>> steve: yes! [ ding ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> steve: sit up straight.han normal. >> jimmy: oh. what does that means? >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: all right. [ laughter ] >> steve: jimmy, who holds -- >> oh, god. i even know this. >> steve: -- the nfl record for the most quarterback sacks in a a single season? who could it be? >> jimmy: justin bieber. [ laughter ] >> steve: judges? [ buzzer ] no. [ sad horn plays ] michael strahan. [ laughter ] ready? are you ready? >> jimmy: no, man. [ laughter ] strahan? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: ugh. he's going to be mad at me, yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: kelly. in "the big lebowski," what is the drink of choice for jeff bridges character the dude? ♪ it's a white russian [ laughter ] >> jimmy: argh! how do you know "the big lebowski"? what girl knows "big lewbowski"? [ laughter ] >> steve: 3, 2, 1 -- [ audience ohs ] >> steve: so close. so close! >> jimmy: this is four gallons of water, by the way. >> that was such a weak step. a weak step! >> steve: jimmy. this is for the whole -- >> jimmy: no, it's not. i'm going to ge

>> steve: of. of. of! >> small? >> steve: up! >> tiny? miniature? >> steve: little, little, little.- [ cheers ] >> steve: little lady. little hot. >> "the little women." >> jimmy: yes! we did it! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: little women? what was it? >> jimmy: the champs! "little women!" >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: our thanks to steve higgins, halle berry, chris colfer. "extant" premieres tomorrow night at nine. you gotta watch that show. more of the "tonight show" after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ the beam family has a long history of doing things their own way. in fact, ey age every drop of jim beam twice as long as the law requires for a true kentucky straight bourbon. ♪ so four long years from now... i'll be back for this one. that's how jim beam makes history. how will you make yours? guy: woman: but, but, jimmy. the one you want. all of these travel sites seem the same. captain obvious: i always use hotels.com. with their loyalty program, i get a free night for every ten nights i collect. so they're not the same, because they're differen

steve and his wife took their purchases to the cabin.ah may have found evidence that steve had been there earlier with his lover. regardless, the forensic evidence suggests an argument ensued and had turned violent. while in the jeep, steve repeatedly smashed deborah's head into the mirror knob inside window, causing the brain injuries that killed her. then steve tried to devise a plan to cover up the crime. while driving home, he saw the parked car alongside the highway and decided to stage an accident. he got the jeep into position moved his seat back with his bloody hands, and made sure his seatbelt was fastened while deborah's wasn't and then braced himself for impact. the jeep traveled 130 feet at 40 miles per hour directly into the back, left side of the parked car. deborah's arm and bloody sweater struck the windshield, proof that she was bleeding before the crash. after the crash, steve tried to break the side window to make the crash look worse, but a passing motorist stopped before steve could do it. >> i'm convinced he tried t

>> steve: no.er ] >> jimmy: it was christmas eve. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: grandma's drinking. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] ♪ she had a wig on that matched the candles on the table. >> steve: yeah, because you guys always celebrate christmas together. with grandma and your grandpa and a bunch of people, yeah. >> jimmy: my grandmother got ran over by a reindeer. [ laughter ] >> steve: are you serious? when? >> jimmy: christmas eve. >> steve: where and when? >> jimmy: it was christmas eve, and the worst part, she had -- who -- we found her corpse. she was n -- naked. [ laughter ] >> steve: naked in the snow. >> jimmy: outside. hoof prints on her forehead. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, my god. did it shake you or your grandpa's faith? >> jimmy: no, no. no, no. we still believe in santa. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: you and grandpa still believe. >> jimmy: yeah. that's the name of my new album. "didn't shake my faith." i love it. [ laughter ] >> steve: like "losing my religion." >> jimmy: didn't

>> steve: uncle daddy?> jimmy: some good news -- [ laughter ] there's a new report out and it shows supermodel gisele bundchen made $47 million in the last year. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: it gets weird when tom brady gets his paycheck and she's like, "aw, good for you. i'll take you to the mall and get you something nice." [ laughter ] this is just weird. the klu klux klan -- uh, the ku klux klan -- oh, who cares? [ laughter ] the ku kulx klan is handing out free candy to people in south carolina to get them to join their organization. although, it's really not working, because no one likes white chocolate. [ laughter and applause ] uh, did you hear about this? kim kardashian's new mobile video game for phones? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: she has a video game. you're not going to believe this. i'm glad -- i'm happy you're sitting down. [ laughter ] it's so popular, it's expected to make $200 million this year. >> steve: what? kim kardashian. $200 million, which is why today mario and luigi made a a sex tape. [

