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, you didn't go there. >> steve: that guy went there. >> jimmy: he went there. >> steve: i saw him onthis one's from @kellyohmo. she says "stop saying i'm bringing sexy back. bitch, you are the reason sexy left." [ audience groans ] [ as schwarzenegger ] "mildred, you bring sexy back now. [ laughter ] you left sexy all alone. freezing in a cave somewhere, get over here and bring it with you. oh, forget it. don't even bring it." >> steve: forget it. >> jimmy: "just get in here now! [ laughter ] polish it! polish something in here! >> steve: "hasta la vista, it's a baby." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "hasta la vista, it's a baby." very cute, looks like me." >> steve: very cute. thank you. it looks just like me. >> jimmy: "80 pounds. that's a great baby. is it time? i got to arm wrestle the baby now. [ laughter ] sit on daddy's breast. there you go. get over here. beautiful baby, speedo looking diapers. [ laughter ] they look very nice on you." >> steve: "oil him up! oil up the baby." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "give him his protein bottle and put him back in the crib." >>
, you didn't go there. >> steve: that guy went there. >> jimmy: he went there. >> steve: i saw him onthis one's from @kellyohmo. she says "stop saying i'm bringing sexy back. bitch, you are the reason sexy left." [ audience groans ] [ as schwarzenegger ] "mildred, you bring sexy back now. [ laughter ] you left sexy all alone. freezing in a cave somewhere, get over here and bring it with you. oh, forget it. don't even bring it." >> steve: forget it....
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: i'm your host, steve higgins. a one word -- one word -- one word clue only to your partner to get that password. >> jimmy: come again? >> steve: one word only. >> jimmy: okay. >> steve: not two words. not three words. one word. >> jimmy: oh, gotcha, gotcha. >> steve: scoring starts at six. take a point away each time the clue passes. five seconds each time and remember, no part or form of the password can be used. so don't cheat, jimmy. if a clue is illegal as determined by our judges, you will hear this -- [ buzzer ] and you will forfeit the turn. the team with the most points after six wins. any questions? >> jimmy: well -- >> steve: okay, great. >> jimmy: i was just wondering -- >> steve: first clue goes to tina and jimmy -- >> announcer: the password is -- >> steve: tina, we're gonna start with you. >> okay. cocoon. >> caterpillar. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: nice! >> jimmy: what do you mean, "cocoon, caterpillar?" >> steve: well, that's -- there you go. take that, mittens. >> jimmy: mittens, get ready,
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: i'm your host, steve higgins. a one word -- one word -- one word clue only to your partner to get that password. >> jimmy: come again? >> steve: one word only. >> jimmy: okay. >> steve: not two words. not three words. one word. >> jimmy: oh, gotcha, gotcha. >> steve: scoring starts at six. take a point away each time the clue passes. five seconds each time and remember, no part or form of the password can be used....
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. >> steve: oh. it. [ light laughter ] >> pro -- you made your mom a construction paper card with elbow macaroni and glitter. con -- you're 32 years old. [ laughter ] "rick gave me the same one. rick -- there he is -- rick!" >> steve: "rick just drove by on his moped." "rick tp'ed our house, mom." >> jimmy: rick tp'ed their house? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: "i was gonna pick up a couple -- couple growlers. bring 'em back and put 'em in the fridge." [ laughter ] >> steve: "you want some of this party ball? coors party ball?" >> jimmy: do they make party balls anymore? >> steve: i don't know if they do, but rick would have one. [ laughter ] rick would know. >> jimmy: no, i think rick has those growler, you know? >> steve: what are the growlers? >> jimmy: they're refillable glass bottles you bring to stores and get them filled up with beer. >> steve: oh. like off brand sodas or beer? >> jimmy: off -- yeah, no, the generic beer. >> steve: like diet -- oh. >> jimmy: like the -- microbrewery, yeah. "just pi
. >> steve: oh. it. [ light laughter ] >> pro -- you made your mom a construction paper card with elbow macaroni and glitter. con -- you're 32 years old. [ laughter ] "rick gave me the same one. rick -- there he is -- rick!" >> steve: "rick just drove by on his moped." "rick tp'ed our house, mom." >> jimmy: rick tp'ed their house? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: "i was gonna pick up a couple -- couple growlers. bring 'em back and...
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>> steve: "what?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: "reboot?" >> jimmy: i can't -- [ laughter ] "all right.shing in four, three, two -- later." check this out. larry king is releasing a memoir next week about his career in television. it's actually the first time larry's been published since he wrote the forward to the old testament. [ laughter ] he has a new book. it was awkward when i tried to get a signed copy. first, i had to tell him my name twice, then i had to tell him his name twice. i'm like, "it's larry king." "dear, jimmy, love apple top." "see, that doesn't make any sense. [ laughter ] forget it. forget it." and, finally, white sox catcher a.j. pierzynski couldn't catch a foul ball last night and it almost hit george w. bush. pierzynski apologized, but bush was like, "no sweat. i dropped the ball for eight years. don't worry about it." [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, you guys, "thank you notes" is a book. that's right! [ cheers and applause ] it just came out yesterday. it is just
>> steve: "what?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: "reboot?" >> jimmy: i can't -- [ laughter ] "all right.shing in four, three, two -- later." check this out. larry king is releasing a memoir next week about his career in television. it's actually the first time larry's been published since he wrote the forward to the old testament. [ laughter ] he has a new book. it was awkward when i tried to get a signed copy. first, i had to tell him my name...
