of one, two, now >> steve - >> martin. >> yeah. assword [ laughter ] >> electric -- >> are you allowed to do gestures [ laughter ] >> steve: sure, why not. why not. >> because it's clearly a lawn mower. [ buzzer ] >> steve: no jimmy, go. you got it >> jimmy: roomba >> vacuum. >> jimmy: whoa [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> steve: oh, my goodness. margaret, wow. >> this is a man who has never vacuumed in his life you don't go like that with a vacuum [ laughter ] that's a lawn mower. >> jimmy: that's a two-handed vacuum, yeah >> that was a disaster, steve. you're an idiot. >> the password is blueberry >> i love that word. >> partner [ laughter ] >> steve: margaret, you're up. >> jimmy: margaret goes first. >> oh. >> ooh um - uh, blueberry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a lot of options there. >> blueberry [ talking over each other >> jimmy: blueberry -- muffin >> yes [ ding ] ♪ [ cheers and applause >> oh. oh, my god >> i'm sorry >> jimmy: not only did we say blueberry muffin, but then also, i did this, and you grabbed me like that [ laug

he says, lenny, meet steve martin. steve martin? oh my god!swer the phone, take the call. i said, lenny, it's bill. what's up? i need you to do me a favor. could you speak to the team? i said, yeah, sure, whatever you want, i'm busy right now. he said, i don't think you understand, now. now? i'm at fenway park in the owner easily booth with steve martin fawning over me. [ laughter ] and you want me to go speak to the team? he says, well, you know. you never let me down before. i go, how did you know where i was? he says, i know everything. i said, where do i got to go? he says, there's a car waiting behind home plate. how did you know i'd say yes? you never let me down. i get in the car, my wife takes the truck home. i drive down to the stadium. on nfl games, they usually are home with the families. not this week. spygate. sequestered with the team. i go in, i see the assistant videoing, i said, give me that. bill says, come on. we go into a team meeting. in a room. they look the doors. i go, oh my god, i'm in a team meeting! he starts screami

multiple emmy and tony award winner and one-third of an unlikely mÉnage-a-trois, that includes steve martinin the building." new episodes come out tuesdays on hulu. please welcome martin short. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how are you? >> hello, james. >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> hello, you dashing one. look at you. >> jimmy: i'm doing well. >> i'm so excited to be here tonight. >> jimmy: i'm excited to have you here. [ cheers and applause ] >> you know, and on the carriage ride over tonight, because i like to pamper myself, i was thinking about the fact that of all the anti-vaxers i know, you're my favorite. >> jimmy: thank you. >> this show keeps getting better and better, and i wish i had time to watch it. [ laughter ] but you know, my problem -- here's my problem with your show. >> jimmy: what is your problem? >> it's on at the same time as fallon and colbert. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] is it? >> no, listen, no one pretends to care about people more than you. [ laughter ] you know what you are like? you're like a tesla. >> jimmy: in what way? >> sleek, sophisticated, and mostly on a

i once was with tom cruise, and i had to lift him up. >> jimmy: you and steve are -- steve martin. >>>> jimmy: i would imagine. >> what he did last week was so sweet. he came over, and he brought his banjo, and they immediately pretended to fall asleep. it was so lovely. >> jimmy: you and steve, when you guys are on tour, and i assume you still enjoy it and love it. >> we love it. jeff is always there with us. let me ask you something, when jeff plays with us, do you still pay him? >> jimmy: no, we don't. >> that's kind of weird. >> jimmy: we get a guy name fred who comes in. >> we love doing the show. >> jimmy: the show is fantastic. i've seen it and i can't wait to see the new iteration. >> we're doing more, because america spoke, but we didn't listen. >> jimmy: do you ever -- because i know you make fun of steve and steve makes fun of you. i think you make fun of steve more than steve makes fun of you. >> it's easier. >> jimmy: do you ever worry about going too far? >> no. we -- i don't, because i don't know that -- we've never gone too far. we're asked that a lot and we don't. lis

