sure. >> steve: strawberries. >> jimmy: strawberries. >> steve: peaches. >> jimmy: forever 21. >> stevet it. >> steve: wherever you've got to go. victoria's secrets. >> jimmy: merry-go-round. >> steve: orange julius. >> jimmy: orange julius. aunt annie's pretzels or whatever her name is. steve: whatever it is. >> jimmy: go there and get the cd. >> steve: hickory farms! >> jimmy: hickory farms, what is the problem? [ cheers and applause ] get a sausage, get the record! >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i don't even want the record. just get me the sausage. >> steve: yeah, just give us sausage. >> jimmy: everyone go buy a sausage this weekend at hickory farms! ♪ i don't know what i'm talking about. hey, we got a big show tonight. he's one of our favorites. i'm going to say his name and this place is just going to explode. >> steve: one, two, three. >> jimmy: chris rock is here! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: people love the guy. he's unbelievable. she is the host of fox's "so you think you can dance," and "the choice," cat deeley is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] also here

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>> steve: 420. >> jimmy: 420, oh, my god. yeah, yeah. >> steve: come on. ♪ >> jimmy: of course.r, as i like to call you, baby spoiler alert. [ laughter ] it basically is, right? >> steve: exactly. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, sunset, for being nature's way of setting the mood. thank you, sunrise, for being nature's way of turning on all the lights at last call and saying, "if it hasn't happened yet, it ain't happening. time to go home, you guys." [ laughter ] "wrap it up." [ applause ] "you don't got to go home, but you got to get the hell out of here." ♪ thank you, people who order a salad with extra ranch dressing, for basically saying, "i didn't want a salad in the first place." [ laughter ] i want a grilled cheese or something. >> steve: yeah, come on. >> jimmy: got to eat healthy. put some more on there, man. >> steve: come on. i'm not a fool. >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ thank you, passive aggressiveness. no, really. thank you. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, guy who gets on the elevator and then stands on the same side as me even though no one else is in here with us. do you not understand the

we are. >> steve: very nice. if anybody wanted to help me with the weather and this fellow whose name is? >> bill edwards. >> steve: bill, you want to help me with the weather? >> absolutely. >> steve: anchors away, it's weather away. let's take a look. >> so on the satellite for the past six hours, we've had some precipitation heading across louisiana into alabama or mississippi? i'm bad. >> steve: mississippi is the one next to the river. that's mississippi. >> mississippi. >> steve: you're in the navy! you should know about large bodies of water! >> i know about the water. it's the land that's sometimes tricky. >> steve: we got another map for you. we'll look at the current temperatures. >> all right. in chicago where the navy sea chanters just performed this year on tour, it's balmy 63. in new york here it's 66. out in phoenix where we'll be tour not guilty 2013, it's 80 degrees. >> steve: arrest human blood machine! very, very nice. round of applause for him doing the weather. that was absolutely great. by t

youtube. >> jimmy: no, "y." >> steve: "y." >> jimmy: "o." >> steve: "o." >> jimmy: "u." >> steve: "u.ghter ] >> jimmy: go to youtube.com friday, june 8th at 8:00 p.m. eastern time. [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna be fun, you guys. comes out next tuesday. we got a great show tonight. he's such a talented actor, great guy from the new movie, "moonrise kingdom." jason schwartzman is here this evening! [ cheers and applause ] he's a talented dude. also here from the hit show, "rizzoli and isles," angie harmon returns to "late night!" [ cheers and applause ] we love angie harmon. and we've got music from the great regina spektor tonight! [ cheers and applause ] beautiful voice, talented. what a whole show. this is just an amazing show. hey guys, i'm just so happy to be here. there are a lot of things i love. i love the roots. i love -- [ cheers and applause ] i love doing this show. i love you guys. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. but you know what i heart the most? >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: a good book. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i know what you're thinking. you're thinking, "

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>> steve: where?g up in the ocean from b.p. oil spill. play that, can you play that? ♪ balls in your mouth balls in your mouth don't swim in the ocean ♪ ♪ you'll get balls in your mouth balls in your mouth ♪ >> jimmy: that's good, dave. thank you. so anyways, "blow your pants off" comes out next tuesday, you guys. check it out. [ cheers and applause ] we got a fun show for you tonight. she's gone from the dance floor to the big screen. from the new movie, "rock of ages," the talented julianne hough is here. [ cheers and applause ] beautiful, talented, she can act, dance. plus, he's a great actor, one of the best dudes around, he has a new movie called "high school." colin hanks is joining us tonight. funny dude. [ cheers and applause ] follow him on twitter. and we have standup from a very funny guy, bob marley will be stopping by. >> steve: not that bob marley? the wailers coming? >> jimmy: no, not that bob marley. no, it's not. >> steve: it's get up standup. >> jimmy: no, he's doing standup. >> stev