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come on. >> steve: come on!e ] ♪ >> jimmy: you want a -- [ imitates "tah dah" chime ] yeah. >> steve: no, huh uh. [ sad tuba ] >> jimmy: all right. [ light laughter ] i hate these stupid security things. happy birthday to facebook ceo mark zuckerberg, turned 27 this weekend. i don't know about his party. it was fun to reconnect with old friends, but then everyone's parents showed up and made it weird. it was like -- [ laughter ] "facebook is for me, mom." and finally, a new survey found that 3% of american adults have sex once a day. while 97% of americans hate 3% of americans. [ laughter ] ladies and gentleman, we have a great show. give it up for the roots, right there! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a big show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] big show tonight. a very, very, very funny dude, howie mandel is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] he's always funny. also, he's a grammy-winning performer. now, he's on the monster hit, "the voice." cee lo green is here! [ cheers and applause ] talented
come on. >> steve: come on!e ] ♪ >> jimmy: you want a -- [ imitates "tah dah" chime ] yeah. >> steve: no, huh uh. [ sad tuba ] >> jimmy: all right. [ light laughter ] i hate these stupid security things. happy birthday to facebook ceo mark zuckerberg, turned 27 this weekend. i don't know about his party. it was fun to reconnect with old friends, but then everyone's parents showed up and made it weird. it was like -- [ laughter ] "facebook is for me,...
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. >> steve: come on!ou got two. >> jimmy: yeah, i only need like two or three dudes out there to like it, and i'm happy. thank you, guys, for liking it. this is pretty amazing. scientists in germany have created a new robot that can catch two balls at once. it's called the seacrest 9,000. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hey, what did he do wrong? he didn't do nothing wrong. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: what? he did nothing wrong. >> steve: nothing. >> jimmy: he's a good friend of mine. >> steve: he's a very popular individual. >> jimmy: he's a good guy. he's going to be mad at that one, though. [ laughter ] sorry, ryan. and finally, i just heard that mcdonald's is replacing its cashiers in europe with touch-screen tvs to let customers pay faster. that's good, because when i go to mcdonald's, my first thought is, how about i touch something that everyone here has been touching. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight, everybody! give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
. >> steve: come on!ou got two. >> jimmy: yeah, i only need like two or three dudes out there to like it, and i'm happy. thank you, guys, for liking it. this is pretty amazing. scientists in germany have created a new robot that can catch two balls at once. it's called the seacrest 9,000. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hey, what did he do wrong? he didn't do nothing wrong. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: what? he did nothing wrong. >> steve: nothing. >>...
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he did nothing wrong. >> steve: nothing. >> jimmy: he's a good friend of mine. >> steve: he's a veryopular individual. >> jimmy: he's a good guy. he's going to be mad at that one, though. [ laughter ] sorry, ryan. and finally, i just heard that mcdonald's is replacing its cashiers in europe with touch-screen tvs to let customers pay faster. that's good, because when i go to mcdonald's, my first thought is, how about i touch something that everyone here has been touching. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight, everybody! give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's robert randolph sitting in with the roots tonight. robert! hey! hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> hey! >> jimmy: there's my man. here's his latest album, "we walk this road." you can catch robert performing right at brooklyn bowl right here in new york city tomorrow, thursday and friday. thanks so much for coming back here. always good to see you, buddy. >> brooklyn bowl, baby. thanks for having me. ♪ >> whew! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we've got such a great show tonight, but fir
he did nothing wrong. >> steve: nothing. >> jimmy: he's a good friend of mine. >> steve: he's a veryopular individual. >> jimmy: he's a good guy. he's going to be mad at that one, though. [ laughter ] sorry, ryan. and finally, i just heard that mcdonald's is replacing its cashiers in europe with touch-screen tvs to let customers pay faster. that's good, because when i go to mcdonald's, my first thought is, how about i touch something that everyone here has been touching....
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>> steve: salvation army. >> jimmy: salvation army. [ laughter ] garage sales, stuff like that. >> steve sales. >> jimmy: you can find that. it's a good book. it's really fun. everyone loves it. it has a lot of words in it and everything. [ light laughter ] >> steve: people love words. >> jimmy: you guys, today's friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. i check my inbox. return some emails. and of course, send out thank you notes. i was running a bit behind today, so i thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool? do you mind? [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. james, can i get some thank you note music, please? ♪ james -- james -- james, focus up. [ laughter ] james -- focus up. ♪ unbelievable. [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you -- mother's day, for being a great way to tell mom, you gave birth to me. you raised me. everything i am is because of you. now let me buy you some tulips and a quick brunch and we'll call it even. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you -- hard taco shells, for surviving the long jou
>> steve: salvation army. >> jimmy: salvation army. [ laughter ] garage sales, stuff like that. >> steve sales. >> jimmy: you can find that. it's a good book. it's really fun. everyone loves it. it has a lot of words in it and everything. [ light laughter ] >> steve: people love words. >> jimmy: you guys, today's friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. i check my inbox. return some emails. and of course, send out thank you notes. i was...
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>> steve: bravo. >> jimmy: bravo. >> steve: oh, the royal wedding. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, guy who gaveat church, for proving that the spirit of jesus is everywhere and bad ass. [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ] ♪ thank you, decorative throw pillows, for allowing me to drool an a monet. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, robins, for always flashing your red breasts at us every spring. you chirpy sluts. [ laughter ] there you have it! those are my "thank you notes," everybody. we'll be right back with more "late night." come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ sniffs ] ♪ bye! bye! ♪ hi. hey! hey! [ laughter ] ♪ [ female announcer ] walk into a burst of fresh fragrance when you pass by. get motion activated glade sense and spray and release the magic. sc johnson, a family company. is the next featured $5 footlong of the month! with tasty chicken, sweet apples and crunch-tastic celery, it's a bushel full o' flavor, and it's joining our many $5 footlongs! subway. eat fresh. that's why lysol does more with our new stainless look no-touch hand soap system. it fits any decor... and automatical
>> steve: bravo. >> jimmy: bravo. >> steve: oh, the royal wedding. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, guy who gaveat church, for proving that the spirit of jesus is everywhere and bad ass. [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ] ♪ thank you, decorative throw pillows, for allowing me to drool an a monet. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, robins, for always flashing your red breasts at us every spring. you chirpy sluts. [ laughter ] there you have it! those are my "thank you...
