steve: londyn? >> jimmy: that's what i said, right? >> steve: yeah, why not?immy: oh, she says. sorry about that. >> steve: oh, then it's londyn. >> jimmy: londyn. >> steve: of course it's londyn. >> jimmy: of course, londyn. you were thinking of donlyn. >> steve: yeah, i was thinking donlyn. >> jimmy: yeah. no, this is londyn. >> steve: londyn. what's londyn say? >> jimmy: londyn. >> steve: londyn. >> jimmy: she says, "i went through the dunkin' donuts drive thru and started talking to the garbage can instead of the speaker." >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i've done that. >> steve: i've done that. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i've done that. how you doing? i'll take two empty doughnut boxes and a couple of napkins. [ muffled speaker ] [ laughter ] a couple what and some napkins? [ muffled speaker ] >> jimmy: do i want to eat it with opie? [ muffled speaker ] >> jimmy: andy griffith? [ laughter ] are you talking about "the andy griffith show?" [ muffled speaker ] i think your speaker is cutting out. >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: you heard me say that? i hea

>> steve: i would love to.ing clues to your blindfolded partner to get them to guess what you are eating. you may not begin describing that food until the food is in your mouth. >> jimmy: that's when you start talking? >> steve: yes, when the food is in your mouth. the team wit the most -- wins. any questions? >> jimmy: well -- >> steve: great, here are tonight's categories. [ laughter ] we have all up in my grill. >> jimmy: okay, i can do that. >> steve: neptune's bounty. >> jimmy: not sure. >> steve: just shoot me. ciao down. >> jimmy: mmm mario. >> steve: turkatory. and mmm mmm good. >> jimmy: you took your time on that one. >> steve: put a little linguist on it. >> a little muffled on that. >> jimmy: took your time a a little bit too on that one. >> steve: jimmy, why don't you pick the first category for mario? >> jimmy: thank you, buddy. i'm going to do ciao down. >> steve: ciao down, okay. put on your blindfolds. >> he puts on mine or i put on his? >> steve: you put on yours. >> jimmy: all right. >> all r

>> jimmy: steve harv i kind of -- well really steve discovered him and then -- >> steve: steve discovered you saw and said, "hey, i gotta have that kid." >> jimmy: i saw and said, "hey, that kid's got something." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: "what's his name?" and i was like, "nice to meet you, little man. how are you?" [ laughter ] and he goes -- well, yeah, he's taller than me. >> steve: right, right. >> jimmy: and he goes, "i'm doing great. how you doing?" [ laughter ] i go, "would you like to come on 'the tonight show?'" he goes, "sure, i'd love to." so he's coming on. "came here to forget." that's what he's singing tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: 11 years old. wow. >> jimmy: guys, today's friday, and that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. i check my inbox. i return some e-mails and send out thank you notes. and i was running a bit -- [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit behind so i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool with you guys? [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i love you

. >> steve: really?how much is a a fish? >> jimmy: i got an answer. >> steve: how much is it? >> jimmy: we had this band on the other night, we played a a song by scooter called, "how much is the fish?" ♪ this is it. ♪ it's a techno song. ♪ the chase is better and it just kicks in. ♪ than the catch he just just dances then he goes -- ♪ how much is the fish >> jimmy: how much is this fish? it's a giant, apparently giant song in germany. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and so, i sent a a video out. it's by scooter. >> scooter. >> jimmy: real song. >> steve: huge in germany. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: hasslehoff two. >> jimmy: i asked him, i asked the lead singer, i said, "can you just answer for everybody how -- first of all, was this a a fish that you're going to eat?" >> steve: right. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "or is it for an aquarium? and then how much was it?" and he said, "it was for an aquarium." >> steve: right. >> jimmy: "and it was $3.80." >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] that' a good deal. >> jimmy: not

