steve: katie. >> yes, steve.besides another person, tell me something else you've kissed. >> what about a picture? a picture of someone you love. steve: a picture. >> good answer. steve: colleen, besides another person, tell me something else you've kissed. >> how about the mirror? got to practice. steve: yeah, i see you, colleen. the mirror. tommy, only one strike. besides another person, tell me something else you've kissed. >> how about a letter? sending it off. steve: a letter. all right, christine, got to be careful. besides another person, tell me something else you've kissed. >> how about a good-luck charm? >> yes. good answer. steve: they want you to be more specific. >> a rabbit's foot? steve: kiss a rabbit's foot. wow. that was pretty good right there. we got 2 strikes, kim. brown family can steal, so be careful. >> i think everyone's done this when they were a kid and made out with their pillow before the--to practice. >> good answer. steve: kissing that pillow real hard. all right, brown family, here

steve: driving. >> yeah! steve: kristen. >> yeah. steve: well.doing long before your parents knew about it. >> watching rated "r" movies. >> good swer! steve: this girl right here. >> that's not bad. steve: that's not bad? are you kidding me? once again, it comes your answer, yep, here we go. you was out there gettin' some before your parents knew, and you know how you knew how to do it? because you was watching "r" rated movies! >> whoo! steve: all right. you got one answer left. if it's there, you clear the board, susan. >> i'm gonna go with drugs. steve: drugs. >> whoo! steve: wow. well, willinger family 240, smith family got 85, but, hey, this is still anybody's game. just got to keep playing. we'll find out when we come back, so don't go away, folks. joey fatone: closed captioning is sponsored in part by... [ female announcer ] a classic macaroni & cheese from stouffer's starts with freshly-made pasta, and 100% real cheddar cheese. but what makes stouffer's mac n' cheese best of all. that moment you enjoy it at home. stouffer's. made with ca

steve: they've got to work. steve: hey, jennifer. >> hi, steve. how are you? steve: good. let's roll. name an excuse men give for not being in the mood. >> nothing, i've--no excuse. >> nice! >> very good! steve: nothing. no excuses. we're ready all the time. steve: hey, john, how are you doing? >> steve, how are you? steve: good. hey, john, let's go. name an excuse men give for not being in the mood. >> their team lost. sports. >> oh, yes. steve: "my team lost." steve: that was a great answer. well, we got two good teams here. you don't have any strikes; you got one answer left. you could return the favor and you could clear the board. >> maybe they're hungry. >> yeah! >> good answer! steve: they're hungry! audience: oh! steve: haley, only one answer left. you could clear the board. give me an excuse men give for not being in the mood. >> how about they want to spend time with the kids? steve: they...really? >> they haven't been home all day! steve: oh, and they want to spend time with the kids. >> i'd hope so. i'm a teacher. steve: i never heard a man say that. "oh, no, h

steve: ok, they're gonna play. >> hi, steve. steve: hello, shundelle. how are you? >> hi, steve.ood. steve: ok, here we go. women love a funny man, but what else does he need before they'll marry him? >> well, my man would definitely have to have intelligence, so he has to be smart. steve: intelligence! cornell. >> yes, sir! steve: yes, sir. absolutely. >> sergeant. steve: sergeant or sir. all right. you ready to go, sir? >> yes, indeed. steve: women love a funny man, but what else does he need before they'll marry him? >> ambition. steve: ambition. [audience groans] thought that was a good answer. "vy-tah-lee-in"? "vih-tah-lee-in"? >> "vih-tah-lee-in." steve: "vih-tah-lee-in." >> yes, sir. it's like you say "italian" with a "v" in front of it. steve: vitalien. >> you got it, sir. steve: women love a funny man, but what else does he need before they'll marry him? >> a car. steve: ha ha! yes. got to have a car, baby. gonna need to go somewhere. [audience groans] >> good answer. steve: hey, leticia. how you doing? >> hi, steve. i'm fine. steve: good. i know that's right. [squeals]

