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>> steve: they call me steve. >> jimmy: higbones. >> steve: hig -- no not really.atio invented that. >> jimmy: he called you higbones? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he started higbones? >> steve: higbones. >> jimmy: remember when horatio got a jazzy from ozzy osborne? >> steve: oh, my god that was the most hilarious thing. >> jimmy: horatio used to do ozzy osborne. he did some sketch where he was fake riding a jazzy, you know this thing? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and so ozzy loved -- ozzy loved the sketch and sent one to horatio. >> steve: and he would ride it around the office, and he'd take it in the elevator to block it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's like -- he would really, like, take it and started really living in a a jazzy. horatio and -- like, he's probably, what, like 29? >> steve: he's probably 26. >> jimmy: he's probably 26, yeah. riding a jazzy around new york city. [ laughter ] >> steve: remember when we started calling him kramer? >> jimmy: oh, that was ridiculous. we did it -- it was a prank on horatio. it was so weird. but higgins goes, "dude, let's just
>> steve: they call me steve. >> jimmy: higbones. >> steve: hig -- no not really.atio invented that. >> jimmy: he called you higbones? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he started higbones? >> steve: higbones. >> jimmy: remember when horatio got a jazzy from ozzy osborne? >> steve: oh, my god that was the most hilarious thing. >> jimmy: horatio used to do ozzy osborne. he did some sketch where he was fake riding a jazzy, you know this thing?...
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steve: ainsley? ainsley: thank you, steve, thanks, brian.ning a light on the pressures from our pastors. the pressures that they face from the pulpit. the study finds half of american christian pastors worry about preaching on hot button issues, concerned they might offend someone. 69% say they do feel pressure talking about controversial topics 54% feel limited to do so. michael yousef from the church of the aapostles in atlanta and corey brooks that church in chicago. and lewis every nation church in new york city. thank you so much, gentlemen, for being with us. >> a pleasure. >> great to be with you, ainsley. ainsley: great to see all three of you. pastor brooks, do you feel with this climate that our country is facing right now, do you feel more pressure than ever before? >> i think. so. >> okay. i think the pressure is for a lot of pastors to be bold, to be loving set examples. i think a lot of preachers around the country feel that pressure from date to day. there is a great need in our society to preach what we preach and teach what
steve: ainsley? ainsley: thank you, steve, thanks, brian.ning a light on the pressures from our pastors. the pressures that they face from the pulpit. the study finds half of american christian pastors worry about preaching on hot button issues, concerned they might offend someone. 69% say they do feel pressure talking about controversial topics 54% feel limited to do so. michael yousef from the church of the aapostles in atlanta and corey brooks that church in chicago. and lewis every nation...
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down to you, steve. steve: thank you very much, ainsley. u.s.out social media giants for alleged censorship of conservative and pro-life messages at a free speech hearing yesterday in d.c. >> abortion is profoundly antiwoman and it's a quote from mother teresa. and this tweet was blocked. now, it is fairly remarkable that mother teresa is now deemed hate speech. >> how is the pro-life side ever guilty of something that equates to violence? it seems to me mathematically impossible to seem that there isn't some subjective judgment calling going on. steve: the twitter account for the pro-life movie unplanned was suspended on its opening weekend. one of the directors for the film testified at yesterday's hearing and asked why does this always seem to happen to conservatives? both of the directors and writers of unplanned chuck konzelman and terry soleman join us from d.c. >> good morning. steve: terry, let's start with you. what did they do to your unplanned twitter account. >> they closed us down on monday night. considering we had the account for
down to you, steve. steve: thank you very much, ainsley. u.s.out social media giants for alleged censorship of conservative and pro-life messages at a free speech hearing yesterday in d.c. >> abortion is profoundly antiwoman and it's a quote from mother teresa. and this tweet was blocked. now, it is fairly remarkable that mother teresa is now deemed hate speech. >> how is the pro-life side ever guilty of something that equates to violence? it seems to me mathematically impossible to...
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steve? steve: don't call him.porting voting rights for prisoners. >> you have said that you believe that people were w. felony records should be allowed to vote while in prison. does this mean that you would support enfranchising people like the boston marathon bomber, a convicted terrorist and murderer. >> i believe if they are in jail they are paying their price to society. that should not take away their inlibertarian american trite participate in our democracy. steve: well, our next guest was one of the first firefighters to respond to the boston marathon bombing, which killed three people and injured more than 260. his wife katie was also one of the marathon runners that day and he joins us right now. the general secretary treasurer of the i recollect national association of firefighters ed kelly. so your wife katie was a couple blocks away when the pressure cooker bombs went off. >> she was. she finished the marathon when the first bomb went off. steve: you were one of the first responders. >> truthfully tho
steve? steve: don't call him.porting voting rights for prisoners. >> you have said that you believe that people were w. felony records should be allowed to vote while in prison. does this mean that you would support enfranchising people like the boston marathon bomber, a convicted terrorist and murderer. >> i believe if they are in jail they are paying their price to society. that should not take away their inlibertarian american trite participate in our democracy. steve: well, our...
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steve: indeed.le, it's 6:12 in new york city and jillian joins us on this thursday. jillian: thank you for the apology. i was offended. glad we cleared that up. talk about a story on colorado starterring with a fox news alert. at least 18 denver area schools are closed today amid a massive man huntington for this woman. police say she is infatuated with the columbine school shooting. according to the fbi. the 18-year-old traveled to colorado and bought a shotgun and ammunition. her trip comes days before the community marks 20 years since the shooting on april 20th. president trump issues his second veto reversing a congressional vote and u.s. support for the war in yemen. this, after both houses passed resolutions that would have forced the military to stop backing the saudi led coalition against iranian influence. the white house calls it a dangerous attempt to weaken the president's constitutional authorities. congress does not have the votes to override the veto. prosecutors want to see actress
steve: indeed.le, it's 6:12 in new york city and jillian joins us on this thursday. jillian: thank you for the apology. i was offended. glad we cleared that up. talk about a story on colorado starterring with a fox news alert. at least 18 denver area schools are closed today amid a massive man huntington for this woman. police say she is infatuated with the columbine school shooting. according to the fbi. the 18-year-old traveled to colorado and bought a shotgun and ammunition. her trip comes...