>> steve: i got a shamrock shake. >> jimmy: okay. >> steve: and a mcrib. >> jimmy: that's cool. >> stevelaughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to hang up. have a good night. [ laughter ] [ imitates phone ringing ] [ laughter ] i'm not going to pick it up. i'm not going to pick it up. [ imitates phone ringing ] i'm going to do anything else. i'm moving on. >> steve: uh, yeah, this is jimmy fallon. leave your name and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my voice -- >> steve: so, if you have a a message for me, just leave a a number -- >> jimmy: that's not my voice. >> steve: -- at the beep because i'm not home right now. so, if you want to reach me -- >> jimmy: it won't shut off! [ laughter ] >> steve: hello, hello. >> jimmy: hello? >> steve: yeah, hi. i was wondering if you want some crack? >> jimmy: all right, bye. [ laughter ] >> steve: that was your answering machine. >> jimmy: do you want crack with that? ♪ thank you, apple plans for a a smart wrist watch. wow, a device that can do all the things an iphones can do plus tell the time like an iphone does? count me in! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve:

. >> steve: that's mean.st rude. >> jimmy: that's rude. i read that republican scott brown, he's running for senate in new hampshire. he recently hid in the bathroom of a restaurant to avoid answering a reporter's questions. nothing tells voters you have nothing to hide like literally running and hiding. [ laughter ] "i'm not in here! told you i'm not in here." big music news. it's rumored that adele is planning to launch her first tour since 2012. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. i'm excited. everyone's pretty excited. in fact, today, she got a call from john travolta saying, "good luck, adina." >> steve: aww. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and it's really -- everyone's excited. >> steve: that's nice. >> jimmy: everyone's psyched up. there are reports that amazon is coming out with a new service for the kindle that will be like a netflix for books. yep, you can look at a bunch of different books, but you don't have to buy them. [ light laughter ] or as -- or as barnes and noble calls that, our business model. [ laughte

-- >> steve: oh!wing! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ooh, boy. yeah. this one's from kendra billski in springfield, missouri. she was looking at some wedding photo proofs and -- saw this one here. there's the proof -- [ laughter ] right there. ahooh! ahoohgah! [ laughter ] the os are in -- an interesting place. [ laughter ] i was pretty much just like that one. >> steve: yeah. that's it, i'm ordering it. >> jimmy: that's great, man. we can't -- we can't order her photos. >> steve: yeah. why not? >> jimmy: no, no, no. this next one is from melissa meyer in st. louis. love st. louis. its's a groupon ad for dog's chew toy. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: all right. there's some of the features here. look at the fourth one down. recommended for dogs and gerbils between 20 and 50 pounds. [ laughter ] >> steve: 50 pound gerbil. >> jimmy: dude, have i talked to you about how big my gerbil's gotten? >> steve: how big is your gerbil? "big enough!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know, man. that's the problem. >> steve: i don't

>> steve: yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: at that point -- >> steve: why not?g the bell. >> jimmy: and then we have goes to the bathroom. a horse goes to the bathroom wherever he's standing. rob ford -- yep. there you have -- [ laughter and applause ] next up, there's description. for a horse, we have black mare. for rob ford, we have crack mayor. >> steve: very similar. but different. and finally, there's ridden by. horses are ridden by jockeys. rob ford is ridden by late night comedians. there you go. i have to do my job. [ cheers and applause ] it's my job. i have to do that. i'm sorry. don't take it personal, rob. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: this is kind of cool. last night, a 105-year-old woman threw out the first pitch of the san diego padres game. isn't that amazing? [ cheers and applause ] that's amazing, right? it got a bit weird when she turned to 50 cent and said, "now, that's how you throw a a baseball, bitch." [ laughter ] >> steve: what? [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's not how you talk to people. >> steve: that's rude. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, this

. >> steve: yeah.eah, that's good. >> steve: twerk it. >> jimmy: i saw that miley cyrus was just in the news for tattooing a smiley face on her assistant's ankle. when asked if he minded getting the tattoo, billy ray said, "i'm just happy to be working." [ laughter ] >> steve: hey. whoa. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that can't be true. >> steve: that can't -- that's a joke. >> jimmy: he's not -- that's a -- >> steve: i think that's a a joke. >> jimmy: that was a joke? >> steve: yeah, that was a a joke. that's not true. >> jimmy: yeah, that's not true. [ laughter ] i don't know if you've seen this or not, but arby's has come out with a new sandwich. they're calling it the "mega meat stacker." [ laughter ] it has three different kinds of meat. it has turkey, ham and corned beef. although, i thought it was weird when they put finger quotes around each of those. it's just that -- [ laughter ] "ham. we have turkey. [ laughter ] right? yeah, we can say turkey. and, uh -- and a third -- a third protein.

