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. >> steve: wow.ascot in his pocket. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that an ascot? like a mr. howell? like thurston? >> steve: yeah, like thurston howell iii. >> jimmy: thurston howell iii ascot. >> steve: it's like james poyser iii. the turd. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: third. >> steve: third, sorry. it's the new york accent. >> jimmy: yeah, no problem. ♪ thank you, academy president cheryl boone isaacs, for pronouncing nominee dick pope as dick poop. [ laughter ] or as john travolta put it, "thank you." [ laughter ] finally. >> steve: finally. >> jimmy: big deal. i messed up. >> steve: it's not as bad as dick poop. >> jimmy: leave me alone. >> steve: she's got two dirty words together. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. ♪ thank you, paddington, for looking like the raccoon from "guardians of the galaxy" dressed up as the murderer from "i know what you did last summer." that's just perfect. [ laughter ] perfect. i got it. ♪ thank you, benedict cumberbatch, for sounding less like a movie star and more like something a a
. >> steve: wow.ascot in his pocket. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that an ascot? like a mr. howell? like thurston? >> steve: yeah, like thurston howell iii. >> jimmy: thurston howell iii ascot. >> steve: it's like james poyser iii. the turd. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: third. >> steve: third, sorry. it's the new york accent. >> jimmy: yeah, no problem. ♪ thank you, academy president cheryl boone isaacs, for pronouncing nominee dick pope as dick poop. [...
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>> steve: yep. >> jimmy: the rapper? >> steve: tuspock the rapper. >> jimmy: i've got to say -- i've got to say, i'm kind of excited about that. >> steve: what's there not to love? >> jimmy: i really appreciate, it buddy. you're the best. thank you so much. ♪ thank you, the new england patriots, for being accused of playing with deflated balls. or as hugh hefner's wife put it, "been there, done that." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: she's football player? wow. >> jimmy: yes. she's a football player. >> steve: i did not know that. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, secretary of energy ernest moniz, for looking like the love child of ernest borgnine and the quaker oats guy. [ laughter ] [ applause ] he doesn't leave the house. you have to forgive him. he doesn't leave the house. >> steve: he's never left the house before -- >> jimmy: he doesn't have a a television -- >> steve: last time he left was 1790. last time he left the -- >> jimmy: we found him in the time capsule, buried -- >> steve: you're lucky he has modern clothes on. usually he's wearing a a creva
>> steve: yep. >> jimmy: the rapper? >> steve: tuspock the rapper. >> jimmy: i've got to say -- i've got to say, i'm kind of excited about that. >> steve: what's there not to love? >> jimmy: i really appreciate, it buddy. you're the best. thank you so much. ♪ thank you, the new england patriots, for being accused of playing with deflated balls. or as hugh hefner's wife put it, "been there, done that." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve:...
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>> steve: ghostface skier?jimmy: skiah, yeah. >> steve: ghostface skiah. >> jimmy: ghostface skiah, yeah. [ laughter ] the good news is he put his tooth under his pillow last night, he found a billion dollars this morning. >> steve: really? [ laughter and applause ] tiger woods. >> jimmy: he's printing money. printing money. of course, of course, everyone knows this. last night was another episode of "the bachelor." yeah, wow. [ cheers ] america's favorite program. some of the girls were about to spend some time with bachelor chris soules. but they wanted to make sure they looked good first. let's take a look at this. >> how do i look? cracky? >> you look really good. not cracky at all. >> cracky? >> not cracky? >> like a crack whore? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? first of all, that's not fair. crack whores actually have a a job. [ laughter and applause ] actually, one of the group dates last night involved milking a goat and drinking the goat's milk right on the spot. let's see how that went over. >> warm. >> i
>> steve: ghostface skier?jimmy: skiah, yeah. >> steve: ghostface skiah. >> jimmy: ghostface skiah, yeah. [ laughter ] the good news is he put his tooth under his pillow last night, he found a billion dollars this morning. >> steve: really? [ laughter and applause ] tiger woods. >> jimmy: he's printing money. printing money. of course, of course, everyone knows this. last night was another episode of "the bachelor." yeah, wow. [ cheers ] america's...
