. >> it's the late show with stephen colbert, stephen colbert edition. tonight, stephen is in the hot seat, hosted by jon stewart. plus neil degrasse tyson. kerry washington. jake tapper. and charlamagne tha god. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> how are you? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> welcome! welcome to "the late show." please, have a seat. have a seat! have a seat! how are you? ( cheers and applause ) welcome. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, jon stewart. i haven't said that in a while. we're going to get right to it. our first guest tonight is the host of "the late show" on cbs. for now. ( laughter ) he has won multiple emmy and peabody awards, an award for most obedient sunday school student, and he got his start on an obscure cable network. please welcome to the program, mr. stephen colbert. stephen colbert! wow! wow! ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) what a treat! what an honor. ♪ ♪ >> stephen colbert, ladies and ge

♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! n and jon's cartoon-travaganza. all the monologue you can eat. stephen actually goes outside. then never before seen footage of teach answering audience questions! now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: you know what's great about being animated? >> jon: only three fingers so watching hands is faster. >> stephen: okay, yeah, that, too. but for me it means you can escape the news. >> jon: that's right, if we want, we can be on the moon. >> stephen: or we can be ( snap ) under the sea! >> jon: or if the center of the earth. man, these mole people can really play! ♪ ♪ yeah! >> stephen: it's just nice to be able to get away because the news has been so rough lately. in fact, in honor of the season, let's take a look at news from the autumn so far in a segment we're calling "america: epic fall." ♪ so good to be back, isn't it? >> jon: mm-hmm. >> stephen: we've only been off a couple of days and holy moly -- (

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) >> stephen: whoo! hey! how are you? ( cheers and applause ) that's amazing. you know what's wonderful? people say -- ( cheering ) i say, that's amazing. a lot of people talk about how great friday night crowds are. but i'm telling you, thursday night crowds, they are lit because they know friday's coming! ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) they know that friday is coming. well, welcome to "the late show," everybody. i'm your host, stephen colbert. it's five days to the elections. (singing) ♪ the midterms are coming the host is getting fat...♪ ( laughter ) i stress eat. and on election night, the "late show" will be live. ( cheers and applae ) cbs news is covering the elections all night long but at 11:35 we'll b be preempting cbs election coverage. but we promise all of the results, none of the gravitas. nothing like this has happened on cbs since the 1962 midterms. walter cronkite hosted an episode of "the beverly hillbillies." ( laug

. >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, new kids in the house. , stephen welcomes timothee chalamet and comedian graham kay. and a special appearance by supreme court justice sonia sotomayor. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert!( a >> stephen: wooo! come on! hey, come on! right over there! side arm. jon, oh, man, i need the warmth. it's a little chilly. ( applause ) >> stephen: thanks, everybody! sit down! sit dune! wow! come on! this is an-- this is an amazing audience right here. this is an incredible audience right here. you know why they're so happy? this audience is happy they weren't last night's audience standing in that snow all night, yeah. though that was a good audience, too. that was a good audience, too. welcome to "the late show," everybody. i'm your host, stephen colbert. it is friday! i'm your host, stephen colbert. man! what a week. it's a new reality. democrats are in control of th house of representatives. ( cheers and applause ) and this

>> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, down in the trunks. plus, stephen welcomes ben stiller, jemele hill and musical guest jorja smith, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) >> stephen: hello! how are you! ( cheers and applause ) sure! thank you, ma'am! thank you, sir! thank you, everybody! please, have a seat! ( applause ) welcome to "the late show," everybody. i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) it's first day of snow here in new york, but did it stop these people? no! these people are like the postal service, in that donald trump wishes they both didn't exist. ( laughter ) of course, trump doesn't like a lot of things these days. pretty grumpy. reports are he's moping around the white house. one source says, "he's pissed-- at damn near everyone." ( laughter ) wow. being president has really worn him down. remember, inauguration day when he was so light-hearted and filled with joy? >>

