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-steve: i'm steve grafton. lemonis: i was just trying out some of your furniture. steve: nice. lemonis: who do you primarily make your furniture for? steve: interior designers. lemonis: and so a customer cannot come here and buy this stuff? steve: this is stuff that i've had from years ago, and i just put this showroom together over the last six to nine months. and what i need is to merchandise this with current inventory that we sell today. lemonis: so this is essentially a showroom that has furniture that you can't buy. they're a custom manufacturer, so this warehouse is not a showroom. it's just a bunch of unclaimed furniture. how long have you been in this building? steve: since 1964. 50 years. my dad, my dad. lemonis: oh, your dad. okay. steve: he's here, actually. lemonis: i would love to meet him. steve: i would love for you to meet him. go ahead. -papa! -esteban: hey! lemonis: how you doing, sir? -esteban: so far, so good. -lemonis: your name? esteban: esteban grafton. lemonis: nice to meet you, sir. -esteban: nice to meet you. -lemonis: wow. esteban: well, i've been he
-steve: i'm steve grafton. lemonis: i was just trying out some of your furniture. steve: nice. lemonis: who do you primarily make your furniture for? steve: interior designers. lemonis: and so a customer cannot come here and buy this stuff? steve: this is stuff that i've had from years ago, and i just put this showroom together over the last six to nine months. and what i need is to merchandise this with current inventory that we sell today. lemonis: so this is essentially a showroom that has...
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steve: im steve. >> im david. steve: david. good to meet you. carol: last year, ells and moran made 220 visits to personally check in on chipotles across the country in search for what they call the next restaurateur. >> im said. monte: nice to meet you. im monte. carol: it's a title that goes to an elite manager who has shown an ability to work with people and to promote from within the ranks. monte: do you know what a restaurateur is? >> i do. steve: what is it? >> it's someone with high standards. you make me so nervous because you asked that question. carol: for the next seven hours, ells and moran talk to the team. monte: is this your first chipotle? >> yes, it is. carol: their goal -- to put employees at ease while checking in on what's going on at the restaurant. steve: so how was your team when you arrived? >> can i be honest? steve: please do. >> i had to get rid of most of them and build a brand-new team. monte: hi, reba. who hired you? >> denise. monte: is it fun to work here? it doesn't sound very convincing. >> it is. everybody is r
steve: im steve. >> im david. steve: david. good to meet you. carol: last year, ells and moran made 220 visits to personally check in on chipotles across the country in search for what they call the next restaurateur. >> im said. monte: nice to meet you. im monte. carol: it's a title that goes to an elite manager who has shown an ability to work with people and to promote from within the ranks. monte: do you know what a restaurateur is? >> i do. steve: what is it? >>...
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>> steve: yeah.own at the camera. nose up more. there you go. [ laughter ] that looks good. >> jimmy: are you sure? >> steve: yeah. that looks good. >> jimmy: all right. >> steve: and then take your hand and go like this. >> jimmy: this hand? >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] that looks so good. >> jimmy: lord vader. lord vader. don't make me do this. we're very excited to have also, he's been chosen to take over for jon stewart as the new host of "the daily show," trevor noah is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] he's a good dude. i just met him backstage. he's a nice kid. young, young guy. you hung out with him, didn't you? you hung out with quest? >> questlove: yeah, funny cat, man. >> jimmy: he's a funny dude? >> questlove: he's a funny dude. >> jimmy: yeah. he's really, really nice. good for him. i like that guy. plus, she is one of my favorite stand-up comedians of all time. she's so, so, so funny. we're psyched to have here her. tig notaro is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! >>
>> steve: yeah.own at the camera. nose up more. there you go. [ laughter ] that looks good. >> jimmy: are you sure? >> steve: yeah. that looks good. >> jimmy: all right. >> steve: and then take your hand and go like this. >> jimmy: this hand? >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] that looks so good. >> jimmy: lord vader. lord vader. don't make me do this. we're very excited to have also, he's been chosen to take over for jon stewart as the new host of...
