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i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) you're very nice. well, for donald trump-- >> audience: boo! >> stephen: you've got to pace temperatures. for donald trump it's been a rough couple of... his entire presidency. the chaos coming out of the white house is just coming at you so fast. it's hard to keep track of it. what happened today. two weeks ago, i had never heard of anthony scaramucci. ( laughter ) now, i've got to make an appointment to have the tattoo lasered off. ( laughter ) never mind where i'm gesturing. never-- never mind. but come with me now into the past. try to remember what we were talking about last month. there's this place called russia, and during the presidential campaign, the president's son and guy explaining why he does not tip, donald trump, jr., took a secret meeting with a whole bunch of russians who all seemed to have connections to kremlin intelligence. and when this came out-- kind of shady stuff-- don runner released a statement saying he didn't know who he was meeting with and they mostly talked about adopti

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city it's stephen colbert. (cheers and applause). >> stephen: thanks, everybody. whooo. thanks, everybody, please have a seat. now ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show, i'm your host stephen colbert. and i am-- (applause) i got to say, i am really glad my family got here in 1828. because donald trump just pulled up the immigration ladder behind us. today the administration announced a harsh new immigration bill. and i got to say, trump is fulfilling at least one key campaign promise. >> get them out of here! get them out of here! get the hell out of here! >> stephen: all right, now don't say, don't you dare say he's just cruelly targeting undocumented immigrants. >> because the bill wants to reduce legal immigration to the united states by 50%. >> boo! >> stephen: melania, honey, i got some tough news, only 50% of your parents can come it thanksgiving. i say your mom. she's the greatest in shape. really looking good. now the bill sounds bad but to kind of clean it up a little bit, to take the stink off

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! eers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you very much! hey, what's going on my friends? welcome to the "late show" everybody, i'm your host, stephen colbert. i am feeling blessed tonight, thanks to one man: white house communications director and guy ordering a martini at the bowling alley, anthony scaramucci. the mooch! the mooch! i was worried when sean spicer left, that the communications office of the white house would lose some flavah. little did i know that he was going to be replaced by a guy who serves up very spicy quotes. we played this last night, but i just want seconds. >> what i don't like about washington is, people do not let you know how they feel. they're very nice to your face, and then they take a shiv or a machete and they stab it in your back. i don't like it. i'm a wall street guy, and i'm more of a front stabbing person. >> stephen: yeah, he would never stab someone in the book. book-- mountain that's rude. "a gentleman stabs somebody f

have a great weekend. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is up next.hope that you have a terrific weekend. enjoy the fight? >> oh, yeah. i'll be able to watch it right here tomorrow night. >> all right. have a good one. captioning sponsored by cbs >> the president said that white house is a real dump. >> okay, let's find a new place to live, something with some real class. let's see, the palace of versailles, nah, not enough of enough gold leaf. taj mahal? no, curry makes me gassy. the pyramids right on the golf course? i don't want to be buried with my help. mordor, keep out the mexicans, excellent security system, a beautiful view of mount doom, we could have our press conferences there, let me tag that one. the death star? oooh, daddy like. >> announcer: it's the "late show" with stephen colbert.

sanctions. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, stephen welcomes christoph waltz. chris o'dowd. and sean evans. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thanks, everybody. please, sit down. thank you so much. welcome, ladies and gentlemen. thank you for that. thank you for that. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. now i. ( cheers and applause ) i know a lot of people tune into this show on a nightly basis to get their news and information. they count on me to be a straight shooter, okay, with a calm voice. i don't want to be alarmist. we're all going to die. ( laughter ) because u.s. intelligence believes that north korea is now making missile-ready nuclear weapons. my god, dennis rodman, did you do nothing? ( laughter ) but don't worry. the story gets worse because over the weekend, the u.n. security council voted 15-0 to sanction north korea. and in response, north korea warne

captioning sponsored by cbs ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's the "late show" with stephen colbert! ght, stephen welcomes: matthew mcconaughey. and vanessa bayer. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: hey! how are ya? woo! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) hey! thank you, sir! thank you, ma'am! how's it going? please sit down, everybody! you're too kind! well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the "late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. you know, i-- ( cheers and applause ) thank you, thank you. i need that love, i need that energy, because i come to you tonight a broken man. ( laughter ) because just this afternoon, i was shocked by this breaking nooch: >> the mooch is out. >> anthony scaramucci gone, after just a week and change on the job. >> the mooch is toast! >> stephen: yes, the mooch is toast! the front-stabber has been back- stabbed. ( laughter ) he said he was going to fire everybody, and i've got to admit, he delivered.

