steven tyler. >> jimmy: it went on like that for hours.was -- [ laughter ] like an above ground marco polo. and he never found him. he never -- i would pay $1,000 to know what he thinks steven tyler looks like. steven tyler is being very smart about his horn doggery. watch what he did here last night. ♪ >> jimmy: see, now, that's very clever. go up, start hugging, kissing one of the male contestants. you establish a precedent. and then when the ladies -- squeeze away. do anything you want. unfortunately, the hug had an unintended affect and -- >> jacob, head to the couch. >> jimmy: jacob is now pregnant with steven tyler's baby. steven tyler has a lot of love to give and here he is now, giving it. it's steven tyler's creepy leer of the night. >> haley. steven said you sang your heart out. >> jimmy: he's -- glad stevie wonder couldn't see that, because he would not have approved. the person with the fewest votes tonight was casey abrams, the guy with the beard and irritable bowel syndrome. he got eliminated and uneliminated tonight. and the

tonight a woman the fruit of steven tyler's loins and star of the new movie "super," liv tyler is heren, a man so rich he could buy everyone in this room a house. i hope he does. i really do from "shark tank," mark cuban will be with us. and then, after that, with music from this album, it's called "lover boy," it comes out april 12th. brett dennen from the bud light stage. he's good, you'll like him. tomorrow night on the show rainn wilson, abbie cornish, and music from the gaslight anthem. and later this week jake gyllenhaal, jerry weintraub, paul iacono -- hey, he's got your last name. penelope cruz, and music from oh land and quinn sullivan. this is my cousin sal. >> hi, everyone. >> jimmy: sal, how is the -- how's the office pool going, the ncaa office pool. >> it's not good. well, i'm running it. i think this is the last year because our executive producer jo is winning. she's killing everybody and she doesn't know anything about basketball. >> jimmy: she really doesn't. >> if a basketball rolled into her office she'd call the exterminator. i really -- she wouldn't know. i said t

>> it's funny because he has no idea who steven tyler is, you know like the idea of steven tyler butittle baby he just melts when papa steven comes around and there's something to him he finds him so special. it's kind of interesting. >> jimmy: sure, yeah. >> but my dad last an indoor pool at his house that he built a few years ago that milo calls hawaii. and milo is obsessed when i tell you that he morning, noon and night is planning an exodus and an escape to get to hawaii. all he wants -- i keep trying to tell him papa is not there. he's not there. he's l.a. he's shooting "american idol." let's watch it so you can see. he recently tried to device a plan with one of my best friends to attach a trailer to the back of our car and take me out in the night while i was sleeping and put me in the trailer and a very comfortable way and like lock me in and drive me to my dad's house. >> jimmy: your own kid wanted to kidnap you. >> so he can go to hawaii. he wants to go so bad. >> jimmy: of course, it's hawaii. >> you go in a screen door, press a button and hawaiian music comes on. you go d

steven tyler didn't disappoint. it wouldn't be a wednesday without it.r steven tyler's creepy leer of the night. >> you know, you're 15, 16-year-olds old, 16 now, okay, i don't expect you to have all the life experience -- >> jimmy: when he hears the word teen, it sets off a reaction. this is good. this is another singer named paul mcdonald. listen, he's singing the song "the tracts of my tears" whi. tell me what word you hear him sing. ♪ i need you baby ♪ i'm -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's listen to that one more time. ♪ i'm -- >> jimmy: he's definitely spending too much time around steven tyler. more trouble on the set of the broadway musical "ciderman." they lost the show's lead actress, she got hurt during a battle scene. it's now the second-leading cause of death in america. this is the fifth cast member to be injured since the show started production. you know, i hate to say i told you so, but you know, if they listen, i told them they should do this in the ball pit at chuck e. cheese. we could have avoided all of this. the producers of the show a

steven tyler has a lot of catching up to do. luckily it was ladies night.sang tonight. last night, it was the men. poor steven tyler, he had to make do with hitting on brett, who, if you quint, looks like a young bonnie raitt. fortunately for steven, the girls are back tonight, and so was yet another steven tyler's creepy leer of the night. >> beautiful way to open the show. song sang you, you sang the song beautifully. it was good. i liked it a lot. >> jimmy: when the tongue comes out, he's snitching the air for cleavage. jennifer lopez did a good one. they did a big thing with the new music video, the song is "on the floor." the big hook is, she's going to let fans vote on which of three different endings she will use for the video. but they showed them tonight and the endings are almost exactly the same. this is ending number one. ♪ tonight we're going to be on the floor ♪ >> jimmy: okay, now, this here is ending number two. ♪ tonight we're going to be on the floor ♪ >> jimmy: okay, apparently that's different from the first one. and here's ending number

but my new favorite part is when steven tyler drools on the attractive females.ecially when he puts on his reading glasses like, hold on, maybe i'm not being creepy enough. let me put on my granny glasses so i can inspect you up and down. it's very entertaining. and without further ado, it's time for the steven tyler creepy leer of the night. ♪ >> yes. yes. yes. >> wow. you got something you can sing for us real quick? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. i forgot, um, sing. [ applause ] that's why he's known as the world's horniest beat box. this is interesting. you know, there always seems to be some kind of mystery when it comes to the work of leonardo da vinci. it's been believed that the model for "the mona lisa" was the wife of a wealthy local merchant. now it turns out she might be a dude. yesterday, the head of the national historic commission in italy said he believes the model was actually one of da vinci's male apprentices with whom he probably had a love affair. that's the guy. and if you really examine the painting and fill in some of the areas outside of frame, you