>> steve: i want a mcrib!ghter ] >> jimmy: hey, i want to say congratulations to jimmy kimmel and his wife. he had a baby girl yesterday. isn't that nice? [ cheers and applause ] that's nice. i found out when my parents called me and said congratulations. i'm like, "no, i'm the other jimmy, mom." [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: i get no respect. [ laughter ] check this out. a company in the u.k. is making news for developing a new vegetable called brussel-kale, the hybrid of brussels sprouts and kale. yeah. they said, "we got the idea from a child's nightmare." [ laughter ] what made you scream, honey? [ laughter ] i saw that taco bell just announced that it will launch a a new high-protein menu next week. it will feature items with 500 calories or less. when asked what the protein was made out of, taco bell executives we like, "animals?" [ laughter ] "can we say that? yeah, yeah, animals." [ laughter ] as we said earlier, this sunday is the world cup between germany and argentina. this is the final. th

>> steve: cammy d.! >> jimmy: dvd! >> steve: dvd! >> jimmy: blu ray dvd!the blu-ray dvd. >> steve: cammy d. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: make sure you get those monster cables. or else the dvd is useless. >> steve: it be like garbage. like watching somebody defecate. [ laughter ] solid gold monster cables coming in. if you want to look at it with your eyes, hey it's a free country. we don't live in soviet russia. go ahead, buy it. >> jimmy: how are you still employed at this best buy? you are the worst. >> steve: i'm not. no, i just here and give people advice. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> steve: i'm going to get out of here on my jazzy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: plus, he's a a fantastic actor. you know him from "the book of mormon." he's also the voice of olaf in "frozen." very talented human being. josh gad is dropping by! [ cheers and applause ] josh gad. awesome. and for music, if you enjoy music, our buddy jack antonoff is here. you know jack, he dates lena dunham. you know him from the group fun. this is no fun. >> steve: really? [ laughter ] >> jimm

♪ >> steve: wait, what?g something. ♪ >> steve: he's smirky, but -- >> jimmy: yeah, he's smirky. >> steve: i don't know what that is. that's creepy. >> jimmy: is he chewing? is he chewing something? >> steve: i think he's at a -- he's at a strip club in his mind. >> jimmy: something's in his mouth. >> steve: what's in his mouth? is it chaw? is it, like, skoal? copenhagen? >> jimmy: chewing tobacco. chewing tobacky. >> steve: is it a skoal bandit? >> jimmy: chewing tobacky. >> steve: well -- ding. >> jimmy: okay. ♪ thank you, ryan gosling and eva mendes, for expecting your first child. [ applause ] i heard that "people" magazine has already named it the "most beautiful person" for 2033. [ light laughter ] good looking people. >> steve: good looking people. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, fitness tracking devices, for letting me know exactly how long i sat on the couch today. [ laughter and applause ] four hours. >> steve: all right. should i get up? nope. >> jimmy: nope. ♪ thank you, amazon, for planning a new service

>> steve: great kid movie. here's one from master chef host gordon ramsay. he replied, [ imitating gordon ramsey ] "your food is complete rubbish and you should be ashamed of yourself." let's see the question. "hey gordon, it's mom. just want to say, i love you." [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: he's brutally honest. >> steve: brutally honest. >> jimmy: brutally honest. >> steve: can't hide it. >> jimmy: he's depressing. no b.s. i got it. well we got a reply from my pal arnold schwarzenegger. he responded, "maleficent." let's see the question. "how do you pronounce magnificent?" [ imitating schwarzenegger ] >> steve: maleficent. >> jimmy: maleficent. >> steve: maleficent. >> jimmy: maleficent! get to the chopper. >> steve: it's not a tumor! >> jimmy: it's maleficient. no that's malignant. >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: sorry. >> jimmy: the tumor's maleficent! [ laughter ] i saw the movie it's fantastic. it's "maleficent." no magnificent. >> steve: magnificent. >> jimmy: i don't get it

