steve? >>steve: here's a look back at the week that was on "fox & friends." >>gretchen: nikki fitness is here with a workout you can do at your desk. kwoeup -- anna kooiman modeled this year. >>steve: i took my top off. i've been topless for the last few days. >>brian: we're putting on our shocked faces. >>steve: thank you. >> people say what are you working on? i say i'm working on my booty. >>steve: nicole petallides live at the new york stock exchange where they have free coffee. >> this is no free coffee. >>gretchen: your alarm is going off. only three hours late. is this your alarm to get up in the morning? >>brian: no. >> come here, sandy. >>brian: i do these triceps and take calls on speaker phone. >>gretchen: you probably know her as the spastic catholic schoolgirl. >>brian: national siblings day coming your way. >>steve: we put up the picture of your boys with your mom. >>brian: that is not nice. you're making 36 cents on every dime. >> you're yelling at me, but i understand your pa

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>>steve: no. >>brian: this is going to be his version perhaps of george bush going for social security when his own party left him and he was not able to reform social security and now his own party is leaving him on this. >>steve: you look at the polls. we cited one poll taken before sandy hook. i saw another one after sandy hook. when it comes to where gun control legislation falls in comparison to things you're worried about and concerned with, like jobs and what's going on internationally, i think gun control is at 4%. meanwhile, also out in colorado, there's a democratic congress woman by the name of diana degette. she is the sponsor of the federal bill that would ban big magazines. anything that would hold more than ten bullets. she is pushing that. extraordinarily, she was at a forum recently where it was clear to everybody watching she does not know how guns work. watch this. >> just very briefly, to your last question, what's the efficacy of banning these magazine clips? i will tell you t

>> steve: no kidding.rs shot during the assault on fort hood back in 2009. but on friday, we learned that these heros will not receive the military's purple heart, mainly because it might affect the outcome of the suspected shooter's trial, the defense department says. is that fair? joining us now is fort hood shooting victims sergeant alonzo lunsford. good morning to you. >> good morning. >> steve: that day at fort hood, you were shot how many times? >> seven. >> steve: you were shot seven times. you were serving your country at that time. right? >> i was serving my country proudly at that time, yes. >> steve: and don't they give the purple heart to people who are either injured or killed while serving their country? >> yes. if you sustain an attack from a combatant or a supporter of a enemy force. >> steve: see, that's the part right there. clearly. >> absolutely. >> to me, and to you, major hassan was a terrorist, wasn't he? >> yes, he was. >> steve: when he was shooting, what was he yelling? >> allah a

>> steve: oh!imes" best selling author, andy cohen. >> steve: i know. >> jimmy: and we have some good music tonight from deerhunter! [ cheers and applause ] really cool -- you got to see it. good thing there worked out. hey, guys, it is time to take a look at stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it is time for "pros and cons." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of congress going on spring break. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah. members of the house and senate are currently in the middle of a two-week vacation getting some much needed rest. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of congress on spring break. here we go. pro, congressmen get to take time off, relax and do nothing. con, then they get to go on spring break. [ laughter ] that's a good deal. [ applause ] pro, partying at senor frog's. con, deporting senor frog. that's too bad. that's too bad. you got to h

>>steve: jimmy. >>steve: she was at the big event yesterday.t of people were talking about a possible jeb bush-hillary clinton matchup. >>steve: i thought it was interesting when bill clinton said he heard how so many digital records were kept of the bush years, and he suddenly got a little worried. okay, they didn't keep track of the conversations i had with you, w., during the end of your second term, did you? >>brian: they talked about the hackers. >>steve: what were they talking about? >>brian: all i can tell you is the word is when they make a speech together and they do a lot for a lot of money, bill clinton goes back and defends everything that 43 did and salutes him. so it's kind of nice. >>gretchen: we've got to move on. >>steve: after a long winter, temperatures are starting to finally rise. that's good news for america's farmers. >>gretchen: our own anna kooiman is live at one farm in new jersey where dairy season is officially in full swing. good morning. >> good morning to you. good morning to everybody at home. we're at valley she

