. >> larry: do you criticize steve martin in the book? >> yes. >> larry: why do you criticize?> i talk about all my celebrity run-ins and i'm a little proud of the steve martin bit because i'm sure he doesn't remember meeting me at all. i golt to be on the late night show and steve martin was the lead guest and i was the second guest. it's a word that begins with d and has four letters is what i would say he was. in a way that was kind of astounding. meaning when you meet bill mar and he's the d word, it's really quite charming, but steve martin was just a d word. i wouldn't say he's a warm person, but my run-in with him was brief and treacherous. >> larry: he wrote a wonderfully sensitive book. how can you call him not sensitive? >> i would call him insensitive. i'm just saying when i met him, he was kind of a jerk. but i thought that about jerry seinfeld, and you know what, i was wrong. but i'm right about this. >> larry: what do you think about the congressman saying "you lie." >> this is great. obama is being heckled at clubs like i am. >> larry: it's not a club. you call t

if it would help me. >> but why do you -- >> look, i talk about all of my celebrities and the steve martinbs like i am. >> larry: i see representatives in the senate, meaning he threw out a threat. >> larry: all right. one more segment. will she ever get off the d-list? does she want to get off the d-list? that's next. >> will you move? >> i'm not going to tell you anything. just walk around the room. yeah, it's bad. i know. >> i remember that was custom ledger. >> i know. >> it's a $20,000 sofa. >> and it wasn't him. >> i swear she knows we're talking about her. she knows. oh, she's right out there. >> is she chewing the railing? >> probably. >> we give her chew toys. >> larry: some things in your book that might say an uproar. you say that politics is show business for ugly people? >> yeah. >> larry: explain. >> everybody wants to be in show business, regardless of what they say. that's one thing i learned from having a reality show. it is shocking that people want to be on it and why they want to be on it. >> larry: look at jerry springer. why would anyone go on jerry springer? >> you k

>> oh, steve martin. >> no, he's not going to take it well?y because it's so arbitrary and i don't remember -- and i know he probably doesn't remember meeting me at all and he's such a [ bleep ]. he goes down pretty hard. >> there are a few people you'll have a problem with. not that you don't already have a problem with those people -- >> no, i hang out with my mom and my dog. that's it. >> yeah. >> those are the only ones talking to me. >> did your mom check the index asure everything was issed this, but i happened to be on vacation at the time. >> is that a euphemism? >> no, you had a special date for the teen choice awards. >> i found love in my life, jimmy. >> and that day -- >> i found a special man in my life. >> was this gentleman, levy johnson -- who is sarah palin's daughter's baby daddy. >> right. >> you took him out on a date? >> okay, can i say, for that alone, can i please just have my third emmy right now? just for that give it up. [ cheers and applause ] >> i think that was your fourth emmy. >> i would like some sort of award j

also forget, by the way, i quote this in the book is that a great champion of reagan, martin anderson who i'm sure steve knows very well, you know, said in 2002 or 2003 that bush's policies on all the major issues, his positions were identical to ronald reagan's. and in 2003 we were hearing much about bush as from the right as a president who would complete theeagan revolution. so, you know, that's important to remember as well. as far as the czars in the obama administration, man, i'm with you there. you know, it was jfk who came into office, you know, fearful of the permanent government wanting to circumvent actually roosevelt before him because you couldn't get things done if those government bureaucrats got in the way. andne of the interesting sort of reversals in our politics is that conservatives want to recognize the value of having bureaucrats running much of government because they would slow things down. it's not in the nature of a bureaucrat to speed change along, but quite the opposite, to involve it alln red tape. that's why when you go back and look at herbert hoover, you see his defense.

i'm will tom place >> tell steve shen that very if they -- if he calls off sick we know where he was >>> fox 5 wisdom martin live in southwest >> reporter: michael vick walked into covenant baptist church to the sound of cheers. when he delivered his antidogfighting message, he got a standing ovation. he was joined on stage by the president of the humane society and the church pastor. he told his story about his rise to fame and how dogfighting took away everything and he ended up in prison. he said even though he grew up in the dogfighting culture, knew the difference between right and wrong. never thought he would get wrong. he told the people in the crowd if you are involved, you will get caught and end up in jail. he said it's cruel. now his message is to deliver this across the country and the world, especially to young people to learn from his mistakes >> i used poor judgment. have people around me who didn't have my best interest at heart. would fly home every week to go home and fight dogs. for what reason? i don't know to this day. something to pointless. i should have been spending my time studyin