>> steve: all right. gentlemen, ready? >> ready! >> steve: set. go! >> oh! man. [ laughter ] >> oh, no! no! oh! yeah! scoreboard! yeah! ha! >> jimmy: ah! [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hugh jackman right there! "x-men: days of future past" is in theaters friday. we'll be right back with jimmy page. ♪ ♪ this is a steak? [sighs] let's make this right. stay low and spread out. [yawns] nicely done. [crunch] cheezy. that's it. sprinkle it on top. enough! ah, check please. [clank] ♪ ...awwwwlright, bird! hay daaaaaaaayyyyy!!! download hay day for free. guess the mcmuffin doesn'tthe think hashbrowns matter. it's ok, hashbrowns... ...we still love you. the new am crunchwrap from taco bell. eggs, bacon, cheese, plus a very meaningful hash brown inside. wrapped and grilled to go. [bong] wrapped and grilled to go. f provokes lust. ♪ it elicits pride... ...incites envy... ♪ ...and unleashes wrath. ♪ temptation comes in many heart-pounding forms. but only one letter. "f". the performance marque from lexus. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we're joined ri

we have robin wright. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: yeah. we have morgan freeman. >> steve: what?have jon hamm. >> steve: what?! >> jimmy: yeah. coming up, music from weezer and jeff tweedy's gonna be here this week. this week. but first, tonight, we have such a fun show. this guy is a huge movie star, one of the all time wwe legends and the star - - this movie is gigantic. if you want to go see a fun summer movie, it's finally here. this big action film, get some popcorn and go check it out this week. "hercules" is in theaters everywhere this friday. the rock himself, dwayne johnson, is in the house! [ applause ] we're talk to dwayne about new movie and get a really intense look at his new fitness regimen. very intense look. you don't want to miss that. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: from nbc's hit show "america's got talent," mel b. is here! [ cheers and applause ] it will be fun meeting her. i like her. and this -- i'm so excited for this. he's making his u.s. television debut on our stage tonight. i heard the song in jamaica. i was there just hanging out, and -- [ laughter ] >> steve

>> jimmy: facebook poked. >> steve: oh, okay. laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, no, no, no, no. >> steve: no, you deserve it! >> jimmy: come on. so ridiculous, don't. that's what i like, silence. [ laughter ] and, finally, the library of congress says that it's planning to release a a collection of love letters that president warren harding wrote to his mistress back in 1910. in fact we were able to get our hands on one of the letters here at the "tonight show." [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: take a look at this letter. "you up?" we have a great show, everybody. give it up for the roots, right there! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to our show tonight. i am so happy to be back. i missed you guys so much. oh my gosh. thank you for having us back and thank you for watching. we had two weeks off. we had a two-week break, and, man, it was fun to be on break. but it was just really great for me to go out and just meet people that watch the show. it's so exciting to see that we have so many different people wh

s good. >> steve: chestnuts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. here ya go. >> steve: that?s the man?me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. well, here?s some news out of washington. house spker hn boehner is threatening to sue president obama for using executive actions to create laws instead of going through congress first. and then obama just shrugged and made a new law that said you can?t sue the president. [ laughter ] [ obama impression ] i can do this all day, boehner. [ laughter ] that?s right. john boehner wants to sue president obama. although it?s going to be weird when boehner walks into the supreme court and you hear. ♪ [ "peoples court" music ] this is the plaintiff, house speaker john boehner. he claims that the president abused his power to pass laws. [ laughter ] he also claims obama promised to replace four tires on his jeep grand cherokee and never followed through. [ laughter ] i?m doug llewelyn. [ laughter and applause ] doug llewelyn reference. pye -- ug d >> jimahat. atsals : mye mi amsodid ♪ a ♪ >> jimmy: ole, ole! >> crowd: ole, ole! >> jimmy: ole oh oh ah! >> c

>> steve: hey, hey. >> jimmy: hey, hey, yo. [ laughter ] he's my good buddy. >> steve: take a flight. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: yeah, yeah. a flight of stairs. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: this is kind of a a crazy story. police in chicago said they're looking for two men in their late 50s who robbed a pharmacy and stole more than a thousand dollars worth of viagra. [ laughter ] that's going to be weird when they catch the guys and say, "stick 'em up! oh, they are." "that's more than -- that's over four hours. you should call somebody." [ laughter and applause ] that's right. two men in their late 50s stole over a thousand dollars worth of viagra. police describe them as six feet tall, average build and really happy to see you. [ laughter ] i guess with weed becoming legal everywhere, this is a a very important issue here, but i saw that the federal government has been handing out free marijuana to people, then putting them in a driving simulator to test the effects of stoned driving. that's right. people got high and pretended to drive, or, as that's more commonly kno

i felt useful and after that steve was a lot easier. ish. [laughter] here he said d.c. 20 minutes you can prepare a plan to sell 10,000 computers per month as support that in about 25 minutes? he did it he rarely saw steven the unconscious moment i call this steve jobs pretending to be human.ye >> what i observed it is all about trust he had to know they're willing to die for that idea and potentially in a startup if someone presented something that he did not like that person he could start attacking this is the stupidest idea i had the first scene. i've editing for prime time. [laughter] if the engineer was pitcher and had done their homework they would say no. it is not stupid. no. no. it is good. and go back and forth five or 10 minutes. it would seem like the eternity but then the flash floods which did he would say okay that he would go to the next. it was amazing to watch. i am not condoning bad behavior but somehow he could marshal these brilliant scientist to do what he wanted to go with against the laws of physics as they reminded

