stephen: all right. first up, this is gordon. ( audience reacts ) gordon is so smart that he recently won the "jeopardy"the answer was gordon, and the question was-- who's a good boy? that's right, you are! you're so good! >> all right. oh, boy. i got you, it's okay. it's okay. it's all right. easy, easy. next up, this is scruffs. now, scruffs is actually a gifted psychic but will only tell you good things that are going to happen to you and nothing about your next boyfriend travis. ( laughter and applause ) >> stephen: this is bartleby. ( audience reacts ) bartleby invented the add 30-seconds button on the microwave-- and is now a multibillionaire. okay? adopt her and you'll get a taste of the back end every time someone defrosts a burrito. all right, calm down, fellas. calm down. ( applause ) >> come here. it's okay, it's okay. we're both nervous. it's all right. it's all right. ( audience reacts ) >> this here is ted lassie. ( audience reacts ) >> yeah, yeah. you get it, right? >> stephen: yes. >> she is a rare breed known worldwide as a poover, which is a combination poodle and hoover. so when she d