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! lause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: captioning sponsored by cbs hey! how are ya? whoo! ( cheers and applause ) hey! thank you, sir! thank you, ma'am! how's it going? please sit down, everybody! you're too kind! ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "the late show," i'm stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you. thank you. i need that love and energy because i come to you tonight a broken man. ( laughter ) because, this afternoon, i was shocked by this breaking nooch: >> the mooch is out. >> anthony scaramucci, gone after just a week and change on the job! >> the mooch is toast! >> stephen: yes, the mooch is toast. the front-stabber has been back-stabbed. ( laughter ) he said he was going to fire everybody, and you got to admit, he delivered. ( laughter ) that's thorough! ( piano riff ) ( cheers and applause ) that is thorough! ( laughter ) the mooch lasted as communications director for only ten days. ( laughter ) yes, ten days! that's not even one whole pay period. (

i'm your host, stephen colbert. big day here in the big apple. donald trump has come back to new york, and new yorkers were really happy to see him. >> new york hates you! ( clapping ) new york hates you! >> stephen: now, to be fair, that is a standard new york greeting. you might remember, it took donald trump two days to condemn the white nationalists and the neo-nazis who held that really down in charlottesville. that's why. >> audience: about ooo. >i know the feeling. that's why i sent him this card. ( cheers and applause ) fresh irveg. that's fresh ink. but even though many criticized how long it took, the president knew the right thing was to make the statement monday, be clear about who was to blame, and then move on to the people's business. i'm just kidding. ( laughter ) he held a press conference today in, i believe, the seventh circle of hell. here's what he said. when asked why he waited two days to condemn neo-nazis and white supremacists in charlottesville. >> when i make a statement i like to be correct. before i make a statement, i

>> announcer: it's the "late show" with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes michael moore, sutton foster, and musical guest 6lack. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! hey! woo! ( cheers and applause ) hey, everybody! what's going on! you're too kind. folks-- ( cheers ) welcome to the "late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) i began my day as i often do, by checking donald trump's twitter feed to see how far the crazy has spread. and today, i really think he's off his meds, because today he went from crazy to cruel, tweeting: what? what won't you allow? socks with sandals? dancing in public? ( laughter ) please tell me it's not alcohol. i needs my drank! ( cheers and applause ) i gotta have it. what could it be! what could it be! it took him 10 minutes to tell us what it was. what could it be. 10 minutes later he told us what he won't allow includes: thank you? ( bleep ). ( ch

. >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, stephen welcomes john dickerson, michael rapaport and musical guest grizzly bear, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: hey! thank you so much! have a seat, everybody! you're very kind. thank you so much. well, folks, welcome to the "late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) ( piano playing in background ) i'm excited about our first guest, john dickerson from "face the nation," will be here to talk about the news of the week. level-headed, fair. ( applause ) before we begin, i want to send out our thoughts to the people of barcelona, spain, who suffered a horrific attack today. a vehicle drove into a crowd, killing 12 people and injuring dozens more. this is a heart-breaking reminder that evil is real and the united states is not alone in fighting it. and this afternoon, president trump said the right thing

and now live on tape from the ed sullivan in new york city, it's stephen colbert! eers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hi, how are you? what's going on, chris, please have a seat, please have a seat, everybody. welcome. ( cheers and applause ) hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the "late show," i'm your host, stephen colbert. let me ask you something here. let me ask you a personal question. everybody feeling good? ( cheers and applause ) well, clearly, clearly you do not work in the white house. ( laughter ) because it is wednesday, and you know what they call that at the white house, we are so humped day. ( laughter ) let me explain to you why. let me remind you, recap the last couple of days. you know the whole trump campaign colluded with russia to influence our election and the didn't happen, don't know what you're talking about. ( laughter ) well, turns out it did, and they do, because yesterday donald trump, jr. released emails explicitly detailing an invitation by the russian government to collude, and his enthusiastic acceptance, "i l

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( laughter ) ( applause ) ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! welcomes matthew mcconaughey and vanessa bayer, batiste and "stay human." and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: captioning sponsored by cbs hey! how are ya? whoo! ( cheers and applause ) hey! thank you, sir! thank you, ma'am! how's it going? please sit down, everybody! you're too kind! ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "the late show," i'm stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you. t