[cheers and applause] >> josh: we'll be right back with stephen colbert! ust wanted to feel what it was like to be uncool. [laughter] >> stephen: wow. >> josh: what a dick. >> stephen: is this coffee or water? >> josh: that's water. oh, you -- >> stephen: oh, my god, no. i'm sorry. that wasn't nice. >> osh: i like being here more than i like being at home. >> stephen: it's always wonderful having you. we don't know what's gonna happen. you don't want to drink that. my fingers were in that. >> josh: i know. i saw you put that stuff on. maybe you're okay. >> stephen: denis. denis villeneuve, everybody. thank you. please have a seat. for just a moment. >> josh: my two buddies! what's up? >> denis: first, first, first. it's like i debated with myself for a very long time, should i change my name for something like ray laser? people could understand here. >> stephen: ray laser? >> josh: dennis smith? >> denis: it's just that seriously, it's denis villeneuve. like catherine deneuve. >> josh: did i get it right? >> denis: you did. and you're not bad. >> stephen: s

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: i love you! you've got to milk it. thanks, everybody. welcome. please have a seat. welome one at all, ladies and gentlemen, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] what a beautiful day in new york. i just want to reassure all of you watching that no one who works at my show saw one minute of it. we were inside in our dark, dirty rooms, writing tonight's monologue. please enjoy responsibly. well, folks, the inevitable has inevit-ed, because after sweeping last night'sprimaries, trump has locked up the nomination. [booing] yes, i thoroughly agree. "nomination" was not what i wanted to hear after the words "trump" and "locked up." now, he wasn't -- got that out? of course, he wasn't alone. last night, joe biden also locked up the democratic nomination. so, we... [cheering] a little slow on that one, i gotta say. so they're stepping back in the ring for a heavyweight rematch. it's like if muhammad ali fought joe frazier... now. the a

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert"! tonight... oaf of wall street! plus, stephen welcomes carol burnett! and musical guest waxahatchee and mj lenderman. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ [cheering] >> stephen: you've got to set it up. offer it up. happy tuesday. happy, happy, happy, happy. hey, everybody! thank you very much. thank you. thank you, everybody. hello! thank you very much, my friends. welcome. welcome one and all, ladies and gentlemen, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] is this true? this just in. we have breaking news. donald trump is upset about something. can we fact-check that? that is true, okay. evidently -- i'm just finding this out now -- one of the things that joe biden has been running on in this election is the success and popularity of obamacare. it's all part of the radical political theory that people enjoy staying alive. well, this idea seems to have ruffled trump's dander, 'cause a short t

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert"! tonight... a grift from god! first, stephen welcomes liam neeson! and fareed zakaria! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: thanks for stopping by. right over there. you've got to watch out. thank you. thank you my friends and you are my friends. welcome to "the late show." i your host, stephen colbert. we've got a rare positive update on one of trump's thousands of court cases. yesterdy, the judge in the stormy daniels hush money case imposed a gag order on trump. okay, that's positive! but it raises a disturbing question: how do you gag someone who speaks out of their ass? [laughter] [cheers and applause] the answer is very carefully. and if you ever thought that this avalanche of legal scrutiny would somehow shame trump from his nonstop grifting of the rubes, you are a sweet, sweet child, one of god's innocents, and should not be allowed in the room where daddy keeps his shar

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ause] >> stephen: there you go! ♪ ♪ there you go. happy tuesday, happy tuesday. tuesday. >> stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you, everybody! out here, but they are. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. ♪ ♪ thank you, my friends. you are my friends. romans, countrymen. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] today down in washington was yet another clownish attempt by the g.o.p. to draw some sort of moral equivalency between joe biden and donald trump. this time, they heard testimony from special counsel robert hur, who was the guy in charge of the investigation into president biden's handling of classified documents. in hur's report, he declined to charge biden with any crimes, but attacked the president's mental fitness, saying he presents as "a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory." that kind of assessment is sort of outside the normal job description of a special counsel. it'd be like your doctor saying, "we ran some tes