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he's fine, he's fine. >> steve: heart attack. >> jimmy: yeah, because he's doing new moves now. >> steveax paper! >> jimmy: he just kinda fell and squatted. did this and then he -- i don't know what he was doing. he's not still out there is he? is he still out there. no. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: alright, there he is. very good no. get him out of here. get him -- [ cheers and applause ] it's big news for us here in new york, you guys. governor cuomo just announced a a massive project to renovate the crumbling laguardia airport. [ cheers and applause ] no word on when they will tear it down, but they're asking passengers not to lean too hard against the walls. governor cuomo actually touches upon some of the very specific improvements they're making at laguardia and it's pretty exciting. take a look here. first up, passengers will be able to board their plane directly instead of chasing after it on the tarmac. that's helpful. that's more fun. next, all security employees will now wear gloves and will stop asking if you're on "tinder." [ laughter ] next, most of the pigeons will be cleared out of th
he's fine, he's fine. >> steve: heart attack. >> jimmy: yeah, because he's doing new moves now. >> steveax paper! >> jimmy: he just kinda fell and squatted. did this and then he -- i don't know what he was doing. he's not still out there is he? is he still out there. no. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: alright, there he is. very good no. get him out of here. get him -- [ cheers and applause ] it's big news for us here in new york, you guys. governor cuomo just announced a a...
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higgins, i'm sorry. >> steve: wait. >> jimmy: higgins. >> steve: wait.the name of that book? >> jimmy: this is "soranus' gynecology." no, higgins, oh there he goes. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] are you okay? >> steve: i'm good. >> jimmy: he had an ice pack. >> steve: i had a weird fever dream. >> jimmy: "soranus' gynecology." >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: no, no, no. next book is sort of a travel memoir written by a guy who hiked the appalachian trail by himself. >> steve: oh, man. >> jimmy: it's called, "sometimes the appalachian trail is." can we widen out to see the rest of the cover? there he is. [ laughter ] this is, the author is j. michael osmond, right there. >> steve: you sure his name's not soranus? >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] ♪ let's read some, i don't even know if i want to read some excerpts. all right, here we go. ready everybody? "once i got my possessions squared away in one of the bunks, i joined them out back for some herbal refreshments. then, i hit the ice cream like a man bedeviled by the munchies. reefer madness is prevalent on the trail." [
higgins, i'm sorry. >> steve: wait. >> jimmy: higgins. >> steve: wait.the name of that book? >> jimmy: this is "soranus' gynecology." no, higgins, oh there he goes. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] are you okay? >> steve: i'm good. >> jimmy: he had an ice pack. >> steve: i had a weird fever dream. >> jimmy: "soranus' gynecology." >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: no, no, no. next book is sort of a travel memoir written by a guy...
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crackle. >> steve: crack-hole. >> jimmy: no. >> steve: my hearing is a a little off.k -- corn? jimmy crack corn. >> jimmy: no. >> steve: i don't care! >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] ♪ jimmy cracked corn >> jimmy: david spade is here, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] all right. plus, she stars in the new netflix original series "between," the lovely jennette mccurdy is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] we love jennette. >> steve: come on. "icarly." that's my pal, my "icarly" buddy. and we got great music from a$ap rocky right now! [ cheers and applause ] guys, it's time for "tonight show" hashtags. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you guys are on twitter? is anyone out there on twitter? [ cheers and applause ] it's fun. we use twitter on our show every single week. so if you watch our show and you want to play along with out game here, i send out -- every wednesday i send out a hashtag. we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. but since "jurassic world" is coming out tomorrow, i went on twitter and started a hashtag called "dino raps."
crackle. >> steve: crack-hole. >> jimmy: no. >> steve: my hearing is a a little off.k -- corn? jimmy crack corn. >> jimmy: no. >> steve: i don't care! >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] ♪ jimmy cracked corn >> jimmy: david spade is here, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] all right. plus, she stars in the new netflix original series "between," the lovely jennette mccurdy is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] we love jennette. >> steve: come...
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>> steve: kayden. >> jimmy: yep.g in at number ten, it's blake and lucas' other twin brother, rory. [ laughter ] the 11th hottest member of one direction is, of course, mason. and finally the 12th hottest member of one direction is blake, lucas and mason's twin brother, logan. and that's very interesting. [ cheers and applause ] i thought logan left the band. logan's still with one direction. >> steve: i thought he left, yeah. >> jimmy: good to know. >> steve: was he in the band? >> jimmy: he's still in the band. logan did not leave. and finally, this is going viral today. did you see this video? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: this is great. so after a small town louisiana supermarket was robbed this week, the local sheriff's department released a video calling out the guy who broke in. check this out. this is real. >> if you're the man who committed this felony, look at me, son. i'm talking to you. the sheriff likes stelly's restaurant, and so do i. the food here is good and the folks are friendly. we're going to identif
>> steve: kayden. >> jimmy: yep.g in at number ten, it's blake and lucas' other twin brother, rory. [ laughter ] the 11th hottest member of one direction is, of course, mason. and finally the 12th hottest member of one direction is blake, lucas and mason's twin brother, logan. and that's very interesting. [ cheers and applause ] i thought logan left the band. logan's still with one direction. >> steve: i thought he left, yeah. >> jimmy: good to know. >> steve: was...
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what do you think, steve? steve: well for the voters that , who do not know you? gov. kasich: well, it should i puts three ice cream cones in my mouth at once? should i take my shirt off? either people get you, or they do not. they say the harder you work the less chance you have of making it. the quicker you stand up and take a look at it and sizing of quick the comment you make more it that way. steve: did mr. palmer teach you that? gov. kasich: no. [laughter] i think it is strong. i think that people are really down. they think we are a bad place in all that. we have been through a civil war, world wars, depression, violence, 9/11. we have got to get the economy jumping. people across the board are worried. people are worried they might lose their job. you don't know what happens if you lose your job. will i get another one? my kids spend a ton of money to go to college and then have to live it in my attic. what will happen to them? do i get any fair treatment? can i go to the mall? i understand that. i understand definitely. it takes all of us to be strong. it take
what do you think, steve? steve: well for the voters that , who do not know you? gov. kasich: well, it should i puts three ice cream cones in my mouth at once? should i take my shirt off? either people get you, or they do not. they say the harder you work the less chance you have of making it. the quicker you stand up and take a look at it and sizing of quick the comment you make more it that way. steve: did mr. palmer teach you that? gov. kasich: no. [laughter] i think it is strong. i think...
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is covers. >> steve: really?eah, the whole magazine. it's 400 covers. >> steve: cover bands, cover magazine. >> jimmy: cover magazine, yeah. [ laughter ] later in the show amy and i are going to have an emotional interview. >> steve: ooh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: plus he's such a a great actor, one of my favorites. this new film "mr. holmes" is about sherlock holmes. it's beautifully shot. sir ian mckellen is stopping by. >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause ] one of the greatest actors of all time. >> jimmy: my man. and we have great music. i was so happy when this got booked a couple of months ago. i'm like, "oh, yes, please." alan jackson is here, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] "angels and alcohol." oh, i love some alan jackson. guys, i think i'm a pretty easy going guy. >> steve: mm-hmm. >> jimmy: but there's one thing that really gets my goat. >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: bad music. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: no one should listen to bad tunes. so as a service to you guys i'm about to play some re
is covers. >> steve: really?eah, the whole magazine. it's 400 covers. >> steve: cover bands, cover magazine. >> jimmy: cover magazine, yeah. [ laughter ] later in the show amy and i are going to have an emotional interview. >> steve: ooh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: plus he's such a a great actor, one of my favorites. this new film "mr. holmes" is about sherlock holmes. it's beautifully shot. sir ian mckellen is stopping by. >> steve: come on. [...
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guy, too. >> steve: great guy.ous. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: higgins, higgins, that's t.m.i. calm down. >> steve: he looks younger every time you see him. >> jimmy: calm down. he's a movie star, but he also couldn't be nicer. could you meet a nicer human being? everybody in the hallway just -- he's just the coolest dude and works so hard. so anyway, he has his new movie "mission: impossible." the fifth installment's coming out this friday in imax and theaters. tom cruise is here. >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's the best. i love him. he's always great when he comes here. so as i said, hardworking guy. we love him. that's all well and good. he's going to come here, he's gonna talk, good to see you, buddy. movie looks great. shows a clip and then he leaves. no. he challenges me to a lip-sync battle. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: on your show? >> jimmy: on my show! this is my show! this is my house. >> steve: in your house? >> jimmy: let me tell you something, tom, that is a a mission impossi
guy, too. >> steve: great guy.ous. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: higgins, higgins, that's t.m.i. calm down. >> steve: he looks younger every time you see him. >> jimmy: calm down. he's a movie star, but he also couldn't be nicer. could you meet a nicer human being? everybody in the hallway just -- he's just the coolest dude and works so hard. so anyway, he has his new movie "mission: impossible." the fifth installment's coming out this friday in imax and theaters. tom...
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new york. >> steve: no.in l.a. now. he's gone all hollywood on us. >> jimmy: he was here for the 40th and i talked to him for a a while. he's just the funniest dude ever. i was like, "we should go rehearse." he's like, "well let me tell you this one story." [ light laughter ] and then he got into the thing. it's the funniest thing. you don't want to leave him because he's just unbelievably funny. so, tomorrow's show, i think we're going to go over like a a half hour. >> steve: oh yeah. >> jimmy: just keep talking to him because he's just unbelievably funny. later on this week we have my pal, katie holmes will be here. [ cheers and applause ] rachel mcadams will be joining us. it's gonna be good. it's gonna be a good week. but first we have a fantastic show tonight. we love when this guy can pay us a visit. he's an academy award nominated actor. and he stars -- look at this guy. he's a stud. he stars in the new film "southpaw." jake gyllenhaal is here. >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause ] love him. >> j
new york. >> steve: no.in l.a. now. he's gone all hollywood on us. >> jimmy: he was here for the 40th and i talked to him for a a while. he's just the funniest dude ever. i was like, "we should go rehearse." he's like, "well let me tell you this one story." [ light laughter ] and then he got into the thing. it's the funniest thing. you don't want to leave him because he's just unbelievably funny. so, tomorrow's show, i think we're going to go over like a a half...
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stop poking your eyes out. >> steve: don't poke your eyes. >> jimmy: i love her, though. >> steve: nout. >> jimmy: i want to show how much i love her. [ laughter ] i'm gonna tattoo an eyeball on my eyelid. every time i wink at her, she knows i love her. [ laughter ] >> steve: i'm gonna sew my nostrils shut. >> jimmy: i'm so smart. i'm gonna sew my nostrils and my mouth shut. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's the only logical thing to do. >> jimmy: here's a caption from jeb bush and george w. bush. they both wrote "they pose a a serious threat to america and they must be defeated immediately." jeb bush posted a picture of isis. george w. bush posted a picture of the dinosaurs from "jurassic park." [ laughter and applause ] it could happen. it could happen, eventually. moving on, here's one from the discovery channel and national geographic. they both wrote "it carries over 100 unknown diseases, so we recommend avoiding it at all costs." discovery channel posted a a picture of the amazon jungle. national geographic posted a a picture of times square elmo. [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy:
stop poking your eyes out. >> steve: don't poke your eyes. >> jimmy: i love her, though. >> steve: nout. >> jimmy: i want to show how much i love her. [ laughter ] i'm gonna tattoo an eyeball on my eyelid. every time i wink at her, she knows i love her. [ laughter ] >> steve: i'm gonna sew my nostrils shut. >> jimmy: i'm so smart. i'm gonna sew my nostrils and my mouth shut. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's the only logical thing to do. >> jimmy:...
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you remember that, steve? >> steve: yeah. i played f.er that. >> very first show. and so they did a review, and they said the show is not good when the best guy on it is the stage hand. >> steve: i'll take it as a a compliment. >> jimmy: you brought that around and showed it to people --. >> steve: exactly. >> jimmy: see, the great review i got? >> steve: i got a t-shirt printed up and a mug. >> jimmy: but you guys, you would hang out all the time, you'd play games and you do fun things. >> oh, yeah. i love higgins, man. listen, you know, you've changed the face of television with your games. my goodness. every time i turn on the tv there's a new game. neil patrick harris, the funnest games. you know, jane lynch, she's that lady from "glee." game, game, game. you changed it even though you have the greatest games of all. >> jimmy: thank you, yeah. >> but me and higgins we used to do a game, it was the funnest game in the world. charades. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah i know charades. [ light laughter ] pretty famous game. >> no. i'm not cla
you remember that, steve? >> steve: yeah. i played f.er that. >> very first show. and so they did a review, and they said the show is not good when the best guy on it is the stage hand. >> steve: i'll take it as a a compliment. >> jimmy: you brought that around and showed it to people --. >> steve: exactly. >> jimmy: see, the great review i got? >> steve: i got a t-shirt printed up and a mug. >> jimmy: but you guys, you would hang out all the...
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> steve: what did she say?ut of a car to save a dog stuck inside and broke my hand. the dog was actually a wig and i had to pay $750. [ laughter ] >> steve: you just, yeah. >> jimmy: at least the wig didn't start humping her. that would have been weird. >> steve: or did it? this last one has a picture you guys. it's from @jordanrayhalsey. he says, i fell down the stairs while taking a selfie, broke my toe and got this picture. there you go right there. there you have it. those are "tonight show hashtags." check out more of my favorites go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. we'll be right back with bill hader ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ to steady betty. to steady betty. fire it up! ♪ am i the only one with a meeting? i've got two. yeah we've gotta go. i gotta say it man, this is a nice set-up. too soon. just kidding. nissan sentra. j.d. power's "highest ranked compact car in initial quality." now get 0% financing or a great lease on the nissan sentra. ♪ somei'm here to help 'embway dothink differ
> steve: what did she say?ut of a car to save a dog stuck inside and broke my hand. the dog was actually a wig and i had to pay $750. [ laughter ] >> steve: you just, yeah. >> jimmy: at least the wig didn't start humping her. that would have been weird. >> steve: or did it? this last one has a picture you guys. it's from @jordanrayhalsey. he says, i fell down the stairs while taking a selfie, broke my toe and got this picture. there you go right there. there you have it....
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steve higgins right there. good to see you steve. everything great?e: good to see you. >> jimmy: it is fleet week here in new york city, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] we're very excited. and in honor of that, tonight's audience is made up entirely of service men and women from the army, navy, air force, marine corps and coast guard. thank you all! [ cheers and applause ] looking great. look at that shot. beautiful. amazing. thank you all for being here, and from all of us, thank you for your service to our country, both here and abroad. it's an honor to have you all here. thank you so much. let's have a good time tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we've got a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, david duchovny will be here. jeff foxworthy will be here. pitbull will be here tomorrow night. pitbull. i'm going to see if i can convince jeff to host a special "tonight show" edition of "are you smarter than a fifth grader." you ever seen that show? >> steve: it's hard. >> jimmy: it's a hard show. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i am not smarter than a fifth
steve higgins right there. good to see you steve. everything great?e: good to see you. >> jimmy: it is fleet week here in new york city, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] we're very excited. and in honor of that, tonight's audience is made up entirely of service men and women from the army, navy, air force, marine corps and coast guard. thank you all! [ cheers and applause ] looking great. look at that shot. beautiful. amazing. thank you all for being here, and from all of us, thank you...
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steve: oh my gosh. >> jimmy: if you're open to hear it. >> steve: his staff is fantastic.ghter ] hugh johnson. >> jimmy: hugh johnson. >> steve: hugh g. johnson. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: next one was sent in by julia martin in chilliwack, british columbia. she was looking through movies on netflix. let's see what she found here. i guess elmo's got a dark side. [ laughter ] elmo has two bullets. how many times did elmo shoot? [ laughter ] i can't count so good. oh, sorry. elmo. sorry man. >> steve: get some. >> jimmy: elmo gonna get some. gonna get some? >> steve: that's good. >> jimmy: finally, this last screen grab was sent in to us by amanda bader from right here in new york city. she was using a dating app called j-swipe, which i guess is like jewish tinder. [ cheers ] anyway, she came across a guy she says looks like me. i don't know if i see it. take a look at this. does he look like me? [ laughter ] does that look like me? let me try something here. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's all the time we have for "screen grabs." if you
steve: oh my gosh. >> jimmy: if you're open to hear it. >> steve: his staff is fantastic.ghter ] hugh johnson. >> jimmy: hugh johnson. >> steve: hugh g. johnson. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: next one was sent in by julia martin in chilliwack, british columbia. she was looking through movies on netflix. let's see what she found here. i guess elmo's got a dark side. [ laughter ] elmo has two bullets. how many times did elmo shoot? [ laughter ] i can't count so good....
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steve: oh my gosh. >> jimmy: if you're open to hear it. >> steve: his staff is fantastic. yeah. [ laughter ] hugh johnson. >> jimmy: hugh johnson. >> steve: hugh g. johnson. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: next one was sent in
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>> steve: why not?: may as well bring it back "family matters," man. ♪ thank you, day-of-the-week pill containers, for being advent calendars for old people. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what day is it? >> jimmy: that's the best one. >> steve: is it wednesday? >> jimmy: it's almost sunday. >> steve: tgif. >> jimmy: i can't wait. >> steve: i have some of that new hot sauce at taco bell. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ray-ban, for forcing rand paul to stop selling the sunglasses with his logo on them. looks like ray-ban banned ran so rand fans can't say, hey, man, rand paul ray-bans. [ laughter and applause ] they can't say that anymore. >> steve: they can't do it. they can't do it anymore. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, friends who have destination weddings, for basically saying please pay us to ruin your vacation. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i know. i think someone was moving the drone again. >> steve: what happened? [ imitating drone noises ] [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, avocados, for being pears that have
>> steve: why not?: may as well bring it back "family matters," man. ♪ thank you, day-of-the-week pill containers, for being advent calendars for old people. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what day is it? >> jimmy: that's the best one. >> steve: is it wednesday? >> jimmy: it's almost sunday. >> steve: tgif. >> jimmy: i can't wait. >> steve: i have some of that new hot sauce at taco bell. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ray-ban, for...
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i should say the fall was funny. >> steve: oh, good.t it was a funny fall. >> jimmy: i'm a comedian so i have to fall funny. >> steve: did you go like this -- >> jimmy: it was almost jerry lewis-y. >> steve: did you bumble something? >> jimmy: it was a bumble because my foot got caught in the rug and then i tried to catch my fall. i know it makes everyone laugh, but the double trip is so much more funny. >> steve: because you think you're clean. >> jimmy: i feel bad for anyone who trips. >> steve: you think you're clean. >> jimmy: but if it was me watching me, i would laugh. i'd go, "oh, that was good." >> steve: until you saw the ring avulsion. >> jimmy: yeah, the ring avulsion. i'm inventing a new ring. >> steve: that breaks instantly? >> jimmy: i can't give it away. but you guys are in the ring business, i already have ideas, i have sketches drawn out. i had ten days in icu. >> steve: nothing but time. >> jimmy: i'm making a new ring. i have a beard. he's ready. i made a pen out of -- get out of here! >> steve: every two minutes was
i should say the fall was funny. >> steve: oh, good.t it was a funny fall. >> jimmy: i'm a comedian so i have to fall funny. >> steve: did you go like this -- >> jimmy: it was almost jerry lewis-y. >> steve: did you bumble something? >> jimmy: it was a bumble because my foot got caught in the rug and then i tried to catch my fall. i know it makes everyone laugh, but the double trip is so much more funny. >> steve: because you think you're clean....
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it's like -- [ laughter ] >> steve: taking your chair. >> jimmy: i'm going to sit on the ground. >> steved award to give. >> jimmy: yeah it is. he got it, man. next up is duncan keith from the blackhawks. he was voted, "most likely to have a pet can of beer." well that's interesting. [ laughter ] don't see many of those. next from the lightning is andrej sustr. he was voted, "most likely to be the first person to be declared 'too white' for hockey." [ laughter ] >> steve: the ice. the glare of the ice. >> jimmy: the glare of the ice. >> steve: yeah. gives you sunburn. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there is blood flowing through his skin, though, is that correct? >> steve: yes. yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next up from the lightning is brian boyle. he was voted, "most likely to star in 'aladdin on ice'." oh, that's a good one one. [ laughter ] >> steve: street rat. >> jimmy: next up from the blackhawks is kimmo timonen. he was voted, "most likely to ask his kids 'someone want to explain to me what that slice of pizza's doing in the fish tank?'" [ laughter ] pizza slices don't swim in water. [ laug
it's like -- [ laughter ] >> steve: taking your chair. >> jimmy: i'm going to sit on the ground. >> steved award to give. >> jimmy: yeah it is. he got it, man. next up is duncan keith from the blackhawks. he was voted, "most likely to have a pet can of beer." well that's interesting. [ laughter ] don't see many of those. next from the lightning is andrej sustr. he was voted, "most likely to be the first person to be declared 'too white' for hockey." [...
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we're done. >> jimmy: that's it. >> steve: that's it. >> jimmy: no. >> steve: what? there's more. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: yeah. also here tonight, two of the other greatest basketball players on the planet. [ laughter ] >> steve: i think you've got the wrong card. >> jimmy: am i reading the wrong card? no, they are two of the greatest basketball players on the planet, they're giving us a a world premier of the trailer for the big new comedy movie. super funny movie called "sisters." tina fey and amy poehler are in the house. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what? who? >> jimmy: that's both of them. >> steve: both of them? tina and amy? and lebron? >> jimmy: three nba legends. >> steve: well, that must be it. >> jimmy: three nba legends are in the house. i can't wait. and the movie looks great. the movie is written by paula pell by the way. and comedy fans know paula pell writes the goods. but, then we have what could be the song of the summer on tonight. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] this could be the song of the summer. everybody is singing this song. this is --
we're done. >> jimmy: that's it. >> steve: that's it. >> jimmy: no. >> steve: what? there's more. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: yeah. also here tonight, two of the other greatest basketball players on the planet. [ laughter ] >> steve: i think you've got the wrong card. >> jimmy: am i reading the wrong card? no, they are two of the greatest basketball players on the planet, they're giving us a a world premier of the trailer for the big new comedy...
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steve moore joining us from the heritage foundation. julie still hire. along with steve forbes. steve, it doesn't sound good. >> yeah, sure doesn't. look, this just reeks of cronyism, right? you told the whole story. it is cash in, cash out system with the clint tongs. we knew this from the moment the whole controversy was sparked with the clinton foundation, the fact that all this money was pouring into the clinton foundation in exchange for political favors. this is how the clintons who are both political figures have amassed tens of millions of dollars of income. i don't know all the facts yet, trish, none ever us do but looks likes clintons are one-half step in front of the law here. trish: julie, she would have had to know some day she would run for president, she had to know stuff like this would come out and just wouldn't smell right. >> i don't get it. i never got it before she announced running for president. giving speeches after she left to the state department, i said why would she do this if she intends to run for president even if there is nothing nefarious bit. pe
steve moore joining us from the heritage foundation. julie still hire. along with steve forbes. steve, it doesn't sound good. >> yeah, sure doesn't. look, this just reeks of cronyism, right? you told the whole story. it is cash in, cash out system with the clint tongs. we knew this from the moment the whole controversy was sparked with the clinton foundation, the fact that all this money was pouring into the clinton foundation in exchange for political favors. this is how the clintons who...
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>> steve: yeah!ause ] >> jimmy: there you go, those are tonight's obama expressions. stick around. we'll be right back with jason segel! a ha ha ha ha ha! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ summer bucket list number 44. take a summer class. ♪ ♪ the crisp, refreshing taste of bud light. the perfect beer for checking off your summer bucket list. have you tried new dovadvanced care?e? 48 hours... it feels nice. very, very smooth. i'm not messing around it's soft. your antiperspirant should give you more than just protection. new dove advanced care. for softer, smoother underarms. is it beating?over your heart. good! then my nutrition heart health mix is for you. it's a wholesome blend of peanuts, pecans and other delicious nuts specially mixed for people with hearts. planters. nutrition starts with nut. with at&t, strong can tell a bedtime story...from gate 9. at&t's network has the nation's strongest 4g lte signal. like a cheez-it ande the best a chip. worlds. ooooh, you just put 'em together. yes. closer. cloo
>> steve: yeah!ause ] >> jimmy: there you go, those are tonight's obama expressions. stick around. we'll be right back with jason segel! a ha ha ha ha ha! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ summer bucket list number 44. take a summer class. ♪ ♪ the crisp, refreshing taste of bud light. the perfect beer for checking off your summer bucket list. have you tried new dovadvanced care?e? 48 hours... it feels nice. very, very smooth. i'm not messing around it's soft. your antiperspirant...
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steves: grazie. here in this great city of art, there's no shortage of treasures in need of a little tlc. this is beautiful. how old is this panting? woman: this is a 17th-century painting. steves: from florence? woman: we don't know. -maybe the area is genova. -steves: genova. each shop addresses a need with passion and expertise. fine instruments deserve the finest care. grand palaces sparkle with gold leaf, thanks to the delicate and exacting skills of craftspeople like this. a satisfying way to wrap up an oltrarno experience is to enjoy a florentine steakhouse, which any italian meat lover knows means chianina beef. the quality is proudly on display. steaks are sold by weight and generally shared. the standard serving is about a kilo for two, meaning about a pound per person. so, both of those for four people? woman: yes. steves: the preparation is simple and well established. good luck if you want it well done. man: i am hungry, yeah. oh, look at this. ah! steves: oh, beautiful. [ laughs ] man:
steves: grazie. here in this great city of art, there's no shortage of treasures in need of a little tlc. this is beautiful. how old is this panting? woman: this is a 17th-century painting. steves: from florence? woman: we don't know. -maybe the area is genova. -steves: genova. each shop addresses a need with passion and expertise. fine instruments deserve the finest care. grand palaces sparkle with gold leaf, thanks to the delicate and exacting skills of craftspeople like this. a satisfying...
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>> steve: oh!ause ] >> jimmy: dwayne's going to catch us up on everything he's got going on. and then we have a special graduation season bit planned for all you students out there. yeah, it should be fun. plus, she's one of the hottest pop stars out there right now and one of the coolest. and we had her on right when he first song was just hitting. and she couldn't be nicer and i can't wait -- meghan trainor is dropping by. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: one of the nicest people, too. i'm just so happy for her. and she's so talented. oh, my gosh. we're going to talk to her and she's going to perform her latest single with special guest john legend later in the show! [ cheers and applause ] that's a lot of show. >> steve: come on. that's a show! >> jimmy: that's a big-time show. it's time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtags hashtags >> jimmy: hey, you guys on twitter? anyone out there? [ cheers ] twitter is fun. if you're not on,
>> steve: oh!ause ] >> jimmy: dwayne's going to catch us up on everything he's got going on. and then we have a special graduation season bit planned for all you students out there. yeah, it should be fun. plus, she's one of the hottest pop stars out there right now and one of the coolest. and we had her on right when he first song was just hitting. and she couldn't be nicer and i can't wait -- meghan trainor is dropping by. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >>...
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>> steve: why would he do that?t's rude. >> jimmy: there are lists of things that he does for fun. >> steve: for fun? >> jimmy: yeah, like here's one thing he does, he touches all the pieces of a pizza and then says, "these are mine now." >> steve: that's awful! >> jimmy: and finally there's -- he's says, "that's good coffee." after every sip of coffee. [ cheers and applause ] that's good coffee. >> steve: is that two hands? >> jimmy: he holds it with two hands. >> steve: oh, that's awful! >> jimmy: it's even worse, yeah. >> steve: yeah, yeah. [ sipping ] >> steve: good coffee. >> jimmy: that's good coffee. trump's got everybody all worked up. in fact, one gop congressman named carlos curbelo actually suggested that donald trump may be a "phantom candidate" that is implanted by the democrats'. the dnc strongly denied this while hillary said, "crap, they figured it out." take off the wig, bill. [ laughter ] you're fired." speaking of hillary, a new poll also shows that a majority of people in colorado think hillary c
>> steve: why would he do that?t's rude. >> jimmy: there are lists of things that he does for fun. >> steve: for fun? >> jimmy: yeah, like here's one thing he does, he touches all the pieces of a pizza and then says, "these are mine now." >> steve: that's awful! >> jimmy: and finally there's -- he's says, "that's good coffee." after every sip of coffee. [ cheers and applause ] that's good coffee. >> steve: is that two hands? >>...
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miles is in it. >> steve: a.d miles? miles is in it. >> steve: i'm not gonna watch it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and we great music from my man sage the gemini featuring nick jonas. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: good thing. good thing. i had an amazing night last night. >> steve: i heard. >> jimmy: did you hear about this? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know if you guys -- questlove, you too. we did, we did. yeah, exactly. [ cheers ] >> steve: u2 had a great night? >> jimmy: no, we -- so last night i performed at madison square garden on stage with u2, and i sang a song with them. and it was unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] and then the roots came out and they performed with the band as well. and it was just an unbelievable experience. i'll never forget it. but it almost didn't happen. here is what -- yeah this is for real. so clearly i'm a klutz. i hurt my finger. i fell, i hurt my finger. and so i get a thing from bono and the edge. i get a nice e-mail from those guys, trying to cheer me up
miles is in it. >> steve: a.d miles? miles is in it. >> steve: i'm not gonna watch it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and we great music from my man sage the gemini featuring nick jonas. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: good thing. good thing. i had an amazing night last night. >> steve: i heard. >> jimmy: did you hear about this? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know if you guys -- questlove, you too. we did, we did. yeah,...
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steve: money. genevieve: common sense. steve: common sense. [cheering] steve: pass or play?ieve: we're gonna play, steve. steve: they're gonna play. genevieve: how you doing mr. harvey? steve: genevieve. yes. [laughing] steve: what do you do for a living? genevieve: i'm a proud public defender for the county of san diego, america's finest city, steve. steve: public defender? genevieve: yes, i am. steve: that's a tough job. genevieve: it's a very tough job. steve: always overloaded work cases. always. genevieve: you're right. but it's very rewarding at the same time, steve.
steve: money. genevieve: common sense. steve: common sense. [cheering] steve: pass or play?ieve: we're gonna play, steve. steve: they're gonna play. genevieve: how you doing mr. harvey? steve: genevieve. yes. [laughing] steve: what do you do for a living? genevieve: i'm a proud public defender for the county of san diego, america's finest city, steve. steve: public defender? genevieve: yes, i am. steve: that's a tough job. genevieve: it's a very tough job. steve: always overloaded work cases....
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you look like a steve. can i call you steve? hi steve. i'm natural. say something. why aren't you guys saying anything? introducing new simply raised chicken with no antibiotics. from foster farms. simply better. >>> cal train is getting ready to make changes along palo alto rail corridor. they are getting ready to boost fencing. it's all part of a two month pilot program to see if a infrared camera can effectively detect someone on or near the tracks up to a mile away. >> the camera has intelligence to know whether it's a human or animal. for example on the rail corridor and will sound an automatic warning system to 911 dispatch and they will notify cal train. >> a decision comes following an increase in the number of teen suicides on the tracks. five teens connected to gun high school took their lives between 2009 and 2010. and just this past school year palo alto high schoolers lost two students and a recent graduate. >>> planes taking off and landing at san francisco international airport are triggering noise complaints from dozens of miles away. planes are flyi
you look like a steve. can i call you steve? hi steve. i'm natural. say something. why aren't you guys saying anything? introducing new simply raised chicken with no antibiotics. from foster farms. simply better. >>> cal train is getting ready to make changes along palo alto rail corridor. they are getting ready to boost fencing. it's all part of a two month pilot program to see if a infrared camera can effectively detect someone on or near the tracks up to a mile away. >> the...