-steve: i'm steve grafton. lemonis: i was just trying out some of your furniture. steve: nice. lemonis: who do you primarily make your furniture for? steve: interior designers. lemonis: and so a customer cannot come here and buy this stuff? steve: this is stuff that i've had from years ago, and i just put this showroom together over the last six to nine months. and what i need is to merchandise this with current inventory that we sell today. lemonis: so this is essentially a showroom that has furniture that you can't buy. they're a custom manufacturer, so this warehouse is not a showroom. it's just a bunch of unclaimed furniture. how long have you been in this building? steve: since 1964. 50 years. my dad, my dad. lemonis: oh, your dad. okay. steve: he's here, actually. lemonis: i would love to meet him. steve: i would love for you to meet him. go ahead. -papa! -esteban: hey! lemonis: how you doing, sir? -esteban: so far, so good. -lemonis: your name? esteban: esteban grafton. lemonis: nice to meet you, sir. -esteban: nice to meet you. -lemonis: wow. esteban: well, i've been he

steve, thank you for being here. it is great to have you. steve: thank you.mily: i want to start in 1996. steve: oh, dear. emily: when you made an early investment in hotmail. you bet on e-mail before e-mail was anything. what did you see? steve: it is usually a combination of two things. an entrepreneur that gets me excited. in this case, it was sabeer bhatia and his partner, jack smith. and an idea unlike anything i have seen before, which is, wow, e-mail wherever you go not tied to a corporate system or an e-mail server. it was like a lightbulb went off. we invested in what became the first example of viral marketing on the internet. emily: of course, microsoft went on to buy hotmail. dfj made millions of dollars. i want to talk about how you became a guy who can make these kinds of predictions and big bets. tell me about where you come from. what kind of kid were you? steve: i don't know if i ever grew up. that is the first thing that comes to mind. i was born in arizona to estonian immigrants who came here during the early days of the semi-conduct or ind

steve: it failed.ut they can push that aside and put in a replacement design that won't have that problem. emily: so will spacex accomplish its goal of getting to mars in the next 15 years? steve: absolutely. the colony might take about 20 years. emily: 20 years to get the colony started? wow. steve: but if you just want to send something to mars and not getting it back, they can do it a lot sooner, in a year or two. emily: you have a tesla model s and model x. do you have a preference? steve: i like them both. and not just an s, but the very first s ever made. which is a pretty cool -- emily: you have the very first s ever made. wow. steve: yes. the first production model car. elon got the first production model x. we have number two and number one. emily: how is it performing? steve: great. emily: how many times has it been serviced? steve: not much. i have yet to replace the brakes. this is the earliest car. there is no spark plugs, no muffler, no smog check. none of the usual stuff that i used to g

>> steve: hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to talk to him about his square garden this summer. times. i can't stop seeing it. it's the best. >> steve: it's fantastic. >> jimmy: he's awesome, and he's going to perform a good song for us on the show that he's never -- i don't think he's done that. i'm not sure. but either way, it's going to be great. yeah. it's really good. not "piano man." >> steve: what? >> jimmy: no. "piano man," people have seen it. >> steve: i've seen it. >> jimmy: obvious choice. >> steve: this is the one that you know. >> jimmy: this is a jam, you go, oh. >> steve: i can't believe he's doing it. i can't believe it! goodness. woah! >> steve: oh, my gosh. they're playing the song. >> jimmy: oh, billy joel! oh, my goodness. it's like being at the garden over here with this guy. [ laughter ] like. gonna feel like. >> jimmy: that's what you're going to feel like tomorrow. >> steve: as soon as you hear him play. get outta here. >> steve: come here, come here. get ou

they don't want to win. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: it's more money. >> steve: place or show. >> steve: either one, yeah. >> jimmy: it's always hard for the bachelor to keep track of everyone's name on t t show, but ben had an especially difficult time with one of the check this out. meet you. >> it's nice to meet you. what's your name? >> i feel like i'm at an unfair advantage because i have been able to stock you over social media for like the last two months. >> i'm trying. >> you like fishing. >> i love fishing. >> and you like to cook. >> what's your name? >> you know, i figured you other people tonight. all right >> what's your name? [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: rule number one, never give out your name until the third date. you know that. [ applause ] that's rule number one. i stalked you on facebook. [ laughter ] >> steve: i'm drunk. >> jimmy: i liked your picture. [ laughter ] with the bachelor there's always a 50/50 chance her name is ashley. >> steve: that's true. >> jimmy: there's always like three ashley's. >> steve: can ashley leave? >> jimmy: guys, this was cool here.

