and steve says "you can do in the four days." it was a reality distortion field. woz says no, i can't. and he said "he distorted reality, i did the impossible." >> rose: is that where he added listen, if i can save a life could you make it... >> so when they're doing the macintosh, soon after, same sort of thing he says to larry kenyon doing the bootup of the mac, shave ten seconds off. it's doing 80 seconds, it's taking too long. he said "look at this code, it's..." "you can do it." finally steve jobs said "if you could save a human life would you shave the ten seconds? " and kenyon says "i guess so." so jobs writes out "there will be a million macintoshs ten seconds every time it boots up within one year that would save 50 human livesment" or whatever the math does. larry kenyon says "i went back to my cubicle and shaved off 28 seconds. and your friend when cal weeks he told him you can make gorilla glass. corning glass. corning had never done the process before. >> rose: he didn't want aluminum he wanted something else. >> he wanted really good glass everyone in

. >>> this morning's commute will be okay unless it starts raining and as you heard steve say, it is going to rain later but you should plan for wet weather and driving today. this is highway four westbound, as you head to the willow pass grade from the bay point area to concord. on the way to oakland, it should be a nice drive all the way up there, this morning's commute is also looking good, in contra coster county heading out to the mcarthur maze. 4:30 let's go back to the desk. >>> we are following breaking news from japan, we received word that a strong earthquake has shaken the northern part of the country. at this point no tsunami has been issued and we will continue to update you as soon as we are able to but again an earthquake. >>> san francisco police are investigating a stabbing outside the city's newest occupied camp. tara moriarty is in the city where this latest stabbing happened just hours ago. >> well this is the second stabbing to happen at an occupied camp to happen have the the 25 hour timeframe. >> reporter: you can see they are behind me at the federal reserve b

>> steve: say what and oh snap. howdown. >> whoa. >> jimmy: aziz and ana. >> what do we do? >> jimmy: you both get up. you're both giving the same clue and it's whoever guests it first wins the whole game. >> whoa, whoa. [ applause ] >> jimmy: magic time, let's do this. >> so what happens? [ yelling ] >> okay. ready? okay, wait. >> jimmy: ready? >> start the clock. >> jimmy: start the clock. go. >> jimmy: one word, tv. ♪ [ applause ] that was pretty good right there. oh, my gosh. junior and the human beat box! junior and the human beat box! ana gasteyer, aziz ansari. wolfgang puck joins us next. we'll see you after the break, you guys. oh my gosh. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ man ] gillette wanted to see how far one proglide cartridge could go. so they sent me around the world to find out. one world. 5 weeks. the only thing that didn't change was my razor. [ male announcer ] up to 5 weeks of comfortable shaves with one proglide cartridge. great things start with gillette. like our cajun inspired bourbon street chicken

>> steve: are you ready? >> jimmy: can't sayay any of those words. are you ready? >> okay. the make-believe. >> the police. no. >> the people. >> they make it up. they -- >> the pretenders. >> yes. [ ding ] things in the sand. >> police. [ ding ] >> okay. when doves cry. >> oh, i'm so young. um. >> oh. [ laughter ] >> prince. [ ding ] >> thank you. oh, i don't know this guy. it's the kind of a dog -- michael vick's dog. >> a pit bull! >> yeah. [ ding ] it's what you put on the street. it's -- >> pavement. [ ding ] >> yes. [ ding ] they're like fairies. >> fish. oh, fish. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: they're like fairies. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: michael vick dog. >> steve: yeah. >> you know, the michael vick dog. >> steve: fantastic. >> i don't know what songs they sing. >> steve: wow. five points. that's very good. fantastic. jimmy. >> jimmy: all right. >> steve: why don't you pick one. >> jimmy: all right. here we go. i'm going to do -- as seen on tv. >> steve: as seen on tv. these are fam

steve says the messages are built into the game's storyline. >> there's the narrative where you're talking with your friends and you're making decisions that affect the rest of the game. >> for example, in this scene, hanna comes to cheer from the sidelines, but the team's arrogant captain sends her away. the ball's now in the player's court. they have to decide if they're going to stand up for hanna. >> after playing this game, they can talk with their friends and say, "hey, did you see what happened in the game? what do you think about that?" and it makes them start thinking, and then hopefully through thinking, it can change how they behave towards girls or women. >> in researching the game, student creators traveled to saint lucia and as far away as south africa. they studied local attitudes and even things like the architecture. the goal was to make "breakaway's" design and storyline as believable as possible. >> we've had a lot of young people involved in the project just by giving us feedback while we were working on it. >> the game has 14 episodes. as the team gets closer to the ch

last observation which gets back to what steve was saying, it's essential and the administration has done a lot of this, has done it in a lot of different leaves and there have been sustained conversations especially with the whole range of our friends about the one thing you can see is that in the region you see a sense of citizenship emerging. and you're going to have to find ways to respond to that. you have to create a sense of inclusion. you have to create a sense that people have the means to participate in somehow shaping their own future and destiny. it's an easy thing to say, a hard thing to do precisely because you get back to what king abdullah said to president bush. many of them will say we understand. i'm not going to identify the individuals who say this now because they are in power, many of them will say they understand. but they don't quite know, even when we make suggestions, we suggest ways we and others can be helpful, they don't quite know how to take the steps that will be responsive without unleashing a set of forces that they fear will undo them. and there ar

steve: really? >> jimmy: i don't know. did he say that? >> steve: i guess.pparently he said that. >> jimmy: this is interesting, you guys, a recent survey -- >> steve: it's for living. it's "the flintstones." >> jimmy: this is interesting, a recent survey revealed that one in three people wear out-of-date glasses. well, that can't be right. let me look at that. [ laughter ] one in three. one in three people, out-of-date glasses. [ laughter ] these are pretty convenient. >> steve: yeah, very convenient. look at that. is that a monocle in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is pretty weird. a company in connecticut is now selling a mitt romney action figure. yeah, it'll actually bend to whatever position you want, just like the real mitt romney. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] isn't that amazing? and finally, an amusement park in england says that its test dummies lost their legs during trial runs of the new roller coaster. [ laughter ] yeah, there's a sign that says you must be this tall to ride the roller coaste

korean targets are potentially dangerous and the americans want to go rob it's all right thank you steve saying professor of contemporary chinese studies at the university of nottingham. ok as the two day nuclear summer progresses stay with r.t. for all the developments and saw. it's. true its intentions are. really clear to the for. the two thousand nuclear security. archie. the u.n. arab league envoy on syria says it's up to the people to decide if president assad should step down kofi annan is trying to promote a cease fire and political dialogue to end the year long crisis there is latest comments came amid widespread calls from the u.s. and its allies for regime change in syria let's now get the latest from artie's peter all over peter so kofi annan spoke just as he left moscow after talks with russia's leaders what exactly did he say. well literally just as he's about to leave moscow he was pounced on in the departure lounge of the airport now he had a brief statement to give thanking president medvedev and for me it's the love of all for the productive meetings that they held here in mos

this one's from @brianmcdkc. >> steve: wait. >> jimmy: he says -- dk c. >> steve: oh, okay.something else. >> jimmy: you're dyslexic, right? >> steve: yeah, i heard it wrong. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he says, "he used to let curse words slip when playing with action figures, then he'd cry and tell my parents on himself." [ laughter ] "i made g.i. joe call he-man an a-hole. i didn't mean it." and i don't know why i sound like bill clinton. [ laughter ] i'm a bill clinton impersonator as a kid. this one is from @jentopthat. she says, "when she's drunk, she claims i stole all of her childhood toys." but then her sister, @threethou, tweeted back, "that's because you did, jerk." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she was probably drunk. >> steve: "how do you do?" >> jimmy: "how do you do?" that's the last one here. it's from @saralynne87. she says, "sister told dad, 'your boobs are bigger than mommy's,' then turned to mom and said, 'don't worry, mom, yours are longer." [ laughter ] >> steve: whoa! >> jimmy: there you have it. those are tonight's "late night hashtags." t

steve lamont says, "i disclosed this information to date on the first day of this investigation." >>> a mother pleaded not to child cruelty charges. she's accused of leaving her twins and lone in her suv while she went shopping. she was arrested after a witness heard the babies crying and called 911. a hearing has been scheduled for may 2. >>> a court battle is being allowed to go ahead against the dodgers. the victim's family says the dodgers failed to provide adequate security. >>> a man has been awarded a $22 million verdict in a lawsuit against the palo alto medical foundation. the plaintiff went to see about an unusual nerve in her brain. >>> hewlett-packard is come behinding -- is combining their computer and printer divisions. >>> prosecutors in brazil today filed criminal charges against chevron over an oil leak. the leak happened last year near a test well. chevron has denied any wrong doing. >>> it's as long as the empire state building is tall, and today, the ms c fab -- msc fabiola entered the san francisco bay. >> reporter: we were in the bay to meet the largest ship ever

you heard steve say he's got to hear the voice of god to back romney. plus, the news that is shaking up the world of sports and got a lot of football fans pretty upset today. >> it truly has been an honor to play in indianapolis. i do love it here. >> well, just last summer, peyton manning said all he ever wanted was to end his career with a colts uniform on him, but that is not going to happen. the quarterback as you heard living the team after 14 years and wait until you hear what some fans are saying now about the colts. join our conversation on twitter. find my page, it is@tamron hall. open up. we have come for the foul, unholy beast. the one with the red markings. the miracle whip? stand aside that we may burn it. [ indistinct shouting ] have you ever tried it? it's actually quite sweet... and tangy. ♪ i like sweet things. [ man ] shut up, henry. ♪ with scottrader streaming quotes, any way you want. fully customize it for your trading process -- from thought to trade, on every screen. and all in real time. which makes it just like having your own t

but steve says this afternoon's commute should be much better than yesterday's commute. moving along and taking a look at interstate 880 north and southbound here. it's not stop and go. when you get to the bay bridge there is about a ten minute wait. >>> and earlier this morning tow trucks removed this van that stranded in a muddy ditch. the driver told us he lost control. tried to -- he overcorrected and went off the roadway. this was on northbound interstate 880. it happened just before 2:00. the roadway is clear now. 6:3 let's go to steve. >>> thank you. a very good morning. we have some rain moving through. it's more hit and miss than yesterday's system. it's move into the sierra, nevada. it's a very warm system. the snow level is very high. lake level 1-3 inches of wet snow is falling so far. plenty of activity streaming off the pacific. cloudy with rain here in the morning. clouds maybe a little bit of sun still shower activity holding on into noon. we should see a decrease in that rain later on. mostly cloudy conditions. some of that rein from napa county back int

if at this point that steve says there's more crime in west oakland had ever he says crime in east oaklandas gone up but he says they are taking steps to bring it back to health. >> there have been clusters of shootings both in east and west oakland. once we have identified reason for the cluster shootings will be able to address them with intelligence from each precinct. we have been able to gather intelligence and address them by the arrests, seizure and recovery. >> in the last several days crime has action been down compared to the first few months of the year. they are talking to the community about what their role in this can be going for. a full report coming up tonight at 8:00 p.m.. in east oakland, dan kerman, kron4 news. >>pam: ross mirkirimi reported for probation at the hall of justice today. mirkirimi also attended a mandatory orientation for a 52-week domestic violence intervention program. as mirkirimi has been suspended from his job as a shared by the mayor. he declined to speak with reporters. a suspected child molester has been arrested in santa cruz. he is accused of com

>> jimmy: so angry, that guy. >> steve: he's a very angry man. >> jimmy: this one's from @rachelsegel. she saysything from our friend's bedroom and set it up exactly the same on the front lawn." look at the picture. there you go. [ laughter ] >> steve: that's nice. >> jimmy: oh man. this next one is from a friend of our show, james vanderbeek -- played the game, the hashtag game. the beek. >> steve: the beek. >> jimmy: he says, "when my friends got sloppy drunk in college i'd ha them re-record their voice mail greeting and change their pin code." [ slurring ] this is dave. i'm not here. when it says "beep" start talking. [ laughter ] that was like bill cosby, almost. >> steve: it was. [ as cosby ] this is dave -- leave a message after the beep. >> steve: jell-o pudding. >> jimmy: this one's from @saintjocelyns. she says, "i taped metal to my sister's cereal bowl and then went under the table with a magnet and moved the bowl whenever she took a bite." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: it's a ghost. >> jimmy: this one's from @cwilcox09. he says, "i texted a random number, 'i just buried the bod

after i heard steve say the forecast, i was like, oh, yeah some of our cameras are fogged up. no problems getting onto the bridge. and the woman driver was taken to the hospital after crashing her car into a pole in the san pablo area. it happened after 1:30 this morning in the area of san pablo avenue and tara hills drive. the crash knocked out power to a few people in the area. it will take several more hours before all the wiring and cables will be put back up. at 5:09, let's go to steve. >>> a happy friday morning. a little band going by out toward redding and sacramento valley. so far no reports in the north bay. if you're getting rain, you can always e-mail me or tweet me. plenty of moisture here, but it's lifting northward because it's going to form a surface low. that will drive it down by saturday. overnight today, the farther south and east you go, it's going on the warm. clouds and sun everywhere else. peninsula south bay, east bay, by tonight. the system starts to march toward us. it starts to develop later than we originally thought. also, the wind will be crankin

and no one is saying that, rick. >>> and hold on steve. >> so typical of big government advocate. u point out serious flaws they say you are against the poor and you want to stomp on the military and things like that. and by the way, military raise their pay as they deserve. they deserve it more than the bloated burrcrat. >> we need to look at what newt gingrich did in the mid90 reform welfare. that's what they did. they got people receiving welfare in the work force. >> victoria. the economy was not as bad as if it was now. they managed to work together. bill clinton with the republicans in congress. why can't we do that again? >> yeah,y know. i wish we could do that again. of course i wish we could. incentives matter and the fod stamps are a negative incentive for families to not go out and provide. i am with rich. it is not the time to take on this particular program. listen to the dialogue out of the washington. >> we are in an election year. and you forget about these things happening and the clean up. >> nixon and chine a. only a liberal democrat is going to propose cutting f