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steve byrnes is where his teammate. >> steve: denny hamlin needed a good finish. tough start for the season but how important was it tonight? >> very important to have a smooth race, nothing go wrong or anything like that. a good pit stop late in the race. got beat by the teammate. we're so equal and he was better on the restart and table to get out there -- and he was able to get out there and set the pace. he drove a great race. i thought he'd burn up so we sat back there riding but if he wanted to go, he could pick it up. the cars were dead equal for the most part, we just got beat. >> steve: can you build on this for darlington next week? >> i think so. this is what we need with the fedex race team to get back on track. can't say enough for gibbs to stick with it. >> chris: thank you. for the fourth time, first and second place finish between denny hamlin and kyle busch. they split those so far. denny won the previous two. kyle gets him this time. last fall, kyle said i learned from him. not going to reveal what he did but it was the other way around. look at
steve byrnes is where his teammate. >> steve: denny hamlin needed a good finish. tough start for the season but how important was it tonight? >> very important to have a smooth race, nothing go wrong or anything like that. a good pit stop late in the race. got beat by the teammate. we're so equal and he was better on the restart and table to get out there -- and he was able to get out there and set the pace. he drove a great race. i thought he'd burn up so we sat back there riding...
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. >> steve: oh my god. mama's spaghettios. >> jimmy: mama's spaghettios. >> steve: add sugar. >> jimmy: i love -- [ laughter ] i love spaghettios, man. is that chef boyardee? >> steve: is it? >> jimmy: spaghettios? >> qwestlove: no, that's franco-american. >> jimmy: that's franco-american, man. >> steve: which is odd, 'cause doesn't franco mean france? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: the frano-prussian -- >> jimmy: yeah, spaghettios. >> steve: a french and american company made spaghettios. not an italian. [ laughter ] it's not italio-american. >> jimmy: no, no. it's franco american. >> steve: go ahead with your show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] you okay? i'm on the phone -- i'm on the phone. sorry. [ laughter ] did you hear about this, higgins? 85-year-old hugh hefner and his 25-year-old fiancÉe crystal harris have sent out the invitations for their june 18th wedding. that's right. yeah. she told the guests to wear white, but bring black, just in case. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] just to be
. >> steve: oh my god. mama's spaghettios. >> jimmy: mama's spaghettios. >> steve: add sugar. >> jimmy: i love -- [ laughter ] i love spaghettios, man. is that chef boyardee? >> steve: is it? >> jimmy: spaghettios? >> qwestlove: no, that's franco-american. >> jimmy: that's franco-american, man. >> steve: which is odd, 'cause doesn't franco mean france? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: the frano-prussian -- >> jimmy: yeah,...
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steve, did you witness this?t we were doing, tracking the storm down i-44. the thing was shrouded in rain from our vantage point. as we come up on i-44 around u.s. 71 we started noting significant damage. several semis were on their sides, power lines down everywhere. we had to divert off. off to an exit. and once we got off the exit, we pulled into a truck stop that had heavy damage. i believe it was a flying j. once we pulled in there, we were just going to sit there for a second and we started hearing a hissing sound, noticing there was a propane tank about to level so we got out thereof at that point and went on to another safer spot. >> okay. so, were you in an area -- so, you were driving, traveling. did you hear any sirens? was there any warning? >> there was not much warning. we were at a little different vantage point. as i said, we were in behind the rain curtains and hail was pretty intense at that point. once we got up onto the intersection of u.s. 71, of course, that's when we started seeing all the
steve, did you witness this?t we were doing, tracking the storm down i-44. the thing was shrouded in rain from our vantage point. as we come up on i-44 around u.s. 71 we started noting significant damage. several semis were on their sides, power lines down everywhere. we had to divert off. off to an exit. and once we got off the exit, we pulled into a truck stop that had heavy damage. i believe it was a flying j. once we pulled in there, we were just going to sit there for a second and we...
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thank you, steve.ong ] i see that you've attained the mark of the blood cheer. [ chanting ] [ light laughter ] now, a few things before we start. first, you can only break the pinatas using your karate kicks. you cannot use your hands. you cannot use your body. also, keep in mind, in the event of a tie, the audience will vote based on kicking awesomeness. it's important that your kicks awesome. any questions before we begin? >> nope. >> jimmy: very, very good. looks like you're thinking of a question. >> i -- i lost it. >> jimmy: okay, good. all right. well, you're up now. so go take your places, put on your blindfolds. let's get -- let's get the fiesta ring spinning. you got 20 seconds on the clock. can you see anything? >> absolutely nothing. >> jimmy: all right. ready. >> kick! >> jimmy: kick! ♪ >> jimmy: whoa! ♪ >> jimmy: all right. very good. very good. nice job. nice job. take off your blindfold. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] nice job. you did good. let's take a look that in slow motion,
thank you, steve.ong ] i see that you've attained the mark of the blood cheer. [ chanting ] [ light laughter ] now, a few things before we start. first, you can only break the pinatas using your karate kicks. you cannot use your hands. you cannot use your body. also, keep in mind, in the event of a tie, the audience will vote based on kicking awesomeness. it's important that your kicks awesome. any questions before we begin? >> nope. >> jimmy: very, very good. looks like you're...
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he said it. >> steve: he said it?hoo-hoo," yeah. >> steve: he said, "whoo-hoo, take a look at my curly ding-dong." >> jimmy: yes, that's correct. [ laughter ] >> steve: just checking. just making sure. >> jimmy: god bless him. [ laughter ] that's what he said. >> steve: yeah. that's what he said. that's what he said. you didn't say that. >> jimmy: that's what that person said. that person said that. i overheard -- >> steve: exactly. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you -- smoke detector, for always letting me know when there's a fire or when i'm making toast. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, hat -- for always being only a 90-degree turn away from douchiness. [ laughter and applause ] a fine line. >> steve: is that so? >> jimmy: a fine line. >> steve: fine line. >> jimmy: i'm thankful. ♪ thank you -- people who use every single reflective surface they see as an opportunity to check themselves out. "you are so vain. i bet you think this note is about you." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] don't ya? don't ya? don't ya? ♪ you walked into t
he said it. >> steve: he said it?hoo-hoo," yeah. >> steve: he said, "whoo-hoo, take a look at my curly ding-dong." >> jimmy: yes, that's correct. [ laughter ] >> steve: just checking. just making sure. >> jimmy: god bless him. [ laughter ] that's what he said. >> steve: yeah. that's what he said. that's what he said. you didn't say that. >> jimmy: that's what that person said. that person said that. i overheard -- >> steve: exactly....
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>> steve: that's his name? professor laser face. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah, he's cool man. >> steve: he got a doctorate. >> jimmy: right. he is -- doctor -- dr. laser face. [ laughter ] >> steve: "jersey shore." that's right. >> jimmy: he's so cool man. everyone's talking about this, you guys. there's a company in los angeles that's selling a bottle of water for $2,600. you know what's just as ridiculous? a $2 bottle of water. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, a dairy queen in canada broke a world record this week by creating a ten-ton ice cream dessert, or as we call that in america, a medium. ladies and gentleman we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whoa. fun show tonight. check this out you guys, may 23rd, thank-you note, the book. we have our first book. [ cheers and applause ] it's a dozen -- a dozen dollars. that's all it is, one dozen dollars. get it for grads -- >> steve: and dads. >> jimmy: thank you. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you guys,
>> steve: that's his name? professor laser face. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah, he's cool man. >> steve: he got a doctorate. >> jimmy: right. he is -- doctor -- dr. laser face. [ laughter ] >> steve: "jersey shore." that's right. >> jimmy: he's so cool man. everyone's talking about this, you guys. there's a company in los angeles that's selling a bottle of water for $2,600. you know what's just as ridiculous? a $2 bottle of water. [ laughter...
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i know steve is tired of hearing it. hello, steve. >>> never tired of hearing it, sal. >> well, you probably get a lot of people talking about it. >> people always talking about the winds on twitter. that was yesterday. today will not be as bad. sunny and breezy. we can't lose that. in fact i think we're just carrying -- usually march is the wind month, but we're carrying that right into the end of may and into early june. i don't see much of a pattern change. patchy fog, sunny and breezy. tomorrow cloudy and cooler. no doubt about it in the north bay how far south this system goes. around sfo, oakland, vallejo, benicia north somewhere around that line. i'll see how it irons out here. expect a cloudy cooler day tomorrow. the weekend the all important weekend the holiday weekend it will not be very warm. it looks like a little warmer. then another system comes in on sunday for another cool down. doesn't look like it's a rain system but it could be a windy system. again, the pattern's locked in. so everything i mean you're
i know steve is tired of hearing it. hello, steve. >>> never tired of hearing it, sal. >> well, you probably get a lot of people talking about it. >> people always talking about the winds on twitter. that was yesterday. today will not be as bad. sunny and breezy. we can't lose that. in fact i think we're just carrying -- usually march is the wind month, but we're carrying that right into the end of may and into early june. i don't see much of a pattern change. patchy fog,...
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let's go right to steve. steve, this is pretty unusual for this time of year, right? >> the pattern that's stuck has been unusual. we can get rain at the end of may, but this series of systems keeps on marching along. had a couple of reports of lake county, also up towards cazadero as well. some of this rain is beginning to pick up in inintensity -- pick up in intensity, guerneville, --za remember, .15. the rain rates are starting to pick up. the line is stretching from petaluma. look over here at the richmond/san rafael bridge. so from berkeley, richmond, highway 80, out to pinole and right across the bridge you can maybe encounter brief, moderate rain. it's there. we do have clouds and win. we'll update the temperatures in about 10 minutes. here's sal. >>> traffic is moving along on the 880. as you drive to the bridge, you will see traffic waiting for you at the toll plaza. back to the desk. >>> search for a missing danville teen is expected to resume at this hour. jade hernandez joins us from san francisco where park police are meeting right now. >> good morning. t
let's go right to steve. steve, this is pretty unusual for this time of year, right? >> the pattern that's stuck has been unusual. we can get rain at the end of may, but this series of systems keeps on marching along. had a couple of reports of lake county, also up towards cazadero as well. some of this rain is beginning to pick up in inintensity -- pick up in intensity, guerneville, --za remember, .15. the rain rates are starting to pick up. the line is stretching from petaluma. look...