>> steve: hold on.n use steak -- i'm asking him that. >> jimmy: hey, is that your wife? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: how's she doing? >> steve: she's doing okay. i mean, not so good. she broke her foot. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you guys making steak for at 3:00 in the morning? >> steve: well, we're going to make steak tomorrow morning for breakfast. i was going to make waffles, steak and chips. but i go, i don't have the recipe. so -- [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: i understand why you would call me. here's the problem, i do not see it anywhere here. >> steve: shoot, that's what i figured. >> jimmy: wait, hold on a a second. i think i see it on the cover, here. [ light laughter ] yeah, you can put chips next to steak. >> steve: okay, great, great, great, thanks a lot man, i'll call you later. >> jimmy: i'll talk to you later, man. >> steve: get wise. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this next book -- >> steve: what's this next book? >> jimmy: --is a sci-fi book. >> steve: ooh, i love s

steve: it failed.ut they can push that aside and put in a replacement design that won't have that problem. emily: so will spacex accomplish its goal of getting to mars in the next 15 years? steve: absolutely. the colony might take about 20 years. emily: 20 years to get the colony started? wow. steve: but if you just want to send something to mars and not get it back, they can do it a lot sooner, in a year or two. emily: you have a tesla model s and model x. do you have a preference? steve: i like them both. and not just an s, but the very first s ever made. which is a pretty cool -- emily: you have the very first s ever made. wow. steve: yes. the first production model car. elon got the first production model x. we have number two and number one. emily: how is it performing? steve: great. emily: how many times has it been serviced? steve: not much. here is what i can tell you. i have yet to replace the brakes. this is the earliest car. there is no spark plugs, no muffler, no smog check. none of the usu

>>steve a:and i'm steve aveson. >>steve a:now we are tracking the chance of rain for the morning. we want to take you live outside. this is a shot from our bay bridge camera. a wind advisory in effect all over tonight. >>pam m:we also have a live picture from san francisco international airport. not a good day to fly. the wind caused major delays -- some flights delayed an hour and a half. the question now -- what can we expect heading into tomorrow. meteorologist britney shipp is here with answers guard. >>reporter: here is a closer look at the with the plan weren't in the low 50s by 11:00 a.m. and temperatures are warm and to the mid-50s and then into the '60s you go by 1:00 p.m. a closer look at the when the us will want to win out san francisco airport down to zero the reason lies will have this area of low pressure bring a snow showers to the sierra a chance of rain showers as the go into the rest of tonight as to take a closer look as to what to expect this is what it will look like we could see some heavy downpour and isolated thunderstorms as to get into the afternoon as i

>> steve: nope. >> jimmy: thursday? >> steve: nope. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: friday?friday. friday, oh, i got -- no, i gotta catch up with some stuff here. >> steve: what do you gotta do? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: normally i check my e-mails. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: i return some e-mails. i check my inbox. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy and of course i send out thank you notes. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and i haven't done that yet. could i do that now? do you guys mind if i do thank you notes? [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate this. this is the best. you guys are the coolest. thank you so much. james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, he's got a sly little secret. >> jimmy: yeah, he has a a secret. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, he knows something. >> jimmy: yeah, he does. >> steve: he's keeping something inside. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, reebok, for conducting a survey about how often people have sex. which is surprising since it's nike that's always saying just do it. [ laughter and applause ] ♪

didn't mind it. >> steve: yeah, not at all. >> jimmy: he loves his life. >> steve: he does. >> jimmy german band that i've never heard of. maybe someone out there, have you guys ever heard of the band scooter? really? [ laughter ] that's so not true. we don't make these songs up. questlove always thinks that we make some up. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: no, no. >> questlove: i think y'all do. >> jimmy: no, we don't. we don't make -- >> steve: scooter. >> jimmy: scooter. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, they're probably called scooter. >> steve: yeah, scooter. >> jimmy: this is scooter. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: jumping all over the world. actually, it looks like jim post from the future if you think about it. >> steve: yeah. maybe he's a time lord. i jumped in the jim post party. >> jimmy: anyway, scooter. so scooter. this song is called "how much is the fish." [ light laughter ] he's, like, shopping for -- >> steve: he's asking for the fish. a query. how much is the fish? >> jimmy: just a query. how much is the fish? here it is. scooter. "how much is the fish." ♪ ♪ the chase is better tha

