. >> steve: oh, my god.on fleek. >> steve: oh, my god. fleek it up! >> jimmy: i'm on fleek. yes! >> steve: you got florida on the show? love it. >> jimmy: he's my favorite artist. >> steve: florida. >> jimmy: florida. i love good times. >> steve: i love it. i love those apple bottom jeans. >> jimmy: i love a good time. it's fantastic. >> steve: i love him. he's the best. >> jimmy: he is the best. it's beautiful over there. >> steve: where? florida? >> jimmy: florida. >> steve: oh, my god. >> jimmy: that's where i spend my winters. >> steve: really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: guys, the nhl playoffs start next week. you guys psyched for this? this is good. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of teams will be competing to win the stanley cup. now, as you know, at the end of every season they give out awards like most valuable player. but they also give out awards during the season too. sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks, like most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. so with that in mind, it's tim

to offer his liver to steve. and steve sat up in bed and said no way. i'm not putting you at any risk. cook told us that story because he felt it was a reflection of the fact that steve was not a selfish man. that was cook's way of understanding that moment. >> you know in a moment i'm going to talk to nomi prince about the banks and the destruction she feels they've done but part of it is that we in the media played along with this idea, for a long time. hard to find the crittic the critic to find the banks. but they in the media say you are contributing to the cult of steve. >> that's what they say. >> we want to be on the right side of history and steve jobs if you are a betting man is going to be on the right side of history. >> this is what i think. there were essentially three journalists over the course of steve's time at apple who had very close access to him. brent was one of them. our book reflects the posh portrait of somebody who had that access. a lot of people who didn't have that access have differ

>> steve: ham.> steve: cooking potatoes. >> jimmy: yep. >> steve: chocolate. the whole thing. going to go around the yard finding stuff. it's going to be good times. >> jimmy: what do you put in the yard? >> steve: i'm going to put, maybe like a mousetrap. [ laughter ] or a rat trap in a bag with candy. >> jimmy: yeah, rat trap. yeah, with candy, right. yeah, so fun. >> steve: teach you. >> jimmy: yeah, why not? yeah. so fun. it's a great holiday. >> steve: it's great. what are you going to do? >> jimmy: what am i going to do? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i like my normal thing. i go home on the weekends. i sit down, you know, beanbag chair. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: glass of lukewarm buttermilk. >> steve: right. [ laughter ] and a gallon of baileys. >> jimmy: watch curling on espn 4. [ laughter ] but i digress. today is friday. >> steve: yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to go to the end of the weekend. i want to celebrate what i'm living for right now. friday's usually when i catch up on

[ laughter ] >> steve: dvd!, harold walked 6,000 miles yesterday. [ laughter ] >> steve: i'm going to have to get him some new shoes. >> jimmy: yeah, that's unbelievable. >> steve: get him those new balance. >> jimmy: he's exhausted. that's why he's so exhausted. >> steve: that's why he's tired all the time. he's surly. >> jimmy: pro -- no, i did that already. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] pro, there's a sport version for athletes. con, there's a giant version for flavor flav. there it is right there. >> steve: yeah, boy! >> jimmy: and finally, pro, i heard bruno mars already has one. con, don't believe me? just watch. [ laughter ] there you go. that's the pro and cons. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ strong can heal from miles away. ...unite us for a common good. ...and turn a simple video into endless laughter. strong can take you... ...all the way to the summit. oh my! so cool! think what strong can do for you. can i play too? at&t's network now

good for him. >> steve: yeah.mber 99, it's "ymca" by the village idiot people. [ light laughter ] >> steve: really? now, wait a second. >> jimmy: i know the hit by the village people. >> steve: yes, i know that one. >> jimmy: village idiot -- the village idiot people. >> steve: the village idiot people. >> jimmy: you ever heard of those guys? >> steve: no. i have not heard of the village idiot people. >> jimmy: the village idiot people. let's here's a clip of "ymca." ♪ ♪ it's fun to say at the a-m-c-y! it's fun to stay at the c-y-m-j ♪ >> jimmy: forget it. stop it. i can't even listen to it. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] i'm happy it's on it's way out. i can't do the dance. >> steve: no. why would they cover that song if they can't spell? >> jimmy: finally, at number 100, all the way at the bottom of the charts, here's "my own worst enemy" by pee-wee herman. here we go. let's take a listen. ♪ ♪ can we forget about the things i said when i was drunk ♪ ♪ i didn't mean to call you that ♪ ♪ i can't remember what was

