>> steve: what?put sprigs of mint in iced tea, for saying, "hey, here's something for you to remove." [ applause ] >> steve: can you throw this away for me? >> jimmy: sure, i can do that, i guess. >> steve: thank you. i left some paper on the straw, too. >> jimmy: i put a cigarette butt in there, too, i hope you enjoy it. [ light laughter ] it's my last day. >> steve: oh, that was your tea? i'm getting fired. for taking naps in the nap room. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, microwave ovens, for letting me cook food in minutes without ever knowing what half your buttons do. [ applause ] >> steve: power defrost? >> jimmy: defrost turkey? >> steve: i can't even figure out how to turn it on. >> jimmy: i got some triv -- quick triv for you. >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: are you ready for this? see if you know the answer to this. >> steve: all right, ready? wait. >> jimmy: you know those -- >> steve: go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, stop. sorry, you're thinking too hard. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: you know the popcorn

>> steve: yeah!and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a fun new game planned with her, be sure to tune in for that. plus we have music from brett eldredge and thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] that's tomorrow night. but first, we have a fantastic show. it's a hot show tonight. >> steve: a hot, hot show. >> jimmy: this is a hot, hot, hot show. [ cheers and applause ] first, this guy is a big, big movie star in a big, big movie. from "batman v superman: dawn of justice," batman himself, ben affleck is here! [ cheers and applause ] i love ben affleck. >> steve: come on, i love me the ben. >> jimmy: love ben affleck. ben's going to fill us in on the movie, then and he and i are going to do what tough guys do, play a round of "pup quiz." now this is -- this is our animal trivia game where the winner takes home puppies. [ cheers ] plus, from the hit comedy series, "life in pieces" and the new hbo film, "confirmation," zoe lister-jones is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] and that's -- that's it. >> ste

or a flap. >> steve: no.er man." >> steve: oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] help me! >> jimmy: and finally -- what's that? >> steve: help me! >> jimmy: where did you learn to speak english, man? >> steve: from that group styx. >> jimmy: where did you learn? [ laughter ] >> steve: from styx, the rock band. >> jimmy: the rock band styx? [ light laughter ] what's your favorite song, spiderman? >> steve: i love the tune, my number five favorite song is "too much time on my hands." >> jimmy: can i see your little headphones? >> steve: sure. got for it. >> jimmy: you mind if i put them up to the mic? ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. great song. it's a great song. i love it so much. i'm obsessed with it. finally, spider-man loves mary jane, if you know what i mean. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: you know what i'm saying? yeah. think about it. our final topic is captain america. of course, he's got a brand-new movie coming out. but here are a few things you might not know about captain america. first, he owes cap

>> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: how is he doing? >> steve: not well.ty of the reunion, he was toasted. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey-yo! hey! [ applause ] we've got three. >> jimmy: anyway, tedbuddermoffen says -- "i would like to see a chip press that gathers all the crumbs from the bottom of the chip bag and forms into one final chip." [ cheers ] >> steve: yeah, a pringle. >> jimmy: one final. oh, a pringle. yeah, get a a pringle out of it. it's already been invented. this one's from @ten72. he says "a pedometer that plays the bee gees "staying alive" whenever i start walking." [ applause ] ♪ [ as travolta ] >> jimmy: i can't believe this, like -- i can't believe this, like, crazy. come on, it's like -- i've got my fitbit. i've got 20,000 steps over here. it's crazy, right. don't touch the hair. [ light laughter ] [ as trump ] don't touch the hair. >> steve: oh, my gosh. it's vinnie barbarino trump, yeah. it's vinnie -- >> jimmy: it's almost the same -- it's almost the same impression, yeah. [ laughter ] this one is from @abitilliterate. >> jimmy: this

