>> steve: yes. >> jimmy: pizzonuts. >> steve: oh, my god!s and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's a hut where they make pizza. they're in a hut. >> steve: yes. where they formulate -- they fabricate pizza. >> jimmy: a tiny hut. they fabricate -- they make pizzas for everybody in a little hut. it's very cute. oh, this really made me laugh. >> steve: funkin' pizzonuts. >> jimmy did you say funkin' pizzonuts? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: that's too crazy man. i will do a little hot sax. you guys want some hot sax? >> steve: oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: tariq! tariq! ♪ james! >> steve: james! ♪ [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: too hot. that is too hot. >> steve: that's uncalled for. >> jimmy: too -- >> steve: that is uncalled for. >> jimmy: guys behave, behave. >> steve: that was rude. >> jimmy: so sorry. >> steve: right in the eye. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry about that. >> steve: you got a lot of growing up to do. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'll turn this whole show around. i'll turn the whole show right around. >> steve: jiminy christmas.

] >> steve: he's odd. >> jimmy: he's fun.ember he was here on the show, and we did like a -- >> steve: oh, the car -- the boat. >> jimmy: looked like a remote control boat race. and he was following his boat around. and i go, "dude, it's a remote control." [ laughter ] i saw that former "bachelorette" stars trista and ryan sutter just celebrated their tenth wedding anniversary. [ applause ] yeah, ten years. ten years. that beats the second longest "bachelorette" marriage by about ten years. ten years. [ laughter and applause ] of course the super bowl is coming up very soon. and organizers for the big game say that security will be so tight this year, the only thing fans will have to worry about is if their team wins. [ laughter ] and then they said, and if you're from new york, not even that. [ laughter and applause ] you don't have to worry about anything. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and if you're planning on having a super bowl party, listen to this. the price of snacks, like chicken wings, has actually gone down 10%. so fin

he might do the voice. >> steve: of the steve guttenburg character. >> jimmy: no the woman. >> steve:he might be able to -- i don't know. i don't know. it is called "you can't turn off love." and moving on. oh, look at this. here is a beekeeper. >> steve: oh my gosh. >> jimmy: carefully handling a flock of bees. the man is thinking, "honey, i'm home. l.o.l." [ light laughter ] and the bees are thinking, "let's sting this guy to death on three. enough of the corny jokes." here is the last one here, a young woman posing with her great dane. she's thinking, "wow, i'm a sex kitten." and the dog is thinking, "actually you're more of a straight up slut." there you go. that's all the animal thoughts we have. stick around. we'll be right back with ryan seacrest. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] when i tasted the big juicy steak that's on applebee's under 550 calories menu, i was all, "what the what?!" then i tasted the zesty roma chicken and shrimp, which is also on the under 550 calories menu and i was like, "i can't believe it!" then, i told some friends about it and they couldn

take care. >> steve: good bye everybody. ♪ >> jimmy: you're back? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: how was retirement? what did you do? anything fun? >> steve: it was good. i went fishing. >> jimmy: you never fish. >> steve: i never fished before. i went fishing. someone stole my identity. m $3now i'illion in debt. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> steve: i fishing trip. awful story. >> jimmy: awful story. >> steve: the boat was called "the anna marie." [ laughter ] west palm beach. >> jimmy: sailing into the sunset. there i was only my shadow to be proof that i exist. [ laughter ] lapping of water -- >> steve: lapping water coming azure, blue, azure -- as the desert sky. anyway -- three marlins! >> jimmy: anyway, i used my credit card -- stupidly on the internet. you know -- >> steve: i bought a pez dispenser. >> jimmy: you've got a weird pez dispenser on ebay? >> steve: yes. a russian address. i didn't think anything of it. >> jimmy: your credit card limit is $3 million? >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: you've got to fix that. >> steve: i've got to fix that now. tell me now. >> jimmy:

>> steve: yeah.t like lady and the tramp. [ laughter ] if you know what i mean. >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ that's right. >> steve: you be the lady. [ laughter ] ♪ or you can be the tramp. >> jimmy: all right, all right. at least i have the option. >> steve: yeah, it's your choice, dealer's choice. ♪ five dollar >> jimmy: either way would be good just to get a footlong in your mouth. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: sandwich! >> jimmy: yeah, subway sandwich. >> steve: couple meatballs. >> jimmy: yes. freshly made by a sandwich artist. >> steve: footlong with a couple of big meatballs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do they have meatballs at subway? no, they don't. they do not, my friend. >> steve: we ran out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did it, you did it, you did it. take care, everybody. ♪ nice knowing you. [ applause ] great, guys. i'm going to miss him. i'm going to miss steve higgins. boy, oh boy. are you back? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: already from retirement? >> steve: did not go well, i got robbed

>> well, this is my fiance, steve. you met him at the church. >> steve huberbrecht. >> -- what?know the poetry was good, but i really wouldn't have considered it date material. >> he's not a date, he's my fiance, and we're getting married on new year's in miami. and i'd love it if you could make it. >> well, i don't really see that happening. do you? steve? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: juliette lewis, right there. "august: osage county" is in theaters december 25th. austin mahone performs next. come on back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] why do these guys shave with one of the world's best razors, when they wear helmets for a living? ♪ because the best... eventually take 'em off. the gillette fusion proglide. precision equipment with less tug, less pull for unrivaled comfort even on sensitive skin. so you can go get it. gillette -- the best a man can get. so you can go get it. have a cuervo. have an adventure. just don't have any regrets. cuervo. have a story. so, if you're sleeping in your contact lenses, what you wear to bed is your business. a

parker. >> steve: it is not by seymour butts? >> jimmy: no. >> steve: are you sure? and wang.ter and applause ] seymour butts and wang. >> jimmy: not a book by seymour butts and wang. it's not. >> steve: i just want to learn. i'm human. >> jimmy: next up we have -- it is a novel. it should be a good novel. this one is called "groping" by naomi jacob. you know who should read this, the dyer brothers. "pardon my reach i just grazed your boob there. let's get the groping started. groping there. let the groping begin. groping." next book is a cookbook. everybody can use a good cook book. i love them all the time. this is called "foiled again 100 great foil cooking recipes." looks delicious, let's be honest. if you are into eating things thrown up by a cat, this is -- >> steve: i would like to eat those with kat hurd. [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: love it. "what is you name there lovely lady?" >> steve: my name is kat hurd. >> jimmy: interesting. let's look at these recipes here. this one for tim's individual meatloaf. why not? and then quick beef stroganoff. hey

>> steve: really?ld be nice tonight -- it would be fun to take a look at where some of those characters are today. [ laughter ] first up, we have jarjar binks, he's now a customer service rep for time warner cable. [ laughter ] [ imitating binks ] >> steve: meesa call you. [ imitating binks ] >> jimmy: meesa, meesa -- yeah. [ imitating binks ] >> steve: next week, three thursdays from now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next up we have c3po. he hit rock bottom and mailed himself to cash for gold. [ laughter ] sad. >> steve: sad, sad. >> jimmy: sad to see that. moving on, we have legendary jedi master, yoda. zumba teacher he is. [ laughter ] that's very interesting. very popular. here we have the commander of the rebel fleet, admiral ackbar. he was accidentally served as an appetizer at red lobster. [ laughter ] this is tragic, tragic. some of these stories. >> steve: tragic, they don't end well. >> jimmy: i should have warned everyone. >> steve: they're sad. >> jimmy: should have warned you. they're are sad. h

there will be no monologue at all. >> steve: no.y: throw it in the garbage. >> steve: throw it in the garbage. throw it away! throw it in the trash. >> jimmy: throw it in the dust bin. >> steve: just rip it down. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. here's some local news. new york mayor bill de blasio is facing criticism after this latest snowstorm because wealthy neighborhoods got their streets plowed after poor neighborhoods. yeah. rich people called in to complain. they were like, "this is outrageous, and if i weren't in bermuda right now, i would come down there." [ laughter and applause ] two olives -- two olives in that martini. anyway. [ laughter ] let's go to the other yacht. this is a pretty big deal. there's talk now that a-rod's performance enhancing drug scandal is being turned into a movie. they're keeping most of the details under wraps, but they have released some potential titles. [ light laughter ] yeah. >> steve: oh, my gosh are you serious? >> jimmy: this is how they do movies. put the titl

corset. >> steve: like that, but modern. >> spanx, girdle. >> steve: there you go. >> jimmy: matt damone you put the -- >> help me. >> jimmy: it's a type of -- >> matt damon and michael douglas what does that mean? >> jimmy: they were in a big hbo movie together. >> oh, "liberace." no! >> jimmy: something behind the -- >> the curtain. >> jimmy: no. >> no. wait. candelabra. >> jimmy: yes, thank you. that was so good. [ rapid beeping ] >> needle, thread and thing to push it through. >> steve: oh. thread a needle. >> jack be nimble. >> steve: jack be quick. thimble. >> thimble. >> it's something that in s&m, a person would use on somebody else. >> steve: manhole. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, stop. you can't guess. >> on a horse. on a horse. >> jimmy: on a horse. whip. >> yes. [ buzzer ] [ sad tuba ] >> jimmy: judges, what does that mean? we lost?! higgins won. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to william h. macy, bethenny frankel, higgins manhole. we're cooking with chef michael chiarello after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ rich, chewy caramel rolled up in s

[ laughter ] >> steve: bam!bam." [ laughter ] >> steve: emeril doesn't use it that much any more. >> jimmy: he probably said it once or twice. >> steve: he probably said it. who doesn't love "bam"? >> jimmy: bam! >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: should i just make that my new thing? >> steve: take it, man. ask emeril, he's not using it. >> jimmy: that's the essence of emeril man, he probably wants me to say "bam." >> steve: i love it. try it. >> jimmy: bam! ♪ [ laughter and applause ] thank you, little green plastic army men. for looking like snowboarders at war. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you to the question, "how was your new year's?" for being a polite way to say, "how was getting drunk then depressed the other night?" >> steve: bam! >> jimmy: bam! [ laughter ] ♪ bam. thank you, slide whistle, for making anything sound hilarious. here's an example -- i killed a man ten years ago, just for fun. his face still haunts my dreams. [ slide whistle ] [ laughter ] >> steve: bam! >> jimmy: that's not even how emeril says it. who a

steve forbes, rich, elizabeth, mike, rick and joining us for the first time steve. good to see you. all right. >> the tasy inspector general just last august found $67 million in money missing at the irs that was meant to enforce heah carereform. that was about 15% of the irs's budget for health care reform at that time. we know the health reform bill is loaded with 46 new taxes and new demands on the irs. the irs aocate says the tax code is designedo entrap. we get it. the irs itself as a steward of taxpayer money has not performed so great when the gao has audited the irs. >> nobody knows the irs better than she. she also uncovered this video or brought it to our attention the video of the irs people starring in "star trek" uniforms, i mean we don't want to spend our tax money for more of this junk, do we? >> no. but i think that's really getting off the point. we need to be more fair and balanced here. yes part of this money they are asking for will go the job congress gave them which is enforcing the health care law, but that's not the sole reason. congress has been cutting the

>> steve: really?ht laughter ] ♪ thank you, bachelor star juan pablo, for saying that having a gay bachelor would not set a good example for kids because love should be a sacred bond between a man and 27 women. [ cheers and applause ] mostly pilates instructors. >> steve: yeah. blonde pilates instructors. how is cat turd doing? >> jimmy: cat turd is still in it? her name is kat hurd. >> steve: oh, i'm sorry. >> jimmy: what did you say? >> i said cat hurt. >> jimmy: that's her name. cat turd. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] i like to run out of the box. >> jimmy: thank you. she was hoping to get scooped up. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: but, in the end, that's all the same. you know what i mean? ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, the new team usa olympic outfits, for showing me what it would look like if an american flag threw up all over a christmas sweater. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: i can't make up my mind. >> jimmy: everyone wins. >> steve: everyone wins. >> jimmy: right? ♪ thank you, "24," for retu

>> steve: oh! oh!aughter and applause ] filthy. >> jimmy: the next one is from shia labeouf. he responded, "plagiarism is wrong." the tweet is replying to, it says plagiarism is wrong. [ laughter ] that's strange. let's keep going. here's one from home depot, they replied, "i'm sorry, we don't have those in our stores." let's hear the question. where can i find someone who works at home depot? sorry, do you work here? [ laughter ] do you have any idea where? here's one from director martin scorsese, he replied, "thanks, the original cut was four hours long." let's see the question, "great vine video." [ laughter ] lot of story to tell. next one is from alex rodriguez. he responded, "a hypodermic needle, and two small viles of hgh." let's see what he was asked, "after using steroids what do your genitals look like?" [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: here's the last one. here's from our good friend governor chris christie. he responded, "it may take a year to recover, but i'll be fine fo

that's weird. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the chicken wing place. >> steve: yeah exactly, "my server asked me, 'how does it feel?' instead of, 'how is everything?'" [ laughter ] how does it feel? >> steve: like a rolling stone? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how does it feel to eat foood? i got no teeth. [ laughter ] this one's from @theburbdaddy. he said, "i told my waiter that my potato was bad. he picked it up and said, 'bad potato' and said 'if it ever gives you any more trouble, tell me.'" [ laughter and applause ] i'll turn it into a french fry! got me? this one's from @daniscool36. he says, "the waiter asked if it was anyones birthday. i said 'no.' he said, 'well, it's mine,' and gave us all cake." [ applause ] free cake, that's cool. >> steve: that's nice. ♪ all by myself ♪ >> jimmy: happy birthday! ♪ don't want to be >> steve: need any salt? no, i have my tears. [ laughter ] this last one is from @ashleyfarris. she says, "after we paid our waiter said, 'enjoy the rest of your life!'" [ cheers and applause ] there you have it. those are tonight's "late night" hashtags. to

the idea was planted in kelly's mind with conversations with steve chambers the previous summer. >> steve chambers is a high school friend of kelly's. he's a convicted felon with a reputation as a smalltime con man, but he has a big heist on his mind. >> steven chambers was a burly man around town in gastonia, lincoln county, involved in various scams in the past, but he was always looking for the next thing to do. he was the one who came up with this idea. he had known that kelly had worked at loomis fargo and that she knew the ins and outs of the building in working there. and what the weaknesses were. in 1997, he said, do you think it's possible to steal from loomis fargo, do you know anybody who still works there who might be willing to do that? >> kelly campbell asks david ghantt if the robbery would be something he'd be willing to do. working at the loomis fargo facility every day, earning low pay, and seeing all the money come and go, he considers the ways millions of dollars could change his life. >> kelly campbell put the idea to david's mind that not only did he deserve better,

is that -- >> steve: a lot of penetration in the end zone. >> jimmy: yeah, interesting game. >> steveall is such a very physical sport. >> steve: yeah. yeah. tight end. [ clears throat ] [ laughter ] balls. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] okay. stop. stop. stop. end zone. this is from sophiana cohn. she was checking online dictionary for the meaning of the hindu ward, namaste. let's see what it means. look at the fourth one down. a really slacker way of saying, now i'm gonna say. "yo, you coming to tony's after-party? >> steve: nah, namaste." [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ tony's after-party? >> jimmy: namaste. this one's from david mckias. that how you pronouncing it? mckias? david mckias of sanger, california. this is insane, man. the screen grab of his youtube feed. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: okay? just interesting placement of photos here and just happens to be the way everything was placed. look at this. [ laughter ] weight lifter -- might be trying a little too hard. [ laughter ] gosh, that's funny. [ light laughter ] this is insane, dude. >> steve: booty popping. that's what it's call

steve is changing things for us. i'm just saying, steve. >> i know. i know what everybody is saying. at least we get a pattern change. the mornings will be a little foggier. there'll be some places with low visibility. if you're up north say fort bragg may be you might be in line with more than just clouds. temperatures coming down a little bit. the trend is to cool it down a little bit. here's sal. >> good morning, we are looking at a commute that's actually doing pretty well. you name the fog. just beware it's there. right here in oakland it's pretty clear. drive times are doing pretty well from the coliseum to oakland taking you about five minutes from crossing the town -- downtown about five minutes. your live drive time the -- 12 minutes from the toll plaza to san francisco. the traffic continues to move along pretty well. 5:01 let's go back to the desk. >>> a russian man with bay area ties has been arrested in pennsylvania for possession of a weapon of mass destruction. ktvu's tara moriarty with more on who he is and the connection to the bay ar

steve: a witch. >> [laughing]

the -- wello call steve jobs -- quote steve jobs. but he did not cite steve jobs. in the vanity fair interview, he said that when he was higher, it was like he had been punched in the tonic. -- stomach. he would talk about things using the exact same language that the jobswould use -- steve would use. people would say, is this the next steve jobs? i do not think it was right to do this, but in many respects, jobs who created this version of jack dorsey. they want to be seen as the next innovator. there is nothing wrong with wanting to do that. but they should want to do that in a way that is them being the innovator, not being someone else. , of the new york times, no story would be complete without a chapter on mark zuckerberg. what role does he play? >> mark zuckerberg tried to buy the company twice. he was trying to buy the week that jack dorsey was fired. idea,as not against the he was somewhat for it. it would have made him some money. was against it because he had just taken over. they spoke out against that. mark tried to buy it again and there's this great

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steve, you say we should hope they win. why?you should haven't to pay something you don't like and including taxes. dues are up $1,000 a year. they should have an opt-in choice. if you think they are doing good things you put up the money. but most like to keep the money they earn. >> that is already the law. that is not what this is about. every member has a right to opt out what they pay for the political dues. the law and it's clear. this is trying to give them the right to opt out of all of their dues. what is wrong with that? >> it's about the sour grapes that happen. they put it on the last election a people in california said it's not right. they should about get something for nothing. the union represents them and they should have to pay something. >> i was a teacher for a while and i didn't know all the stuff my union voted in far of, not only voted in favor of but lobbying. using our union dues to lobby. >> more than 95%. i think 97% of the union due go to the democratic causes. look at the numbers. 49%, half of teache

instant bonus, steve.enator co-sponsoring the bill with democrat jack reed. >> dean heller. >> from nevada. are you right. are you runi you are runk away with it. on the rachel mad dough show revealed this michigan house republican made 27 sunday talk show appearances, the most of any member of -- yessh steve. >> dave camp. >> >> incorrect. most show. >> senseen brerner? >> intelligence committee, oh. >> time is up. mike rogers. >> ah. >> enjoying his 160th round of golf as president, i think eisenhower played more, barak obama hit the links with this first foreign elected. >> prime minister of new zealand. >> john key, correct. 200 pounds for you, according to a report the beak, season two, american idle runner-up is considering -- steve. >> clay aiken. >> running for congress in north carolina. clay ache isn't correct. >> that is the end of the 200 point round. steve you have 1,000 points, chris tam has what minus 300. is that true? and evan at 200. we are moving into the 300 point round. >> a lot can ha

. >> steve: they don't care man.rules in curling man. >> jimmy: but the jamaican bobsled team made it to the olympics. [ cheers and applause ] good for them. jamaican bobsled team. they raised $187,000 to travel to the olympics which is $100,000 more than they needed. so they asked them what they did with the rest of the money and they were like, "invested it, man." [ laughter ] ♪ let's go to curling match man. let's go to curling. [ laughter ] i thought this was interesting. this year's u.s. olympic team will have a lot of athletes in 30s and 40s as opposed to past olympic when they were in their 20s. this is happening in other countries as well. i heard the chinese athletes some of them are as old as nine. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? really? [ applause ] >> jimmy: you guys, we have microsoft founder bill gates on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] love that guy. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i just want to take a minute to say, put away your iphones. [ laughter ] he said he is nervous about the interview b

how many hours do you work a week. >> wait, wait, wait, steve, steve,xd hold on.aughter) >> i don't know if people told you, i work at two kfcs and still couldn't make it, i did two kfcs, 35 hours at the end of the week and still didn't make it i still have a metrocard i need. i still have a family to:e"-fees paid at a certain time. and i still could not do that with working two kfcs. >> stephen: you were working at two kfc. do you still. >> no, sir. >> stephen: so. >> so now i'm only making $8, only 15 hours a week. so-- you tell me, steve. >> stephen: why not two shifts, why not over 30 hours. >> why not go over 30 hours a week, ask my manager that, i done know. >> stephen: because the requirement in obama care that anyone who works more than 30 hours a week has lead places like kfc with you work to keep people to part-time so they don't have to pay health care. >> rite, and that's why these corporations don't want to pay. they don't want to pay that health care so nass's why they put people under 30 hours a week. >> stephen: okay s sot( it's obama's fault. >> i

he started quoting steve jobs but didn't say it was steve jobs. he said he felt like we was punched in the stomach after being fired and that is what steve jobs said before about being fired. he was on-stage an a technology conference and talked about things using the same language steve jobs used saying magical and thinking about the users and all of these verbatim quotes. i said in the book i don't think that was right to do but but it was steve jobs that created this version of jack dosey. because jack and others want to be seen as the next innovator. there is nothing wrong with wanting to do that. but they should do it in a way that is them being the next innovator not trying to be someone else. >> host: no story is complete without a chapter on mark zuckerberg. what role did he play? >> mark tried to buy the company twice. the first time was the week that jack dosey was fired. it was in 2008, october. jack was for the idea, but williams was against it because he had just taken over as the ceo. they opted against it. and then the next time a y

steve met the unlikely schemer on the road. >> all right!chris rosati is both in the prime of his life and at the end of it. about a year ago this 42-year- old marketing vice president and father of two was diagnosed with a.l.s., lou gehrig's disease. it's obviously heartbreaking, but it's hardly the focus around here. in fact, after chris found out, he did something few people with a terminal illness ever choose to do-- he applied online for a job as a doughnut deliveryman. seriously. >> i knew i wouldn't get the job but at least then i could say when they arrest me, "hey, man, i applied." >> pelley: what do you mean when they arrested you? >> then the next step is you try to steal a truck. >> reporter: that's right. he said "steal a truck." it was all part of this fantasy chris dreamed up to stake out the krispy kreme doughnut factory near where he lives in durham, north carolina, follow one of the driver's on a route, and take his truck when the guy's not looking. >> and then just go around and give away the doughnuts. >> reporter: kind o

>> steve: come on! come on! >> jimmy: get ready.arry gibb, you love the bee gees, he's going to play some songs tonight. you're going to go nuts. it sounds great. and he's jamming out with the roots. right quest? >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: it's killer, killer. i don't want to spoil it. but, wow! you have to be ready for this. crank it up. turn it up. >> jimmy: higgins, do you ever wonder what celebrities are whispering to each other on the red carpet or at press conferences? i was watching the grammys last night, wondering, "what are they always whispering about?" >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: well, this is why we send our entertainment correspondent from the u.k., mr. peggy hess with his highly sensitive microphone to get to the bottom of this thing. that's right, it is time for "celebrity whispers." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, i'm peggy hess. and welcome to "celebrity whispers." sshh. >> did i tell you i let a skunk spray me when i got up this morning? >> really? >> yeah, i read an article online. that sa

today we'll just go through a few of the results before handing it off to steve. as you know our staff go and do evaluations. we evaluate every park once a year. the parks and recreation staff go out four times a year so every park is rated. we should have up to five scores of each park every year. that's what makes the result of this report. as you can see on this chart, this is over all trend for the last 7 years. what you are seeing from light to dark green are within the quarter within that year and the diamond is giving you the over all score for that year. we are continuing the upward trend and this is the first time since there has been a little bit of movement. 87 percent of the park scores above 85 percent. if a park is getting 85 percent it's in generally good condition. 69 percent have improved. if you compare this to last year, the numbers are different. steve will explain in a few minutes about the reweighting we did in the scores. we retroactively applied it to these scores. so the trend should remain the same. so what you are seeing here is a distri

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steve will explain in a few minutes about the reweighting we did in the scores. we retroactively applied it to these scores. so the trend should remain the same. so what you are seeing here is a distribution of parks. in the green we have parks that are over 90 percent and yellow under and red under 80 percent. you can see the parks are still doing well. we had an increase this year for the parks scoring over 90 percent which is really good. there are still a few parks that are down there scoring less than 80 percent that i know the parks and recreation is taking a look at to make sure those parks will be increasing in the future. in the in next slide we have a maep of the city. all districts are over 85 percent. district 9 is the highest and 10 is the lowest. the darker color being the distribution between 90-95 percent and the yellow between 85-95 percent. this chart here is the seven 7 years of the over all park scores. the big bar is part of what this over all score was and the diamond square was the highest district and the lowest district. you can see this

. >> i think it's over for him, steve. steve schmidt. thank you for joining us. >> good to see you, lawrence. >>> now a live edition of the "chris hayes show" is up next. . >>> good evening. once again from new york, i'm chris hayes. it was a very busy weekend. the governor thought one press conference thought the scandal would go away, he is sorely mistaken. today huge news out of trenton, the subpoena power on the scandal, those e-mails everyone has read. >> that subpoena power is expected to fall out tomorrow. it will be renewed and expanded. they announced they will be forming two separate committees to investigate the lane closures both with subpoena power. >> our concern is that there was apparently a very massive abuse of power and an attempt to conceal an abuse of power. >> new jersey assemblyman john wisne wisnewski. briget "time for traffic trouble" kelly. new jersey congressman revealed a federal investigation looking into the misuse of sandy funds, that's a story we have been following here for a while. we will bring you that

joining me now are msnbc's steve kornacki and e.j. dionne. thank you both for being here. >> good to be with you. >> now, steve, you led much of the report thong christie investigation story. what is your reaction to this? >> it's two things. the letter that we're talking about right now, part of this is the port authority where david wildstein was employed. the port authority he resigned from. >> who you used to work for. >> i worked for david wildstein. i do know david wildstein. have i not spoken to him personally since this whole thing broke in the last few months. the port authority denied him -- denied paying for his legal defense. so ostensibly, that is what this letter is about. he is making a claim to the port authority that it was wrong denying paying for his legal defense and here is why. it's significant. there is a motivation for david wildstein to try to get the port authority to pay for his legal defense. but thing is a second way of reading this letter. and it goes hand in hand with a few things we've seen from wildstein and h

what is steve ballmer's involvement going to be? he just outlined what his future is for this company -- how much will room door i have as a chief executive? there's that narratives and then there's selecting an internal candidate and this idea of people looking at that and if bill gates remained as chairman, people asking the question is this the same old microsoft? is there something different here? while that is more pr issues, the bigger issue at the board level is if you are satya nadella, and this is someone very well known in the tech community and doing some innovative stuff, what about running a company like microsoft a big global beast, having to deal with all sorts of different jurisdictions and tax stuff? a lot of messy things that come with being a large company. since we are talking about john thompson, you've got someone who has run a large technology company, but somebody who has a good relationship with wall street. it all starts to make some sense. >> we are still waiting to see what happens in the boardroom itself

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jobs, but he didn't say they were from steve jobs.for example, in the "vanity fair" piece he said when he was fired, he felt like he'd been punched in the stomach s and steve jobs had said that this 1984 when he was fired from the company in an interview to playboy. there was instances where he was on stage at technology conferences where he would talk about things using the exact same language that steve jobs used saying magical, and we think about the users and is all of these things that were literally verbatim quotes, and no one actually put those things together. and what i say in the book is while i don't think that that was right to do that, in many respects it was steve jobs that created this version of jack dorsey because jack and others in the valley want to be seen as that kind of, that next innovator. and i think that there's nothing wrong with wanting to do that, but they should do that in a way that is really them being the next innovator, not them trying to be someone else. >> host: nick bilton of the new york times, i

to have very few proposed increases and doing thing more proficiently i'm going to turn it over to steve and we'll go through each of those and i'll close with the capital 10 year review and what the impact is on all the rates. thank you >> did anybody notice the title he slide yet. i forget to change the title years it was pointed out to me. i'm steve the assistant general manager for the water and i imagine to go through the presentation we're talking about not only the hetch hetchy but the other. the organization chart ass as i showed last time. this is the delivery of the water to the 2.6 million people. we have priorities within the water it's summarized in the next slide. first on the roiblt does the shut down is going forward so that will be an ongoing activity for the next few years but it's on the downhill side now. transitioning to the post organization that is 13wr5g9 the projects into the system which is one challenge but staffing the modifications over time and a trend toward electronic electricians. we need to 13wr5rg9 our other systems. we've talked in previous fiscal year

steve pallson here with the -- steve paulson here with the weather. how is it looking steve? >> it's looking cloudy. for us a mix of sun and clouds. high pressure that has been bringing us record highs for two weeks. but backing up we get a little westerly breeze. if there's any rain for us looks like it'll be wednesday into thursday. so we'll tackle that tomorrow. still very warm air. high pressure not giving up too soon. so there's some very dense fog around. some of the visibility down to about a quarter to half mile. so be careful on that. near 40 or near 50. those low clouds definitely help curtain. we have to wait to get a possibility. afternoon temps more into the 60s closer to the coast. here's sal. >> hi steve. we have a crash on the bay bridge. we want to show you the upper deck right now and you can see how slow it is. the time on the bridge has been doubled. so usually takes about 10 or 11 minutes to drive across that span. now it's taking about 20 minutes, but as you go to the toll plaza. this is what happens they slow those metering lights down because the bridg

and steve rudin was in madison, wisconsin. >> i was. and they are dealing with really cold temperatures. the green bay game with the windchill factor well below zero. anywhere between 40 and 60 below. >> unbelievable. >> we are getting it easy. looking at the white house right now, the fog has dissented on to the area. it will stick around for the next few hours. right now. 40 degrees at reagan national airport. 40 is our high for the day. i suspect the temperature will continue to rise as we move through at least the next 3-4 if not five hours. i record 71 setback in 1977. the high was 42. 56 this hour. takes us to woodbridge at 37 degrees. temperatures will continue to rise. the coldest air is to the west of d.c. frederick at 32. further east you go, temperatures around 60 degrees. , maryland, park temperatures -- lexington park, maryland, temperatures are warm. this warm air will lift to the north. notice the wind will change direction. most noticeable will be the temperature the getting to fall. it will fall quickly. on the radar, a