>> steve: yeah. it does. steve: yeah, meteorologists everywhere -- >> jimmy: al roker should be all over this. >> steve: yeah, he's all over it. like white on rice. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, okc stands for oklahoma city. con, mia stands for lebron james in the fourth quarter. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: that's not fair. that night. >> steve: yeah, he's a nice fella. >> jimmy: yeah, i think it stands for miami. >> steve: m-i-a-m-i. >> jimmy: yeah. pro, this is what nba players dream about their whole lives. con, besides marrying a kardashian. [ laughter ] but either one. you got to have goals. [ applause ] one of the two. basically all taken now. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: pro, driving the lane and crashing the glass. con, or as lindsay lohan calls that, going to work. [ laughter and applause ] she is fine. she's okay. >> steve: that's joking. >> jimmy: she's okay. it's the other dude's fault. >> steve: yeah. please. >> jimmy: pro, oklahoma city fans will scream their heads off. co

>> steve: no.t so wonderful." >> jimmy: this one's from @bunnyvenom. [ laughter ] >> steve: bunny venom. >> jimmy: he says, "my dad downloaded a song, burned it to a disk, then copied it to a tape to play it in a tape deck in his car." [ laughter and applause ] "that's so easy, dad. you're so easy." "gotta hear my hootie." [ light laughter ] this one's from @johnhenrystuart. he says, "he didn't pull you far enough at mcdonalds and started ordering to the trash can." [ laughter ] "then got mad that they weren't responding." [ laughter and applause ] "i said my cheeseburger!" [ applause ] "your place smells like crap anyway. i don't want anything in here anyway." >> steve: and he sees it on the way out. >> jimmy: "can i help you, sir?" >> steve: yeah. "a cheeseburger and two small fries. you listening to me? you son of a -- i'll come in there and kill you." >> jimmy: this one's from @aheg22. she says, "when dad got his first computer at work, called home and said, 'whenever i try to type my password,

hair. >> steve: no.gle the truth? >> steve: you can't handle it. ♪ >> jimmy: i'm sorry. [ laughter and applause ] [ coughing ] >> steve: i had something in my throat. go ahead. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: do it again. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, alarm clocks, for being like the guy who's like, oh my god, we're going to be late! and thank you, snooze button, for being the guy who's like, "dude, chill your grill, flip that pillow to the cool side and squeeze in a few more zs." [ laughter and applause ] who's that guy? >> steve: who's that guy? ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, kinko's, for sounding less like a copy center and more like a cereal for perverts. [laughter and applause ] ♪ prometheus. last one right here. the last un. [ audience aws ] yeah. >> steve: it's the last one. >> jimmy: i love you guys. each and every one of you. ♪ thank you, people who say i love taking baths, for basically saying, i love relaxing in human dirt soup. [ laughter ] there you go, guys. those are our thank you notes. we'll be right back

steve: the bullpen has been awfully good tonight.ed to wrap it up and make a winner out of humber. hawk: so rivera gordon herrera. ethier, the fourth hitter. first ball pops it up. one pitch one out for de aza. steve: take a power hitter and get him out of the equation with one pitch and now you've got to watch gordon. he's their base stealer if he gets on. hawk: he's got 21 of them. steve: escobar in on the grass and he'll be coming in with a pitch. pauley even with the bag at first and the infield playing about halfway respecting the speed of gordon if he chops one in the infield. hawk: outfield is shallow in center and in left. 94. hawk: there is a strike to even the count at one. hawk: big pitch right here. addison has him. two down! steve: he just flipped it over to first base, and just got gordon. hawk: right at him. one hopper. gordon was really busting it up the line but one out to get and ethier on-deck. hawk: herrera has walked twice gone out to right and struck out. hawk: first pitch strike. hawk: second pitch strike and t

>> steve: for the band, yeah. >> jimmy: budget joke. >> steve: yeah. [ talking over each other ] that layered. >> jimmy: i know. [ laughter ] pro, a lot of the songs are based on personal life experiences. con, which explains the title of track ten, "girl i just can't help walking into glass doors." [ laughter and applause ] truth, true to life. >> steve: true story. true story. >> jimmy: donk. pro, on the album cover, bieber looks like a young james dean. [ scattered cheers ] con, if he were wearing blue glasses, he would look like a young rachel maddow. [ laughter and applause ] similar. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: two legends. >> steve: lean forward. >> jimmy: we love her. pro, during a recent "today" show performance, one of justin's super-fans became overcome with emotions and fainted. con, it was al roker. [ laughter ] he does it all the time. >> steve: you have to do what you do. you know? >> jimmy: can stop rokie. >> steve: roker's got passion. >> jimmy: pro, the song "right here" features drake, who recently made headlines after getting into a bar brawl with chris brown. con, t

hey, steve. >> good morning, brian, gretchen, steve.re on display last night particularly here at the capitol where folks were gathering in anticipation of a barrett win. unfortunately for them, as the results were worded out to them, word passed around to them, they found out that instead was, unfortunately for them, a loss. no incidents reported but at the barrett headquarters earlier in the evening after barrett gave his concession speech, he was actually slapped by a supporter who thought he conceded too early. now, during the speech, before all of that happened, he asked folks to kindly please get out of campaign mode. >> now, we must look to the future and our challenges are real. we are a state that has been deeply divided and it is up to all of us, our side and their side to listen. to listen to each other. and to try to do what's right for everyone in this state. >> likewise, governor walker after thanking his supporters for essentially keeping him in office for the remainder of his term, governor walker asked the folks backing

big. >> steve: oh, yeah.bands. >> jimmy: you got tesla? >> steve: oh, tesla is a fantastic one. how about the nelson brothers? nelson. [ light laughter ] they ahd the wild -- >> jimmy: matt and gunnar nelson. >> steve: oh, matt and gunnar nelson. they had more hits than you can shake a stick at. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what i liked about them is they put on them large boots. they go past there thighs. and they rub against their scrotum. >> steve: yeah, 'cause it was -- [ laughter ] it was like the new romantics. but, only from the mid side down. >> jimmy: fantastic. >> steve: 'cause you got your adaman, you got your -- [ laughter ] you got your. you got your. >> jimmy: tom petty and the heartbreakers. >> steve: you got your traveling wilbury's. >> jimmy: you got joan jett. >> steve: oh my god. from the blackhearts. they're fantastic. >> jimmy: i love the blackhearts. you got the pretenders. they're not pretending to be good 'cause they are good. >> steve: oh, my gosh. you got the specials. you got the clash. y

. >> steve: he's a cool guy. >> jimmy: thank you, ikea on the weekends, or as i like to call you, the husband and wife fighting store. [ laughter ] honey, i don't care if you get the floogin' or the gloogin', i don't care. well then get two blurrs, i don't give a damn. thank you, people who make a wish by throwing coins into the fountain. i hope your wish was for the malls janitor to have plenty of beer money. [ laughter ] i think i might go for an import tonight. >> steve: hold on man, i'm going to go by an orange julius at the food court and spike it with some vodka. >> jimmy: wait, i'm sorry man, i over heard you. i was over here by the fountain. you going to orange julius? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you want to spike it with some "v"? >> steve: yep. some big "v." can i get you one? >> jimmy: i'd love to get one. can you stop by aunt annie pretzels and get one of them pretzels? >> steve: yeah, you know what i can do? >> jimmy: what's up? >> steve: i can get a syringe, some jellied vodka and shove it in the anni

>> steve: what is that? >> jimmy: "swamp people." >> steve: yeah. oh.lio just changed his name to hottio." >> steve: that's -- >> jimmy: that's not true. >> steve: that would be global warming. >> jimmy: this one is from @samuellpaxton. we've have a bunch from samuel l. paxton. >> steve: samuel l. paxton. >> jimmy: yeah, samuel l. paxton. >> steve: what does he have to say? >> jimmy: samuel l. paxton, he says, "it's so hot that i saw my dad standing by the freezer, using ice cubes like they was deodorant. yo pops, i need that shiz for my tang!" [ laughter ] >> steve: okay, first of all, he is having tang. >> jimmy: i don't even know. >> the orange -- the astronaut drink. >> jimmy: that hasn't existed in the last ten years. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: maybe he's an astronaut. >> steve: maybe he's an astronaut. >> jimmy: that's true. well, he is definitely high. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. last one's from @tealpavelski. he says, "it's so hot that the taco bell chihuahua quit and is now working at dairy queen." there you go.

steve?tive in boston on the hit tv show and the show returns for the third season with the pair's friendship getting tested in the aftermath of a shooting. take a look. >> don't have much time. the head of internal affairs is on his way up here to get a statement from you on the shooting. that's it? that's it? that's all you have to say. not i'm sorry that your father is dying? he's your father now? am i sorry that a man who is wanted for 15 murders didn't shoot me -- no, i'm not! >> then why are you here? >> to warn you. if our friendship ever meant anything to you, will you please think before you answer the questions -- >> think before you answer the questions. we are joined right now. i got a bunch of questions and she's got a bunch of answers, actress angie harmon. good morning to you. >> good morning. >> looks like you two are having some problems. >> when you shoot somebody's father, she's going to be upset. >> it happens. how did you shoot her father? >> because he deserved it! >> ok