steve: clothes. >> play. >> we'll play, steve. steve: they're gonna play, jimmy. hey, kim, name something dirty you'd find in a single guy's bathroom. >> porno magazines. steve: porno magazines. katie, tell me something dirty you'd find in a single guy's bathroom. >> i don't want to say it, steve, but i'm gonna have to go with condoms. steve: really? >> oh, good answer. steve: got the little raincoats. all right, colleen, name something dirty you'd find in a single guy's bathroom. >> well, guys don't really like to clean, so i'll say their toilet. steve: yeah, the toilet. >> yes! steve: tommy, name something dirty you'd find in a single guy's bathroom. >> steve, my little sister is right. we do not like to clean, so that would include the shower. steve: the shower. all right, christine, name something dirty you'd find in a single guy's bathroom. >> let's keep it going with all the things in the bathroom. how about a sink? >> oh, yeah. good answer. steve: the sink. i would have said it. only one strike, kim. tell me something dirty you'd find in a single guy's bath

steve: money. pass or play? >> we're gonna play, steve. steve: they're gonna play.grandma might store in her cleavage. >> a hanky. steve: a hanky. cartis, it's gonna be a tough one for you, buddy, but name something that grandma might store in her cleavage. >> i would say a receipt. steve: a receipt. hey, sug, only one strike. tell me something that a grandma might store in her cleavage. >> crackers. [applause] steve: crackers? >> crackers. steve: come here, kids. grandmama got a treat for you. here. >> [laughter] steve: eat it. eat it. stop crying. shut up crying, and eat your cracker. it's your grandmama. it's safe. blow on it a little bit, and eat your cracker. grandmama reach down in there and pull a cracker out of her cleavage. sherry, you got to be careful, darling. you got two strikes here. the willinger family can steal. >> a key. steve: a key. david, only one answer left. name something a grandma might store in her cleavage. >> switchblade. switchblade. yeah. hey, that's a good answer. that's a good answer. steve: a-- >> switchblade. steve: a switch... >> y

steve: tattoo. >> whoo! [buzzer] steve: amber. >> what about a job? steve: a job. pass or play?play. steve: they're gonna play. >> all right! steve: hi, heather. >> hello. steve: what do you do, darling? >> i'm a homemaker, and i have two children, and i make my own bread and raise chickens. well, 3 chickens--not really a ton of 'em. steve: now, let's talk about them chickens, though. you raise chickens. >> i raise 3 chickens. we named them. they're pretty much pets, and we just eat their eggs. steve: oh. >> yeah, we don't eat 'em. steve: oh, you just eat the eggs. >> we eat chicken, but we don't eat these chickens. steve: oh. no. that was on a different farm. [laughter] if you don't lay enough eggs-- >> you become dinner. ha ha! steve: we frying you. i had chickens in there just cranking eggs out. [laughter] how you doing, mr. ...? yeah. well, heather, let's go. fill in the blank. girls don't like it when their fathers ask their boyfriends if they have a what? >> previous girlfriend. steve: did they have a previous girlfriend? [buzzer] audience: aww... steve: hey, rebecca, how

steve: he's celibate. >> yes! steve: ron, how are you feeling today? >> good, steve... steve: you're a firefighter, right? >> i'm a firefighter, yes, sir. steve: hey, ron, that's a nice outfit. i like that. that's pretty fly. i like that. who put--did she help you put that together? >> actually, all of them picked it out for me. >> good answer! steve: oh, they had a meeting. >> they had a meeting. for real. steve: "what is ron wearing today?" you know, he's not allowed to talk, so what's he's going to wear? so, ronnie, let's go, man. name lie a girl tells her parents about her boyfriend to make him sound better. >> "he treats me well." steve: "he treats me well." only one answer left, victoria. you guys could clear the board right here.

>> steve: no. >> venus? >> steve: yes. >> steve got that.chinese food. >> honey is correct. that's it, ladies and gentlemen. that's it. and the winner is steve doocy! >> peter: what happened to all the numbers? >> steve: that's like a lawyer! >> stick to your day job. >> anna: you have the wrong answer, you lose points. >> peter: i didn't lose any points. >> steve: you did a very good job. >> i need ultimate employment. where do i go from here? >> steve: we're going to talk to geraldo about the news of the day. also a terrifying moment when a gunman storms a van and kidnaps a pilot and copilot. the latest on the shocking story coming up. >> anna: and forget boogie nights. welcome to boozey nights? cops say they've never seen anything like this. a guy dancing his way through a field sobriety test. >> i recognize that guy. ♪ ♪ i like to move it, move it ♪ you like to move it ♪ >> anna: it's almost the weekend. friday, the 9th of august, 2013. i'm anna kooiman in for gretchen. brand-new information on a suspected killer and the kids he may have

>> steve: yeah.tel in this movie. i was talking to her backstage, she's gonna tell me about that. >> steve: it's scary. >> jimmy: it's frightening. have you ever seen a ghost? >> steve: in real life? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know how to answer that. i don't know what that means. >> steve: i mean, "scooby-doo." >> jimmy: no, no. no, have you ever thought that you were haunted or anything was haunted? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: never? >> steve: once. yes. >> jimmy: none ever? >> steve: never. >> jimmy: i have once. i was in a hotel in boston, and i guess, i heard like, girls giggling and running down the hall. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: like, little girls. >> steve: oh! [ laughter ] i was gonna say, that's not a bad ghost. super giggly in short dresses? >> jimmy: it wasn't the playboy mansion or anything. [ laughter ] and so, and i think either they knocked on my door or something. and i just, i was like, "i'm not gonna get up. i don't care who it is." but then i was like -- and i just opened the do

steve: why?ey're still at that age where they're lovable, but they actually want to be in your classroom and learn, so-- steve: oh, ok. >> yes. steve: you ready to play? >> i am ready. steve: name something you might have to jiggle to get it working. >> what about a doorknob? jiggle a doorknob. steve: a doorknob. colleen. >> yes. hi, steve. steve: how are you? what do you do? >> i'm great. i am actually also a registered nurse like my sister kim. i work in-- i've worked in the icu for almost 2 years now, so it's pretty high stress. steve: what hospital? >> kennestone hospital marietta. steve: ok. good. all right, you ready to go? >> i'm ready. steve: you got to be careful now. you got 2 strikes. the brown family can steal. name something you might have to jiggle to get it working. >> how about a flashlight? steve: a flashlight.

>> steve: no.romised to all of us. >> brian: he's on the camp that says defund it, stop it, shut down the government. this is the very issue we're going to be debate not guilty a couple of weeks because everyone goes back to work and they got to get a budget passed. >> steve: let's see what happens. >> anna: here is what's coming up 20 minutes 'til the top of the hour. nidal hasan yelled allah akbar before opening fire on soldiers at fort hood. now a judge won't allow evidence that shows jihadi intent. how will this impact his fate? >> brian: then. >> steve: remember this infamous moment between kanye west and taylor swift? >> i'm really happy for you. i'm going to let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time! one of the best videos of all time. >> steve: oh, brother. well, this morning she just did something that might ignite the fight all over again. swift news straight ahead, take two. ♪ my doctor and i went with axiron, the only underarm low t treatment. axiron can restore

steve: closet space. number 7. audience: sympathy. steve: 5. audience: rest/sleep. steve: oh, yeah.innier. steve: ha ha. boy, you either, lady. let's go. question 2. give me christine, give me jimmy. let's go. guys, here we go. top 7 answers on the board.

let's go over to steve. >> steve: thank you.e legal right to custody? as it turns out, the law not quite as simple as we wish it was. here to explain the legalese is bob massi, joining us from vegas. good morning to you, bob. >> good morning. >> steve: here is the first question. we'd love to have you answer it. if grandparents have visitation or custody rights of their grandchild or grandkids issues where do those rights legally come from? >> first of all, grandparents have no constitutional rights, like parents have the fundamental rights to their children. grandparents don't. so where the laws really come from, steve, from each individual state in our country. they're basically formed to sort of carve out what rights grandparents have. what they need to know, which we'll talk about, is just because you're a grandparent, doesn't mean you have the right just to grab those kids and take custody and visitation of them. >> steve: that's right. bob, because the rights are doled out on the state level, they vary state to state, righ

>> steve: not a fail. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that is genius! >> steve: that's a win!n't wanna get off the couch -- >> steve: aw, that means they're gone, honey. >> jimmy: they're gone. they're gone. >> steve: why are you eating so much? i don't know. i bought the last of the ice cream. go get me some cigarettes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @mrslaurenthomas. she says, "i put sunscreen on my four kids, but one came back burnt. turns out i lathered one kid up twice." there you go. [ laughter ] not paying attention. "get over here! you're really pale. and greasy." this one's from @whitney_2013. that's a good name. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: for a year. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: she says, "my parents let me watch 'austin powers,' and i proceeded to call my grandfather a fat bastard." there you go. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] you gotta watch that. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: this one's from @carolrhartsell. she says, "when i asked about the kittens our neighbor's cat had, mom explained sex to me. i just wanted a kitten." [ laughter ]

steve? >> steve: thank you, gretch.6% more to close on a mortgage than they did in the past year. so what can homeowners do to get the best deals on closing costs? let's talk to that gal right there, real estate expert katrina. good morning to you. today is a big day because she has a tv show premiering. first, so many people -- there are a lot of people in parts of the country, real estate is heating up. >> it is. >> steve: so they see look, the interest rates seem so low, i should get in there. but then start reading the fine prints. look at the closing costs. >> that's why it's so important -- origination fee is one of the main things that's causing these closing costs to go up. it's important to compare with different banks. different banks charge different things. it's a matter of educating the consumer and making sure that you really look at those hidden costs. >> steve: some of the states with the highest closing costs, hawaii, alaska, south carolina, california, new mexico. if you're in one of those states, do y

hey, steve. >> steve: i invented that 15 years ago. >> brian: i know. >> steve: thanks, brian.ileged children of dallas. the thief might have stolen from the congregation, but he didn't take away the church's spirit. the church was still able to go ahead with their back to school give away with the kindness of others and here right now is the minister at the cavalry philadelphia missionary baptist church of dallas. reverend charles lawrence. good morning to you. >> good morning. >> steve: i understand that when you heard that this guy broke down the door and stole all those backpacks that your volunteers had put together, you were furious? >> yes, sir, i was. very distraught. >> steve: because somebody would do that with these back packs that were intended for children who are, you know, underprivileged and don't have anything. and that was going to help them go back to school. >> yes, sir. it was. they look forward every year for us to do this. this is a new thing that we decided to take on. this is a way that we kind of give back to the community. but not only that, teaching

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>>steve: the whole u.s.sia reset has been a disaster every since hillary clinton famously handed her russian counterpart that reset button and she thought it said reset translated into russian. as it turned out it said overcharged. oops-a-daisy. it certainly marks a low point for this president in our relations r russia. once upon a time we were a superpower. we would kick russia's butt. but now in this situation and others, it looks like they have got the upper hand. senator ron johnson has these observations regarding where we are right now with russia. >> president obama's started his administration on the apology tour. he's looking for the love of the world when what we need is respect. we need to show strength. we need to show we are the world's superpower, we are the world's leader. then russia would start respecting us. >>gretchen: remember when president obama had that meeting with medvedev and he said after the election i'll have more flexibility. i don't know if we know every single nuance here goi

steve? >> there's an item in one of the tabloids here in new york city today that says if the colonel was still alive, there would be a court-martial regarding that. >>> meanwhile, four minutes after the top of the hour. the girlfriend of the 22-year-old man killed in a thrill of it kind of killing is speaking out as this sparks a national debate. where are the civil rights leaders on this? and the president this time around? >> elizabeth is live in washington. >> reporter: good morning. a makeshift memorial where 22-year-old christopher lane was gunned down in broad daylight last wean. we are hearing from his girlfriend for first time. >> he's such an amazing person and i'm going to miss him forever. but i'm really glad i got the four years with him. >> reporter: the australian student was on a baseball scholarship in oklahoma when police say three self-described bored teenagers decided that they wanted to kill him. it's been making headlines across the globe and on the heels of the acquitt

steve? >> steve: it is. thank you very much. 19 u.s.e unclear about specifics of an attack. here is congressman peter king of new york. >> the assumption is it's probably most likely to happen in the middle east at or about one of the embassy, but there is no guarantees of that at all. it could basically be europe, the united states, a series of combined attacks. >> steve: great. but has warning about terrorism now become a substitute for winning the war? fox news legal analyst peter johnson, jr. joins us live. >> we hope not, steve. it appears to be so. the administration officials and kind of off the record comments, we're learning the lessons of benghazi. lesson of benghazi are fortification and to provide military back up for your state department and c.i.a. officials. it's not to say oh, we told you that it was going to happen of the we gave you warning, and then we pulled the cover over our heads and pulled the shade down and closed our facilities. i think -- and it's difficult to second guess. we don't have the information that t

