. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: plus, stephen welcomes: bob woodward and robert costa and musical guest, leon bridges featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey! diwalk too fast this time? hey, joe! cheaper good to see you. good to see you. please, have a seat, everybody. thanks. welcome, one and all to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) i'm sorry, i'm sorry. i said that wrong. let me start over. welcome to the emmy award-winning "late show!" i am your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ). thank you very much. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. >> audience: stephen! >> stephen: very nice, thank you, thank you. ( cheers and applause ) because on sunday night, the talented staff and crew of this show won an emmy for our live election special: "stephen colbert's election night 2020: democracy's last stand: building back america great a

whatever biden says or stephen colbert says, do the opposite. ve a lot of people for this paperback version here with all of the new information, you spoke to a lot of people, i assume, since the insurrection. >> yeah, i followed up with people. >> stephen: do the people there actually think it was stolen or are they just selling the product they think their client wants? >> they are selling the product. by the way, some of my sources have left because they can't take it anymore. so the people who stay are more likely to be true believers, but they are just selling the product. i think fox has lost control of the monster that they created. they are scared of their viewers. i'm not scared of my viewers. are you? >> stephen: i'm terrified of them. ( cheers and applause ) terrified. ( piano riff ) what do you mean? i want to know what you mean. >> i think when -- ( laughter ) i'm not scared of my viewers, stephen, but then again, i don't have a studio audience. >> stephen: yes. i think they are scared to turn off their viewers. they know there's mor

>> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: plus, stephen welcomes: jessica chastain and stephen sondheim featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! hey, my old friend. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> stephen: man. ladies and gentlemen, "welcome to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. folks-- ( cheers and applause ) i'm glad you're feeling good. it's important, you know, to stay hopeful. no matter what, as bad as the last five years have been, and as anxious as we're always all feeling, it's reassure to know and i believe important to remember-- that at any moment, it could get much, much worse. take california, where last night, governor gavin newsom survived a recall with almost 64% of the vote. ( cheers and applause ) sorry, california republicans, i know you spent 20 months and millions of dollars on this recall, b

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! rs and applause ) >> stephen: hey. how are you? good to see you! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) that's very nice. hey! ( cheers and applause ) thank you, ladies and gentlemen. that's nice. boy, that feels good. it's wonderful to be with everybody here again tonight. welcome to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. now, some sharp-eyed viewers, and certainly one person in the audience may have noticed that i shaved off my mustache. last night-- people are ask yg. where did the mustache go? there are reasons for everything we do here at "the late show." it's all based on science. last night, we did an ultra-scientific twitter poll and 71% said trash the 'stache. okay. ( cheers and applause ). rrt. all right. that's just one data point. you can't go off of one data point. so later, a cbs/stephen colbert's wife poll, found that 100% of evie did not like the 'stache. she would not kiss me while i had it, so i shaved it off, and i got my kiss. the story has a happy ending. ( cheer

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." t: plus, stephen welcomes: daniel radcliffe and musical guest dan + shay featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, liiive on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: yeah! >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen! ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: welcome, welcome, ladies and gentlemen to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. all week-- ( cheers and applause ) if you've been watching the show, you know all week i've been talking about what's going on in afghanistan. it's a comedy gold mine-- in that trying to do jokes about it makes you feel like you're trapped deep underground without enough oxygen. but today, all the news from there is "wait and see." so i, too, am going to wait, and see what else there is to talk about-- you know, lighter news, like the delta variant. ( laughter ) speaking of which, we're getting reinforcements to fight it. today, the biden administration announced bo

now that we are less >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, stephen welcomes the stars of the colbert questionnaire -- taylor swift and neil degraph tyson featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stev stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hello, everybody! ( audience chanting stephen ) >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen! ( jon playing theme from jaws ) >> stephen: please have a seat. what a fantastic audience. i wish i could do a show for you twice. welcome to "the late show," ladies and gentlemen. i am your host stephen colbert. it is so -- ( cheers and applause ) look at that, how could you leave that? i am so glad -- ladies and gentlemen, i am so glad to be here tonight, though i am not actually here tonight and it's not actually tonight because we're taping tonight's show in advance because when this airs, i will be traveling back from the emmys. so right now i am somewhere else enjoying a glass of celebratory champagne or a bucket of co

