steve: sure and no. have the comfort of knowing what i did, feeling good about myself and everything else doesn't really matter. emily: where did you want to take the company and where did he want to take the company? steve: i think is a fundamental disagreement about how to be in the product business. i pushed for the surface and he was reluctant. then it came to what to do about the phone business. emily: satya nadella said recently on stage that missing the mobile phone was one of the big mistakes in microsoft's history. what would you have done? steve: i would have moved into the hardware business faster. what we had in the pc where there is a separation of chips, systems and software was not going to largely reproduce it else in the mobile world. i wish i had thought about the model of subsidizing phones through the operators. people like to point to the quote where i said the iphone would never sell because $700 was too high and there was business model innovation by apple to get it built into the

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steve: so i'm. [beeping] steve: what is that? >> fire alarm. steve: houston, we have a problem.& friends." steve: that's the orion capsule. we are going to do a simulation where heather and i are coming back after two and a half years in space together and probably no longer talking to each other. >> what happened? that was the best part. heather: two and a half years in space together and got stuck. steve: we actually got inside the capsule and i was in charge of driving the space capsule so that we didn't skip off the atmosphere of the earth for deep space mission. heather had to deploy the chute, which was critical. it was a little dicey because if she did it too soon we would all die. heather: this is all about the orion which is not currently up in space but it is when they get that up and running they will be able to go into deep space. janice: i was cap con communicating to the astronauts to make sure they had a safe landing. i can't believe we don't have the rest of that tape. ainsley: we will fix it is this space food? heather: stuff we brought back for you guys. everyb

>> steve: yes.y, with flying fish tobiko and young english cucumber. but can you guess the secret ingredient? bon appetite. >> jimmy: smoked salmon with topiko? oh yeah. >> steve: it's tobiko. >> jimmy: can you break it apart or you do you just have to eat it? >> steve: i would just eat it if i were you. ♪ eat it remember that song? >> jimmy: yeah. i do remember that song. >> steve: when you've figured it out? [ light laughter ] yeah. so good. [ laughter ] whoa! there we go. that's called a winner. [ laughter ] all right, gentlemen. write down your answers of what you think the secret ingredient was. [ laughter ] sounded like a tasty one. [ laughter ] maybe you should put this in your restaurants, gordo. [ light laughter ] okay. is everyone ready? quest, are you ready? do you know what's in there? [ coughing ] all right. ready? >> jimmy: secret ingredient. >> steve: what do you think the secret ingredient was? gordon, you go first. >> [ bleep ] no. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'm sorry. >>

> steve: let's listen.my: let's take a listen and see what it sounds like. [ eating sounds ] >> now that's good honey baked ham. >> steve: wow. [ cheers and applause ] i'd listen to that. >> jimmy: honey baked ham. >> steve: you get better reception, now? oh there you go, there you go. >> jimmy: here we go. this next podcast here -- >> steve: god. >> jimmy: this one's good. this is called "betsy devos's animal hour." >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: you know she is the new education secretary. >> steve: oh, really? >> jimmy: yeah. so this is a podcast where she, betsy devos, names some of her favorite animals. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: it's really interesting. let's take a listen. >> steve: well, i'd love to hear it. >> jimmy: here you go. >> there's dog, cat, kitten, moosy, elfaphant, hippopopamus, unicorn, leprechaun, horse moose. oh! merry horse moose, everybody! >> jimmy: i mean, you get the idea. >> steve: i get it, i understand. >> jimmy: it's pretty informative. [ applause ] this next podcast

steve: yep.ank you very much for joining us. listen, donald trump, job one of his presidency has been what? ainsley: jobs. steve: jobs, jobs, jobs. exactly right. yesterday he met with some ceos of major airlines and this morning we have a fox news alert. delta is planning to expand big league. brian: they are going to add 25,000 workers it seems. directly off the meeting with all the major airlines. american airlines. when they felt as though their needs were being listened to for the first time so they can compete internationally. this is one of the rewards the president went back hire some people. and he did. i think one the most successful things that donald trump has done is meeting with the ceos, listening to what their needs are and then saying listen, how do we expand the american worker. ainsley: this is great news on a friday. because everyone, no matter how you voted, you are in support of people going to work here in america and delta is going to provide 25,000 jobs. that is a lot of