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: thank you very much. welcome down here, up there, all around the world to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] the big story today is the supreme court once again shoving their gavels up the election. longtime viewers of america will remember that colorado kicked trump off the ballot because of the whole launching a violent coup so he could stay in office, violating the 14th amendment's insurrection clause. well, today, the supreme court said trump can stay on all state ballots in a unanimous ruling. [booing] i agree. it is a ruling that i will remind you no one has to follow, because last week, i declared the supreme court unconstitutional. so... [cheering] you're getting that right? fact check me on that one. i did that, right? so states, feel free to kick him off your ballot -- tell 'em colbert said it was okay. i got your back. you're dealing with me now. that was just the constitution. you're dealing with me now. the justice

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight... snow big deal! plus, stephen welcomes matt damon and danielle pinnock! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: thank you very much. thank you, everybody. welcome. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] i want to thank everyone in this brave audience right here, everyone in the audience who braved the cold outside to come in here and be even colder, because today, new york city was pummeled by a nor'easter, including a heavy dusting on the marquee at the ed sullivan theater. leading up to the storm, officials forecasted up to 8 inches of snow. of course, as is usually the case, that 8 inches was more like a confident 5. but you know what they say. [cheering] i got a little something. but you know what they say. it's not about the depth of the snow, it's how you plow it! thank you. back in the day, snow used to mean no school, bu

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight... super snooze-day! plus, stephen welcomes senator bernie sanders! and musical guest bleachers. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: beautiful. good to see you. happy tuesda. tuesday. there you go. lovely. hey, everybody! welcome. welcome. thank you very much. you're very kind. please have a seat, everybody. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] you know why the excitement. it's super tuesday, the biggest single day on the presidential primary calendar, so let's dive right into the story that will impact our nation for generations to come. a chilean tv broadcast cut beer ads into "star wars." that's right. the internet today is abuzz that just moments ago, in 2003, a television broadcast in chile played this actual footage, which, 21 years later

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert"! tonight... march mathness! plus, stephen welcomes paul simon! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. welcome. welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] it is march 14th. happy pi day! pi day, of course, goes on infinitely. which is why it has been named the official irrational number of the 2024 election. trump clinched the republican nomination this week, and last night he went on newsmax to talk to greg kelly. now, if you don't know who greg kelly is, it doesn't matter. trump spent a lot of the interview talking about how unfairly he's treated. >> and i look now, even last night, i was saying it, i said there is no -- i don't care andrew jackson or anybody else. nobody has -- when you think of the fake things, nobody has been treated like trump in terms of badly. >> stephen: totally. totally

>> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert! tonight... deja tuesday. , stephen welcomes neil degrasse tyson and comedian ariel elias. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: there you go. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ have a good show. >> louis: have a good show, man. >> stephen: please have a seat, everybody. thank you so much. welcome one at all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] yesterday was super tuesday, which makes today wednesday. and the results are in. joe biden and donald trump dominated super tuesday. now, for a rematch that everyone claims they don't want, it's awfully popular at the polls. it's like the whole nation is ordering takeout and deciding, "okay, we're gonna do the thai place again, even though the noodles stick together in a weird cube that's shaped like the box it comes in, as long as we all agree that we're not getting the sweet and sour nikki haley." now, it was also tuesday in spaaaaaace, beca

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight... stall and order! plus, stephen welcomes from "dune: part two" rebecca ferguson and denis villeneuve featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] is a comusical >> stephen: beautiful. please have a seat. thank you very much. you're very kind. what's up? welcome very welcome one at all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] we all know what day it is. it's leap day, a magical 24-hour period that, every four years, emerges from the mists, like brigadoon. and for that one magical day, you can do anything you want, 'cause no laws apply, evidently, according to the supreme court. 'cause this morning, when i excitedly ran down to open my leap presents under the time tree, i found out the supreme court has decided to hear trump's immunity claim, further delaying his january 6th trial. in the landmark case of "people versus do laws matter?" seriously, what is going on? justi

the hallmark channel >> it's "the late show" wit stephen colbert! tonight, smash wednesday! and valentine's day with stephen! stephen welcomes mark wahlberg! and lily gladstone! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome, welcome, and here come out there, all the ships and sees, i am your host, stephen colbert. [cheers and applause] i just want to start tonight by saying calm down. there's no reason to panic, and i know that because of the screaming headlines that say "no reaso to panic." unfortunately, having no reason is my favorite way to panic. all of this because there is some alarming news from ohio are presented and men who just walked in on his son playing catch with another dad, mike turner. the republican chairman of the house intelligence committee released an unusual statement today warning of a serious national security threat without providing any additional details. that's unnecessarily vague. it's like labeling a pack of ci