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: i'm your host, steve higgins.ord clue to your partner. one word only. if a clue is determined illegal by our judges, you will hear this. [ buzzer ] and you will forfeit your turn. now, the team with the most points after six words wins. any questions? >> well -- >> jimmy: ah -- >> steve: great! the first clue goes to amy and jimmy, and amy, since you are our guest, you will start off. >> the password is -- >> steve: are you ready? >> jimmy: wait, we have to do it tonight. you can't take this much time. that is ridiculous. >> steve: amy, are you ready? one word. >> plumage. [ laughter ] >> down. >> steve: ooh, jimmy? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: bird. >> flock. >> steve: ooh, no! [ laughter ] >> nbc. >> peacock. [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> is nbc not a word? >> steve: i didn't hear a buzz. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> is nbc not a word? it's a lifestyle. [ laughter ] it's a lifestyle. >> the password is -- >> steve: we're going to start with you, allison. remember, one word. no acronyms. >> or initials. >> jimmy: whene

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>>steve: absolutely. of the most famous one percenters, mitt romney, if we go back to the campaign and so many in the mainstream media and the left say can you believe mitt romney only pays about 15%? and here's our president. he pays a little north of that -- 18%. >> here's the president saying i beat mitt romney because he was a rich guy who didn't pay his fair share. now just listen to what i say. don't follow what i do. >>steve: stuart varney appears daily over at the fox business network. check him out exactly three hours and one minute -- >> watch out today. huge drop in the price of gold. over $100 down as of now. >>steve: why? >> nothing happening with north korea. china slowing down and gold, the bottom's falling out of it. >>steve: check it out later today on varney and company. straight ahead, a memorial for a fallen soldier now forced to come down. why? they didn't is a permit. a vet who served with that hero joins us live next. >> you've seen it in the movies. the car plunges into the water.

>> steve: you know what?wth, i would be for more petroleum job, more gas jobs. right now the governor of the state of new york, which we're sitting in now, has on his desk, are you going to okay fracking? >> it's not a bad thing, according to the studies that he has commissioned. yet, because of his political left, he's not going to make that calculation. >> brian: because of his ex-brother-in-law, who convinced him it's not safe. meanwhile, you got governor rendell in pen opinion who is now -- pennsylvania who is retired, saying, i'm telling you, do yourself a favor. reenergize upstate new york, which couldn't be more depressed. it's safe. >> steve: nationally, there are 3 million fewer jobs today than in january of 2008. so while things are getting better, particularly in those 14 metro areas, still we're behind the 8 ball when it comes to total jobs. >> gretchen: if you were watching basketball over the weekend, you saw this horrific injury of kevin ware that brought his teammates to tears. joe theisman kn

steve, gretchen and brian. >> steve: all right.s mail bag. >> steve: more than 30 years after she landed on the cover of sports illustrated swim suit edition. >> brian: christie brinkley is about to do it all over again. >> steve: including the thing with her hair like that? >> gretchen: she still looks like that @p@ñ@p@ñ he >> gretchen: 45 minutes after the top of the hour. more than 30 years after she landed three of these swim suit covers in a row, breasty brinkly will brace the cover of social life next month. >>> chin-ups may be bad for you. new research finds crunches and situps can overload the spine, causing damage to the spinal disks over time, could be an excuse. steve >> steve: here is something you probably have not heard of before. homeowners associations are now foreclosing on people who live there at an alarming rate and if you live in one of those communities, you may have tons of questions about what they can do and when they can foreclose on you if you're a homeowner with an association. fox news legal analyst

>>steve: exactly. if they do it once and we do nothing, they could do it again and we might not do anything as well. the suggestions are nobody is saying we need boots on the ground right now. they're talking about a no-fly zone over or some sort of humanitarian aid to the rebels. >>brian: we were already giving them aid. the no-fly zone would be troublesome because either china or russia bulked up their missile defense to a degree it would be risky to establish it. we could take casualties. the question is: what is the message to north korea? what is the message to iran? if you are the president of the united states and you say don't go over this red line, your audacity to go over it is unbelievable. north korea and iran also we keep giving warnings to. so if we allow syria to go over that and do nothing, it's going to be a field day for iran as well as north korea, among others. let's listen on the sunday shows how everyone is weighing in on the impact, including israel, who says if i find chemical w

