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just ask amateur historian and brown-haired guy who's not steve doocy or an historian, brian kilmeadehen someone or some group is trying to destroy you and your way of life, you need to do whatever it takes to stop them. >> george washington did, and that's a fact. so for those of you who say that's not what we're built on, we don't beat the british without doing it. >> stephen: yeah, washington tortured the british so hard, they're still talking funny. ( applause ) ( cheers ) yeah. that's how we did it. now, we looked it up, and in actuality, washington didn't torture them. but that doesn't mean he didn't. because while the c.i.a. was conducting an all-you-can-pump rectal-hydration festival, here's what george bush said. >> the united states does not torture. >> stephen: and he should know because he specifically asked not to be told. now, another person who doesn't want to be told things is wolf blitzer, who yesterday blitzed dianne feinstein, the chairman of the senate commit they released this report. >> was it worth it to release this report today if in fact american lives, diplo

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