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>> steve: i wish. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> steve: got a couple ribs removed.it. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> steve: i can toot my own horn though, if you know what i'm saying. >> jimmy: i'm not even going to ask. not even going to ask. >> steve: who wrote that book? >> jimmy: this book is written by kenny ball. >> steve: kenny ball. if you're going to blow your own trumpet, you can't forget the ball, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah. right there. that's the man. >> steve: right there. kenny ball! >> jimmy: kenny ball! >> steve: i'mma drop it. oh, my spit valve. >> jimmy: my spit valve. the next book is a "how to" book. >> steve: oh really? >> jimmy: yeah. they're always useful. this book is called "how to read slowly." [ laughter ] it's actually a pretty good book. i've been reading it for years. >> steve: really? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm only on page four, but so far so good. >> steve: so good. yeah. >> jimmy: next up is a a children's book. >> steve: oh i love children's books. >> jimmy: i love children's books. i like those. this is "ha
>> steve: i wish. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> steve: got a couple ribs removed.it. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> steve: i can toot my own horn though, if you know what i'm saying. >> jimmy: i'm not even going to ask. not even going to ask. >> steve: who wrote that book? >> jimmy: this book is written by kenny ball. >> steve: kenny ball. if you're going to blow your own trumpet, you can't forget the ball, you know what i mean? >>...
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>> steve: yeah.me is buns with a "z." >> jimmy: i thought that was -- that's interesting though. people with the same name tend to have the same job. some other ones were bobby's are race car drivers. eleanor for librarians and apparently, jimmy for talk show hosts. [ cheers and applause ] i saw washington, d.c. got hit with their first snowfall yesterday and i don't think anyone enjoyed it more than bao bao, the 16-month-old panda who live his the national zoo. have you seen this? oh my gosh. take a look at how she reacted to being in snow for the first time. watch. ♪ [ audience awws ] >> jimmy: come on. roll down a hill. so cute. that's the cutest thing i've ever seen a panda do. really the cutest thing. ♪ hashtag. hashtag. hashtag. [ laughter ] hashtag. hey, hey, hey. hashtag, come on, what are you doing? what are you doing, buddy? that's bao bao's move. that's sad. that's -- ♪ sorry. now i feel bad. you want to dance, hashtag? is that what you want to do? you guys want to see him dance? [ cheers
>> steve: yeah.me is buns with a "z." >> jimmy: i thought that was -- that's interesting though. people with the same name tend to have the same job. some other ones were bobby's are race car drivers. eleanor for librarians and apparently, jimmy for talk show hosts. [ cheers and applause ] i saw washington, d.c. got hit with their first snowfall yesterday and i don't think anyone enjoyed it more than bao bao, the 16-month-old panda who live his the national zoo. have you...
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. >> steve: illegal.they're illegal. >> jimmy: criminal intent. >> steve: yes. criminal intent hat. >> jimmy: yeah. but then -- [ laughter ] okay. but this is a michael mann movie. >> steve: okay. michael mann. >> jimmy: with chris hemsworth, so explosions and things, and they're just going out to just blow up stuff. it's insane. it's really, really good. i am going to challenge him to a game of water war later in the show. [ cheers and applause ] if he's man enough. if he's michael mann enough. >> steve: then you'll wear a a wet hat. >> jimmy: no. there's no hats involved. plus, guys, she's one of my favorite people. she's never been on the show. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: she's a great -- she's fantastic. she was amazing in "foxcatcher." >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: which is nominated for a golden globe, academy awards. whenever they nominate that. please. it's going to be. she's in "american sniper" opposite bradley cooper and she knocks it out of the park. and she's on the cover of vogue. look at my pal.
. >> steve: illegal.they're illegal. >> jimmy: criminal intent. >> steve: yes. criminal intent hat. >> jimmy: yeah. but then -- [ laughter ] okay. but this is a michael mann movie. >> steve: okay. michael mann. >> jimmy: with chris hemsworth, so explosions and things, and they're just going out to just blow up stuff. it's insane. it's really, really good. i am going to challenge him to a game of water war later in the show. [ cheers and applause ] if he's man...
