first, stephen colbert's man mans the butterball hot line. >> there is steve, how can i help you? >> oh, i hope you can. this is a question about stuffing. if i -- >> okay. do you call it stuffing or dressing? >> i call it stuffing. >> okay. today's video captured a massive fireball the bright flash is believed to be a meteor. in fresno, california, a cat was rescued after they went nine days without food or watt at all t. brave feline was lowered to the ground by a worker reunited when an owner had to be so starveding look at that, he was able tooy a yearly tradition. today president obama will pardon his final thanksgiving turkeys, as the "tonight show" jimmy fallon points out, after eight years the president might be over it. >> today i have the awesome responsibility of granting a pardon to a pair of turkeys. we can't wait to pardon these turkeys with that, i think we will bestow the official pardon. >> the most powerful position in awesome and solemn responsibilities. this is not one of them. >> it is, it is a little puzzling that i do this every year. >> oh, boy, oh, boy. >>

>> stephen colbert manning the butterball help line with only enough time for talking turkey. >>> with emotions still pretty high after a divisive campaign season, this thanksgiving could be a cornucopia of anxiety and tension for many families. dr. jon lapook went in search of a holiday cure. rang school in new york, students are singing about math but you don't have to understand algebra to know about the important equation being taught here. kindness equals tolerance. 13-year-old asha rob is in the fifth grade. >> one of the most important thing is to accept people's differences and know we will never be the same and to be proud of your differences. >> how is that squaring what you've been hearing this past election? >> i feel like many people, they didn't respect each other's different views and different opinions during this election. >> reporter: what do your teachers tell you about communicating with each other? >> you have to be sure that you don't offender t them. you try your best not to offend them but still get your point across. >> if wurn peone person believe thing and yo

first stephen colbert mans the butter ball turkey hotline. >> can i help you? >> i hope you can.n about stuffing -- >> do you call it stuffing or dressing? >> i call it stuffing. >> okay. wrong answer. bye-bye. farm. the vault to man's greatest wonders... selfies, cat videos and winking emojis. speaking of tech wonders, with the geico app you can get roadside assistance, digital id cards... or even file a claim. do that.. yeah, yeah that should work. it's not happening... just try again. uh, i think i found your problem. thanks. hmm... the award-winning geico app. download it today. more "doing chores for dad" per roll more "earning something you love" per roll bounty is more absorbent, so the roll can last 50% longer than the leading ordinary brand. so you get more "life" per roll. bounty, the quicker picker upper >>> in today's quick hits, police dash cam video captured a massive fireball flying over central florida. the bright flash is believed to have been a meteor. there were no reports of any damages. >>> in fresno, california, a cat was rescued after being stranded atop th

market guru steve sedgwick is next and stephen colbert manned the butterball hotline. >> this is steven i help you? >> i hope you can. this is really a question about stuffing, if i -- >> do you call it stuffing or dressing? >> i call it stuffing. >> okay. wrong answer, bye-bye. stuffing. >> okay. ong answer, bye-bye. >>> in today's quick hits, police dashcam video captured a massive fireball flying over central florida. the bright flash is believed to have been a meteor. there were no reports of any damage. >>> a fresno, california, cat was rescued here after being stranded atop a power pole for nine entire days without any food or water at all. the brave feline was lowered to the ground by a power company worker reunited by the worker. look at that, starving and able to enjoy his favorite meal. >> adorable. >> it's a yearly tradition. today president obama will pardon his final thanksgiving turkeys as "the to the show" jimmy fallon points out. after eight years the president might be over it. >> today i have the awesome responsibility of granting a presidential pardon to a pair of tu

. >> stephen colbert manning the butterball help line and talking turkey. >> meat thermometer is saying it's at 188. >> 188? >> yeah. >> get out of there. it's going to blow. >> this week a shopping mall santa was removed from his job in florida after telling a child that hillary clinton is the only person on the naughty list. charles mother is saying, the lap of a stranger but i will not stand for party and politics. announcer: this portion of "cbs this morning" sponsored by toyota. let's go places. ? >>> welcome to "cbs this morning." norah o'donnell is off. josh elliott of our streaming network cbsn is with us. >>> more than and people are crowding into stations like washington's union station right now but most of more than 43 million americans will drive this holiday. we go out to miami on interstate 95. that's one of the nation's busiest highways. okay, david. let's hear it. busiest highways. let's hear it, david. >> reporter: gayle, good morning. moving at 20 miles per hour on i-95 heading south toward miami and, look. it's gridlock any day of the week. but you factor in the busi

. >> stephen colbert manning the butterball help line and talking turkey. >> meat thermometer is saying it's at 188. >> 188? >> yeah. >> get out of there. it's going to blow. >> this week a shopping mall santa was removed from his job in florida after telling a child that hillary clinton is the only person on the naughty list. charles mother is saying, the lap of a stranger but i will not stand for party and politics. announcer: this portion of "cbs this morning" sponsored by toyota. let's go places. ? >>> welcome to "cbs this morning." norah o'donnell is off. josh elliott of our streaming network cbsn is with us. >>> more than 48 million for the thanksgiving holiday. many could run into weather trouble. two major storm systems will deliver everything from snow and ice to thunderstorms. one stretches across the middle of the country. the other in the pacific northwest. >> today as you know is one of the busiest of the year for the airlines. we are tracking conditions at airports across the country. amtrak will carry about 750,000 people and people crowding into stations like washington'

the late show with stephen colbert captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen: elijah, hey man! good to have you on the show finally! >> stephen. it's really great to be here... again. >> stephen: again? you were her before? >> yep. >> stephen: are you sure? >> i mean yeah, there's video to prove it.

stephen colbert is next. have a great night./// news >> stephen: hey, neil! he, man, i've been looking all over for you. i'm so glad you're on the show tonight but what are you doing up here? >> well, you know, the last peace and quiet. >> stephen: yes, this is a great place to get it. >> i just want to commune with the cosmos. that's how i roll. >> stephen: yeah, i get that. listen, you know, you're so much fun to have the show, but i gotta say, the way people are feeling, it might be hard to do a comedy show tonight. >> you know what we do in moments like this in my field? >> stephen: what? >> we invoke the cosmic perspective. >> stephen: what's that? >> that's what earth look likes from high above, not just, like,

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the late show with stephen colbert captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen: elijah, hey man! good to have you on the show finally! >> stephen. it's really great to be here... again. >> stephen: again? you were her before? >> yep. >> stephen: are you sure? >> i mean yeah, there's video to prove it. >> what? you don't remember? it was only a few months ago. >> stephen: mmm-- >> you know, i mean, after the show, you stopped by to tell me how great it was to have me on the show. >> stephen: doesn't sound like me. >> well, i don't think i want to say what that says about a host who can't remember his guests. >> stephen: well, i would like to say, that i say, i would love for you to say what is says, because i think it says something about the guest who >> say it! >> stephen: it says you're uncool. >> this is a vintage sweater. i challenge you to settle this like gentleman! ? ? ? ? ? ? >> stephen: elijah, hey man, great to finally have you on the show. >> i've been on a couple times, stephen. >> stephen: are you sure, man? >> yeah, remember i was on that one time, and then i was on

colbert is up next. >> stephen: hey, neil! he, man, i've been looking all over for you. i'm so glad you're on the show tonight but what are you doing up here? couple of days, i needed some peace and quiet. >> stephen: yes, this is a great place to get it. >> i just want to commune with the cosmos. that's how i roll. >> stephen: yeah, i get that. listen, you know, you're so much fun to have the show, but i gotta say, the way people are feeling, it might be hard to do a comedy show tonight. >> you know what we do in moments like this in my field? >> stephen: what? >> we invoke the cosmic perspective. >> stephen: what's that? >> that's what earth look likes from high above, not just, like,

stephen colbert is next. >> i guess they will talk about the election. i am not sure. >> stephen: hey, neil! he, man i've been looking all over for you. i'm so glad you're on the show tonight but what are you doing up here? >> well, you know, the last couple of days, i needed some peace and quiet. >> stephen: yes, this is a great place to get it. >> i just want to commune with the cosmos. that's how i roll. >> stephen: yeah, i get that. listen, you know, you're so much fun to have the show, but i gotta say, the way people are feeling, it might be hard to do a comedy show tonight. >> you know what we do in moments like this in my field? >> stephen: what? >> we invoke the cosmic perspective. >> stephen: what's that? >> that's what earth look likes from high above, not just, like,

colbert is up next. >> stephen: hey, neil! he, man, i've been looking all over for you. i'm so glad you're on the show tonight but what are you doing up here? couple of days, i needed some peace and quiet. >> stephen: yes, this is a great place to get it. >> i just want to commune with the cosmos. that's how i roll. >> stephen: yeah, i get that. listen, you know, you're so much fun to have the show, but i gotta say, the way people are feeling, it might be hard to do a comedy show tonight. >> you know what we do in moments like this in my field? >> stephen: what? >> we invoke the cosmic perspective. >> stephen: what's that? >> that's what earth look likes from high above, not just, like, space itself, from the universe. and when you do that, all earth's problems dissolve away into the infinitude of the space time continuum. >> stephen: yeah... ( laughter ). >> does that make you feel any better? >> no... ( laughter ) >> why don't we just chuck the telescope? >> stephen: let's do it. ( cheers and applause ) >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, stephen wel