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: plus, stephen welcomes: anita hill and alessandro nivola featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! please have a seat, everybody. thank you, kindly. welcome, one and all, welcome one, and all-- thank you so much, everybody. welcome to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. and i just want to say-- ( cheers and applause ) thank you. i hope everyone in america is using protection, because it is very possible that we are all screwed. we may be approximately 24 hours from the united states government shutting down. and that's not even the bad news. if it survives the next 24 hours, the u.s. government is also rapidly approaching the debt ceiling, and if congress doesn't find some way to raise it in the next several days, it could cause the united states to default on its debts for the first time in

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: are plus, stephen welcomes: steve martin martin short and selena gomez and musical guest the war on drugs featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hello! ( cheers and applause ) hello, friends! good to see you. ( cheers and applause ) thank you, folks. thanks for being here. welcome to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. and i-- ( cheers and applause ) thank you. lovely to be back. lovely to be back. i'd like to start off by wishing all my jewish viewers a happy rosh hashanah. here's hoping 5782 turns out better than 5781. now, we've been off for two weeks. and while we were gone there was the continuing plague, war, floods, fires. it's like the end times, or as they're now known, "the times." ( laughter ) so i know everyone watching tonight and they have only one question on their mind: "what the hell is going on with my upper lip?" ( cheer

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey! ( cheers and applause ). ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: oh! got to gather up the energy. good to see you. hello, louis. welcome, welcome, benghazi, everybody, in here out there, to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) hey, remember how anxious you were in the final days of the previous presidency? well, turns out, now that we're through it, i think we can say, in hindsight, that maybe we should have been a little more terrified, because we're getting new details about the last days of the last administration of "the lardfather," in the new tell-all from bob woodward and robert costa, "peril." turns out, two days after the january 6th insurrection, joint chiefs chairman, mark milley feared the former president would launch a nuclear war. that's a bombshell revelation a bombshell about a bombshell that would bring about the revelation. but going nuclear makes sense for the former president. after all, he is a fat man

stephen t. colbert, writers. ( cheers and applause ) >> yes! thank you. wow.se people before. thank you to the academy, and thank you to the showtime for giving us an hour on election night to do our show because cbs had to report the news or something like that. i accept this emmy on behalf of everybody who worked on the late show, with pride and i am so proud to be one of them. and i'm so glad that we got honored for a live show. because there are many nights when we do this show when we say this is like a live show, especially over the last four years when something would happen at 4:00 or 5:00 or 5:15, and we had to go on at 5:30 and write a whole new show in 20 minutes. and these people behind me are absolutely, most of the people behind me, most of the people behind me really deserve this emmy right now. i want to thank cbs, cbs for giving us the show every night. i want to thank ted lasso and for not being in this category. and the most amazing thing is that these people did this show not just in their own little zoom rooms like everybody in this indust

i am your host stephen colbert.adies and gentlemen -- ( cheers and applause ) -- we are 18 months into this coronavirus party, and i think i speak for a lot of us when i say, "barkeep, how about another round of shots?" and we're getting them, because yesterday the f.d.a. authorized pfizer booster shots for americans 65 and older. that's great news. and to make sure only seniors get the shot, the vaccination site is a denny's between the hours of 3:00 and 4:15. ( cheers and applause ) the password is "i miss pay phones." ( laughter ) along with seniors, the agency okayed boosters for those in workplaces with high exposure risk, and "those with high-risk conditions." you know, like diabetes, or living in florida. ( laughter ) ( applause ) it's not just florida. more on that later -- or earlier, one of the two. it's not just seniors lining up for shots. this week pfizer announced that its covid-19 vaccine works in kids ages 5-11. finally, our children will be safe from covid. so they can go back to spreading every oth