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who else, steve?sean parnell, joey jones, charles payne, tammy bruce, geraldo rivera, mark steyn, eric and lara trump and mr. dirty jobs himself mike rowe. [cheers and applause] brian: the good news is, you guys are going to meet them all. they will all be on our set, on our couch. steve talk about nut break. ainsley: eric and lara just announced they are having a baby. you will get to see her. brian: that was going to be a surprise until just now. [laughter] ainsley: no it wasn't. steve: we have a busy three hours starts right now with this story. you know that there are democrats in washington, d.c. -- i said washington doocy. ainsley: there is another doocy in tv. steve: there are democrats in d.c. who are saying the attorney general of the united states, bill barr, we need to see this mueller report and we need to see it thousand and unredacted. he is trying to protect the president. the deputy assistant attorney general, rod rosenstein is still at the job. remember, he oversaw the mueller report.
who else, steve?sean parnell, joey jones, charles payne, tammy bruce, geraldo rivera, mark steyn, eric and lara trump and mr. dirty jobs himself mike rowe. [cheers and applause] brian: the good news is, you guys are going to meet them all. they will all be on our set, on our couch. steve talk about nut break. ainsley: eric and lara just announced they are having a baby. you will get to see her. brian: that was going to be a surprise until just now. [laughter] ainsley: no it wasn't. steve: we...
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>> steve: you're like george r.r. martin. >> jimmy: thank you so much. >> steve: yeah.iment. because he writes "game of thrones." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and yeah, i don't know how i got the energy up. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: i'll tell you how i do it. >> steve: tell me how you did it. >> jimmy: treadmill every day. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: i went on a very healthy diet. >> steve: vitamins, yeah. >> jimmy: you know, a lot of steamed veggies. >> steve: sure. a lot of omega 3s. >> jimmy: yeah, steamed meats. proteins. >> steve: i love -- you know i love steamed meat.ah >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ laughter ] i do know that about you. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: in fact, that's where we metd at that steaat place. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: is that still open? >> steve: no, closed. health department. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. course. well, anyways. yeah, i got the energy up. and i go, "i got -- i need a a sequel to this one." 'cause you got your "dada." >> steve: yeah. immy: you got your "mama [ drumroll ] >> steve: oh, my god! it's like a magic trick. "baby." >> jimmy: this is "baby
>> steve: you're like george r.r. martin. >> jimmy: thank you so much. >> steve: yeah.iment. because he writes "game of thrones." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and yeah, i don't know how i got the energy up. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: i'll tell you how i do it. >> steve: tell me how you did it. >> jimmy: treadmill every day. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: i went on a very healthy diet. >> steve: vitamins, yeah. >>...
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steve: u.s. it all the minute he landed. live in mcallen, texas. hey, griff. reporter: brian, we literally got numbers from last night, preliminary numbers, 1200. that is 12 straight days of 1000 plus apprehensions. when we landed at the airport yesterday afternoon we drove straight to the border. we were in a helicopter and look what happened. you can see already the military helicopter up there, national guard, supporting border patrol just made this apprehension. we're looking through the slats. this is a temporary wall that stops illegals just about a quarter mile, half a mile to the direction you're looking. this fence stops them from coming into mcallen. this is just indicative of what is showing up, hour, hour after a day, hour after hour, day after day, it just keeps coming. you can see the manpower it takes. eyes in the sky helping on this apprehension. the reason why they're coming is the catch-and-release policy. they have had 12,000 in the last 12 days, guys. they can only hold 3300 i
steve: u.s. it all the minute he landed. live in mcallen, texas. hey, griff. reporter: brian, we literally got numbers from last night, preliminary numbers, 1200. that is 12 straight days of 1000 plus apprehensions. when we landed at the airport yesterday afternoon we drove straight to the border. we were in a helicopter and look what happened. you can see already the military helicopter up there, national guard, supporting border patrol just made this apprehension. we're looking through the...
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steve: how do you do that?mean, there is so much coming at you and in our society, in our 24/7 cable news and media environment. how do you keep track of it all? prof. kruse: you can't keep track of it all. it is like drinking from a fire hose. it comes incredibly fast so what . so what i try to do is to limit it to the things that i know best. i am an expert in the civil rights era, southern politics. when things like that come up, that's where i step in. luckily, i know there are lots of other historians on twitter who are doing the same thing i'm doing. they have different areas of expertise, and they will step forward when it's their topic on the table. steve: are they making a difference? prof. kruse: they are, i think. again, i would like to think we are making a huge difference. but i do think that because of the way in which twitter is a place, where so many journalists are on there, and journalists are looking for the truth and looking for experts to be able to speak to these issues and the fact that h
steve: how do you do that?mean, there is so much coming at you and in our society, in our 24/7 cable news and media environment. how do you keep track of it all? prof. kruse: you can't keep track of it all. it is like drinking from a fire hose. it comes incredibly fast so what . so what i try to do is to limit it to the things that i know best. i am an expert in the civil rights era, southern politics. when things like that come up, that's where i step in. luckily, i know there are lots of...
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steve? >> steve: thanks for the sports.uage is going all the way to the supreme court. at issue a clothing line including this hat bearing an acronym for friends you can't trust. they denied the trademark in 2014 saying it was in bad taste. >> other trade marks that have been denied in the past include taliban cookie company and coffee nazi. ainsley: designer in this case says it violates his first amendment rights? do you think he has a case? let's ask judge andrew napolitano, fox news senior judicial analyst and host of liberty file on fox nation. >> i hope i don't get get bleepg this conversation: when it was argued nobody used the word. the ninth justices didn't and the lawyers didn't. the question is when you write a statute that gives discretion to bureaucrats don't trademark that when is scandalous. is that so broad a swath of discretion that it's unconstitutional. steve: what's scandalous to me may not be scandalous to you. >> correct. what was scandalous at the time the statute was written 75 years ago may not be s
steve? >> steve: thanks for the sports.uage is going all the way to the supreme court. at issue a clothing line including this hat bearing an acronym for friends you can't trust. they denied the trademark in 2014 saying it was in bad taste. >> other trade marks that have been denied in the past include taliban cookie company and coffee nazi. ainsley: designer in this case says it violates his first amendment rights? do you think he has a case? let's ask judge andrew napolitano, fox...