like a freaky friday. >> steve: freaky friday. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: dude!jimmy: the "new york times" says the government should legalize marijuana, because the current laws against weed are useless and outdated. and then they said, "you know, like a newspaper." [ laughter ] [ applause ] i love it the "new york times." >> steve: love it! >> jimmy: i do. i read it all the time. i don't read just the sunday paper. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: i read monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday. >> steve: so you don't get the weekender, you get the whole -- >> jimmy: i get the whole thing. i wake up in the morning. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: tall glass of -- tall glass of butter milk. [ laughter ] read the paper. >> steve: yep. get in your incline boots. >> jimmy: yeah, i get into anti-gravity boots. [ laughter ] hang upside down. >> steve: yep. get the pet rock out and you're set. >> jimmy: but i was reading -- and you can tell the paper was kind of pro-weed by looking at the weekend's cross word puzzle. take a look at some of the clues. one across -- "a five le

i ever met. >> steve: happiest guy i've ever met. >> jimmy: yep. >> steve: happiest place on earth.ead. [ laughter ] lot of stuff going on in that old poyser. ♪ thank you, new report that found that nintendo has lost over a billion dollars in the last three years, or to put it in nintendo terms -- [ mario bros. sound effect ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ thank you, roger federer for welcoming your second set of twins this week and proving you're also pretty good at doubles. [ laughter ] second set of twins. [ applause ] >> steve: he won the second set. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, graduation gowns, for basically saying this is one of the most important days of your life. so dress in your finest clothing then throw this loose fitting garbage sack over the top of it. [ cheers and applause ] wear the square hat too. that's what the smart people wear. >> steve: smart people wear da hat. >> jimmy: they wear da square hats. >> steve: you can put da little banner over da ribbon. [ laughter ] james graduated from good times university, right? [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, mothers, for being

i'm steve phelps with nascar. >> hi, steve. peter. >> hey, steve. koehl, skullduggery. >> hey, steve, how are you? welcome to our new york office. you know, marcus had asked me to take the meeting. this is a little bit unusual for us, but wanted to take the meeting to understand what it is about your company that you believe will help the nascar brand. >> let me go first. steve, why do you think nascar's good for skullduggery? [laughing] >> so, you know, we are in a really good spot at this particular point. the sport's growing. we're really trying to attract a much younger audience, a more diverse audience. you know, we're finding partners to invest with us in s.t.e.m. >> i'm sorry, ste--stem? >> s.t.e.m. science, technology, engineering, math. >> okay, okay. >> nascar is a technology-driven enterprise, and i think it's awesome that they want to attract kids through education. >> and so the question is, do you have something that you could focus on that? 'cause that's an important area for us. >> um, i'm havin'--you know, i had some meetings with--

>> jimmy: he's serious. >> steve: wait now he's happy. >> jimmy: he's happy. >> steve: oh no, no he'sis he mad? i don't know what's happening there. >> steve: oh, there he is. >> jimmy: he's very happy. >> steve: he's so cute. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you taco bell's new quesarito for being a a burritto stuffed inside a a quesadilla stuffed inside a a stoner. [ laughter ] [ applause ] can i have four quesaritos? give me like 20 quesaritos and -- >> steve: give me four quesaritos and 20 quesaditos. [ laughter ] i just got a case of the diarrhe-o. >> jimmy: oh! hey! [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you justin bieber for appearing in yet another video where you can be seen making racial slurs. you are really developing quite a sterling reputation. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, microwave ding for reminding me that my dinner is ready and that my ex-wife is never coming back. [ audience aws ] [ ding ] ♪ oh this is too hot. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you ring bearers at weddings for allowing the bride and groom to entrust their most valuable jewelry to a a four-year-old who still p

>> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: what did you end up doing? street sweeping for a while. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey this is a nice story here. in a new interview president obama revealed that his daughter malia recently went to her first prom. [ audience aws ] yep she wore a corsage on her wrist while her date wore a red laser dot on his head. [ laughter ] i don't want to dance anymore. i don't want to dance anymore. it's been fun, it's been fun, bye. are you crying? yeah. crying. >> steve: i want to go home. i want to go home. >> jimmy: i'm having a great time. in the same interview, president obama said that hillary clinton would be very effective if she ran for president. [ cheers and applause ] and then joe biden said thank you very -- wait, what? [ laughter ] i'm standing right here, buddy. right next to you. i can hear what you're saying. check this out. a newly leaked document shows the nsa has been collecting millions of pictures of people online for it's sophisticated facial recognition program. oh yeah, no americans said this is a hu