>> steve: what is that?ng front. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know. >> steve: my gosh. [ laughter ] what? >> jimmy: maybe he has the voice of an angel. i don't know. >> steve: maybe he does. >> jimmy: let's take a listen to "who's looking back." ♪ ♪ who's looking back at you baby do you want my love tonight ♪ >> jimmy: stop, stop, i don't like it. not the voice of an angel, no. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: next album is from a a '90s rap group. i love rap. >> steve: oh, love it. >> jimmy: you guys like rap? >> questlove: eh. >> steve: we like rap. >> jimmy: the rap group. >> steve: you like the rap music? >> jimmy: yeah, the kids in the '90s rap group, never heard of them, called maroon. not maroon 5, just maroon. [ laughter ] they should at least call themselves maroon 2. >> steve: two dudes. >> jimmy: the name of the album is, "i ain't running for pope." [ laughter ] that makes sense. >> steve: yeah, obviously. >> jimmy: that makes sense already. >> steve: neither one of them. >> jimmy: it says in the back

>> steve: what?y: even beauty pageant contestants were like, "what the hell is he talking about?" prepare for the storm, you put your head in the sand. >> steve: did you get it? >> jimmy: the car's fast and then the car comes to a halt. [ laughter ] actually, here's some good news for the president. a new poll shows that obama's approval rating is currently at its highest level since 2013. it's not that he's doing better, it's just that people have seen all the crazies lining up to replace him. they're like, "you know what, he's not that bad. he's not that bad." [ cheers and applause ] i mean, if these are our options. a third term. speaking of the election, the new york post claims that mayor bill de blasio has been positioning himself to challenge hillary clinton for the democratic nomination. yeah. i don't know if this is true or not, but i thought we could at least take a look at where the two stand on key issues. hillary once developed a a program to deliver rural healthcare. de blasio once drop

ask, steve who?e would say, this is steve. just to annoy him. brent: he would call on the weekends. there was a time for our five years, when i heard from him once or twice a month. charlie: about what? was it always promoting apple? or was it about something -- brent: once he called asking if i had any ideas who would be a good female board of directors for -- female member of the board of directors for apple. he called and asked. sometimes, later on, especially when he got back to apple, he would call me, and i don't think i was the only one got this -- who got this but when he was first thinking about how it -- how to present the ipod, he showed it to me did his usual magic trick with black velvet. we were sitting in the room and he was doing this, and he says this is our new product line. i was trying to figure out how to tell people why this is so different. different than, say, a walkman. he said i just wanted to show it to you and talk about it. so he showed it to me and we played with it for

sorry. >> steve: huh?jimmy: there were a lot of oscars given out last night. but people may not know this. there were also a lot of other awards that they gave out after the ceremony ended. let me show you a few. michael keaton did not win best actor but he did win the award for "outstanding performance in going through ten packs of juicy fruit." [ applause ] chewing it up. here's another one. neil patrick harris won the award for "best performance by a tube sock." >> steve: aww, always good. >> jimmy: that's a rare award. that's a rare award. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: and finally, john travolta won the award for "best impression of a guy on ecstasy at an awards show." there you go. [ cheers and applause ] this is pretty incredible. i just heard about the world's oldest living set of twins. were both 103 years old and live next door to each other in the u.k. then, queen elizabeth said, "and you have to buy me a drink if you want to see them." [ laughter ] >> steve: what? what! wha

>> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: you don't say? >> steve: who was it?ay. [ laughter ] [ light laughter ] an old one, but i had to do it. yeah, yeah. >> steve: an oldie but a a goldie. >> jimmy: an oldie but a good one. >> steve: sitting right there. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. last one's from @fivesecondsofamy. she says, "i added a keyboard shortcut on my mom's phone so when she wrote "no" it changed to the entire gettysburg address." [ laughter and applause ] that's the one to do right there. there you have it. those are "tonight show hashtags." to check out more of our favorites go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. stick around. we'll be right back with the first lady, michelle obama! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ audible safety beeping audible safety beeping the nissan rogue, with safety shield technologies. the only thing left to fear is you imagination. nissan. innovation that excites. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: ladies and gentlemen, in honor of the first lady's "let's move" initiative and "gimme five" challenge we present to you "the evoluti