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steve: good.rder is completely maxed out. they are dropping people out by the thousands at bus depots and different places. what can you tell the communities that are, you know, suddenly flooded with a number of people who are in this country illegally but nonetheless the government has placed them in their towns? what they can expect in the future? >> well, until congress changes the laws, and fixes these loopholes, and prevents us from being able to detain these individuals, detain these families together, allow them to have their due process in accelerated fashion and remove them at the end of that process if so ordered by a judge or release them if so ordered by a judge, we will continue to have this problem. congress has yet to fund at a level we need for detention. they have yet to fund at the level we need for transportation. what i would say to you is this is not limited to the border. people think this is just a border security issue. it's not. these individuals are not staying at the bor
steve: good.rder is completely maxed out. they are dropping people out by the thousands at bus depots and different places. what can you tell the communities that are, you know, suddenly flooded with a number of people who are in this country illegally but nonetheless the government has placed them in their towns? what they can expect in the future? >> well, until congress changes the laws, and fixes these loopholes, and prevents us from being able to detain these individuals, detain...
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steve: right.ine can cause problems. autism has been suggested and things like that. i know the scientific community has debunked that where did that thinking come from where, you know, rather than trusting my doctor i'm going to trust this thing i read online or i heard from a neighbor? >> you know, i think it's honestly lackadaisical. if you look back to 2000 when measles were eliminated, measles were eliminated, polio was irradicated we finished off small pox. a lot of parents really questioning do we still need to continue vaccinate? clearly we are seeing the biggest outbreak we ever have since we eliminated measles in 2,000. the answer is yes, we need to continue to vaccinate. we need to protect our children and so if you look at even the washington outbreak when they had 70 cases of measles. they saw vaccination increase of 300 percent in their community. hesitancy is not the answer. vaccines are they are both safe and effective and the best way to protect your children against the measles. s
steve: right.ine can cause problems. autism has been suggested and things like that. i know the scientific community has debunked that where did that thinking come from where, you know, rather than trusting my doctor i'm going to trust this thing i read online or i heard from a neighbor? >> you know, i think it's honestly lackadaisical. if you look back to 2000 when measles were eliminated, measles were eliminated, polio was irradicated we finished off small pox. a lot of parents really...
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steve: fishing. >> steve is right.e period and may be familiar with a lot of these things. the democrats want to know what is in there that is negative about the president but not negative enough to meet the level of proof beyond a reasonable doubt the prosecutors have to meet. brian: why do they need to know that. >> they don't need to know it they want to know it for political reasons. this is not a legal argument this is now a political argue. steve: if jerry nadler wants unredacted copy of the mueller report. it's easy. just change the law. you have to change the law. >> or persuade a federal judge. here's the troublesome issue for the president. persuading federal judge that on balance the public's right to know what bob mueller found out about donald trump is greater than donald trump's right to privacy because the president says release it all. i don't care. i have nothing to hide that could be considered a waiver of his right to privacy. depends on how a federal judge. steve: grand jury. >> it would effect abou
steve: fishing. >> steve is right.e period and may be familiar with a lot of these things. the democrats want to know what is in there that is negative about the president but not negative enough to meet the level of proof beyond a reasonable doubt the prosecutors have to meet. brian: why do they need to know that. >> they don't need to know it they want to know it for political reasons. this is not a legal argument this is now a political argue. steve: if jerry nadler wants...
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steve: right.ediah: letting us know he is not going to back down and there are going to be investigations as to what role all these people played and what their investigations were. were they from the get-go interested in announcing president trump above all else. steve: speaking of russia. go back to 2012. mitt romney was running against barack obama for the presidency. the number two on the democrat side of course vice president joe biden. listen to, given how much has been going on behind the scenes with russia. listen to how joe biden mocked mitt romney when he named russia geopolitical threat. >> he thinks the cold war is still on. russia is still our major adversary. i don't know where he has been. i mean, we have disagreements with russia, but they are united with us on iran. only wayne way one of only two ways we ever getting material into afghanistan to our troops is through russia. they are working closely with us. they just said to europe, if there is an oil shutdown in the gulf they wil
steve: right.ediah: letting us know he is not going to back down and there are going to be investigations as to what role all these people played and what their investigations were. were they from the get-go interested in announcing president trump above all else. steve: speaking of russia. go back to 2012. mitt romney was running against barack obama for the presidency. the number two on the democrat side of course vice president joe biden. listen to, given how much has been going on behind...
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steve: okay.literally is saying is that an individual, if he deems it a necessary need or personal need can go into a convenience store, can go into a grocery store and take up to $750 worth of merchandise, leave the premises and will not be prosecuted for it. steve: so in i'm hungry and i don't have any money can i just go to the grocery store and take a couple hundred bucks worth of groceries and i'm not going to get in trouble? >> that's what it looks like. steve: what do you think of this policy? >> well, i think it's very unfortunate. i think it's counter productive. it actually authorizes lawlessness that it's okay to steal. and i think all you have to do is look at cities that have tried. this you have seattle, denver, san francisco, baltimore, d.c. and they have all, the crime has shot through the roof. so i understand what the d.a. is trying to do. john true so he is a good man. i have known him 20 years. is he going become i about it te wrong way. he wants to reduce the jail population.
steve: okay.literally is saying is that an individual, if he deems it a necessary need or personal need can go into a convenience store, can go into a grocery store and take up to $750 worth of merchandise, leave the premises and will not be prosecuted for it. steve: so in i'm hungry and i don't have any money can i just go to the grocery store and take a couple hundred bucks worth of groceries and i'm not going to get in trouble? >> that's what it looks like. steve: what do you think of...
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steve: okay.led a transcatheter aortic valve replacement. what that tells us also it's really only indicated for one of the four heart valve the aortic valve and indicated for one condition of that aortic valve cause aortic stenosis or narrowing of the heart of valve. steve: how did they do it. >> there is a lot of pre-op. stuff they do and have to do a cat scan to make sure that the groin artery is big enough to deliver this delivering mechanism that goes up through the heart. brian: it's a real issue because is he 75. >> absolutely. he is 75. this guy is a beast to bergmann. jogs 8 miles a day. works out six days a week. if this guy is unhealthy. none of us. brian: he eats clean. >> he eats clean. tough understand this guys arteries are probably totally fine. is he a perfect candidate. he has a 28-inch waist. ainsley: how did he find out that he needed the surgery? >> he probably have the classic symptoms aortic stenosis heart failure, chest pain and passing out. finger over thes who. thes who i
steve: okay.led a transcatheter aortic valve replacement. what that tells us also it's really only indicated for one of the four heart valve the aortic valve and indicated for one condition of that aortic valve cause aortic stenosis or narrowing of the heart of valve. steve: how did they do it. >> there is a lot of pre-op. stuff they do and have to do a cat scan to make sure that the groin artery is big enough to deliver this delivering mechanism that goes up through the heart. brian:...
