. >> steve: w-t-f. >> jimmy: w-t-f. >> steve: yeah., kid. >> jimmy: yeah, alphabet blocks. this next one was sent in by daniela solano murphy in san diego, california. she was watching her local news and spotted this important story. "denny's upgrades pancake recipe -- now made with real ingredients." [ cheers and applause ] what were -- what were we eating? what have we been eating for years? >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't understand what -- [ light laughter ] soylent green, yeah. >> steve: soylent green. >> jimmy: next one was sent in by christopher baker in corner brook, canada. he was shopping -- [ cheers ] really? [ laughter ] >> steve: hey, corner brook. >> canada! >> jimmy: oh, canada. sure. [ laughter ] >> steve: canada. like, corner brook -- >> jimmy: that's a little specific, yeah. [ light laughter ] he was shopping for triple xl underwear. and let's see what he found. there's -- [ laughter ] >> steve: there we go. [ applause ] >> jimmy: perfect model. >> steve: yeah. perfect model for that. >> jimmy: he can m

-steve: i'm steve grafton. lemonis: i was just trying out some of your furniture. steve: nice. lemonis: who do you primarily make your furniture for? steve: interior designers. lemonis: and so a customer cannot come here and buy this stuff? steve: this is stuff that i've had from years ago, and i just put this showroom together over the last six to nine months. and what i need is to merchandise this with current inventory that we sell today. lemonis: so this is essentially a showroom that has furniture that you can't buy. they're a custom manufacturer, so this warehouse is not a showroom. it's just a bunch of unclaimed furniture. how long have you been in this building? steve: since 1964. 50 years. my dad, my dad. lemonis: oh, your dad. okay. steve: he's here, actually. lemonis: i would love to meet him. steve: i would love for you to meet him. go ahead. -papa! -esteban: hey! lemonis: how you doing, sir? -esteban: so far, so good. -lemonis: your name? esteban: esteban grafton. lemonis: nice to meet you, sir. -esteban: nice to meet you. -lemonis: wow. esteban: well, i've been he

steve weatherford! steve: good to be back. rosanna: how are you? steve: i'm doing good. rosanna: i haven't seen you so much. steve: be here at 8:15 to get makeup on and get ready, i show up at 7:45. i want to make sure i see my friends. good to be back here. rosanna: are you having a great summer? steve: having a great summer spending a lot of time for the family for first time in like 19 years. i'm not in training camp. i mean that started when i i'm almost 34. almost 20 years of training camp. for me not to be in it this year i thought would be very strange. that was the worst part of the job. nobody wants to be in training camp. rosanna: okay. you played for the giants and jets. a little melancholy you're not doing it this year? steve: no, you know what? there is very few people during the course of their career that get to walk away from the nfl when they want to. not good enough, but for me it was, you know, i made the decision i wanted to pursue another passion in my life in fitness and public speaking and you know, just kind of entrepreneurial stuff. and so for me

> steve: okay, all right. >> jimmy: i'm on a diet, dude. >> steve: i'm worried about the future. >> jimmy: it is a tasty sandwich. and this is just crazy news. anthony weiner is back in the news. [ cheers and groans ] with another sexting scandal. he's like the michael phelps of sexting. he keeps saying he's going to retire, every four years he's back. [ laughter and applause ] i just said goodb -- why are you back? and he's wearing a speedo. [ light laughter ] and, of course, last night was the mtv video music awards. one of the biggest moments of the night was the speech kanye west gave, where he actually mentioned the exes of both him and his wife. [ light laughter ] as most people call that, a a best man toast. [ laughter and applause ] "janet was way hotter, but not nearly as nice as you, samantha. you're nicer than she was. she was our favorite." [ light laughter ] speaking of kanye, he kicked off his "saint pablo" tour on thursday night, and surprised fans with a floating stage that most fans said it was awesome, while the people who paid extra for front row seats were like, "where