steve: marriage therapist? >> uh-huh. steve: really? >> yes.ause] steve: i should've met you a while back. [all laugh] what do you think is the biggest--the number-one problem you see as a marriage therapist? >> um...men and women, they fight about money, the most. steve: money, yeah. who is usually at fault about the money? >> oh, my god! are you trying to get me in trouble with my husband? steve: no, because we know it's you! [all laughing] it's you! it's the women! spending, shopping, shopping, spending, buying, shopping, online, offline, last time, first call, last call, on sale, 20% off, 30%, "i had to have it," "it was a deal!" [all laughing] [applause and cheering] is that true, allison? >> yes. [laughing] steve: all right. let's go. so that's good. so [indistinct] church, you're marriage and... >> marriage and family therapist. steve: ...and family therapist. what do you do, shea? >> i'm in sales. i sale--i do sales for an id--for an identity verification company. sorry about that! steve: well, you're grinning so hard... [all laughing]

steve and monica ward are stopping by. >> steve: oh! and we've got great music from the head and the heart, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] oh, they're good. it's fun. it's a fun show. you guys, it's time to take a look at these stories making headlines today. and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ pros and cons pros and cons and pros ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the "pros and cons of shark week." [ light laughter ] it's happening right now, baby. on the discovery channel. [ scattered cheers ] "shark week." it's exciting. it's entertaining. it's educational. it can often be erotic. >> steve: ooh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so let's take a look at the -- [ laughter ] let's take a look at the "pros and cons of shark week." here we go. pro, on sunday the number-one trending topic on twitter was "shark week." con, the number two trending topic was, #youknowdatsharkaskankif. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: really? is that the erotic part? >> jimmy: that's right. pro

steve? >> steve: so you were looking at the hair.ter the top of the hour. a life changing procedure for a boy on the verge of losing his hearing. >> i hear that! >> good job! yes. >> i hear that! >> good! >> steve: that is four-year-old nick hearing his mother, michelle's voice for the first time since he started going deaf at four months old. he just received cochlear implants and he, along with his mom, michelle, join us this morning from tallahassee. good morning to you michelle and nick. >> good morning. >> good morning. >> steve: hi. >> hi. >> steve: it's a little early. michelle, he started losing his hearing early in his life, didn't he? >> he did. he did. we found out recently that he had gone completely deaf in his right ear and lost most of his hearing as well in his left ear. >> steve: so your doctor said what? >> he said you need to have further evaluations to see if he's a candidate for cochlear implant. we went to the children's clinic in jacksonville and had an evaluation and he was a detainee. so we had the surgery at

>> steve: i say yes.n a contest at his local library five times in a row is being, maybe you should step aside and let somebody else win. really? really? is that fair or foul? we're going to report and you decide. you're watching "fox & friends" live from new york city on this tuesday morning. welcome to everybody to studio d. we're in temporary headquarters right now while they doll up our regular studio. question we got bob the builder work hard, started at 7:00 o'clock. >> anna: can he fix it? >> steve: i hope so. >> brian: i think we debuted with the bob the builder and then kind of lost track of him. i mean, when we came in here. >> that one of the many people we give you, life sized people dressed up in costumes who don't talk. you're stuck with three minutes with a guy that just nods. >> steve: it makes good in a magazine. today we got anna kooiman in for gretch. >> anna: great to be here. >> steve: we got a lot to talk about. >> anna: let's get to the headlines. the first one is a fox news alert.

steve the n.s.a. was saying we yes where were blanket lee wiretapping everybody but we're really only focusing on these few individuals but then when it comes out they know we know that they're taking one person's phone call and connecting it to another person three hops as we're in the senate hearing three hops and they can connect pretty much everybody in the united states and i said i'm going to reserve center but i want to ask you what is the future of whistleblowers steve you know mr snow is going to be in moscow for a while what's the future of whistleblowers in the united states are good people going to take take take him as a you know that's the thing grows model or something to fear go ahead. i would tell any whistleblower potential whistleblower who might be watching this you're doing something very important i want them to blow the whistle i want them to do it the right way if they're if they're willing to contact me i'll help them do it i think we need to know as a country as a people if p

