steven seagal. and english film star jude law jane fonda has dined here several times we prepare for jane fonda a fatal result but we try for and she came to times to eat there and she was in front of me and she see very good he thought and. he's thinking is one of the most famous at the moment actors we have. one specialty of the house served during the film festival as tucker leaning invest here a traditional venetian dish. it's homemade egg pastas served with anchovy cream. and bessie it means the tag leoni are cooked briefly tied in a pig's bladder a packaging that keeps the food warm and moist olive oil. presentation is of course key. roasted onions and fresh herbs lined the plate the food is then arranged on a bed of stones and flowers. the finished dishes unpacked at the table in front of the guests. giorgio likes to check in on his diners he's curious to know who he's cooking for and some guests like to meet the chef too. and they remember doing this new my face that was he popped and he tho

>> i will not watch that i'll be on steven seagal wikipedia page.e is relaunching his campaign again. that's like relaunching the titanic after hit the iceberg. i can tell you how this one ends. leonardo dicaprio dies. i saved you all a good cry. >> i did not cry when that happened. [laughter] >> i did not either cat, thoughts on the candidate questioning. >> i have a whole bill de blasio saying he's going to win is because he is tall? you know things are going well when your best asset is something that all the other candidates could also have but they invested in a pair of stilts. and he might be right about the taller person usually wins but i bet all those people had something that he does not have which is literally everyone did not hate them, they were probably famous for something other than running an expensive city that smells like trash and i am sick and general of the candidates trying to show how much they are like me to get me too vote for them. i don't want this country run by me. [laughter] i don't even know where my socks are. [laugh

for the last 243 years [ applause ] >> seth: secretary castro, what would be a good name for a steven seagal in a fertility clinic >> "reproductive justice." [ light laughter ] >> seth: congresswoman gabbard, if a chicken hawk kept his chicken hawk fork in his chicken hawk drawer, where would he keep his chicken hawk dishes? >> his chicken hawk cabinet. >> seth: yes [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause vice president biden, what's the statue of liberty been up to lately >> still holding onto that torch. [ light laughter ] >> seth: senator klobuchar, is that your little ford compact car out in the parking lot >> that is my focus. [ laughter ] >> seth: senator bennet, if you wrote a book about your sex life, what would it be called? >> "40 years of no." [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> seth: senator booker, regular or curly fries >> we must fight for both. [ laughter and applause >> seth: mr. yang, what's the worst part about having an enlarged prostate? >> it would be the trickle [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] >> seth: senator sanders, what do you say to people who say they're just going i

same way he looks up at an eclipse. [ laughter ] below the law sounds like a straight to video steven seagal starring donald trump. [ laughter ] now, compare that tirade to the straightforward questions of some of the democrats which produced matter of fact yes-or-no answers. >> an unsuccessful attempt to obstruct justice is still a crime, is that correct >> that is correct >> does that mean you have to investigate all of his conduct to ascertain true motive >> no. >> president trump directed white house counsel don mcgahn to fire you. isn't that correct >> true. >> seth: damn. this hearing was flying so fast it must have been impossible for trump to follow along. remember, he's used to fox news where his favorite hosts speak slowly and loudly in words he can understand >> paul ryan needs to step down as speaker of the house. >> seth: see, nice and slow in a new york accent. [ applause ] jeanine pirro -- jeanine pirro is like dora the explorer if she'd grown up on long island. "can you help boots find the auto body shop good job." [ speaking in foreign language ] [ laughter ] this captured t