>> i'm well. >> steve phelps. >> hey, steve, how are you? our new york office. >> marcus had asked me to take the meeting. that's a little bit unusual for us, but wanted to take the meeting and understand what it is about your company that you believe will help the nascar brand. >> let me go first. steve, why do you think nascar is good for skulduggery? >> so, you know, we're in a real good spot at this particular point. the sport is growing. we're really trying to attract a much younger audience, more diverse audience. we're finding partners to invest with in stem. >> stem? >> science, technology, engineering and math. >> nascar is the technology-driven enterprise and it's awesome they want to attract kids through education. >> and the question is do you have something that you can focus on that, because that's an important area for us? >> i haven't -- i had some meetings -- i just met with toys "r" us, walgreens and kmart. >> yeah. >> and they didn't think nascar was a good idea. no interest at all. >> hearing the stuff that's coming out o

>> he was steve jobs partner, you know, and the founder of apple. once again it shows how partnerships in teamwork can work. because steve wozniak creates the circuit board will becomes the apple one and the apple ii. he's a genius at knowing how to create circuit, with very few components in order to turn it in to a hobbyist computer, but i've a computer you can use at home. he loves giving it away. is part of the old ethos. he takes the sheet about works out and gives it away to all the members of the homebrew computer club so they can build one. what happens is his friend just down the street, steve jobs, said no, we should build these and we should sell them. so they create a little company which they call apple. so what it takes to innovate is not just the person who has the idea which is wozniak but it takes the person this is how we going to execute, how are we going to turn this into a commercial machine, which is what steve jobs did. how we put a beautiful face around the? how can we get a power supply? how are we going to gather it all tog

that's what you do when you're camping. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: come on dude. >> steve: come on.ow "fancy?" i like that one. this one's from @brockstar35. he says, "my friend thought it would be funny to wake us up by shooting a shotgun right by our tent and yelling like someone shot him." >> steve: that's not funny. >> jimmy: it seems funny a a little bit. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: what's wrong with people? that's insane. this one's from @caramarie6791. she says, "i thought i packed a a tent, but instead, i accidentally packed a pop-up soccer goal." useless, useless on a camping trip. you might even, like, trap animals. i don't even know what i would do. this one is from @marcmacweb. he says, "pulled off the road late one night to set up camp, thought we found a really nice spot, but woke up on a golf course." this is perfect, man. let's just unpack right here. fore! >> jimmy: this one is from @julia888. she says, "at the sleep away camp i went to, we weren't allowed to say the word hate. instead, we had to say uncamperiffic." >> jimmy: this one is from @dannyp58. he says, "every

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. that feels so good. i feel the love. i feel the love. welcome to "the tonight show", everybody. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got a great show for you tonight. welcome, everybody. >> audience member: love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: here's what people are talking about. another setback for our pal, toronto mayor rob ford. [ laughter ] i heard that -- he recently broke his pinky toe while he was working out. [ laughter ] and people are very concerned and had a lot of questions. mainly, how'd you really do it? "i tripped on a hooker." [ laughter ] when the doctor told him his toe was broken, ford looked down and said, "i guess i'll just have to take your word for it." ford's doctor wrote a a prescription for pain meds, but then the pharmacy said, "actually, we get most of our drugs from him, so this usually comes in on wednesday, so we'll figure that out." [ laughter and applause ] doesn't make much sense. but

steve well i think it's a mix steve was ahead of the curve and he's very much focused on shared services and how you create more efficiencies through shared services we probably wouldn't have princeton borough and princeton township as one entity if steve hadn't started that conversation but don't we need more of that? we do need more of that but not at the risk of blowing up the small towns, there's a uniqueness to having a small town field and government at the local level makes a lot of sense and so what we can do is have different answers in different parts of the state just like massachusetts and connecticut have a different answer than maryland different parts of new jersey can have a different answer because in maryland they got rid of wasteful governments on the and in massachusetts and connecticut they got rid of county governments so you can have a mixture i believe in new jersey where you can have a different answer in a different part and but i think that i mean yes steve was ahead of the curve on this issue it's an importnat part of the solution we also need to understand th

what happens is his friend just down the street, steve jobs, said no, we should build these and we should sell them. so they create a little company which they call apple. so what it takes to innovate is not just the person who has the idea which is wozniak but it takes the person this is how we going to execute, how are we going to turn this into a commercial machine, which is what steve jobs did. how we put a beautiful face around the? how can we get a power supply? how are we going to gather it all together? so the greatest teams, whether it's the people inventing the transistor, the microchip, the personal computer like steve jobs and wozniak usually have sort of a visionary engineering type but also a hard-nosed business type, and that team pulled together a great things like apple or intel. >> walter isaacson, inputting the innovators together, you crowdsourced this book a little bit. >> the internet was invented in order to allow people to collaborate on the research. that was the original done by the defense department and the internet which is if you want people in different reso