i'm stephen colbert. you know the holidays are coming up, and it's a time when i have trouble with impulse control because if you put gravy on it, i don't care what goes in my mouth. ( laughter ) the president's a little different. he doesn't care what comes out of his mouth. ( laughter ) case in point: yesterday, he went after admiral bill mcraven, the commander who oversaw the killing of osama bin laden and the capture of saddam hussein. that is a hell of a resume. special skills: captured more villains than the batman. ( cheers and applause ) mcraven has been critical of trump, and yesterday on fox news sunday, chris wallace asked the president about it. >> bill mcraven, retired admiral, navy seal, 37 years, former head of u.s. special operations-- >> hillary clinton fan. >> special operation-- >> excuse me, hillary clinton fan. >> --who led the operations commanded the operations that took down saddam hussein and that killed osama bin laden, sa that yo senti is the greatest threat to democracy in his

this is "stephen colbert's midnight confessions!" lause ) >> stephen: standard disclaimer: i don't know if these are technically sins, but i do feel bad about them. be right back. ( organ music ) forgive me, audience. i shop for produce based on what will need to be thrown away when i don't eat it for two weeks. ( laughter ) fun fact: when left in the crisper long enough, romaine will make its own gravy. ( laughter ) i like it when my friends suggest we go apple picking. because it makes it so much easier to know who to cut out of my life forever. ( laughter ) ( applause ) audience, audience, i'm worried that once they make self-driving cars, i will never be sober again. ( laughter ) ( applause ) ( cheers ) i'm not saying i'm jealous of people on death row-- and, for the record, i oppose the death penalty. but i would like to be able to order fried chicken, pizza, apple pie, mashed potatoes, and a mountain dew without getting a a lot of (bleep) about it. ( laughter ) ( applause ) audience, i carve the thanksgiving turkey like i carve

and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) >> stephen: whoo! how are you? oh, yeah! please have a seat, everybody! thank you so much! welcome to "the late show." i'm stephen colbert. i read the news today, oh, boy. robert mueller is getting closer and closer to his prey. it's a true game of cat and large, slow-moving man. today, the star was former trump lawyer and man who looks like how we all feel, michael cohen. this morning, cohen pleaded guilty to lying to congress. that's a serious offense. he could end up in jail. or on the supreme court. wow. can we put up that picture? working for donaly tak a toll ol cohen. jimmy, can we put up that picture from this morning again? now, put up a photo from, i don't know, seven years ago. ( laughter ) here's the thing: that was seven months ago. ( laughter ) remember, kids: this is your lawyer. this is your lawyer on trump. ( laughter ) cohen admitted to "making false statements about his efforts to make a trump tower deal in moscow during

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: wooo! it's close! ( cheers and applause ) hey, everybody! please, have a seat, everybody. how delightful. what a lovely group of people here. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) and i am so-- i feel the same way. i agree-- woooo! i agree. it's wonderful to be back. >> jon: great to be back. >> stephen: had some time off and a couple of shows this week, thanks to the guests jon stewart, jake tapper, charlamagne tha god. i was the guest. i'd book me again. and i hope everybody had a happy thanksgiving while we were off. of course, now we kick off a very special season. we're all waiting for that magical man to check his naughty and nice list, because... ♪ mueller claus is coming to town ♪ he sees you when you're tweeting ♪ he knows your hair is fake 'cause u're bad for gooske because it looks like the russia investigation is headed into high gear. let's start with former trump campaign chairman and ray li

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! lause ) >> stephen: thai, thank you. what a night! happy people here. we've got such happy people here. welcome to "the late show,"" one and all. i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) happy halloween, everybody! happy halloween. tonight i've dressed in my favorite costume: man who doesn't sleep much. but i hope that's going to change soon, because the midterm elections are just six days away. and on election day, "the late show" will be live from the ed sullivan theater, 11:30, tuesday night! ( cheers and applause ) it's the big night. we've been waiting for it. literally, anything can happen. the democrats can win. the republicans can win. two things can happen. two-- any of those two things could happen. now, leading up to the election, trump's a little nervous, so he's tried everything to scare his base into voting for republicans. and today he spoke about a threat to the one thing most precious to him: money. >> if the midterms for some reason don't do so well for