steve under steve your personal life was not something that should be out in the public sphere.mission. >> rose: everything was about the mission. >> everything was about the mission. >> rose: and the mission was m9pá??what was the mission? >>+great tools for people basically. there are tools where they became entertainment devices too but really they were mainly tools,4vl'really neat cool tools that amplify your intellectual powers, creative or enjoyment. >> rose: apple did not officially cooperate with this book. >> no. >> until for first two years. >> rose: for the first two years. >> yes. >> rose: tim cook, ed q, johnny ivescv>> yes. >> rose: what is it they felt like had to be understood about steve? what was it about books and impressions of steve that they thought were overblown, unfair. >> i've come to think of it as a combination of things. there's a personal side. they had a friendship with this person. the people, when apple came around, they gave us four people to talk to. they were the four apple employees onysteve's private burial service. it was a small burial ser

steve: you're going to -- i'll be your running mate. charles: thank you very much. steve forbes.een giving me the wrap signal for ten minutes. steve: i'm glad he mentioned the french revolution. hillary acting like she's for the working class. it's like marie ant net putting on worker clothes. charles: google taking on the phone giant. is this another step toward world domination? great for consumers. not great for lumbering giants like at&t. what does it mean for your wallet and retirement? we'll tell you when we come back. ♪ if you're taking multiple medications, does your mouth often feel dry? a dry mouth can be a side effect of many medications. but it can also lead to tooth decay and bad breath. that's why there's biotene, available as an oral rinse, toothpaste, spray or gel. biotene can provide soothing relief and it helps keep your mouth healthy too. remember, while your medication is doing you good, a dry mouth isn't biotene, for people who suffer from a dry mouth. ...is as easy as it gets. wouldn't it be great... ...if hiring plumbers, carpenters and even piano tuners we

when i did steve jobs. we need a steve jobs. you know, i was writing about a young person that could be a little bit bratty. and beauty and technology and was hard to deal with. and i scared at her. and said oh yeah. you are right. that too. yeah. i love ben franklin. i this i that ben franklin was the one. i get to talk with members of congress later not this week. and the library of congress. there is a gathering. david rubenstein helps to put together and what do you want to talk about? ben franklin. the ern that is able to do the practicality and to hold true to values. that we like the most in this country. and so i can't say how it would be a benjamin franklin if i wake up every morning and say what do i aspire to be, you know i will read the ben franklin autobiography. e-mail. very much enjoyed your book on franklin. there has been a number of years that i read it. i recall you write that can during the revolution and the latter part of franklin's life there is was animosity to many of the peers. and i recalled that conti

oh my gosh. >> steve: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's exciting. >> steve: come on. >> jimmys cool. >> steve: she's madonna. >> jimmy: yeah, she's just really cool. it's intimidating. i've met her a few times. have you ever met? oh yeah. we did that "barry gibb talk show." she was very sweet, nice, but just intimidating. i go, "hi, it's so nice to meet you." she goes, "is it?" [ laughter ] >> steve: she looks at me and goes, "what are you staring at, fatso?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's not true. >> steve: oh, it's not true. i dreamed that. >> jimmy: but i'm excited. i'm excited to talk to her. it's going to be good. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. this is so cool. it is his first time on the show. we're so happy to have him here. michael douglas is in the house. he's intimidating. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: michael douglas! >> jimmy: he's michael douglas. he's one of the best ever. >> steve: royalty. >> jimmy: i love that guy. michael and i are going to play charades later in the show with some surprise guests. >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs ] [ laug

>> steve: why not?: may as well bring it back family matters, man. ♪ thank you, day-of-the-week pill containers, for being advent calendars for old people. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what day is it? >> jimmy: that's the best one. >> steve: is it wednesday? >> jimmy: it's almost sunday. >> steve: tgif. >> jimmy: i can't wait. >> steve: i have some of that new hot sauce at taco bell. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ray-ban, for forcing rand paul to stop selling the sunglasses with his logo on them. looks like ray-ban banned ran so rand fans can't say, hey, man, rand paul ray-bans. [ laughter and applause ] they can't say that anymore. >> steve: they can't do it. they can't do it anymore. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, friends who have destination weddings, for basically saying please pay us to ruin your vacation. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i know. i think someone was moving the drone again. >> steve: what happened? [ imitating drone noises ] [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, avocados, for being pears that haven't been neu

