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late show with steven colbert is captioning sponsored by cbs >> trump proposed i.q.ts face-off with tillerson after secretary of state calls hem a moron. >> he's essentially challenging, you know, the secretary of state to a-- an intelligence duel. >> welcome to another edition of "thunderdome." >> we come here today to the i.q. thunderdome for the battle of the wits. tonight, the president of the united states, donald trump versus the secretary of state, rex tillerson the tenacious texan, versus its manhattan moron. two brains enter. one brain leaves. >> two brains enter! one brain leaves! two brains

. >>> late show with steven colbert followed by the late late show with james cordon. morning show is back tomorrow from 5:00 to 7:00. i'm ukee washington >> i'm jessica dean we're always on for you as captioning sponsored by cbs >> what sipt tremendous border regulation. i want the wall. and we're going to get other things. we want clean air, and we want clean water and other things. >> i-- i-- i don't know what that means! >> we won't use strong tactics, whether it's this or other things. >> what's he saying? >> we're going to win on infrastructure and lots of other things. >> what did you just say? >> lots of other things. >> what kind of things? >> jobs and... >> and what? >> lots of other things. >> lots of other things. lots of other things! and other things! and many, many-- >> how much? >> many, many other things. >> the apprentice and lots of other things. >> seriously. >> mexico and lots of other things. >> our president is a

. >>> i'm here with conan on late show >> the late show with steven colbert is all new and coming your way at 11:35 right after "eyewitness news" at 11:00. >>> day in and out we spend a lot of time with coworkers and talk not only about work but life. sometimes your word can come back to haunt you. >> when you work eight or more hours five days a week, some colleagues become friends or as ukee says family >> tell somebody to check in with you every day, to talk to if you have frustrations at work >> how much should you deas a rule. ? a recent article listed the ten things never to tell your coworkers from plans to trophy another department to job hunting and long-term career goals that take you away from current position >> you don't want to burn bridge >> the author discourages telling team mates about the calls your getting from recruiters >> can create jealous, tension >> gives you the appearance you've been considering something else >> not fan of your boss or job? don't announce it especially full of it's beneath you >> it's better to just not engage in any of that. >> taking a si

. >> the late show with steven colbert all new and coming your way tonight at 11:35 after "eyewitness news." what can you do with two bacon, egg anfor $5 from dunkin'? settle a debt. make a friend. save the day. or keep 'em both for this handsome devil. with two bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches for $5 the future is in your hands. america runs on dunkin'. . >>> a major city has and becomes the he was beginning tomorrow. nicole brewer joins us. >> let's just say, you may be me paradise but still subject to fines. >> long before smart phones, we learned to look both ways before crossing the street. >> i've seen people almost get hit by a bus because they didn't look up in time, they tend to keep going and not looking. sidewalks, curbs'. >> reporter: with so many people teching while walking. is it time to crack down on folks who forget to look up >> it would be great if they could. people should be more aware. maybe people should be hor aware. like we have bike lanes >> wednesday, honolulu police will fine pedestrians up to $99 for being preoccupied in crosswalks. >> things like that nee

. >> the late show with steven colbert all new and coming your way tonight at 11:35 after "eyewitnessews." . >>> a major city has and becomes the he was beginning tomorrow. nicole brewer joins us. >> let's just say, you may be me paradise but still subject to fines. >> long before smart phones, we learned to look both ways before crossing the street. >> i've seen people almost get hit by a bus because they didn't look up in time, they tend to keep going and not looking. sidewalks, curbs'. >> reporter: with so many people teching while walking. is it time to crack down on folks who forget to look up >> it would be great if they could. people should be more aware. maybe people should be hor aware. like we have bike lanes >> wednesday, honolulu police will fine pedestrians up to $99 for being preoccupied in crosswalks. >> things like that need to be in place in order for accidents not occur. >> reporter: how big is the problem? the highway safety association recorded an 11% increase after from the first six months of 2015 to the same period as 2016 and cited cell phones as one possible r

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steven colbert followed with the late late show with james cordon.ight family and sleep well. captioning sponsored by cbs >> this afternoon, a state department spokesperson said secretary tillerson did not use the word "moron" to describe the president. >> settle down. settle down. our official position is that secretary tillerson did not call president trump a moron. just to stay ahead of the curve here, i have a list of other things rex tillerson definitely did not say about the president. he did not call him a hefty sack of pudding that's gone bad. kim jong-un's portly twin. a petty narcissist with barn hay for hair. a jack wagon with saggy neck meat or a large scoop of orange sher bert covered with dog fur. and i can assure you he

