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story," did you know steve martin before that? did you know about steve martin? met him once. when he came to see a premiere of a movie i was in in london, we had mutual friends. he said, i've got a movie and i'd like you to play a part. he was true to his word, so i met him. cast me, and we've been trends for 30 years. >> jimmy: you stayed in touch throughout your lives? >> yeah, we -- we had a fax correspondence in the olden days when faxes used to, you know. [ laughter ] it was a magical thing for me. where i grew up you got a telegram. that's how old i am. >> jimmy: you're not -- you're not that old, by the way, to be getting telegrams. >> i'm 62, baby. swaziland only got tv in 1980 so that gives you some idea. >> jimmy: wow. >> there was no tv when i was growing up. so -- >> jimmy: hold on, i almost passed out. [ laughter ] now i'm back. >> you'd have had no career there. >> jimmy: career? i wouldn't be alive. >> no, you wouldn't. we started faxing each other, then moved on to e-mail. >> jimmy: wow. >> collected a bible thick of e-mails and females and facti

martin short and steve martin, and they are amazing.ayer, jeff babko, who couldn't make it. and i substituted for him for three shows. they are so funny, and i tell you -- i hope i have time for this story. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> we're playing at a place, the foxwoods casino. it's in a place called mashantucket. so, they had to learn it, so steve martin would say, "great to be here in mashantucket." you know? they had to say it. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> anyway then marty goes into a thing about his old times in "godspell," and how he was almost in "hair." and how they had a nude scene in "hair" just before the first break. everybody would be nude. and as he's talking, he's taking off his clothes. and he's got underneath a a uni-tard, flesh colored. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> looks like he's nude. but with his private parts sort of just sketched on. like a cartoon. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> so, steve goes crazy. "look what you're doing. you're embarrassing me. and this is a classy show, in front of paul

steve martin was watching and told us... felt the shortened version of the quotation distorted its meaning also pointed to its use on thursday morning's today programme. and the initial headline on the news website, "special place in hell for brexiteers," later deleted. and on the bbc politics twitter feed. stephen kingsnorth felt compelled to contact the bbc for the first time ever and recorded this video for us about how mr tusk‘s words were reported. he spoke of those who had promoted brexit without a sketch of a plan to carry it out safely. "safely", he was talking of those who had promoted brexit, not as you variously reported or implied either all brexit supporters or brexit voters. he was musing on a question, "i have been wondering," whereas it was repeatedly reported without reference to that pondering. both flowing subtext on the screen and reporting oversimplified the comment. it was very difficult to understand because it was so misleading. making things simple can be at the cost of truth. i accept absolutely tha

steve martin was watching and told us... "this is not what he said.ot the same thing at all and highly inflammatory at this time." iain stewart agreed. " did bbc‘s manipulation of what he actually said gave a clear suggestion that tusk had used an aggressive tone, whereas what he actually said was a reflective comment on what he and i am sure many others of you as a sad situation. those who felt the shortened version of the quotation distorted its meaning also pointed to its use on thursday morning's today programme. and the initial headline on the news website, "special place in hell for brexiteers," later deleted. and on the bbc politics twitter feed. stephen kingsnorth felt compelled to contact the bbc for the first time ever and recorded this video for us about how mr tusk‘s words were reported. he spoke of those who had promoted brexit without a sketch of a plan to carry it out safely. the essential theme of his remark, which was rarely mentioned, "safely", he was talking of those who had promoted brexit, not as you variously reported or implied

steve martin was watching and told us... "this is not what he said.ry at this time." iain stewart agreed. " did bbc‘s manipulation of what he actually said gave a clear suggestion that tusk had used an aggressive tone, whereas what he actually said was a reflective comment on what he and i am sure many others of you as a sad situation. those who felt the shortened version of the quotation distorted its meaning also pointed to its use on thursday morning's today programme. and the initial headline on the news website, "special place in hell for brexiteers," later deleted. and on the bbc politics twitter feed. stephen kingsnorth felt compelled to contact the bbc for the first

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steve martin was watching and told us... "this is not what he said.nd i'm sure many others of you as a sad situation". those who felt the shortened version of the quotation distorted its meaning also pointed to its use on thursday morning's today programme. and the initial headline on the news website, "special place in hell for brexiteers," later deleted. and on the bbc politics twitter feed. stephen kingsnorth felt compelled to contact the bbc for the first time ever and recorded this video for us about how mr tusk‘s words were reported. he spoke of those who had promoted brexit without a sketch of a plan to carry it out safely. the essential theme of his remark, which was rarely mentioned, "safely", he was talking of those who had promoted brexit, not as you variously reported or implied either all brexit supporters or brexit voters. he was musing on a question, "i have been wondering," whereas it was repeatedly reported without reference to that pondering. both flowing subtext on the screen and reporting oversimplified the comment. it was very dif

. >> why favorite was steve martin. alix: he was good, too. david: three terrific stories. china's ban on australian coal, for is there one? -- or is there one? this is bloomberg. ♪ david: this will surprise you. i am watching australian coal exports to china. this broke yesterday and morphed over time. the story initially was the port in china, it is near northeast china, had shut down imports of coal from australia. that was the report yesterday. than the chinese said that is not right. it is a little unclear what is going on. alix: you can see the port there. in australia, there are a couple of ports. there are two in the northeast, and one in the south. is this a ban or cap? and is it environmental or a ban, which is personal? david: there are a lot of questions whether that is right or not. the australian dollar reacted dramatically. it has come back up some. the australian dollar really sold off in response to this report, which now seems to be modified. alix: there is an interesting analysis done that said you are looking at the cut of exports to china could be only

supporting liberal arts education in the deep south from 1910 throughout his steve: so would part of his legacy be dr. martin luther king and dr. ralph abernathy and others? prof. ellis: i would think all of these hpcs, it's about black leaders, right? one of the things that i often tell individuals, that his largest legacy, you can go back to early readings and writes of dubois, he wrote an article of building black durham, and he, in that article, he states that, in without north carolina, a institution, durham would be a slum-filled migrant community, but because of this institution that was created here in durham, north carolina, you have a prominent black middle and black professional class, a class of individuals who go on to become teachers, doctors, lawyers, and black professionals. ironically, when shepard is out in 1947, he's out campaigning for funds to create a medical school because he didn't believe that there was enough representation of african-americans in the state of north carolina, medical doctors, and so he believed that his institution would transform black life in america. steve: how i

susan lee, jack houg, scott martin and steve forbes. >> it is time to ensure that healthcare is a righteed to every person in our country. it is time for medicare for all. [cheers] david: so that's how they were rolling it out toda

susan lee, jack houg, scott martin and steve forbes. >> it is time to ensure that healthcare is a right and not a privilege, guaranteed to every person in our country. it is time for medicare for all. [cheers] david: so that's how they were rolling it out today. folks, the bill covers everyone, not just the elderly or disabled, with no co-pays, premiums, or deductibles. you go to the doctor of your choice and it covers everything including vision, dental, and mental health. that's even more than canada's socialist system covers. they also say they will have the power to negotiate lower drug prices, but again, no price tag, no explanation attached. what do you make of this? >> well, you wonder what they are smoking. first, drugs are about 11% of overall healthcare costs. on such thing it's medicare for all, they are using a name that people like to cover socialized medicine. under socialized medicine the way they control costs since everything is free is by rationing. so you don't get those operations when you need it. you don't get the treatments when you need it. in england, in britain

david: joining me on the panel to weigh in on this and more, carol roth, jack howe, scott martin and steve ford. howard schultz says this green new deal is impractical. he actually says it's immoral. what do you think? >> i think he's on to something. i think that's why i'm glad he's in the race. i don't agree with him on most positions, but i think his influence is going to be calling out the democrats on their fantasy land proposals. for example, getting across the atlantic ocean without airplanes. you can have a bridge across the atlantic ocean. you going to have a tunnel? how about tectonic shifts and little things like that? they are against cows. flatulence doesn't come from cows, it comes from these people. enough already. >> instead of a green new deal, i like a new green deal. something with smaller government, less spending, getting the government out of the free market so we can all keep more green in our pocket. i think that that is what is moral, basically what is being proposed here is a complete pipe dream. it reminds me of a kid who is running for class president says you k

steve: joining us to explain martin county sheriff in kentucky, sheriff john kirk.iscal courts left us in some pretty serious debt. they had committed to giving me $75,000 in january and the current fiscal quarter was able to give me nothing. therefore i had to start out the new year with no money. we're just now starting to see enough of the fees collected to where we can, possibly make our payroll. brian: where did the money to? >> you know, i don't know. poor mismanagement. i know that our tax base has been down because of the coseverance money and those sort of things over the years. for instance, from last year to this year our tax collections are down a little over $343,000. same time period. steve: terrible. ainsley: sheriff, what are the folks that live in your area saying? if they call 911 no one is going to come? >> well you know, we're still trying to go, but i'm on transport, only one working today. i'm only one working on day shift. i moved my only deputy, that i have two paid deputies. one of them is in the academy. i therefore i get nothing out of him

martin badge number 420 is retiring and given his final 10/7. it is my honor corporal roy march continue to 10/7 to the greatest man i know. steve the morning retiring police corporal gets his signs off. >> dad trying to fight back tears. police corporal roy martin shocked when his son, you see him on the right, answers his final radio call. brian: martin is retiring after 31 years on the force. i love this new trend. we have seen a couple of these now. steve: thanks to social media the first one went viral and now everybody is doing it is right behind it. ainsley: his son is so proud of his dad and dad is so proud of his son who is following in his footsteps. steve: absolutely. is he in law enforcement and that really has to do with our next talking point. we have heard over the last couple of months there have been a number of democrats who would like to eliminate ice because they say it serves no legitimate purpose. well, as we look at what ice has been trying to do in sanctuary cities like the one we are living in right here, there is a story about a guy who had been on the law enforcement radar for a while. he was a member

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martin luther king jr. and fox news contributor dr. alveda king joins us now. good morning to you. thanks for joining us. >> good morning, steveuld he resign? >> when the story initially broke, i said well, wow, 35 years ago we need to forgive him. however, forgiveness is one thing. but how do we move forward is another thing. and rather than to ask the governor to resign, i would ask him to rescind all of the legislation that he has approved that supports the crime against humanity which is abortion. i would say stay there, reverse all those actions, stop agreeing to kill little human beings in the womb. you are a pediatrician. you know those are human beings right there in the womb. so i believe he could do a really good deed if he is very serious, especially about that apology. 35 years ago. top working with planned parenthood who margaret sanger really did leak to the ku klux klan, she did. stop doing ku klux klanish things and reverse and rescind all of those ugly laws that he is still supporting today. how is he going to lead the people of his state when he is killing the human beings in the womb in his state and he is a

steve: last night was not very political. however, if you were watching the opening act, which was gigantic. a huge set. about 100 people running all over the stage. there was a guy. ainsley: rick j martin singer. >> sitting right there on a bench or just a chair a guy holding the newspaper that says build bridges, not walls. speaking of build the wall, joy villa, remember, she is the one who had the make america great dress previously. last night she wore the build the wall dress. ainsley: she made her annual statement there on the red carpet. that's what the back looked like. build the wall. if you look closely on the shoulder pads on top of her shoulders she had barbed wire. build the wall dress with her maga make america great again purse. it's not about race. it's about protecting people. women are being sexually assaulted. thousands of children are being exploited. 70% of heroin is brought in through mexico. that's why she wants the wall. >> she was not the only one with a maga message. had you singer ricki rebel wore a keep america great again jacket as you can see right there. he has been an active supporter of president trump. although he has faced considerable backlash accordi

he said, forthe from steve martin. i said i'm not a comedian.ve watched since i was eight years old. i was mainly excited because my father was an accountant at price waterhouse, soi an accountant at price waterhouse, so i kept thinking my dad would turn up so i kept thinking my dad would turn up with the briefcase one night. for me, it is always great, and it is a night for celebration, i don't think it isa night for celebration, i don't think it is a night for nit—picking, i know how hard it is to pull that thing off, have a great night and celebrate the great movies of the year. yes, and for the nostalgia crowd, there will be the likes of nile rogers and chic, who had their first nomination ever in best international group, while pink will be getting an outstanding contribution to music award in recognition of her huge impact on the music industry over the last two decades. thank you very much. vishala sri—pathma is here. in a moment, she will be telling us what's hot and what's not in the business news. first, a look at the headlines on afte