> steve: sexy.the beard, love it. >> jimmy: with the beard. sexy with a beard. >> steve: me likey some juddy. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's interesting. >> steve: that's what the kids say. right? >> jimmy: yeah, the kids all say that. he's a writer. he's a director. he's a producer. some of the biggest comedy hits in the last ten years. judd apatow is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] talking some comedy. and we got some great music from walk the moon tonight! [ cheers and applause ] oh! it's gonna be fun. we have fun on our show. next week -- we got a big week next week. a lot of exciting stuff going on. my buddy tina fey is coming on the show next week. [ cheers and applause ] christina applegate, joel mchale. james cameron's coming on. he's gonna talk -- >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: talk about going down the -- in the sea, there. it went nuts down there. he took a submarine down there. and went crazy. >> steve: went to down to titanic, too. >> jimmy: yeah. he's totally titanic-ed it up. [ li

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go for it, chris. [ beeps ] >> steve? >> jimmy: steve. yeah, whatever.e are -- >> jimmy: teeth. >> when i'm little -- >> jimmy: baby teeth. >> yes. >> okay. so, you won the big one. you won the -- the whole enchilada. the big cow. the -- >> cow. the sacred cow. >> -- money is. >> the cash cow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay, if you go underwater and it's not scuba, you are -- >> you are snorkeling. >> yes. [ rapid beeps ] >> things when you get really -- get rid of a lot of them. you say they're good business but, like -- >> they're flying off the shelves. >> they're -- yeah, like, it's like a food -- >> they're selling fast. >> like a thing you get at ihop. >> they -- they're flipping over. [ screams ] >> they're not cold, but -- >> they're hot. >> jimmy: oh! [ sad tuba ] [ cheers and applause ] >> she tried. >> jimmy: steve. that whole "chris" thing was to screw them up. >> it worked, it worked. >> jimmy: tina fey, everybody! the live episode of "30 rock" airs thursday, april 26th at 8:30 p.m. john slattery joins us next. come on back. [ cheers

>> steve: pregnesia?> steve: i can't remember. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i can tell this is -- >> steve: i had pregnesia once. >> jimmy: you did? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i can tell it's going to be a intriguing read because it says "intrigue" on the top there. there you go. i wonder if that's carla cassidy's fingerprint. look at that. giant thumb print. hey, this next one, guys -- this next one is an audio book. they're always great for a long drive. it's called, "jitters" by adele park. i wonder what "jitters" is about? oh, here it is. it's about "radio and polygamy collide." [ laughter ] >> steve: radio and polygamy? >> jimmy: yeah, two completely random things combined into one. where else have i seen that? oh, yeah, "pregnesia." [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] let's look at the back, let's see what this is about here. it says here -- it says, "for radio shock jock nancy neptune, life is just one big promotion, but when she is sent to a radio station near a polygamist compound in utah, trouble

>> steve: "nice!"] and scene. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, rick santorum, for dropping out of the republican race and finally admitting that while your sweaters had no arms, your campaign had no legs. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: -- sweater vest. dude brought the sweater vest back. >> steve: it happened. >> jimmy: yeah, he's a good dude. >> steve: single-sleevedly. >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy: thank you, guys who attach their wallets to their pants with a chain, for saying, "i really like the year 1994." [ laughter ] great year. "you wanna go see sublime?" >> steve: "oh, my god, yeah! let's do it." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "let me just -- i just gotta unhook all these hoses, and then i'll be out." >> steve: "jesus jones is playing too. let's go see them. i got my chain in my wallet." >> jimmy: "dude, i got tickets to go see big head todd, but the monsters couldn't make it." >> steve: "are you serious?! it's just big head todd?" >> jimmy: "that's right." >> steve: "oh my god! i got tickets to go

>> steve: oh my gosh!ig fight over the necklace. [ laughter ] [ as adam sandler ] "that's my necklace!" [ as jacqueline harry ] "mm, mary. mm-hmm. that's not your necklace." ♪ thank you, the -- robert guillaume was in "titanic." [ laughter ] >> steve: was he really? >> jimmy: yeah. "benson, have you seen the necklace?" and then, benson goes -- [ as benson ] "i've seen the necklace in --" [ mumbling ] [ laughter ] ♪ >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: "benson --" >> steve: benson was a -- >> jimmy: "can you make me some fried eggs?" [ as benson ] "oh, i'll give you some fried eggs and then --" [ mumbling ] [ laughter ] he would lay the joke in -- you know, he would do that, right? [ laughter ] >> steve: he would always say it and then, like -- >> jimmy: yeah, he'll say -- "benson, can you bring the car around the front?" [ as benson ] "oh, i'll bring the car around the front and --" [ mumbling ] [ laughter ] ♪ this is the only show that has a benson impression. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: right now. this is history, you