they prep for the end, steve. >> steve: that's right.r last names. but let's go ahead and introduce them. brent senior, brent ii, ashley, lindsey, dawn marie, michael, and right there on the left, tebow, the chihuahua. good morning to all of you. >> good morning. >> anna: as soon as you guys get here, it seems like you're a team of alpha's. this isn't the first spinoff. tell us how the show came from "doomsday preppers." >> about a year ago, my son here filled out a form that said we might be -- my dad had invented an underground sanitation system, which isn't quite right, that got national geographic's attention. i net meth with them. they said what's special about me? i said not that much. i'm building a castle in the mountains, preparing. they thought that was interesting. >> steve: it all started with you at y2k. >> almost 13 years ago. i thought if the power grid went down because of a glitch in the computers, that we were in a lot of trouble. >> steve: last year with sandy here in new york city, we were in trouble. we didn't have j

ok steve jump in. you know i waded through that whole very nice to look way that you just offered for any attempt at all to address the point that i mentioned and you didn't you talked about immunity they have immunity if they go directly to a congressman or senator as opposed to embarrassing the united states in the most public way possible you didn't address that when i was sitting on the at least you could probably do the going to dianne feinstein listed below you know to see if i think that dianne feinstein would she would you listen to me listen to me on intelligence what she called security and have me arrested absolutely not sure what . you think she would absolutely do not then i will tell you there is a political interest of it now let's go to see if they are not allowed to take retell to retaliate tory action against you if you go to a congressman or senator that's that's a law they are not allowed to do that they have to initiate an investigation on your behalf to try to figure out what you'

>> steve: not a fail. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that is genius! >> steve: that's a win!se ] >> jimmy: that is a brilliant idea. i don't wanna get off -- i don't wanna get off the couch -- >> steve: aw, that means they're gone, honey. >> jimmy: they're gone. they're gone. >> steve: why are you eating so much? i don't know. i bought the last of the ice cream. go get me some cigarettes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @mrslaurenthomas. she says, "i put sunscreen on my four kids, but one came back burnt. turns out i lathered one kid up twice." there you go. [ laughter ] not paying attention. "get over here! you're really pale. and greasy." this one's from @whitney_2013. that's a good name. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: for a year. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: she says, "my parents let me watch 'austin powers,' and i proceeded to call my grandfather a fat bastard." there you go. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] you gotta watch that. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: this one's from @carolrhartsell. she says, "when i asked about the kittens our neighbor's c

steve? >> steve: thanks.richard hit the jackpot seven times. he's won lotteries 2 times. he's the author of "learn how to increase your chances of winning the lottery" he joins us live from orlando. good morning to you. >> thank you. good morning to you. >> steve: i hold in my hand the quick picks. i bought $10 worth last night. was that a good -- what did i do wrong? >> exactly. i told you before, don't buy quick picks. the reason i say that is because every time you buy a quick pick, you're getting a different set of numbers, so your odds are always going to be at their worst. >> steve: what you do is you play the same numbers every time. >> pick your numbers so you have your set. in my book, i teach people how it do the research. it's very easy to do. find out if your set of numbers is a good set of numbers. once you've done that, never miss a drawing and never, ever change any of those numbers. play the same set of numbers over and over and over again. >> steve: so richard, if one of my numbers hits tonig

steve? >>steve: thank you.rian: it is unbelievable we're actually describing the attack before we do the attack. this is the utter definition of telegravity same time iran and russia is threatening not to do the attack and we continue to evaluate. >>steve: who needs that element of surprise? >>anna: to your other headlines. four minutes after the hour. it is the deadliest day in iraq in five years. a series of insurgent attacks across the country leaving at least 46 people dead. attacks happening at a coffee shop, a security check point and wedding party. more than 420 people have been killed this month alone. >>> in just a few hours the sentencing phase of the fort hood shooter trial is getting underway. nidal hasan facing the death penalty for killing 13 people and injuring more than 30 others. 13 senior officers must vote unanimously to give him the death penalty or he will get life in prison. under military law death sentence would trying tker an automatic appeal. >>> school starts today at a high school in