. >> i find odd men like him and steven tyler. i don't know what my problem is.even tyler? >> i know. seriously, what is that? >>> okay, justin bieber, u2, rihanna will be donating songs for the japanese relief effort. a very nice effort on their part. hoping to raise money to help out this country, which we're hearing -- we're not going to see recovery there for five, six, ten, 15, it's going to a long time. to get things up to speed. they're going to donate proceeds from this album to help out japan. >> very nice. a little altruism there. that's always good. lindsay lohan's dad is back in the news. unfortunately, he's been arrested for felony domestic violence monday night. another reported run-in with ex-fiancee kate major. she had minor injuries, they said, but sheriff's deputies had to respond again. the lohan family, i don't know what to say about these folks. they cannot seem to get on the right path and stay there. so, just -- >> what is it with them? put your hands up. >> what do you say, man? not the brady bunch. >> definitely not. let me tell you about

steven tyler, by the way, likes every performance.e has nothing negative to say, which makes him a great grandpa, but not such a good judge. because the judges saved casey abrams the kid with the beard, the top 11 performs again tonight. the judges only get one save per season which means they can no longer keep the contestants from going home, though steven still has the right to send a contestant to his trailer. but they cannot keep them on the show. and with that said, it's time for -- you would think we would run out of these, but that is not the case -- it's time for another edition of steven tyler's creepy leer of the night. >> you keep singing like that and you'll be able to afford the rest of that dress. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he's not even trying to pretend anymore, it's -- it's scary enough being on tv singing in front of millimeters of people. you really need a horny old cat lady ogling you on top of it? this year, after the show is over, "idol" is doing something different. normally they only take the top ten on their summ

the producers did it mostly to remind steven tyler of how young they are.h that said, it's time for tonight's installment of steven tyler's creepy leer of the night. >> more blues. you know more blues? you know the old blues that your mom and dad would put in there? so dig into that a little bit more. >> okay. >> okay. >> jimmy: it is creepy. really is creepy. i have to say, the creepiest part might have been the blouse he's wearing from chico's. another thing i've noticed lately on the show. it used to be dog was the number one most used word on "american idol." there were a lot of dogs. but this season, with the new judges, the dogs have been put to sleep and a new word has eclipsed it by a wide margin. and that word is "baby." >> oh, baby. >> oh, baby. >> not your thing, baby. >> sing, baby. >> going to hollywood, baby. >> do it, baby. >> all right, baby. >> yes, baby. >> baby, it was horrible. >> hi, baby. >> it was not good, baby. >> she's a joy, baby. >> she's a baby. >> rev it up, baby. >> oh, baby. you're good, baby. >> welcome, baby. >> walk that w

is what happens when you let steven tyler and j. lo pick the winners. i never heard of vcu.s is the first time in history no number ones or two seeds made it to the final four. kansas was number one. they were expected to crush vcu. take a look at this guy. >> he was indicating foul and i'm sure they talked about it in the time-out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the saddest little bird you have seen. at least he has a folk beak to sop up the tears. i wonder if the bird made it on the way home. big news from lady oprah. her company come lined that the final show will air april 25th. the mayans were right. the world is going to end in 2012. look out, steadman. oprah is inviting all her friends to join her to watch the final episode and all run down the hillside and brown themselves in the pacific ocean. he is did something called a tweetothon last night which was her tweeting for a long time. and one was a candid video. it was shot to promote her powerful sunday night lineup on her cable channel. >> hi, on the treadmill. 4.0. hate it. but getting the work out in. i will be ready for

the good news for karen, though, i'm sure she's disappointed, but she can forever avoid steven tyler'sreepy leer of the night. >> steven especially liked it when you broke into your ethic what it is-ness. >> jimmy: what it is-ness. we have an "american idol" office pool here because we gamble on everything, so -- we drew numbers. i got the number two pick and since he has irritable bowel syndrome, i felt like i had to go with casey abrams. he isn't your typical "american idol." number one, he's talented, and number two, it looks like he sleeps under a freeway. they interviewed his parents on the show last night. they did it for all the contestants. when you look at casey's parents, it explains a lot. >> i got a lot of flak about them being older but in the end i feel awesome because they're much wiser than all the other parents. >> my wife loves children, but i can't bear them. >> jimmy: he's three-quarter muppet. he's -- he's half bear, father's fozzy and then two gay grandfathers that hive on a balcony. hillary clinton says if president obama is elected again, she will not stay with

that's the same look steven tyler gives the contestants on "american idol."hat he had under his desk in the oval office. [ applause ] we had a new episode of "dancing with the stars." our first contestant of the season has been thrown into the volcano. psycho mike catherwood, who somehow managed to overcome not being a dancer or a star to get a spot on the roster. i think that's admirable. he will be on the show later to discuss this. chris brown was on the show, singin not dancing. he was on the show despite his violent attack on furniture at "good morning america" last week. they brought him back to abc. the producers made sure he only had bean bag chairs in his dressing room. so far ralph macchio has the highest combined jges score. i would love to see the season end with johnny lawrence handing ralph the mirror ball trophy and saying, "you're all right, la russo." chris jericho scored well last night despite this unfortunate sl that came at the expense of his partner, cheryl burke. you can take the wrestler out of the ring, but you can't something. you ca

i don't know if i speak steven tyler. >> the whole sixth season. >> jimmy: slap that baby on the assfter monday and tuesday, even a week says wtf. [ laughter ] that's very smart, actually, yeah. he goes, i know why you're here and we're all here and we are not all there. [ laughter ] i just think its like, amazing he's -- does he always talk like that? his whole life? >> the funniest thing about him is that he has such a unique way of text messaging, which is like, really another language and i can speak it but it always makes me laugh, i have to read it out loud to people. everything's in capital letters, and he has his own way of spelling things that you really couldn't decipher it, its like morse code or something. it's amazing. >> jimmy: he's a really fun guy. >> i got to go on "american idol" the other day which was amazing. >> jimmy: that's right. did you like it? >> i loved it. but i was having these wild fantasies the whole time. my little sister, chelsea, is the most amazing singer in the world and i was like, how could we audition for "american idol." like could we wear mas

contestants recently showed us some of their unusual quirky talents. [ indiscernible ] >> i'm steven tyler>> okay. two of those contestants from northern california are among the finalists. 22-year-old james from santa cruz and 16-year-old from mountain house. you can watch them all the final 13 taking the stage tonight at 8:00 right here on ktvu channel 2. >>> stanford university has dropped a closely guarded list of classes distributed only to campus athletes. it was widely known as the easy class list. it included such courses as improvised drama and social dances of north america. the administrators say the list was designed to accommodate the demanding schedules of student athletes but stanford dropped the courses last week following some complaints. >>> 180 employees with the mt. diablo school districts will get layoff notices next week. the school board made that decision last night as it tries to make up a $22 million budget deficit. we spoke with the president of the school board overnight. and he tells us further steps to deal with the deficit will largely depend on whether state

pulitzer prize winner, anthony shadid, steven farrell, tyler hicks, and lindsay addario, went missing on tuesday. >>> and britain's prince william has gotten a firsthand look at the earthquake damage in christchurch, new zealand. he's on a tour, offering well-wishes to the victims of last month's quake. and will also meet australian flood victims, too. the future king called the destruction, quote, unbelievable. >>> now, to a sure sign that spring is already in the air. first lady, michelle obama, planted her white house vegetable garden for the third-straight year. and, of course, she had lots of helping hands from two dozen fifth graders. mrs. obama is also writing a book about the garden and healthy eating. so far, the garden has produced 2,000 pounds of veggies. >> nice. >>> it will be even nicer today for the vegetables in that garden. getting plenty of sunshine, as the temperatures rise on the east coast. looking at the rest of the nation. showers in chicago, detroit and milwaukee. light rain from seattle down to northern california. and up to a foot of mountain snow in the cent

. >> james durbin sang "i'll be there four" judge steven tyler said he was amaced -- amazed by the performance and said he had sandwiches under his bed older than durbin. that's scary. [ laughter ] >> you can watch it tonight at 8:00 and then tomorrow we'll be talking live with the person who was voted off. >> we were hoping to do that last week but last friday was quite different. >>> the quake in japan literally moved that country. we'll tell you how this is confusing some popular devices. >>> going, going gone. the huge price one paid for a rare gold nugget county in nevada county. >>> welcome back. the dvd release of a movie shows a tsunami causing death and destruction? a coastal town. yesterday, the money from the movie and dvd sales will be donated to the victims in jamb. we're hearing the donations could be in the millions of dollar range. >>> friday's 9.0 quake was so strung, it reportedly moved some parts of japan 14 feet closer to the united states. it was so strong, it's affecting gps devices. now, the gps navigators will be slightly off until the manufacturers can assess the affec

they are anthony shadid, steven ferrel, tyler hicks and lindsay oderro. all veteran journalists and photographers. more than 300 other journalists have been attacked during the recent turmoil in the region and four have been killed. last year 57 journalists were murdered worldwide. journalists are the eyes and ears for the world. so when they are assaulted, kidnapped, harassed, senttured or murdered by dictators, those actions are a direct attack on truth and human freedom. and that's just the way it is. the speaker pro tempore: for what purpose does the gentleman from texas rise? from new york. sorry. without objection, the gentleman is recognized for one minute. >> thank you, mr. speaker. i rise today to call for a no-fly zone in libya. i don't think that the united states should do it ourselves but i think with our european allies, the european union and the arab league, we should do it. mr. engel: the arab league called for a no-fly zone so it certainly would not be interpreted and if we were doing something unilaterally. but i would like to take it o