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thank you, steve. time is 6:41. water levels are on the rise in yosemite thanks to this winter's record snowfall. every two seconds enough water spilling over yosemite falls to fill a gasoline tanker truck. other waterfalls in the area are also above capacity. and while it's a popular site to see, park rangers have a warning for tourists. they say the cold water will carry people away at more than 10 miles per hour. people are being warned to keep a safe distance and watch out for slippery rocks. >>> time now 6:42. would you believe there's another claim of sexual assault on a hotel maid in new york city. the latest international businessman being accused. >>> good morning. westbound 24 looks pretty good getting up to the tunnel. more about the morning commute straight ahead. i know you're worried about making your savings last and having enough income when you retire. that's why i'm here -- to help come up with a plan and get you on the right path. i have more than a thousand fidelity experts working with me so tha
thank you, steve. time is 6:41. water levels are on the rise in yosemite thanks to this winter's record snowfall. every two seconds enough water spilling over yosemite falls to fill a gasoline tanker truck. other waterfalls in the area are also above capacity. and while it's a popular site to see, park rangers have a warning for tourists. they say the cold water will carry people away at more than 10 miles per hour. people are being warned to keep a safe distance and watch out for slippery...
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>> steve: zinklestein.ther, you can show up a little later to the graduation." >> jimmy: what's his middle name? it's zeke. >> steve: zebadiah. >> jimmy: zebadiah. zee, zoe, zoe, zee. pro, you graduated with a degree in communications. con, which will come in handy while you communicate with customers in the drive-thru. [ laughter ] "can i take your order? i can't hear you, sir. [ higgins mumbling ] yep -- you want a taco?" [ higgins mumbling ] bacon fries and a taco? i don't know any fast-food place that has those. that's the problem sir. are you sure? [ mumbling ] sir, are you from here? [ mumbling ] oh, my gosh. is this -- is this gary busey?" [ laughter ] ♪ >> "i won an academy award!" >> jimmy: "i'm buddy holly." pro, you were drunk and stoned for four years, but still managed to graduate. [ scattered cheers ] con, i just described half my writing staff. [ laughter ] and finally, pro, you finished magna cum-laude. con, that's what she said. [ cheers and applause ] there you go you guys. that's the pros
>> steve: zinklestein.ther, you can show up a little later to the graduation." >> jimmy: what's his middle name? it's zeke. >> steve: zebadiah. >> jimmy: zebadiah. zee, zoe, zoe, zee. pro, you graduated with a degree in communications. con, which will come in handy while you communicate with customers in the drive-thru. [ laughter ] "can i take your order? i can't hear you, sir. [ higgins mumbling ] yep -- you want a taco?" [ higgins mumbling ] bacon fries...
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let's check in with steve paulson. hi, steve. >> hi, pam. the fog give it credit it's not forming we haven't had any heat but it's solid on the coast. sunny and warmer after yesterday's system has finally moved out. temperatures 60s and some low to mid-70s. more in about five minutes. here's sal. >>> steve, right now westbound 92 traffic is moving well heading to the high-rise with no major problems. no major problems on interstate 880 here in front of the oakland coliseum it looks good. that's the trend all the way up to downtown oakland. 4:31 back to the desk. >>> topping our news this morning the investigation into a police shooting in oakland. two suspects were critically injured in the overnight gunfire. ktvu's tara moriarty joins us now with exclusive video and details of what led up to this shooting. good morning, tara. >> reporter: well, good morning. police are still on the scene here. we are just south of 580 near school street. take a look behind me you can see there is some crime scene tape at the very end of the street there. of
let's check in with steve paulson. hi, steve. >> hi, pam. the fog give it credit it's not forming we haven't had any heat but it's solid on the coast. sunny and warmer after yesterday's system has finally moved out. temperatures 60s and some low to mid-70s. more in about five minutes. here's sal. >>> steve, right now westbound 92 traffic is moving well heading to the high-rise with no major problems. no major problems on interstate 880 here in front of the oakland coliseum it...
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." >> steve: "boniva"? >> jimmy: some of the -- what? >> steve: did you say boniva? >> jimmy: boniva? [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, no. that's sally field's medicine for old people. [ laughter ] i thought you named the last child boniva. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: there might be another baby named boniva. i don't know. i have not met -- i haven't met the whole palin family. boniva. what's that yogurt that keeps you regular? >> steve: dannon, isn't it? isn't it? >> jimmy: which one? >> crowd: activia! >> steve: oh, activia. >> jimmy: yeah, activia. yeah, that's definitely one of the kids is activia, yeah. >> steve: that's one of the kids, is activia. >> jimmy: i don't know about boniva. but definitely, there is an activia. yeah. [ laughter ] hey you guys, some celebrity news. some celebrity news. justin bieber kissed his girlfriend, selena gomez, on live tv last night, at the billboard music awards. [ audience oohs ] or as teenage girls put it, "the world did end this weekend. [ laughter and applause ] biebs! look at me! biebs! biebles! forget it. i like michael buble now. [ l
." >> steve: "boniva"? >> jimmy: some of the -- what? >> steve: did you say boniva? >> jimmy: boniva? [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, no. that's sally field's medicine for old people. [ laughter ] i thought you named the last child boniva. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: there might be another baby named boniva. i don't know. i have not met -- i haven't met the whole palin family. boniva. what's that yogurt that keeps you regular? >> steve: dannon, isn't...
