tonight -- jennifer love hewitt, from "the walking dead", steven yeun, and music from keyshia cole, withleto and the cletones. and now if everybody's ready, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's great to be back. we were on vacation last week. i missed up. i hope you had a good st. patrick's day yesterday. st. patrick is the patron saint of urinating in public. there are a lot of big parades around the country in new york, boston, chicago, all the drunkest cities have them. getting hammered on st. patrick's day is a tradition although it's for most holidays in the united states. every year on this show since 2006 our tradition is to show maybe the three greatest local news clips in the history of television. the first time i saw these clips i swore an oath to show them every st. patrick's day every year we're on the air. this happened in mobile, alabama where word of a leprechaun sighting spread like fire throughout the city. >> curiosity leads to large crowds. ma bring phon