steve that the n.s.a. was saying we yes where were blanket lee wiretapping everybody but we're really only focusing on these few individuals but then when it comes out they know we know that they're taking one person's phone call and connecting it to another person three hot as we're in the senate hearing three hops and they can connect pretty much everybody in the united states and i said i'm going to reserve seven but i want to ask you what is the future of whistleblowers steve you know mr snow is going to be in moscow for a while what's the future of whistleblowers in the united states are good people going to take take take him as a you know that's that's a role model or something to fear go ahead. i would tell any whistleblower potential whistleblower who might be watching this you're doing something very important i want them to blow the whistle i want them to do it the right way if they're if they're willing to contact me i'll help them do it i think we need to know as a country as a people if peopl

steve: lingerie.g and applause] hey, lucinda, name something a woman does to get her husband's sex drive out of park. >> uh...sexy dancing. steve: sexy dance. [cheering and applause] deborah, name something a woman does to get her husband's sex drive out of park. >> how about she fixes him a nice drink? steve: get him a drink. [cheering and applause] that's a little bit past a drink, folks. get him drunk. wow. one answer left. the only guy on the team. you could clear the board right here, ron. this is the answer i've been waiting on. name something a women does to get her husband's sex drive out of park. >> she runs him a nice bath, steve. steve: runs him a nice bath. one answer left. you could clear the board, victoria. name something a woman does to get her husband's sex drive

steve: are you serious?e gives me raw meat, i'm going to be like, "this is like this is delicious." [ laughter ] i don't care. yeah. he owns rao's. >> steve: it's rao's, come on. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i can't fool around with that guy. >> steve: ♪ rao's >> jimmy: ♪ rao's rao's come but you cannot get in ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ i have a rao >> steve: ♪ me say rao >> jimmy: it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at these pros and cons of being the royal baby. the other baby. [ laughter ] prince william and kate welcomed their newborn son on monday. george is his name. it's an exciting time. it really is. but of course, there's a lot of pressure when it comes to being royalty. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of being the royal baby. here we go. pro, you can grow up to hold the most important title in

>> steve: no. >> steve: no. >> gretchen: highly doubtful. >> steve: separate pigs. >> gretchen: whenustody. let's start that rumor. some college seniors will now have more to worry about than just graduating. they'll have to prepare for an exit exam for prospective employers. have you heard about this? >> brian: i like this. >> gretchen: about 200 colleges and universities signed up to give the collegiate learning assessment plus. the cla plus test. the test will measure a graduate's analytical problem solving, writing, reasoning and reading skills. the goal is for students to incorporate the results into the resumes that are sent to potential employers. they're voluntarily. but bringing into question whether or not you really need these two or four-year degrees if you're just going to take this test, which is graded by the old sat standards and it's bringing into question whether or not you need college if all you need to do is take something similar to the ged and say hey, look how smart i am to get that job. >> brian: yeah. i think it's true. but i think it's more like passing the

eye-in zie-ring. >> steve: eye-in zie-ring? >> jimmy: ta-ra reid. >> steve: tara reid?> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: she's in it, again. but this time the sharknado comes to new york city. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: mm-hmm. so they came up with this twitter contest to let fans help name the movie with a good subtitle. you know, like, sequels always get like, a good subtitle, like, "this time it's personal." something like that. so, i came up with "sharknado 2: i still know what you did last sharknado." [ laughter ] but you can probably top that. anyways, if you want to enter the contest just tweet your title to @syfymovies using the hashtag "sharknado." syfy will pick the best one, and you can be part of cinema history, so do it. [ cheers and applause ] it's fun. and now guys, it is time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons," here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the "pros and cons" of being a major league all-star. t

we saw apple with steve jobs, we saw apple without steve jobs. we saw apple with steve jobs. now we're going to see apple without steve jobs. >> rose: so you're shorting apple? >> i'm not shorting apple. i like tim cook, there are a lot of talented people. >> rose: you just said apple is going down without steve jobs. that's exactly what you said. apple is going down without steve jobs. >> okay, i'll say it publicly. he's irreplaceable. i don't see how they can -- they will not be nearly so successful because he's gone. you can already feel it, he made all the decisions. he ran everything. he made every single decision. i know he loved to share the credit and that's fine, but i'm telling you, he made every single decision. i was there, i watched it. for 25 years. he made every -- he decided how you -- how you paid -- how you checked out of the apple store. he decided where things were in the apple store. he picked the colors of the original imacs. sorry no beige was his. a thousand songs in your pocket was his. >> rose: (laughs) i hear you. >> the name "ipad, i tunes, iphone"