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>> steve: yeah.ike to gain 20 pounds this year. >> steve: yeah, gain 20 pounds. >> jimmy: pro, pledging to worry less about work and spend more time golfing. con, remembering you're still president until 2016. [ cheers and applause ] job's not over yet. pro, making a resolution to get in shape. con, the shape you're referring to is melting pumpkin. [ laughter ] interesting shape. >> steve: that's not a good shape. >> jimmy: no. >> steve: that's a new girl scout cookie. >> jimmy: is that right? >> steve: yeah. melted pumpkin. >> jimmy: pro, resolving to stop writing 2014 on all of your checks. con, remembering it's 2 2015 and wondering why you're still paying with checks. that's $1.75? okay. one dollar and -- this pen's out of ink. >> steve: need some new ink. >> jimmy: pro, finally fitting into a 34 waist again. con, realizing you haven't been that size in over 20 years, now the only thing you have that fits are hammer pants. that's -- coming back in style. >> steve: can't touch that. >> jimmy: they
>> steve: yeah.ike to gain 20 pounds this year. >> steve: yeah, gain 20 pounds. >> jimmy: pro, pledging to worry less about work and spend more time golfing. con, remembering you're still president until 2016. [ cheers and applause ] job's not over yet. pro, making a resolution to get in shape. con, the shape you're referring to is melting pumpkin. [ laughter ] interesting shape. >> steve: that's not a good shape. >> jimmy: no. >> steve: that's a new girl...
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that's the man. >> steve: right there. kenny ball! >> jimmy: kenny ball! >> steve: i'm drop it. valve. >> jimmy: my spit vavle. the next book is a "how to" book. >> steve: oh really? >> jimmy: yeah. they're always useful. this book is called "how to read slowly." [ laughter ] it's actually a pretty good book. i've been reading it for years. >> steve: really? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm only on page four, but so far so good. >> steve: so good. yeah. >> jimmy: next up is a a children's book. >> steve: oh i love children's books. >> jimmy: i love children's books. i like those. this is "harpo's horrible secret." >> steve: oh! hey! ho! >> jimmy: i wonder what the secret is? i don't know. >> steve: i wonder. >> jimmy: don't tell anybody. you got a secret. [ laughter ] it says here, old library book says howard city library. removed from collection. it's controversial. we'll never find out what his secret is. >> steve: take a look at grandpa's mouth there. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: take a look at grandpa's mouth. pretty good at blowing his own trumpet, you know what
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it's newsworthy for steve skalise. we called david duke today to ask if he would release that information to us. we were told he was on the other line. he hasn't called back yet. we remain hopeful that we will hear back from him. we also called steve skalise's office. they just referred us back to their original statement from last week. if we do hear back from the former clansman, david duke, who's pulling out all the stops to keep steve skalise in power, you will be the first to know. you know i tried one of those bargain paper towels but the roll just disappeared. bounty is 2x more absorbent so one roll lasts longer. bounty. the long lasting picker upper >>> david duke is now saying if steve skalise gets in trouble with this, i will release the names of all the people i have ever dealt with. and he's saying where does he live now? like, he's saying this from his clan cave or something like that? [ laughter ] >> in 2002,late this evening, though, politico is reporting that republicans in congress are now questioning
it's newsworthy for steve skalise. we called david duke today to ask if he would release that information to us. we were told he was on the other line. he hasn't called back yet. we remain hopeful that we will hear back from him. we also called steve skalise's office. they just referred us back to their original statement from last week. if we do hear back from the former clansman, david duke, who's pulling out all the stops to keep steve skalise in power, you will be the first to know. you...
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♪ >> steve: did he new teeth? >> jimmy: no, no, that's his normal teeth. >> steve: really?h, that's his normal teeth. what does he have in his pocket? >> steve: i don't know. maybe a globe, it deflated. >> jimmy: inflatable globe? looks like a pair of oakley sunglasses? >> steve: oakley sunglasses in there? [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: bendable sunglasses. cloth sunglasses. >> steve: cloth sunglasses. all the rage. >> jimmy: all the rage. everyone's doing it man. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, girl scouts, for introducing three new cookie flavors this week and ending 95% of people's resolutions in one fail swoop. there you go. gotta get'em. only one sleeve. >> steve: one sleeve. stopping after one sleeve. >> jimmy: somoa, that's my jam. >> steve: oh, love them. >> jimmy: can't beat that one man. thank you, hall of fame pitcher, randy johnson, for being nicknamed "the big unit" because randy johnson didn't sound quite dirty enough. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: randy. >> jimmy: big unit. >> steve: peter o'toole. >> jimmy: thank you, college football playoff trophy, fo
♪ >> steve: did he new teeth? >> jimmy: no, no, that's his normal teeth. >> steve: really?h, that's his normal teeth. what does he have in his pocket? >> steve: i don't know. maybe a globe, it deflated. >> jimmy: inflatable globe? looks like a pair of oakley sunglasses? >> steve: oakley sunglasses in there? [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: bendable sunglasses. cloth sunglasses. >> steve: cloth sunglasses. all the rage. >> jimmy: all...