steve? >>steve: good alibi.t 8.4% above the national average. now governor cuomo is under fire for stalling on his decision to move forward with fracking, something that could help the state's economy. is he really trying to play politics with the green lobbyists? let's talk to myron ebe hr*e, director of global warming policy at the competitive enterprise institute. good morning to you. it's interesting. for the last three years, cuomo said his decision would be guided by science and not politics. and yet it looks like he's playing politics, doesn't it? >> it sure does. he's creeped up to making a decision, gotten close to it several times over the last three years. every time he's been pulled back, i believe, by political pressure from the environmental movement and really the democratic establishment in new york state. >>steve: he regards it as a lose-lose situation, doesn't he? >> he's got a problem. upstate new york is the republican part of the state. it's a democratic state. but if you start making the re

>> steve: one word. >> jimmy: you can do what this is too. >> huh? >> steve: song?march. [ howls ] werewolf. [ howls ] coyote. [ howls ] wolf. [ howls ] [ howls ] >> jimmy: it's four words. four words. >> steve: it's a movie! >> jimmy: no, it's not. >> steppenwolf! >> jimmy: it's not. you can't say the name of the group. >> steve: magic carpet ride! >> jimmy: no. [ howls ] >> steve: american werewolves of london! clap for the wolfman! doggystyle! >> jimmy: no, you got the wrong -- [ talking over each other ] [ buzzer ] [ sad tuba ] >> okay. the song "born to be wild" by steppenwolf. >> steve: oh, okay. >> jimmy: i don't think you need to know the -- you don't have to guess the artist. >> we don't play this in the ghetto! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, look, i don't know. >> i'll give you a bye on that one. i'll give you a bye on that one. >> steve: "born to be wild" by >> jimmy: steppenwolf! all right. what are we thinking, audience? >> audience member: five! >> jimmy: everyone just yelled five. i know. that was crazy. okay. >> jimmy: mm -- okay. >>

steve, gretchen and brian. >> steve: thank you very much. former mayor of new york city, rudy guiliani. good morning to you. >> good morning. >> steve: the big headline this morning is apparently after the explosion in boston, a fellow who runs a fireworks super store called phantom fireworks started looking through his records and discovered tamerlan apparently was at that location in new hampshire, bought a great big supply of it, enough to build one of the pressure cooker bombs. it's the same place where the times square bomber, same company, but that one was in matamoros, pennsylvania, where he bought the stuff for the pressure cooker bomb. what do you think about fireworks? >> i think the situation is getting more and more difficult. the fact is this looks like a guy that should have been on a watch list. >> steve: he kind of was. >> but he really wasn't. if he was on the watch list, nobody was watching. >> steve: that's right. >> we have to -- nobody wants to criticize anyone. i was in law enforcement, i don't want to criticize anyone

>> steve: right.han going to the cancer clinic that you've been going to, they won't be able to provide the service anymore. so you'll have to go to a hospital and get your treatment. but the thing about the sequester that bothers me regarding this is the fact that the republicans and the congress said mr. president, we're going to give you the authorization so you can move money around and so that you can actually fix this problem. he said, i don't want to do that. >> this is a critical, critical issue. congress needs to return. the president needs to take command of this issue. sebelius and turner who run medicare, need to step in and say, this is the injustice of america today that millions of americans who are 65 and older and have other health conditions are going to be affected in terms of getting their chemotherapy. let me tell you something as we go out here, steve, and i need to share this with the audience. my life was saved 30 years ago by chemotherapy. >> steve: sure. >> chemotherapy is ex

steve?do. some get cranky, i wanted with the daily grinned. what if there was a simple trick to make you happy every day of the week? will bowen is a pastor and the author of a new book called "happy this year." he joins us live today. good morning to you. >> good morning. >> steve: you know, it seems like there are a lot of unhappy people out there and if they just knew how to unlock the secret to happiness, and it's not really a secret, they'd be happy all the time. >> i agree. i don't believe there are unhappy people. -- >> steve: there are a lot of them. >> right. but we're all happy to some extent f a one to 10, i would think most people fall in 1 president obama 10. the thing that i found is happy people believe they're happy people. the best vitamin to be happy is b 1. you have to believe you're happy and that's one of the greatest contributors. >> steve: there are so many complainers and unhappy people out there, they've got to realize, wait a minute. i don't have to be like this. fo

>>steve: once a week.hat you would like to do with your house bill 3014 would be to have kids have the opportunity to say it once a day, plus flags for classroom, which i thought all classrooms had flags any way. >> most of them do, but there are some schools -- most schools do pledge. but there are some schools that do not do pledges. there are some schools that have no flags whatsoever. the flags are actually free with organizations around, the v.f.w., d.a.r., so on, so forth. it's not a cost. we have one particular school down in southern oregon that refuses to fly an american flag on their flagpole. >>steve: a public school that refuses to fly an american flag? >> that is correct. it's a public charter school located in southern oregon. i've spoken with the principal or the administrator of that school, and he still to this day has not flown that american flag that they possess. they have no possession, will not fly that flag. >>steve: i bet they don't say the pledge either, do they? >> my grandsons go

steve? >>steve: thanks, brian. this morning doctors are working to treat more than 144 people injured in yesterday's bombing. most of them hit with shrapnel, ball bearings, b-b's. today investigators need to figure out what kind of bomb could have caused that explosion. we have a former commanding officer in the nypd bomb squad. he joins us live. good morning toufplt >> good -- good morning to you. >>steve: we're going to put up some of the videos we have. tell us what you can by looking at pictures of the explosion. we've got a number of them. here is right at the finish line. >> of course a person -- the first thing you see is the color of smoke, the plume of smoke, the direction it is going. all you can tell from that is something exploded. initially there were reports of a propane gas tank to accidental. when the second one went off, maybe figured out maybe this wasn't an accident. >>steve: the smoke is white. what does that mean? >> anybody in the explosives field will be able to tell you that certain explosiv

you love him. >> steve: love him. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: love his great fisherman hat, everything.eah. yeah, he's got that hat and everything. i love the show. he said, "winter is coming." [ laughter ] that makes me kind of watch "game of thrones," yeah. here's another quote from mr. martin. he said, "followed by spring, and then fall -- no, wait. summer, then fall. someone hasn't had his morning coffee yet." [ laughter ] a little grumpy in the morning, yeah. >> steve: he is grumpy in the morning. >> jimmy: this next quote is from gandhi. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: famous indian peacekeeper. he said, "small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history." here's another quote from gandhi. he said, "i hope someone wrote that down 'cause i totally forgot what i just said." [ laughter ] "i mean, i was just random spit-balling. i was just spit-balling. i don't know --" [ applause ] >> steve: i don't know. >> jimmy: "anyone get that? anyone have their iphone out?" no, this -- he was talking to siri the whole time. >> steve: yeah,

steve? >> steve: thank you, brian.test in the world of real estate. today we're taking a number of your e-mails and he joins us live. good morning to you, bob. >> good morning, steve. >> steve: okay. tony and kristy e mailed us, we are upside down with our home. wells fargo holds the paper. we were told if we default, it may actually help us refinance. is that true? >> if that's true, that's great. >> obviously it's very difficult to get refinancing if you're upside down because essentially, let's say you're upsaid down $100,000. unless you qualify, for example, for a harp 2, which has to be a fannie fannie or freddie mac lone, you won't be able to refinance because you have to come up with the difference between what is owed and what the present value is. a lot of people say hey, i'd like to refinance. but practically speaking, it's very, very difficult to refinance your homes in these days when it's upside down. >> steve: that makes perfect sense. all right. lesley e mailed us and asks, if i default on a lease becaus

>>steve: great. meanwhile they are america's toughest and bravest, the special ops. but this morning 700 of them say the country no longer leaves no man behind, and they want to know why. demanding the white house end the coverup on benghazi. >>brian: and it was on a -- it was a big night for big country las vegas. ♪ >>brian: she drove on the stage like gretchen carlson drives right to our stage. the winners, losers and performances from the academy of country music awards because "fox & friends" starts now. ♪ raindrops keep falling on my head ♪ ♪ just like the guy whose feet ♪ ♪ are too big ♪ for his bed >> we have to get through some awful april showers to have our magnificent may flowers. that is why it is important to have an unflippable, unflappable, unleakable umbrella. that is what these claim to be, the best umbrellas in the world. i'll be stepping into a wind tunnel and putting them to the test at 60 miles an hour. if i look wind-blown it is because i tried it once. >>brian: if you were in t

gretchen, brian and steve? >>steve: thank you very much. and law enforcement's best friend. >>gretchen: coming up on "fox & friends," surveillance cameras key to catching the boston bombing suspects but critics still say america is succombing to big brother. before you decide wait till you hear from new york city commissioner ray kelly known for his high-tech eye over the city. ♪ [ male announcer ] a car that can actually see like a human, using stereoscopic cameras. ♪ and even stoitself if it h to. ♪ the technology may be hard to imagine. but why you would want it... is not. the 2014 e-class. it doesn't just see the future. it is the future. can you start the day the way you want? can orencia (abatacept) help? [ woman ] i wanted to get up when i was ready, not my joints. [ female announcer ] could your "i want" become "i can"? talk to your rheumatolost. orencia reduces many ra symptoms like pain, morning stiffness and the progression of joint damage. it's helped new ra patients and those not helped enough by other treatments. do not take o

he's like, guilty or something. >> steve: guilty. >> jimmy: he's guilty. >> steve: he did something.something wrong. >> jimmy: i don't know what he's doing. >> steve: yes -- oh. ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, nra, for sponsoring a nascar race i texas, and for giving new meaning to the phrase "i call shotgun." [ laughter ] no, i mean -- >> steve: you might want to fix that. >> jimmy: i call glock. [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, the papal conclave, for sounding less like how the pope gets chosen and more like the secret room where the pope eats cheetos and plays call of duty all day. [ with italian accent ] i'm going to down to the pope-a conclave. >> steve: i'm gonna go play-a ps3. play-a call of duty. >> jimmy: is that how his voice sounds? >> steve: that's how he sounds. >> jimmy: are you sure? [ with italian accent ] >> steve: call of-a duty. [ light laughter ] hey, i'm going to play-a the game on the computer console. >> jimmy: hey -- keep it down -- >> steve: hey, i'm-a the pope! you no tell-a me what to do! pope-a! that's how he talks because he's argentinean, right?

>> steve: yeah!ghter ] >> jimmy: and we've known him for 20 years. he should be on bbc america. it's good representing. but he's just kicking butt. i love the guy. i'm so happy for him. also -- oh, my gosh, we have great music. speaking of joining itunes, i'd check these guys out. little green cars on tonight! [ cheers and applause ] new record out on itunes! they're just -- [ applause ] are they from england? >> steve: yeah, i think so. >> jimmy: are they from england? >> audience member: ireland! >> steve: ireland. >> jimmy: oh, sorry, ireland. [ laughter ] sorry, that's a mistake -- that's a mistake you don't want to -- that's a mistake you don't want to make, yeah. [ laughter ] [ with irish accent ] i'm ju sitting right -- >> steve: they're from ireland. >> jimmy: sorry, brother. sorry, sorry. [ laughter ] okay. calm down, brother. >> steve: they stole my shillelagh! >> jimmy: so, i apologize. it's all good. all good. >> steve: whoo! >> jimmy: hey, guys, it is time to take a look at stories makin

steve, gretchen, brian? >> steve: all right. thank you very much. new york city, people on edge as well ever since the bombing in boston. yesterday there were 94 reports of suspicious packages here in new york city reported and investigated by the cops. the day before, 77. because here in new york, they run ads where they say, if you see something, say something. a lot of people are saying something. >> brian: you know what i love, instead of people feeling worried and scared, they're angry. 58% of the country, according to a recent poll, says they're more angry than worried. only 27% said i'm more worried than angry about the bombings. so it just shows new a way not that we're getting used to it, but we learned to respond to it rather than feel as though wow, we've never been down this road before. we've been down this road way too much. >> gretchen: i might have respondedded both on that survey. we're going to continue our coverage of all these breaking stories for you this morning. we'll be right back right after this ♪ ♪ proud to stand on our ow