steve? we've seen a flurry of deals in that. >> i think there's a lot of skepticism -- steve, saying, a lot of skepticism whether or not the president can even get this one sliver of tax reform through, let alone have hopes for broader tax reform in the united states. >> sure. steve weiss? >> the answer is, no, he can't. doesn't have the political capital to get it done. republicans are blocking hill. they want to be part of a larger tax revision code, and if that's hases, and happens and see it if they get the house and senate next year, we'll see the market explode, if we can lower our tax rate. >> one second, steve. you do have issues going to come ak at the end of september. export/import bank and highway trust dmufund that needs capita. what about a tax holiday, repatriation in '04 to fund the highway trust fund? negotiation needs to be had before september? >> my understanding, the president is not in favor of one-time tax holidays in the past. in part because he thinks there's a pav l

and that was dr steve hanke the professor of applied economics at john hopkins university. time now for a very quick break but stick around because when we return we're bringing you the best of the very best from this past week and it's the end of the week which means it's time to hear from you edward harrison ira talk when your viewer feedback and our weekly accrued interest segment plus remember you can see also been featured on today's show on youtube youtube dot com slash boom bust our teeth and on hulu hulu dot com slash zoom dash now we got to go before we do here are a look at some your closing numbers of the bell coming back at us. where you're. going. to. be. a little. welcome back to the end of the week and that means it's time for our best of the very best segment first up carl denham grrr is talking about the apple i.b.m. deal he explains what he thinks is going on and why it's i.b.m.'s bid for relevance then francis coppola is on to talk about the difficulties of using monetary policy to manage the economy after that steve king talks about how our debt levels a

>> he was the partner of steve jobs and the founding of apple. once again it shows us team work. because he created the circuit board for the apple on an apple ii. he's a genius of knowing how to create circuits with very cute view components in order to turn it in to a hobby computer, the type that we could use at home. he loved talking about how it works out and what happens steve jobs says no, we should build this and we should sell it. so they create a company that they called apple. so what it takes to innovate is not just that the person has the idea, but also says how are we going to execute this and how are we going to turn this into a commercial machine, which is what steve jobs did. so are we going to get a power supply and how are we going to gather all together? so whether it's the people with the microchip or otherwise, they usually have a visionary engineering time and also a business type and that all together and creates things like apple and intel. >> putting the innovators together, crowd sourcing a little bit. >> the internet was invented in order to allow peop

and that was dr steve hanke the professor of applied economics at john hopkins university. time now for a very quick break but stick around because when we return we're bringing you the best of the very best from this past week and it's the end of the week which means it's time to hear from you edward harrison and i are tackling our viewer feedback and our weekly accrued interest segment plus remember you can see also when speeches on today show on you tube youtube dot com slash boom bust our teeth and on hulu hulu dot com slash boom dot us now we got to go before we do here are a look at some your buzzer numbers of the bell come on back at us. i would rather as questions to people in positions of power instead of speaking on their behalf and that's why you can find my show larry king now right here on our t.v. question lol. well you're going to like. a. pleasure to have you with us here on our t.v. today i roll researcher. welcome back now to the end of the week and that means it's time for our best of the very best segment first up carl denham grrr is talking about the ap

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our steve keeley was covering this story yesterday. thirty-nine year old alfredo trayjo died from his injuries from the accident. now 61 year-old jose sosa of camden is charged with leaving the scene of the the deadly crash and driving with the suspend add license. sosa is behind bars on $58,000 bail. >>> developing in m ali we know 116 people are dead after plane went missing and crash in the country. french officials are investigating. it is believed bad weather is behind it. france's interior minister has in the yet ruled outer wrist many. one of the two black boxes have been located. thinks third international aviation disaster in a week. also another tough day for families of the victims on board malaysia airlines flight 17. two military aircraft, carried more victims remains out of ukraine and in the netherland. this is a week after the plane was shot down. forensic experts are now beginning the long process of identifying those victims. meanwhile, united states says it does have have evidence that russia is now attacking ukraini