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[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: it's a farming tool. >> jimmy: a farming joke. >> steve: farming. >ome business news, there are reports that verizon has approached aol to discuss a a possible take over. you can tell it's been awhile since anyone was interested in aol because at first the ceo was like -- [ computer voice ] welcome. [ laughter ] sorry. welcome. come on it. come on in. welcome. come on, have a seat. [ laughter ] that's right, verizon has approached aol to discuss a a possible take over. unfortunately the deal abruptly ended when someone picked up the phone. mom, hang up! i'm in the middle of a merger, mom. [ modem noise ] >> steve: welcome. you've got mail. >> jimmy: that's the redo? >> steve: that's it. >> jimmy: it was so much better before. >> steve: i know, but they changed it. >> jimmy: let me try it again. let me log on. [ modem noise ] >> steve: welcome, you've got mail! >> jimmy: nah, i don't like that. it's a little bit too -- let's try something else. [ modem noise ] >> steve: welcome. you've got mail. >> jimmy: no, too scary. >> steve: quit talking and start
[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: it's a farming tool. >> jimmy: a farming joke. >> steve: farming. >ome business news, there are reports that verizon has approached aol to discuss a a possible take over. you can tell it's been awhile since anyone was interested in aol because at first the ceo was like -- [ computer voice ] welcome. [ laughter ] sorry. welcome. come on it. come on in. welcome. come on, have a seat. [ laughter ] that's right, verizon has approached aol to...
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jennifer lopez is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: on of the best. >> stevet of town! >> jimmy: plus it's always a a good time when he stops by. we're going to talk about his new movie, "black or white." also maybe talk some -- maybe some "avengers" rumors. "captain america" talk. our pal, anthony mackie is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] rumors. just rumors. >> steve: just rumors. >> jimmy: jennifer, anthony, higgins, and i are playing a a game of "catchphrase." it's going to be pretty fun. and also back on the show doing stand-up -- this is the first comedian we've had back on "the tonight show" since seinfeld, right? he's the only person to do it more than once? she's fantastic. we love her so much. she came last time. now, she has this big development deal with abc for her own sitcom. so, you might be seeing her -- so, anyways, she's so good. iliza shlesinger is performing for us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] get her albums on itunes. watch her on netflix. she's just fantastic. guys, obviously, it's monday. that means it's time to count down the h
jennifer lopez is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: on of the best. >> stevet of town! >> jimmy: plus it's always a a good time when he stops by. we're going to talk about his new movie, "black or white." also maybe talk some -- maybe some "avengers" rumors. "captain america" talk. our pal, anthony mackie is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] rumors. just rumors. >> steve: just rumors. >> jimmy:...
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. >> steve: oh, a bio-grapghy. >> jimmy: that's right. >> steve: i love biographies. >> jimmy: they're my favorite type of books. >> steve: i love them. love reading them. >> jimmy: bio-graphies. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: this is called "blowing my own trumpet" by kenny ball. [ laughter ] have you ever blown your own trumpet, higgins? >> steve: i wish. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> steve: got a couple ribs removed, i can't do it. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> steve: i can toot my own horn though, if you know what i'm saying. >> jimmy: i'm not even going to ask. not even going to ask. >> steve: who wrote that book? >> jimmy: this book is written by kenny ball. >> steve: kenny ball. if you're going to blow your own trumpet, you can't forget the ball, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah. right there.
. >> steve: oh, a bio-grapghy. >> jimmy: that's right. >> steve: i love biographies. >> jimmy: they're my favorite type of books. >> steve: i love them. love reading them. >> jimmy: bio-graphies. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: this is called "blowing my own trumpet" by kenny ball. [ laughter ] have you ever blown your own trumpet, higgins? >> steve: i wish. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> steve: got a couple ribs removed, i...
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it's newsworthy for steve skalise. we called david duke today to ask if he would release that information to us. we were told he was on the other line. he hantsn't called back yet. we remain hopeful that we will hear back from him. we also called steve skalise's office. they just referred us back to their original statement from last week. if we do hear back from the former clansman, david duke, who's pulling out all the stops to keep steve skalise in power, you will be the first to know. that sti sts. polident's unique micro clean formula works in just 3 minutes, killing 99.99% of odor causing bacteria. for a cleaner, fresher brighter denture everyday. ♪ [upbeat music] ♪ defiance is in our bones. defiance never grows old. citracal maximum. easily absorbed calcium plus d. beauty is bone deep. >>> david duke is now saying if steve skalise gets in trouble with this i will release the names of all the people i have ever dealt with. and he's saying where does he live now? like, he's saying this from his clan cave or someth
it's newsworthy for steve skalise. we called david duke today to ask if he would release that information to us. we were told he was on the other line. he hantsn't called back yet. we remain hopeful that we will hear back from him. we also called steve skalise's office. they just referred us back to their original statement from last week. if we do hear back from the former clansman, david duke, who's pulling out all the stops to keep steve skalise in power, you will be the first to know. that...