steve brought us his legacy.ing this time, the 49ers earned the best team in the nation and continues with that legend so coach, thank you for bringing your winning record and wonderful great name to help us win another super bowl bid for super bowl 50 or 51 for the bay area. and coach seefrd's partner in 1999 was the famous quarterback steve young who through a record 6 touchdown passes during that game and became the first player to lead in super bowl rushing and passing. thank you for your support and leadership and lending your bid for this bay area support of this effort to bringing it all the way to the end zone. you know, george and steve and jed, we all know there is no better place in america to host the super bowl for 50 and 51 than the bay area. the game to be played in santa clara, we know that every hotel and restaurant between here and san jose will be filled and the entire region will benefit tremendously from this super bowl. that's why we have everyone from our entire departments from city admini

steve, gretchen, brian. >>steve: thank you. when you see those pressure cooker bombs, it inspires to the in house magazine from al qaeda. in 2010 they put out an article how to build a bomb in the kitchen of your mom. the man who tried to blow up a truck in times square had a pressure cooker in the back. >>brian: bomb experts say pressure cookers have been around much longer -- the pressure cooker bomb longer than the "inspire" magazine. i think they saw a bag inside a bag. it was so heavy they surmise possibly the bomb was constructed nearby because it couldn't have traveled a great distance. it would have been extremely danger dangerous to get it there. experts say it was probably made close. >>gretchen: wouldn't somebody have seen somebody carrying a really heavy bag. >>brian: at the marathon they had maybe 17,000 people finish. >>steve: and light security as well. five minutes after the top of the hour. >>brian: the f.b.i. reaching out to americans saying tell us what you know. heather nauert joins us live with more on the

>> steve: boy! >> jimmy: remember mcgruff the crime dog? >> steve: yeah, i do. oh, come on! [ audience aws ] why? >> jimmy: i don't know why. >> steve: why? >> jimmy: i mean, hamburger helper hand. i mean, look! [ audince aws ] >> steve: aw, come on! >> jimmy: look what they're blurring out. look like a wasp? >> steve: oh, my god, what is that? i don't think it's a wasp. >> jimmy: i don't know. it's just -- >> steve: oh, my god. it's anthony weiner. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, get this, you guys. a company in california has started selling a new cologne that smells like whiskey. yeah. i think my dad's been wearing that cologne for 40 years. [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] was it funny enough for you, dad? [ laughter ] >> steve: that's nice theater work. >> jimmy: no, my dad's more of a beer drinker. and finally, there were no injuries last week when a woman in florida crashed her car into a target store. but in her defense, the store did have a giant target on it. we have a great show tonight, guys. g

that's a big show. >> steve: a big show. >> jimmy: that's a big show. >> steve: that's a giant show.ly. and one thing i've noticed about him is that he has a very expressive face. it's like he has thousands of different facial expressions. one for every occasion. now, you all know the classics, like this one -- the determined, yet hopeful. that's what i call that one. but there are tons more that you just don't see as often. you can almost tell what he's thinking just by looking at his face. so i thought tonight we'd take a look at some of his lesser known facial expressions in a segment we call "obama expressions." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, let's take a look at this first lesser known expression. it's obama relaxing in the oval office. this is the "damn, it feels good to be president." [ laughter ] here's another lesser known expression. this one comes out every once in a while. this is the "bitch, please." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: you can tell. you've got a gift. you have a gift. >> jimmy: here's another one here. this is from a recent speech in