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: please have a seat, everybody. welcome, one and all, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. last night was a monumental election that fundamentally shifts the bal not the top story, because this morning, trump fired his attorney general, jeff sessions, seen here on his happiest day at the job. ( cheers and applause ) "my god, what have i become?" ( laughter ) and after trump had done it, but before we knew he done did it, one our guest tonight, major garret, from cbs, asked donald trump this: >> can you give us clarity, sir, on your thinking currently, now, after the midterms, about your attorney general and your deputy attorney general? do they have long-term security? >> i'd rather answer that at... a little bit different time. >> stephen (as trump): " a little bit later, because right now, i'm having a hard time hearing any of these questions over the loud beating heart of jeff sessions hidden under my floorboards okay. a little troub

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! rs and applause ) >> stephen: wooo! how are you? nice, nice, nice, nice. please, sit down, everybody! up there! down here! welcome to "the late show," ladies and gentlemen. i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) i don't know why you're excited, but that blue wave keeps crashing on the beach. in the last 24 hours, two tight house races have been called for democrats, one in california and one in new jersey. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: they call them. >> stephen: you enjoy that? i enjoyed that. you know who's not enjoying last tuesday's election? the guy who lost, donald trump. sources say stung by the midterms and nervous about mueller, trump has retreated into a cocoon of bitterness and resentment. yes, trump is ending his larval stage and in a few weeks will emerge as a hideous race-baiting butterfly. ( laughter ) one-- one aide says the president is consumed by "trying to decide who to blame" for republicans' election losses. really? does he not own a mirror? ( l

and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) >> stephen: whoo! hey! h how are ya? hi, everybody! delightful! delightful! ( cheers and applause ) please have a seat, everybody! welcome! welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to "the late show." i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) i want to start out tonight by saying our thoughts are with you, california. the golden state is being ravaged by three deadly wildfires in malibu and northern california. there's been tragic loss of life and unprecedented loss of property. we certainly hope everybody there stays safe, including and especially the firefighters fighting this on the front line. at a time like this, it's hard to know the right thing to say. but for the wrong thing to say, let's check the president's twitter feed. ( laughter ) >> stephen (as trump): "there is no reason for these massive, deadly, and costly forest fires in california except that forest management is so poor. billions of dollars are given each year, with

. >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, only the good vote young. plus, stephen welcomes billy eichner. and iztkah perlman. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: woooo! let's do it! ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: thank you, sir. thank you, sir. what's going on? let's do another. you want to do another. >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: what? what? thank you, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ) please have a seat, everybody. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. it's friday. it's friday. ( cheers and applause ) we've earned it. we've earned it. and the midterm elections are just four days away. there's so much excitement, even republicans in georgia can't suppress it. and on tuesday, tuesday, this "late show" right here will be live from the ed sullivan theater. of course-- ( cheers and applause ) big night. big night. >> jon: we're going to be right up here live

. >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, potus in paris. , stephen welcomes: alexander skarsgard triumph the insult comic dog and musical guest big red machine featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! please! that is-- jon, you know what that is? that's a friday crowd right there. that's a friday crowd. ( cheers and applause ) i can lean against it. i i can lean against it. welcome to "the late show," everybody. i'm your host, stephen colbert. happy friday! ( cheers and applause ) give it up for yourself. we made it! i hope everyone has big plans for the weekend. donald trump does. he's going to paris. or as trump describes it: >> paris is no longer paris. >> stephen (as trump): " you are no longer paris. by the power vested in me by no one, i hereby rename you, 'furry armpit junction.'" ( laughter ) trump is in-- he's over there-- he's over there because he wants that military parade, right. he is over there for a

and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen: whoo! please have a seat, everybody! thank you so much! ( cheers and applause ) please! thank you so much. welcome to "the late show," ladies and gentlemen. i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) the election was just two days ago, but it feels like five years. ( laughter ) what's a beto? is that a candy bar or something? and in the last 48 hours donald trump has points on the board. for instance he's banned a journalist. that's very strongman. i'm not saying he's kim jong un, but he's kim jong-ish. ( laughter ) here's what happened: yesterday at a white house press tantrum, the president and cnn's jim acosta got into it, until an intern was dispatched: >> do you think that you demonized immigrants? >> no, not at all. i want them omheuntry but they that'sn invasi>> honestly, i thk itl, your ratings would be better. >> if i may ask one other question-- >> that's enough! that's enough! that's enough! that's e

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! eers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: whoo! there you go! thank you, thursday! this is a thursday crowd! very nice! there it is! ( band playing ) oh, that made it! look at that band! ( cheers and applause ) thank you so much! please have a seat, everybody! welcome to "the late show," ladies and gentlemen. i'm your host, stephen colbert. well, we are fast approaching the end of the epic saga that is the confirmation of supreme court nominee and he who dealt it-- ( booing ) --brett kavanaugh. ( laughter ) the last week has been an emotional rollercoaster. there were lots of twists and turns, and i feel like throwing up. ( laughter ) the senate's going to vote saturday? saturday. i don't know what's going to happen, but i got a strong hint that he would be confirmed when i saw this. >> i will nominate judge brett kavanaugh to the united states supreme court. ( applause ) >> stephen: it's subtle, you might miss it, but-- ( laughter ) he was nominated by a republican president wi

they know tho china. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert."tonight, horse face off. plus, stephen welcomes... lin-manuel miranda.

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! there! hey, everybody! thanks everybody! thank you. thanks, everybody. jon, what's going on? give it up! give it up! >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ) what a lovely crowd of people. aat a lovely crowd of people. welcome, welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. it is-- ( cheers and applause ) urfeel exactly the same way. it's election night, and the late show is live! everything-- ( cheers and applause ) everything-- everything you see right now is happening in real time. to prove it, i sent an intern to pick up the very latest edition ck "the new york times," and e re's the headline: "it is 11:36 and 42 seconds p.m. eastern standard time." there you go. that proves it. now, we will-- we will keep you completely up to date with this live cbs news ticker at the bottom of our screen. sh, hey, look at that one. tsn't that a humdinger? i imagine. i c

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, horse face off. plus, stephen welcomes... lin-manuel miranda. and brooke baldwin. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: hey! fantastic! i couldn't remember which one it was. ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) thank you, louis. hey! thank you, please sit down. well, ladies welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) folks, the midterms-- we've got midterm fever-- midterm fever in this house right now. everybody is going to vote, right? ( cheers and applause ) you've got to vote. you got to play to win. now, the midterms are exactly three weeks from tonight, and we will be live, okay. we're ready. >> jon: it's happening, it's happening. >> stephen: we're already stocking up on the bourbon. ( laughter ) and to make sure we're accurate, we're getting our news directly from our i.t. guy in moscow. ( laughter ) see you i

ridiculous but stephen colbert has the cover of i'm a comedian i'm just making a joke and we saw that with john stewart on crossfire he wanted to be a jokester and then make a serious point but then when they called him out he said i'm a comedian again but if you watch these things intermingle fact and fiction it's not even jokes anymore they are punctuated political speeches with applies so you look at your favorite movie star or your favorite band and inundated with a subtle half truth and a flat out lie because a lot more people watch and it is done with humor but you remember that longer than anybody else so he is much more effective and dangerous. >> john wayne or jimmy carson? all of these for conservative republicans why is it okay for them but not for others quick. >> i'm not saying it's not okay for them. >> johnny carson his number one job was to be funny that night he had to do a monologue where he was funny stephen colbert says this is in the news i want to talk about it and i want to talk about medicare for all inputs jokes around that whereas johnny said let's make fun o

and >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next. our next newscast is tomorrow morning at 4:30. >> that would be thanksgiving morning. >> get to the airport early. >> good night >> like now captioning sponsored by cbs ♪ ♪ >> welcome to "cbs sports," i'm larry boberry. >> and i'm gary nanafanafoferry. ( laughter ) >> well, daddy stuffed the turkey, and aunt trudy's a racist. thanksgiving is over, and black friday is under way. >> that's right. the official start of the holiday buying season-- when grown adults battling over discounted merchandise. >> the players are taking the field. let's go down to the action. there they are at the starting line, jockeying for position. the excitement is palpable. and they're off! >> look at 'em go! like it's the last lifeboat on the "titanic"! >> so true. there's no "i" in team, but there is an "i" in "i will murder you if you don't drop that waffle maker." they're really leaving it all out on the field. it's a nightmarish cyclone of rage and elbows.

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: hey, everybody! thank you very much! how delightful. how delightful. welcome to "the late show," everybody. i'm your host, stephen colbert. and i've got cranberry fever because it's almost thanksgiving. this afternoon, the president got in the mood at the annual turkey pardoning. every year, the american people get a choice between sparing two birds. this year they're named "peas" and "carrots." the turkeys disguised themselves as vegetables so trump would not be tempted to eat them. ( laughter ) now, to inform the voters of the choices, the white house published bios of each bird. for instance, peas' favorite music is brad paisley, and his favorite pastime is watching planes; while carrots' favorite music is elvis and turn-ons include floppy neck skin and gettinuf ( laughter ) ( applause ) we might have made one of those up. did we make that up? did we make any of those up? it's possible we made some of that up. ( laughter ) now, in the twitter poll, the results came in at

it's by the staff of the late show with stephen colbert, "whose boat is this boat?" the late stephen hawking's brief answers to the big questions, and fox news host's tucker carlson's thoughts on elitism in america. also on the list is tara westover's memoir of her child had knew the idaho mountain the and her introduction to formal education at age of 17. after that it's actor lin-manuel miranda's book of daily affirmations. some of these authors have or will be airing on booktv on c-span2 and will be available to watch online at booktv.org. .. and so i wanted to before i ask the first question and introduce everyone wanted to just give a

. >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight the mrs. dismisses. plus, stephen welcomes rachel weisz jason mantzoukas and comedian demetri martin featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: wooo! hey, everybody! please have a seat. there you go. get the tie going up and down. ladies and gentlemen, welcome to shi am your host, stephen colbe. ( cheers and applause ) here we are, once again, trump wants to fire somebody. but in a refreshing change of pace it's not donald because today we found out in a stunning move, first lady melania trump is calling for the firing of departmendeputy national security adviser, mira ricardel. i assume melania's doing it with her traditional goodbye gift, a jacket that says "u don't really work here anymore, do u?" apparently, the first lady's team "suspect ms. ricardel is behind some negative stories about mrs. trump and her staff." although, an anonymous inside source is quoted as saying, "no, i'm

another show support came from late show host stephen colbert stephen colbert.ing tucker carlson's ideas is an american right, targeting his home, terrorizing his family is an active monstrous cowardice, obviously don't do this but also take no pleasure in it happening. beating monsters just makes more monsters and there are many more statements like this. it's an outpouring that came in today all to respond to it and taking it in, first hand is tucker carlson who was on a previously planned vacation and joins us via telephone. that's the response, you're taping your showw just before yu go on the air, they are outside your house, one ofas the last 24 hoursrs been? >> it's been really nice and affirming. for every masked lunatic in front of my house, there have been 100 peoplef some of which i don't agree with politically calling or sending texts of support and kindness and it's a reminder of what a really nice country it is, and if you work in our business as you know you can lose sight of that. most people are not lunatics, most people are decent and humane an

and stephen colbert gets tonight's last word.ith brian williams starts now. >>> tonight some new numbers for you. six days until the election. and now the number of potential u.s. troops being sent to our southern border is up to 15,000. that's more than the u.s. has in afghanistan. the president tonight says he's pretty good at estimating crowd size and the caravan is bigger than it looks. and because immigration is the current giant distraction for the base, today trump kept things fair by attacking his own republican speaker of the house. and congressman steve king of iowa just might have gone too far for his own party. republicans begin to distance themselves as we look at his future in congress tonight with the political editor for the "des moines register" as "the 11th hour" gets under way

but what's really funny is charlemagne talk og to stephen colbert about white privilege. >> stephen colbert getting a taste of what it's like to be on the couch, not the one asking questions. >> the gang's all back. good morning, investigators are saying that the lion air boeing 737 jet that crashed in indonesia last month should not have been in the air because of a series of equipment problems. they questioned the airline's maintenance and safety procedures and the pilots' response in the air. a report issued overnight show as horrifying struggle to control the plane before the crash that killed all 189 passengers and crew. in its final moments the captain reportedly asked to be cleared to 5,000 feet and reported a flight control problem. >> now there are about 250 of these 737 max jets that are in service around the world. u. carriers, southwest, american and united, operate almost 50 of them. now boeing has orders pending for nearly 5,000 more. kris van cleave is atganaal out washington. kris, good morning. >> good morning. a seasoned investigator will tell you it is never one single th

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. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next. >>> in the morning we will have traffic and weather information for you. have a good night. captioning sponsored by cbs >> i do believe i've read every piece of intelligence unless it's come in in the last few hours, i think i've read it all. there is no direct reporting connecting the crown prince to the order of the murder of jamal khashoggi. >> stephen: settle down, settle down. after reviewing all the evidence, there is no direct link connecting scar to the murder of mu fassa. scar has assured us multiple times he's doing everything possible he can do to help his brother escape the stampede and we were given a copy of the blue ray collectors edition. what's the point?

. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next.ll leave you with a live look at willie mccovey's statue. >> good night. >> pharrell is threatening to sue president trump over his song, "happy," after the president played it at a rally just hours after the latest gun violence tragedy. ♪ it might seem crazy rallying today >> the press said, "are you going to cancel these two events?" ♪ even nuttier is the song i play >> so i thought of it for a little while... ♪ but respecting the dead that's so clicheters, continue to hate. ♪ what the hell, i don't care i'll do it anyway >> he said, "we got to play." ♪ because i'm crappy clap along if you feel tone deaf without a clue

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and stephen colbert gets tonight's last word. "the 11th hour" with brian williams starts now. >>> tonight some new numbers for you. six days until the election. and now the number of potential u.s. troops being sent to our southern border is up to 15,000. that's more than the u.s. has in afghanistan. the president tonight says he's pretty good at estimating crowd size and the caravan is bigger than it looks. and because immigration is the current giant distraction for the base, today trump kept things fair by attacking his own republican speaker of the house. and congressman steve king of iowa just might have gone too far for his own party. republicans begin to distance themselves as we look at his future in congress tonight with the political editor for the "des moines register" as "the 11th hour" gets under way on a wednesday night. well, good evening once again from our nbc news headquarters here in new york. this was day 650 of the trump administration. and with only six days until the midterm elections the president is going

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. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> john stewart, his old buddy is going to show up.ewscast at 4:30. >> have a good night captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen: hi! i know what you're saying. "stephen! what's going on? why is everything different? why are you in the guest chair? why aren't you behind the desk?" first of all, i'm going to need you to back off, because you're freaking me out with all these questions. ( laughter ) it's simple. this is actually prerecorded. i'm actually still on thanksging as you watch this, i'm in a bean bag chair, binge-listening to true-crime podcasts, with an entire pumpkin pie balanced on my bulging gut. and i'm spraying canned whipped cream directly into one of the le

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. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next.newscast is tomorrow at 4:30. >> it's going to be raining. tune in. good night. >> why would a woman, a lawyer no less, one experienced many times over in the ways of washington risk placing classified information on an unprotected, nongovernment, noncapturable server? >> hillary clinton mishandling top-secret information. >> kind of crazy behavior to put this kind of stuff, classified intelligence, on your private, unsecured server. ( laughter )

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. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> have a great weekend!le bunch of political news for you coming up starting monday. we'll see you then. captioning sponsored by cbs >> hi! i'm jeremy farblah, a life-long georgia resident. i want you to know that this november 6, we all need to exercise our right to vote. and i will, as soon as a famous person shows up at my door. but it doesn't have to be an a-lister. i'll take any celebrity-- goose from "top gun," "stranger things" kid, flo from those progressive commercials. so, this november 6, get out and come to my house if you're a celebrity! also, don't park in the driveway. i'm having french drains put in. paid for by the committee for jeremy farblah to meet a celebrity. oh, gotta go. i think kevin james is here. ah, never mind. it's just the u.p.s. guy. oh, wait, it is kevin james.