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>> jimmy: so happy. >> steve: ha ha! yeah! >> jimmy: the 10-year-old -- >> steve: we win!0-year-old inside of me was like "oh, my gosh. what?" >> steve: yes! >> jimmy: can we just see that again to see what really happened? >> dick poop -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go. >> dick pope, for "mr. turner." >> jimmy: dick poop. yeah, there you go. yeah. that's a name dick pope hasn't heard since the fourth grade. [ laughter ] you know john travolta was like, "oh, thank god. yes, it's all you, now. it's off of me, man. i had a year of this. you said a name wrong, you said a name wrong." [ light laughter ] you guys aren't going to believe this. it turns out there's an actual dick poop, who also worked in the entertainment industry. >> steve: really? he does? >> jimmy: yep. we took a look at dick poop's imdb page -- [ laughter ] >> steve: his imbm page? >> jimmy: you laugh now, they guy's a' -- no, he's a talented director. >> steve: he's a director. >> jimmy: cinematographer, sorry. he does a lot of things. >> steve: he does lots of things? >> jimmy: he wears many hats. [ la
>> jimmy: so happy. >> steve: ha ha! yeah! >> jimmy: the 10-year-old -- >> steve: we win!0-year-old inside of me was like "oh, my gosh. what?" >> steve: yes! >> jimmy: can we just see that again to see what really happened? >> dick poop -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go. >> dick pope, for "mr. turner." >> jimmy: dick poop. yeah, there you go. yeah. that's a name dick pope hasn't heard since the fourth grade. [...
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the steve scalise defense here is ignorance. a series of statements since the revelations came out, he had no idea of the racist and anti-semitic affiliations of this group he was speaking to. the david duke connection didn't pop for him as a meaningful thing when agreeing to speak to this group. he didn't have enough staff or the google for some reason even though google had already been around for foryears at that point. when all this happened it was not like david duke was hide hg white, white, white light under a bushel. in 1989 as they klan leader he won a seat in the louisiana house of representatives from 1989 to 1993. in 1990 he ran for u.s. senate. he got 44% of the vote in a u.s. senate race as a former klan leader. he ran for governor in louisiana. a klan guy and very nearly won. second in the run-off. david duke doing so well in louisiana didn't just get a ton of louisiana attention. it got all sorts of national republican figures involved in louisiana politics. national republicans who had nothing to do with the sta
the steve scalise defense here is ignorance. a series of statements since the revelations came out, he had no idea of the racist and anti-semitic affiliations of this group he was speaking to. the david duke connection didn't pop for him as a meaningful thing when agreeing to speak to this group. he didn't have enough staff or the google for some reason even though google had already been around for foryears at that point. when all this happened it was not like david duke was hide hg white,...
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they got off. >> steve: they got off. >> jimmy: those guys got off. [ laughter ] >> steve: could've used >> jimmy: finally, this is pretty embarrassing. during his attempt to set the record for longest uninterrupted weather report last night, our pal al roker accidently left his microphone on while he used the bathroom. [ laughter ] and he said, "live stream has a a new meaning." [ laughter ] although, at his age, i think it's more like scattered showers. [ laughter ] we have a great show, you guys. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whoa, whoa, whoa. thank you so much for watching us, you guys. hey, you guys, mark your calendars. u2 is going to be here all next week. we got -- [ applause ] u2, they've got a new album. "songs of innocence", u2 is here all next week. [ irish accent ] "songs of innocence" is the name of the new record. that's it right there. when you open it, it talks. >> steve: does it really? >> jimmy: now listen. [ speaking foreign language ] songs of innocence. always after me lucky charms. [ laughter ] unbelievable th
they got off. >> steve: they got off. >> jimmy: those guys got off. [ laughter ] >> steve: could've used >> jimmy: finally, this is pretty embarrassing. during his attempt to set the record for longest uninterrupted weather report last night, our pal al roker accidently left his microphone on while he used the bathroom. [ laughter ] and he said, "live stream has a a new meaning." [ laughter ] although, at his age, i think it's more like scattered showers. [...