>> stephen: first question on the colbert questionert!. right. >> stephen: jon stewart, what&-? >> oh, jeez -- >> stephen: we're not playing here. >> you can't answer it in terms of a particular sandwich. the best sandwich is one that understands the bread-to-ingredient ratio and does not -- so i can't say to you -- >> stephen: you can't do a hoagie? >> can't do a hoagie? are you an american? of course you can do a hoagie. >> stephen: that's a big bun, man. >> it's not a big -- stephen, have you had a sandwich? what kind of -- >> stephen: i've had a few. okay. whether it be a po boy, a hoagie, kaiser, muffuletta, it doesn't matter. what matters is the ratio of ingredient to bread and the addition of your liquidity, whether it be a condiment or -- >> stephen: a pickle, i'd say. a pickle is -- i mean, that's a bold addition. what's nice about the pickle is you're getting a flavor addition, but also a textural jolt, if you will. >> stephen: sure. that breaks in. so what happens is your mouth comes through the bread generally fresh, somewhat s

and, now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: good to see you. ( audience chanting stephen ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! please, have a seat, everybody. welcome -- welcome to "the late show," one and all. i am your host stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen -- ( cheers and applause ) -- tonight in washington, d.c., the city is on high alert. the national guard has been called out, barricades have been reinstalled in front of the capitol, liberty is girding her loins, and they popped a condom on the washington monument. everyone's worried because up to 700 people are expected to attend saturday's justice for j-6 rally in support of those who rioted at the us capitol on january 6th. yeah. yeah. yeah. ( booing ) you were a little late with that. you were a little late. ( laughter ) folks, do we really need to go through this again? >> audience: no! >> stephen: it reminds me of the famous quote "those who fail to learn from history will be at this rally." ( cheers and applause ) but i'm all for justice for the people who a

>> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, stephen welcomes sara feuring n batiste and "stays. human." and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! hey! how are you? good to see you! good to see you. good to see you all. hello, friends. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: hey! ( audience chanting stephen ) >> stephen: thank you very much! hey, everybody! hey, everybody out there! thank you very much. what a lovely evening. a beautiful thursday. welcome. welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) the biggest story today is that the coronavirus refuses to stop being the biggest story every day. thanks to delta, pandemic numbers are as bad as they were back in march, and the associated press isn't taking it well. check out this headline. "covid-19 surge in the u.s.: the summer of hope ends in gloom." you all right, a.p.? that headline could use

. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, back to school. stephen welcomes jeff daniels and nate burleson, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> stephen: hey! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ thank you, everybody! welcome. welcome one and all, down here, up there, all around the world, welcome to "the late show." i'm your host stephen colbert. it's an exciting day here in new york city -- ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) -- because it was the first day of all in-person school! ( cheers and applause ) for the first time in 18 months, kids can enjoy class without seeing their friends' dads wandering behind them in boxers. if they're lucky. of course, there are always some hiccups on the first day. the online health screenings that families are required to fill out each morning had crashed by about 8:00 a.m., so some educators were forced to complete their own screenings of how each child was feeling that morning. "so, i've r

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: plus, stephen welcomes: drew carey and phoebe robinson featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: you've knot to rehearse. hey! hello. hello. hello. hello. hey, everybody. welcome to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. and i just-- ( applause ) i just want to say: don't panic. everything is going to be fine. the government is not collapsing... until thursday. ( laughter ) because last night, senate republicans sank democrats' plans to fund the government and raise the debt ceiling. and i understand that the debt ceiling is not the sexiest topic-- that, as ever, is matthew mcconaughey. ( laughter ) but if this doesn't get resolved by thursday night, the federal government will officially close as of 12:01 a.m. on friday. ( booing ) do you know what that means? do you have any idea what that means? no security guard

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." t: plus, stephen welcomes: shawn mendes and comedian chris turner featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! beautiful! nice to see you! look at that! ( cheers and applause ). ♪ ♪ ♪ hello! i like the red. i can get into it. hello, nice to see you. ( cheers and applause ) hello! ladies and gentlemen, welcome, one and all to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. it is climate week-- it is climate week here in new york. it's all part of the u.n. general assembly, or "unga." hundreds of world leaders are meeting with climate activists to attempt the one thing to fight climate change that no industrialized nation has done before: anything. and this week, eight late shows, including this one, are doing climate-themed nights. crisis solved. you're welcome. ( cheers and applause ). >> jon: it's condition, it's done! >> stephen: crisis solved, just as surely