>> steve: what?! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tom cruise! >> steve: come on! love that guy. and he's the nicest guy. he couldn't be cooler. and we might play a little game later. [ cheers and applause ] he's very competitive. last time, he -- first time, i and then, the second time he came back and he beat me, pretty bad. tonight -- >> steve: this is a tiebreaker. >> jimmy: yeah, tiebreaker tonight. i'm feeling confident. i'm feeling pretty good. >> steve: i don't know. >> jimmy: but what a great dude. and he's one of those guys, i think, you see him -- i know we have a bunch of movie stars on the show, but he is a movie star. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you know, when you see him, you go, "oh, my gosh, that's an actual movie star." he's just that -- well, you'll see when he comes out. [ laughter ] anyway, plus, from the hit show [ cheers and applause ] and we've got music from shuggie otis! oh, man! [ cheers and applause ] fun! what a fun show! you guys, today is friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, return s

it's all about the "pom poms." >> steve: it's all about it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: "pom pom" it upimmy: hey, guys, it's time to take a look at stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the "pros and cons" of being kim jong-un. [ laughter ] sure, he seems like a bad guy, but -- >> steve: but -- >> jimmy: we always try to keep an open mind here and see both sides. so, let's take a look at the "pros and cons" of being kim jong-un. here we go. pro, his people adore him. con, or else. [ laughter ] fair enough. >> steve: fair enough. >> jimmy: pro, he's got a soft side. con, it's called his body. [ laughter ] a little plump. little plump. >> steve: tiny bit. just a tad. >> jimmy: pro, he can do whatever he wants. con, except ride a roller-coaster. [ laughter ] >> steve: too short. >> jimmy: yeah, you got to be -- [ laughter ] rules are rules. >> steve: rules are rules. you gotta be this high to ride. >> jimmy: p

george sefert and steve young don't need introduction but i love talking about them with the past 9ers. the coach led the 9ers to two supervisor victoris in 90 and 95. and he brought his own 49ers legacy because during had time as i remember, the 49ers earned the best defense team in the whole nation that was a wonderful, wonderful achievement and it continues with that legend, so coach, thank you for bringing your winning record and your wonderful great name to help us win another super bowl, super bowl bid for super bowl 50 or 51 for the bay area. and coach, partner in 1995 was, of course, the legendary, hall of famer, famous quarterback steve young who threw a record 6 touchdown passes during that game and became the first ever player to lead the super bowl in rushing and passing. thank you for your support, your leadership and your lending your legend to our pay area super bowl bid to help us complete the final yards of this effort in bringing it all the way to the end zone. and you know, george, and steve, and jed they all know that there is no better place in america to host a su

>> steve: come on!nny joke. that's a well-crafted joke! come on, people! america town! goodness gravy. i'm sorry, jimmy. >> jimmy: no, it's all right. you're upset. sleep it off on the army cot. and finally, the stars of "here comes honey boo boo" have a new project in the works. yeah. they're working on a family cookbook, which sounds good until you find out the first recipe is just going to mcdonald's. we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a fun, fun show tonight. thank you for being here, thank you for watching. she is such a great actress, so beautiful, so fun. susan sarandon is here! [ cheers and applause ] he stars in the new action comedy, "pain and gain," he's always hilarious, anthony mackie is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] and we've got great, great music. it might get loud. thhere![ cheers and applause ] it might get loud. it's going to be a fun show. i was -- i just wanted to say quickly, i was very

>> sapphire steve.till mad at you, as well. "the incredible burt wonderstone." >> yeah. >> jimmy: so psyched about this movie. you, jim carrey, steve buscemi. you're magicians. >> it's so stupid. >> jimmy: i love it. [ laughter ] i love it. i love stupid. >> i mean, everyone has a huge wig and lots of spray tans and shaved chests -- >> jimmy: yeah, because it's vegas, showy. >> but the thing is, it's not so outrageous for vegas. >> jimmy: no. >> you go there in these costumes and people don't even look at you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's cool. >> that's the guy -- >> jimmy: well, you finally made it. you're on the cover of "magic" magazine. >> look at that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at that good looking human right there. that is hilarious. how are magicians taking this? are they happy with it? >> oh, they love it. >> jimmy: they do. >> i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, how would you know? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: do magicians come up to you? >> i do. i think that, you kn

in a good mood. >> steve: really good mood. friendly guy. [ laughter ] >> steve: what? ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, florida, for celebrating your 500th birthday this week, which means you're probably ready to retire, pack up, and move to you. [ applause ] thank you, texas rangers pitcher yu darvish, for almost pitching a perfect game. and for having a name that makes you sound like you're an elf in "lord of the rings." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: [ menacing voice ] it's yu darvish. >> jimmy: thank you, people at work, who have the same birthday, for getting the chance to see which of you is more liked. [ laughter ] >> steve: [ high pitched voice ] oh, yeah -- bobby too." >> jimmy: ♪ happy birthday, dear sarah -- and bobby. [ laughter ] names written in like -- >> steve: no presents for bobby. >> jimmy: no. it's not even like icing on it. it's just a pen -- bobby's name on the cake. >> steve: or in twizzlers. >> jimmy: the ones you peel? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. ♪ thank you, pharmaceutical ads, for showing me that