now, let's go to steve.have a good weekend. >> thank u sir. >> i've had two tweets saying it's sunny and warm. it's going to be hot and warm everywhere else. it looks cooler in the weekend especially sunday. >> we're not going to see the same temperature in the coast. >> no. >> like a couple of weeks ago. >> maybe 35 degrees. >> we thank you for making ktvu your news. >> we're always here for you on twitter and facebook and on ktvu.com. have a great weekend, and stay cool. >>> hey, everyone. we have the best videos of the day and the stories behind them "right this minute." ♪ >>> a heart stopping scene as a baby crawls behind a car that backs over him. >> watch. people come out of the house. >> amazing response that gets him out alive. >>> rescuers try to reach something. see if they can catch him before the tide does. >>> a man jumps out a truck, this tiger knows. >> what's about to go down. >> how a robber got everything

olver. -- steve ballmer. >> everyone was rooting for a better organization.s a golden state warriors fan, i am hoping for a worse clippers, it is too good right now. pretty excited. excited, and they are now in a position to be more competitive, to attract top talent. while they were going through all of this, any of the top players they wanted to bring to the clippers would not have those conversations with them because they said they did not knew who was going to own a come september. so hopefully now they will be able to get beyond that hurdle. they have a lot of good talent as it is, but now theyey can moe forward. steve ballmer has deep pockets, and he is willing to spend money. >> thank you. the story, it is a fascinating one. the valuation of teams and how they get sold. robert joins me now, he is the founder of inter-circle for -- inner circle sports. about -- i was surprised how quickly the process went through. a tivo he'd tried to buy for. is it a difficult process? >> it is a time-consuming process because of the background checks a potential new

back to you. >> all right, steve. thank you, sir. much appreciated. >>> still ahead on "way too early," a president yeial send- for derek jeter at the yankees/rangers game. >>> and speaking of presidents, there's one that's been up to more than just painting. we're talking about president george w. bush and his secret project that's now been unveiled. >>> and then, can you guess which actor is in line to play mike tyson in an upcoming movie about the boxer's life? it's a good pick, too. that and weather when "way too early" comes right back. ♪ >> no one is quite sure which side won our lost, but the baseball strike is over. >> the players were back in ballparks across the country. >> before the season resumes, more than 700 games will have been lost. >> it's the most unusual year in baseball history. (vo) get ready! fancy feast broths. they're irresistabowl... completely unbelievabowl... totally delectabowl. real silky smooth or creamy broths. everything she's been waiting for. carefully crafted with real seafood, real veggies, and n

facilities and steve is telling us what effect that could have on the dollar and at the end of the week which means it's viewer feedback day here on boom bust edward harrison i address your questions comments concerns i live on the show you won't want to miss the moment when it all starts right. now and right now rupert murdoch wants time warner and he's selling off assets to get it friday twenty first century fox said that it was selling its a talian and german paid television assets to british sky broadcasting better known as b. sky b. which is by the way thirty nine percent owned by fox for more than nine billion dollars now this is just the latest sign of consolidation in the european media industry and the deal comes after time warner rejected a billion dollar takeover offer by rupert murdoch's twenty first century fox now analysts expect mr murdoch will make an improved offer to acquire time warner and the sale of fox as european assets could prove that the company with will then have enough extra financial ammunition that it needs to purchase what it wants now in the deal announc

what are you now hearing, steve? reporter: we didn't mayer what the neighbors it, that is a hearing blood curling screams coming from the corn nerve strawberry mansion after midnight. they called 911, and police arriving within seconds finds the woman screaming and find the same thing she did. her two parents, 79 year olds dad, rufus perry, 66 year old mother, gladys perry, dead on their living room floor. they do not finds any evidence after crime, no break-in, no blood, no body trauma. fire department rushes within seconds. doesn't finds any carbon monoxide levels. here is chief inspector scott small and someone we recognize, donald carlton, deputy streets commissioner for philadelphia, turns out he is the couple's nephew. >> at this time there is no obvious cause of death. there are no obvious signs of trauma to either the 66 year old female or the 79 year old husband. although they're both pronounced dead on the scene, the cause of death is unknown at this time. so, detectives are on location, processing the scen

patterson, steve, what's the latest? >> reporter: good morning, nicole, this is very chaotic scene, still very early in this investigation following a fire that appears to have charred at least six row homes and damaged many, many more. looks like almost an entire city block of row homes has been destroyed. if you pan back, and look back, what we can tell you at this point that two children have been taken in to dreamt for smoke inhalation. so firefighters remain on scene here, red cross on scene here, as well. i spoke to several members of the red cross, who says, at least 40 people, 40 people, affected by this fire, and that they're starting to look at setting up a temporary shelter in the area. but you can just look back there and see the destruction, firefighters working on hot spots at this point. this is the 6500 block of guess nerve, on the street we saw people just kind of lined up on the roadway, many of them in tears. i spoke to a few of those folks, just kind of very upset about the situation that they saw and