cooper's like steve buscemi. mm. i love him, but i don't want to have sex with him. well, if you don't have feelings for him, then you can go talk to that cute guy over there. mm, no. he's good-looking like a modelly, perfect face, i-can-see-our-kids kind of way, but i'm just not feeling it. because you have feelings for cooper. no! ugh! in that case, i will go talk to him for you. please don't. you're welcome. i don't need your help. i got this. no. no. no. barry? "irish need not apply." did you know barry's racist? oh, yeah, but just against irish people. he had a really bad experience last st. patrick's day. he wants me to come over, have a drink with him. oh, no, honey, he doesn't like you. can we have more shots? sure. uh... what? (door bells tinkle) woman: welcome to lil' spoons! thanks. thanks. neal: so one of these ice cream-loving fools is a thief! but which one? i say we start punching people in the face and ask questions later. go easy there, dwayne "mr. t" johnson. no, it's two different people. no, instead of hitting strangers in the face, i say we call