>> steve: blu-ray. >> jimmy: dvd. >> steve: dvd!ter ] >> jimmy: pro -- hearing john kasich jokingly say, "you talking to me?" con -- hearing a reporter say, "yes." and him going, "oh, my god, really? this never happened before. what do i do? what do i do?" [ applause ] "oh, hi. oh, well, i love everything." pro -- hillary's popular among supporters in queens. con -- which explains the new slogan, "yas, queens." >> steve: oh, snap. >> jimmy: and finally, pro -- for extra security at his rallies, donald trump hired the toughest, most intimidating guy he knows. con -- times square elmo. [ laughter ] there he is right there. that's the "pros & cons." we'll be right back with amy schumer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what's it say? is it the cure for malaria? has the war ended? a prince wants to give us 20 million dollars, he just needs our social security numbers. we're gonna be rich!!! horses for everyone! the first spam was sent by telegraph in 1864. huh. put some flavor in your break. make time for snapple only one network gives you mor

steve! steve! steve! so close. it's not always easy to control your enthusiasm.tions and compare costs. that's my husband. let me try this. second time's a charm. oh there goes mine. unitedhealthcare unless you have allergies. then your eyes may see it differently. flonase is the first and only nasal spray approved to relieve both itchy, watery eyes and congestion. no other nasal allergy spray can say that. when we breathe in allergens our bodies react by over producing six key inflammatory substances that cause our symptoms. most allergy pills only control one substance. flonase controls six. and six is greater than one. more complete allergy relief. flonase. 6>1 changes everything. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our next guests are best-selling authors who just released their second children's book, "our great big backyard," to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the national park service. please give a warm welcome to former first lady mrs. laura bush and her daughter, "today" show correspondent jenna bush hager. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. you

is dropping in. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: he is unbelievable. >> steve: phenomenal. >> jimmy: it's aaron burr. >> steve: he's aaron burr. >> jimmy: he opens up the whole thing. >> steve: that's it. >> jimmy: and we have great music for one of our favorites. and she's going to do a little grateful dead number for us tonight, courtney barnett is here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "day of the dead." i love courtney barnett. guys, today's friday. that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, i return some e-mails and of course send out thank you notes. [ chrs i thought maybe i could write some out right now. i appreciate that, guys. hey, james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ [ laughter ] that doesn't seem genuine. >> steve: that's fake. >> jimmy: that doesn't seem genuine at all. >> steve: the eyes look dead. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. exactly, yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: he's got hate in his eyes. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, i know. ♪ thank you, ne

steve! steve! steve! so close. it's not always easy to control your enthusiasm.e options and compare costs. that's my husband. let me try this. second time's a charm. oh there goes mine. unitedhealthcare [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our next guests are best-selling authors who just released their second children's book, "our great big backyard," to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the national park service. please give a warm welcome to former first lady mrs. laura bush and her daughter, "today" show correspondent jenna bush hager. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. you guys are so cute together. this is awesome. happy belated mother's day to both of you. >> thank you. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here. how's the rest of the family? >> they're great. they're doing great. >> jimmy: your husband doing well? >> he's doing really well. he's doing a lot of painting. >> jimmy: he is? [ laughter ] i am obsessed with his panting. i think their fantastic. >> you've only seen the very early ones. >> the naked portrait. [ laugh

>> steve: ooh. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: oh well, that's -- >> steve: nine lives.ortunate but -- >> steve: yeah. what are you gonna do? >> jimmy: pro, eating corn on the cob. con, eating it like michael buble. that is not how he eats corn. >> steve: no, don't do it. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's not how you eat corn. that's not -- that's not how you -- ♪ that's not how you eat corn. >> steve: kron. >> jimmy: that is not how you eat corn at all. >> steve: eat kron on the cob, yeah. don't ever eat it like that. >> jimmy: no, you can't. >> steve: why would you do that? >> jimmy: there's no way he did that. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he did it like a a goof. as a goof. >> steve: that's a goof. yeah. >> jimmy: he had to do it as a a joke or something. >> steve: you had to. 'cause nobody goes, "how am gonna eat this corn?" >> jimmy: there's no way you can -- >> steve: when it naturally come out this way. >> jimmy: well how you gonna get to the bottom of it? [ light laughter ] you'd be choking to get the bottom. finally, pro, throwing all of

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song. >> steve: yeah, i think so.o, is a soundtrack to a a superhero movie. >> steve: oh great. >> jimmy: people love it. i mean, "x-men," superhero movie. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: so it's just, it's kind of like that. let's see what it is. this is called, it's "italian spider-man." >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: is that what spiderman looks like? >> steve: i know italian spiderman. >> jimmy: is that what spiderman looks like? >> steve: that's italian spiderman. >> jimmy: what? sounds like italian zorro. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, "italian spiderman." let's take a listen to "italian spiderman." ♪ ♪ italian spiderman italian spiderman italian spiderman italian spiderman ♪ ♪ what up girl pussycat ♪ >> jimmy: how much is this fish. [ cheers and applause ] that's all the time we have for "do not play." if you have an album or a song you think we should use on our next show, we want to see it. send your suggestions to our blog at donotplay@tonightshow.com. stick around, we'll be

emily: what was your relationship with the steve -- with steve like?ony: it was very professional. there were times it was friendly. i would not say we were friends, per se, in terms of hanging out. it was friendly, but it was tough at times. it was a great mentor kind of relationship at times. and there were other times when he will call me on my crap or i called him on the crap -- he didn't like that. whether we were fighting or being friendly, it was all about the best thing for the customer and the experience, which is what i loved. i would never trade that for anything. emily: i read it was kind of like father and son. is that fair? tony: there were love-hate moments. there were times when we were like ok, we are going to take on the world. there are other times there it was like "i'm going to strangle you." if there is tension, there is -- if there is no tension, there is no creation. you really need creative tension. emily: you quit a couple times. he fired you a couple times. you made up. tony: it was a dramatic relationship. [laughter] emily:

>> steve: yeah!d applause ] >> jimmy: he's hosting "saturday night live." >> steve: hilarious. >> jimmy: good dude. plus, we have megyn kelly and music from meghan trainor. >> steve: whoa. >> jimmy: double megans. >> steve: double megans. [ cheers and applause ] then on friday, kit harington, rose byrne and blake shelton will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] we're gonna do something fun with blake. and of course, thank you notes. that's on friday. it's going to be good. but first, we have a fun show tonight. we always love when this woman pays us a visit. the gorgeous, the talented, jada pinkett-smith is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she is great in "gotham." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: great. jada and i are going to talk about her big return to the television show "gotham." and then she and i are going to play a fun game of "famous face-off." yeah, it's a good game. sweeping the nation. >> steve: it is. with a broom. >> jimmy: plus, he's a good friend of the show. i just love the guy

[ laughter ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: what's up! >> steve: yeah!mmy: i mean, like they say, once you go black stallion, you never go back stallion. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> horse. >> jimmy: i mean white horses are like -- white horses are like, "hey, let's make a a zebra." [ laughter ] no, no, no. even putin was like, "can he ride me?" and then you go, "no, that's -- why would you ask that?" [ applause ] he can't ride. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: i mean, what? that doesn't make sense. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: i've never seen that. and finally, i don't really know what to think about this but a new product called the licki brush is trying to revolutionize the way cat owners interact with their cats. this is real. check this out. >> introducing licki brush. ♪ cats groom each other as a form of social bonding. as a human you're left out of this intimate ritual. [ laughter ] the licki brush will now lick your cat back. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. they picked some happy music for the saddest video i've ever seen. we have a great show tonight

i'm good. >> steve: you sure? >> jimmy: no, that's all right. >> steve: you sure?kle? help you with some caulk? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i got a pair of plyers? [ light laughter ] caulk? >> steve: like a caulking gun. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh caulking gun. all right. [ laughter ] here's another here. this is a nursing home schedule, okay. so a lot of advance schedule here right there. you've got 9:30, exercise dvd. 10:00, they're gonna be line dancing, that's fun. 6:30, they're showing a movie called "the second best erotic marigold hotel." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: well, hello. >> jimmy: got a big turnout actually. >> steve: big turnout. >> jimmy: here's another one here, you guys. it's a supermarket display that says "weight management and chill with keebler cookies." there you go that's -- [ laughter and applause ] technically, it is managing your weight. >> jimmy: here's another one here. it's pet supermarket. dog adoptions and barbecue. [ audience oohs ] >> steve: hey, you want him or not? you want to take him home or you want him -- >> jimmy: t