it was a cover of steve and an "i, steve" as a title. i landed in san francisco airport coming to a product launch he was going to do. i saw six or seven missed calls from steve jobs. [laughter] you all know the san francisco airport. i'm standing there in the concourse. i hit return. he just starts yelling at me. he says you have no taste, the title is gimmicky. it is ugly. i don't want you to come to the demonstration. i am holding the phone, you know. finally, he says i am not going to continue to cooperate unless you allow me to have input into the cover. all right. it took me somewhere between a second and a second and a half to say sure. he has the greatest design for something like that, and he has spent a lot of time trying to make it a simple, clean cover. that was the one time i felt his wrath. also the one time he had editorial input. about, and youot his his friends -- quote friends who coined the term "reality distortion field." did you find yourself sucked into that? theer: i think you would be last to know. he would talk t

>> steve: no, no, i don't. k.t. -- >> jimmy: k.t.12346, get it? >> steve: missing the 5?e. [ slap ] [ light laughter ] well, she says, "i have a a framed photo of chris hemsworth that i signed hanging above my bed. it says, 'thanks for everything, katie, love chris.'" [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: he's a good dude. i bet you he would do that. >> steve: yeah. we should get that for her. >> jimmy: we should get that to @kt12346. >> steve: he's the greatest. >> jimmy: chris hemsworth if you're watching. >> steve: just send it to her. >> jimmy: yeah. send her a framed photo that says -- >> steve: you got it mate! >> jimmy: "thanks for everything, katie, love chris." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he's a good dude. he'll do that. >> steve: he's a good dude. >> jimmy: yeah. this one's from @squawkyou. >> steve: i get that one! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't get it. >> steve: yeah. go squawk yourself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't get it. [ laughter ] what kind of a mother squawking thing is that to say, man? >> steve: hey, squawk you! and your -- >> jimmy: oh, s

steve: it's only on 802.11.lled -- this next podcast is called, "bob dylan's celebrity prank calls." >> steve: oh. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: it's pretty self-explanatory. it's basically just bob dylan prank calls other celebrities. in this episode he calls sylvester stallone. [ light laughter ] and let's give a listen to it, see what it is. [ bob dylan impression ] [ sylvester stallone impression ] [ inaudible ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: he's angry. >> jimmy: you think he's mad? >> steve: and mad. [ applause ] i think it's good, i like it. this one -- >> steve: it's like you can't hear through those. >> jimmy: what's that? i do this. >> steve: it's almost like they can't -- like they're ear muffs. >> jimmy: when i'm usually djing, i you know -- >> steve: oh that's how you dj? >> jimmy: well i hear the one. i want to hear "the wheel of steel" on this side. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and then this one i want to hear "the humans." >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and then -- also be able to control "the wheel o

steve: yeah.re of an informal thing. >> jimmy: it's his nickname, yeah. >> steve: what's up, cap'n? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: mind puttin' some more air in my tires? [ light laughter ] sure thing. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. i read that the trump winery in virginia is requesting permission from the labor department to hire workers from overseas. yeah. [ audience oohs ] they just released a new commercial. and i think trump really knows what he's talking about when t >> jimmy: yeah, i think so. watch. ♪ >> don't can't believe the fake news. trump winery is the bigliest, bestliest winery in the world. we've got all the best wines, like -- blankety blank. penut grass. cabinet. zootopia. reese's pieces. charlie brown the pope. and, of course, my absolute favorite, gerber baby terminator. [ laughter ] trump wineries. make america grape again. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: grape again? >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: charlie brown the pope? [ light laughter ] this is nice. today, hillary clinton went to "sesa

steve: okay. >> right? steve: two positives not good. goal is to get one of each. if you are bringing the alpha energy to the table and he alpha by nature he has all the testosterone like two bulls in a china shop. if you want him to be the more feminine in the relationship that doesn't work for most people women are usually feminine. ainsley: al few come home what does the husband need from the woman. >> the husband needs the woman softness. happiness instead of anger. being more compliant and less dictatorial. basically not telling them what to do. i don't know how else to put it. men don't like. brian: positive not the negative. don't do what we just saw vince vaughn was getting nagged. >> nagging, perfectionist. tell him what he is doing wrong. my husband would call it i can't believe i'm saying this on national tv. directing his traffic. not not directing his traffic. brian: men are simple, not dumb. what do you mean by that? >> really important. men are so simple to love. all they want is sex, companionship and respect. and women a

