this is "objectified: steven tyler."ginal working lyrics - for "toys in the attic." - oh, my god. may i? this is fantastic. i'm harvey levin. this is a story about a man whose name became synonymous with rock and roll. ♪ sing it with me, sing for the years ♪ ♪ sing for the laughter, sing for the tears ♪ steven tyler became one of the biggest names in music and enjoyed every perk that went along for the ride. as a rock star, how easy is it to get laid? it's very easy. i think rock stars, i felt like i had an obligation to keep that alive, and women had their way with me. you had an obligation to keep it alive?

(steven tyler-style shriek) aerosmith. please welcome u2 to the rock hall of fame.d gentlemen, john mellencamp. just gives me great pleasure to induct the jimi hendrix experience into the rock and roll hall of fame. ladies and gentlemen, tom petty and the heartbreakers.

it's actually made by the same person who invented steven tyler's mouth listen to this.aw that michael jordan is selling his chicago mansion for almost 15 million dollars. it's a great place to live if you've always dreamed of disappointing the hell out of trick-or-treaters. hmm. i heard about a priest in detroit who used a squirt gun to shoot holy water onto his churchgoers while they drove by. and after that, he shot wafers into their mouths from a t-shirt cannon [ shooting sounds this is crazy. scientists in antarctica say they've found evidence of a parallel universe where time actually runs backward then they were like, "oh wait, we're just holding the research the wrong way. sorry. and finally, i saw that researchers are working on a coronavirus test where you sneeze onto your phone. sounds gross, but i'd rather watch that than someone eat that through that mechanical mask that is our monologue everybody. we have a great show tonight oh, my goodness. ben stiller is on the show. i love ben stiller i've known him for a while you know, that was my big "snl," that was