have you ever seen the steve martin all of me, with lily tomlin, two people in the same body? this film, woody harrelson is cletus, who is a prisoner, who — due to some complex plot shenanigans — will also end up hosting his very own a symbiote. here is a clip. 0k. anything you want to unburden yourself with before... ..this happens? yes. and i have wishes i to bestow upon you. i want to wish you this heartbreak. venom: uh-oh, too late. i wish for you to see| out your days alone, as you always have been. watch it, pal! where are you going with this? you are a cancer to everyone who ever loved you, eddie. i deceived your trusting fiance, - no wonder daddy could never look at you again after you killed his wife, your mother, _ just by being born! 0k. so, you see what i mean about it's like all of me, there are two people inside the same body, in fact, there will end up being four people inside two different bodies. so, the first venom, i thought it was a bit of a slog. never really worked for me. this is much more fun. the script is by kelly marcel, and the story is by her and t

>> steve martin. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is right, steve martin!. >> dicky: salma and kumail are each going home with a bunch of bananas and a panini maker! >> oh, thank you so much. >> jimmy: congratulations, kumail. thank you, yehya. that was "name that famous celebrity." what are you doing? >> take picture together. >> jimmy: all right. we'll be right back with kumail and salma. when you're driving a lincoln, stress seems to evaporate into thin air. which leaves us to wonder, where does it go? does it get tangled up in knots? or fall victim to gravity? or maybe it winds up somewhere over the bermuda triangle. perhaps you'll come up with your own theory of where the stress goes. behind the wheel of a lincoln is a mighty fine place to start. get ready - our most popular battery is even more powerful. the stronger, lasts-longer energizer max. [knocking on door] ♪ ♪ so many bottles of champagne ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm in a room with the famous faces ♪ “ready and action!” ♪ oh, i feel like scorsese ♪ ♪ ♪ yeah, this sure is like a movie ♪ ♪ (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

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and you got anniston and reese witherspoon. >> that's special. >> so joyful and i love steve martin allmagic that few people on the screen have. he lights it up. again, steve martin. selena gomez, who would have thought to cast selena gomez, it's wonderful. top to bottom. you know, mika, she's pretty tough. ted lasso, she's doing this routine a lot, hoping i would not see. a lot of tears shed throughout the entire season of ted lasso. we don't want to giveaway too much. there is a moment though in that season where ted lasso, jason sadukis is reading a letter and he's going from anger to being sad and compassion and understanding. it was all in his face and you just sit there and go, this guy. what a great actor that guy has revealed himself to be over the past couple of years. we are into morning show. the first inning, they may give up two or three runs. >> you are going, what am i watching? what's with all theover reacting. all the over reacting. i have gone around and played the role of executive. hey, you are going to go to school today. i know you are tired but you are loving it.

was steve martin, which was just unbelievable. ( applause ) i'll tell you some-- i'm going to tell you >> no, i'm telling you. >> stephen: dry, but he works blue. >> stephen: really? does he? >> it's like, mike, honest to god, stop. because your side is hurting. oh, man. and, by the way, damn good dancer. ( laughter ). >> stephen: yes. >> yes. >> stephen: also-- >> yeah. >> stephen: cool to kind of be with. he's a great hang. >> total hang. him-- as a matter of fact-- by the way, not a bad rapper. ( laughter ) >> stephen: yeah, really, mike e. he has bars. >> yeah. not like tucker carlson or anything like that. ( laughter ) and these guys-- you know how guys follow the dead, the dead-heads. these guys love wu tan clan. >> stephen: wow, i did not see that coming. >> i was over there one night, and the guys were hanging out, rudy. and they were having fun. what's odd is mike doesn't drink which makes it more unsettling that he acts like this. he was, like, twerking. >> stephen: "baby got back. i know that about mike pence. >> he has a huge tattoo. it's uncomfortable, says, "come and get

. >> jimmy: i would lip sync like steve martin or richard pryor, and just do all that in my bedroom withjimmy: that's wild. >> but there you go. see, again, and look at you, where you ended up and look where - >> jimmy: look at you. look at us come on. yeah [ cheers and applause >> yeah. this is all early years. you know, by the way, i was a bike messenger when you say you auditioned for a bike - did i ever tell you that >> jimmy: you were a bike messenger? >> i was a bike messenger for a day in new york city [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it counts. >> i worked at this -- i worked at an advertising agency after school my mom actually worked there so i would, to make extra money, i would do the odd jobs i was a receptionist, or i'd work in the broadcasting department and then one day their bike messenger was not -- just didn't show up and they were like, "can you ride a bike? and i was like, "yeah, i can ride a bike. >> jimmy: it's a gig >> now, mind you, this is central park i can ride a bike i mean - >> jimmy: on the street. >> -- with soft areas to land. but i just boldly said, yes. and they

learned from the brandon lee tragedy because no one should die while shooting a movie. >> steve wolf, areva martin, sorry we're out of time and appreciate you and your expertise. thank you so much for being here with us. >> thank you. >>> to this. house speaker nancy pelosi is hopeful there will be a vote next week on infrastructure after president biden revealed new details about the long going negotiation about democrats in last night's cnn town hall. >>> plus pfizer, modern or johnson & johnson, you could take your pick. the cdc signs off on all three vo vaccine boosters toer all eligible adults. little fleet. big relief. try it. feel it. feel that fleet feeling. - [announcer] welcome to intelligent indoor grilling with the ninja foodi smart xl grill. just pick your protein, select your doneness, and let the grill monitor your food. it also turns into an air fryer. bring outdoor grilling flavors indoors with the grill that grills for you. sharing smiles together is a gift. at aspen dental, it's easy to gift yourself the smile you deserve. new patients, get started with a comprehensive exam and

have you ever seen the steve martin all of me, with lily tomlin, two people in the same body?lot shenanigans — will also end up hosting his very own a symbiote. here is a clip. 0k. anything you want to unburden yourself with before... ..this happens? yes. and i have wishes i to bestow upon you. i want to wish you this heartbreak. venom: uh-oh, too late. i wish for you to see| out your days alone, as you always have been. watch it, pal! where are you going with this? you are a cancer to everyone who ever loved you, eddie. i deceived your trusting fiance, - no wonder daddy could never look at you again after you killed his wife, your mother, _ just by being born! 0k. so, you see what i mean about it's like all of me, there are two people inside the same body, in fact, there will end up being four people inside two different bodies. so, the first venom, i thought it was a bit of a slog. never really worked for me. this is much more fun. the script is by kelly marcel, and the story's by her and tom hardy. and it's directed by andy serkis. now, if you are going to make a film which

steve bannon. also less than an hour from now, president biden, vice president harris will be marking the 10th anniversary of the dedication of the martin luther king junior memorial in our nation's capitol. when it starts, we'll take you there. that's not all we're following this hour. there's a crisis in our classrooms. we simply do not have enough teachers in this country. i'll talk to two folks on the front lines of this issue about why, and how to fix it. also ahead, backlash for netflix. employees staging a mass walkout over the streaming giant's handling of a dave chappelle standup featuring comments about the trans community. we start with a full house vote expected this afternoon on whether to refer former trump adviser steve bannon to the department of justice for criminal charges of contempt of congress. it's happening because bannon refuses to cooperate with the select committee investigating the january 6th insurrection. lee ann caldwell is following this for us. the january 6th committee members, they're framing this vote as a test for the state of the gop, the committee's only republicans, liz cheney, adam kinzinger, they

will: so, steve, ainsley, and lawrence, it's all very coordinated and produced but not all aspects. we were on the field last night. orbit is the mascot. control everything he does. martineall weekend. orbit was up in the camera trying to yank that yankees hat off of his head last nights. ainsley: i would say normally very brave if someone did that in new york they might be worried. down in texas people so nice they probably gave them a pass. will: commenting. steve: what was the highlight of the actual game. will: highlight of the actual game bottom of the second where the astros had had about four or five grownders. none of them very hard balls. the braves made a couple defensivers put them ahead 5-1 end of the second the rest was history for the astros last night. those bats will come alive this will be a series. lawrence: looks like anybody's series right now. will: yeah. i'm telling you i think the astro bats have a lot to say. i still predict the astros in six. lawrence: there you go. there is will cain's prediction. ainsley: i want to see the food tour coming up. lawrence: watch game three tomorrow at 8:00 p.m. eastern time on fox. we will be checking in with will