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert"! tonight... justice is swerved! plus, stephen welcomes justice stephen breyer and justin thomas. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: oh, come on. ♪ ♪ please have a seat, my friends. you are too kind. welcome, one and all in here, out there, all around the world to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] my fellow americans, today was supposed to be a special day, a day that donald trump had to either fork over $464 million for a bond in his new york fraud case, or attorney general letitia james was going to grab him by the property. but then, this morning, a new york appeals court cut trump's bond to $175 million. [booing] and gave him ten more days to pay. every time, every time it seems like consequences of any kind are closing in, he gets away with it! who let this guy wish for more wishes? especially after how racist he was to the genie! in addition to cut

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. oh! thanks, everybody. welcome. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] once again, it was an insane day for america, because it was a regular day for donald trump. he had not one, but two criminal trials today. one in new york, one in georgia at the exact same time. the only way to follow all of the action was to have multiple tvs. that's why i watched all the proceedings today at a buffalo wild wings. i had the hot habeas jalapeno poppers. then is this just tomorrow? tomorrow, judge engoron is expected to issue a verdict in trump's $370 million civil fraud trial. and i'll tell you right now. whatever he rules, i believe the verdict is unfair... to me! 'cause i don't have a show tomorrow! and justice delayed is punchlines denied. those three are just today and tomorrow. he's also facing the january 6th trial in washington d.c., the classified documents case in florida, colorado trying to throw him off the ballot for insurrection, and his appe

. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight... mitch bye! , stephen welcomes chris hayes and carrie preston. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: oh! beautiful. good to see you. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. welcome. welcome in here, out there, mr. and mrs. america and all the ships at sea to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] and there is -- everybody knows. everybody's heard this. big news from washington today, because this just -- this just happened this afternoon, right? just a little while ago, mitch mcconnell announced he will step down as the senate's republican leader. [cheering] but, um, is this true? he's not stepping down till november, because at 82, that's how long it takes him to step. mcconnell made his announcement on the senate floor and then took a fond shamble down memory lane. >> my career in the united states senate began amidst the reagan revolution. the

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight... here we snow again! plus, stephen welcomes john oliver! and musical guest killer mike. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: beautiful. have a good show. you're very kind. thanks, everybody. please have a seat. welcome. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] folks... i hope all my viewers in the northeast are battening down the hatches, because tomorrow, this region is supposed to get a whole lotta snow. at least that's what we've been told by the people who do this. [laughter] now, here in new york city, they're predicting the biggest snowstorm in two years. now, if anybody out there has never been to new york in a snowstorm, it goes like this. one hour of beautiful fresh powder, three weeks of mount kiliman-garbage. the city is supposed to get up to 8 inches before 2:00 p.m. tomorrow in a nor'easter forecasters are predicting

he is busy rubbing elbows with stephen colbert and lizzo who i guess has been uncanceled.tics party now. the democrats have been for years. but i think donald trump made it a point to get to that wake, not just to signal his support for law enforcement but to highlight some of the policy failures, yes, that led to this horrible shooting. this was a gunman, allegedly, who had been arrested 21 prior times. and now he has been arrested a 22nd time after apparently murdering a young family man, an nypd officer and the juxtaposition of trump being there, miles away from this big glitzy event for joe biden, which will be very beneficial to their campaign beings moneywise, no doubt about that. i think the images though and the message sent is quite powerful as well. >> bret: guy, radio show you had former secretary of state, former cia director mike pompeo. all this talk and we had the candidate casino, a vp potential particular picks. his name does come up. take a listen to this little segment from your show. >> who is donald trump going to select as his running mate for this up

stephen colbert asked that question. remember what they called him in 2012? very slowly and methodically describe the problem. he said there had been two shocks to the an economic system in this country and the psychic -- psyche in this country. 2008, donald trump disrupted the progress they were making and he said covid disrupted even more. he said the president cannot do anything about inflation other than get us into a depression but everything he has done is get us on the right track in the crowd really did eat it up, we have to say and i have to say this is a member of the white house correspondents association. i would love for us to be showing the clips of what they said tonight, to get that message across and share more of that with you. we were not allowed to have video cameras in the room but i expect we will see some of those clips from the campaign. >> at one point, the response to the protesting turned into a standing ovation. >> that's right, when former president obama really did deliver that lecture and it was a lecture. it was stern. it was f

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: oh! good to see you. hey, everybody. thank you so much. please have a seat. sit, state, said. thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] last night was the oscars. i want to congratulate my good friend and fellow strike force five member, jimmy kimmel, who did a great job hosting. and got to congratulate "oppenheimer," which took home so many awards, including best picture, best actor, best supporting actor, and they're telling me i gotta wrap it up. my wife evie, i love you. see you soon! kids, go to bed! chris nolan, we did it! don't look at the back of my suit. i broke it. last night's ceremony had many fun moments, like ryan gosling singing "i'm just ken," [cheering] arnold schwarznegger and danny devito reuniting, and john cena presenting best costume in the buff. good thing he held onto that card, 'cause we might have seen his maestro, if you know what i'm sayi

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stephen colbert, he from the threats of invasion continued to grow out of southern border.ngs 2,000 illegal immigrants is marching towards the united states. their destination reportedly el paso. the same place we saw video last week "new york post" showing a mob of illegal immigrants rushing our border joining me now with reaction is independent journalist and brandon judd president of the national border patrol council. i want to start with you. you covered caravans, traveled back and forth from the united states to mexico. one of the things that strikes me and i love your perspective having covered this firsthand is the entitlement toward illegally immigrating towards the united states of america. i'm looking at a video which i cannot play but share what was said by one of these activists caravan activists who said because the united states cannot control their border, we, as the activists are persecuted. and then think about the mexican president. and i don't know if you saw. this but the mexican president, when looking at the tragedy in baltimore, the collapse of a bri

♪ ♪manh >> will: well, biden is palling around in gnomic with stephen colbert, the threats of inpatient the southern border. new warnings that 2,000 illegal immigrants marching toward the united states. their destination, reportedly el paso. th "e same place wnee saw a vido from new york both showing a mob of illegal immigrants rushingeat our border. joining me with reaction, independent journalist, brendan judge, president of the national border patrol council. want to start with you, you cover the crisis in the caravan and travef back and forth from thes united states to mexico. one of the things that strikesrh me out and i love yourti perspectivtle covering firsthand is the entitlement board illegat immigrants towards the united states of america. looking at a video that we n share you but i ca you what was said by one of thet activist, caravan activist who said because the united states l their border we as the activists are persecuted. and then let me think about the mexican president. ,i don't know if you saw this, but the mexican presidenty looking at the tragedy in baltimore, th

stephen colbert asked that why. why are not americans feeling this.2012, the secretary of e planing stuff. and bill clinton, 77 years old, very slowly described, diagnosed the problem. he said there have been two shocks to the economic system in this country and to the psyche of this country. the 2008 recession. barack obama and vice president biden tried to recover from that. donald trump disrupted the progress they were making. and he he said covid disrupted it even more. he said the president couldn't do anything about inflation. but everything he has done has got us on the right track. the clown did eat it up i would love for us to show the clips of what they said tonight to get that message across. to share more of that with you. we were not allowed video cameras. >> at one point, the response to the protesting turned into a standing ovation. >> when former president obama delivered that lecture and it was a lecture. it was stern and forcement. the crowd erupted in applause. so i think this is a cathartic moment for a lot of democrats who are fru

stephen colbert hired me. i know jimmy, i know seth meyers. no, but none of them want trump.e they want a challenge. they want other things to write about, other things to talk about. they absolutely would, as jimmy just said, would much rather have a trump free america and have to work on other monologue jokes than have him back in the white house. there's not a one of them that would prefer him. >> so you talked about jon stewart. he got back on the daily show desk. he made his first headlines, actually, about president biden. yeah. and telling jokes about telling jokes. but he was he was giving a monologue about that. he was really criticizing for it. i mean, is it fair game to tell jokes about democrats or is that. oh, yeah. yeah it seems like people don't take it as well. oh, absolutely. >> it's fair game. that's always been fair game. and we want to tell jokes about everybody, but it's just so much easier to talk about today's republicans because they're they're cartoon villains who are so easy to caricature. i mean, for goodness sake, the former the disgraced former pr