he doesn't fly delt. >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: he flies -- >> steve: oh.: he rides the force. he takes the force to and fro. >> steve: exactly. [ laughter ] to and fro. whether he wants to or not. >> jimmy: i mean, he takes it hither. he takes it thither. [ laughter ] >> steve: he's done with it, you know? >> jimmy: just done with it, man. >> steve: he'll take it anon. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, bread bowls, for allowing americans to finish eating food and then, hey, look, more food. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i can eat that? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i'm going to eat everything. >> steve: i don't think the clam chowder has enough calories. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, fire extinguishers behind glass, for basically saying, "let's add some broken shards of glass to this already dangerous situation." [ applause ] that's not smart. i thought of that. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you, facebook timeline, for being a well detailed account of exactly when i got fat. [ laughter ] march 18th -- >> steve: it was after the bre

been on that back iron all night. >> clark: from the start, steve, you are exactly right.d been shooting it so well coming into this game in the tournament. >> jim: releford to shoot 2. >> steve: and because of his misses, deshaun thomas, i am talking about, kansas has been able to keep that defense really in the paint. and they have been able to clog things up. if he could have just gotten one or two to go, it would have changed the game but the foul trouble took him out of things. >> clark: and you miss the corner 3 it usually gives the opposition the opportunity to run with the rebound. >> jim: and there is kansas in front. [cheers and applause] >> jim: the first lead since the opening minute. and scoring now the last 7 points. [crowd yelling] >> jim: they had trailed by 13 on five occasions. and thomas will have a chance to go to the line to regain the lead. as withey is called for that. his second. >> clark: you can see here, thomas just looking to create something and just a slight bump of the body by withey. >> steve: extremely slight. >> clark: very, very slight. a

been on that back iron all night. >> clark: from the start, steve, you are exactly right.d been shooting it so well coming into this game in the tournament. >> jim: releford to shoot 2. >> steve: and because of his misses, deshaun thomas, i am talking about, kansas has been able to keep that defense really in the paint. and they have been able to clog things up. if he could have just gotten one or two to go, it would have changed the game but the foul trouble took him out of things. >> clark: and you miss the corner 3 it usually gives the opposition the opportunity to run with the rebound. >> jim: and there is kansas in front. [cheers and applause] >> jim: the first lead since the opening minute. and scoring now the last 7 points. [crowd yelling] >> jim: they had trailed by 13 on five occasions. and thomas will have a chance to go to the line to regain the lead. as withey is called for that. his second. >> clark: you can see here, thomas just looking to create something and just a slight bump of the body by withey. >> steve: extremely slight. >> clark: very, very slight. a

>> steve: at the howard's johnson? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: yeah. i also stayed at the hotel 69.st reading about this, you guys. starbucks is planning to double the espresso shots in every drink served in the u.k. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: which explains why today, queen elizabeth was like -- [ laughter ] it's a joke that you can tell. it's clean. >> steve: yeah. the kids -- >> jimmy: your kids can tell it. listen to this, you guys. this week, a 95-year-old woman married a 98-year-old man to become the world's oldest newlyweds. yep, they're registered at beds, sponge bath and beyond. [ laughter ] on their wedding night, the sign on their door just said, "this is disturbing." [ laughter ] isn't that -- and finally, i read that kim kardashian is being sued for $5 million for endorsing a diet pill that doesn't work. that's weird. if there's anyone who's perfect to represent not working, it's kim kardashian. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this show is gonna be huge tonight! bruce! [ cheers ] we are closing out bru

steve? >> steve: thanks.s made it their mission to destroy fox news channel, all on the taxpayers' dime? they have tax exempt status. that group's main targets have been revealed and the irs knew about it all along. according to the daily caller, when founder david brock first applied for tax exempt status for media matters, he told the irs his targets were businesses, wealthy americans, and christians. joining us now with more, vince of the daily caller. vince, this is the first time anybody has taken a look at media matters' application to the irs. how did you get it? >> this is the first time it's been publicly exposed and we did what any good journalist did and submitted a open records request and said let's see the documents. we want to see how media matters applied for its tax exempt status, the company that doesn't have to pay taxes in order to do its liberal messaging and is unittial. we thought it was the right time to find out how they applied for it. >> steve: here is a quotation from their origina

steve? >> no kidding.ember this scene from the disaster movie "the day after tomorrow." >> come on! >> of course, that scene is out of a hollywood movie, but when bad things happen in real life, things like earthquakes or tsunamis, many wonder why god would create such disasters. is he really capable of creating evil? he's supposed to be great. >> our next guest says yes, but it's all part of his plan. he is the author of the new book "god forsaken" and he's our guest this morning. good morning to you. >> good morning. >> this seems to be the number one question that people grapple with. they might be a person of faith but ask that question, why would god if he's so good evoke evil on some people. >> right. and when you look at evil and suffering, you have to divide them into two camps. there's moral evil. moral evil is the bad stuff that human beings do. serial killer, the holocaust. and then there's natural suffering. natural suffering we refer to earthquakes or tsunamis or like the scene in the films. e

>> steve: 'til it's done!you could make in the oven while baking the chicken is baked apple. >> or pears. you take granny smith are the best, with the best flavor. core them. you have everything here. core them, stuff them with either cranberries or raisins, put some honey over it or maple syrup. >> steve: and ali said -- >> orange juice and cook it for a half hour at 350. serve it with ice cream or in the morning with yogurt cold. really good. this is fantastic with organic sweet potato and broccoli. >> alisyn: it's all in the book and the proceed goes to something important? >> really important to me, the cancer wellness center opening in australia in june. i've been fundraising for almost ten years for it. all the money goes to the wellness program. >> brian: we'll have more information on our web site. now, does olivia newton john, could you envision us going to australia and attending them? >> yeah, come on. >> brian: why do you live? -- why do -- where do you live? >> i have a spa and we have all organic

yeah. >> steve: make sure you see -- >> jimmy: yeah. -- backing up. >> steve: yeah, yeah. [ truck backingeps ] >> steve: what if it had one of those new, in-dash cameras >> jimmy: or, when you're in england. then, you go this way. >> steve: oh yeah. [ truck backing up beeps ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and finally, this week a man wearing a batman costume was pulled over while driving a lamborghini. though i think the real story here is that a grown man who owns a batman costume can actually afford a lamborghini. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we have a huge show tonight. one of our favorite guests, shaquille o'neal is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] the place with all the bass. he's the greatest. we love that guy. she's one of the hottest rising stars out there. gosh we love her. she's so cute. she's really good and she's in that new movie "mirror, mirror." lily collins is here, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] she's gonna be big. she is big. and we got an amazing performance from andrew bird tonight,

tonight, my guest is steve tyrell. us, aglad you have joined conversation with a jazz singer steve tyrell coming up right now. >> every community has a martin luther king boulevard. it is not just a street or boulevard, but a place where walmart stands to in the with your community to make every day better. >> and by contributions to pbs from viewers like you. thank you. tavis: steve tyrell is a popular singer that is out with his new collection of covers from the great american songbook featuring songs from and james to sam cooke. there is nothing for me but to love you ♪ tonighthe way you look ♪ tavis: sounds so good, steve. it is nice to see you in l.a. for a change. the last time we saw each other, we were at the larry king program. he brought in the young man from "america's cup palin." that i can sing. >> he can. the album we made has sold 100,000. he loved that show, you know that show the studs with that sinatra song. tavis: "married with children." >> right. and he got the idea to start singing sinatra songs a

steve. >> steve: now the might mighty have fallen. john edwards spent three, four, 500 bucks on his hairdos? now he trusts his locks to the folks at super cuts in raleigh-durham, north carolina. check him out. this hair cut just cost him 12.95. you know with a? take a look at the two side by side hair cuts and by the way, good news for mr. edwards, if things don't go his way at trial, haircuts are free in federal prison where he could spend up to a maximum of 30 years if he is found guilty of violating campaign finance laws. >> brian: and in prison, no shampoo girls. >> gretchen: did you know that there is a new book out called "the pig book"? it has something to do with the pork, the waste that some think is happening on capitol hill. so what are the worsingers? here we go. citizens against government waste 2012 listed these. congress still pigging out on earmarks. i believe the house outlawed them in 2010. the senate followed suit in 2011. but a lot of pork is still able to get through. >> brian: you got $255 million to upgrade the

steve, gretchen, brian. >> steve: doug, thank you very much.nes. >> gretchen: the developer of the keystone xl pipeline says he found a new route through nebraska, avoiding the environmentally sensitive sand hills that the white house cited when it rejected the project. keystone's developer says details of the new proposal will be released during public hearings with nebraskans environmental officials. >> steve: terrific. secretary of state hillary clinton weighing in on president obama's open mic moment with russian president. he's seeing more flexibility on muscle defense after he's reelected. clinton disagreeing with republican presidential candidate mitt romney's assertion that russia is america's top, quote, joey political foe. >> i think it's somewhat dated to be looking backwards instead of being realistic about where we agree, where we don't agree, but looking four ways to bridge the disagreements and then to maximize the cooperation. >> steve: romney says the obama administration's policy toward russia has been a total failure, pointin

>> i think it's her handbag. >> steve: what's in the handbag? >> steve, good morning to you.t south korea claims about nuclear ambitions in the north. this is important stuff here. also, no budget deal. big problem for congress and stuart varney explains that. tim tebow saying some things you don't normally hear. we'll tell what you he talked about and how much money is the irs getting to enforce healthcare? why the tax man is healthier than ever. see you in ten minutes carfirmation. only hertz gives you a carfirmation. hey, this is challenger. i'll be waiting for you in stall 5. it confirms your reservation and the location your car is in, the moment you land. it's just another way you'll be traveling at the speed of hertz. bacon?! bacon? bacon! who wants a begginstrip? meee! i'd get it myself but i don't have thumbs! yum, yum, yum, yum, yum... it's bacon!!! mmmmm...i love you. i love bacon. i love you. [ male announcer ] there's no time like beggin' time. that's good morning, veggie style. hmmm. fohalf the calories plus vgie nutrition. could've had a v8. >> gretchen: welcom

steve?f americans looking for work are missing out on jobs because of faulty background check information. that's according to the national consumer law center. it's releasing a report later today that states that new and inexperienced background check companies are causing sloppy handling of the data. oh, great! problems include arrest records showing up for someone with the same name who was never arrested. the group wants the government to let people know what possible employers can see so errors can be fixed before they're not hired. >> perhaps he knew what was coming. you're looking at a cow that's busted out of a slaughterhouse in paterson, new jersey last night. the cow weighs only 750 pounds. you can see it running through the streets, even banging into a cop car. eventually police and animal control officers were able to tranquilize the cow and send it back. >> was that really the cow noise there or was that toba, the cow noise? >> that's definitely the cow noise. that sounds like a

>> steve, thanks. matt, our floor director gets this right every single time when we can't. >> that's true, he does. have a great day, folks. "fox & friends" starts right now. >> good morning, everyone. it's wednesday, april 25th. i'm gretchen carlson. thanks for sharing part of your day with us today. mitt romney, the presumptive nominee promising to save the country from president obama. >> all of you, i have a simple message. hold on a little longer. a better america begins tonight. >> and now, mitt romney getting ready to meet with one of his former opponents. we'll tell you who that is. >> meanwhile, the president taking the competition in stride with a little humor. >> i want to slow down the news and i'm not the only one. >> it's the president. he also reveals what he would like to say to mitt romney. and a basketball shot you have to see to believe so let's see. >> he tint -- "fox & friends" starts right now. >> good morning, everyone. what country was that from, that basketball shot? >> we'll

steve, use your walkie-talkie.nd start competing like the kids will tonight at your big acts event. try to get it through. can we see what we're shooting for? >> kate upton, go first. >> i will. i will. >> oh! off the side. jason, go up! >> kate, do you want to take off your jacket? i'll take off my jacket, come on, we have to loosen up. >> we have to loosen up. >> can you do it? >> all right. do it! >> go. >> here we go. >> just watch. we can't get a ball toss? >> i got this! >> go. oh, my goodness. not in? >> can somebody make it? >> somebody's got to make it. >> what time is your event tonight? >> it's at 4:00 at spin. >> all right. and the kids are going to be there competing? is this going to be all celebrities? >> no, it's just for us. we have to keep it focused, you know, you can go on to the facebook page. >> there you go. right through. it look at that. >> he wasn't invited. >> you're invited. >> all right. and brian, because you got it, you win your own candy bar. >> look at this, it's 10 years that hersh

steve: 2/3 of their outfield out for the foreseeable future. didn't get a chance to play against a right hand personal funny how some guys who have big power, when they get in the game, they don't use the same swing. ken: and there is a solid single. steve: that throw was a little further up the line. they would have had him at the plate. that ball short-hopped a.j. nothing he could do with it. single for sweeney. run batted in. his eighth. second hit of the night. danks got a strong arm but you either get it there on the fly or bounce it on the grass. but that throw, nobody is going to make that play. ken: here is pedroia. 1-4. when you got a strong arm like viciedo, he hit it right on the head. you either got to make sure that you get it all the way there on a line or the one thing you cannot do is short-hop it like he did. rios. he will get it back in. that is out number two. that will bring up the first baseman. adrian gonzales. he is 1-3. a walk and double. a run scored. out of play, left side. 3-7-0 for us. chopper. hopper. that will do i

back upstairs to steve. >> steve: thanks, gretch.gle district. but a teachers union in buffalo is pushing back against that evaluation system by refusing to change it. they're holding up more than $5 million in much needed funding for struggling schools in buffalo. >> brian: kyle olson is the founder of education action group and joins us live from madison, wisconsin. this is an ultimate stand-off. where is this going to fall and what's at stake if they don't get an agreement on evaluations? >> well, there is money at stake, but what is happening is you've got democratic lawmakers, you've got parents, you've got clergy putting pressure on the union, putting pressure on the board to come to some sort of resolution. you've got organizations like parent groups and those sorts of organizations putting pressure because that is what's necessary because it's interesting, because had a lot of people don't realize is the vast majority of teachers around the country don't have a meaningful evaluation process. what does that mean? when you don'