>> steve: of course james!mashing it upon the top of your head. [ laughter and applause ] you will not know which eggs are raw and which are hard boiled. once you choose an egg you must smash it on the top of your head. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the top of our heads. >> steve: no put backs. [ laughter ] the first one to smash two eggs on the top of his head loses. [ laughter ] ryan, as the guest of this show -- >> jimmy: would you like to say his full name? >> steve: ryan reynolds. >> jimmy: there you go. [ laughter ] >> steve: rumbles and ridges. you as the guest will choose the first egg. >> jimmy: ah. >> steve: choose wisely my friend. [ coughing ] good luck. >> jimmy: what it feels -- >> i feel good about this actually. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: does it? >> in your face. in my face, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah in your face. [ audience oohs ] [ applause ] >> felt real good about that. >> jimmy: that's good because i knew that was -- so they all kind of are a little grouping here. so i'll just choose this one

steve: i do.s we build these hotels, each one of them successively has broken all previous records of gaming revenue for a hotel that existed before it. caesars had the record. mirage broke it. wynn and encore did 800. in each of those examples, never was casino revenue as much as half of the revenue. it was always more money and non-casino revenue regardless. last year, $870 million casino revenue. charlie: what do we mean? steve: hotels, spas, shopping, entertainment. restaurants. those relationships are causal. there is a slot machine and above it everywhere. you can be in a gambling room within an hour and a half. a gambling devise has no intrinsic power. it is a source of revenue if the place is populated by people who like that sort of thing. what brings people is something else. a fanciful environment. a chance to eat, and shop, to have fun and be well served. these fancy buildings like most institutions are what they are the day they open. that is 10% of the franchise going forward. what m

[ laughter ] >> steve: come on! >> steve: that's just called good times. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> steve: that's good times. >> jimmy: that's just good times and great oldies, right there. >> steve: mom knows how to have fun. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @katiedell23. she says, "my dad moved the treadmill outside so he can get some fresh air while running." [ laughter ] or -- >> steve: no. no. >> jimmy: you know what, no, just let him do what he wants. [ laughter ] >> steve: i gotta get outside. >> jimmy: no, no, you're right, let's help dad move -- >> steve: i got him a beer right here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't spill the beer when you're moving the treadmill. [ laughter ] this one's from @auskarma. she says, "when my family watches jimmy fallon, we clap when the audience does." let's hear it for that family. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i like that. >> steve: they're living. >> jimmy: this last one here is from @kamakalouise. she says "at my cousin's weddin

>> steve: wow. [ puking sounds ] >> steve: oh, no, he threw up!illed. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: guys, today's friday, and that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. i check my inbox, return some e-mails and, of course, send out thank you notes. i was running a bit behind today. so if you wouldn't mind, could i write out some thank you notes right now? is that cool? [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. james, could i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> steve: look how cute he is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very cute, yes. >> steve: he's all in gray. it's like 50 shades of james. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, tax day, for combining the fun of doing paperwork with the threat of going to jail. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, the u.s. post office, for being criticized for misquoting maya angelou on her new stamp. [ audience ohs ] but hey, as albert einstein once said, "haters gonna hate." [ laughter and applause ] very famous. >> steve: e equals m.c. hammer. ♪ >> jimmy: thank

steve: gunter grass has died. terry: he won the nobel prize for literature in 1991. steve: bye-bye. [captioning erformed by the national captioning institute, which is responsible for its caption content and accuracy. visit ncicap.org] damien: hello and a very warm welcome to "focus on europe," great you could join us. i'm damien mcguinness. and on today's programme -- the french villagers who are helping after the germanwings crash, where the ukrainian revolutionaries have been fighting for freedom, and the british homeowners whose houses cost a pound. europeans are trying to come to terms with last week's terrible air crash in the alps. people all over the continent were shocked when a german aircraft, on its way back to germany from barcelona, crashed in france, killing all on board. the crash itself was bad enough.