>> steve: blu-ray. >> jimmy: dvd. >> steve: dvd!ter ] >> jimmy: pro -- hearing john kasich jokingly say, "you talking to me?" con -- hearing a reporter say, "yes." and him going, "oh, my god, really? this never happened before. what do i do? what do i do?" [ applause ] "oh, hi. oh, well, i love everything." pro -- hillary's popular among supporters in queens. con -- which explains the new slogan, "yas, queens." >> steve: oh, snap. >> jimmy: and finally, pro -- for extra security at his rallies, donald trump hired the toughest, most intimidating guy he knows. con -- times square elmo. [ laughter ] there he is right there. that's the "pros & cons." we'll be right back with amy schumer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ to those who don't run from mud...but through it. who know it wasn't a day at the beach... unless someone got buried. to the fullbacks... gearheads... and those with green thumbs. to the sticky... the stinky... even those who get a little icky. to all the beautiful mess makers, keep it up... with delta in2ition plus h2okinetic,

steve: right, true. >> just a break. steve: for a minute. finally you know we look at 7 day, there is good news at the end, that has not been for a while. nick: beautiful weather, why is this up there? you got a look. people may not stick around. but, you know we have that beautiful forecast coming up. just get through a couple showers tomorrow, then beyond, because, beyond middle of tomorrow, then after this fun, 65, 44 today, close to average. we'll take that 65 high. sun went to work for a little bit this afternoon. rain, sprinkles and this evening a line of showers. we will see sun by time we get to tomorrow afternoon, 56 now, a mid to high deck of broken clouds to the south. we look at fox 5 sky guardian that band of showers we had earlier is now off to the north and east, not much mere by, it will be a while before they get here. predawn hours. 65 for high in city, but 50s outside of town to long island 43 in monticello. still in 40s there. upper 50s around town. by newark, and 50 to the long island area. south-southwest wind is the ov

. >> steve: any -- >> jimmy: unlimited. >> steve: a million? you got it. >> jimmy: yeah. you can eat there four days if you want to. >> steve: yeah. sit here. >> jimmy: unlimited. >> steve: if you go to the bathroom, though, you're done. >> jimmy: deal's off, man, yeah. unless you do it while you're eating. [ light laughter ] here's one from president obama. family on easter last week, with the easter bunny, with the caption, "the whole family was together this easter." hillary clinton commented, "beautiful." harry reid commented, "i second that." and joe biden commented, "holy crap, you're related to the easter bunny?" [ laughter and applause ] no, the family's on this side. >> steve: don't even. >> jimmy: why shatter his dream? >> steve: yeah. he's got -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's the last one here, it's from cuba gooding, jr. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: love him. he wrote, "do you think o.j. re i ally did it?" john travolta commented, "it's a complex case, but the evidence seems convincing." david schwimmer commented, "i honestly don't know.

hey. >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: hey! >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: hey, hey, watch it. [ laughter ] and finally, there's "not tonight." [ laughter and applause ] this is a big deal today. tesla unveiled its new model 3 electric car. and i saw that fans were reserve one. yeah, camping out. camping out is actually great practice for when their cars run out of power 30 miles from the nearest outlets. it's what they're gonna do. [ applause ] and finally, i saw that according to forbes, the new "now that's what i call music" cd sold a quarter of a million copies last week. yeah, and it's actually the 93rd installment in the "now" series. but they decided to go ahead and release a best of cd. they even have a commercial for it, it's pretty interesting. check this out. >> after 18 years, and over 1,500 songs, "now that's what i call music" presents "now that's what i call now that's what i call music: the best of now that's what i call music." featuring songs like "the rockafeller skank" by fatboy slim. right about now the funk soul brother check

>> jimmy: hey, come on. >> steve: hey-oh! >> jimmy: someone beat me to it. >> steve: hey!y: hey, over on the republican side, ben carson said yesterday that donald trump knows about foreign policy just as much as the other candidates but is not an expert on russia. trump was like, "that is nonsense. [ laughter ] i ordered half my wives from russia. so i think i know what i'm talking about." [ applause ] [ laughter ] actually, during a rally last night melania trump pushed back against claims that her husband is sexist and said donald treats everyone equally. she was like, "he treats everyone the same whether they're supermodels, swimsuit model, or lingerie model. they're all -- [ laughter and applause ] they're all equal in his eyes." i want to say congrats to the villanova wildcats who won the college basketball national championship last night! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] the game came to an end when forward kris jenkins hit a a three-point buzzer -- a a three-point shot right at the buzzer. did you see this? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it's only in like college -- watch thi

>> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: let me give you another example. >> steve: okay, good.ll not grasping it. >> jimmy: no problem. here's vladimir putin riding on a horse. [ laughter ] shirtless. >> steve: shirtless. >> jimmy: that's what he does, he rides shirtless on a horse. >> steve: that's his jam. >> jimmy: yeah, it seems like a a pretty macho thing to do, right? >> steve: right. >> jimmy: let's zoom in. he's got a tattoo that says "dance like no one's watching." [ laughter ] >> steve: really? [ cheers and applause ] in english? >> jimmy: in english. >> steve: that's weird. that is odd. >> jimmy: it's the language of love. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: english. >> steve: english. it's the language -- the international language. >> jimmy: international language of love. >> steve: i'm still not getting this. and i thank you for the presentation. >> jimmy: let me give you -- no, problem, and i -- you're a a good student. >> steve: thank you. >> jimmy: let me give you another example. >> steve: okay, ybe w, i will grasp it. >> jimmy: basicall we zoom in on photos and enhance

[ laughter ] >> steve: what? oh! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> steve: oh.ower. >> jimmy: that guy -- that guy is like redneck dr. seuss. [ laughter ] i also read that bernie sanders hillary clinton for the third month in a row. bernie sanders has so much money now he can't vote for bernie sanders. >> steve: really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, he can't. [ applause ] after a rough week on the campaign trail, donald trump suffered a big loss yesterday in wisconsin to ted cruz. or as trump put it, "i hit a a wall." [ light laughter ] "a big wall." [ light laughter ] "and i'm going to have to pay for it." [ laughter and applause ] get this, in a new study, three in four americans told pollsters that they were angry because, quote, "public officials don't care what people like me think." got even angrier when the pollster's like, "yeah, i wasn't asking you, i was asking the guy behind you." [ light laughter ] thank you. [ applause ] and the prime minister of iceland resigned, yesterday, after it was revealed that he had undisclosed finances in the panama papers

>> steve: they sing that?ae sremmurd, they're famous for singing that goes -- ♪ sitting on a bar stool talking like a damn fool got the 12:00 news blues ♪ >> steve: no, i think that's styx. >> jimmy: that is the band styx. you're right. [ laughter ] >> steve: i don't think its rae sremmurd. i was thinking that of them, because i do love these guys, and they're great. but i was thinking that styx song is great. >> steve: which song? how does it go? >> jimmy: it goes like this. it goes -- ♪ i'm sitting on a bar stool talking like a damn fool got the 12:00 news blues ♪ >> jimmy: do we have time? can we show a little bit of the video just to see, just to figure out -- a quick second? there it is, right there. styx, dennis deyoung, awesome. [ scatting ] point. trigger gun, gun, double point. then -- tennis whites! tennis whites! he's got his tennis whites on. a lot of graphics there. and then check out this dude, tommy shaw in the house in his unitard. look at that. look at that one. oh, my gosh. >> steve: turquois

>> steve: yeah. this is -- [ laughter ] he's spotted at disneyland this week eating corn on the cob. but he was eating it in an interesting way. we hate to do this to him, but here, take a look. this is it. [ laughter ] disneyland was like, "hey, man, this is a family place." [ laughter ] even the corn was like, "at least buy me a drink first." [ laughter ] we love you, buble. we have a great show. give it up for the roots! get ready guys! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, whoa. you guys ready? this is a hot show tonight, hot! [ cheers and applause ] robert de niro is on the show tonight. >> steve: oh, we love him. ♪ got the twelve o'clock news blues ♪ [ light laughter ] i'm obsessed with this song, the styx song. >> steve: it's a modern song? >> jimmy: no, styx. >> steve: oh, styx. >> jimmy: it's the song "too much time on my hands." you know that song? [ laughter and applause ] it's a great song. you know, the lyrics are "i got the twelve o'clock news blues." yeah. w

steve: it does. dari: traditionally surgery has been used to help people who can't see things from far away, like me. steve: now a manhattan doctor is using it to help people see things close up. antwan lewis shows how it works. >> reporter: roughly one in five americans need reading glasses for new yorkers looking to ditch their lenses, this doctor may have what you're looking for, the camera inlay. >> we haven't had anything that's been remarkable since franklin's buy focal, 1784. >> smaller and thinner than a contact lens, it is a mini ring with a pinhole opening. it allows focused light to enter the eye. implanted in the cornea of the least dominant eye, it allows the patient to see up close without disrupting distance vision in both eyes. it makes use of small aperture optics optics. >> when we reduce the aperture, like on a cell phone, you increase your depth of focus. >> reporter: eliminating the need for reading glasses. he is the only procedure performing the surgery in the metro new york ar

steve and jen? steve: thank you. before heading our way, wild weather left a number of tornados across the south. this was the scene after a twister touched down yesterday in mississippi near the alabama border, damaging homes, taking down trees and power lines. there are no reports of life-threatening injuries. lots of damage. jen: the water at eight more positive for dangerous levels of lead. steve: antwan lewis spoke with the mayor to find out what's being done to clean up the problem. >> it's a statewide problem and needs to be addressed. >> reporter: newark's mayor speaking exclusively to fox 5 saying to fix the water lead problem, newark is going to need help. >> which should not fall on the taxpayers of this municipality, particularly since the state is in control of the school system. in order to raise the dollars we need, we're going to need the residents of the state to pitch in, the legislators. >> reporter: eight more facilities used by public and charter schools tested positive for elevated lead levels i

steve: it is good. i feel there have been some of late concern that maybe you get a false sense of security with the spf and putting on the lotion. above spf 30 have benefits. >> a lot of cosmetics are 15. you need the sunscreen. even if you're indoors, if important to put the sunscreen on. dari: or in a car. >> exactly. the down side is you might also need to take vitamin d for lot of us indoors, but it's important when you look at the big picture. steve: to get the benefit of the sun. got to be worried about the risk than the benefit from vitamin d. that's good information. and spf 100 doesn't -- that's like too much? >> it might be okay. if you're more prone to sunburn, spf of 100 is okay. if you want to go with a lower level, you could do spf 30. dari: that will suffice. >> for melanoma. dari: next time you go to use a hand drier in a public bathroom, you may want to get a paper towel. tell us. this was crazy. steve: we're talking about the high power -- dari: the ones you stick your hands in. >> th

steve: thank you. a former nypd officer has been sentenced to nine years in he was charged with attempted murder when he opened fire on a man at a stoplight in pelham. he was off-duty and drunk at the time. the victim suffered multiple gunshot wounds but did survive. police say his carelessness perfectly affected his life and his family. >> just because i wasn't physically injured in terms of shots fired and my body receiving bullet fire, the mental trauma is physical trauma. it is something that sticks with you. steve: he pled guilty to two court. he said he was truly sorry for nearly killing those two men. dari: a fifth high profile officer has been reassigned after a federal corruption investigation. borough manhattan north. the latest move is coming as mayor de blasio continues to distance himself from a pair of brooklyn businessmen with ties offered gifts to several nypd officers in exchange for favors. >> it's very simple. i did not know them -- to the best of my memory, did not know them before

steve: thanks, liz. also developing at 5:00, a tsunami advisory has been lifted in southern japan after the island nation was rocked by a second strong earthquake in a little more than 24 hours. dari: lidia curanaj joining us from the newsroom with the latest on the rescue and recovery. >> reporter: not only was the area hit with an earthquake 24 hours ago, but they also suffered through more than 100 aftershocks in the interim. today's quake struck eight miles south of where thursday's quake hit. this latest quake was extremely powerful, with a preliminary magnitude of 7.1. the quake shook the region at 1:25 saturday. several aftershocks followed, some as strong as 5.3 magnitude. japanese media is showing collapsed streets, crumbling buildings and homes. the number of dead is unknown. there are many reports of people being trapped inside their homes because the earthquake was it's technically a foreshock. dramatic video has surfaced showing an eight-month-old baby being pulled from the rubble of a colla