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>> steve: yeah!ause ] >> jimmy: he and i are going to face off in a new game called "the whisper challenge." it's pretty fun. you can play it at home. it's good. plus, nbc broadcasting legend, my man bob costas is in the house. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to talk football, talk about him. he's a good man. and then, we've been wanting these guys since we even started "late night." they were either not on tour or on tour, if you know what i'm saying. if that makes any sense. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and finally, they're here tonight. and in rehearsal, they rocked the building so hard that we moved the address. [ laughter ] we moved it down. yeah. our mail went to a different building. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: they're unbelievable. i'm talking nikki sixx. i'm talking mick mars. i'm talking tommy lee. i'm talking vince neil. i'm talking motley crue is here, you guys! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: motley crue is here tonight. and it's a loud song. and it is fun. any kids out
>> steve: yeah!ause ] >> jimmy: he and i are going to face off in a new game called "the whisper challenge." it's pretty fun. you can play it at home. it's good. plus, nbc broadcasting legend, my man bob costas is in the house. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to talk football, talk about him. he's a good man. and then, we've been wanting these guys since we even started "late night." they were either not on tour or on tour, if you know what i'm saying. if...
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>> steve: whoa, what? oh, that's rude.rude. >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for "in reply to." we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show." come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's the time of year to bundle up. now at at&t, when you buy any smartphone for $0 down you can get an lg tablet for free. because two devices are cozier than one. therespected. malibu. efficient. safe. when you set out to find new roads, you become the most awarded car company of the year. right now, eligible competitive owners can trade up to this 2015 chevy malibu and get $3000 total cash allowance. find new roads at your local chevy dealer. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! joining us with some of his friends, please say hello to our animal expert, our good pal mr. jeff musial, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm an animal i'm an animal ♪ >> jimmy: do you have to be quiet? >> yes. the roots. my boys. love those guys. >> jimmy: yeah, is that right? >> the best band in hip-hop. and you've got them
>> steve: whoa, what? oh, that's rude.rude. >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for "in reply to." we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show." come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's the time of year to bundle up. now at at&t, when you buy any smartphone for $0 down you can get an lg tablet for free. because two devices are cozier than one. therespected. malibu. efficient. safe. when you set out to find new roads, you become the most awarded...
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steve: snap.my: i'm not saying obama was throwing shade, but that insult just solved global warming. [ laughter ] i wish he'd done it earlier. and during his speech, president obama also discussed the economic turnaround and credited much of it to improvements in robotics. which were actually on display later when joni ernst gave the republican response. [ laughter ] >> we'll expand solutions to prevent the kind of cyber-attacks we've seen recently. we'll work to confront iran's nuclear ambitions. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "my name is joni ernst. my name is joni ernst. error. error. error. error. error. error. would you like to speak to a a representative?" [ laughter ] the president also took a a moment to wish astronaut scott kelly luck on his upcoming year-long mission in space, and even said, "make sure to instagram it." if you thought your friends were annoying about posting sunrises, wait until you see the guy who's orbiting the earth every two hours. [ laughter and applause ] like, "there she
steve: snap.my: i'm not saying obama was throwing shade, but that insult just solved global warming. [ laughter ] i wish he'd done it earlier. and during his speech, president obama also discussed the economic turnaround and credited much of it to improvements in robotics. which were actually on display later when joni ernst gave the republican response. [ laughter ] >> we'll expand solutions to prevent the kind of cyber-attacks we've seen recently. we'll work to confront iran's nuclear...
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with a steve jobs biopic coming soon. joining me today on "studio 1.0," emmy, golden globe, and academy award winner, aaron sorkin. aaron, thank you so much for being here. >> it's my pleasure. >> it's great to have you. it's no pressure to write an intro for one of the most famous writers in the world, by the way. >> it's a nice intro. i appreciate it. >> thank you. you just wrapped the last, the third and final season of "the newsroom." how do you feel? >> i feel great. this third season i think is the best of the three by far. i think it took me a while to learn how to write the show. it started to feel good in the third season. >> talk to me about that process. >> i love series television. but the thing about it is that the schedule is ferocious and you have no time. so the worst part about it is that you have to write even when you're not writing well. and then you have to point a camera at it, and then you have to broadcast it to a lot of people. >> "newsroom" has had its share of fanatical fans and also its share o
with a steve jobs biopic coming soon. joining me today on "studio 1.0," emmy, golden globe, and academy award winner, aaron sorkin. aaron, thank you so much for being here. >> it's my pleasure. >> it's great to have you. it's no pressure to write an intro for one of the most famous writers in the world, by the way. >> it's a nice intro. i appreciate it. >> thank you. you just wrapped the last, the third and final season of "the newsroom." how do you...
