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of course i have the latest iphone pro minutes when steve jobs passed away a few years ago.nd friends knew i was such an apple nut that my wife tells people that i was brought food to help mourn the pass of steve jobs. a quote from steve jobs came to mind as i was thinking about what i might say to you, this very prestigious group today. in march of 2011, steve jobs is on stage and presenting what was then the second revision of the ipad and he says to the crowd, technology alone is not enough. technology married with the liberal arts, married with the humanitas, that yields the results that make our hearts sing and i wonder if you all will indulge me a slight bit further and allow me to steal from the late great steve jobs and say to you i believe law enforcement alone is not inform you have -- enough. that law enforcement married with faith and theiredded with community, that yields the results which makes our hearts sing. faith & blue is more than just an event. it's a symbol, a commitment that despite our differences we will stand together in the face of adversity, that

well, you subject steve jobs and a little bit like that, somebody really strong willed, had a realityistortion field, as does mask somebody that just meaning that he drove people to do things that they were sure were impossible and he drove them that he was sure were impossible, and he drove them crazy so they were eventually able to do it and he had a strong role to steve jobs hee hd been taught by his guru in indy go to just stare without blinking an essay don't be afraid. you can do it. early on when they tried to do the original apple, he said i can't code it by the weekend. finally he said to me he would stand withoutt blinking. i got so freaked out i did it. over and over again even to the end with a guy who runs corning glass he wanted a beautiful piece of glass for the phone he was thinking of and described it and he said maybe we used to do a formula for gorilla glass. hear said to me he just stared without blinking and said don't be afraid. that's the reality take elon musk one order of magnitude up. he was always pushing people driving them crazy about driving them to do th

steve jobs, he had been taught by his guru in india to just stare without blinking and say don't be afraid, you can do it. and so, even early on when woz, he and steve wozniak were trying to do the original apple two, i can't code it by the weekend. we've got to code it back, we've got to get back to the apple farm, hence the name, the company they founded. and woz said he stared without blinking and said don't be afraid you can do it and i got so freaked out i did it. [laughter]. >> over and over again, even to the end with a guy named-- a guy who owns corning glass, wendell weekes. jobs wanted a beautiful piece of glass for the iphone he was thinking of and described it and wendell weekes said maybe, we used to do a formula for gorilla glass and jobs says i want this much by october and weekes says there's no way. we've not started it and weekes said he stared without blinking and said don't be afraid, you can do it. and that's the reality distortion field. take elon musk, one order of magnitude up. he just was always pushing people and driving them crazy, but driving them to do things t

benjamin franklin and albert einstein, a more contemporary innovativey, figures of our age, like steve jobs, or henry kissinger, you can bet the result will be a fascinating, revealing comprehensive and vividly told book. walters take on elon musk is certainly all that. and the story turned out to be even more than walter oregon for when he set out a couple of years ago to do the biography. back then walter thought he would be writing mainly about mosque as a technological trailblazer, a leader in the fields of electric vehicles and private space exploration. then came his impulsive purchase of twitter and his central role in providing ukraine weremm satellitee communication links during the war with russia. and the questions and controversies about mosque only grew. all of whichnh is enhanced the timeliness and importance of walter's in-depth portrait of musk and of the demons that drive him. now, predictably, walter himself has come in for some criticism about what he decided to put in the book or leave out or the extent to which he refrains from judging musk. legitimate questions have be

and he had a strong will with steve jobs. he had been taught by his guru in india to just stare without blinking and say, don't be afraid, you can do it. and so even early on, when was he and steve wozniak are trying to do the original apple, too? was i can't code it, you know, by the weekend he said we have to code it fast. we got to get back to the apple farm work and henson, they are the company they found and finally was said to me. he just stared without blinking and said, don't be afraid, you can do it. i got so freaked out. i did it over and over again, even to the end with a guy named a guy who runs corning glass. linda weeks jobs wanted a really beautiful piece of glass for the iphone he was thinking of and described it. and linda weeks said, maybe we used to do a formula for gorilla glass and jobs said, i want this much by october. and we said, well, there's no way we've not started it. and weeks said to me, he just stared at me without blinking and said, don't be afraid, you're going to do it anyway. that's the real