and stephen colbert advocates for them every single night. president could go down to 161st street where the man was thrown in front of a subway the same day john than jonathan diller was killed. how do we make this place safe for americans? he doesn't. jonathan diller it was important, 31 years old, three years on the job, he had 70 collars. he came up to a car and there is a shoot out and he is shot below the bullet-proof vest and sadly, he dies and able to get to the back of the car. the video is available, not sure if the public should see it or not. the guys are out, looks like the guy will survive that shot officer diller and the other guy will go to prison hopefully for life. his nbaickname was killer. last night at masapequa park, they had a vigil for jonathan diller. his brother-in-law is also a police officer. here is a little of his remarks. >> he loved what he did. he was born to be a cop. he was born to be a hero. he died being a hero. he died doing what he of loed. i will forever be a better person because of him. >> rachel: let

some people think it's creepy but stephen colbert says bring on the box. >> not that worried about aiet my blood going. i think of positive aspects, i've seen how humans have handled history not great. i'm ready for big machines that make big decisions, compassionate vision affect i'm ready for the machines to tell us what to do. >> whose programming the machines? are they compassionate to they have good vision? this is sort of the camp a lot of people are falling into, ai is a good thing. others say scary, creepy. do you fall in either category? >> i'm super anti- ai, it's inhuman, i don't like in human things. [laughter] even relying on it is in humans. i think somebody like stephen colbert, i don't know if he's a little bit kidding or trying to be devils advocate but guys like him, they think the people -- whoever is smart enough to program these things will be on his side, just the way he thinks and what he wants to turn it over to the machines. if it were a bunch of maga people programming the machine what he want ai? he would hate it. that's how we've done, this happened during

and now, live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: it's electric. thank you, my friends. thank you, my friends. thank you! ladies and gentlemen. thank you one, thank you all down here, up there, all around the world. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. as you can see, we couldn't put that up with wasn't true, we are live tonight! and so is joe biden! more importantly, we are awake. thanks to our sponsor too much caffeine. "too much caffeine: we have the shakes." coming into tonight's speech, critics said biden's state of the union challenge was to dispel "old-man vibes." really? in congress? kinda hard to fight off the old man vibe when you're speaking to a room that looks like an open casket convention. well, tonight, joe biden delivered what has been described in the press so far as fiesty, fiery, heated, supreme, crunchwrap. i'm sorry. it's really late and i'm hungry. leading up to the big speech, biden hunkered down at camp

presidents moderated by late-night talk show host stephen colbert.t 10 minutes into their conversation, as biden was talking, protesters began disrupting the event, calling on the president to stop arming israel and to call for a ceasefire in gaza. pres. biden: we had no president on january 6. there was an insurrection -- >> shame on you, joe biden! shame on you! [bleep] genocide of palestine! you have blood on your hands! blood on your hands! [indiscernible] >> palestinians are dying right now because of what you are doing! >> stop brutalizing him. amy: the protesters were all physically escorted outside. the event disruption was organized by a coalition, including adalah justice project, palestinian youth movement, jewish voice for peace, and the sunrise movement. meanwhile, outside the event, thousands of protesters took to the streets to protest the biden does president biden support for israel's assault on gaza. protesters gathered at bryant park and marched up to radio city music hall. democracy now! spoke to some of the protesters about why t

meanwhile, you've got stephen colbert whose morphed into a full on chill.as dancing for pharmaceuticals. and now he's dancing for a leader who's on pharmaceuticals. i don't think fox would allow me to do that. i don't think fox -- i know that you should be holding a fund-raiser for the republican candidate in 10 minutes i'd be doing a podcast with don lennon. okay. >> good question. >> i had come on the free loading just got a new follower. ice. ♪ ♪ okay everyone, our mission is to provide complete, balanced nutrition for strength and energy. yay - woo hoo! ensure, with 27 vitamins and minerals, nutrients for immune health. and ensure complete with 30 grams of protein. (♪) this is remington. ...he's a member of the family, for sure. we always fed them kibble— it just seemed like the thing to do. but ...he was getting picky we heard about the farmer's dog... and it was a complete transformation. his coat was so soft, he had amazing energy. he was a completely different dog. it's a no-brainer that (remi) should have the most nutritious and delicious food poss