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martin, second walk. i think i just saw steve mcaddy walking toward the phone.   . >> roblike when he talks about low pitch counts, we saw that with cole hamels, what is he, 13, 14 an inning. that's fantastic. anything from 12 to 15 is excellent as far as per inning. >> bob: hamels through 8 innings tonight on -- last night on 109 pitches.   . >> rob: to think our guys t 20, 25 pitches per inning, you've got to be out there after 25. you have got to pin mice those pitch counts in certain situations, just pitch to the contact and get ground ball double plays like right here.   . >> bob: beltran's running g has been slowed this year. he has only played in 70 games, 11 steals. >> rob: that will work. >> bob: that will play in center field for willie harris. >> rob: we got a hot rot out there.   . >> bob: francoeur is next. there is a rumor the nationals have their bullpen busy here. jason bergmann and, somewhere back there, ron villone. >> rob: we sent a carrier pigeon to try t

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martin didn't ask the follow up question. do aides speak to you on a daily basis? steve: it would be nice to speak to the boss. gretchen: busy with health care. brian: democrats and republicans want to be able to question general mcchrystal. he has not been made available. why not? steve: ultimately what he said about the situation in afghanistan, mcchrystal said things are probably a little worse than he thought before he got there he also explained why, outside his headquarters in afghanistan, they, for a very long time, every time a service member killed in afghanistan, they brought the flags to half-staff. that is no longer the case. here is the general explaining why. >> we have gotten to the point where the flags were at half mast all the time. i believe that a force that is fighting a war can't spend all its time looking back at what the costs have been. they have got to look ahead and have their confidence. i thought it was important that the flags be up where they belong. brian: doesn't like the lounge in the quad area,. steve: the garden. brian: where you can sit and relax. when you are in the field

martin reporting there. members of the house have spent the month of august discussing the issue. the bill is expected to be on the house floor sometime this fall. steveslip, the white house says the president is considering a speech to spell out more details of his goals for overhauling health care and he may not wait for senate negotiators for their talks. they were given for a deadline of september 15th to draft a bill. his approval rating has dropped to 53%. ste point in his presidency thus far, according to a cnn opinion research poll. >>> another big story this morning, students rattled at georgetown university and it's not just because classes start today. >> looks like the georgetown cuddler may have struck again. >>> and for anyone traveling this weekend, metro is affecting closures that will affect riders, especially those heading to the airport. >>> and texting while driving just one danger on the road. what teens need to kp forebe t what your kids need to know and some safety tips coming up. it's 8:11.  ♪ the art of getting dty. the art of getting clean. new powerfully formulated wisk®... is better on tough mud stains

martin. it was really a family bank account. >> host: tom from michigan, you are on the air. >> caller: good morning, steve, you found your nichen life, you are excellent at what you do. hi, erin. good morning. there are a couple things, i wonder if they are loosely connected. that would be disappearance of national bank of of detroit conservative well-run bank taken over in the '90s after this, i believe, regarding this deregulation, taken over by this wildcatters kind of from columbus, ohio, which i really despise. >> host: who took them over, tom? >> caller: they were taken over by bank one. they failed because they were here to pedal credit cards. we have the collapse in '99 of long-term money management. they said the world economy would collapse and i sat there slack-jawed uncomprehending what they were talking about. we have the society generale in france stealing $7 billion and the ubs moving 50,000 clients offshore. is this all connected in some general way? could you comment in any way on that? >> guest: sure. i can't speak to bank one. i can say long-term capital management set a precedent in terms of bailouts with w

martin was struggling to get out of the fifth inning which he eventually did. another breaking ball. softer that time. >> rob: i told you what steveld me yesterday. he doesn't care what you throw. just throw it with everything you have. put everything you have behind it. put everything you have into it. if you're going to throw a curve ball, throw your best curve ball. if you're going to throw a curve ball for an out pitch, throw it down and in the dirt. he'll block it. that's his job. three pitch 86, 77 and 80. clippard responsible for nick johnson at third base. >> rob: you saw what cliff did tonight. he -- clippard did. he made adjustments after getting beat up the other night. started soft and then went hard and went hard up in the zone. as a pitcher, if you're going to get a guy to offer at those, that's in your favor most of the time. he'll pop it up and miss it. >> bob: target away on 1-2. the lefty catcher baker next. each team, of course warnings full complement of bench players. with villone, we might see somebody like helpless helms into this game -- wes helms into this game. that's a pop-up on the infield. adam dunn ha