>> steve: at least you'd know. >> jimmy: would you have to know? >> steve: meow!at's sick." >> jimmy: this is from @jmullny5. he says, "a sandwich with another blended up sandwich used as a topping. i had this idea when i was hung over, but i still believe in it." [ laughter ] i don't understand it, but it's kind of interesting. i like it. this last one is from @whattheschmuck. she says, "a time-out chair for north korea." there you go. they should invent that. [ cheers and applause ] there you have it. those are tonight's "late night hashtags." to check out more of our favorites, go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com. [ cheers and applause ] stick around. we'll be right back with more "late night!" it's a fun show! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ the new blackberry z10. built to keep you moving. see it in action at blackberry.com/z10 uhhh...pppffftttt... ooof!! give me a redd's apple ale. [ male announcer ] redd's apple ale. crisp like an apple, brewed like an ale. a couple of retired coaches putting aside their college hoops differences to split an app an

too late. >> steve: what is it? >> jimmy: can we chase it? >> steve: non alcoholic.it's on. cover it. look at higgins -- a perfect egg. look at this. look at it, it's beautiful. >> jimmy: it is gorgeous. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: giant, crazy egg. wait, now, here's the deal. my secret ingredient i have bacon for mine. >> okay. >> jimmy: it's got to be kraft american cheese slices. i got maldon sea salt flakes. that's the secret right there. you know what i'm talking about? >> yeah. no, i use it on everything. >> steve: is that the best? >> yeah. salty -- >> jimmy: it is the best. >> steve: i'm just wondering. >> you're burning something. >> jimmy: yeah, yours is burning, dude. mine's not even on. [ laughter ] i hope you like raw egg. >> we'll put it in some more tequila. >> jimmy: yeah, we'll do some more tequila shots when we come back -- ilan will tell us who's the champ. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] you think you know me. i'm just red carpets and big spectacles. but that's only the beginning. i have more than one red carpe

steve emerson is back with me now.goes on, and you hear the same sort of jihadist calls we hear from some of these guys. on the hell fire video which is weird and creepy, it's got a little link to his facebook, and he charges $150 if you want the series. it's so ridiculous and outrageous, it's almost laughable, yet to a young man who had already started the radicalization, it sends a very different message. >> and he adds to the flourishes of having great graphics, and great music. it's not just speeches that go on and on. i mean, he understands technology, and he understands the new generation -- this generation's need for graphics and everything. these dvds are very alluring, just graphically, let alone the rhetoric, which becomes almost mesmerizing, in the chant form where he's calling for killings. now, again, he doesn't say will the prime minister of australia, he says, kill the enemies of islam, kill the jews or pigs who have to be killed. the christians are infidels, they have to be killed. he doesn't cross the

[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! come on!beautiful, she is talented, she can sing, "zou bisou bisou." she plays megan draper on "mad men." the lovely jessica pare is joining us. >>> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: zou bisou, man. >> steve: zou bisous. >> jimmy: and we have music from one of my all-time favorite rappers -- one of my favorite all-time people, i was roommates with him in africa. you're my favorite rapper. >> come, on. stop. >> jimmy: i mean it. you're number one, man. >> jimmy: higgins, you're number two. i've never even heard you rap. >> steve: it sounds like number two. >> jimmy: yeah, it does. [ light laughter ] but this guy is unbelievable. i would say probably -- when we had eli manning here yesterday, and we were throwing plates, eli manning was hitting plates with footballs. and you can see how talented he is. wait until you see how great talib kweli is. he's one of my favorites. i love him so much. talib kweli is here. [ cheers and applause ] as you guys know, we're always striving to get better here at "late nig