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now going viral. >> sketch comedy released a clip of steve carell portraying the italian fashion modelk in 1994. carell was 3 years old at the time. >> oh it was just a wig. some flexing of the pectorals. plays a pretty good fabio. >> i am fabio. [ laughter ] i would like to make a very special lady tonight -- >> it is impressive. >> check this out, though. there's a guy sitting in the front. he had a hat on. you couldn't see him. the guy that was providing the fabio voice was a young stevenphen colbert colbert. >> you have to rerack the tape. >>> some large gators making quite a scene at one golf course where, where else in the shorthand state. >> your home state. >> this is how you roll. some of the monsters roaming the green, 13 feet long the course on florida's gulf coast surrounded by swamp land is which is where gators hang out. >> golfers aren't allowed to harass or feed them. been there 40 years, no one has been injured yet by a gator. >> we have to say yet. >>> well for some of you, your local news is coming next. >>> everyone, "good morning america." brushing alone does less

and there's other people like a steve carell.ight away but in three or four years it was unbelievable the kind of work he was doing on stage. it is different for different people and some move more quickly. another one is keegan michael key who does great work on keenan and peel. these guys are all individual successes who made their partners look good. they were never people who looked to stand out. they just stood out because they looked great. >> the list goes from dan aykroyd to steve carell to jim belushi, rachel dratch. why has second city created such talented folks? >> they practice this improvisation over and over again. when you're at second city this is a graduate school of comedy. you're there three or four years. you're performing almost every night of the week. they are honing their craft and their skill. you have to get better by the time you end your tenure there. >> i wish i could be funny. >> abby, i wish you could do this next tease without a prompter. >>> some of you may not know but today is the birthday of d

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that's steve carell."re just sitting there -- >> yeah, my mom is ridiculous. we were like at a party with literally, bruce willis there with his wife. and my dad knows bruce willis's wife, because my dad's a a photographer and she's a a model. and they were introduced and my mom said, "oh, hi, what's your name? he said, "i'm bruce." [ laughter ] and she said "oh, what do you do? your wife's a model." [ laughter ] he said "i'm an actor." she said "oh, my son's an actor. how's it going for you?" and he said, "yeah, it's going pretty good." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's a good guy, right? that's a good answer. mom! it's bruce willis! >> i was like dying -- >> jimmy: that sounds like my mom. it sounds like everyone's mom. it's so good. let's talk you about this movie. gosh, it's going to be a giant movie. the other one was like $300 million at the box -- it's just a giant phenomenon. you've got shailene woodley. our pal, how is she doing? >> she's doing good. >> jimmy: i love her so much. miles teller. >> uh-huh

. >> steve carell. >> christian bale.nd christian bale. >> rose: that is a great cast. >> great cast. >> i mean. >> rose: and then this might be might might, might be a movie. >> if -- if aaron sorry kins. >> soccer kins does his sorkins does his job it could happen. but that is out of my hands, i don't have much to do that with with that, they would far prefer me to be dead. >> are you a hard worker. >> i am a sporadic worker, i think of myself as a lazy person and have a great capacity to procrastinate but when i get -- when i get really into a project i do vanish into it, it doesn't feel like work, so i am not a hard worker because work is doing something that feels like work so if it feels like work, i tend not to do it. >> rose: one last question on the economics. what is happening in europe an what is going to happen with the greeks and -- >> that is a really good question. yesterday or today there was a piece in the newspaper about how the greeks are up in arms and want to lynch the guy who does their economic stat

. >> brat pit, christian bale ryan gosling and steve carell. >> isn't it cool that what you write ismovies are fabulous. aaron sore kin aaron sorkin is writing it. >> what does michael do with his money? >> i think i've asked you this before. >> you have, on another show. >> it's so uninteresting. i sit on it and count it. >> no you don't. >> you don't put it in index funltds. >> i do. i have two kinds of index funds. i have vanguard index funds like a lot of people but i give some of my money to warren buffett. i put it in and he can figure it out. >> i know you're buying up half -- >> i don't have any gifts of money. >> are you buying better sheets? there you go. thread count is important. >> in my household i'm not in the department of spending. that's not how it works. >> someone better qualified than you. >> good to see you. >> good to have you here. >> thanks for having me. >>> she's the only blogger ever chosen for a harvard business school case study. how the woman who created blond let the games begin. experience the power the passion and the pageantry of medieval times. buy