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stephen colbert is up next. >> have a great weekend! i'll be here. you're all invited to come back this weekend. >> good night. captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen: elijah, hey mane show finally! >> stephen. it's really great to be here... again. >> stephen: again? you were her before? >> yep. >> stephen: are you sure? >> i mean yeah, there's video to prove it. >> stephen: i mean, i get a lot of guests coming through here. >> what? you don't remember? it was only a few months ago. >> stephen: mmm-- >> you know, i mean, after the show, you stopped by to tell me how great it was to have me on the show. >> stephen: doesn't sound like me. >> well, i don't think i want to say what that says about a host who can't remember his guests. >> stephen: well, i would like to say, that i say, i would love for you to say what is says, because i think it says

man's pants. it was anything but. new details on the exploding ecigarettes. the first thanksgiving advice from stephen colbert. >> six picks. great few things to tuque about by changing up tradition. for instance, this year, deep fried turkey. you can't talk about politics when you are busy battling the option for your niece coming home from college that way everyone can gapping up on her. >>> be vague. remember, these are your relatives. try not to see them as potential opponents but rather poeshlg kidney donors. rather poeshlg kidney donors. more "doing chores for mom" per roll bounty is more absorbent, so the roll can last 50% longer than the leading ordinary brand. so you get more "life" per roll. bounty, the quicker picker upper i was in shock when my to me the acidity dentiof foods andining what they can do to your teeth. thinning of the teeth and leading to being extremely yellow would probably gross me out! my dentist recommended pronamel. my mouth feels really fresh and clean and i stuck with it. i really like it. it gives me a lot of confidence. pronamel is all about your enamel. advil is not only s

colbert is next... tonight's guests... tiger woods and elijah wood. captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen: elijah, hey man! good to have you on the show finally! >> stephen. it's really great to be here... again. >> stephen: again? you were her before? >> yep. >> stephen: are you sure? >> i mean yeah, there's video to prove it. s >> what? you don't remember? it was only a few months ago. >> stephen: mmm-- >> you know, i mean, after the show, you stopped by to tell me how great it was to have me on the show. >> stephen: doesn't sound like me. >> well, i don't think i want to say what that says about a host who can't remember his guests. >> stephen: well, i would like to say, that i say, i would love for you to say what is says, because i think it says

. >> stephen: when he was eight years old in 1984, this man sang on this stage, and he has been a camera pointed at me for the back at the colbert report, that everything was going to be okay when you thought i was good. ( applause ) i love you, old man. >> i love you. >> stephen: thank you. ( applause ) good night. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org i'm tom o'halleran, and i approve this messsage. paul babeu oversaw a place of horrors as headmaster of a school for at-risk youth. and were subject to sexual abuse. arizona deserves better. arizona's largest newspapers endorse tom o'halleran for congngss. "the republic" says, "elect tom o'halleran. his words match his work." and "the daily star" said, "o'halleran puts the common good above party politics.

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. >> stephen: when he was eight years old in 1984, this man sang on this stage, and he has been a camera pointed at me for the last eleven years, and i knew, back at the colbert report, that everything was going to be okay when you thought i was good. ( applause ) i love you, old man. >> i love you. >> stephen: thank you. ( applause ) good night. captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ? are you ready to have some fun ? feel the love tonight don't you worry 'bout ? where you come from it's gonna be all right

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man. i'm usually just like, "hey, sweetie, how are you doing?" i just have given up on that. >> stephen: it's colbert, you don't pronounce the "t." >> yeah, and it's not steve. it's stephen, right? >> stephen: that's exactly right. thank you for remembering. >> i remember that, i remember. >> stephen: that's very nice of you. >> because you're pretty touchy about that. ( laughter ) >> stephen: was there like-- can you have an "oh, my god moment. i can't believe this is happening. this fun thing that i got to do." >> there are so many. sleepover at buckingham palace. >> stephen: what? >> yeah, what? >> stephen: did you and the queen paint each other's toenails or anything like that? >> no, when they hosted us for the state dinner. when you're the guest country you stay at buckingham palace. i do remember ordering french fries at the palace. they were good. they were some good fries at the palace. >> stephen: do you guys have french fries at the white house? >> yes, we have everything at the white house. do you think -- >> stephen: i didn't know you'd allow them. miss organic vegetables. but you know.