stephen: it's crooked? there you go. that's better. who's the guest tonight? >> thandie newton. >> stephen: thandie newton. thandie...et's see, i've got juice newton, sir isaac newton. i got newton, comma, fig. there you go, thandie newton. i'm all set. jim, how are we looking? >> we're still getting the satellite in, just need another 30 seconds. >> stephen: 30 seconds?

to highest 20 percent we haven't seen it since a great depression it's not gone it i'm sorry stephen newton it is not going to turn around overnight it's going to have to be a gradual recovery and it will be i believe there are some on the right saying that you fell as the democrats you don't want to get better because you wanted to be big trouble for the president and over can you believe that i don't believe it and it's just simply not true that you know that's a typical blame somebody else we're you know. every day the one thing i can do larry living in washington i can get out of my our house we live on capitol hill. and i can go down the washington mall as far as i can for a long nice walk and it's no problem self distancing because this is nobody else there right on the whole washington mall today i saw 4 people right i didn't get close to any of that my point is on the way back there's a house and in the window it's got a big banner and i see it every day and it says we're all in this together nobody wants the economy to fail nobody wants more people to die we're all in this to get t

clean the stadium he's just so good at getting those hard to reach places treasury secretary stephen newton the leader of the program and robot annoyed by human existence responded to the confusion over who and what qualifies as a small business certain people on the p.p.p. may have not been clear in understanding the certification so we will give people the benefit of the doubt we're going to put enough a q. out to explain the certification finally and f.a.q. what are the questions like number one do you want to identify as a small business do you say like shake shack have about $6000.00 employees are a publicly traded franchise and with a $15000000.00 net profit and pay your c.e.o. $3800000.00 a year then no you're not a small business you might have low self-esteem but if you're a big business you really are belief in yourself after some serious backlash the l.a. lakers and shake shack pledge to return the money to the government so to 14 other publicly traded companies of which some have c.e.o. pay higher than their multi-million dollar relief packages now what's in the government's pla

stephen: it's crooked? there you go. that's better. who's the guest tonight? >> thandie newton. >> stephen: thandie newton. thandie... let's see, i've got juice newton, sir isaac newton. i got newton, comma, fig. there you go, thandie newton. i'm all set. jim, how are we looking? >> we're still getting the satellite in, just need another 30 seconds. >> stephen: 30 seconds? okay. i'll take a nap. this sort of thing never happened back at the ed sullivan theater. god, i wish i was there again. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, is stephen sleeping or is he awake? and is all existence just a collective hallucination to deceive us about the true nature of reality? plus, stephen welcomes: thandie newton. and ina garten. with a special appearance by john mulaney. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live from his own subconscious, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: whoo! hey, everybody. thank you. thank you so much. please, please have a seat. ladies and gentlemen... ♪ ♪ everybody, in here, out there, all around the world. ♪ ♪ welcome to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbe

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funding which treasury secretary stephen newton said that $175000000000.00 of the $310000000000.00 have already been you know $2200000.00 loans have already been processed and the average size we're looking at a loan is about $71000.00 white house top economic adviser larry kudlow said that a 3rd round might be necessary how much more are we looking at. you know it's when you're looking at funny money they could be as much as they want i mean again this is all artificial and i don't understand why they don't actually make it loans to these businesses at very low interest rates over a very long period of time and that are printing free money and giving it away this to me does not fit any form of logic i've ever seen but of course it's allowing again this the valuation of the we have by buying more free money printing so i think the better solution would be to loan small business money with an extended rate of low interest and extended time period but again they can print as much as they want as we've seen since 2008 i mean the process is a really never shut down we continue to see the cr

april and june to bankroll the federal response to the coronavirus pandemic treasury secretary stephen newton claims that the federal government was expecting a large influx of revenue between april and june from income taxes but with the tax filing date pushed back the feds need to borrow all of this as more states continue to reopen and analysts are hoping to hear recovery get underway joining us to discuss her boobs co-hosts christy i and ben so on this is a boom bust panel chrystia let's start with you 3 trillion dollars borrowed between april and june it means that in a single quarter the government will borrow more than twice as much as it did in all of last year what does this mean for the already struggling economy as a whole. i think you hit the nail on the head right there last year when the course of 12 months they only balled 1.3 trillion and now you are spending 3 trillion only merely 3 quarters and expected to be more 5 in the subsequent quarters so this means what this means in the interim is that right now there's going to be an influx of high value nominal bond auctions all a

stephen: it's crooked? there you go. that's better. who's the guest tonight. >> thandie newtonen: i have juice newton, sir isaac newtons. i have newton, comma, fig. there you go. thandie newton. jim, how is it looking? >> s

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matt hancock will be leading it, together with professorjohn newton, coordinator of the uk coronavirus testing programme, and professor stephenfrom our political correspondent, jess parker, who's at westminster. we will get, finally, one way or the other, details on whether or not the government has reached its self—proclaimed target of 100,000 coronavirus self—proclaimed target of 100,000 coro navi rus tests self—proclaimed target of 100,000 coronavirus tests for april. yes, it was back in early april that matt hancock set that target. he had come under considerable political pressure because some are said to the government was not doing enough on testing and testing figures were lagging rather low. he then declared the government would be aiming for 100,000 tests per day by the end of the month, which was yesterday. the government said they wouldn't be able to provide those figures on the day, there would be a little bit of a lag and we are expecting to hear in the coming moments whether they have reach that target. there has beenin have reach that target. there has been in confident mood music coming from ministers that th