. >> we're talking about john stewart, chris rock sara silverman, steve carell. tears, right? but the tears at this fundraiser were reserved for the heartbreaking and heartwarming and tales of families impacted by autism. >> look at all the stars behind me. >> what do you get when you put too many stars in one room? >> martin short, thank you so much marty. >> spectacular musical numbers. >> and a whole lot of laughs. all part of comedy central's night of too many stars. a telethon to raise funds for autism across america. the night full of jokes. >> i have never been the girl who was like i forgot to have lunch today. like -- >> but more profound moments. >> when people with autism find a way to connect, a door opens. >> learning as a child to communicate through disney movies. coming face to face with the one voice that helped him find his own voice many years ago. gilbert gods iffried. >> i'm meeting. >> patience yargo. patience! >> perhaps one of the biggest stars of the night, the 13-year-old jody diagnosed with autism at age 2 singing with one of her favori

. >> reporter: she was about to cater the filming and cooking for brad pitt and steve carell. >> i willjumbalaya. >> reporter: full of life she just got married, gotten pregnant and moved to rural north carolina. on friday her family reported she and her husband, j.t. missing. >> i don't understand why someone could do that. >> reporter: police soon arrested robert jason owens. a handy man who worked on the couple's house and charged him with two counts of first-degree murder and killing of an unborn child. the search warrant alleges his wife hit and killed while driving the truck. now the sheriff says human remains have been found in owens' wood stove. >> admitted to taking the bodies and storing on his property. >> reporter: owens arrest could jump start a 15--year-old cold case nearby. teenager zeb quinn disappeared after leaving work. owens knew him, but never has been charged in the case. >> has been arrested on three counts of murder. that is a huge event in the zeb quinn case. >> reporter: investigators this morning are trying to piece together a motive in the codds murder. now a

the filming of "the big short" in new orleans, cooking for stars like brad pitt ryan gosling and steve carell but it's going to be healthy. >> reporter: full of life she'd just gotten married, gotten pregnant and moved to rural north carolina. but then on sunday her distraught family reported her and her husband j.t. missing. >> her free spirit is to love everyone she met. i don't understand why someone would do that. >> reporter: police soon arrested robert jason owens, a handyman who had worked on the couple's house and charged him with two counts of first-degree murder and the killing of an unborn child. a search warrant alleges he hit and killed j.t. while driving j.t.'s truck. human remains have been found inside owens' wood stove. >> he did admit to taking the bodies storing them on his property and destroying. >> reporter: authorities say owens' arrest could jump-start a 15-year-old cold case nearby. teenager zeb quinn disappeared after leaving work. asheville police say owens knew him and is a person of interest but he's never been charged in that case. >> the fact that he's been arre

>> steve carell. i am a fan. elizabeth, what do you have coming up?age witch she was known for working magic on her wardrobe. do you remember this? now she is doing the same thing for kids. you hear them over there getting excited with her new line of clothing made just for young boys. actress melissa joan hart joins me. >> my husband and i, we felt like with our three boys it was hard to dress them and find cool cute clothes. we wanted to help out that industry. i wanted to get in the business world. i wanted to have something tangible. >> speaking of we've got cute kids. you're a great mom. i know this, you love kids. you know they want to move. tell us about this first outfit. >> he is hiding in his jacket. hudson, where are you buddy? show them the stars. where are the stars? there are the stars. inside the jacket. this is called our montauk line. our spring collection is inspired by montauk new york. this is our jacket, our liberty tea. our mason jean which has reinforced knees. this is one of my favorite little styles. >> i some so glad you came