. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcer: stephie. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: stephie. ♪ >> announcer: stephie. ♪ stephanie: it is, judy gold. blare from facts of life was there. awkward. jacki: i only say one thing about her. she looks exactly the same. she's a slut. look at her, slut. stephanie: her character. >> if i could hear that. >> you're not plugged in? >> now i am. i talked to her afterwards. i mean, i can't, and very nice and can i get a picture with you. i'm like i'm talking to blair. you see these people as a fact of your life now. stephanie: it is a fact. >> it is a fact that i was talking to blair. >> she's an evangelical christian, too. >> yeah, i was wondering. >> yeah, she is. she homeschools her kids. >> her mother was there, and i thought -- and she wouldn't like shake my hand or anything. i was like. stephanie: what do you think the conversation was about talking mom into going to the show? >> she said i looked up on -- you know, my daughter's going to be an actress and i looked it up on line best plays in l.a. and it was -- and then it mentioned the facts of life. i'm like how great is that.

♪ hot brie on with stephy ♪ hot brie on with stephy >> stephanie: activist melissa fitzgerald joins ushanie: if you didn't do that, i would be totally insulted. >> stephanie: just as you sat down, we were looking at the chyron. heaters in san diego has banned -- hooters in san diego has banned mayor bob filner. they don't want his type in there. >> i thought that was their target audience. >> stephanie: isn't that the point of hooters? >> what is the point? >> who orders takeout from hooters? >> they have good wings. >> and fun games. >> stephanie: and no full facial licks or headlocks. that was bob filner's technique. he would lick women on their cheek. >> disgusting. like when you were a kid and someone would do wet willy. >> i'm a cat and you're my kitten. >> all right. >> tongue was considerably less rough than a cat's. >> you don't know. >> i don't want to think about it. >> stephanie: all right. oh, by the way, so we've been subjected to videos of carlos' little girl, riley. 2 years old. >> aww. >> stephanie: every time you come in, you have a new sitcom nephew story because they

. >> stephy. >> stephanie: what's that heavy breathing i hear? sparks. >> yes, yes! >> hal: feels so good to be here for sausage fest 2013. yes, sausage butts available for a limited time only. >> stephanie: would you like one? >> no. >> stephanie: who would like a singed sausage butt. >> i seriously was not making enough saliva. >> you could break the window with one of these. >> stephanie: good morning, hal sparks. >> i think your discussion of it stopped people from producing saliva all over the country. you could hear the sound of mouths drying up. >> stephanie: i apologize to the entire country for my cooking. can we move on? >> hal: no, we cannot. the stars remain. >> stephanie: we opened the show, we were talking about this whole -- bob cesta wrote a piece in the daily banter about how the fringes of the right and left are meeting in terms of greenwald, beck, alex jones saying all of the same -- i was saying this there is a big difference to me between the bush and obama administration. the bush administration fearmongerred and used -- pol