going to do to you. >> steve: he might take it personally. >> jimmy: yeah, he might. >> steve: he's to forget about it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he might say forget about it? we also have music from -- kenny chesney will be here. that's going to be fun. then later this week, we have chris evans and chris pratt dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] but first, guys, she is talented, she's beautiful. blake lively is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: she's lovely. >> jimmy: a new movie. >> steve: she's a delight. >> jimmy: plus, he's one of the most prolific producers in hollywood, and he's written a a really interesting new book. where is that here? it's called "a curious mind," brian grazer is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] he's a genius. i love him. it's a great book. it basically says that, you know, we all have a secret weapon to go further in your life and making your life better, which is curiosity. yeah. and he tells all these crazy stories of just what happens just by being curious. they're crazy stories. but we'll talk to him when he gets out here

i would never put -- nor has steve jobs every put steve in the same quan tim orbit as albert einstein, but there was a similarity, which is that the genius of steve jobs came from making intuitive leaps. imaginative leaps. questioning received wisdom and that's what ben franklin did that what steve jobs did, that what albert einstein did question the received wisdom of a newton, righting at the beginning, that time marches along, second by second irrespective of how we observe it. you get this patent clerk, albert einstein. how do we test that, take two clocks and synchronize them? likewise with steve jobs, he peep didn't know we needed a thousand songs in our pocket. we had walkmen, mp3 players a big part of our life but steve was able to have a feel for beauty and a feel for customer experience that to me made him the greatest intuitive genius of the digital age and that's what i meant by that sentence. >> host: walter isaacson, there is one aspect of steve jobs had a role in with this book and that was the cover. we have a couple of different covers and the original we'll show on t

>> steve: who's the tweeter?jimmy: guys, i want to say congrats to the duke blue devils, who defeated the wisconsin badgers last night to win the national championship. yeah, it was a tough loss for wisconsin fans, but i don't think any of them looked sadder than this guy. check it out. >> amazing, what he's been able to do with this program. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just when you thought a grown man in a teletubby costume couldn't get any sadder, that went and happened. you know he was like, "oh, great, now i look foolish." [ laughter ] of course, everyone's talking about the new high speed action movie "furious 7." it was the number one movie at the box office this past weekend, making $143 million, which is the biggest april opening ever. everybody's talking about that, and that means it's time for "the fan and the furious." this is where we send our writer, arthur, down to rockefeller plaza, and ask people about "furious 7," and make it look like they're driving, by giving them a a steering wheel and running a

>> steve: yeah.aughter ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: thank you, yeah. and finally, this is everywhere today, a lifelong new york islander's fan, she's fantastic, she was at the game last night, they interviewed her. she reminisced about her early days rooting for the team. look at this. >> back in 1982 my son was conceived back in that parking lot here at an islander game. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey! ho! >> jimmy: in fairness that is the long island version of being on kiss cam. so that's it. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show, give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: sounds great, guys. thank you very much, you guys, it's our one year anniversary on being on at 11:30. [ cheers and applause ] i just want to take a minute to say thank you to all the staff and crew and everyone who worked so hard on this show, i really couldn't do it without you guys. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. can't believe it's been a year already, i'm so lucky to h

steves: grazie.in this great city of art, there's no shortage of treasures in need of a little tlc. this is beautiful. how old is this panting? woman: this is a 17th-century painting. steves: from florence? woman: we don't know. -maybe the area is genova. -steves: genova. each shop addresses a need with passion and expertise. fine instruments deserve the finest care. grand palaces sparkle with gold leaf, thanks to the delicate and exacting skills of craftspeople like this. a satisfying way to wrap up an oltrarno experience is to enjoy a florentine steakhouse, which any italian meat lover knows means chianina beef. the quality is proudly on display. steaks are sold by weight and generally shared. the standard serving is about a kilo for two, meaning about a pound per person. so, both of those for four people? woman: yes. steves: the preparation is simple and well established. good luck if you want it well done. man: i am hungry, yeah. oh, look at this. ah! steves: oh, beautiful. [ laughs ] man: wow. s

steve: thanks, jeff.want to thank ambassador morningstar for having us today and inviting us to be the guests for the inaugural session -- the inaugural technology session for the new energy center here at the atlantic council. why batteries and why argonne? i get this all the time. you wrote a whole book about batteries? you talking about batteries in my tv and my radio and so on? what is the big thing about that? when i saw back in 2010 and 2011 when i decide to do this book was the geopolitics. that was that -- first i noticed that there were a lot of people talking about batteries and this is just a couple of years after the financial crash. the soul-searching going on, bringing down the idea that the united states financial system had shenanigans going on in the united states and it almost brought down the global economy and put us in trouble. and could we create an economy that has the foundation of something real that we were making and not bubble -- real estate bubble, a.com bubble, and so on? cou