the main event is a discussion between the three presidents moderated by stephen colbert.re's musical guests performing tonight including liz oh and queen latifah. it's going to cost you $100,000 to get your picture taken with the three presidents and than there is a 250,000-dollar entrance fee to a private reception. the most exclusive reception after the main event would cost you $500,000. half a million dollars. >> judge jeanine: half a million dollars, that's kind of interesting. i have a question, if i'm a police officer and i am covering that event, covering president biden and knowing that a fellow officer, fallen officer is... and none of those presidents bothered to go to that funeral home, that my father me. >> reporter: yeah. it certainly would. and it's devastating what happened a few days ago. of course seeing former president trump attend the wake of officer diller today and than with this happening, there have been many... the optics don't look great. when you see the protesters coming after the police officers like we saw tonight, needs even more dishearten

, posting this image with the caption, quote, "caught up with barack obama, bill clinton, and stephen colbertt night. i've got to say, i like their style." inside the event, the mood was not as celebratory. an angry crowd of far left protesters gathered waving palestinian flags and demanding cease-fire in gaza. a few miles away in long island, donald trump went to honor aisling new york city police officer. trump told the post that his death must not be in vain. hinting at an effort to end the defunded dismantle no bail movement that enables violent criminals to remain on the streets. the former president told us that joe biden and other top democrats have totally failed to meet them. watch this. >> what is the message to the president at radio city right now? before you leave new york and go back to florida, what did they miss today? >> they missed a very sad moment for our country, but it's a moment they have to be part of, whether they like it or not. they can't skip this moment. i've never seen so many police. i've never seen so many firemen, a lot of firemen view it in a similar way. and

take a listen to stephen colbert last night. >> his lawyers argued today that the presidential records act does not apply to former president trump because he had virtually unreviewable authority to designate presidential records as personal ones and the national archives has authority over only presidential records and not personal ones. as you can see, officer, i couldn't have stolen the car, because i have it. how could i steal something that's already mine? do you have the keys because i'm having a hell of a time hot wiring this [ bleep ]. >> stephen colbert's jokes are showing how absurd it is. it's such an easy answer, why didn't judge cannon already rule on it? >> she took it under advisement and she'll ruin rule against it later on. i was more concerned, katie, with her ruling on the espionage act. the presidential records act is an easy one. that one was established to try to ensure that government records remain government property. he can no longer take classified documents than he could take air force one home with him and repurpose it as the new trump jet. as far as the es

stephen colbert was on stage just spoon feeding biden.st >> donald trump as far as we can tell has beenrd championship at his own golf course. my question to you, can votersrs trust a presidential candidatese who has not won a single trump international golf club trophy? at long last, have you know chip shot?ha >> will look, i'ved be happy --i told him once before when he came into the oval when he was -- before he was sworn in. i said i will give you three strokes if you carry your own bag. >> jesse: biden was apparently so forgettable that the dnc chairman posted biden's famous friends on stage but missed thed money shot up the top dog. and if the elite event didn't boost his cool factor, biden and kamala harris ripping off "the 5". they could never do fan mail friday like greg.or >> folks, the viceit president d i will answer some questions. first, when you and the vice president have lunch together, what do you normally eat?, quite friendly that's classified.e anything from fia hamburger to a salad. >> the next question is how areo you feeling about your college basketball brackets?

stephen colbert was on stage just spoon feeding biden this zinger appeared to be the donald trump astell has been trying to win a third champ each about his own golf course. [laughter] my question to you, sir: can voters trust a presidential candidate who has not won a single trump international golf club trophy, at long last, sir, have you no chip shot? >> well, look, i would be happy to play. i told him this before when he came into the oval when he was -- before he got sworn in. i said, i'll give you three strokes if you can carry your own bag. >> jesse: biden was apparently so forgettable that the dnc chairman jaime harrison posted biden's famous friends on stage, but missed the money shot at the top dog. and if the elite event didn't boost his cool factor, biden and kamala are ripping off "the five." we are the vps favorite tv show. they could never do "fan mail friday" like greg. >> folks, the vice president and i are going to answer some of your questions. the first question is when you and the vice president have lunch together, what do you normally eat? quite frankly, that's