. ♪ ♪ >>> stephen colbert -- >> "the late show with stephen colbert" unveiled new opening credits forts seventh season last night. it was largely shot by drone cameras that zoomed throughout the ed sullivan theater capturing behind-the-scenes activity at the show. the show's senior producer said it was created to capture how special the theater is. >>> on the cbs "money watch," amazon's jeff bezos is pursuing a new project, and is a new iphone about to hit the stores? diane king hall has those stories and more. good morning. >> reporter: good morning, anne-marie. stock futures are pointing to a flat open after a mixed day on wall street. investors are weighing disappointing labor market data from last week andurge t covid-19 cases. the dow skidded 269 points. the nasdaq gained 10, and the s&p 500 fell 15. >>> howard university is canceling some classes today for the second day in a row after it was hit with a ransomware attack. the historically black college shut down its network friday after its information technology team detected unusual activity. all online and hybrid undergraduat

i am your host, stephen colbert! got to say-- ( piano riff ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: there he is. >> stephen: this crowd is electric and live on this planet tonight! ( cheers and applause ) they want to hear me talk about the big story everyone's talking about now. continues to be the chaos surrounding the recent poorly- handled regime change... over at "jeopardy!" ( laughter ) now, before you say "stephen, the 'late show' is the most prestigious of all the late night chuckle-fests. what are you doing talking about the game show 'jeopardy!' and who might host it?" well, i have one thing to say to you: i don't know. ( laughter ) all i know is, the mission statement of this show is to talk about what everyone is talking about. and for some reason, everyone is talking about this. possibly to avoid talking about everything else. and now that i've established-- ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) that's it. nailed it. that's it. bing, bang, write that down. now that i've established beyond a doubt that this ite

. >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." stephen welcomes dr. jon lapook and comedian fumi abe featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now liiive on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city it's stephen colbert! (cheers and applause). >> stephen: hey. hey. (applause) good to see you. good to see you. (applause) please have a seat, everybody, thank you very much. very kind. >> stephen: welcome, one and all to "the late show," i'm stephen colbert. (applause) you know, folks every night i come out here and do a monologue. this is one of those nights. let's rip the bandaid off. the taliban have taken over afghanistan. the u.s. has been there for 20 years, we spent 2 trillion dollars, we trained a 300,000 man strong afghan army, and the taliban took it over in 10 days. the country is in complete chaos. yesterday, the streets of kabul were jammed with cars trying to get out of the city, people flooded the airports trying to get a plane out of the country, and here's a military helicopter evacuating from kabul, which has been compared to th

stephen colbert explained people even got a response for climate change. >> are you saying income aredividual actions are useless because these corporations are the real problem? >> no. >> good. >> but is also religion. the concept of an afterlife gives you people the false hope of an escape hatch. oh, religioust. people. right. they are the ones who murdered tens of millions of people in the 20th century. it wasn't the atheists. [laughter] kovarik, he doesn't follow the claimant rules because they aret for you. >> and i>> mean this sincerely m a huge hypocrite and i will never do anything that is inconvenience to me. that is why there has to be systemic change, backed up by government action to make everyone make the right choices, not the easy ones. >> tucker: wait a second, if someone forces you to do something, it's not really a choice, is it? you can't make someone make the right choices. that doesn't even make sense. if you make someone do something, it is a command. that person is your. you on that person. no choice involved. not to be -- matt walsh of the "matt walsh show." di

traffic copter. ( roaring ) ( screaming ) ( explosion ) >> announcer: it's the "late show with stephen colbertight: delta bad hand! plus, stephen welcomes: emily blunt. and bob costas. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: hey! hey. hey, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) >> audience: ( chanting ) stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: hello, chris, hello, mark. ladies and gentlemen, welcome, one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. how's everybody feeling tonight? ( cheers and applause ) that-- that is because you're vaccinated. now, among-- looks appealing, doesn't it? among the unvaccinated in the united states, covid cases are once again on the rise, due to the highly infectious delta variant. inoculations have slowed dramatically, and less than half of the total u.s. population is fully vaccinated. so if you think of it like a pie, about half of the pie would be vaccinated, while the other half... wouldn't be able to taste the pie because they have cov

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. >>> late slow with stephen colbert is next. >> thank you for watching.s streaming on s >> the host of the original nickelodeon show "blue's clues" steve burns left viewers heartbroken when he left the show back in 2002. he told them he was off to college, leaving room for his little brother to step in. now, in a viral video, burns speaks directly to his fans. listen. >> one day, i was, like, oh, hey, guess what? big news, i'm leaving. i realize that was kind of abrupt. i guess i just wanted to say that, after all these years, i never forgot you, ever. >> hey there, it's me, the height giraffe. remember season one, episode 13 when i was used to measure blue and then was never seen again? i realize that was sort of sudden.

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