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steve: we are.our child to work day because at noon they get pizza. ainsley: ice cream and pizza. ed: now one of them is covering joe biden. steve: he certainly is. ed: we showed you president trump's tweet on joe biden. the group that helped elect alexandria ocasio-cortez, they're weighing in. the new message that the former veep will not like. next. g a car 100% online. now we've created a brand new way for you to sell your car. whether it's a year old or a few years old, we want to buy your car. so go to carvana and enter your license plate, answer a few questions, and our techno-wizardry calculates your car's value and gives you a real offer in seconds. when you're ready, we'll come to you, pay you on the spot, and pick up your car. that's it. so ditch the old way of selling your car, and say hello to the new way-- at carvana. wgreat tasting, heart-healthys the california walnuts.ever? so simple, so good. get the recipes at walnuts.org. to take care of yourself. but nature's bounty has innovativ
steve: we are.our child to work day because at noon they get pizza. ainsley: ice cream and pizza. ed: now one of them is covering joe biden. steve: he certainly is. ed: we showed you president trump's tweet on joe biden. the group that helped elect alexandria ocasio-cortez, they're weighing in. the new message that the former veep will not like. next. g a car 100% online. now we've created a brand new way for you to sell your car. whether it's a year old or a few years old, we want to buy your...
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steve: in history? prof. mcgreevy: absolutely. ofquestion braided in terms disillusionment and the struggle to figure out what the right message is and terms of dealing with the problem of sexual abuse and all of the trauma that causes young people and all of those who are abused. in a certain sense, it has been going on 50 years, but the public scandal has been going on since 2002, although there's some famous early cases we can now trace back to the 1980's and 90's. the frustration is that it has been since 2002 and it seems not to have been resolved. the good news is that it does seem like there are very few new cases since 2002, that is what we are seeing right now. we're still seeing uncovering of more evidence of coverups before 2002. my own view is it -- everything has to be opened up. steve: the pope, have you view his role? prof. mcgreevy: i'm so pathetic. he's an 18 year -- 82-year-old argentinian mail. we have to keep that in mind. -- male. we have to keep that in mind. this is not a person who things about gender and s
steve: in history? prof. mcgreevy: absolutely. ofquestion braided in terms disillusionment and the struggle to figure out what the right message is and terms of dealing with the problem of sexual abuse and all of the trauma that causes young people and all of those who are abused. in a certain sense, it has been going on 50 years, but the public scandal has been going on since 2002, although there's some famous early cases we can now trace back to the 1980's and 90's. the frustration is that it...
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>> steve: hey! say rotisserie that's why i say ro u say tisserie rotisserie rotisserie ♪ give it up for french dab. [ cheers ] >> steve: 501 hundred, the sandwich squad. top of the billboard. [ laughter ] >> jimmy one, continuing the bit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: popular math. here we go.is th one is spotting a rat, plus satday night fever, equals panic at the disco. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you understand? this is math. >> steve: math? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and finally if you take stanley tucci, plus a jock strap, it equals the stanley cup. that's what i'm talking about. >> steve: oh! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, we have a great show tonight. she stars in the new series, "the widow" on amazon prime deo. kate beckinsale is here tonight. . cheers and applause ] it's a good show plus, his show "cobra kai" is back for a second season on youtube premium. ralph macchio is here. "cobra kai!" [ cheers and applause ] and since it is national poey mont
>> steve: hey! say rotisserie that's why i say ro u say tisserie rotisserie rotisserie ♪ give it up for french dab. [ cheers ] >> steve: 501 hundred, the sandwich squad. top of the billboard. [ laughter ] >> jimmy one, continuing the bit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: popular math. here we go.is th one is spotting a rat, plus satday night fever, equals panic at the disco. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you understand? this is math. >> steve:...
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steve: okay.f the 2020 democratic presidential candidates are backing some form of reparations. but our next guest says the support is simply more pandering for african african-american voters. joining with us gianno caldwell. >> thank you for having me. good morning. steve: they think reparations are a good idea. what do you think is going to be politically here? >> well, this is a scam. we have to be honest about it first and foremost they have no intention. if any of them were to win the election, they would never push for any reparations. what we do know from these guys is they want to show up a black base. truthfully speaking if you look at any of my social media i posted a comment on there two days ago where 40,000 people agreed this is a scam. there was a lot of african-americans that agree with this. the fact of the matter is the democratic party know they have no way of actually winning an election unless black folks come out and fully support them this time around. donald trump in 2016 w
steve: okay.f the 2020 democratic presidential candidates are backing some form of reparations. but our next guest says the support is simply more pandering for african african-american voters. joining with us gianno caldwell. >> thank you for having me. good morning. steve: they think reparations are a good idea. what do you think is going to be politically here? >> well, this is a scam. we have to be honest about it first and foremost they have no intention. if any of them were to...
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steve? steve: thanks, jillian.ting his spin on mueller's findings. >> he certainly is, wolf. president trump continued his post-mueller report victory lap. >> exuberant trump took a victory lap over barr's summary. >> he did something of a victory lap on the russia probe. >> president and his allies are taking a victory lap and they're feeling good. steve: but our next guest writing a new op-ed in the "new york post," quote, after providing, proving his innocence, trump shouldn't have to be humble. here to explain, "new york post" columnist, fox news contributors michael goodwin. >> good morning. steve: you should say not be contrite or humble, nor should he be? >> there was a column on-line i read from a left-wing opinion writer who basically said, i'm not a fan of trump but here is what he should do. should take my advice, give an oval office address, that is humble and contrite and authentic in tone to try to heal the nation, and ask the american people for a second chance to be their president. i said, hell wil
steve? steve: thanks, jillian.ting his spin on mueller's findings. >> he certainly is, wolf. president trump continued his post-mueller report victory lap. >> exuberant trump took a victory lap over barr's summary. >> he did something of a victory lap on the russia probe. >> president and his allies are taking a victory lap and they're feeling good. steve: but our next guest writing a new op-ed in the "new york post," quote, after providing, proving his...
