. ♪ ♪ [honking] >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight... wl taylor's version! first, stephen welcomes bryan cranston and michele norris. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: you know a lot, on time. there you go. nice to see you. hey, everybody, please have a seat. thank you so much gridlock on what it all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. there is huge news from the world of men's football. after last night's conference championship games, the super bowl match is set: red team versus other red team! that's right, chiefs! 49ers! bean dip! all right here on cbs! which for one night only stands for "catch the bowl, comma, super!" after the big game, be sure to stay passed out on your couch for a brand-new "late show"! okay? i don't need you conscious. i just need your tv on. [cheering] maybe "late show" and chill? of course, since the chiefs are in, the game will feature the biggest star in th

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and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: hello. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] hello. tuesday. happy tuesday. it's tuesday, remember? happy tuesday. happy tuesday, everybody. thanks, everybody. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you very much. hey! thank you, everybody. welcome to "the late show." please have a seat. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. happy tuesday, everybody. let me be straight with you guys out there watching. i believe our relationship is based on trust. i wish it was based on comedy, but it's mostly trust. here's the deal: i am not here tonight. right now i am flying back from los angeles because last night was the emmys. okay, so, shhh. don't tell me if i won. or if the door on my plane popped off. i don't wanna know. last night was also the iowa caucuses. now, since i actually recorded this monologue last thursday, we have no idea who won. it was donald trump. probably. probably him, hate to say it. [booing] you 'obviously not for myla because they love him i

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ers and applause] >> stephen: how are you doing? right over there. right over there. thank you very much, everybody. ♪ ♪ thank you, friends. thank you. thank you. thank you, sir. please have a seat, everybody. thank you very much. welcome, welcome o one and all o "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] i understand the excitement of these people, and i'll tell you what. let me give you a little inside scoop on what it's like to do one of these shows. 'cause everybody in late night talks about what's going on every day, what you experience, what we experience. and there's no better time, there's no time when there's more going on than a presidential election. this is, believe it or not, my seventh primary campain, and there's nothing like this moment right now. we're just coming out of iowa. everyone's scrambling to make their mark in new hampshire. the american people are riveted by the suspense. nobody knows what's gonna happen. the primary season is just starting.

[chomping] [cheering] >> anouncer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight... t to no good! first, stephen welcomes adam driver and jon batiste. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: there you go. there you go. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] happy tuesday. happy tuesday. please have a seat, everybody. thanks so much. welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. as always, let's start with the big news from iceland. after weeks of rumbling, yesterday a massive volcano erupted southwest of rekjavik. holy mount doom, frodo! now, keep in mind, no one has been hurt. but this is serious. "the eruption appears big and only about two kilometers from major infrastructure." this according to volcanologist and man with the most icelandic name ever, thorvaldur thordarson. yes. a man so nice, they thor'd him twice. again, so far, everyone's safe, and icelandic law enforcement has once again turned their

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: hey, everybody! thank you very much. how are you? ♪ ♪ a little bit of this? thanks, everybody. welcome to "the late show," everybody. i'm your host, stephen colbert. right now down in congress, everyone is at each other's throats because it is tuesday. also, also because of the border. now, no matter what your views on immigration, there's no denying there's been a border crisis for decades, and recently, it's gotten even more serious. in december, border crossings through mexico reached nearly 10,000 migrants per day. that number's risen more than fourfold compared to the 2010s. but then again, who can blame migrants for wanting to come here for a better life? i mean, they know our motto, e pluribus unum, which, of course, translates as "we put the cheese in the crust." [laughter] ever since biden took office, republicans have been pushing him hard to get tougher on the border. and recently they've resorted to some extreme measures, like holding ukraine aid hostage over th

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! phen: oh! happy 2024. thank you. please, if i knew my name would get that kind of reaction i would say it twice tonight. happy new year a little blade leave at 2024 is finally. scientists have warned us for decades us that it would start on january 1st, and yet we did nothing. and now because of our inaction, we're having the same presidential election with the same two old men as last time, only older and samer. among the things that will happen again no matter what we do is the republican primary, starting with next monday's iowa caucus. the frontrunner for first loser is former south carolina governor nikki haley, seen here really half-assing it through this performance of "ymca." governor haley's campaign was gaining momentum until recently, when she fumbled a gotcha question from 1861. >> what was the cause of the united states civil war? >> well, don't come with an easy question or anything. i mean, i think the cause of the civil war was basically how government was gonna run, th

now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: there you go. nice. happy wednesday. happy wednesday. thank you. thank you, my friends. please. everybody, have a seat. thank you very much. welcome one and all, messieurs et madames. bienvenue to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen. [cheering] you can feel it in the air, folks. there are just five days until christmas, but santa came early last night when the colorado supreme court ruled donald trump is disqualified from holding office. ahhh. you go, colorado. just goes to show you can make good decisions when you're high. yeah. i got the munchies for justice. can you imagine how mad donald trump must have been when he heard that news? oh, oh, to have been a ketchup stain on his wall. mmm-mmm. the reason the court kicked trump off the ballot is the 14th amendment's so-called insurrection clause, which states that no one can hold an office in the united states if they "have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... no crime or reason. stephen welcomes jason ♪ mamoa it is stephen colbert. >> stephen: are you not entertained? [cheers and applause] >> stephen: no idea. hey, everybody. thank you very much. we are getting there. thank you so much. welcome one and all. love i am your host, stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen, you have joined us on an historic evening. has this happened yet? it has happen. we found out that as of this taping right now, house republicans have voted to approve an impeachment inquiry into president biden, even though they admit there is no evidence to impeach him. that is kind of step one. thank you for coming to our wedding, the ceremony will begin shortly as soon as i find a bride. what is your name? is there a mr. florist? during a committee hearing, democrats tried to drill down on what biden is being impeached for and the well was dry. >> what is the specific constitutional crime? >> we are having an inquiry so we can do an investigation. >> what is the crime you are investigating? >>

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight... neck and nikki. first, stephen welcomes andre 3000 and jelani cobb. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: oh! are you okay? ♪ ♪ beautiful, beautiful. please have a seat, everybody. thank you very much. you're very kind. welcome one at all in here, out there, all the ships at sea to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. you know, ladies and gentlemen... are we good? every four years, the american political system turns its eyes to new england and asks, "is that vermont or new hampshire?" [laughter] this time, it's new hampshire, and tonight, they're voting in the nation's first primary of 2024. as we tape this, the polls are still open, so we don't know who won. but tonight is a must-win race for former south carolina governor nikki haley, seen here humiliated after she showed up wearing the same thing as the flagpole. [laughter] haley is behind, significa

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight... i-o-duh. first, stephen welcomes clive owen and juno temple. and musical guest the last dinner party. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: come on. come on. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> louis: watch yourself, man. have a good show. >> stephen: welcome one at all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. this morning i flew in on the redeye from los angeles, and boy, are my arms not holding emmys. [laughter] see ya monday. speaking of losers, donald trump. [cheers] i'll catch you up on the latest from his campaign/court appearances in my never-ending segment... [sirens wailing] >> "road to the white house and/or big house." donald trump v the people. america decides and/or convicts. >> bing, bing, bing, bong, phseew!" >> stephen: i like it very much. the big news today is the big news from monday. donald trump won the iowa caucus with 51% of the vote. iowa, apparently, short

. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight... gone desantis! t, stephen welcomes trevor noah and ruby bridges! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: there you go. what's going on? hey! come on. [cheers and applause] so good to see you, sir. welcome, everybody. please have a seat. thank you very much. ladies and gentlemen, welcome one at all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. thank you, citizen. tonight, the big story, after losing by 30 points in iowa and polling at an anemic 6% in new hampshire, ron desantis has dropped out of the presidential race. [cheering] right there. right there, ladies and gentlemen. there it is, the reaction he never got while he was running for president. but ron, don't cry because it's over. smile because you need practice smiling. i don't understand why americans didn't rally behind a guy who declared war on the magic kingdom, attacked trans kids, denied covid, kidnapped migrants and flew t

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight... trial by liar! inger. and musical guest willie nelson! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: i was a little late. have a seat. have a good show. thanks so much. hello. beautiful. thank you, everybody. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. last night... hope everybody had fun out last night. it was halloween. and the one thing i love, and you see this sometimes, the next day, you'll see some of the little ones still in their costumes. isn't that great? i saw this cute little fella. i saw this cute little fella going around today. in adorable cowboy boots. what was his name? governor ron desantis. you see, just a little shaver. just a little shaver of a guy. "i'm a cowboy." and so fun, so fun. having a good time. you see, desantis wears only cowboy boots. and here's the thing: cowboy boots they're great. if you're a cowboy. if you're the governo

. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight... shoot for immune. t, stephen welcomes america ferrera and renee rapp. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey! right over there. whoo! please have a seat, everybody. thank you so much. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. there is, this is true, people don't know because they had to turn off their cell phones before they came in here. this just happened, right? there's breaking news about former governor of new jersey and man so nice they chris'd him twice, chris christie. today at 5:00, so this just happened a little while ago, chris christie officially announced he is dropping out of the presidential race. >> audience: aww. >> stephen: yeah, he made this tough decision after looking at the polls and realizing it was an easy decision. christie is not expected to make any endorsements at this time. but the timing o

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome, one and all, my friends. welcome to "the late show." i... i am your host, stephen colbert... now... [cheering] although for a little while there, i almost wasn't. i will regale you with the heartwarming tale of my exploding appendix, but i'll do that a little later in the show. i know no one wants to hear too much about a hunk of dead intestine filled with poison and bile. but unfortunately, donald trump is in the news. [cheers and applause] recently, people have been warning about trump being a "wannabe dictator" 'cause... he wannabe. his re-election campaign from the beginning has been all about retribution. and last week, sean hannity asked him point-blank if he planned to abuse the office of president to punish his enemies and trump reassured america his fascism will be available for a limited time only. >> i want to go back to this one issue, though, because the media has been focused on this and attacking you. >> yeah. >> under no circum

>> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight... ready for breakup. n welcomes gayle king and charles barkley and ebon moss-bachrach. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: there you go! thank you. happy. happy. hey, everybody. thank you very much. welcome, welcome one and all in here, out there, up there, down there to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. quick question. before we start mates proceedings. anyone fly in to see tonight's show? [cheering] all right! well, you're walking home. 'cause it's been a tough couple days for the airline industry. last friday? last friday, an alaska airlines plane had to make an emergency landing after a door panel popped off at 16,000 feet. but here's the deal. the ntsb, or nut-sub, has released its preliminary findings on the door popping off, announcing the panel on the plane may not have been properly attached. ya think? it reminds me of the ntsb's groundbreaking repo

>> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight... temper tantrum! first, stephen welcomes emily blunt and colman domingo! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey! look at that! come on! go to see you, my friend. nice to see you. happy thursday. thank you, folks. thank you, sir. thank you, friends. thank you, everybody. please have a seat, everybody. welcome. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. and i'm broadcasting to you now from the epicenter of tonight's biggest story, new york city. because in this city, this was the last day of trump's civil fraud trial, where he could lose $370 million and his ability to do business in this state. [cheering] so far, so far, we don't know how much he's gonna lose. all we know is that today in court, he losthis [bleep]. you see, trump had been pushing for days to give the closing argument himself, but that motion was denied by new york judge and

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight... blubber mouth! first, stephen welcomes common. and steven wright. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: good to see you. please have a seat, everybody. there we go. ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] the republican presidential primary is off to the races, and it's full of suspense. for instance, no one knows how long we can keep pretending it's full of suspense. 'cause trump is far and away the lead candidate, and he celebrated last night with a rally in new hampshire focused on the central issue of 2024: his cognitive test from four years ago. >> i did say, what about a cognitive test? he said, well, you know, it's not that easy. i said, look, i gotta take it because i gotta shut it up. and i took it and i aced it. and let me tell you, you know, they always show you the first one, like a giraffe, a tiger.

fanfare] [organ flourish] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" .. the fascist and the furious! plus, stephen welcomes rachel maddow. and musical guest gracie abrams. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: perfect! it's perfect! oh, thanks for being here. amazing, the best. come on. happy tuesday, baby. happy, happy! happy, happy! whoo! thank you! thank you, my friends. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheers and applause] hey. i just love being with these wonderful people. because i get down like anybody else, but i never feel bad when i'm on stage with you people. i don't know how you guys feel about the shape of the world these days. but, um... you know this guy donald trump? you heard of this guy? [booing] people talk about him a lot. and because people are talking about him, we talk about him, like, say, the 91 charges he's facing, which is, technically speaking, technically speaking, i don't want to get in

. >> after midnight premieres tonight following the late show with stephen colbert.bert, by the way, is one of the executive producers on the show. >>> a new concert announcement at chase center. we will tell you who wants to get together again with their fans. >>> you can watch us anytime, anywhere on our streaming service, cbs news bay area. this election is a choice between results or just rhetoric. californians deserve a senator who is going to deliver for them every day and not just talk a good game. adam schiff. he held a dangerous president accountable. he also helped lower drug costs, bring good jobs back home, and build affordable housing. now he's running for the senate. our economy, our democracy, our planet. this is why we fight. i'm adam schiff, and i approve this message. >>> coming up tonight on the cbs evening news, arctic blasts think it's the u.s., ending a two year snowdrop in some major cities. what to know about the brutal weather that is canceling thousands of flights and putting more than 1 million kids out of school. >>> coming up tonight at 5

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batiste's career had taken him to band leader on cbs's the late show with stephen colbert in an industrys ultimate goal. the grammys, biggest night of his life professionally. a lot of people would think that, like, he'll go out to a club and go out partying and, you know. but like that scene when he's alone in the trailer afterwards and praying and meditating and sort of soaking in this moment, also soaking in the duality of that high with him in the reality that suleika was getting readmitted back into the hospital. suleika jaouad says she's doing well and the couple have some thoughts on how they got through this period of their lives. faith — that's the key. you know, you may not know what's ahead, but the faith is constant. and the film was an act of faith in some way. absolutely. i mean, we didn't know how the story of the film was going to end because we didn't know how the story of my illness was going to end. batiste does get to perform the symphony he wrote. but as he himself has said on the film, it's much more a symphony about life. one of the most ingenious and ambitious doc

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stephen colbert is up next, have a good night >> a school district in florida has pulled dictionariesshelves because they "describe sexual conduct." according to the report, the dictionaries' definitions of words such as "sex" will potentially put them in violation of florida law which placed restrictions on children being taught about sexual conduct.

the show helped launch the careers of other comedians, including stephen colbert and steve carell, andurn. >> jon stewart and his correspondents really, i think press viewers to be more skeptical of what they were consuming every day and every night, and to kind of think more carefully about how they were getting their information about the world. >> stewart's first show back is february 12th. an american scientist has sparked an international uproar over t, a chemistry professor here in the u.s. wrote a book advising the british to add salt to make the perfect cup of tea, saying it helps reduce the bitterness. >> but the folks across the pond are up in arms. the u.s. embassy in london even stepped in to say, adding salt is not official u.s. policy. it did taste pretty good, but this morning, next, an unusual item for sale at home depot. and it's apparently for your home decor. >> it is all inspired by braveheart, the 1995 movie starring mel gibson as scottish hero william wallace, bill. love it or not, home depot now sells the william wallace medieval sword. >> yeah, the online commen

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activism masquerading as comedy and i don't want to name names on whose failing us but rhymes with stephen colbert jimmy kimmel spent the past two weeks fighting with rogers about vaccines. if i wanted to hear from somebody who knows nothing about vaccines, i would call doctor fauci and for your epstein either, i've got a source for that, to. >> yeah, with his name on it. [laughter] >> saturday night -- you know where that was? o'hare airport, august 9, 2019, the night before epstein died, look up. isn't that we are? always thought i would meet bill clinton, i always assumed at hooters. [laughter] >> guy about to kill himself. >> that exhibit -- >> received from home depot. [laughter] maxim card from the camera. >> as comedy becomes more political, the country becomes more divided so i am using number media reach i have in this one moment to say other late-night hose everywhere seriously, cut the [bleep], man. that's what i want to focus on, the biggest night of my life. my wardrobe, i'm coming out on the 31st but if this is the only month of relevance, i will cashing every tip to get back to the

jon stewart fan, but i will say if you are a comedian on a slow, whether it's jon stewart or stephen colbertjimmy fallon, any of those guys -- >> jimmy kimmel. >> i love jimmy kimmel. -- this is going be the most crazy, fun, ridiculous year in the history of television because this is like the gift that keeps giving. i mean there's not going to be enough time to make jokes about what's going to happen next year because listen, we can talk all we want to. it's going to come down to biden and trump. >> so you say. i'm not prepared to yield to that, charlie's. somebody made a good analogy today. it's like if you start a basketball or football season -- >> -- >>> there's no evidence of the surgery, butted isly these guys who trump has eviscerated are on his side. here's what they say. privately most of them would tell you they don't like trump. they think he's mean, coarse. >> they think he's a bully? >> but they know e has the base of the party and their voters give him grief for not being on team trump . the base of the republican party is for trump, like it or not. >> i got friends who love t

everyone from stephen colbert to jimmy fallen tocolb jimmy kimmel and joncomi stewart, they are predictableknow punch line before the joke is told. let me tell you somethingow johnny carso tn said, he said, why do they think that just because you have a tonight show you must deal with serious issues that say danger, once you do, thatat you start to get that self important feeling that what you have to say has great import, you know, you could use that show as a form to slay people, down think thately you should do that as an entertainer, do you know how many peach watched johnny carson's final show, 55 million. colbert, kimmel they could barely get to 2 million at this point. they are predictable. >> they have a writers strike they can't a show, they have nothing original: wo to say. >> good point.a >> we talk about a lot howuld they should leave h politicianows out, leno saying leave politics out of comedy, maybe out of sports a and musiboc and entertainment but should to be party ofut comedy, would you see and hear that. >>t yeah, but ton --' to see some degree of balance. jay lepo i jay

. >> more people watch ross' son championship soccer game than stephen colbert or jimmy kimmell.hampions. >> they were on mcafee's show. don't cancel mcafee. >> jesse: mcafee stays, rodgers stays. no one gets cancelled. do you think rodgers goes on kimmell, straightens it out? >> i would love that. >> he actually may get some people to watch his show if he does that. >> jesse: exactly. that's how they settled it back in the good old days. go on the show, squash it, ratings bonanza. all right, gentlemen. >> what a story for jimmy kimmell going from girls jumping on trampolines to defending ped fines and stuff. it's weird. >> crazy. >> jesse: and disney has to defend the guy who was in black face. we have truly come full circle here. go have a drink. we love ya. thanks so much. tony robbins is going to change your life. he changed mine. straight ahead. ♪ ♪ ♪ dangerous ladders. gutter muck. yuck. no wonder you hate cleaning your gutters. good thing there's leaffilter. our patented filter technology keeps leaves and debris out of your gutters forever. guaranteed. call 833- leaffilter

if you are a comedian on a show, whether it's john stewart, stephen colbert, jimmy foul any of thoseguys. jimmy kimmel. this is going to be the crazy most fun wouldn't achilles year, in the history of television. this is like the gift that keeps giving. there is not gonna be enough time to make jokes about what's going, to happen next year we can talk all we want it's gonna come down to biden and trump, >> i'm not prepared to yield to that yet i think we have time someone had a good analogy today. if you start a basketball season, you don't call the winner after two games. you don't. you still let the season playoff. but i want to go back to john stewart for just a second. john stewart always had a unique way of putting things in perspective about what was happening in politics. that is what i'm, there hasn't been a voice like him since he left the air. he's coming back monday night. >> you haven't introduced me to trevor noah. i think john is smart, i think he's got great writers. he's got a very real personality, i think he's gonna be great i'm disappointed he's only got to be on o

. >> the trick to comedy is unpredictable everybody from stephen colbert to jimmy fallon to jimmy kimballd soon jon stewart he's coming back for the election year back to the daily show their utterly predictable you know the punchline before the joke is told that mason tell you something that johnny carson sent why do they think because of a tonight show that you must deal with serious issues that the real danger once you start to do that you start to get the self-important feeling that what you have to say has great import and strangely enough you can use that to sway people and i don't think you should do that as an entertainer. you know how many people watch johnny carson's final show 55 million people. cold air and campbell can barely get to 2 million because of predictable. lisa: would have a writer strike they can have a show because there's nothing original. i would ask you because we talked how they should leave politics out of things. jay leno say leave it out of comedy how about out of sports in music and entertainment but should politics be a part of comedy would you like to se

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