steven colbert pretty psyched up about rush limbaugh's latest book aimed at the younger demographic. >> the conservative commentator announced he wrote "rush ra veer." it it tells his version of the thanksgiving story. >> it's a modern day middle teacher who dresses like paul reve revere, rides a horse and is not an ox sit cot ten hallucination. >>> what about the design? anything you can think about. >> right. >> six years ago and they said no. how many [ bleep ] have you

. >> and plus he's not laughing alt steven colbert. what colbert did on his show that got levy so fired up. ben bernanke is the most powerful man in the world, he runs the printing presses, he says, give me another trillion and it happens. that's power. you may hate it, you may love it, but you can't deny it. right now, ben has more clout than anyone. so, here is my take on impact. in a word, huge. again, i'm not for or against ben and printing, i'm not arguing a position. i am reporting the staggering impact that yesterday's announcement had on money all around the world. stock markets in india, indonesia, malaysia, thailand, japan, new zealand went straight up. germany's market hit a new high. i cannot count the trillions in gains, oil up, copper up, gold way up. bond prices zoomed bringing interest rates way down. all of this because ben bernanke told the world that for now, he would keep printing money at the rate of a trillion dollars a year. japan did something similar and brought a nice little pop, but nothing like good old ben.

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steven. and thanks for the help of the colbert superpac, and colbert says we can't talk about that. that would be coordinating. so at the president says but we can talk about your offer to donald trump. and colbert -- there's a picture of this in my book, never been published before -- of obama laughing so loud he is falling into colbert. and colbert is a little uncomfortable about this because -- they have middle school age children and they hear about all this. just then michelle obama bombs over and says, we watched that video over and over and over again. [laughter] >> and to me that kind of told me that they -- there were a lot of times when they wanted to react, they couldn't react,. without creating a dynamic that would harm them. but you can say that you should take the gloves off more often, especially right now. should be more confrontational, but there were a series of reasons why he didn't feel it was right for him to do that, and he is playing a longer game, and you can see that on a number of issues, and just to take one, for example, the gays in the military issue. so

steven colbert pretty psyched up about rush limbaugh's latest book aimed at the younger demographic.vative commentator announced he wrote "rush ra veer." it it tells his version of the thanksgiving story. >> it's a modern day middle teacher who dresses like paul reve revere, rides a horse and is not an ox sit cot ten hallucination. >>> what about the design? anything you can think about. >> right. >> six years ago and they said no. how many [ bleep ] have you seen? where's the culture at? >> yeah, so. >> where's culture? we the rock stars. and i'm the biggest of all of them. >> i didn't understand half of what he said, but it's still hysterical. a lot of kanye's tweets we can never say on air. jimmy kimmel is out of line to try and spoof in any way l first piece of honest media in years. sarah silverman is a thousand times funnier than you and the whole world knows it. a tweet asking if it isn't too much trouble would you mind using jimmy kimmel? >>> zach galifianakis sitting down with justin bieber. >> thank you. it's exciting to talk to you especially during your public meltdown. >

steven colbert is getting in on it also.tens paralyzed transit service in brooklyn. it was chaos. hundreds of people were stuck on the platform with nothing to instagram. . new york mayoral candidates immediately weighed in. a spoeksman for shockly still candidate for mayor anthony weiner told new york magazine if anthony is elected mayor he will not only stop trains for kitten, he will personally crawl over the third rail to do it. i for one believe anthony weiner would never harm a kitten. though he has a long record of choking the chicken. >> just does not get old. let's go from late nights to early morning. yesterday on "the today show" hoda revealed personal information while demonstrating the new samsung watch. >> i'm going to call this number. watch what i'm going to do. >> don't show your number. >> i won't. >> cassidy never forgave me. >> there's a number. >> is that my number? >> hoda! >> is my phone ringing? see, now it's happening. people are calling my number. it's happening. oh, my god. i have 20 voice mails. 2

>> steven colbert highlighted the most ridiculous tactic employed in opposition to obamacare. >> theer of the tea party movement, freedom works recently announced a burn your obama care card campaign. only one small problem with this burn your obama care card plan. there are no such things as obamacare card. the freedom works isn't letting a little thing like not existing get in its way. >> freedom works is going to design the obama care card ourselves. put that online. share it with people in the hopes that they will burn it, tear it up. mark on it. >> jonathan, a columnist for new york magazine and the author of the new peace the plot to kill obama care why it drives republicans to madness. and the vice provost for global initiatives and chair of medical ethics and health policy at the university of pennsylvania. also joining us. jonathan, when you see that guy, with the completely straight face saying we are going to create the obama care card as if this is a way, reminiscen't of burning of the draft card. madness -- with the word in your title, is obviously what applies here. >>

well, talk about no hard feelings, steven colbert is celebrating a big win.ning streak in that category by john stewart from the daily show. so like the true gentleman he is, he called his old friend to gloat. >> well, the only thing left to do right now is to give john a call and wish him a sincere bite me. okay. there we go. >> hello, steven. you guys are awesome. i just stopped by to congratulate you. >> john, why can't you just be upset, okay? it's really important to me that i have crushed you. >> i would, but i can't because i'm an executive producer on your show, so i won again, [ bleep ]. >> that's great. >> they deserve it clearly. >> thanks to our audio editing people. >> that was close. >> we know what he said. >> meantime, trending from the wall street journal this morning, the family that fights together stays together. this was an interesting article. it was about parents that bicker in front of the kids. some experts say in certain situations with certain limits it can help with a child's development so i guess that begs the question, did your