they finished with, and this is classic biden -- stephen colbert put on his aviators. joe biden put on his aviators and sure enough, brock obama, bill clinton put on their aviator glasses, as well. >> by the way, it is the biggest room in the world, is 6000 people, there is nothing like being in that hall. it is always bigger than you remembered it is. >> it is the stage -- i don't think we're going to see another one like this and i think this is something i actually read into julian chavez rodriguez, the biden campaign manager, on the way out. i said how do you top this? >> she said it is all about momentum and this is part of an effort to build momentum into this election fight. >> thank you, mike. that is tonight's last word. the 11th hour with stephanie ruhle starts now. >>> tonight, donald trump's new bid to get his georgia rico case tossed, claiming his 2020 election lies were protected by the first amendment as liz cheney warns that a second trump turn would truck torch the constitution. former democratic presidents formed the united from to keep joe biden in t

the main event is a discussion between three presidents moderated by stephen colbert. there's musical guest performing tonight, including lizzo and queen latifah. it's going to cost you $100,000 to get your picture taken with the three presidents. and then there's a $250,000 entrance fee to a private reception. and then the most exclusive reception after the main event would cost you $500,000. half a million dollars to send back to you. >> well, you know, nate happens $1,000,000. >> that's kind of interesting. you know, i just have a question. you know, if if i'm a police officer and i am covering that event, covering, you know, president biden and knowing that a fellow officer, a fallen officer, is not that far away. and none of those presidents bothered to go to that funeral home, that might bother me. yeah, it certainly would. and it's it's devastating what happened a few days ago. and of seeing former president trump attend the wake of officer taylor today. and then with this happening, you know there been many saying that the optics don't necessarily look great. a

the president as well as former presidents obama and clinton say during that conversation with stephen colbertonight. larry: i should mention we'll play a tape of later. the mayor of new york did pass on the president's condolences to the family. it was very much a secondhand sort of toss-off. nate, thank you very much for that appreciate it. david: we'll go to bryan llenas outside of the funeral home. we'll play the sound bite of mayor of new york city passing on his condolences to the family of jonathan diller. go ahead of roll tape. >> our hearts to out to the family of slain officer. i received a call from the president a few moments ago sending his condolences. i would relay those condolences to the family. david: for more on all of this, let's bring in steve hilton, fox news contributor,ing to you collins, former georgia congressman. thanks for being here. steve, i want you to be here first. this is lot like the border president, both presidents, current and former president had, i believe it was the last day of february where you got a chance to contrast two presidents basically the sam

look, stephen colbert, who i don't believe has apologized yee saying he is the poster child for speck william was having is an affair. but he's far from the last one that was speculating wildly. and i think, howie, this is a lesson in humanity for the media and all those prominent voices online, a lesson in the humanity of those in the spotlight. like her. and jumping to conclusions. howard: real people, real families get real diseases, and their not just icons for us -- they're not just icons for us to project our feelings on. >> correct. and this isn't over for her. i mean, look, we all are talking about it, and then the show ends and and we go on on monday. yet she's going to battle cancer. she's undergoing chemotherapy, and she's the future king and queen, carrying the monarchy on their backs. and king charles, by the way, has cancer as well. howard: i'm sure it would have been better if the family communications people had disclosed this already, but maybe that's not what she wanted while she was undergoing treatment. >> new york times had three sources said that she and she alon

join barack obama and bill clinton for a star-studded fundraiser in new york city today with stephen colbert. pinch me. but the event he is not attending, the wake for fallen nypd officer jonathan diller. that's happening not too far away on long island. >> rachel: shameful. plus, the biden administration still pushing this narrative on the economy. >> making much fun of bidenomics anymore. >> president biden's economic plan is working. >> rachel: but when you look at the numbers, voters aren't having it. >> joey: it is opening day at globe life field. will cain is in ranger's fan heaven. look at him. he is ready for it. >> lawrence: second hour of "fox & friends" starts right now. and, remember, mornings are better with friends. so in just a few hours, president biden will head to new york city for a fundraiser former and presidents barack oa and bill clinton. >> rachel: groups planning something big they want make their voices heard. >> brian: $100,000 for a picture. peter? >> peter: president biden has been making good money this cycle so far. but he hasn't been making obama money or clin

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