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steve: sure.s now suing "the washington post" and other people say look, i wasn't a public figure and i was maligned. >> i think that kid became a public figure without getting into that. steve: only because. ainsley: because of what happened in the media. >> correct. correct. ainsley: not like he ran for public office. >> congressman nunes is unmistakenly a public figure. i'm sure his lawyers know that and they have to deal with it. brian: mcclatchey says this. we have no comment and stand behind the strong reporting of the -- we will see. he is going to be calling out. meanwhile the president got a huge brush back pitch from the court who said his idea of keeping would-be immigrants working their way to the border in mexico while we decide their fate is unconstitutional. >> judge: keeping would be immigrants whose origin is not mexico. the president's real beef is people from central america making their way through mexico and knocking at the door in texas. because if they were from mexico, and
steve: sure.s now suing "the washington post" and other people say look, i wasn't a public figure and i was maligned. >> i think that kid became a public figure without getting into that. steve: only because. ainsley: because of what happened in the media. >> correct. correct. ainsley: not like he ran for public office. >> congressman nunes is unmistakenly a public figure. i'm sure his lawyers know that and they have to deal with it. brian: mcclatchey says this. we...
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steve: yes?st step for the president, a good political issue, but this is just the right thing to do, a place that president might think about going is actual prison reform. steve: inside? >> inside. steve: a great point for the future. okay. rachel in "new york times" and all other conspiracy obsessed nuts are flogging, we'll translate after the break. oh! oh! oh! ♪ ozempic®! ♪ (announcer) people with type 2 diabetes are excited about the potential of once-weekly ozempic®. in a study with ozempic®, a majority of adults lowered their blood sugar and reached an a1c of less than seven and maintained it. oh! under seven? and you may lose weight. in the same one-year study, adults lost on average up to 12 pounds. oh! up to 12 pounds? a two-year study showed that ozempic® does not increase the risk of major cardiovascular events like heart attack, stroke, or death. oh! no increased risk? ♪ oh, oh, oh, ozempic®! ♪ ozempic® should not be the first medicine for treating diabetes, or for people with type
steve: yes?st step for the president, a good political issue, but this is just the right thing to do, a place that president might think about going is actual prison reform. steve: inside? >> inside. steve: a great point for the future. okay. rachel in "new york times" and all other conspiracy obsessed nuts are flogging, we'll translate after the break. oh! oh! oh! ♪ ozempic®! ♪ (announcer) people with type 2 diabetes are excited about the potential of once-weekly...
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i would just say it verbally to you. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and that's good. >> steve: thank you. ] you almost said something. you almost did but you didn't. >> steve: i did not. >> jimmy: no, i understand that. >> steve: i thought better. i said, you know what? i don't want to mess with your flow and rhythm. you have so many people to thank you don't need me wasting time while you got people to thank. you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: thank them. thank away. >> jimmy: yet here we are. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know. but this is a good one. this is -- i'm gonna thank ranch dressing. >> steve: oh, good. i love ranch dressing. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: i love ranch dressing. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ranch dressing, for answering the age old question, "what if salad were really, really bad for you?" [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, cargo shorts, for not going by your real name -- backpack pants. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, napkins, paper towels and toilet paper, for being ready to do each other's jobs when necessary. [
i would just say it verbally to you. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and that's good. >> steve: thank you. ] you almost said something. you almost did but you didn't. >> steve: i did not. >> jimmy: no, i understand that. >> steve: i thought better. i said, you know what? i don't want to mess with your flow and rhythm. you have so many people to thank you don't need me wasting time while you got people to thank. you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah. >>...
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at that steamed meat place. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: is that still open? >> steve: no, closed., yeah. of course. well, anyways. yeah, i got the energy up. and i go, "i got -- i need a a sequel to this one." 'cause you got your "dada." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you got your "mama." [ drumroll ] >> steve: oh, my god! it's like a magic trick. "baby." >> jimmy: this is "baby!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: oh my! oh my! what? you've got to be kidding? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no. why would i kid about this? >> steve: that's nuts. >> jimmy: why would i joke about this? this is "baby." it comes out -- it comes out october 8th. so, you've got a lot of time. [ laughter ] >> steve: can we pre-order it? >> jimmy: no. at this point, you could have a a baby. >> steve: are you done writing it actually? >> jimmy: what? >> steve: are you done writing it? >> jimmy: i'm finished writing it. it's done. it's an actual book. >> steve: so it's going to take a lot of -- there's so many words. it's going to take a lot of time to print. >> jimmy: yes, that's what it is. yeah. >> steve:
at that steamed meat place. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: is that still open? >> steve: no, closed., yeah. of course. well, anyways. yeah, i got the energy up. and i go, "i got -- i need a a sequel to this one." 'cause you got your "dada." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you got your "mama." [ drumroll ] >> steve: oh, my god! it's like a magic trick. "baby." >> jimmy: this is "baby!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪...
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steve, send it to you. steve: thanks, jillian.a war i disagreed with nothing more proud being on the ground. it turned out the war was base on a lifetime achievement it led to an administration turned away from our values. i'm running because we have to beat donald trump and i want us to beat donald trump because i love this country. steve: moulton's announcement this morning via video makes him the 19th democrat. here to weigh in former advisor to barack obama robert wolf. robert, good morning to you. >> great to see you, steve. steve: in that video which was released a little before 6:00 this morning. we have got to beat donald trump. is that the guy to beat donald trump. >> you know, it's too early to tell. i have known seth for years. i'm from his hometown. listen, there is something he brings to the table that a lot of people aren't talking about. >> three time iraq war veteran really strong on national security. he is on the apartment services. and he is strong on defense. and he also has progressive values. is he someone th
steve, send it to you. steve: thanks, jillian.a war i disagreed with nothing more proud being on the ground. it turned out the war was base on a lifetime achievement it led to an administration turned away from our values. i'm running because we have to beat donald trump and i want us to beat donald trump because i love this country. steve: moulton's announcement this morning via video makes him the 19th democrat. here to weigh in former advisor to barack obama robert wolf. robert, good morning...
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over to you, steve. steve: thank you, jed. debate you had inside physician assisted suicide. state of new jersey allow terminally ill patients to end their lives after governor phil murphy signed the aide in dying for the terminal act last week. now new york governor andrew cuomo says he would support similar legislation. >> i say pass the bill. it's a controversial issue u it's a difficult issue. but the older we get and the better medicine gets, the more we've seen people suffer for too, too long. steve: is this a solution? bring in a panel to discuss. kristin hanson is a community relations advocate for the patient's right action fund. her husband j.j. died of brain cancer and was opposed to assisted suicide. she joins us today from down in florida. tom shakily is the chief engagement officer at americans united for life and member of the american society for bioethics and 450u789s and dennis is a former new york state attorney general who argued a landmar land suicide physician assisted case. what do you make of the fact t
over to you, steve. steve: thank you, jed. debate you had inside physician assisted suicide. state of new jersey allow terminally ill patients to end their lives after governor phil murphy signed the aide in dying for the terminal act last week. now new york governor andrew cuomo says he would support similar legislation. >> i say pass the bill. it's a controversial issue u it's a difficult issue. but the older we get and the better medicine gets, the more we've seen people suffer for...
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down to you, steve. steve: thank you.s were not in comb pliance with the law. california's senate bill 54 which restricts them from assisting i.c.e. our next guest is one of those sheriffs. he calls the sanctuary law a dangerous, slippery slope. joining us is sheriff scott jones of sacramento county sheriff's department. good morning to you. >> good morning. steve: why is it a dangerous slippery slope? >> anytime you have legislation that is a is one law enforcement agency can't cooperate with another law enforcement agency is dangerous. each law enforcement agency has a station or mission they do don't overlap. they coincide and work together. like saying we couldn't cooperate with the fbi, dea or secret service. it is dangerous. steve: the law is sb 54, known as the california values act. >> right. steve: essentially what they do, they codify don't cooperate, local municipalities with the feds because immigrants, migrants here in california have certain rights. that's what they were trying to do with that particular law
down to you, steve. steve: thank you.s were not in comb pliance with the law. california's senate bill 54 which restricts them from assisting i.c.e. our next guest is one of those sheriffs. he calls the sanctuary law a dangerous, slippery slope. joining us is sheriff scott jones of sacramento county sheriff's department. good morning to you. >> good morning. steve: why is it a dangerous slippery slope? >> anytime you have legislation that is a is one law enforcement agency can't...
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steve: what about the democrats? prof. francis-fallon: democrats had a different set of constituents. throughout the 1960's, the challenge for democrats was how to balance the insurgent black movement, how to balance the demands of black civil rights with what mexican-americans were feeling were their own civil rights concerns. so, finding ways of including mexican-americans and, to a degree, puerto ricans in civil rights programs and the war on poverty, these were the challenges for democrats of the 1960's, and they didn't particularly do a fantastic job of it, of managing those things. in part because they found a certain benefit in having mexican-americans and african-americans not uniting against them. so there was a certain benefit in playing those two constituencies off one another. steve: on a parallel track, you had cesar chavez and his push to provide more equality for migrant workers. did that in any way play into the politics of the time? prof. francis-fallon: it certainly did. for democrats, the challenge was h
steve: what about the democrats? prof. francis-fallon: democrats had a different set of constituents. throughout the 1960's, the challenge for democrats was how to balance the insurgent black movement, how to balance the demands of black civil rights with what mexican-americans were feeling were their own civil rights concerns. so, finding ways of including mexican-americans and, to a degree, puerto ricans in civil rights programs and the war on poverty, these were the challenges for democrats...
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steve: yes?is is a good first step for the president, a good political issue, but this is just the right thing to do, a place that president might think about going is actual prison reform. steve: inside? >> inside. steve: a great point for the future. okay. rachel in "new york times" and all other conspiracy obsessed nuts are flogging, we'll translate after the break. when you rent from national... it's kind of like playing your own version of best ball. because here, you can choose any car in the aisle, even if it's a better car class than the one you reserved. so no matter what, you're guaranteed to have a perfect drive. [laughter] (vo) go national. go like a pro. see what i did there? you should be mad at people whos forget they're in public. and you should be mad at simple things that are unnecessarily complicated. but you're not mad, because you're trading with e*trade, which isn't complicated. their app makes trading quick and simple so you can strike when the time is right. don't get mad,
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steve: great.xactly the kind of thing that i think the presidents says and why it's so frustrating so just to be clear looking like the situation at the border with family detention you can just take them from the country correct quick. >> absolutely. the democratic leadership has screamed and yelled they have a right to claim asylum and see a judge. okay but the judge ordered them removed but also if that doesn't mean anything there is no integrity of our system. it is legal. i did it four years ago and it worked and we need to do it again. steve: because of the role to induce the incentive to come. so what do you make of the attorney general's role? so last week there was an interesting move to change the rules around not with the families but those affected again? and while we wait for your case but that is the practical step to take quick. >> exactly. a matter of fact getting back to the letter of the law the way it was supposed to be. if these people are facing fear and persecution, they would
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steve: exactly.ve got to leave it there for a moment but coming up shocking new national security scandal involving a former obama in ministration official. that is next, don't go away. ♪ introducing the all new chevy silverado. it's the official truck of calloused hands the official truck of getting to work, and getting to work. it's the official truck of homecoming, and coming home. the all new chevy silverado. chevy truck month continues with 0% financing for 72 months on this all-new silverado. or, this deal gets stronger. current competitive owners get a total value of over nine thousand five hundred dollars when financing with gm financial. what if i wielded the power of i could bend reality to my will, with a snap of my fingers! i just saved money with geico. i saved hundreds of dollars! nice! that is a lot of money. the power is exhilarating!! hahahahahaha! hah. ha. just got something in my throat. yea... marvel studio's "avengers endgame." in theaters april 26. parts of me i didn't even know
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>> steve: what's that?] >> jimmy: she says, "i would make it mandatory to introduce yourself in the same manner as daenerys. i am of erin. mother of otis. citizen of knoxville. eater of burritos." [ laughter and applause ] this one's from @thunderchunky37. >> steve: hey. oh, 37. >> jimmy: he says, "all condiment bottles would have the cap on the bottom. it's 2019, ain't nobody got time to spank ketchup." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that's what he would do if he was the king? >> jimmy: this is from @jrleespeaks. he says, "i'd merge all 46 democrats running for president into one super democrat. i would call them elizabeto sando'rourk-ibrand." [ laughter and applause ] this one's from @rageforcharity. she says, "i'd stop people for blaming millennials for literally everything. like seriously, brendan, we've only been alive for 35 years. cargo pants are on you." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] don't blame us. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: for cargo pants. this one is from @nardjerry. >> steve: nardjer
>> steve: what's that?] >> jimmy: she says, "i would make it mandatory to introduce yourself in the same manner as daenerys. i am of erin. mother of otis. citizen of knoxville. eater of burritos." [ laughter and applause ] this one's from @thunderchunky37. >> steve: hey. oh, 37. >> jimmy: he says, "all condiment bottles would have the cap on the bottom. it's 2019, ain't nobody got time to spank ketchup." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve:...