>> steve: what is it really? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: that guy's a fool! >> jimmy: you have it tattooed on your lower back. >> steve: i do. i mean, i know the phrase. but it is nonsense words that mean a great deal to me. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this next one is from @loribriggs. she says, "give me the beef, boys, to free my soul." ♪ [ singing ] >> steve: "give me the beef, boys and free my soul. i wanna get lost --" >> jimmy: "in a kaiser roll." [ laughter ] >> steve: beef on a kaiser roll. >> jimmy: yeah. this one's from @laurenhollis16. she said, in "brown-eyed girl," i thought the first words were "hey there, amigo." [ laughter ] [ both sing ] "hey there, amigo." [ laughter ] >> steve: hey, rodrigo. >> jimmy: "como estas?" [ laughter ] [ singing in spanish ] [ laughter ] this one's from @jordanpace13. he says, "some nights stay i up, splashing in my bathtub." [ laughter ] >> steve: some nights i get my rubber ducky out. >> jimmy: this one's from @missystone. she said, "i thought the

he's like, guilty or something. >> steve: guilty. >> jimmy: he's guilty. >> steve: he did something.mething wrong. >> jimmy: i don't know what he's doing. >> steve: yes -- oh. ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, nra, for sponsoring a nascar race in texas, and for giving new meaning to the phrase "i call shotgun." [ laughter ] no, i mean -- >> steve: you might want to fix that. >> jimmy: i call glock. [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, the papal conclave, for sounding less like how the pope gets chosen and more like the secret room where the pope eats cheetos and plays call of duty all day. [ with italian accent ] i'm going to down to the pope-a conclave. >> steve: i'm gonna go play-a ps3. play-a call of duty. >> jimmy: is that how his voice sounds? >> steve: that's how he sounds. >> jimmy: are you sure? [ with italian accent ] >> steve: call of-a duty. [ light laughter ] hey, i'm going to play-a the game on the computer console. >> jimmy: hey -- keep it down -- >> steve: hey, i'm-a the pope! you no tell-a me what to do! pope-a! that's how he talks because he's argentinean, right?

>> steve: no.the lottery being here. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: good night, good night. ♪ >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: unbelievable. still pandering for applause. [ light laughter ] it's so sad. you guys, this is a crazy, crazy story. last week, a woman in nevada actually gave birth to a healthy baby boy in the bathroom of a subway restaurant. >> steve: aw. >> jimmy: yeah. afterwards the manager was like, "aw, you still have to buy something. [ laughter ] it's just the rules. restrooms are for customers only." this is pretty surprising to me. they just did the study that found that if given a choice, most americans would not want to live to the age of 120. people don't want to live to 120. except for that group -- people who are at 119. [ light laughter ] "one more year." i would do it. >> steve: yeah. i saw this video online the other day that made me laugh. i love this video. it's this guy, he's in scotland, right, and he's decided to try and put on this tae kwon do demonstration. okay, you see this?

>> steve: oh. >> jimmy: that's the way to do it. >> steve: that's the best. >> jimmy: how many microwaveot too shabby. >> jimmy: absolutely not. don't do it? oh, i'm not doing it then. [ laughter ] >> steve: don't do it. >> jimmy: i have it in the pan, cast iron's the new jam. >> steve: it is. >> jimmy: so you get that, you burn your hand and go out to eat. [ laughter ] >> steve: exactly, you go out to eat. and get an egg-a-muffin. >> jimmy: exactly. [ applause ] oh, i'd like to say congrats to simon cowell, who has announced that he's expecting his first child. congratulations, simon. that's very exciting. today, he was spotted at baby gap shopping for t-shirts, and then he was like, [ as cowell ] "you know while i'm here, i should probably get something for the baby. [ laughter ] a black v-neck, black v-neck, and whatever the baby wants." that's right, simon cowell is going to be a dad. but it might be awkward when the baby comes out and simon's like -- [ as cowell ] "it's a no for me, i'm afraid." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here's some news about time warner. they just announce