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now steve king more or less speaks for the g.o.p. in 2013 they voted overwhelmingly for an amendment that would have put hundreds of thousands of dreamers at threat of deportation. they just passed a bill to defund the most recent executive orders that will protect millions from deportation. if you need any more proof of his stature, look no further than him being kingmaker. >> he said he is very excited to see all of these potential candidates up front. he notes that a lot of the promises that people make about their issue positions, their party platforms this early in the campaign are things that follow them all the way through the general election that is good for someone like steve king on what he wants to hear from candidates on issues like i'm graduation. there is also an amount of personal vindication. he keeps a list of republicans that have criticized him, usually over immigration. >> that is a remarkable thing to say. it is like she taking a victory lap. he reps the hard line faction. there is an official victory for the st
now steve king more or less speaks for the g.o.p. in 2013 they voted overwhelmingly for an amendment that would have put hundreds of thousands of dreamers at threat of deportation. they just passed a bill to defund the most recent executive orders that will protect millions from deportation. if you need any more proof of his stature, look no further than him being kingmaker. >> he said he is very excited to see all of these potential candidates up front. he notes that a lot of the...
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just after dinner, steve attended an evening church service. when he returned home, he told his girlfriend and daughter he wasn't feeling well. >> he started getting severe stomach cramps and they became more severe as the night progressed. after a few hours, 911 was called and he went into what appeared to be a coma-like state right there in the living room. >> he began to foam at the mouth and by the time the ambulance guys got there, he was dead. >> an autopsy revealed the death was caused by cardiac arrest. >> i didn't want to believe it. how could it be that bad. he was 38. how could it be that serious? >> his heart was mildly enlaunchenlarged and i signed it out as a natural death. >> after his death, marie went to live with her grand parents. >> from one year, marie lived the kind of perfect life every parent would hope their child would live. she never got in trouble, always turned in her homework. she dated some but she was never in any way regarded as a wild girl. >> after >> after graduation, marie used the $60,000 she received from
just after dinner, steve attended an evening church service. when he returned home, he told his girlfriend and daughter he wasn't feeling well. >> he started getting severe stomach cramps and they became more severe as the night progressed. after a few hours, 911 was called and he went into what appeared to be a coma-like state right there in the living room. >> he began to foam at the mouth and by the time the ambulance guys got there, he was dead. >> an autopsy revealed the...
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wozniak. >> and steve jobs. i want to to talk about that. let's focus on gates and alan. you write about their relationship and detailed and personal terms. i wonder, when you started this book did you intend to examine the personal relationship? >> when i talk about collaborative teams and visionaries and engineers often they have a kernel a pair all the way down the list to people who work together to form the kernel of the operating system. and so i was always -- i i talked to bill gates from the beginning. he he said make it about the pc and the internet. i interviewed him many times but the important thing is it does exactly what we said takes something that is a big impersonal thing that up until then we feared would be orwellian controlled by the government and pentagon and big corporation and makes it something a hobbyist can do. with all due respect it is a pretty rinky-dink thing. people went nuts because you could make you do things. it did not have any programming. that is where bill and paul come in
wozniak. >> and steve jobs. i want to to talk about that. let's focus on gates and alan. you write about their relationship and detailed and personal terms. i wonder, when you started this book did you intend to examine the personal relationship? >> when i talk about collaborative teams and visionaries and engineers often they have a kernel a pair all the way down the list to people who work together to form the kernel of the operating system. and so i was always -- i i talked to...