i want to know is musk as important as steve jobs in the great scheme of things?coming up. ♪ (♪) our therapists give their all each day. and while we're in the business of taking care of others, it's important to make sure our therapists know that with benefits from principal, they're taken care of too. (♪) (♪) (♪) (♪) (♪) stuart: it's a rally despite the war. people looking towards wednesday and maybe no rate increase from the fed, earnings reports strong and dow is up 280, nasdaq now up 71. had been up more than 100. lauren is with me and the movers start with, mcdonalds. lauren: a dow stock sales rose over #% because they were ability to -- 8% because they were able to charge more for their cheese burgers and chicken mcnuggets and online order picking up. the stock took a tip and they were a bit cautious and said look, our consumers are cutting back a bit, especially the lower end consumer but the higher end consumer is straying down to mcdonalds where they get value. mcdonalds is appealing to everybody because it's affordable. >> yes. tesla way down 4%. what's

at the risk up sounding like ge -- steve jobs -- at the risk of sounding like steve jobs, the types ofompanies are -- that you want to look at are the hyper scalars combat amplifiers of the technology that can deploy a duty existing users and devices and the innovators, those either developing or deploying those developing. these are not three separate companies in many cases. they are one company in several cases. microsoft is one of them and google and amazon or others as well. it is a unique opportunity to own a strong cash flow generating businesses that operate -- caroline: it really seems to be owned by the u.s. at this time. when you are thinking about what is happening with microsoft's partnership with openai, how do you see these primitive -- these frenemy's continuing? how do you -- does that accelerate? is that the way you want to see deals being done? james: that is what you want to see, you want to see key innovators of this technology like anthropic, have strategic partners in amazon and microsoft to deploy that technology. microsoft, there are 65 copilot program is open

steve jobs us under uh, under a block page. however, what this does, charles is says he is ready, responds, will be severe. sophie, i'm sure some of our viewers will the spotted. you're standing in front of a hospital, some emergency vehicles going by. what's the situation like there, what's going on? so there's still injured people being brought into this hospital. and we can hear around us still rockets being fired from the gaza strip towards israel. and we can hear the iron dome into something these records could also. here is there any error rates and attacks on the gaza strip? i just talked to 2 fathers who came here all the way from tel aviv searching for their daughters who had been to the a festival downs house here close to the gaza strip. i need, they haven't heard from them an hour, and they were wondering where they are. are they injured? are they taking hostage? they possibly dead, and it's this uncertainty not knowing what's going on. the fact that some areas are still under the control of testing and met attends

it was on this day in 2001, look at that, the original ipod was unveiled by steve jobs at apple and it the way a lot of us listened to music and paved the way for the iphone. the first ipods cost $399. apple discontinued the stand-alone ipod last year after selling more than 450 million of them. i used to have a nano. amid this ai boom there's a lot of concern it will eventually take over thousands of jobs. artificial intelligence is also creating a surge of new jobs. >> reporter: art zaley is ceo of the dhi group and employment website dice specializing in jobs for technology workers. he says in the past year there's been an explosion of businesses looking for employees with expertise in artificial intelligence from tech industries to banks and insurance companies. >> we have roughly 5,000 artificial intelligence job opportunities on the platform today. >> reporter: other sites are seeing a similar boost. according to linkedin, there's been a 21-fold increase in the number of job postings that mention ai technologies. the dhi group is looking to hire its own artificial intelligence ex

biographies on ben franklin, albert einstein, steve jobs and more and make real some of the most complexand our nation's history. we can better understand ourselves and our nation and the notion of possibility. anything is possible in america. an engineer, poet and cuban-american, richard blanco returned to a poem he wrote from the second inaugural of barack and me. a poem that says always one moon like a silent drum tapping at every roof top and every window of every county -- country. let me start this over again. [laughter] i'm getting so intimidated. [laughter] and always one moon, like a silent drum tapping on every rooftop and every window of one county. all of us facing the stars. hope, a new constellation waiting for us to map it, to name it together. i was once asked by xi jinping to define america. we were in the tibetan plateau. i said possibilities, hope. that's the definition of america. you're right. bridging cultures, languages, a mosaic of our past, present, and future, reflecting a nation that's hectic, colorful and still becoming. few books captivated the nation like ta

i'm inspired by food, music, and, you know, i'm just trying to as steve jobs would say, make my ding. >> you're also a wordsmith, and you've written three books. the latest is "nubia: the reckoning khloe kardashian. the firs the first is set in a dystopian future. you set this up talking about new york setting. and you talk about things like climate change, which is really the foundation of where this is. and then classism and immigration. why did you choose to do it in that way? >> great question. for me, i'm born and raised in new york. so i'm imagining a world where, you know, what does the world look like 100 years from now? and that's where i decided to place the book. and i started to look at certain human experiences that seem to transcend time. you know, classism, sexism, race. racism. seem to be repeated throughout time. certainly in 100 years there will be a version of that. >> makes sense. >> and tried to explore how that could look for a younger generation for the sole purpose of showing the young reader, hey, we tried it this way for a pretty long time, and we've gotten

you can have a fabulous idea, he can be the next steve jobs, whatever you want to be. you can be willing to live with seven roommates or your parents basement. if you had to pay $420 a month on your student loan debt no matter what, it is a lot harder to start a small business. folks with student loan debt are just kind of out of the entrepreneurial part of the game. watch what happens over time, people who want to start small businesses when they are young before they have a partner and children, all of that gets pushed off because of the student loan debt. then, take a look at it through the racial lens, who has the most student loan debt? it is people of color. we know that african-americans borrow more money to go to school and borrow more money in school and have a harder time paying it off when they get out of school. you are effectively, you have a policy, if you pardon people with large student loan debt payments, you have a policy that says not they have to pay this money back, but we have constrained futures and opportunities. the last dot i want to connect,

because a lot of the other guys, steve jobs and bill gates. >> their interested in the tech technology. >> right. >> it seems that sam bankman-fried was fundamentally interested in the money. >> and not in the technology. his interest is the interest of a wall street trader, he's working at james street, who is the high frequency trading fork firm that is setting markets and the markets for stocks and in these trades he's doing, it is pennies that they're making on the trades. the margins are a fractions of a percent and he looked at this other market that is a $3 trillion market and you could buy bitcoin for $800 in the united states and sell it in japan and you don't see this in financial markets. so his interest was that. a high frequency trading into crypto and that is the first to do it. the technology didn't interest him at all. >> a lot of the people you written about, what was the genius behind it. what is the genius here? >> it was partly the brazenness of being willing to jump into a market that was shady, rickety, and unpredictable. and apply these tools. i think it is a cou

just when steve jobs is a policy and was irritated by somebody from microsoft who was boasting about how they've sold the future computing and that, and that, that, that personal irritation, that you felt you stated with the managed by somebody from microsoft. it became the i 5 and i mean, you know, so good in spite of course but, but that, but that's the power of states as a drive innovation. so, so you know, without states we wouldn't have civilization, we wouldn't have progress. you wouldn't have the most via that we have with people in a very concerned with appearing virtuous and being virtuous sites. is it so? so it, so, and so now i don't think the absolutely doesn't think that we're are, we are inevitably looking at a dock and horrible feature, the conspiracy mindset, or a spouse in conspiracy theories. for some people, at least, is driven by a desire to be unique, a desire to show that you are an individual. think the braves i'm particularly interested in the troops he's interested in getting along and getting ahead into the brain. what's nice, who do i have to be? what do i

steve: come on. >> jimmy: he did a good job. >> steve: that's a good one. >> jimmy: he did a good job! job >> steve: thanked him very profusely. >> jimmy: he ended with a bangs. yeah ♪ thank you, accidentally breaking an olive oil bottle on the ground, for making me go, "you know what let's just move. [ laughter and applause i don't want to clean this up. >> steve: i'm not cleaning this up >> jimmy: yeah, it's going to take me four years to clean that up. >> steve: tiny slivers of glass. >> jimmy: let's get on zillow. [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, jack-o-lanterns, for showing me you don't need teeth to be happy. [ applause ] happy. happy pumpkin. ♪ thank you, "the golden bachelor." you may not win any emmys, but you're definitely taking home some grammys [ audience ohs ] there you have it right there. [ cheers and applause those are some thank you notes we'll be right back with keith richards [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ start me up if you start me up i'll never sto ♪ start me up ♪ we are trying really hard to get you reese's peanut butter cups but there is only so much we can do here. y

another guys, certainly steve jobs and bill gates are fundamentally interested in the technology. >>ht. >> it seems to me sam bankman-fried was fundamentally interested in the money. >> he was fundamentally not interested in the technology. his interest is the interest of a wall street trader. he's working at james street who is the high frequency trading firm that is set prices in markets for assets and he is introducing radical efficiency to say the market for stocks and in these trades he's doing it's pennies that they're making on the trades. the margins are fractions of a percent and he looks at this other market that issal oall ofa sudden a $3 trillion market and you can sell it for $1,000 in japan. you don't see this in order nah financial markets so his interest was that. i'll pour framesjames street th bo into it and that was it. . what do you think explains his success because a lot of the people you've talked to have succeeded and what was the genius behind it. >> right. >> what's the genius here? >> it was partly the brazenness of being willing to jump into a market that

this was a mom and pop shop he probably wouldn't have said it we are talking steve jobs. temperment. this guy has to prosecute crime. let the judge, let the public defender hash out the rest. if you have a garbage man deciding i'm not going take their garbage today. no they're hired to get all the garbage to have street and they should. the one off thing is stupid because in january 6th i don't think there were people wandering into the capitol that had a prior criminal history. if anything that was a one off. >> you can hear it 378 people sentenced for trespassing so we know the big case in that and the horrific offendsers but 378 people sentenced who were trespassing. >> well, there's only, this is called a criminal mulligan, right? only certain people get criminal mulligans and january 6 protestors don't get them and here's why. they're the oppressor. so the oppressed get criminal mulligans. the people change like us we're presentsers and are losing power so that's why we are upset. i just got a joobt msnbc. let's compare the rights between criminals and victims? crimi

.. it's not for nothing that this mixer is here, so we'll remove it, you remember the riddle of steve jobsk him to... here, because if we look, 30 seconds, 1, 2, 3, 4, time it's gone, everything is bad, and now imagine that you, a little man, find yourself inside this meat grinders, not outside and not your work, but you actually inside this meat grinder will turn on in 30 seconds, you think you need nootropics, statins, omega-3 berries to figure it out, but when it comes to your... personal butt, but here it’s not the butts of your head, so as not to turn into minced meat, in 5 seconds you will jump, clasp this rod with your hands, and you will no longer be afraid, it will scatter inside, and you will survive, here is jobs’s riddle and an illustration of the fact that when the pressure comes, you want to live, you'll get so excited, the organ that doesn't work if you don’t exercise the organ, it won’t exercise, you want a strong muscle, pump up your arm, so you don’t take it, nothing will happen, you’ll only get fat, you want to start working with your brain, and for the berries to give y

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this is, you know, a page out of steve jobs' textbook. 2001 when the ipod was invented, they cracked down on stealing music, and apple came up with itunes. and they made it cheap enough that those of us who have a shred of honor thought it was before to pay for songs than steal them. you know, i think netflix now is doing the same thing with password sharing. i have two daughters, both college grads, both at home, is and they're going to move out one of these days, i hope pretty soon -- [laughter] and i'm going to add them ask pay $7.99 each because it's the right thing to do. they've used my account since they were, you know, since they were able to use accounts, since they were 4. but, i mean, i'm going to pay because it's right. so i think it's really smart, and if somebody doesn't want to pay for the pirated account, then the new person who was stealing the password has to decide if they want to pay or not. doesn't cost netflix anything to boot that guy off the platform. for my kids, it costs them nothing to deliver the service becaus

it was once displayed outside the cupertino headquarters when steve jobs was there.ign is just one of about 200 items featured in bonhams history and science technology sale. the bidding starts october 30th. >> what do you think is the top pop song of all time? >> here's a clue. whitney allman after somebody i want to feel the heat. you know what this is? this is right. this is it. this feels right. i want to dance with somebody as the top pop song. according to billboard, it's celebrating the 65th anniversary of the billboard hot 100 by compiling the 500 best pop songs since the chart's debut in 1958. yes of course. we can't show you all 500 right now, but here are the top five. i want to dance with somebody dancing queen, my girl. i love it. i want it that way. and this is a bit of a surprise for me. i like the song since you've been gone by kelly. but number five, i. >> i would say yeah, yeah. would you? because kelly clarkson was the first american idol when we think about to me, when i think about that era that was like the number one show at the time like that

he's the biographer of apple cofounder, steve jobs, and tesla ceo, elon musk.utor. and walter, let's get to it. let's talk about demand issues first. is this a concern? what do you think? >> absolutely, especially since china seems to be cracking down a bit on the use of iphones, even people who are officials in china, not supposed to use iphones. and i think this is part of a broader problem, which is why tim cook has gone to china i think twice now in the recent months. because, we are somehow or another barreling down a road of trying to disengage with china economically which is not easy to do. you have luxe share, he visited the luxe share factory. that does everything from the ear buds to the watch. and you have foxconn, the longtime manufacturer there. most companies are trying to decrease their depends on china, but apple will find that it's -- it will be the hardest for apple to do that. >> tim cook and elon musk have both been the examples that people give all the time about people who have been able to walk that tight wire, that they can say, yes, we

. >> the ipod, steve jobs unveiled the original on this day in 2001. the first ipod cost 400 bucks.'t buy him anymore. at least not in the normal market. after selling 450 million devices, apple discontinued them last year late last year, because basically your phone buy one last year. >> i thought they would have discontinued it a long time ago. >> yeah, i still have my orange ipod nano. oh, i have the slim one. one. i got to go find it somewhere. >> just collecting dust, collecting dust. >> still not get rid of it. i just have to keep it for myself. >> yeah, it's a little bit. >> what about you? did you purge? >> no, i still have mine. you still have the og one, the white one? you do? oh, wow. yeah. the click, click, click, click. what? yeah that's like a time capsule. >> you should go back and see what your music was like. >> i know. oh, gosh. and. and all the viruses that are on some computer somewhere from what, limewire or bearshare? yeah. >> fair share. >> yikes. >> the original one had a little game to play on it too. do you remember that? >> oh, no. what was the game? what

yes, the ipod steve jobs unveiled the original this day, 2020, 2001, i should say. first ipod ipod cost $400 and you can't even buy them anymore after selling 450 million devices, apple discontinued them last year. i am kind of sad that i got rid of mine. >> where did you where did you put it? what did you what? >> i think that it went to the landfill. >> oh. oh no. >> okay. well, there are only so many times i've moved so many times there are only so many times transport a brick. >> you know, even a sentimental brick really. >> you still becomes a brick. >> yeah, we are in the rare business of we've all moved a lot. yeah you know, i have that one memory box. yeah. >> that's was asking to fill. say, this cannot come, i guess make some choices. i had to make choices. >> so i guess when it comes down to it. kumasi. i was the one who made that choice. >> it was you. >> oh, okay. >> i know how to make choices, right? >> how do you decide what makes a cut? is it really like personal letters and like yearbooks and that kind of thing? okay, that seems like that's irreplace

but steve got the hang of this, what he job deck, his weapon is cooking oil. fuel define oil. that's how they everything we work with beef. that's not vegetable oil. is be fun, gives it more. flavorful is the 1st 2 deep fat friars. are for park looking at 150 degrees with the negative the fries and let them sit here. and it's very important to let them sit where they have us, but then they'll come out of the 2nd find nice and crisp. of course the old frank twice but not too hot. that's how the belgians do it. when it's been long enough and the deep sadness done its work, steve gets sick. we don't even know what do you hear this as a citizen themselves? they sound like doctors if you'll hear it when they're done this morning where the sound is much higher. pitched ok. we always say the front seat. i'm truly a fast food. all the belgians know me as more than i reliably feeling side dish and never, never boring. adventurous souls love my passing topics. my goodness, maine days and to lose some are really pepper, politically big, trying to catch up with american american spicy shi

i'm come so hard to imagine life without me, steve salt hell no job. okay, but no fries, no way, no worries. now i'm not going anywhere. i'll be by your side till the next a crispy adventure in our new series on the average german we'll find out which cliches about germans can be statistically proven. our average durham is called me shout, you know, and it's 43 years old. in this episode, we secretly follow him around to see what he does me evenings. so far we've watched messiah wake up in the morning, and we've joined him as he commutes walks and flats his way through a day at the office for what's next. so now the work side of the way, what does michelle get up to in the evening? does he have any hobbies? what does he have been seeking to get a little tipsy? let's find out the year. i think we've come that way. it's friday. it's full. so 2 pm and me says finish what for the week? looks like he's off the place in football. this is me say as friend lucas lucas asked me say and how his day was and like 70 percent of german. he says it was typical by con

also, steve scalise wants that job.nd he was posting on x, there's also, we said jim jordan, trump has said that he would be open to it. there is kevin hern, the republican from oklahoma and patrick mchenry who is the interim speaker right now. speaker pro tem and tom cole the house rules committee chair. >> steve: speaking of rules, one thing the republican main street caucus which has 68 members, they made it very clear before anybody votes for speaker, they have got to change that rule that allows one person vote on vacating the chair. >> ainsley: smart. >> steve: that's how matt gaetz was able to lead this capital coup on tuesday night. it's interesting how many people have suggested have suggested donald trump as speaker. donald trump himself was asked a little bit about it. he said this yesterday here in new york city. >> a lot of people have been calling me about speaker. all i can say is look at whatever is best for the country and for the republican party. >> would you take the job? a lot of people have asked m

but steve got the hang of this, what he job deck. his weapon is cooking oil. fuel define oil, that's how they everything we work with. be fun. that's not fissionable. oil is be fun. gives it more. flavorful isn't the 1st 2. deep fat friars are for parking at 150 degrees with thing, and then i get out the fries and let them sit here. it's very important to let them sit, was able to get the dental come out of the 2nd frame. nice and crisp. of course the all frag twice but not too hot. that's how the belgians do it. when it's been long enough and the deep sadness doesn't work, steve gets sick. even though do you hear the winter themselves? they sound like that's what you'll hear. it's when they're done this morning where the sound is much higher pitched no. can we always say the front seat? i'm truly a fast food. all the belgians know me as more than i reliably feel like side dish. and never, never boring. adventurous souls love my passing topics. my goodness, maine days and to lose summer really pepper. politically big, trying to catch

steve: wow! >> jimmy: his job. ther one when congressman mark amodei was asked, he said - [ beeping "i would but - i must continue -- my elusive hunt for a square bike helmet. [ laughter ] that's impossible! [ applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: they don't make them >> steve: it's random. >> jimmy: he's on the hunt >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: you gotta be safe. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: you've gotta be save and next up, when congressman austin scott was asked, he said - [ beeping "i'd rather just - keep telling women in bars - i'm conservative jason bateman. [ laughter and applause that's what he tells women in bars >> steve: of course. >> jimmy: i don't know here's another one when congressman chuck edwards was asked, he said - [ beeping "i'm too busy -- trying to -- match my goatee with trump's toupee." [ laughter and applause that's impossible, that's hard to do. >> jimmy: and finally, when congressman john carter was asked, he said - [ beeping "i'll pass because - i'm actually the next -- golden bachelor. [ laughter