stephens college, you're out. i don't appreciate that you unfairly discriminate. if you wanna see me, get over your fear of men and head on over to mizzou. finally, second amendment, corner pocket. the 8 ball kept getting shot because it looked suspicious. everybody has guns, but not everybody can afford a pool table. ping. ah! i played a chinese kid the other day, held the gun all weird upside down like that. meh, i killed him. good night. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the "daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to the "daily show." thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight, from the new movie "american pastoral," uzo aduba is here. uzo aduba joining us in the studio. of course, there are only 21 days until the election. so you better order that survival kit now if you want free shipping. and right now, many people would say things are not looking good for mr. trump. a new poll shows clinton leading nationally 47 to 38. and amo

football. >> stephen: oh, okay. >> and i rode in college as well. >> stephen: oh, you were-- you were a crew member. people doing it. ( laughter ) and as an actor, i wanted response from a crowd. and i got into a fist fight with the varsity rowing crew. >> stephen: the whole-- the whole crew? >> well, it was 11 versus two, and it's a long story, but there was a lot of hazing going on, if you're in a sport -- >> in crew? >> in crew. if you're in a sport nobody knows then you have to make up rituals to make yourself feel important. ( laughter ) i am really tradition on the east coast of crew. >> stephen: were you first stroke? >> no a starboard midpull man. >> stephen: you're making stuff up. >> i was at the university of washington and they make you shave all your hair off and eyebrows off and put all that hair into a pillow and that goes into a display case of hair pillows. yes. hannibal lecter got his start pe university of washington. cornered by the crew team. i was a freshman at the time. and, yeah, it wasn't fun time to be slapped around by -- >> so you w

stephen: what sports did you play? >> well, we don't have all night, do we? ( laughter ) no, i played a lot of sports badly. i played some bad college football. >> stephen: oh, okay. >> and i rode in college as were a crew member. >> but as you know, no one watches crew, other than the people doing it. ( laughter ) and as an actor, i wanted response from a crowd. and i got into a fist fight with the varsity rowing crew. >> stephen: the whole-- the whole crew? >> well, it was 11 versus two, and it's a long story, but there was a lot of hazing going on, if you're in a sport -- >> in crew? >> in crew. if you're in a sport nobody knows then you have to make up important. ( laughter ) i am really alienating an entire tradition on the east coast of crew. >> stephen: were you first stroke? >> no a starboard midpull man. >> stephen: you're making stuff up. >> i was at the university of washington and they make you shave all your hair off and eyebrows off and put all that hair into a pillow and that goes into a display case of hair pillows. university of washington. and i didn't push in a chair properly, and this guy and i got cornered by th

. >> stephen: okay, remember, this could get you into the college of your choice. ( laughter ). >> i dropped out of college. >> stephen: "by portraying a wide spectrum of characters in his one-man show, john leguizamo provides a "blank" to the theater's tendency to offer a limited range of roles to the latino actors. "a," corrective? "b," tribute? "c," corollary? "d," stimulous? "e," precursor. "blank" to the theater's tendency? >> um, it-- "d." >> stephen: stimulus? i'm afraid the answer is "a," a corrective. >> i knew the answer, i just wanted you to feel better than me. that's kind of guy i am. >> stephen: john leguizamo, thank you for playing, "do i know john leguizamo?" >> wow, that's impressive, man. john, thank you for being here. "bloodline" is now streaming on netflix. john leguizamo, everybody, we'll be right back with cheri oteri. ? ? ? with 4motion all-wheel drive. soon to be...everywhere. discover card. i'm not a customer, but i'm calling about that credit scorecard. o dog)give it. sure! it's free for everyone. oh! well that's nice! and checking your score won't hurt you

>> yes, i was a philosophy major in college. >> stephen: so was i for two years anthen i decided to do something useful. ( laughter ) at the end of my freshman 2016, test was only one question. is it better to know or not to know. and there was no test all year. just that one. is it better to know or not to know and support your answer with philosophy. >> it's incredibly better to know. >> stephen: tell that to -- is it better to know? >> yes. >> stephen: i do not want to know what's in my hot dog. >> chicken, pork, beef. wonderful combination. >> stephen: what about the the fly eyes and rat tail, the stuff allowed to be in your hot dog. >> well, you can choose better which one to get. i believe there is no virtue in ignorance. >> stephen: you have a special come um ins everything, election special." >> yeah, the "adam ruins everythingelecti special." >> stephen: and you have been traveling around the united states. >> yeah, we went on this tour bus, a bus with my face on it we drove this is us driving through the white sands desert which is a post-apocalyptic feeling to desert in a bu

. >> stephen: yes, but wait a second, we both auditioned for the college improv show. >> stephen: and one of us got in, and it weren't me. me. it was. ( cheers and applause ) >> it was me. >> stephen: i remember-- yeah. so fantastic. payback is a beneficiar bitch, . >> i know. is that why my seat is so low. >> stephen: you were friends with all the cool people. >> the part that you don't know is i was actually in the commit they chose the rest-- not true. not true. >> stephen: oh, the fix was inma >> no, no we'd have been lucky to have you. >> stephen: george newberg and mariety diprima, that whole hip crowd pup know i'm right. >> i do. >> stephen: you know i'm right. >> i do. >> stephen: and then you became one of the first people out of northwestern to be famous do, famous stuff. >> yeah. >> stephen: here at cbs actually. >> that's right. that's what happened to me. >> stephen: you had your first-- what was the name of your-- you did some, like, movie. >> it's a movie of the weekend. this one was called "sin of innocence." >> stephen: what was "sin of innocencof"innocence about? >>

stephen: it's been a long time. cnn and elsewhere. you started in feature films, though, right? >> i did. my very first movie out of college i walked on "the professional." >> stephen: the one with natalie portman. >> so very glamorous as a p.a. i was up on 96th street and a police horse goes riding through the horse, and they go, "morgan, will you take care of what the police horse left out in the road." and i'm out there shoveling the horse and i'm like, "man, this film making is glamorous." >> stephen: any film you make is a step up from that. you have tackled tough subjects -- fast food, prison, migrant farming. but also a documentary about one direction. >> yes. that -- >> this one direction be insulted that they're included in that list? >> i feel like those boys needed, you know, a real expoas a about what was happening with them. >> stephen: how do you think >> they would be very popular. ( laughter ) >> stephen: popular, popular. you've put yourself through some hell doing what you call participatory journalism. >> the lord's work i like to call it. >> stephen: the lord's work. you have ever thought about doing a

deal, espn's college gameday will come to campus and televised live -- televise live from bascom hill on saturday morning starting at 8:00 a.m. rece davis is one of the hosts. 12 sports stephen watson caught up with him earlier this week at camp randall stadium and asked davis about college gameday coming to wisconsin for a second time this season. >> we had a tremendous turnout it if they can. it was a great experience at lambeau and gave us the opportunity to come back on campus, which is where game day is really special. stephanie: dan needles, drew olson, and stephen watson will all be live before the game in madison for a special edition of big 12 sports saturday at 6:30. then stay with us as the badgers take on the buckeyes at 7:00, only here on wisn 12. finally, the admrials begin their season this saturday night on the road in san antonio. at uwm panther arena until october 29. and the team is looking forward to being in their new home venue. it is just across the street from their old place at the bradley center. >> it's wonderful. there is no question. we had some great years there. you come out and there are 5000-6000 people. now we get the same number of joyce: t

. >> stephen: okay, remember, this could get you into the college of your choice. ( ege me.. wow ms,drerllg.heoxun.atrme-do.si.. >>rdisike,ll iidasct aeynimguttd >>o,utdou iedgeu? thew,thew. be) . ♪ ♪ ( applause ) ,,,,,,,, ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) is there hey, everybody! welcome back. welcome back. it is 12:27 on our live show here from the ed sullivan. my next guest is a very funny writer, actor and comedian who now stars in "bajillion dollar propertie$." please welcome paul f. tompkins. ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> stephen: good to see you. >> get myself -- >> thank you for being here. first question, obviously, is may i rub your velvet jacket? >> but, of course, you may. >> stephen: oh, my god. that is fantastic. last time you were here you were in the very rich sort of black watch plaid. >> that's correct. >> stephen: you looked like a scottish king from the future. >> from the future! >> stephen: a scottish king would wear a kilt. >> i get what you're saying. >> stephen: you have a kingly quality about you. >> of course, i co! >> stephen: are you a good king or a bad thing, paul? >