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>> steve: really? you, turkeys, for being really well fed all this week and probably thinking, "man, november is the best!" [ laughter ] >> steve: man, this is the best! what, more food? >> jimmy: i'm stuffed! >> steve: i can't eat anymore. alright, just a little bit. wait, what? >> jimmy: jim purdue? >> steve: what are you doing with that knife? >> jimmy: did purdue make turkeys? or just chickens? >> steve: mostly chickens but i'm sure they produced turkeys. i'll look it up. nope. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're the best in the biz, dude. thanks. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, snapchat logo for showing me what it'd look like if the liberty bell had sex with a ghost. [ laughter ] that's it. ♪ thank you, tying my shoe on an escalator, for being the closest i'll ever come to being in an action movie. [ laughter ] oh my gosh. coming up to the end. done! [ cheers and applause ] no! it's moving. ♪ thank you, male ladybugs for being the metrosexuals of the insect world. there you guys have it right there. those are
>> steve: really? you, turkeys, for being really well fed all this week and probably thinking, "man, november is the best!" [ laughter ] >> steve: man, this is the best! what, more food? >> jimmy: i'm stuffed! >> steve: i can't eat anymore. alright, just a little bit. wait, what? >> jimmy: jim purdue? >> steve: what are you doing with that knife? >> jimmy: did purdue make turkeys? or just chickens? >> steve: mostly chickens but i'm sure...
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>> i think you could do 10 more movies about steve jobs.you lined up ten writers and said write a movie about steve jobs you'd get 10 different movies, all of them worth going to see. >> did you meet steve jobs? >> i spoke to him on the phone three times. the first time he called me it was because i gave an interview in which i said that everything i have ever written i have written on a mac. he called me to thank me for saying that and asked me if he could send me -- they were coming out with a new laptop. he said, let me send you this thing and just play around with it and tell me what you think. the second time he called me, it was to invite me up to the bay area. it was to tour pixar. he wanted to know if i would be interested in writing a pixar movie. and the third time he called me was to ask for help with his commencement address at stanford. >> you helped him write that? >> honestly, i fixed a couple of typos. >> i was there that day. >> are you kidding? >> yes, my sister was graduating that day. >> oh, wow. >> that's amazing. >> it
>> i think you could do 10 more movies about steve jobs.you lined up ten writers and said write a movie about steve jobs you'd get 10 different movies, all of them worth going to see. >> did you meet steve jobs? >> i spoke to him on the phone three times. the first time he called me it was because i gave an interview in which i said that everything i have ever written i have written on a mac. he called me to thank me for saying that and asked me if he could send me -- they...
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steve is right the entrepreneur is not dead what we have is a problem of investment. there are no entrepreneurs without capital, but when investors commit capital to new ideas they are buying future dollar income streams. so it's no surprise that modern times the birth of companies has declined with the president bush and a president obama both seeking devaluation of the dollar, but the good news is once we reverse that you'll see entrepreneurialism flower again into mike, again, nobody is saying it's dead, entrepreneurial spirit is a part of american culture. you look at friends and the trend is not good. >> that's right. what we need to reverse that trend, david, is something that we saw with president kennedy and then later with president reagan. they sharply cut barge nl tax rates which is the tax you pay on that kpr dollar of income and those tax cuts were permanent. so as john points out people that were then investing capital knew that going forward in the long run they were going to earn an extra return and then, therefore, were going to hire people and theref
steve is right the entrepreneur is not dead what we have is a problem of investment. there are no entrepreneurs without capital, but when investors commit capital to new ideas they are buying future dollar income streams. so it's no surprise that modern times the birth of companies has declined with the president bush and a president obama both seeking devaluation of the dollar, but the good news is once we reverse that you'll see entrepreneurialism flower again into mike, again, nobody is...
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[laughter] you need to put steve jobs and steve wozniak with, also, a whole lot of engineers who can build the mac or create apple. and so that was the first lesson i learned. the second lesson i learned from steve jobs was when i had my first long walk with him, and we talked about the fact that he was a a humanities kid as he put it growing up. he loved the arts he loved literature, he loved novels. he said, but i was also an electronics geek and i thought that was kind of strange. i kind of related to that not that i'm steve jobs, but i was one of those kids that knew how to make circuits and use a sautering iron and not mess things up too much, but i was basically a humanities kid. and he i learned that the people who stand at the intersection of the arts and the sciences are going to be the place where creativity occurs. that's what we're learning in our education today. it's not just about s.t.e.m., it's about humanities and the arts, but also those of us in the humanities and the arts ought to make sure that we understand the technology so that we don't cede that ground to the
[laughter] you need to put steve jobs and steve wozniak with, also, a whole lot of engineers who can build the mac or create apple. and so that was the first lesson i learned. the second lesson i learned from steve jobs was when i had my first long walk with him, and we talked about the fact that he was a a humanities kid as he put it growing up. he loved the arts he loved literature, he loved novels. he said, but i was also an electronics geek and i thought that was kind of strange. i kind of...
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steve: yes! audience: [cheering] >> good answer! steve: miniski
steve: yes! audience: [cheering] >> good answer! steve: miniski