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steve: yeah, you're just making them up. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: you just got so many people to thanktitude -- [ light laughter ] -- that it's hard for you to file through all the stuff ra you'reful for and write thank you notes for. that's one of many things i admire about you. >> jimmy: wow. that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. >> steve: you're welcome. >> jimmy: thank you. ♪ t>> steve: who're you goi thank on this one? >> jimmy: well, i just thanked you. [ laughter ] >> steve: what's that? >>immy: i will thank you. >> steve: oh. [ audice aws ] ♪ you don't have to write a note, though. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i don't -- no. lyi would just say it verbo you. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and that's good. >> steve: thank you. >> jimmy: no, we're good. [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] you almost said something. you almost did but you didn't. >> steve: i did not. >> jimmy: no, i understand : that. >> stethought better. i said, you know what? i don't want to mess with your flow and rhythm. you have so many people to thank you don't need me histing time you got people to thank. you
steve: yeah, you're just making them up. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: you just got so many people to thanktitude -- [ light laughter ] -- that it's hard for you to file through all the stuff ra you'reful for and write thank you notes for. that's one of many things i admire about you. >> jimmy: wow. that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. >> steve: you're welcome. >> jimmy: thank you. ♪ t>> steve: who're you goi thank on this one? >> jimmy: well,...
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yeah. >> steve: beyonce? >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: exclusive songs by beyonce?cie. [ laughter ] these are exclusive. >> steve: how exclusive are they? >> jimmy: i paid for them. >> well, there you go. >> jimmy: there you go. >> jimmy: let's take a listen to one of those exclusive songs. this one's called "man let's have fun." ♪ ♪ i guess you have an airplane that can fly the world and we can have a fantasy ♪ ♪ it doesn't really matter if you drive a limousine it really doesn't matter if you drive ford galaxie ♪ ♪ i really don't care if you just drive a truck i don't care if you just drive a limousine ♪ ♪ it doesn't really matter if you drive a ferrari ♪ >> jimmy: stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. [ applause ] >> questlove: which writer was that? >> jimmy: no, no, it was not a a writer. dude -- ♪ ♪ it doesn't matter if you ride ♪ ♪ if you ride a ferrari it doesn't matter if you ride ford galaxie ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> steve: all verse, no chorus. >> jimmy: i've never hear anyone sing like that, ever. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: i kind of enjoy it.
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steve: when did that change? sharon: it started to change a little bit with margaret sanger in the 1920's. slowly she and other birth control advocate start to chip away. there is a federal law, and there is a lot of state law. the federal law was a postal law about mailing contraception an information. -- and information. there were state laws. from making it illegal to sell contraception to making it illegal to talk about or even use contraception. it takes from the 1920's to the 1970's before the last law is overturned. steve: let's go back to the 1850's to the turn-of-the-century. did people talk about sex? where do they get information? how did all of this evolve and develop? sharon: that is another part of the contraception revolution. there is a growth in print media and a growth because of harmonization. people are flocking to the cities. that is the growth of a few different things. the first is public sexuality. you get red light districts in boston and new york. there is a new public sexuality in the u
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>> you got a a call from steve jobs. there is a sparkle in his eye i had never seen from a cbo before. a ceo before. >> i told him i would personally cut out the halted her tech support. called the apple watch and not the iwatch? >> i kind of like the apple watch.. where you saying? >> would you fix your type please? >> people would not recognize me if my tie was fixed . let's leave it this way. all right. adon't consider myself journalist and nobody else would consider myself a journalist. i began to take on the life of being an interviewer even though i have a day job of running a private equity firm. define leadership? what is it that makes somebody take -- tick? [applause] quite a reception you got here. >> i thought it was for you. >> you have been ceo of apple since july 2011. earnings are up around 80%. have you ever thought you cannot do better than this and maybe you should just say " i've done a great job and now i'm going to do something else with my life?" view it as a result of doing things right on the inno
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>> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: $8.75, that's -- >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: good price. >> steve: >> steve: i love buttitos. >> jimmy: and i cannot lie. [ laughter ] >> steve: i cannot lie, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: the other people can deny. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're down to our last one here, it was sent in by robert perry in oregon. he was shopping online and spotted a great walmart deal. let's see what he found. in-store pickup on an israeli tank. there you go. [ laughter ] you can get it right there. [ applause ] that's all the time we have for screen grabs. if you have a funny screen grab, email it to us at screengrabs@tonightshow.com. we might put it on the show. stick around, we'll be right back with chelsea handler. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ applebee's bigger, bolder grill combos.now that'd in the neighborhood. aww. yaaaayyy!!! aww. yaaaayyy!!! aww. yaaaayyy!!! we hide hotel names, so you can find four star hotels at two star prices. ♪ h-o-t-w-i-r-e ♪hotwire.com [ "werk it" by mama haze ] ♪ watch me w♪ woo now ♪ baby do you like the way i we
>> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: $8.75, that's -- >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: good price. >> steve: >> steve: i love buttitos. >> jimmy: and i cannot lie. [ laughter ] >> steve: i cannot lie, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: the other people can deny. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're down to our last one here, it was sent in by robert perry in oregon. he was shopping online and spotted a great walmart deal....