steve? steve: thank you.rty it's time to move on from the last election. >> telling the voters that oh, our opponent is offensive. when you are worrying about your dam paycheck, you are worried about your job. you're worrying about where you are going to live, if your kids are ever going to go, they don't really give a crap about if the president is an insult dog. we did not offer a message to the people in indiana or ohio or pennsylvania or kentucky. what we did is we said how offensive. grow up. that's not reality for most of america. steve: that's raymond buckley right there. that coming from the man campaigning to be the chair of the dnc. will democrats listen? here for the debate the brothers wodehouse. dall director of the north carolina g.o.p. on the left of the screen and his brother brad united for change is he on the left. you just heard this guy wants to be dnc chief. you blew it last time. >> ray buck solid a frengsd of mine. i have known ray for a dozen years. what he is saying is really oversimp

got to be honest, steve. steve: you never know.: maybe thousands. this is only portion of what we received. steve: many questions on each page. pete: each page is a single question. this was one time on the air, send us your viewer questions, we could ask the new secretary. this show has done a fantastic job watchdoging what is happening with the va. now there is a new guy in charge of overhauling the bureaucracy. we asked him your questions. this is what he said. first one is from thomas. thomas moroski. he said this i'm a u.s. marine that served from 1967 to 1970, 25 month, three tours in vietnam. i live within 40 miles of a va clinic. so if i need anything other than blood or urine tests i need to travel 140 miles to the va hospital in minneapolis, minnesota. my question are you planning on fix the va so vets like me can go to local civilian hospitals? >> yeah, glad to hear from thomas. thomas, thank you for your service. we do need to do better and asking people to drive 140 miles to get simple tests isn't a civil that is desig

steve: yep.boston globe this morning went for the ages, patriots 34, falcons 28 in overtime. and of course brian kilmeade was there for all of it. brian, what a show. brian: yeah, it was unbelievable. scoreless first quarter, then atlanta was doing to the patriots what they did to the packers. they started scoring, they looked like they were going to be unstoppable. they were leading 21-3 then 28-3. what bill belichick does, he made adjustments and wore them out. the offense was on the field by 30 minutes, it was about 40 minutes you had new england on, and it wore out atlanta's defense. it was exhausting, it was hot, and it was a grind. and then you begin to panic. oh, my goodness am i going to be the team that blows the biggest lead in super bowl history? and sadly after this great year, that's what the people are going to remember about the atlanta falcons. steve: sure. ainsley: brian, there were so many great moments last night from the national anthem to lady gaga to watching the owner of th

steve: okay. the fear of conservatives is okay, before he got the job, we thought he was a conservative and then he gets the job, suddenly is he a john roberts, some have said. you know. speculating about who the president might pick. tell us about his credentials regarding ideology, if you know them. >> well, i think, you know, judge gorsuch is a mainstream conservative. he has lived his life consistently, principled. you know, what you see is what you get with judge gorsuch. i don't think anyone has to worry about him being anything other than who he is. and the nice thing about judge gorsuch is he is not going to be putting his personal preferences in place. is he a judge. a judge's job is to look at the law, to look at the constitution. apply the facts and get to the outcome. as judge gorsuch has said, you know, it's a bad judge who gets his own personal outcome every time. steve: absolutely. >> i think conservatives can get behind judge gorsuch and be really proud of this nomination. steve: o

steve: mr., thank you vetation. >> thank you. steve: thank you for the shoutout you gave at the press conference. >> have you treated me very fairly and i appreciate it. steve: did you take much heat from that from the other networks. >> they know it's true. have you treated me very fairly. i have been a friend of your show for a long time remember those call-ins. maybe without those call-ins somebody else is sitting here. ainsley: you spent about $54 billion in additional money for our military. senator john mccain said that is not enough. what's your reaction? >> we are going to spend a lot more money on military. we really have to. we have though choice. a lot of people think it's a tremendous amount of money. it could be actually $30 billion more than that. we are going to upgrade our military very substantially. remember this i also am going to get involved in negotiating. we have many planes and boats and ships that we're spending too much money individually on. we are going to get involve

. >> steve: oh, what?nly one big sean. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: what he's saying is this an alternate universe. >> steve: right. oh, okay -- oh okay got it. >> jimmy: he's older. he has a car. [ laughter ] and he -- but he says what he thinks about this is true, when you live your life and you make mistakes, the only way you learn in life is to make mistakes. and then you go back and go, "i wish i could have done it again and made the right choice. and, you know, did this the right way or in a better way." and that's the way he lives his life. almost as if he's gotten a a second chance to do things right. >> steve: ooh, i like that. >> jimmy: isn't that deep? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: that's real. yeah. big sean. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: i love it. >> jimmy: i think that's what he said. i wasn't really listening to him. [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: guys, the super bowl is this sunday. you have the new england patriots. [ cheers ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: taking on the atlanta falcon

steve. steve: thanks, ainsley.resident's executive order. texas attorney general joins us today. good morning today, mr. attorney general. >> good morning from dallas. steve: thank you very much. so we know the courts have said, no, we have to put that travel ban on hold until we figure it ally out. you are coming to happen's defense saying what? >> well, we're saying basically the court didn't consider the law as written. there's a statute giving the president authority to block any class of aliens that's why might be detrimental to the united states, put restrictions on them, and do it as long as he wants. and so we want the court to actually consider the law as written instead of extraneous information. steve: but you've been listening to the mainstream media. you know they say, well, it's the muslim ban. but the ban is not based on religion. it's based on nationality, isn't it? >> that's absolutely true. the seven countries that we're all aware of, 88% of the muslim people are still eligible to come to this cou

hi, steve. steve: hi, brian.a friend last night that called and said they have cancelled in order trump's card. another conservative group rejected from a college campus this time at santa clara university in northern california. the reason? well, take a listen. >> right now there are a lot of people in this audience, a lot of people that are contacting me on my phone right now that just don't feel safe with this club being here. >> the benefit of being a part of this charter organization are really kind of outweighed by the amount of students that would feel unsafe. >> they are a direct threat to me. >> it's not infringing on free speech to saying we don't want this organization on campus. >campus. steve: they don't want that organization on campus. this video taken from the meeting where the student senate voted against the chapter of turning points u.s.a. 16-10. joining success founder and executive director of turning points u.s.a. and charlie, it's fair to say you are a conservative group, right? >> that's c

steve: okay.t ohio five fridays, this initiative. pete: how small? >> so, there was a meeting, apparently a parent felt that children of color particularly undocumented children or children who had previous poor experiences in the past with police would feel intimidated or threatened with police presence in their elementary schools. steve: did you say one parent complained and they stopped it? >> that's my understanding. i wasn't at the meeting so unfortunately. steve: through social media. >> exactly. pete: you would acknowledge that the point of the program is to make kids feel comfortable with police. so wouldn't that be the point with that child or any other child that you meet a police officer that's there to be your friend. >> absolutely. i thought it was phenomenal initiative. you know, i also have an 18-year-old son. kind of know where things are going. it's important to me that my children feel that they can approach the police and have a good rapport with them. steve: you know, i know th

steve: sure.unclear if the raids are change in policy or a continuation because during the obama administration they deported a lot. nonetheless, the people of the united states kind of like what they have seen so far with donald trump. according to brand new gallup poll 62% say he keeps his promises and about 60% say he is a strong and decisive leader. as well. brian: the negative things that he has that came out on trustworthiness is he under water. he has he got to work on that. as soon as the communications set out of the white house, get a communications planner as well as a press secretary and get everybody else in place. ainsley: these people came from 11 different states. not just border states that need to worry about this. l.a., chicago, san antonio, texas. new york city, southern california. new york. and there are 11 different states where these illegal criminals were found. steve: right, exactly. while the ice raids 680 arrests in the past week. keep in mind there was one week last ye

steve: we do.has not had as much coffee as brian kilmeade this morning. we are having fun. i'm at the diner outside of downtown houston. this entire election season we have been talking politics and pancakes with the people. we will do it here at the super bowl in houston as well. stick with us as we talk about what donald trump has been up to in his first two weeks because we're two days away from the super bowl. two weeks into trump's presidency. we will find out what people think. sting around on "fox & friends." here in texas things are always bigger. ♪ y'all have a little fun ♪ ain't doing nothing me and papa ain't done ♪ open up the door to my pickup truck ♪ and my baby jumps in ♪ and she fires it up ♪ gives me a kiss ♪ i crawl in ♪ waiting on me ♪ fidelity's active trader pro can help you find smarter entry and exit points and can help protect your potential profits. fidelity -- where smarter investors will always be. ♪ steve: all right. you know, texas has got some really good food and some

steve: okay.nt barack obama promised to fundamentally transform the united states of america. and less than 8 years our former president turned the most exceptional nation on earth into a vast waste land of perpetually offended snowflakes. we have gone from the greatest generation to the entitlement generation. brian: and we can't afford to be the entitlement generation. our money is running out. >> you are right, brian. you are absolutely right. steve: once again the book comes out today officially. >> the book is out today. we have awesome website deplorables book.com. apparently there are really a lot of deplorable people across the fruited plain. brian: have you one of the popular syndicated columns out there today. good job. >> thank you very much. o. ainsley: when did you buy that url. >> i should have thanked hillary in the acknowledgments. thanks, guys. steve: time with news with heather. heather: a news that is really scary. fox news alert. sounding the alarm at our nation's airport. the