[ laughter ] >> steve: oh, i see. >> jimmy: that's the idea. >> steve: this and that. forget numbers. >> jimmy: no, no. this is it. forget numbers. like here's another one her. you have halle berry. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: plus quaker oatmeal equals hall & oates. you see what i'm saying? [ laughter ] you get what it is now? i understand it. [ applause ] this should be like on a psat. >> jimmy: like if you don't understand i'll give you another example. take super mario. >> steve: love it. >> jimmy: plus a pool liner. >> steve: got it. >> jimmy: it equals el chapo. [ laughter] you see what i'm saying? >> steve: i see. >> jimmy: it all -- >> steve: it's a popular mathmatics. >> jimmy: very loud shirt and you understand math. >> steve: i see. he somewhat looks like mario. i love it. i can see how kids would love this. >> jimmy: here's another one here. grandpa munster. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: minus 35 years. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: equals ted cruz. [ laughter ] see, now, kids they see it. the visual thing. >> steve: yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] this is gonna

math. >> steve: i see. he somewhat looks like mario. i love it. i can see how kids would love this. >> jimmymyhere's another one here. grandpa munster. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: minus 35 years. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: equals ted cruz. [ laughter ] see, now, kids they see it. the visual thing. >> steve: yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] this is gonna sweep the nation. >> jimmy: if you take the alphabet. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: plus a blender. >> steve: uh-huh. >> jimmy: it equals kristaps porzingis. [ laughter ] he's the king of new york. >> steve: he's the king of new york, i know. >> jimmy: great player, great name. >> steve: he's the king -- he's the korningis. >> jimmy: he's the korningus. >> steve: yeah, he's the korningus of new york. >> jimmy: i just officially crowned him korningis of new york. >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: yeah, porzingis is the korningis. [ laughter ] here -- here's another one here, you guys. >> steve: let me see it. >> jimmy: donald duck. >> steve: yep. >> jimmy: plu

steve, steve, it's the philippines. first marathon. con, by watching all ten episodes of netflix's "making a a murderer" without getting off the couch. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: that is a marathon. >> jimmy: that's a marathon. you make it through. >> steve: that's a hot show. >> jimmy: pro, a treadmill allows you to run but go no where. con, so es campaigning for martin o'malley. how is that a pro in the first place? >> steve: it wasn't a pro or a a con. yeah. >> jimmy: it wasn't a pro or con. yeah.. i'i'going to save this.. >> steve: throw it in the garbage. >> jimmy: i'm gonna save this for later. >> steve: what are you going to do with it? >> jimmy: i'm gonna hang it on the fridge. >> steve: looks like you put it in the garbage can. >> jimmy: no, nono don't have a a garbage can up here. i have a place where i put things on my fridge. >> steve: oh, okay. [ light laughter ] it's like a refrigerator magnet p you gotta put on your fridge so as soon as people come to your house. >> jimmy: take it there i go, "oh, my daughter made

>> steve: that was good. i understand it. [ applause ] this should be like on a psat. understand i'll give you another example. take super mario. >> steve: love it. >> jimmy: plus a pool liner. >> steve: got it. >> jimmy: it equals el chapo. saying? >> steve: i see. >> jimmy: it all -- >> steve: it's a popular mathmatics. >> jimmy: very loud shirt and you understand math. >> steve: i see. he somewhat looks like mario. i love it. this. >> jimmy: here's another one here. grandpa munster. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: minus 35 years. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: equals ted cruz. [ laughter ] see, now, kids they see it. the visual thing. >> steve: yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] this is gonna sweep the nation. >> jimmy: if you take the alphabet. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: plus a blender. >> steve: uh-huh. >> jimmy: it equals kristaps porzingis. [ laughter ] he's the king of new york. >> steve: he's the king of new york, i know. >> jimmy: great player, great name. >> steve: he's the king -- he's the korningis. >> jimm

steve: ow! quit hitting me. >> jimmy: finally, "it's always sunny in philadelphia" is now "is never sun in chernogorsk." [ laughter and applause ] chernogorsk. >> steve: chernogorsk. >> jimmy: chernogorsk. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: still a good show. guys people were talking about this right here. broncos quarterback peyton manning continues to face allegations that he once used human growth hormones after a report stated that hgh was delivered to manning's wife in 2011. peyton released a statement saying, "i have never taken neither have i." [ laughter ] and you have to just take their word for it. they're not guilty until -- did you see this? >> steve: what's that. >> jimmy: visa and dell are investing $3 million in the girl scouts to help them sell cookies online. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: it's all part of their plan to totally cut out the middleman, you know, girl scouts. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: just to get them right out of there. why bother? >> steve: yeah. directly to the

steve: really? >> jimmy: subtle changes. >> steve: subtle changes. just little changes. >> jimmy: "friends" everyone loves "friends." >> steve: love that show. >> jimmy: "friends" is now called "goat and old lady." [ laughter ] >> steve: i'll be there for you. >> jimmy: i will be there for you. >> steve: ow! quit hitting me. >> jimmy: finally, "it's always sunny in philadelphia" is now "is never sun in chernogorsk." [ laughter and applause ] chernogorsk. >> steve: chernogorsk. >> jimmy: chernogorsk. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: still a good show. guys people were talking about this right here. broncos quarterback peyton manning continues to face allegations that he once used human growth hormones after a report stated that hgh was delivered to manning's wife in 2011. peyton released a statement saying, "i have never taken hgh." while his wife said, "yeah, neither have i." [ laughter ] and you have to just take their word for it. they're not guilty until -- did you see this? >> steve: what's that. >> ji

> steve: chili's three. i want my baby back baby back [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the blizzard also the place. in fact, they had blackouts in new jersey, north carolina and the oscars. [ laughter and applause ] didn't see that one coming. didn't see it coming. >> steve: didn't see it coming. >> jimmy: yeah, didn't see that one coming. that was a good one. that was a good one. guys, i saw that chris christie left the campaign trail in new hampshire to return home to new jersey to deal with the snowstorm. of course, what do you expect to happen when you tell chris christie there's a large blizzard waiting for him? [ laughter ] he's like, "what flavor? what flavor is it, m&m?" [ applause ] make sure there's reese's pieces, too. i know somebody who works there, he can get me reese's pieces." [ laughter ] it's legal. you can have both candies. >> steve: yeah, he gets both. >> jimmy: yeah, he doesn't charge me for it. nice. you have to go through the drive-thru to get it. there's no other way to go. stop, stop, stop. [

so -- [ laughter ] >> steve: listen to side "b." >> jimmy: he talks -- >> steve: what are you going to going with side "a." let's take a listen. >> steve: are you sure? >> jimmy: i'm at the party, right? >> steve: you're at the party. >> jimmy: let's just not do the conversation, yeah. let's do "this land is your land." woody guthrie. here you go. ♪ ♪ as i went walking that ribbon of highway i saw above me that endless skyway ♪ ♪ i saw below me that golden valley this land was made for you and me ♪ >> jimmy: there you go. that's good. [ cheers and applause ] he's got the voice. he's got the voice of an angel. the voice of an angel -- an angel that grew up in brooklyn. he's got the voice of an angel. >> steve: yeah, it's beautiful. >> jimmy: i saw -- i saw above me, a golden valley. i saw that. don't ask me. don't ask -- don't ask me if i saw it. [ laughter ] >> steve: i need ska beat under there. i want something peppy. ♪ >> jimmy: no, he didn't do it. i saw around me. i saw -- [ laughter ] don't ask me what i saw. i saw the golden valley. i saw -- i saw that this land was made for us.

>> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: plus, this guy is so funny. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: from the new film "ride along 2" and his tv show "dr. ken" he was great last night on the golden globes. ken jeong is dropping by. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ooh, and this is good music. making her late night television debut, we have music from cam is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: whoa! >> jimmy: guys, whenever i get some down time here at the show, i like to go on instagram and scroll through all the photos. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. and one thing i noticed is that a lot of times two people will write the exact same captions be completely different. i'll show you what i mean in this next segment. it's time for "picture this." [ cheers and applause ] picture this picture this picture this yeah picture this >> jimmy: let's take a look at the first example. it's from donald trump. >> steve: wow. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and jeb bush. >> steve:

it screams steve jobs in the valley. >> riding to work with steve jobs.e carpool lane. >> it does give you a glimpse of how he thought he was above the law. ♪ >> jobs also made it a habit to park his plateless mercedes benz at handicap parking spots. it even became common to take a picture next to steve's car. ♪ he was a hero in the valley because he made buckets of money. but unlike bill gates, jobs told people that giving away money was a waste of time. under jobs, apple terminated its philanthropic programs. jobs kept acting as if apple was a start-up. but by 2010, it was one of the most valuable companies in the world. among the rich and famous, jobs was a compelling character, a counterculture businessman. what were his values as citizen? was he interested in power to change the world or the right to have power without responsibility? >> it was an experience where actually a couple of people were fighting over you, were they not? >> i went to palm. >> a bunch of people went to palm. >> yeah. >> was steve pissed off? >> oh, man, yeah, when i gave my r

>> steve: hey! what? instead of me singing it, why don't we have me, sia and natalie portman sing it with the roots? [ cheers and applause ] check out this video we made this afternoon. my grandma and your grandma were sitting by the fire my grandma said to your grandma i'm gonna set your flag on fire talkin' bout hey now hey now hey now hey now iko iko un-day jack-a-mo fee-no ai na-na jack-a-mo fee na-nay look at my king all dressed in red iko iko un-day bet you five dollars he'll kill you dead jack-a-mo fee na-nay talkin' bout hey now hey now hey now hey now iko iko un-day jack-a-mo fee-no my flag boy and your flag boy sitting by the fire my flag boy said to your flag boy i'm gonna set your flag on fire talkin' bout hey now hey now hey now hey now iko iko un-day jack-a-mo fee-no ai na-na jack-a-mo fee na-nay see that guy all dressed in green iko iko un-day he ain't a man he's a lovin' machine jack-a-mo fee na-nay talkin' bout hey now hey now hey now hey now iko iko un-day jack-a-mo fee-no ai na-na jack-