[ light laughter ] >> steve: shocked! >> jimmy: he's saying that the league is overreacting, that people who smoke weed just want to eat and go to bed. [ light laughter ] you'll be able to tell if a a quarterback s keeps yelling, "hut, hut, pizza hut! pizza hut! [ laughter ] baconator! baconator! let's get a -- i love those things." some international news. kim jong-un reportedly threw a a huge outdoor dance party on thursday to celebrate the successful test of north korea's ballistic missile. residents described the party as fun, exciting, and mandatory. [ laughter and applause ] ?? i've been dancing for 11 hours! ? say kanye say kanye ? ? say kanye say kanye say kanye-o ? oh, this isn't good here. two united airline pilots were arrested before a flight from scotland to new jersey over the weekend, because they were suspected of being too drunk to fly. [ light laughter ] what worries me about that story is the phrasing "too drunk." [ laughter ] splash some water. he can fly the plane. [ laughter ] he'll sober up before w

>> steve: james! >> jimmy: i didn't write it. >> steve: james!out home base either. t-ball. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, airlander 10, for being the world's largest aircraft, and also showing me what it'd look like if the macy's thanksgiving day parade had a kim kardashian balloon. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what is that, james? >> jimmy: james! >> steve: what is that supposed to mean? >> jimmy: he did write it. >> steve: this guy is crazy. insane in the membrane. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, san diego chargers logo, for looking like an emoji toupee. [ laughter and applause ] that's a good idea. >> steve: classic. >> jimmy: that's a good idea. >> steve: they should do it. >> jimmy: that should be our next app. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: emoji toupee. >> steve: emoji toupees. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, michael phelps, for winning the gold in the 200-meter butterfly, the 4x200 relay, and the 100 meter resting bitch face. [ applause ] >> steve: that's like acting. "i'm angry! i'm going to slam!" [ light laughter ] "gonna win anot

imagination. >> steve: yeah, yeah. pretend it's not there. >> jimmy: look, is it here? >> steve: my god, where is it? i don't see it. oh, your hand. >> jimmy: no, my hand's there, yeah. but look, ready? >> steve: ready? >> jimmy: keep looking. close your eyes for one second. now look back. [ laughter ] >> steve: where'd it go? where'd it go? ? [ applause ] >> jimmy: magic. he does stuff like that. no, he's much better than that. you'll freak out. it's going to be great. but first, we have a great show tonight. this guy is just the best. from the new amazon pilot called "i love dick." [ laughter ] >> steve: oh! kanye! >> jimmy: kanye-o! ? me say kanye say kanye say kanye say kanye ? >> steve: hey, wait a second. >> jimmy: i'm not wearing my glasses. the new amazon pilot, it's called "i love dick." dick is -- he plays a a character, dick. >> steve: okay. oh, he plays a character. >> jimmy: no, he's not -- he's the nicest dude ever. >> steve: he's lovely. >> jimmy: yeah. but if he wasn't, he's just playing a character. he

steve?> pam: next, we look at the future at professional sports in oakland. tonight, some encouraging news. >> pam:tonight. significant much uncertain future of oakland's sports teams. >> steve: we know the warriors are almost certainly headed to san francisco. but today.news concerning the raiders and a's is making headlines. grant lodes is here to break it all down. >> grant:tomorrow a's big wigs.including majority owner. john fisher will tour the howard marine terminal location near jack london square. >> grant:they want to see if it's a viable location for a new baseball stadium. >> grant:oakland mayor libby schaaf has been touting this location.despite it being about a mile from the closest bart station. she and other city officials will not be part of the tour, which will be lead by the port of oakland and will focus on issues such as engineering, soil, and the seawall >> grant:the a's have toured this site before and it's just one of a handful of locations, including the coliseum they

good evening i'm pam moore. >> steve: and i'm steve aveson. the body was found this morning. and police say they are looking into it as a homicide. >> pam:kron-4's hermela aregawi joins us live from the mall tonight. with what we know about their investigation. >> pam:hermela? >> reporter: the managers said there were cameras inside the shopping mall and on the exterior as well so the answer could be there. the body was found at 10:15 a.m. on jeffrey st. the examiner's office ruled a homicide and police are working to identify the victims of that they can notify it is his next of kin. >> i initially was like where? how? demand? when did this happened? and no one found out about this until now. >> i hope that they find out what happened. but will pull the camera footage. i hope someone was not murdered. i would hope that this did not happen and men. >> reporter: we will stay on this story and more on the investigation. >> pam: thank you for that report tonight. >> steve: a san leandro teenager that is believed to have run away over the weekend. is still missing. her family is

steve? >> steve: an armed man uses a sharp blade and threatens a convenience store clerk during a robbery during a robbery in an east bay city. and police are asking for the public's help in identifying the suspect. >> steve: here's video of the masked man armed with a knife, convenient store on oak grove road in concord. investigators say they have a limited description of the suspect. this is video from our helicopter partnership with abc 7 news. >> steve: this happened just before 2-am yesterday. the video shows the clerk alone in the store, when the robber walks in holding a weapon in his hand. and he gets away just minutes before a concord police officer made a routine check of the business. an armed man uses a sharp blade. and threatens a convenient store clerk during a robbery in an east bay city. >> steve: police are asking for the public's help in identifying the suspect. as kron4's haaziq madyun shows you.the crime was captured on six people are now in custody in connection with a

but, no, we're doing a a different thing. >> steve: different thing >> steve: a little thing? [ laughter ] just a little thing. >> jimmy: no, i didn't say it was a little thing. >> steve: i was wondering. >> jimmy: your average size thing is going to be happening tonight. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: i don't know anything about it. plus, she is beyond talented. every time she's on the show, she destroys. she's the best. our pal, megan trainor is stopping by. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: her new record, "thank you." we're gonna talk to her. and then she's going to perform for us later in the show. it's going to be a great show, everybody. >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: it's going you know, whenever i get some down time here at the show, i like to go on instagram and scroll through all the photos. >> steve: i know you do. you love it. >> jimmy: i just think it's so much fun. and the one thing i've noticed is that a lot of time two people will write the exact same captions. but the pictures they post will be completely different. i'll show you

swanky -- >> steve: swanky. >> jimmy: swanky. >> steve: swanky hanky.nky hanky. "you've been in the bathroom a a long time there, greg." "just call me hank." >> steve: "just call me hanky." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "we shouldn't have invited spanky hanky over. what do you want with it?" >> steve: "what is he supposed to do?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "swanky. looks fantastic. fashionable, hair combed." >> steve: "velvet jacket. swanky hanky's the best." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're down to our last one. this is a children's book. this is good. anyone with kids out there this is a book called "rhymes with duck." >> steve: oh!. >> jimmy: you got truck, luck, buck. >> steve: cluck, muck -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what else rhymes with duck? >> tariq: i got one. >> jimmy: what's that? what is it? yeah? >> tariq: f -- >> jimmy: yeah? >> tariq: f -- >> jimmy: yeah? >> tariq: f -- >> jimmy: you got one? [ laughter ] you got one? forget it, tariq, don't worry about it. that's all i have for this edition of my "do not read list." [ cheers and applause ] do you have a

steve: thanks, arthur. developing news in florida where the cdc expanded a travel warning to including south beach. alison: jessica is live at kennedy airport where travelers are reacting. >> reporter: a new yorker who those infected with the zika virus. as you can imagine, passengers here at the airport are concerned. as you know, south beach is a destination for many of us. >> it's concerning. i have a feeling it's going to keep spreading. especially throughout the gulf coast. that's getting closer to where i am in san antonio. >> reporter: there are five more confirmed cases of locally transmitted zika in miami-dade county. >> we have two small areas in miami-dade county where we believe local occurring. after aggressive testing in the windwood area, we cleared three additional blocks of the northeastern area of wynnewood because we're seeing no evidence of active transmission. >> reporter: three men and two women are among those infected with the virus. scott says three people traveled to miami beach fr

." >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: perfect for anyone who's ever said, "you know, i know a few things about dish clothes, but i'm hungry." >> steve: for knowledge. >> jimmy: my brain's hungry for knowledge. i'm hungry to know more. >> steve: i got to read about them dishcloths. what do you got? >> jimmy: well, you know i'm talking about this right here. classic granny square, fast favorite. faucet angel. nubby, nubby mesh. >> steve: love it. >> jimmy: everyone's favorite, stormy waters. >> steve: oh, love that one. >> jimmy: no. swanky -- >> steve: swanky. >> jimmy: swanky. >> steve: swanky hanky. sorry. >> jimmy: no spanky hanky. "you've been in the bathroom a a long time there, greg." "just call me hank." >> steve: "just call me hanky." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "we shouldn't have invited spanky hanky over. what do you want with it?" >> steve: "what is he supposed to do?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "swanky. looks fantastic. fashionable, hair combed." >> steve: "velvet jacket. swanky hanky's the best." [ laughter ]

>> steve: everybody was in a a bad mood. [ laughter ] ?? >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: oh, man. hey, buddy, welcome back. >> steve: it's rough. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> steve: it's rough out there. >> jimmy: this one is -- >> steve: can't hyde. nowhere to hyde. [ cheers and applause ] ?? >> jimmy: wait, are you on a -- are you on a -- [ laughter ] >> steve: i milked that probably -- >> jimmy: now i know you did. [ laughter ] ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: it's thursday. >> jimmy: i know it is. >> steve: you know, it's american. >> jimmy: i know it. this one is from @wantpeace4all. >> steve: aww. >> jimmy: she says, "guy at dmv asked for my phone number. i said, you wish. he said, it's for the paperwork." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] do you think i'm cute? >> steve: here you go. [ laughter ] you wish. >> jimmy: this one is from @koopgirl. she says, "future hubby meets my parents, dad pours him a a foamy beer and apologizes. i say, it's ok, frank likes head." [ audience oohs ] this one is from @harbinger. he says, "job interview, me, hi, how are you? interviere

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>> steve: all right. in fourth place -- >> steve: with 20 balls the yellow team, tariq and donald. [ sad tuba ] [ cheers and applause ] in third place, number three, with 24 balls, jimmy, simone. [ sad tuba ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. number one team with the score of 30, it's very close, 30 to 29 -- is the blue team. >> oh, we won! ?? yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, come on. we let her win. we totally let you guys win. we talked before the show. so, yeah. >> yeah, right. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> okay. >> thank you. thank you. i see how it is. >> jimmy: super cool. that's good. we bronzed out. we figured we bronzed out. that's the way we did it. >> steve: yeah that's how we do it. that's how we roll. >> jimmy: that's the way we do it. we threw it. my thanks to donald glover, simone biles, aly raisman, laurie hernandez, gabby douglas, and madison kocian. dolly parton joins us after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] i'm jamie foxx for verizon. in the natio

higgins -- higgins -- >> steve: yeah. >> steve: i would love to, jim. >> jimmy: thank you. >> steve: it works the same way as the board game. you try to grab the most balls with your bucket and sweep them into your goal. the team with the most balls at the end of the game wins. the teams are tariq and donald, jimmy and simone, gabby and madison, and aly and laurie. [ cheers and applause ] players take your positions. okay, everybody get ready. on the clock. >> wait, wait, wait. >> steve: stay back. >> jimmy: are you guys not ready? >> steve: ready? >> wait, wait, wait. okay. watch his bucket -- >> steve: 30 seconds, three -- >> don't pull her pants off. >> steve: two, one, eat! ?? [ laughter ] more balls! ?? come on. three, two, one! [ buzzer ] oh! grab your thingy. switch places, everybody! >> jimmy: we did well. we did well. >> yeah! >> steve: can you reach it? there you go. good job. my goodness. oh, you're -- >> wait, jimmy! then we did this. >> steve: it's not done. >> wait, wait, yeah. we have, like, two. >> oh, my gosh you're beating us. >> steve: ready? get in position. [ tal

>> steve: yeah!d applause ] >> jimmy: music from florida georgia line. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: that's gonna be good. and we're gonna launch our brand new app. we're launching an app. >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: it's fun, it's silly, it's free -- it is free, right? yeah. [ light laughter ] tune in tomorrow to find out about it. but we've been working on it, it's totally dumb and it's really fun. later this week, we have -- barbara streisand will be here. [ cheers and applause ] alec baldwin -- alec baldwin, jessica alba will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna be a good week. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we love this woman. she is one of the all-time greats in country music. there is nobody else like her. dolly parton is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve oh! >> jimmy: "pure & simple" is the new record. we're gonna catch up with dolly and then later in the show she's going to perform a song off her new album "pure & simple." dolly parton in the house, ladies and

>> steve: that's good. >> jimmy: there's a a difference -- >> steve: that's different. >> jimmy: the actual report on russia said, "they are deeply involved in suspected espionage." the one trump recived said, "some of the stuff james bond does in 'moonraker' is kind of real." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: kind of real. >> steve: kind of. >> jimmy: it's kind of real. trust me, i've seen classified -- [ light laughter ] and finally, the actual report on north korea said, "kim jong-un threatening nuclear strike amid south korean military drill." the one trump recieved said, [ laughter and applause ] i think that's true though. >> steve: that is true, though. >> jimmy: i did hear somewhere that's true. [ light laughter ] a little celebrity news here. over the weekend, leonardo dicaprio and his girlfriend, model nina agdal, got in a small fender bender in the hamptons. afterward dicarprio said, "my whole life flashed before my eyes. and it was freaking awesome." [ laughter and applause ] "i had a great life. i have a great life." this seems kind of weird, but kfc jus

>> steve: yeah! >> steve: talented guy. >> jimmy: good rapper. good actor. and i'm very excited about this. fresh off their history-making performances at the summer olympics in rio, we have the five members of the gold medal-winning united states women's gymnastics team on the show! [ cheers and applause ] they are fantastic. i love those guys. just awesome. we always do something different here on "the tonight show," so we're gonna play a a giant new game with them, maybe our biggest game ever. [ cheers ] did you see rehearsal at all? yeah. tariq, you're gonna play it with us? >> tariq: yeah, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's going to be fun. i don't want to tell you what it is, but it's -- [ light laughter ] it's another level, yeah, yeah, yeah. guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today, and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] taking a look at the pros and cons of returning home with a a gold medal. [ light laughter ] are their cons? the olympics are over. you'd think ha

jennifer: the steve: nacchio. jennifer: this happens every now and then, last night baseball fans will risk anything to get a foul ball. >> this is what happened in pittsburgh. pirate fan, carrying food attempts to make a one-handed catch got a face full of nachos. everyone grabs phone, it spreads the whole world, his got a ball. steve: we don't know that. you never know these days. jennifer: all right. >> there you go. jennifer: that is our news for tonight. i guess we'll see you tomorrow. steve: take care. >> have a good night. at the the lincoln summer invitation sales event, it's time to relax. from the moment you take your foot off the brake, the brake stays engaged and you stay put. taking the legwork out of stop and go traffic. and even hills. that's the more human side of engineering. this is the lincoln summer invitation, hurry in now to your dealer for limited time offers. lease a lincoln mkx for $349 a month first kid you ready? by their second kid, every mom is an expert, and more likely to choose luvs

steve: all right. the city will pay more than $4 million to the family of akai gurley, who was shot and killed by a police officer in a darkened stairwell in 2014. he was sentenced to five years probation and community service. his domestic partner says she's i'm glad we got the conviction and my daughter will be taken care of. i'm glad it's done. steve: the money will be placed into a fund for his daughter who will be able to access it when she turns 18. alison: breaking news at jfk airport. a power outage at terminal 8 has delayed security screening for american airlines customers and escalators and elevators are down because of the outage. no word on what knocked out power, but crews a fast as possible to get it fixed. steve: all right. still no relief from the heat. keep the umbrella handy if you're getting ready to head out. alison: nick is at the map to show us when thunderstorms could start popping up. nick: that would be this evening. some will be severe. the humidity was back today in a big wa

it is flip cup. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: but also slip n' slide. [ laughter ] >> steve: so you haveip? >> jimmy: you have to -- you have to flip -- you have to drink, flip, and then slip, and then flip. and then slip and then flip. >> steve: drink, flip, and slip. that's why it's called slip n' slip. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] that's why it's called -- >> steve: slip and flip. no? flip and swip. [ laughter ] whatever it's called. >> jimmy: yeah, that's what it's called. >> steve: yeah, i love that game. >> jimmy: it's going to be fun. >> steve: yeah, fun. >> jimmy: that's what i'm saying. [ cheers and applause ] then on friday, right after the olympics' opening ceremony -- this is big. jerry seinfeld will be here! [ cheers and applause ] seth rogen will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and jason derulo will be here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a big show on friday. also, we're going to have a lip sync battle between me and seth rogen. >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: that's a good show. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. seriously, this -