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i want to know what you want and steve goes like this. your honor, we can't hear you. if you wouldn't mind, speaking up. the judge calms him to come before him and steve crawls over everybody's legs and gets before the judge and he takes over the courtroom. he says your honor. we're all here. we're missing work. we have left our children in the care of others. this is a public hearing and we would like to hear so if you wouldn't mind please speak up. everyone starts to cheer. that's right. this is a public hearing. i want to hear. people are clapping and the judge is pounding on the gavel. the judge says all right. all right. there is a lot of interest here. we're going to take 15-minute break and we're going to come back and i'll figure out what to do. 15 minutes later, by the way in the break everybody is coming up to steve and they are like, you know, shaking his hand and begging him to represent them. so, so, so she comes back and puts up on a microphone and for the rest of the day everybody could hear but i went back to that court the next day and steve was gone a
i want to know what you want and steve goes like this. your honor, we can't hear you. if you wouldn't mind, speaking up. the judge calms him to come before him and steve crawls over everybody's legs and gets before the judge and he takes over the courtroom. he says your honor. we're all here. we're missing work. we have left our children in the care of others. this is a public hearing and we would like to hear so if you wouldn't mind please speak up. everyone starts to cheer. that's right. this...
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thank you, steve. well, the experts are now weighing in on whether arnold schwarzenegger's mission that he father add child with a member of his household staff will have an impact on his career. [ indiscernible ] >> the former governor had no comments for photographers who hounded him as he left his santa monica office yesterday afternoon. political analysts say they don't believe the disclosure will hurt schwarzenegger's image as the ambassador of green technology. as for his movie career, the producer of schwarzenegger's next film says shooting will begin as scheduled in august. now, maria shriver has issued a statement after these latest developments and she says "this is a painful and heartbreaking time. as a mother, my concern is for the children ." >>> calls are intensifying for the head of the international monetary fund to resign. 62-year-old dominique strauss- kahn is on suicide watch this morning in a new york city jail. although there is no indication that he will hurt himself, but strauss-
thank you, steve. well, the experts are now weighing in on whether arnold schwarzenegger's mission that he father add child with a member of his household staff will have an impact on his career. [ indiscernible ] >> the former governor had no comments for photographers who hounded him as he left his santa monica office yesterday afternoon. political analysts say they don't believe the disclosure will hurt schwarzenegger's image as the ambassador of green technology. as for his movie...
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meteorologist steve paulson will tell us how gusty the winds are.it or ticket sign. just do remind you you might receive a visit from your chp officer. that is terrible. hate that. put that seat belt on. westbound 80 that traffic looks okay. this mornings drive on northbound 101 that traffic looks good getting into san francisco. here is steve. >>> sal, about 53 miles an hour near the altamont pass. good morning, on this monday breezy to windy sfo gusts 34 miles an hour. point rays about 46. so there are some wind gust there is that are kicking up their heels. our observer ron said gusts to 45 as well. at the surface only sfo is out there with anything over 30. it is a breezy blustery morning for some. 20-25 we will hold on to that later today. a little system spinning right there. watch the convection right there. boom. for this time of year this san extremely active and cool pattern. 40s. upper 40s or right at 50. slightly warmer for a few but not many. northwest santa rosa. west at the napa airport. livermore south, southwest at 10. you can see a
meteorologist steve paulson will tell us how gusty the winds are.it or ticket sign. just do remind you you might receive a visit from your chp officer. that is terrible. hate that. put that seat belt on. westbound 80 that traffic looks okay. this mornings drive on northbound 101 that traffic looks good getting into san francisco. here is steve. >>> sal, about 53 miles an hour near the altamont pass. good morning, on this monday breezy to windy sfo gusts 34 miles an hour. point rays...
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steve paulson is here. how's the weather, steve? >>> pam, dave, good morning. we have patchy fog on the coast. not too much is making a push inland. just a little bit around the bay and temperatures will start to warm up now. low 80s inland. we'll see this westerly breeze turn more northerly later on and the fog will get wiped out. 60s, upper 60s to low 70s around the bay and upper 70s and low 80s inland. here's sal. >>> good morning. westbound interstate 80 traffic is moving along pretty well. but there is a crash little bit farther up west 80 at solano avenue. it's also causing a little slow down eastbound 80. this is in the san pablo richmond area. commute looks good at the bay bridge toll plaza. it's 5:00. let's go back to the desk. >>> we're learning more details this morning about the raid on that compound in pakistan where osama bin laden was killed. it was one of bin laden's personal couriers who unknowingly led the c.i.a. to bin laden's hiding place. u.s. officials say president obama made the decision to launch a surgical attack on the compound with h
steve paulson is here. how's the weather, steve? >>> pam, dave, good morning. we have patchy fog on the coast. not too much is making a push inland. just a little bit around the bay and temperatures will start to warm up now. low 80s inland. we'll see this westerly breeze turn more northerly later on and the fog will get wiped out. 60s, upper 60s to low 70s around the bay and upper 70s and low 80s inland. here's sal. >>> good morning. westbound interstate 80 traffic is moving...
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steve paulson is live. >> now the temperatures 60s and 70s. some of the upper 50s too much of an on shore breeze. we are head into a holiday weekend. we will take a look at that coming up shortly. here is sal. >>> three lanes of southbound 880 in oakland are back up and working after a car hit a man. witnesses called the highway patrol just after 12:30 this morning reporting a man crawling across the roadway near the fruitvale exit when officers arrived on the scene the man was dead. the highway patrol shut down three lanes of 880 while they conducted their investigation. those lanes reopened just after 2:00 this morning. as we take a live look now traffic is moving along now. so right now everything seems to be back to normal. at 4:31 let's go back to the desk. >>> topping our news this morning. overnight news that a four- month-old baby reported missing from her home has been found. there are still a lot of questions though surrounding the mystery. ktvu jade hernandez joins us with what family members are saying about the 24 hour long search
steve paulson is live. >> now the temperatures 60s and 70s. some of the upper 50s too much of an on shore breeze. we are head into a holiday weekend. we will take a look at that coming up shortly. here is sal. >>> three lanes of southbound 880 in oakland are back up and working after a car hit a man. witnesses called the highway patrol just after 12:30 this morning reporting a man crawling across the roadway near the fruitvale exit when officers arrived on the scene the man was...
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wisdom in a short period of time people should understand that steve when steve forbes says that the horse is already out of a day this is the same guy that said the oil prices would go up of forty dollars a barrel as they way headed scored one hundred dollars a barrel and i love the you know steve forbes by the way no one would listen to him if daddy didn't leave him his magazine and he was able to ride that crest on it steve forbes is so late on this and it nased is me that the press to chose it's out there went forward speaks everyone listens now if you think that i have a bone to pick with them christine i do and here's was certainly sound like either gerald forbes magazine this is march thirtieth two thousand and nine last september laura martin this is the headline by the way is called doomsday investing last september laura martin got scooped the dow was spinning down and her boss gerald celebrity who heads the trends research institute convinced her the stock market would soon be the least of her worries. following this lengthy storyline morton crashed at a reporter a one k.
wisdom in a short period of time people should understand that steve when steve forbes says that the horse is already out of a day this is the same guy that said the oil prices would go up of forty dollars a barrel as they way headed scored one hundred dollars a barrel and i love the you know steve forbes by the way no one would listen to him if daddy didn't leave him his magazine and he was able to ride that crest on it steve forbes is so late on this and it nased is me that the press to chose...
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>> yep. >> steve: that's right.okstores everywhere on may 23rd. >> [ in unison ] totally awesome! >> this book's got it all! >> a front cover! >> a back cover! >> [ in unison ] words! >> steve: you'll never be bored again! you can read it, hug it, kiss it, sleep with it, take it for a swim, play it like a rock guitar, sell it, toss it to a friend, catch it from a friend, hide it under a rug, rest it on your foot. it's hours and hours of fun. [ in unison ] >> thank you, jimmy fallon! [ crash ] >> jimmy: did somebody say my name? [ screaming ] >> i'm scared! >> steve: the "thank you notes" book from "late night with jimmy fallon." coming to bookstores may 23rd. preorder now. operator dogs are standing by. rkbag [ dog bark ] [ applause ] we're going to head on into the interview. krystal. . . krystal . . . what lead to your decision to go with the fusion? i just keep on going back to looks; it's a great looking car. how do your co-workers feel about your decision? they were the ones who were against ford. they were lik
>> yep. >> steve: that's right.okstores everywhere on may 23rd. >> [ in unison ] totally awesome! >> this book's got it all! >> a front cover! >> a back cover! >> [ in unison ] words! >> steve: you'll never be bored again! you can read it, hug it, kiss it, sleep with it, take it for a swim, play it like a rock guitar, sell it, toss it to a friend, catch it from a friend, hide it under a rug, rest it on your foot. it's hours and hours of fun. [ in...
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>> yep. >> steve: that's right.okstores everywhere on may 23rd. >> [ in unison ] totally awesome! >> this book's got it all! >> a front cover! >> a back cover! >> [ in unison ] words! >> steve: you'll never be bored again! you can read it, hug it, kiss it, sleep with it, take it for a swim, play it like a rock guitar, sell it, toss it to a friend, catch it from a friend, hide it under a rug, rest it on your foot. it's hours and hours of fun. [ in unison ] >> thank you, jimmy fallon! [ crash ] >> jimmy: did somebody say my name? [ screaming ] >> i'm scared! >> steve: the "thank you notes" book from "late night with jimmy fallon." coming to bookstores may 23rd. y.eorder now. e standing by. [ dog bark ] [ applause ] host: could switching to geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? host: does the buck stop here? sfx: buck's blustery exhale. host: could switching to geico 15% or more on car insurance? host: does it take two to tango? ♪ i'm robin sue joss and my website is big red kitchen. i do believe in stand
>> yep. >> steve: that's right.okstores everywhere on may 23rd. >> [ in unison ] totally awesome! >> this book's got it all! >> a front cover! >> a back cover! >> [ in unison ] words! >> steve: you'll never be bored again! you can read it, hug it, kiss it, sleep with it, take it for a swim, play it like a rock guitar, sell it, toss it to a friend, catch it from a friend, hide it under a rug, rest it on your foot. it's hours and hours of fun. [ in...
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thank you, steve. 6:41 is the time. the am general tour gen tour the second stage started in nevada city instead but still ended in sacramento. now today's leg is scheduled to start at 10:15 this morning in auburn. it will end about 122 miles later in modesto. tomorrow's stage three will start in livermore and end in san jose. >>> time now 6:42. a new plan to deal with potentially dangerous dogs. how a crackdown in one bay area county may include old and some new methods. >>> good morning. northbound 101 a little bit dicey here in san francisco. you can see it's windy. well, not so good for driving. we'll tell you more about the morning commute straight ahead. >>> good morning to you. welcome back. quick look at some top stories we're following right now at 6:45. we're now learning about the sex scandal behind the break up of former governor arnold schwarzenegger and his wife maria shriver. today's l.a. times reports they separated after schwarzenegger admitted he fathered a child with a long time member of their househ
thank you, steve. 6:41 is the time. the am general tour gen tour the second stage started in nevada city instead but still ended in sacramento. now today's leg is scheduled to start at 10:15 this morning in auburn. it will end about 122 miles later in modesto. tomorrow's stage three will start in livermore and end in san jose. >>> time now 6:42. a new plan to deal with potentially dangerous dogs. how a crackdown in one bay area county may include old and some new methods. >>>...
