. >> well, i suspect people are watching all the time what is going on. thank you very much, susan for that very funny stuff on colbert. >>> up next, the fight to stay alive against all odds. how a man climbed 70 feet out of an icy crack in a mountain, we'll talk to him later. >>> also, the amazing story how a man survived a bomb attack in afghanistan but lost his four limbs. these days he is biking, running and jumping out of planes. our clients need a lot of attention. there's unlimited talk and text. we're working deals all day. you get 10 gigabytes of data to share. what about expansion potential? add a line anytime for 15 bucks a month. low dues... great terms... let's close. introducing at&t mobile share value plans... ...with our best-ever pricing for

he loves the way stephen colbert skewered the room in 2006. >> i believe the government that governsernment that governs least. by these standards, we have set up a fabulous government in iraq. >> that's about as good as it gets. in terms of degree of difficulty. >> and nerve. >> and nerve. that's right. that's about as good as it gets. >> is that an invitation you would want one day? >> i would love to do it. as a comedian, there's part of me that hates myself. >> what politicians are you rooting for as a comedian? >> they're all arguably too good at producing material for comedy. as a human, i'm rooting for all of them to do their jobs let's say 300% better than they currently are. how about rebranding yourself as a great listener. >> the only agency in goverment that really listens. >> that's what i'm saying. that's what i'm saying. because in many ways, the nsa is the perfect partner. so, let me introduce you to the new nsa, trevor. >> i think this is good. >> tell us about your day. everything about it. >> when people walk away from your show, turn off the television after half

well, last night stephen colbert joined the ranks of those hash tag skeptics. >> i love internet memes all, the word meme is just the word "me" twice. this one is huge, even michelle obama jumped on the hash-tagon. i cannot get on this twitter campaign, because none of my friends are into it. >> are these barbarians in the wild of nigeria supposed to check their twitter accounts, uh-oh, michelle obama is cross with us, better change our behavior. >> yes, terrorists in the wild aren't on twitter. they are up to some nasty business. obviously, they are using snap chat. besides, you do not launch a twitter campaign to rescue kidnapped daughters, you send in liam neeson. >> that's from the movie "taken." >>> next up, nevada's republican governor brian sandoval is campaigning for his second term this year, but if he's serious about his re-election, he should probably start spell checking his campaign's literature. last week he sent out this fundraising letter, which misspelled the name of his home state with an "e" instead of an "a." where's auto check here, auto correct, when you need it?

that was, of course, stephen colbert on senator rand paul's courtship, if you will, of rupert murdoch at the kentucky derby saturday, but when it comes to the presidential horse race, murdoch isn't placing any bets just yet. >>> anyway, next up, speculation about hillary clinton's 2016 plans have intensified as the media refocuses its intention on the politics of the late '90s, but on his show last night, jimmy kimmel noted former secretary clinton has been at ease lately, even when sharing some of the more intimate details of her life. take a listen. >> hillary clinton gave a keynote address in maryland. she also held a q&a session afterwards, and things got surprisingly personal. >> what is your guilty pleasure? >> let's see. >> are there that many? >> well, i'm just trying to think of, you know, the g-rated one. >> well, hello, madam secretary. >> next up, toronto's rob ford sen joying rehab so much he's already calling it the best decision he ever made. in fact, the embattled mayor of toronto told "the toronto sun" rehab, "he minds me of football camp, kind of like the washington

stephen colbert, in fact, that performance in 2006 fell flat, you might say. take a look.n. >> i stand by this man. i stand by this man because he stands for things. not only for things, he stands on things. things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. and that sends a strong message that no matter what happens to america, she will always rebound with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world. >> nicki, he of course talking about president george w. bush. what's the worst mistake nikki, that one could make as the entertainment tonight? >> i think you have to be careful. i think recently, you know, president obama actually has been the person who has sort of poked fun at other politicians and not just at himself. as a host, you've got to push the envelope, but you can't go too far. or else, as you just saw, the room gets really quiet, and it's really, really awkward. >> all right. alicia, msnbc party, notwithstandi notwithstanding, comcast party notwithstanding, anyone who's anyone in washington, they're going to be at which party toni

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