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. >> late show with steven colbert >>> mass shooting in las vegas has many thinking about safety. as difficult as it is to protect yourself, there's basic guidelines about how to react. security expert david katz says in a case like the las vegas massacre the first step locate the direction of the shots. then the key is to get out of the shooter's view and that could mean running toward the gunfire. >> you don't run straightaway from the shooter because the shots will chase you try to avoid and try to get between something that will stop the bullet if it's coming in your direction, if the shooter is in this direction you run toward he can't shoot down so you're safer >> he said if you're indoors confronting the shooter should be a last resort. first try to escape or find a hiding place where you can blockade the door. be sure to stay with "eyewitness news" for continuing coverage of the mass shooting in las vegas, you can find updates on tv and also at cbsphilly.com. >>> yahoo said all 3 billion of its users were affected in 2013 making it by far the largest hack that history. it

. >> steven colbert having way too much fun. >>> the fbi is looking into a $300 million contract whitefish rico's power authority to rebuild the island's power grid after hurricane maria. concern was raised how it was awarded. turns out the company has ties to the trump administration. cnn's leyla santiago has more. >>reporter: the fbi now wants more answers on this. they have opened a preliminary inquiry to find out more about that $300 million deal between whitefish energy and puerto rico's power authority. now the governor is still standing by his decision to call for the termination of that contract. he says he has no evidence of any wrongdoing, but he says this is all become a distraction. a distraction, he say, because of controversy, many have questioned how a two--year-old company based out of montana with very few employees landed such a big deal with big responsibilities to restore the power grid. i got to tell you. we definitely sensed the tru frustration. we talked to subcontractors and they say they've frustrated because they believe are politics getting in the way. so many on

. >> steven colbert, a hockey team helping a 10-year-old boy live out his dream his dad swag. back after this. back after this. [vo] one moment can change a life. intelligent technology can help protect it. the 2018 audi q5 is here. . >>> a lot of questions about the athletic director at the university of maryland >> there were reports that he was out and then turns out he's not. he has not been fired. he may -- he's probably put put on administrative leave but he can come back. who knows? there are a lot of different rumors out there >> like a soap before a >> it is and no one knows for sure. but the school says he's in. with all the uncertainties surrounding the athletic department. one thing for certain, the football team will need a great second half if they want to make a second straight maryland halfway there but they have games against seventh ranked wisconsin, 17th michigan, 21 it's michigan state and number three, penn state still to come. another tough league test. terps goes dj, did you consistent, fitzgerald has a tough to squad of the third string quarterback max

. >>> as the president was pushing his tax plans, steven colbert noticed and unfortunate coincidence.ings it all the way down to 20% and cuts tax rates for small businesses to the lowest level in more than 80 years. >> yes, bottom line, he's taking our tax plan back more than 80 years to the 1930s. the era that will forever be known as the great happiness. >> all right. he's obviously talk about the great depression back then. we are apparently taking those tax cuts down to a point far in the past. that's tonight's last word. be sure to tune in tomorrow at 12:30 eastern for velshi and ruhle weekend edition, the 11th hour with brian williams is next. williams is next. >>> the breaking news we're covering tonight on the russia investigation. former white house chief of staff reince priebus questioned today by robert mueller today. also tonight, an nbc news exclusive on a big focus of the investigation, former campaign chairman paul manafort. new reporting on his financial ties to russia. and president trump takes a big swing at two of obama's biggest achievements, health kair and the ir

book now at choicehotels.com >>> as the president was pushing his tax plans, steven colbert noticed and. >> brings it all the way down to 20% and cuts tax rates for small businesses to the lowest level in more than 80 years. >> yes, bottom line, he's taking our tax plan back more than 80 years to the 1930s. the era that will forever be known as the great happiness. >> all right. that's tonight's last word. >>> the breaking news we're covering tonight on the russia investigation. reince priebus questioned today by robert mueller's team as the special counsel extends his reach closer and closer to the top. also former campaign chairman paul manafort, new reporting on his possible financial ties to russia. and president trump takes a big swing at two of obama's biggest achievements, healthcare and the iran nuclear deal. all of it as the 11th hour gets underway on a friday night. >> and good evening once again from our nbc news headquarters here in new york. day 267 of the trump administration and the russian investigation tops our news tonight as it moves in closer to

steven colbert's late show then added its own handy work.hand play has now given way to him touching her back and her reciprocating the gesture. melania still looked like a model, but not a mannequin. jeany moos, cnn, new york. >> we're live in the "cnn newsroom." thanks for spending part of your weekend with us. no comment. that's the official response from the white house to a landmark moment in the trump russia saga as reported first right here on cnn. a federal grand jury in washington has now approved the first charges in the investigation led by special counsel robert mueller. plans have also been made for anyone charged to be taken into custody as soon as monday. that could make this quite the weekend for all those involved as well as for the white house. we have a team of analysts standing by, but i do want to begin with someone who helped break this story, cnn crime and justice reporter. is it possible actually, anna, o believe that the people who have been charged or the person that was charged is not aware of it yet. we've talked

late show with steven colbert is captioning sponsored by cbs >> trump proposed i.q. tests face-off with tillerson after secretary of state calls hem a moron. >> he's essentially challenging, you know, the secretary of state to a-- an intelligence duel. >> welcome to another edition of "thunderdome." >> we come here today to the i.q. thunderdome for the battle of the wits. tonight, the president of the united states, donald trump versus the secretary of state, rex tillerson the tenacious texan, versus its manhattan moron. two brains enter. one brain leaves. >> two brains enter! one brain leaves! two brains enter, one brain leaves! >> first question: what is the name of the invisible force that holds us to the earth? president trump? >> frankly, people still don't know all of the facts. >> no, we do know the facts. we've known since the 1700s. secretary tillerson, your answer? >> i'm not going to deal with petty stuff like that. >> i wouldn't call it petty. it's the cornerstone of all physics. back to you, president trump. >> when i make a statement, i like to be corre

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stephen colbert took on steven mnuchin and rex tillerson. "the hill" reports he opened his show saying he is concerned about secretary of state rex tillerson and goes on to say colbert poked fun at tillerson's press conference where he denied he was considering leaving the white house, but declined to comment on allegations the president called him a "mo ron." the comedian took jabs at the reported suicide pact tillerson has with defense secretary james mattis and treasury secretary steven mnuchin, with each party vowing to leave if one of them is ousted. "that's when you know things are going great at the workplace when people start forming suicide pacts," colbert said sarcastically. they've also agreed that if none of them are with someone by the time they are 70, they will marry each other. we are asking if you think late-night comedians have gotten too political. let's take a look at what stephen colbert said about drawn it -- donald trump's nfl comments. >> solidarity for our national anthem and our country, standing with locked arms is

colbert." tonight, trump's g.o.p. lovefest. plus stephen welcomes: hugh laurie. gretchen carlson. and ben affleck and michael stevens. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: how are you? hey, folks. thanks very much. ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, welcome-- welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) hey, i don't know-- i don't know where you guys live, but you ever see, like a crazy old guy yelling on his front lawn into, like, a crowd of people gather together and start taking pictures and, you know, yelling pictures of him? well, today that lawn was 1600 pennsylvania avenue, because this afternoon, grandpa baggy-suit held an impromptu press yelling next to what sounded like an industrial grain combine. and he had some specific things he wanted to talk about-- specifically, everything. for instance, a lot of people have been talking about the fact that three republican senators-- flake, mccain, and corker-- have called donald tr

colbert is next. our next newscast is tomorrow morning at 4:30. >> have a great evening. >> according to reports, secretary of state rex tillerson, treasury secretary steven and defense secretary james mattis have formed a "suicide pact" where if one resigns, they all do. ( elevator music ) >> that moron is out of control but he can't touch us now that we've formed a suicide pafnlgt with me mattis? >> hooah! w about you mnuchin. yeah. hoorah. how far does it go? >> suicide pact. to the unemployment line? what's your problem? it's a suicide pact. >> it's very severe. how about we call it bettsys for life? >> it's a suicide pact and to

colbert show he is next. >> have a good night and sleep next. >> have a good night and sleep well. >> according to reports, secretary of state rex tillerson, treasury secretary steven and defense secretary james mattis have formed a "suicide pact" where if one resigns, they all do. ( elevator music ) >> that moron is out of control but he can't touch us now that we've formed a suicide pafnlgt with me mattis? >> hooah! w about you mnuchin. yeah. hoorah. how far does it go? >> suicide pact. to the unemployment line? what's your problem? it's a suicide pact. >> it's very severe. how about we call it bettsys for life? >> it's a suicide pact and to show our commitment let's brick our fingers on one of mattis' medals and mix our blood. hoorah! grab 'em, mad dog! >> i'm feeling faint! stop struggling! >> announcer: it's the "late show" with stephen colbert. tonight rex tillerson and the suicide pact. plus -- tonight, stephen welcomes: morgan freeman and, grace gummer featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen