tulsi makes kash patel look like stephen hawking. >> yeah, current day stephen hawking.tel is brain dead! >> at least they have brains! rfk jr.'s brain got eaten by a worm... in his head! >> michael: guys, hey. why are we fighting over this? they're all unqualified. why does it matter who the least qualified is? >> michael, because the reporter covering that specific hearing gets the right to use a somber-but-serious, pulitzer-contending voice when they say, "in the opinion of this reporter, kash patel is the least qualified nominee in american history." >> no, no, no, no -- "tulsi gabbard is the least qualified nominee in american history." >> you're both wrong. "rfk jr. is the least qualified nominee in american... in american history." >> michael: are you putting in contacts? >> i don't have glasses, but i need to look smart. god, i never touched my eye before. >> michael: i don't think any of you are qualified for this job. jordan, desi, and josh, everyone. [cheers and applause] when we come back, lewis black will try not to drink. we'll be right back! [cheers and ap