none will be the wiser. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: except i will put it on t-shirts and mugs. >> steveah. mugs, t-shirts, cars. >> jimmy: frisbees. yeah, saying that we were the number one book in the country. we beat snooki's book for one hour. that's what i'm looking for. that's what i'm talking about. we can do it, you guys. >> steve: we can do it. [ cheers and applause ] come on. 3:00. >> jimmy: it's got a back cover and a front cover. you guys, we've got a great show tonight. one of the stars of "kung fu panda 2," our pal lucy liu is here. [ cheers and applause ] she's the best, so much fun. from the new york giants football organization, justin tuck is dropping by! [ cheers and applause ] we're going to catch up with j. tuck, and he and i are going to shoot a little pool together. >> steve: there you go. >> jimmy: yep. also, celebrating his 75th birthday here in new york, he's a legendary fixture in the '60s as well as the '70s, '80s, '90s and whatever you call this decade, an entertainer, an activist, and just an all around cool dude, wavy gravy is here. [ cheers and applause ]

>> steve: how'd that happen? >> jimmy: they're doing better. >> steve: they're doing better.ast two games. >> jimmy: i know. and finally, former new mexico governor gary johnson is upset that cnn excluded him from next week's the republican debate. it was too bad. i mean, because after congressman weiner, think of all the fun we could have with a president johnson? wouldn't that be amazing. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a -- [ cheers and applause ] hey, you guys. hey. "thank you notes," in stores now. we have a book out, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] for grads, dads, brads -- >> steve: get one for anyone. >> jimmy: chads. >> steve: anybody. >> jimmy: chads? >> steve: if you like to be clad in plaid. >> jimmy: people that wear plaids. it's only $12. you get it for people. you can get it for people you don't even like. [ laughter ] and you got to get them a present. you go "oh, i hate that guy." you get him this thing. "hey, thank you for being you, buddy." [ laughter ]

. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: there's now growing pressure for congressman anthony weiner to resign. [ audience aws ] yeah. weiner is like "look, i'm not leaving, but i am packing." [ laughter ] so -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah. democrats in congress seem to be distancing themselves from the anthony weiner scandal. just to be safe, everybody's staying a good six to eight inches away at all times. [ laughter ] listen to this, a new study found that being bored can be good for your brain. which explains that new campaign slogan "mitt romney: i'm good for your brain." [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] he's a nice guy, just a little boring. that's all. hey, here's some good news. federal reserve chairman ben bernanke is predicting that the economy will pick up in the second half of the year. you know what that means! [ cheers and applause ] you know what that means -- nothing. it means nothing. [ laughter ] he's said it before. hey, i heard that the movie "rocky" is being adapted into a broadway musical. [ aud

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>> steve: oh, yeah!hat's the "pros and cons." [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with more "late night," everybody! ♪ [ sponge ] time to tackle these greasy dishes. i'm gonna need my biggest player. a change in the lineup? [ female announcer ] one bottle of ultra dawn has the grease-cleaning power of two of this competing brand. [ sponge ] way to go, kid. [ female announcer ] dawn does more... [ sponge ] so it's not a chore. a complete adult multivitamin onein a gummyacraves. with ingredients to support energy, immunity and your inner child. one a day vitacraves. multivitamin gummies for grown-ups. be so nice? [ male announcer ] new i can't believe it's not butter whipped and creamy taste. mmmm. [ male announcer ] light yet velvety with 50% fewer calories than butter. naughty but nice... just my type. [ male announcer ] new whipped and creamy taste. host: could switching to geico. 15% or more on car insurance? host: what, do you live under a rock? man: no way! man: hey rick check this out! anncr

. >> steve: oh. it. [ light laughter ] >> pro -- you made your mom a construction paper card with elbow macaroni and glitter. con -- you're 32 years old. [ laughter ] "rick gave me the same one. rick -- there he is -- rick!" >> steve: "rick just drove by on his moped." "rick tp'ed our house, mom." >> jimmy: rick tp'ed their house? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: "i was gonna pick up a couple -- couple growlers. bring 'em back and put 'em in the fridge." [ laughter ] >> steve: "you want some of this party ball? coors party ball?" >> jimmy: do they make party balls anymore? >> steve: i don't know if they do, but rick would have one. [ laughter ] rick would know. >> jimmy: no, i think rick has those growler, you know? >> steve: what are the growlers? >> jimmy: they're refillable glass bottles you bring to stores and get them filled up with beer. >> steve: oh. like off brand sodas or beer? >> jimmy: off -- yeah, no, the generic beer. >> steve: like diet -- oh. >> jimmy: like the -- microbrewery, yeah. "just pi

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: i'm your host, steve higgins.e to a one word -- one word -- one word clue only to your partner to get that password. >> jimmy: come again? >> steve: one word only. >> jimmy: okay. >> steve: not two words. not three words. one word. >> jimmy: oh, gotcha, gotcha. >> steve: scoring starts at six. take a point away each time the clue passes. five seconds each time and remember, no part or form of the password can be used. so don't cheat, jimmy. if a clue is illegal as determined by our judges, you will hear this -- [ buzzer ] and you will forfeit the turn. the team with the most points after six wins. any questions? >> jimmy: well -- >> steve: okay, great. >> jimmy: i was just wondering -- >> steve: first clue goes to tina and jimmy -- >> announcer: the password is -- >> steve: tina, we're gonna start with you. >> okay. cocoon. >> caterpillar. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: nice! >> jimmy: what do you mean, "cocoon, caterpillar?" >> steve: well, that's -- there you go. take that, mittens. >> jimmy: mittens, get rea

>> steve: i'm 73 years old. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: old beach. [ laughter ] >> steve: my name's murthaandysentner. he says "ghost stories by the fire. i snuck up on my dad to scare him, and he punched me in the face and broke my nose." [ laughter ] that's got to ruin your summer there. this is from @fashoyoyo. [ laughter ] @fashoyoyo -- he says, "fainted at the top of a 50 foot water slide, slid down to unconscious, came to in the pool and threw up in it." [ laughter and applause ] ew! >> steve: that's three horrible things. >> jimmy: that would ruin your summer there. what -- what -- [ imitates vomiting ] [ laughter ] i'm fashoyoyo. [ laughter ] that was awful. wait -- [ imitates vomiting ] [ laughter ] this is from @cliffyb83 he says "went to sea world and saw a braless old lady wearing a white tank top get drenched at the whale show." [ laughter ] [ audience groans ] [ whistles ] [ laughter ] [ dolphin noise ] [ laughter ] get that dolphin away from her. [ laughter ] this one is from @wlj2316. she says, "at the beach when a group of old dudes released their friend's ashes into the w

>> steve: yeah. laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> steve: trent. >> jimmy: i don't know, i don't have an answer. i was just asking. >> steve: all right. >> jimmy: could be ezekiel. it's not, though. the author of "sisterhood of the travelling pants" is releasing a new book that takes place ten years later. you can tell the characters are getting older, because now, the travelling pants have an elastic waistband. [ laughter ] did you see this? a -- a couple in michigan got married at a hospital right before the bride had her appendix removed. yeah, and this is cool. after the appendix was out, she turned around and tossed it to all the single ladies. [ audience groans ] this is pretty amazing. researchers in brazil have discovered a tribe in the amazon that has never made contact with the outside world. which can only mean one thing -- they're using iphones. [ laughter ] and finally, here's a sweet story. in california, two roto-rooter employees saved a beagle that got stuck in a sewer pipe. of course, by th

>> steve: "what?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: "reboot?" >> jimmy: i can't -- [ laughter ] "all right.shing in four, three, two -- later." check this out. larry king is releasing a memoir next week about his career in television. it's actually the first time larry's been published since he wrote the forward to the old testament. [ laughter ] he has a new book. it was awkward when i tried to get a signed copy. first, i had to tell him my name twice, then i had to tell him his name twice. i'm like, "it's larry king." "dear, jimmy, love apple top." "see, that doesn't make any sense. [ laughter ] forget it. forget it." and, finally, white sox catcher a.j. pierzynski couldn't catch a foul ball last night and it almost hit george w. bush. pierzynski apologized, but bush was like, "no sweat. i dropped the ball for eight years. don't worry about it." [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, you guys, "thank you notes" is a book. that's right! [ cheers and applause ] it just came out yesterday. it is just

>> steve: oh, no, i love it. >> jimmy: i wear this. i have wires that lift me up in the air. [ laughter ] >> steve: fantastic. and your backup dancers are excellent. >> jimmy: thank you. that's my family. >> steve: oh, my god, are you serious? >> jimmy: it's a sad song. ♪ i heard the news, weiner [ laughter ] ♪ you resigned, weiner [ laughter ] ♪ the situation got hairy, weiner ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ now it's time to say good-bye, weiner ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ so long, weiner it's so hard, weiner don't lose your head, weiner this really sucks, weiner ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ this really sucks, weiner this really sucks, weiner this really sucks, weiner this really blows, weiner ♪ ♪ this really sucks, weiner this really sucks, weiner this really sucks, weiner this really blows, weiner ♪ ♪ this really sucks, weiner this really sucks, weiner this really sucks, weiner this really blows, weiner ♪ ♪ this really >> sucks. [ laughter ] ♪ weiner this really ♪ >> sucks. ♪ weiner this really ♪ >> sucks. ♪ weiner this really ♪ >> sucks. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we were

[ audience ohs ] >> steve: oh.>> other. [ laughter ] >> mustard. >> jimmy: weiner. >> anthony? [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that's a good one. [ applause ] >> thanks. >> weiner. [ laughter ] >> fires? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: weiner fries. [ laughter ] >> steve: what if i was to say -- i don't mean to dick clark it, but what if you were to say, "veiner!" [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: stop it. you can't play. [ laughter ] veiner. all right. but we don't get that one. >> steve: no, that was it. >> jimmy: but the answer was -- >> steve: frankfurter. you know what, here's the trouble -- no one knows what a frankfurter is. >> jimmy: frankfurter. >> remember him? >> jimmy: yes, frankfurter. i knew the whole furter family. [ laughter ] frank, gina -- they're all nice people. >> the password is -- >> jimmy: there we go. >> steve: okay, will. you ready? we're going to start with will. >> atlantis. >> i didn't hear you. >> atlantis. >> continent. [ laughter ] >> disney? >> disney? oh. mermaid. [ cheers and applause ] gr

>> steve: love it. fantastic. wang's world. >> jimmy: party on wang. >> steve: party on a-garth-a!♪ thank you, children who drastically overestimate the space on homemade cards. for always wishing your parents a happy birthday, mom and dad. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you -- bicyclists i don't know who wave as me as we pass each other for basically saying "i'm riding a bike and you're riding a bike. good-bye forever." [ laughter ] yep, yep. ♪ thank you, anthony weiner. [ laughter ] sincerely, all the writers here at "late night with jimmy fallon" and "the tonight show with jay leno," "late show with david letterman," "jimmy kimmel live," "late late show with craig ferguson," "the daily show with jon stewart," "the colbert report," "chelsea lately," "lopez tonight," "conan," "morning joe," and every morning radio show in america. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you, miami heat logo, for looking like the inside of a taco bell toilet. [ cheers and applause ] there you have it, those are my thank you notes! we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and appla

>> steve: exactly right.any spouses are sexting to various people? i am so happy that his wife was not standing up there like mrs. spitser where she listened to her husband talk about how he liked hookers. it would be crazy to see his wife of less than one year behind him as he talked about having ongoing relations with at least a half dozen women over the last three years. >> brian: let's talk about why he's keeping his job. he wants to. what else is he going to do? nancy pelosi, who got the word about this situation from anthony wiener before and there was one report that she wanted him to resign and he's not. >> steve: she still wants him to. >> gretchen: i am deeply saddened and disappointed about the situation for his wife, family and constituents. i am calling for an ethics investigation to determine whether any official resources were used or any other violations of house rules occurred. so they're going to have an ethics investigation, a subcommittee come up with conclusions and have recommendations a

when steve jobs will return was not announced. cbs news, san francisco. >>> this morning on "the early show," congressman weiner's confession. i'm betty nguyen. this is "cbs morning news." sh," congressman weiner's confessi confession. i'm betty nguyen. this is "cbs morning news." but did you know fiber choice can help support your overall well-being? every tasty tablet has prebiotic fiber from fruits and veggies... that lets your good bacteria thrive and helps support your immune system. fiber choice. an easy way to defend your health everyday. learn more about prebiotics and get a free sample at fiberchoice.com. [ announcer ] about prebiotics who could resist the call... of america's number-one puppy food brand? with dha and essential nutrients also found in mother's milk. purina puppy chow. >>> a scary moment for three police officers in washington state as a full-grown black bear roamed through a neighborhood north of seattle. when the animal spotted the cops, it charged and they were forced to shoot. the bear was killed. >>>

thank you, steve. >> all right. good morning. no fog. skies are clear. patchy little fog might be out there but that's going to be about it. and temperatures if you're by the coast even with clear skies, 60s maybe low 70s around the bay 70s and 80s. inland one more day where we crank it up. these are much warmer lows than we had yesterday. fairfield, concord, livermore, san jose, mountain view all in the 60s. 50 for many. mid-50s napa, san rafael and also santa rosa. not much of a sea breeze. southwest 7 fairfield which is nothing for them. calm san jose. calm santa rosa west-northwest at sfo only 7 miles an hour. the ridge of high pressure will hold on. this time of year the days are long, angle of the sun is high. once you get the warm aaloft it's hard to budget out but a system coming in tomorrow will start the process. today i would not be surprise first-degree we pick up a late breeze. 60s to near 70. nice around the bay to warm 70s and 80s and warm very warm to hot if you're inland. sunny nice to

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steve? >> steve: thanks.t underway. the prosecution is expected to call another forensic scientist. earlier an f.b.i. expert testified about a hair found in the trunk of the car. >> it was light to medium brown, no tissue was present and it was nine inches long. the hair exhibited similarities to a hair found in a hair brush which was identified as belonging to caylee anthony. it has a darkened band at the root portion of the hair and is consistent with decomposition. >> steve: is the prosecution's case a slam dunk? >> it's not really a slam dunk and the f.b.i. expert had to concede that she could not positively or beyond a reasonable doubt or the reasonable degree of medical september, identify that hair as the young victim's hair. we're going to hear this week, probably, from a dr. vas who is an expert in terms of identifying fumes, identifying gasses, identifying what dead bodies smell like. so he has undertaken a study that indicates that many of the chemical components that are consistent with an early d

. >> steve: oh, it is? okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh wait, here's more horrible advice -- "then you can follow up with, 'gee, i wish i knew how to cook. how did you learn to cook?' did your mother teach you?" real smooth, don. yeah. "did your mother teach you?" >> i like his hair. >> jimmy: hey, his hair's pretty snazzy. he's skunked out, man. [ laughter ] >> steve: pepe le pew was a lover. >> jimmy: he went half skunk. this next one is a children's book. it's about the perils of drug use. this is "latawnya, the naughty horse, learns to say 'no' to drugs." [ laughter ] by sylvia scott gibson. shouldn't it be -- they should say "neigh" to drugs? first of all? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: i'm gonna do a horse

>> reporter: that's right, steve.just a few hours, the keynote address will be given by steve jobs. we watched a half-hour ago, the doors open. as you can see, the line is moving very slowly. this is a very lengthily mr. process. thousands of pipe attend the conference. the speaker, steve jobs, he didn't address the conference last year and had been on medical leave but this morning, he's expected to address the thousands of developers and engineers attending. this is a week-lock conference and has been told out since tickets went on sale. the worldwide conference is meant for engineerses and loners -- and owners to get more familiar with this ipo process. steve jobs will be unveiling the next version. advanced mobile operating system. many know this as what powers the iphone, ipad, iphone touch and i-cloud -- i cloud. our -- icloud. speculation will continue until jobs takes the take in a few hours. >> it will be interesting to see how all of those things tied together, there's like a ton. speclation but you can walk

he said it. >> steve: he said it?"whoo-hoo," yeah. >> steve: he said, "whoo-hoo, take a look at my curly ding-dong." >> jimmy: yes, that's correct. [ laughter ] >> steve: just checking. just making sure. >> jimmy: god bless him. [ laughter ] that's what he said. >> steve: yeah. that's what he said. that's what he said. you didn't say that. >> jimmy: that's what that person said. that person said that. i overheard -- >> steve: exactly. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you -- smoke detector, for always letting me know when there's a fire or when i'm making toast. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, hat -- for always being only a 90-degree turn away from douchiness. [ laughter and applause ] a fine line. >> steve: is that so? >> jimmy: a fine line. >> steve: fine line. >> jimmy: i'm thankful. ♪ thank you -- people who use every single reflective surface they see as an opportunity to check themselves out. "you are so vain. i bet you think this note is about you." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] don't ya? don't ya? don't ya? ♪ you walked into

steve paulson has the forecast. hi, steve. >>> pamela, i have taught you right. that is correct. yesterday some 90sed to a lot of 80s. low, mid and few uppers. 60s and 70s with more of a pronounced sea breeze. here's sal. >>> interstate 880 in oakland you can see the road work and flashing lights and all this. it's still light enough for you not to cause a huge delay. chp is doing a round robin. see the chp cruiser right there doing the round robin there trying to keep cars way from the closure as what i think what they're going to do is get the trucks out of the way. it's going to be a temporary delay. we'll watch it for you. this morning's commute on northbound 101 san francisco that looks good. 4:31 back to pam. >>> a 2-year-old antioch boy is in serious condition this morning after falling from a second story window of his home. ktvu's tara moriarty joins us now from outside children's hospital in oakland where the toddler is being treated. good morning, tara. >> reporter: good morning. that toddler did suffer a serious head injury and was in surgery here at children's hospit

we're on to you. [ laughter ] >> steve: we're baking bread. >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: yuck. >> jimmy:nately, we are down -- we are down to our last book. [ audience aws ] it's a romance novel. yeah. it's called, "been there, done that." [ laughter ] by darrien lee. i love the title, "been there, done that." so sassy. she's "um hm. there goes a fine-looking architect. been there done that." [ light laughter ] and he's thinking, "as soon as i get done designing this building, i'm gonna go and buy me another crushed velvet three-piece suit. then i'll get my facial hair trimmed so i look like the dude from 'color me badd.' been there, done that." ♪ been there and done that been there and done that ♪ all right, that's all i have for this edition of my "do not read" list. if you have a book that you think should be on the next "do not read" list, i wanna see it. send your titles to our blog at latenightblog@nbc.com. we'll be right back with more on "late night," everybody. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] this is the nexus s 4g, the first phone that's google to the

steve jobs is expected to be here to step out from his medical leave.rvice that allows to take your itunes library with you. you can access it on the go on any device. yes, fans say it's impressive. they can't wait to use it and they also got here yesterday for more than just a chance to see jobs. >> i got here at 4:00. i got here 8:00 last year. >> the atmosphere of being in line with these people is incredible. >> reporter: we heard a few fans that being in line is the experience they came for. fans came from as far away as seattle. we met a man that drove from seattle. we met someone from austin and, they are saying steve jobs is definitely a draw. the line stretches all the way down the block, wraps around the corner. it's pretty incredible. they started getting here at 4:00 yesterday afternoon. the doors will be opening for them around 7:00 this morning. at least you'll be able to get inside moskone to get warm. >> eric: it's just about 5:00 37. >> kristen: speaking of clouds we have some this morning. >> and cloud nine and mike you have to follow

steve says the rain should be hitting you very soon. and we'll have our live team coverage for you at the top of the hour. >>> a late night grass fire this one in concord is now under control. started just after 11:00 last night on discovery way near cal state east bay's concord campus. fire crews quickly rushed to the scene. they put out the flames about 30 minutes. >>> one home, several police investigations. ktvu's kraig debro is in front of a union city house that has been the site of many recent shootings. good morning, kraig. >> reporter: good morning, pam. most recently police are looking for a suspect in a shooting that happened on sunday night. since we've been here we've noticed it's not just this home 657 whipple. take a look at that blue bin there in the front of this other home next door you can see what looks to be some bullet holes in that bin. and just up from there on the door frame on the right hand side of the door frame i actually walked up there and looked at that. those also look to me to be bullet holes. it's the

thank you, steve. well, some people in north dakota are fleeing their homes ahead of what's predicted to be an historic flood. the river running through the town is already spilling into the streets submerging roadways and parks. but the national weather service predicts the worst is expected some time next week when the river will reach 1500 feet above sea level. crews have been trying to build dikes to save some homes and businesses from flooding. almost all 11,000 people in the town have been ordered to leave their homes. >>> well, he's been on the run for 16 years. but now a notorious crime boss is wind bars. where he was captured and the crimes he was wanted for in the first place. >>> plus the one of a kind program in the east bay to crack down on the world's oldest profession. >>> san francisco northbound 101 traffic looks pretty good getting up to the lower deck of the bay bridge. we'll tell you more straight ahead. >>> good morning. low clouds and fog mainly south of san francisco getting wipe

>> steve: i don't know.l right. you thought it was your pocket. >> steve: but it wasn't! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what was it, though? >> steve: i don't know. it wasn't my pocket -- i can tell you that much. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: change? >> steve: there might be some change in there, but it was not in my pocket. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, "word of the day" calendar, for allowing me to impress my co-workers with my ever growing vocabulary. just the other day, i said to someone, "hey, correct me if i am wrong, but i'm pretty sure it's -- tuesday. [ laughter and applause ] impressed? rather." >> steve: "done." ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, stack of "men's exercise" magazines i've never read, for being a constant reminder even throwing you out is too much exercise for me! [ laughter ] just getting around in november. last thank you note. [ audience aws ] i just want to say, you guys have been with me from the beginning of the show to this point and those minutes that we spent together are the greatest minutes i've ever spen

thank you, steve. >>> it's 7:11. why this would be -- could be a pivotal day in president obama's healthcare over haul plan. >>> and a showdown that leaves consumer squeezed right in the middle. >>> and the ship used to bury osama bin laden at stay stops in california. -- sea stops in california. >>> and tiger woods is doing something he has not done since high school. now, you guys found the other airline guilty of charging a 150-dollar change fee. you bet! southwest would never do that. and that was after she changed her flight and paid the difference in airfare. that other airline treated her wrong. she was understandably upset. well, who can afford a 150-dollar change fee? he was surprised with the verdict. you got that right. [ male announcer ] don't pay a change fee on top of a fare difference. fly southwest, the only major airline that never charges change fees. . >>> 7:14. president obama is unveiling some new initiatives today aimed at boosting manufacturing jobs. ktvu's alison burns is live in our washingto

>> steve: that's his name? professor laser face. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah, he's cool man. >> steve: he got a doctorate. >> jimmy: right. he is -- doctor -- dr. laser face. [ laughter ] >> steve: "jersey shore." that's right. >> jimmy: he's so cool man. everyone's talking about this, you guys. there's a company in los angeles that's selling a bottle of water for $2,600. you know what's just as ridiculous? a $2 bottle of water. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, a dairy queen in canada broke a world record this week by creating a ten-ton ice cream dessert, or as we call that in america, a medium. ladies and gentleman we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whoa. fun show tonight. check this out you guys, may 23rd, thank-you note, the book. we have our first book. [ cheers and applause ] it's a dozen -- a dozen dollars. that's all it is, one dozen dollars. get it for grads -- >> steve: and dads. >> jimmy: you guys, we have a big show tonight. one of my f

. >> steve: oh, okay. >> jimmy: that's what i was doing. >> steve: right, okay. >> jimmy: i just saw this. the cia is almost done translating the papers they found in osama bin laden's compound. they get a little boring by the end. bin laden's like, "uh, let's see. what else do i want death to? uh -- oh, you know when your dry-cleaning has the staple on the tag and then you put it on and it sticks you? i hate that. death to that. [ laughter ] uh, what else? what else death to? death to those sketcher shoes -- they don't make you lose weight. death to them. i don't like them." [ laughter ] i heard about a retirement home in california that's growing its own medial marijuana. [ cheers and applause ] or, as the residents put it, "who wants to visit grandma now, you whippersnappers! huh? [ laughter ] huh?" [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: "yeah, granny." >> jimmy: "i put metamucil in there." [ laughter ] "you gotta stay regular." >> steve: "4:20, let's take out my dentures. [ laughter ] i got my uppers in." >> jimmy: and finally, i read that environmental activists are protesting mattel

steve will explain more of that later. but while it's not unheard of, even some long time bay area residents seem thrown for a loop by the cold and rain this late in the year. >> it's one thing for it to happen in january or february, part of march, but rain late in the season definitely throws off people's plans. >> one of the reasons we live in california is that we can usually count on pretty consistent nice weather. so, yeah, i would like it to stay warm and not just be a surprise when it is. >> reporter: just the threat of rain has caused some uncertainty for businesses in san francisco that depend on outdoor activities for tourists. i also talked to a roofer in the east bay yesterday who told me he's already canceled some jobs that were scheduled for today because of that rain that's coming in. and we're going to keep an eye out for rain drops here. let's go right now to meteorologist steve paulson with the big picture for today's rain situation. steve. >>> thank you very much. we do have this system moving in. we ta

>> steve: yeah, i did.xtensive shop and i would go down there and we'd have these beautiful talks. i remember once -- >> jimmy: now, a couple things before we start. [ laughter ] at no time can you touch the hat or the gloves, nor can anything touch them. basically, you have to whip your arms and your head around like crazy and try to get everything off, okay? that's the way it's going to work. now, please keep in mind, that in the event of a tie, the great audience will decide the winner based on your dancing skills, so please bring it. everyone ready? >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good. contestant number one, you're up first. go hit your mark and good luck. audience, let's cheer him on. ready? set. dance! ♪ >> jimmy: come on over. that might be a new -- that might be a new record! [ applause ] wow. my gosh, you can stand over here. this is unbelievable. can we see that in slow motion? because that was so fast. [ light laughter ] ♪ yeah! holy moley. fantastic. ♪ yeah. [ applause ] nice. th

thank you, steve. blue shield of california is giving back.mpany says it will refund $180 million to policyholders. that is after blue shield put in place a 2% cap on profits. any revenue over 2% in any single year will be given back to policyholders. customers will see a credit on their october bills that people covered through their employers will not get a credit. >>>th head of general motor says his company, the entire auto industry, and the environment would benefit if taxpayers pay higher gas taxes. arguing that would encourage car buyers to purchase smaller and more fuel efficient vehicles. >>> april was cruel month for u.s. airlines. flight cancellations hit more than 2%. flight delays were also way up. only 75.5% of all flights arrived on time which is 10% less than the year before. hawaiian airlines had the best on time record with express jet and jet blue at the bottom of the list. >>> time now 5:51. pam, starting tomorrow you will not be able to camp at yosemite the way you used to. >>> plus the dirty details on why this popular at

here is steve. >> pam and steve -- pam and dave thank you very much. upper 40s in the north bay. temperatures very similar to yesterday. so after the fog burns off it will burn off sooner today. we will have 60s and 70s coast and bay. but there will definitely be a breeze throughout the afternoon. here is sal. >>> steve, right now traffic is moving along pretty well if you are driving on the golden gate bridge it looks very nice heading south. this mornings commute looks good if you are driving on northbound 101 in san francisco approaching the 80 split. let's go back to the desk. >>> they are camped out at san jose city hall right now and they are making demands on the mayor and the city council. kraig debro is live outside city hall to tell us what the demonstrators want. good morning. >> reporter: good morning, dave. simply put the demand is that these young people want a secure future with jobs and fair pay and benefits behind me. you see a dozen of them. they camped out on the steps of city hall overnight. a big demonstration out here yesterday. not only by this group but an

let's go to steve. >> thank you a lot of cloud cover over us. it's giving a wide variety of weather. but for us we're on the western edge. we're on the drier side. wrap around light rains. we are not completely done. everyone sees to be wining down. we get a more trier an -- temperatures are on the mile see. another one moves out. morning clouds and then some sun. probably a little bit more toward the coast and enen ran. mild temps. highs toy to 70. but we're still way below average on some of the afternoon highs. there are signs we will warm up especially after wednesday. still though under an area of low pressure. that decreases as we head toward the end of the week. pam. >>> today is your chance to get free tickets to see u2. at least 100 pairs of tickets are said to be given away today by online ticketer stub hub. it's happening at the hard rock cafe an san francisco pier 21. first come fest everybody and you have to bring a par ever new. >>> the search is urn away ever if a man that shot and killed a baby. >>> and the san francisco fire dep

let's go to meteorologist steve paulson. hi, steve. >>> hello, pam. yesterday's system would have been a good one even in the winter months but for the end of june it was one for the record books from santa rosa to san jose and everybody in between. just incredible system. we're not done yet. the low has to move over us. there's a lot of moisture in place. highs only upper 60s or very low 70s. possibility of showers and thundershowers will continue. it will not be as wet as yesterday. here's sal. >>> steve, we're off to a nice start here on highway 4. now obviously we were watching for any wet weather which would really impact the morning commute. so far so good though. and this morning's drive on interstate 880 is at the speed limit in both directions right in front of the coliseum. now let's go back to the desk. >>> new this morning. a deadly shooting at a minimart in fairfield. it happened last night at the travis dairy. police are looking for three young men who burst into the store, shot and pepper sprayed the owner during a robbery. the owner ma

. >> reporter: a proposal by steve jobs at a new facility in cupertino. we'll tell you 80 mayor is already saying it's a done deal. >>> and a decision is reached whether to charge a teen suspect as an adult for a spotting that killed a -- shooting that killed a 3-month- old infant. those stories and more on the news at noon. >>> good afternoon. we begin with developing news concerning the san bruno pipeline explosion. about two hours ago, a top safety official announced that the pipeline that exploded in september sprang a gas leak in a nearby spot years before the deadly blast. but as ktvu's jade hernandez explains live from san bruno, pg&e only disclosed that information a few weeks ago. jade? >> reporter: well, that's absolutely right. this press conference just wrapped up. we're learning that pg&e did not disclose this information about the leak until just a few weeks ago. we're standing right where the ntsb chairwoman and congresswoman jackie speier held a press conference. here's what the ntsb chairman had to say. >> this information was requested t