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>> steve: yeah!r ] [ speaking fake russian ] [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, mueller report redactions, for making our justice system look like a a mad libs page. [ applause ] ♪ thank you, attorney general barr, for delivering the mueller report on cds. [ light laughter ] it's great to know the government is using the most advanced technology 1995 has to offer. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: put it on my walkman. >> jimmy: what's that, man? >> steve: you got your cd? you got your cd of the mueller report? >> jimmy: yeah. i'm listening to it right now. [ laughter and applause ] it's great. it's read to me by james earl jones himself. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, masters, for being the one day a year when wearing a green blazer means "i won!" instead of, "things are not going well for me." [ laughter and applause ] only blazer i got, dude. that's all i got. ♪ thank you, people who wear flip-flops on the subway, for somehow still not being as gross as people who wear five toed shoes a
>> steve: yeah!r ] [ speaking fake russian ] [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, mueller report redactions, for making our justice system look like a a mad libs page. [ applause ] ♪ thank you, attorney general barr, for delivering the mueller report on cds. [ light laughter ] it's great to know the government is using the most advanced technology 1995 has to offer. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: put it on my walkman. >> jimmy: what's that, man?...
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both a webby award and peoples' voice award. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: swept the category. >> steve: ayruly honored. thank you to the webby's. thank you to everyone who voted. and thank you to our "tonight show" social team. they are the best in the biz. [ cheers and applause ] this is so awesome. look at how fun. webbys. we got enough of these and we can get a whole mattress. >> steve: oh my god. [ laughter ] 'cause it's spring. >> jimmy: i think i had a a crazy -- you ever get a song stuck in your head? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and -- but dude, i might -- i have the song. it's been stuck in my head for four days now. and it's -- you know the song. ♪ you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round ♪ ♪ you spin me right round baby right round oh ♪ anyways. i can't get it out my head. and i almost ruined the kids' easter. [ laughter ] >> steve: you were singing it at the kids? >> jimmy: no, i just was so distracted, i didn't even have time to pay attention to my children. >> steve: you didn't even get out of bed. >> jimmy: i didn't leave the -- >> ste
both a webby award and peoples' voice award. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: swept the category. >> steve: ayruly honored. thank you to the webby's. thank you to everyone who voted. and thank you to our "tonight show" social team. they are the best in the biz. [ cheers and applause ] this is so awesome. look at how fun. webbys. we got enough of these and we can get a whole mattress. >> steve: oh my god. [ laughter ] 'cause it's spring. >> jimmy: i think i had a a...
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break, yeah. >> steve: oh, okay.means your beard has breaks in it or what does that mean? >> jimmy: i'm not sure. i'm gonna break it till it's broke dude. [ light laughter ] i'm gonna beard it till i'm broke. >> steve: beard it up, man. that's what i say. >> jimmy: i want see how crazy i can get this beard whipping man. [ light laughter ] i mean, it's almost springtime, you know -- >> steve: almost man. >> jimmy: tulips and stuff growing. >> steve: two lips, one beard, good times. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about, dude. [ laughter ] now you're thinking man. tariq, how did your bracket do buddy? >> tariq: i'm sorry, i was busy thinking about my better looking, more manly beard. [ cheers ] [ light laughter ] i don't know, i picked my hometown team villanova. i trusted, they got dusted, now i'm busted. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] questlove, who'd you go with? >> questlove: i got virginia. and they're still in it! >> jimmy: oh, that's right! [ cheers and applause ] so quest -- so you're the only
break, yeah. >> steve: oh, okay.means your beard has breaks in it or what does that mean? >> jimmy: i'm not sure. i'm gonna break it till it's broke dude. [ light laughter ] i'm gonna beard it till i'm broke. >> steve: beard it up, man. that's what i say. >> jimmy: i want see how crazy i can get this beard whipping man. [ light laughter ] i mean, it's almost springtime, you know -- >> steve: almost man. >> jimmy: tulips and stuff growing. >> steve: two...
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♪ he's the best. >> steve: best in the biz, man. >> jimmy: he's best in the business, man. >> steve: [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, attorney general william barr for looking like john goodman on his first day at hogwarts. [ laughter and applause ] i'd see anything with john goodman. >> steve: yeah, come on. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, mueller report for being kind of like a a hot dog. i have no clue what's inside of you, but i know it can't be good. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wahula. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ordering room service. i appreciate the fancy tray, the white napkins and the polite service. but we both know that as soon as you leave, i'm going to house this cheeseburger naked in bed. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: really? you're -- you're going to house this cheeseburger naked in bed? >> jimmy: what's your problem? what? yeah. what? yeah. >> steve: that's what you're doing. you're writing the thank you notes. >> jimmy: me -- >> steve: yeah, you personally. you are saying thank you. you're writing -- you're mailing -- i've seen them. you mail them yourself. >> ji
♪ he's the best. >> steve: best in the biz, man. >> jimmy: he's best in the business, man. >> steve: [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, attorney general william barr for looking like john goodman on his first day at hogwarts. [ laughter and applause ] i'd see anything with john goodman. >> steve: yeah, come on. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, mueller report for being kind of like a a hot dog. i have no clue what's inside of you, but i know it can't be good. [...
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>> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: but then -- then he's got a fashion eye patch. >> steve: and hair. i just get this out of my system and i don't have to ever think about again. >> steve: 'cause it's in there now. >> jimmy: now i'm into like -- just give me another song. is there another song we can think of? ♪ you spin me right round baby right round ♪ >> j my: stop, stop. anyway. guys, we have a great show tonight. dr. phil mcgraw is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! ♪ watch out here he comes ♪ right round e. jimmy: sophia bush is h [ cheers and applause ] oh. >> steve: oh! spin me right round! >> jimmy: one of our "time's" 100 most influential people, tyler "ninja" blevins is here. [ eers and applause ] and we have fantastic music closing out the show with her latest song, "say it." maggie rogers is here. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ watch out here she comesyo spin me round baby right round ♪ ♪ like a record baby say it say it ♪ that's the way the song goes. i have to ask you a question, questlove. i have a question for you. maggie rogers was telling me before the show that
>> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: but then -- then he's got a fashion eye patch. >> steve: and hair. i just get this out of my system and i don't have to ever think about again. >> steve: 'cause it's in there now. >> jimmy: now i'm into like -- just give me another song. is there another song we can think of? ♪ you spin me right round baby right round ♪ >> j my: stop, stop. anyway. guys, we have a great show tonight. dr. phil mcgraw is here. [ cheers and applause...