google it, i don't know. >> steve: who are we to judge? oh yeah.each other ] >> jimmy: you hear about this, guys, there was a big twitter outage in the u.s. today. or as people at work put it well, i guess i better get back to facebook. [ laughter ] yeah, twitter was out most of the day i was terrible. i had to go up to strangers and say, can't decide what to have for lunch, hash tag lol. and finally, a new study found that female goats can recognize their babies even after being separated for over a year. unfortunately, to get the male goats to recognize their babies, they have to go on "maury." [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight, you guys. give it up for roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching, we have a fantastic show tonight. you know her from "friends," you know her from "cougartown," and the "scream" movies, the beautiful courteney cox is here! [ cheers and applause ] oh come on! she's fun too. plus, he's a terrific actor, from the new movie "abraham lincoln: vampire hunter," anthony ma

steve, unrelated. >> steve: thank you very much.te house. is somebody leaking it on purpose to make the president look good? someone joining us right now who voted for president obama in 2008 is columnist for the "new york post," michael goodwin. good morning to you. >> good morning. >> steve: when you read this stuff that the lawmakers are furious about, the kill list and this cyber thing going on with the iranian computers, there are a lot of clues in the "new york times" as to who did the leaking. >> it's one of the great benefits of the "new york times" that their style book requires them to be precise about their sourcing as much as possible. if i could read one thing, this is about the cyber warfare attacks on iran. and the times quotes the president in a meeting with the secretary of -- the c.i.a. and the vice president saying should we shut this thing down, mr. obama asks? according to members of the president's national security team who were in the room. that's a leak. that is an unauthorized or should be an illegal leak o

steve? >> steve: all right. a lot on the line. thank you very much.ng a look at video from san marco, florida. we know a lot of people down in that neck of the woods watching now. the state continues to recover from extreme flooding as tropical depression debby now moves on through. the heavy rains forcing thousands of people out of their houses and even claiming the life of at least one person. she will slowly move away from the united states and may regain tropical storm status as it does later in the week. >> alisyn: now to the rest of your headlines. brand-new documents released in the trayvon martin case show george zimmerman passed a lie detector test the day after martin was shot and killed. the documents also show zimmerman failed to tell martin he was a neighborhood watch captain. detectives say that may have prevented the shooting. zimmerman maybes he shot martin in self-defense and back in court friday trying to get released on pond. >> brian: it's like something out of a horror movie. gunman storm a tv station in syria, leaving seven emplo

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yeah. >> steve: alone.g at her laptop. [ audience aws ] yeah. the woman is thinking, "my puppy is helping me type an e-mail, cute." and the puppy is thinking, "your subject-verb agreement is abysmal." [ laughter ] proper grammar. >> steve: yeah. proper grammar, you've got to learn it. >> jimmy: yeah. here's the last one here. it's a woman talking on the phone while her cat looks on. the woman is thinking, "yes, i have a question about feline neutering." and the cat is thinking, "oh hell no." [ laughter ] that is all the "animal thoughts" we have. stick around we'll be right back with "fifty shades of grey" karaoke. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ dude you don't understand, this is my dad's car. look at the car! my dad's gonna kill me dude... [ male announcer ] the security of a 2012 iihs top safety pick. the volkswagen passat. that's the power of german engineering. right now lease the 2012 passat for $209 a month. visit vwdealer.com today. it was in my sister's neighborhood. i told you it was perfect for you guy

he looks good. >> steve: hey mitt. >> jimmy: that just for men -- >> steve: yeah -- >> jimmy: side burnis facebook page features over 600 photos, con, 500 of them are him at a party making a duck face. [ applause ] people always do that. and finally pro, romney's latest status update is "hopping in the car for a family road trip." con, his dog's latest status update is "no!" [ cheers and applause ] that is "pros and cons." we'll be right back with emma stone. come on back you guys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ dude you don't understand, this is my dad's car. look at the car! my dad's gonna kill me dude... [ male announcer ] the security of a 2012 iihs top safety pick. the volkswagen passat. that's the power of german engineering. right now lease the 2012 passat for $209 a month. [ male announcer ] why not talk to someone who owns an adjustable version of the most highly recommended bed in america? ask me about my tempur advanced ergo. goes up. goes up. ask me what it's like to get a massage anytime you want. goes down. goes down. [ male announcer ] tempur-pedic brand owners are more satisf

>> steve?ching this project for years and i've always thought maybe it was designed by some college engineering students who dropped acid and then came up with an idea for a science project. i mean, this is wild stuff. and you're right, the california department of energy put together a $667 page report about this plant and said yes, it essentially could barbecue birds and the heat generated by this thing could actually create turbulence that could toss airplanes but they said, now ready for this, steve? they said the benefits outweigh the risks. this is green madness. it's everything i talk about in "eco-tyranny." it defies the imagination. >> the other thing is there is a worry apparently with all that heat, it could attract a heat seeking missile. now, before we go any further, brightsource that is building this thing, here's their response. they say we've gone to great lengths to identify all potential risks and to eliminate those risks. now, let's talk a little bit about the amount of mone