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. >>> steve, right now traffic is moving along nicely on westbound 92. and the morning commute looks good if you are driving on the bay bridge into san francisco. coming up on 5:00 let's go back to dave and pam. >>> we begin with tragedy at san jose state university. three people are dead inside a shooting inside a parking garage. kraig debro is there. >> reporter: we just went up to the fifth floor where this all happened. parking garage 5a on the north garage. this is where the student services center is located. we were up there a second ago. there was a cleaning crew up there making sure to get up all the bodily fluid i guess you could say. campus is tweeting they will have counselors on hand if you need them today. this will be open at 6:00 as per scheduled. >> we do believe it wasn't random at all. it wasn't a drive-by shooting. it wasn't gang related. it was very contained. >> reporter: campus university spokesperson will not say why they believe that but we can address that in a minute. it all started around 8:30 last night. according to witnesse
. >>> steve, right now traffic is moving along nicely on westbound 92. and the morning commute looks good if you are driving on the bay bridge into san francisco. coming up on 5:00 let's go back to dave and pam. >>> we begin with tragedy at san jose state university. three people are dead inside a shooting inside a parking garage. kraig debro is there. >> reporter: we just went up to the fifth floor where this all happened. parking garage 5a on the north garage. this is...
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thank you, steve. well, the voice recorder from a deadly plane crash is recovered from deep in the atlantic ocean. why the new discovery overnight may not be enough to find the cause of the air france crash that killed more than 200 people two years ago. >>> and it's getting to be that time of year. the two things you can do now to protect your home from wild fires. >>> good morning. right now on the east shore freeway traffic is okay. but we do have a crash westbound 80. we'll tell you more about that straight ahead. >>> good morning. little bit of patchy fog but it's not going to last too long. and it's mainly on the marin coast, san francisco, san mateo. look for sunshine today. it will turn more northerly which means temperatures low 80s inland. 60s, 7 0z closer to the coast. >>> that's the sound of the army corp of engineers exploding a large section of the mississippi river levee in missouri. it's an attempt to protect the north illinois town from rising flood waters. the break will get up to fou
thank you, steve. well, the voice recorder from a deadly plane crash is recovered from deep in the atlantic ocean. why the new discovery overnight may not be enough to find the cause of the air france crash that killed more than 200 people two years ago. >>> and it's getting to be that time of year. the two things you can do now to protect your home from wild fires. >>> good morning. right now on the east shore freeway traffic is okay. but we do have a crash westbound 80....
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steve was detained for two months. during that time, his friends and teachers who knew him well got together to start a grassroots campaign, calling for his immediate release. they recruited over 7000 supporters on facebook, send letters, and made phone calls to senators dianne feinstein and barbara boxer, and this body, the san francisco board of supervisors, adopted a resolution denouncing his deportation and calling ice to determine -- postponed his deportation. they also urged congress to pass the dream act, which would grant undocumented immigrant children citizenship if they entered the u.s. before age 15 and are attending a two or four-year college, which steve would qualify for. steve dreams of opening a health clinic for low-income san franciscans and -- but was facing deportation back to peru. he was eventually released from arizona and at a greyhound bus back to san francisco. as i have mentioned, steve would have qualified for the dream act, a piece of legislation that would give undocumented students a pat
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thank you, steve. across the country people are celebrating the killing of osama bin laden. [ cheering and applause ] >>> coming up we're going to have a live report from washington d.c. for a time line of how that secret operation was carried out. >>> also a bomb threat at a bay area strip mall. how it ended just hours ago. [ cheering and applause ] >>> look at that. cheers overnight at west point military academy. one of the cadets says curfew is typically 11:30 at night but those cadets stayed awake until early this morning celebrating the news about the death of osama bin laden. u.s. forces as you know killed the al qaeda leader at a raid at a mansion in pakistan. a u.s. spokesperson says bin laden's body has already been buried at sea. it's in accordance with islamic tradition. >>> we are learning more about the intelligence operation that led to the final assault on osama bin laden. ktvu's allison burns is in our washington d.c. newsroom with the latest briefings from the white house and the pent
thank you, steve. across the country people are celebrating the killing of osama bin laden. [ cheering and applause ] >>> coming up we're going to have a live report from washington d.c. for a time line of how that secret operation was carried out. >>> also a bomb threat at a bay area strip mall. how it ended just hours ago. [ cheering and applause ] >>> look at that. cheers overnight at west point military academy. one of the cadets says curfew is typically 11:30 at...
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looks like a beautiful day. >>> thank you, steve. it was set to be the first of its kind law in the nation. why san francisco legislation requiring radiation labels on cell phones is now on hold indefinitely. >>> also the numbers are in. how bay area schools rank on the state's academic performance. >>> good morning, right now 237 traffic looks good. this is a look at 280 traffic here as well. ♪ ♪ free access to chase atm's wherever you are. that's a step forward. chase customers can avoid atm fees with over 16,000 nationwide. take a step forward and chase what matters. >>> today president obama travels to fort campbell, kentucky to meet with some of the navy seals and army pilots that took part on the raid in osama bin laden's compound. alison burns is live until our newsroom with more on the president's trip and new information on how the team tracked the al qaeda leader. >> reporter: good morning, that is right. vice president joe biden will be joining upon for this -- joining president obama for this trip. they will be having mee
looks like a beautiful day. >>> thank you, steve. it was set to be the first of its kind law in the nation. why san francisco legislation requiring radiation labels on cell phones is now on hold indefinitely. >>> also the numbers are in. how bay area schools rank on the state's academic performance. >>> good morning, right now 237 traffic looks good. this is a look at 280 traffic here as well. ♪ ♪ free access to chase atm's wherever you are. that's a step forward....