steve! steve! steve! so close. it's not always easy to control your enthusiasm. quick care options that's my husband. let me try this. second time's a charm. oh there goes mine. unitedhealthcare where have you been? i had to put on my jeans by myself! i am so sorry. this personal essay is way harder than i thought. it's just not in my nature to brag on myself. not even a backdoor brag? what's a backdoor brag? sneaking something wonderful about yourself into everyday conversation, like when i tell people i can't watch musicals 'cause i have perfect pitch. (announcer vo) some carriers promise unlimited streaming, but then shrink your videos so they're not hd quality. it's not pretty. switch to verizon now, buy a galaxy s7 edge and get one free. plus up to $650 back. only on america's best network. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. welcome back. i'm hanging out with the hilarious seth rogen. now seth, before the break we showed a clip of you doing stand up when you were 13. >> yes. >> jimmy: well last week, we actually asked kids at home t

. >> steve:and i'm steve aveson. today's shooting is the third on an east bay highway in less than a week. the second on highway 4. >> steve:kron-4's alecia reid joins us live from a gas station where police caught up with the suspects. >> steve:alecia. >> reporter:a freeway shooting in the east bay shut down westbound >> reporter: lee said it stemmed from eighth argument at a quick stock and antioch. two people fired several rounds creek witnesses told police that the occupants inside both cars continued shooting at each other on highway 4. >> reporter: to get police cups with a cart at the bay. show-station. police >> reporter: say although everyone involved has been arrested, this is still a very active investigation. i would shootings have become frequent and alameda and contra costa counties. >> this stuff happens everywhere so no one is immune. wherever it is blind to go down is going to go down. >> reporter: the great mills here is that no one was injured today. it's unclear if today shooting had any connectio

>> steve: gary stinson, yeah. >> jimmy: how you doing buddy? >> steve: hey, pretty good.y: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> my god! how ya doin'? i haven't seen you since elementary school. >> jimmy: i know, and your accent changed. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah, yeah, i moved to cartoon land. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, bras, for not being called "boobie traps." [ laughter and applause ] interesting. ♪ thank you, yearbook, for being a great reminder of all the ways in which i never got involved. [ laughter ] german club. gary stinson was in german club. >> steve: oh, it was a great club, man. >> jimmy: oh really? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, we had fun in high school. >> steve: we had so much fun. oh, my gosh. we'd do the doughnuts, eat doughnuts in the parking lot. we'd go to taco bell. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: taco bell wasn't open in high school. >> steve: well, yeah, i guess. what was that place called we used to go to? school, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, it was called school. >> steve: yeah, that last one was funny. >> jimmy: hey, good to

>>steve a:an 8-year-old gets the wrong drink. >>steve a:he ordered a root beer. wait until you hear what a restaurant brought him instead. >>pam m:a lot of news coming up tonight on kron four news at eight. >>pam m:our vicki liviakis is in the newsroom with details on what's ahead. >>vicki liviakis: there are those who actually believe that anyone from inside and the senses of the is department is the wrong person to lead the department. >>pam m:this headline says it all. >>pam m:an 8-year-old boy was served an alcoholic root beer at a t-g-i friday's. >>pam m:making matters worse-- the child has a heart defect. and is on a-d-h-d medication. >>pam m:it happened at the restaurant inside the orleans hotel in las vegas. tyler schwab says, he ordered a root beer. he took a few sips and noticed it didn't taste right. he had his mom try it. and then her fiancee grabbed it. that's when they realized it was an adult root beer. tyler immediately was frightened. wondering what kind of effects it could have on his health. >>pam m:the restaurant says. it is aware of what happ

all steve had to do was say yes. steve proposed a somewhat more circuitous approach. first, persuade apple to buy next computer. then steve would join the apple board and over time the board would recognize that steve was the right guy to lead the company. i said, ok. that might work. but steve, if we do not buy apple, how are we going to make any money? suddenly steve stopped walking and turned toward me. he put his left hand on my right shoulder and his right hand on my left shoulder. staring unblinkingly into my eyes, steve said, very, this is -- larry, this is why do so important that i am your friend will stop you do not need any more money. i said, i know, i know. then i said, but we don't have to keep it, we can give it all away. i was whining. steve just shook his head and said, i am not doing this for the money. i don't want to get paid. if i do this, i need to do this standing on the moral high ground. the moral high ground, i said? that just might be the most expensive real estate on earth -- but i knew i had lost the argument steve had made up his mind at