>> steve: with a chunk of lard. >> jimmy: i don't do that anymore. >> steve: oh, really?have to watch my weight. [ light laughter ] >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: yeah. so i just have like, a a luke-warm glass of buttermilk, and just -- and i just -- i get on my cb radio and i just, like -- [ light laughter ] >> steve: big mama, your handle. mama." >> jimmy: yeah, again, i changed that, too. >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: well, i'm watching my weight. [ laughter ] so i changed it again. just mama. >> steve: oh, really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: what's your 20, mama? >> jimmy: just call me mama. yeah, exactly. [ light laughter ] no. i like to go on instagram. i love it. i love -- i love it. i go on instagram. >> steve: oh, my gosh. it's so relaxing. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: it's so relaxing. [ laughter ] sit in a maroon bean bag chair, warm glass of buttermilk. look at the 'gram. >> jimmy: no, no, that's not just the thing that i do. this is the thing i do. >> steve: i call it the golden 'gram. >> jimmy: what i do is i scroll through all the ph

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steve? steve: all right. thank you very much, ainsley.is. [crowd booing] if. [chanting this is what democracy looks like] steve: okay. they are chanting right there. liberal activists are training people to do just that ads like this one popping up in local newspapers recruiting protesters to come out. that ad in tom reed's district in upstate, new york. congressman, good morning to you. >> thank you very much for having me on, steve. steve: who are these people putting the ads in the papers trying to show people how to organize and how to effectively go to one of your town halls and make a lot of react? >> well, you know, we have been doing town halls for my entire career in congress and we'll continue to do them. there has always been organized protest at times. i think this is just a higher level of that organization. and some of these folks are just very passionate on the hard left. steve: okay. it's political activist training. training to do, what? >> my hope is it's training to have a conversation. but i think what you see with the

steve? steve: thanks, brian. ann damaro of national nurses united wondered on twitter how many americans would leave the party due to keith ellison's defeat. true progressives said the dream of a progressive democratic party was fun while it lasted and bernie facts said establishment democrats fight the party harder than they fight president trump. joining us now former staff for bernie sanders figaro, she joins us from houston. nice to see you again, taz. >> thank you. > steve: this past november race and in fact the primary was so personal for you. you were all in for bernie sanders. explain your story. >> and i'm so glad you asked that question that's certainly what's on my heart this morning. for six months as a single mom i traveled on this campaign. every other weekend i was at home either with my 8-year-old daughter or visiting my mom with chemo. she was diagnosed with cancer while i was on this campaign and i actually lost her on this campaign and had to bury her and go back on the trail on next week. the

>> steve: woo-woo!ailable now. neil and i are going to go head-to-head in a game of egg russian roulette. higgins, would you like to >> steve: yes! gah! james. neil. >> hello. >> steve: in my hand i have one dozen eggs. eight of them have been hard boiled. the other four are still raw. [ light laughter ] you and neil will take turns selecting one egg at a time and smashing it upon the top of your head. you won't know which eggs are raw and which are the hard boiled. and once you choose a egg, you must continue with that egg. no put backs. first one to smash two raw eggs on their own head loses. neil. please, as a guest of the show, you will choose the first egg. [ light laughter ] >> yeah -- you're wonderful in the "rocky horror picture show." >> steve: oh, thank you. [ laughter ] i take that as a compliment. >> i choose this. >> jimmy: wha -- are you sure? that one? >> this egg. >> steve: [ inaudible ] >> your hand, either. i don't know -- you -- in your hand. [ laughter ] i don't know if you have hot

>> steve: yeah!r and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go! i mean you know that. [ punching ] >> steve: you fight so manly. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: last night the internet went crazy over pictures of president obama kite-boarding while on vacation. [ cheers ] with richard branson, my man, over at necker island, there. he seems to be having a good time. take a look at -- this is the president. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] it looks like he's benjamin button-ing back to 2008 obama. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight! give it up it for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night our pal -- oh, my goodness, we love this man. alec baldwin is here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's in the building. he is hosting "saturday night live" this weekend with ed sheeran. alec and i are going to play a a game of "box and lies." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy:

steve: okay.hen there come cases. a couple of weeks or so ago. there was that one woman who was grabbed in a raid and it looks like she is going to be deported and it made all the headlines. there is the new one a young manual by the name of danny ramirez who is one the dreamers that you referred to. but in this -- he was arrested along with some others. and then apparently he said he was in a gang and so now they want to deport him but the left, their hair is on fire. >> yeah. because his lawyer is saying he never said he was in a gang. if you are a gang member or you commit a crime, you lose your dhaka protection. the protection they give to dreamers are gone if you become a criminal and rightfully so. so the ice agent said he admitted to gang affiliations he has a gang tattoo. his lawyer says that's a bunch of garbage that they made it up. that's just a factual question. in every case the lawyer comes forward and accuses the police of wrongdoing. adversarial system. ainsley: do they have him on

steve steve i'm enjoying it.arted by taking off all of the accomplishments, executive orders, how he kept campaign promises. ainsley: jobs. steve: he has done in young presidency than any president in history. and i really don't get why i'm getting such bad coverage from all of you right out here. it wasn't meet the press, it was beat the press. >> i turn on the tv and see stories of chaos, chaos. yet tts the -- it is the exact opposite. this administration is running like a fine-tuned machine despite the fact that i can't get my cabinet approved. i see many untruthful things. i see tone, the tone is such hatred. i won with news conferences and probably speeches, i certainly deny win by people listen to go you people, that's for sure. i'm having a good time. tomorrow they will say, donald trump rants and raves at the press. you're dishonest people, but i'm not ranting and raving. i love this. i'm having a good time doing it. steve: i'm not ranting and raving yet that's what's going to be what the headline is the

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steve: friday catfish. steve: good to have you.cover sting stops a chilling terror plot could have been 10 times worse than boston bowing. army veteran is accused of planning a presidents' day isis attack targetin targeting n stations. built bombs and gave it to all feds posing as terrorists. hector. would be terrorists was discharged from the army for violating regulations. and just hours from now, secretary of state rex tillerson and homeland security secretary john kelly are headed to mexico. they are meeting with mexican president enrique on the border wall. trade deals all taking stage. president canceling a meeting with president trump last month over demands to pay for the border wall. and an illegal immigrant gang member recaptured by the feds after he was set free after sanctuary laws. liker's island ignoring holding he is at the very for serving disorderly conduct and long criminal record in the u.s. feds forced to intervene arresting him the same day he was released. 19-year-old from el salvador set to be deported after

. >> steve: yeah.jimmy: eight days. yeah. eight days a week. next one sent in by laurel mcdowell. in weirton, west virgina. it's a road sign that she came across. it says, "left lane ends." oh. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. i hope. >> jimmy: uh, you think? [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh my gosh. >> jimmy: uh, you think? [ laughter ] next one was sent in by phillis mchoarder in huntsville, texas. she spotted it outside a shoe store. "major shoe sale. one shoe $60. two shoes $100." yeah. [ laughter and applause ] i'll go with the one shoe. >> steve: i'll take the one. >> jimmy: see if i like it. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, see if i like this one. i'm feeling it. >> steve: i feel like a heel. >> jimmy: [ inaudible ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: this next sign was sent in by dave harris in saint george, utah. he spotted this in a men's room. "please, no pee." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh, come on! it's america! so what? >> jimmy: it is america, but still, come on, man. >> steve: come

>> steve: bare of notice.e bare -- [ laughter ] double bare back. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] actually, there are rumors that russia's compiling a a psychological profile on trump to help putin get inside his head. yeah. you know, it's so hard to get trump to open up and talk about himself. [ laughter ] it's good to get those things -- [ applause ] he keeps a lot of stuff private. i saw that apple is criticizing trump after he overturned the rule that lets transgender students use the bathroom of their choice. apple says that regardless of your gender, everyone should be able to drop an iphone into whichever toilet they want. [ laughter ] as long as you keep buying iphones. [ cheers and applause ] absolutely. but trump is still working hard to build relationships with businesses. in fact this morning he held a a meeting with a group of ceos at the white house. trump said he wants to replace robots with human workers. [ laughter ] then mike pence says, "i'll show myself out." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause