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yeah, not -- >> steve: pokemon. let's play pokemon. >> jimmy: poker? >> steve: polka?mmy: weird al yankovic. weird al yankovic, man. ♪ no, pokemon. [ light laughter ] anyone out there playing the new pokemon go game? [ cheers and applause ] trying to find the -- it's huge. it's a big thing. in fact, i saw that pokemon go already has more users than tinder. [ light laughter ] which makes sense because pokemon go users actually like what they end up catching from other people. >> steve: oh! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that makes sense. finally. >> steve: finally. crabizard. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: some big sports news. you guys, i want to say congrats to serena williams, who won her seventh wimbledon title. [ cheers and applause ] amazing! amazing. her seventh wimbledon title over the weekend. now has a record-tying 22 grand slam titles. that's right, she tied with the other grand slam record held by chris christie at the denny's in paramus, new jersey. [ laughter ] [ applause ] 22. 22 in one sitting. >> steve: moon over my hammy? >> jimmy: 22 in
yeah, not -- >> steve: pokemon. let's play pokemon. >> jimmy: poker? >> steve: polka?mmy: weird al yankovic. weird al yankovic, man. ♪ no, pokemon. [ light laughter ] anyone out there playing the new pokemon go game? [ cheers and applause ] trying to find the -- it's huge. it's a big thing. in fact, i saw that pokemon go already has more users than tinder. [ light laughter ] which makes sense because pokemon go users actually like what they end up catching from other people....
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i kind of -- well really steve discovered him and then -- >> steve: steve discovered him but you sawd, "hey, i gotta have that kid." >> jimmy: i saw and said, "hey, that kid's got something." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: "what's his name?" and i was like, "nice to meet you, little man. how are you?" [ laughter ] and he goes -- well, yeah, he's taller than me. >> steve: right, right. >> jimmy: and he goes, "i'm doing great. how you doing?" [ laughter ] i go, "would you like to come on 'the tonight show?'" he goes, "sure, i'd love to." so he's coming on. "came here to forget." that's what he's singing tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: 11 years old. wow. >> jimmy: guys, today's friday, and that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. i check my inbox. i return some e-mails and send out thank you notes. and i was running a bit -- [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit behind so i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool with you guys? [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i love you guys. hey james
i kind of -- well really steve discovered him and then -- >> steve: steve discovered him but you sawd, "hey, i gotta have that kid." >> jimmy: i saw and said, "hey, that kid's got something." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: "what's his name?" and i was like, "nice to meet you, little man. how are you?" [ laughter ] and he goes -- well, yeah, he's taller than me. >> steve: right, right. >> jimmy: and he goes, "i'm doing...
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>> steve: call a friend. brag about it. >> jimmy: call a friend and then brag about it. [ light laughter ] if you take rita ora -- >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: plus a piranha. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it equals rihanna. [ laughter ] you see what i'm saying? [ applause ] it's very easy. >> steve: it's very modern. >> jimmy: kids are learning from this. >> steve: yeah. they learn from this stuff. >> jimmy: if you take stephanie tanner -- >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: plus indian food, it equals steph curry. [ applause ] ♪ >> steve: i don't quite get it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's another example. >> steve: okay, maybe i'll get it now. >> jimmy: here's another example. the tenth example. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: you take fozzy bear -- >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: plus a flock of geese -- >> steve: right. >> jimmy: plus a candle equals wocka flocka flame. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you get it? >> steve: it's slowly dawning on me. no, i don't get it. i need one more. >> jimmy: if you take a a $10 bill. >> steve: okay, $
>> steve: call a friend. brag about it. >> jimmy: call a friend and then brag about it. [ light laughter ] if you take rita ora -- >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: plus a piranha. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it equals rihanna. [ laughter ] you see what i'm saying? [ applause ] it's very easy. >> steve: it's very modern. >> jimmy: kids are learning from this. >> steve: yeah. they learn from this stuff. >> jimmy: if you take stephanie tanner --...
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>> steve: yup.se i'll cheat. [ light laughter ] >> but what if i go like this while you -- >> steve: you get one word. one word clue. >> jimmy: one word clue. >> steve: pass word. not pass words. >> what if i say like a lot of words? >> jimmy: blake, would you stop it, please? [ laughter ] >> okay. >> steve: one word. >> jimmy: was that a hint? [ laughter ] >> pooch. >> jimmy: pooch. pooch. smooch. >> yes! ♪ >> steve: son of a gun! >> jimmy: she knows how to play. >> steve: that was fantastic! >> oh my gosh. >> jimmy: get ready. get ready. >> lot of action involved in that. >> jimmy: no, what are you talking about? >> steve: there you go, there you go. the password is -- speedo. okay, joel, you're going to start us off. [ light laughter ] >> oh, okay. >> steve: be cool. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not fair, they're brothers. >> budgy smuggler. >> wait. that's two words! >> oh, that's wrong. i can't do that. [ buzzing ] >> that's actually technically, it's got a hyphen. >> steve: okay, yeah. judg
>> steve: yup.se i'll cheat. [ light laughter ] >> but what if i go like this while you -- >> steve: you get one word. one word clue. >> jimmy: one word clue. >> steve: pass word. not pass words. >> what if i say like a lot of words? >> jimmy: blake, would you stop it, please? [ laughter ] >> okay. >> steve: one word. >> jimmy: was that a hint? [ laughter ] >> pooch. >> jimmy: pooch. pooch. smooch. >> yes! ♪...
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that. >> steve: no. won't forget that too soon. no, yeah. this next one's from @bethanydews. she says, "i thought i was the only one in the toilet so i started singing. when i was finished, someone in the next stall clapped." [ laughter ] at least they didn't boo. >> steve: yeah. yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: they liked it. >> steve: not a bad clap from the toilet seat. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's is from @kristenrose124. she says, "in middle school i realized my dad was reading my diary. to get him back i starting writing about seeing my mom with 'a strange handsome man.'" [ audience aws ] [ laughter ] that's cold! ♪ [ applause ] that is fantastic! that is cold! >> steve: a strange handsome man. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: very alluring. >> jimmy: mm-mm. this one's from @vumeetsworld. she says, "once my date wondered why i wanted to go to starbucks so badly. i forgot his name and figured he'd have to say it there." >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's kinda genius. >> steve: if it works.
that. >> steve: no. won't forget that too soon. no, yeah. this next one's from @bethanydews. she says, "i thought i was the only one in the toilet so i started singing. when i was finished, someone in the next stall clapped." [ laughter ] at least they didn't boo. >> steve: yeah. yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: they liked it. >> steve: not a bad clap from the toilet seat. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's is from @kristenrose124. she says, "in...
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return to >> grant: steve?steve: thank you, grant. >> steve: the world bank released its annual rankings of countries' gross domestic products on friday. california ranked sixth world last year. the u-s bureau of economic analysis reports that the state's gdp is up about 4- percent from last year. >> steve: the unites states as a whole... saw economic growth up at 2-point-4- percent. china, the united kingdom, the u-s, germany and japan were the top-5 that produced more than california in 2015. >> vicki: kittens from a pet store in the east bay. have now returned the animals. >> steve: the crime happened sunday. at a 'pet food express' in lafayette. police say two woman. grabbed two 11-week-old kittens.who were up for back exit of the store. then this morning.two days later.the same two women walked into the store wearing sunglasses and left the kittens in a box on the have not been identified or located. >> vicki:ahead at eight. a big controvesry in a small town. the president obama parade floats some are call
return to >> grant: steve?steve: thank you, grant. >> steve: the world bank released its annual rankings of countries' gross domestic products on friday. california ranked sixth world last year. the u-s bureau of economic analysis reports that the state's gdp is up about 4- percent from last year. >> steve: the unites states as a whole... saw economic growth up at 2-point-4- percent. china, the united kingdom, the u-s, germany and japan were the top-5 that produced more than...
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. >> steve: rosarita won!she's genius. >> steve: rosarita won. >> jimmy: yeah, she won. >> steve: what can i have, fighting or pleasure? >> jimmy: that's -- this one is from @whenhenhen. [ light laughter ] >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: though i was just having a stroke there. [ laughter ] this is one from @whenhenhenhenhenhen. [ clucking ] she says, "watched 'titanic' with my kids and when jack died i told them, 'that's what happens if you don't share.'" [ laughter ] okay, well that's interesting. she got a point. [ applause ] >> steve: hey, she's got a a point. she didn't share that big old door. >> jimmy: that's right. >> steve: and he drowned to death. [ laughter ] my jewel! oh, wait, what did i do with that? >> jimmy: i dropped my jewel into the sea. >> steve: mrs. sandler, please. >> jimmy: we had -- you found it, finally. [ laughter ] i thank you very much. [ laughter ] this is from @kingedhill. he says, "once i had to call my bank to reset my password. i had to tell the lady the answer to my security questio
. >> steve: rosarita won!she's genius. >> steve: rosarita won. >> jimmy: yeah, she won. >> steve: what can i have, fighting or pleasure? >> jimmy: that's -- this one is from @whenhenhen. [ light laughter ] >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: though i was just having a stroke there. [ laughter ] this is one from @whenhenhenhenhenhen. [ clucking ] she says, "watched 'titanic' with my kids and when jack died i told them, 'that's what happens if you don't...
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is dropping in. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: he is unbelievable. >> steve: phenomenal. >> jimmy: it's aaron burr. >> steve: he's aaron burr. >> jimmy: he opens up the whole thing. >> steve: that's it. >> jimmy: and we have great music for one of our favorites. and she's going to do a little grateful dead number for us tonight, courtney barnett is here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "day of the dead." i love courtney barnett. guys, today's friday. that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, i return some e-mails and of course send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] i was running out of time. i thought maybe i could write some out right now. i appreciate that, guys. hey, james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ [ laughter ] that doesn't seem genuine. >> steve: that's fake. >> jimmy: that doesn't seem genuine at all. >> steve: the eyes look dead. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. exactly, yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: he's got hate in his eyes. >
is dropping in. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: he is unbelievable. >> steve: phenomenal. >> jimmy: it's aaron burr. >> steve: he's aaron burr. >> jimmy: he opens up the whole thing. >> steve: that's it. >> jimmy: and we have great music for one of our favorites. and she's going to do a little grateful dead number for us tonight, courtney barnett is here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "day of the dead." i love...
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--steve? >> steve: fire investigators suspect arson is what caused the massive fire that destroyed a popular community center in millbrae overnight. it caused more than 2 million dollars in damage to the center that was builtthe fire was first reported just before 4 this morning. >> steve: crews were able to control remained on the scene throughout the day putting out hot spots. they say the building is a total loss but never had to put a shelter in place or evacuate any near by homes. >> steve: luckily no injuries were reported. >> you could not tell us that? i had concert tickets and a hotel. this is ridiculous >> vicki:still ahead. travelers feeling the lingering affects. of a computer glitch with southwest airlines. after the break. we'll check in with local airports for a status update. >> steve: then. health officials are trying to determine whether a florida woman contacted the zika virus. directly by a mosquito bite. inside the u- s. >> vicki:and. the army reserve. getting a leason on
--steve? >> steve: fire investigators suspect arson is what caused the massive fire that destroyed a popular community center in millbrae overnight. it caused more than 2 million dollars in damage to the center that was builtthe fire was first reported just before 4 this morning. >> steve: crews were able to control remained on the scene throughout the day putting out hot spots. they say the building is a total loss but never had to put a shelter in place or evacuate any near by...
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>> steve: aw!e clap. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: that one killed me. >> steve: that hurt. >> jimmy: that one -- i felt bad on that one. that one killed me. because he was having -- it was a good speech. he had a -- then he was like, "and create a more peaceful world. oh, please clap. come on. give me a break." oh, my gosh. of course the pokemon craze just seems to be getting bigger and bigger. in fact, i read that even members of congress have even been trying to catch pokemon in the u.s. capitol. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, pokemon were like, "oh, my god, i just caught a a congressman at work. do you know how rare -- do you know how rare that is?" [ laughter ] [ applause ] it's totally rare! i got a jowly puff! some celebrity news, it's rumored that kim kardashian might be coming out with a a cookbook. actually, she's already started writing it, and we have a sneak peek of some of the chapters. yeah. take a look. first there's "pasta with, like, tomatoes or whatever." [ laughter ] next there's "taki
>> steve: aw!e clap. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: that one killed me. >> steve: that hurt. >> jimmy: that one -- i felt bad on that one. that one killed me. because he was having -- it was a good speech. he had a -- then he was like, "and create a more peaceful world. oh, please clap. come on. give me a break." oh, my gosh. of course the pokemon craze just seems to be getting bigger and bigger. in fact, i read that even members of congress have even been...
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steve: thank you, dan. with over 100 days until the election, it's anyone's race many experts think it may come to a few key states. we'll look at the strategies they'll use to tip the scales in their favor. dari: a san diego officer is dead and his partner wounded both shot during a traffic stop. a gunman opened fire on the the 16 year veteran was pronounced dead a short time later. a nine year veteran is in serious condition after surgery. he's expected to survive. the suspected gunman was captured and is in critical condition with a gunshot wound. police surrounded the home of a potential accomplice. steve: a minnesota prosecutor investigating the fatal shooting of castille is getting veteran help in the case. the local prosecutor in the case naming former u.s. justice attorney don lewis into the role of special prosecutor. they'll decide if charges should be brought against the officer who shot castille during a traffic stop earlier this month. >> don will be an integral member of our team, who will rev
steve: thank you, dan. with over 100 days until the election, it's anyone's race many experts think it may come to a few key states. we'll look at the strategies they'll use to tip the scales in their favor. dari: a san diego officer is dead and his partner wounded both shot during a traffic stop. a gunman opened fire on the the 16 year veteran was pronounced dead a short time later. a nine year veteran is in serious condition after surgery. he's expected to survive. the suspected gunman was...
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[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh!rgot robbie will all be joining us. it's going to be really fun. >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: but first, we have a a fantastic show tonight. it's always fun when he stops by. from "ice age: collision course" and "sex & drugs & rock & roll," my main man. he is funny, he is talented. denis leary is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] one of my favorite people. denis and i are going to play a a game of "catchphrase" later in the show with some special guests. [ cheers and applause ] plus, from the hit show "pretty little liars," shay mitchell is dropping in! [ cheers and applause ] shay mitchell's here! and we got great music from g-eazy, everybody. there he is. [ cheers and applause ] there he is. having a party. [ laughter ] well, you got -- the party has to start somewhere. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you just invite one or two people. [ laughter ] then eventually more people show up, and there you go. >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: about seven people, that looks fun. >
[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh!rgot robbie will all be joining us. it's going to be really fun. >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: but first, we have a a fantastic show tonight. it's always fun when he stops by. from "ice age: collision course" and "sex & drugs & rock & roll," my main man. he is funny, he is talented. denis leary is here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] one of my favorite people. denis and i are going to play a a game...
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>> steve: yeah!and applause ] >> jimmy: love that guy. >> steve: a delight. >> jimmy: love that guy. matt's gonna tell us about the new bourne movie then he and i will test our interrogation skills in a little game called "box of lies." >> steve: ooh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: plus, this guy's also one of my favorites. he's hilarious. he's a golf commentator for nbc sports. he has his own show on golf channel and he's heading to rio as a correspondent for the olympics. david feherty is on the show this evening. [ cheers and applause ] he's a funny guy. and we have great, great, great, great, great music tonight. i love this guy so much. he's a country music superstar, sturgill simpson on the show tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sturgill simpson is awesome. like a hidden treasure or something in there. [ light laughter ] it is amazing. i don't know if you heard rehearsal today but he sounds -- >> steve: oh, he's fantastic. >> jimmy: like a country, like, van morrison
>> steve: yeah!and applause ] >> jimmy: love that guy. >> steve: a delight. >> jimmy: love that guy. matt's gonna tell us about the new bourne movie then he and i will test our interrogation skills in a little game called "box of lies." >> steve: ooh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: plus, this guy's also one of my favorites. he's hilarious. he's a golf commentator for nbc sports. he has his own show on golf channel and he's heading to rio as a...
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steve: no. jimmy: great show, too. jim's going to show us some great father's day gifts later on. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: he's gonna do a a segment for us. >> steve: good. >> jimmy: where he's showing us father's day gifts. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, perfect. >> steve: a little demonstration. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly from jim gaffigan. and we have great music from phantogram! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ no one out there is to blame ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i cannot wait. cannot wait. ♪ >> jimmy: i can't ruin it. i can't ruin it. so excited that he's here. i want to do all the songs. all right, it's exciting. we gotta get more shows so we can hear more songs. it is time for "tonight show hashtags," you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtag hashtag ♪ >> jimmy: here we go! are you guys on twitter? anyone out there on twitter? [ cheers ] well, we use twitter on our show every single week so if you watch our show and you want to play along we do this thing every wednesday, i will send out a h
steve: no. jimmy: great show, too. jim's going to show us some great father's day gifts later on. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: he's gonna do a a segment for us. >> steve: good. >> jimmy: where he's showing us father's day gifts. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, perfect. >> steve: a little demonstration. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly from jim gaffigan. and we have great music from phantogram! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ no one out there is...
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: class. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: class. >> jimmy: classy dude. >> steve: classy dude.urant. >> jimmy: then i'd get cold. i don't want to be cold. >> steve: i'll be freezing. >> jimmy: actually, you'll learn a lesson. next time -- >> steve: yeah, you should bring your jacket, dummy. >> jimmy: this one is from @bronwinroberts. she says, "at the end of the night he leaned in for a kiss and whispered, 'don't be scared if my tooth falls out.'" [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: you just ruined the moment. "i just don't want you to swallow my tooth." >> steve: yeah, don't be scared. [ laughter ] it's very expensive. >> jimmy: this one's from @ffitzpatrick294. she says, "he went to the bathroom, was gone for a really long time. then texted me, 'you should just call an uber.'" [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh, what? >> jimmy: there's no way. >> steve: oh, my god. from the bathroom he texted her. >> jimmy: i don't know what's going on, man. maybe he climbed out the window and just i don't know. >> steve: maybe. >> jimmy: i don't know what happened. th
: class. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: class. >> jimmy: classy dude. >> steve: classy dude.urant. >> jimmy: then i'd get cold. i don't want to be cold. >> steve: i'll be freezing. >> jimmy: actually, you'll learn a lesson. next time -- >> steve: yeah, you should bring your jacket, dummy. >> jimmy: this one is from @bronwinroberts. she says, "at the end of the night he leaned in for a kiss and whispered, 'don't be scared if my tooth falls...
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no. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: have you seen "frozen"? >> steve: the movie?e: i've seen it like 50 times, are you kidding me? i watch it on dvd almost every night. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you telling me you got "frozen" on dvd? >> steve: i got two copies of "frozen" on dvd. that way, if i'm upstairs watching it, i start it at the same time in the basement, so if i go down in case i have to get a tool, i can watch it on the basement on dvd. >> jimmy: i only have a a basement. [ laughter ] i haven't built the other floor yet. >> steve: oh, my gosh. you telling me -- what are you going to do with the other floors? >> jimmy: right now i live in a a underground bunker. [ light laughter ] and when i get in there, i watch "frozen" on dvd. >> steve: how big is the tv? >> jimmy: blu-ray. >> steve: blu-ray dvd? >> jimmy: yeah that's right. >> steve: how big's the tv? >> jimmy: about 43 inches. [ laughter ] >> steve: 43 inches. underground, 43 inch tv, blu-ray "frozen" on dvd. that's living the life. >> jimmy: you won't even believe it. and you know how i connect the dvd t
no. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: have you seen "frozen"? >> steve: the movie?e: i've seen it like 50 times, are you kidding me? i watch it on dvd almost every night. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you telling me you got "frozen" on dvd? >> steve: i got two copies of "frozen" on dvd. that way, if i'm upstairs watching it, i start it at the same time in the basement, so if i go down in case i have to get a tool, i can watch it on the basement on dvd....
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>> steve: here is what's next!male announcer): now, here's stanley roberts who found some people behaving badly. >> stanley: and the next addition of people behaving badly up next! >> vicki:the san mateo county enforcement program. also know as step. talked to over 100 drivers in pacifica and half moon bay during a their monthly crackdown. >> steve: and stanley roberts talked to some of the drivers in an effort to get their side of the story. (male announcer): now, here's stanley roberts who found some people behaving badly. >> stanley:when someone is caught speeding you sometimes need to get there side of the 40 in a posted 25 and i asked him he didn't think there would be a cop around >>not necessarily it just the fact that wanna save the brakes so im like pressing on my gas i mean my pedal lightly most of the time so you wanna save your breaks i mean in not more like im tryng to go as fast im pressing on the breaks hard as i can but not too hard . >> stanley:oooo kay it turns out he was also missing a few things
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here they are. >> steve: 29-46-53-64-73- mega ball 10 >> steve: no word yet in one mass of all the numbers. friday's drawn-out estimated at $508 million. >> vicki: and has been just about 24 hours since fireworks lit up the sky for the fourth of july. tonight, we are tracking the celebration aftermath as it all started out great last night. >> steve: this was the scene in san francisco. a great fire or show off the embarcadero we brought it to you live right here on kron 4 news. i'm fortunate, once the official celebrations ended last of the legal fireworks started going off across the bay area. >> vicki: this is a video from san jose. in a fireworks allowed here. but take a look at what one of the reporters film. some heavy-duty fireworks lighting up the sky. we are born to show you some of the problem of the legal fireworks caused in a moment. --we are going to show you some of the problem of the legal fireworks cost in a moment. biggest bear by the big booms and run away. >> reporter: steve and a vicki. we may love the fireworks but most of our pet not. once again, this year's dozens of
here they are. >> steve: 29-46-53-64-73- mega ball 10 >> steve: no word yet in one mass of all the numbers. friday's drawn-out estimated at $508 million. >> vicki: and has been just about 24 hours since fireworks lit up the sky for the fourth of july. tonight, we are tracking the celebration aftermath as it all started out great last night. >> steve: this was the scene in san francisco. a great fire or show off the embarcadero we brought it to you live right here on kron...
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if you have a kid aged 10 or under, a child. >> steve: a child. >> jimmy: not a baby goat. >> steve:steve: i was gonna say. >> jimmy: if you have a child aged 10 or under, i want you to have them write an original rap song. it doesn't have to have any music, just lyrics. it could be a couple lines or a a full song. it's totally up to them. and it could be about any topic that they want. when they are done, e-mail the lyrics to kidraps@tonightshow.com. and we're gonna choose our favorites, then we'll perform them on the show. it will be fun. you'll see. [ cheers and applause ] i need your help to do it. so have them write it down. anything would be good. come back next week, our pal denis leary will be here on monday. [ cheers and applause ] oh, i love denis leary. we're gonna play a game of "catch phrase" with a couple of special guests. and later next week, michael fassbender, matt damon -- [ cheers and applause ] matt damon. [ cheers and applause ] will smith. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: and margot robbie will all be joining us. it's a hot week. [ cheers and a
if you have a kid aged 10 or under, a child. >> steve: a child. >> jimmy: not a baby goat. >> steve:steve: i was gonna say. >> jimmy: if you have a child aged 10 or under, i want you to have them write an original rap song. it doesn't have to have any music, just lyrics. it could be a couple lines or a a full song. it's totally up to them. and it could be about any topic that they want. when they are done, e-mail the lyrics to kidraps@tonightshow.com. and we're gonna...
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steve aveson and catherine heenan are here with a preview of kron 4 news at six. >> steve: grant andki. there were several fires 4th of july night. and fireworks are suspected to have started many of them. like the one in this dramatic video in oakland. a disabled woman was trapped inside. >> catherine:at six we will hear from one neighbor who risked his life to save her from the fire. and the war of words on the campaign trail is not dying down. campaign rally. >> catherine:we will tell you what he said about president obama. who made his first campaign appearance with hillarythe kron 4 news at six is next. (scal): good day, m'lady! i am sir-can-a-lot, here to save you from another breakfast bore. wake up those eggs with glorious spam! see what spam can! do... at spam.com >> steve: (male announcer): this is the bay area news station, kron 4 news starts now. >> steve: now on kron 4 news at six: this dramatic cell phone video shows neighbors scrambling to rescue their neighbor as fireworks cause a house to go up in flames in the east bay. >> steve: good evening i'm steve aveson. >> ca
steve aveson and catherine heenan are here with a preview of kron 4 news at six. >> steve: grant andki. there were several fires 4th of july night. and fireworks are suspected to have started many of them. like the one in this dramatic video in oakland. a disabled woman was trapped inside. >> catherine:at six we will hear from one neighbor who risked his life to save her from the fire. and the war of words on the campaign trail is not dying down. campaign rally. >>...
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this is on how to sing like a a rock singer. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: that's helpful. by a guy named tim boggart, who is the bassist for vanilla fudge. i love vanilla fudge. >> steve: the bassist. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: the bassist, not the lead singer. >> jimmy: no, this is the bassist for vanilla fudge. he plays the base. it's about rock singing. >> steve: great. >> jimmy: let's take a look. ♪ [ vocalizing ] >> very good. [ vocalizing ] ♪ >> give me a may. >> may. ♪ may >> jimmy: all right. very good, very good. yeah, we got that one there. [ light laughter ] that was helpful. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i haven't gotten up to that chapter yet, but -- >> steve: very rock n' roll. >> jimmy: yeah it is, yeah. oh, this next one is for all you video game lovers out there. you guys like video games? [ cheers and applause ] this was released in 1 1989 by the u.s. national video game team. they're showcasing some cheat codes you can type in to make certain games easier to play. sounds simple enough. let's take look at some cheat codes. ♪ ♪ [ light laughter ] >> to b
this is on how to sing like a a rock singer. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: that's helpful. by a guy named tim boggart, who is the bassist for vanilla fudge. i love vanilla fudge. >> steve: the bassist. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: the bassist, not the lead singer. >> jimmy: no, this is the bassist for vanilla fudge. he plays the base. it's about rock singing. >> steve: great. >> jimmy: let's take a look. ♪ [ vocalizing ]...
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[ laughter ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: what's up! >> steve: yeah!mmy: i mean, like they say, once you go black stallion, you never go back stallion. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: horse. >> jimmy: i mean white horses are like -- white horses are like, "hey, let's make a a zebra." [ laughter ] no, no, no. even putin was like, "can he ride me?" and then you go, "no, that's -- why would you ask that?" [ applause ] he can't ride. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: i mean, what? that doesn't make sense. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: i've never seen that. and finally, i don't really know what to think about this but a new product called the licki brush is trying to revolutionize the way cat owners interact with their cats. this is real. check this out. >> introducing licki brush. ♪ cats groom each other as a form of social bonding. as a human you're left out of this intimate ritual. [ laughter ] the licki brush will now lick your cat back. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. they picked some happy music for the saddest video i've ever seen. we have a great show
[ laughter ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: what's up! >> steve: yeah!mmy: i mean, like they say, once you go black stallion, you never go back stallion. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: horse. >> jimmy: i mean white horses are like -- white horses are like, "hey, let's make a a zebra." [ laughter ] no, no, no. even putin was like, "can he ride me?" and then you go, "no, that's -- why would you ask that?" [ applause ] he can't ride....
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flavor oatmeal. >> steve: oatmeal?e -- yeah. >> steve: bae can't be doing that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the next painting is "washington crossing the delaware." the meme is, squad goals. [ laughter and applause ] that's a good squad. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: next is "the persistence of memory." the meme is, when you've been watching netflix for two days straight. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oy. >> jimmy: next we have "mona lisa." the meme is resting bitch face. [ laughter ] >> steve: i see that. i see what you did there. >> jimmy: next is "christina's world." the meme is, when your phone is at 2% and you left your charger at home. [ laughter and applause ] i'm trying to catch a pokemon. [ light laughter ] next is "the birth of venus." this. [ laughter and applause ] so hot. next up is "the last supper." the meme is #numnumnumnumnum. [ laughter ] and out final painting is "american gothic." and the meme is, when bae catch you texting your ex. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. there you go. that's "the meme
flavor oatmeal. >> steve: oatmeal?e -- yeah. >> steve: bae can't be doing that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the next painting is "washington crossing the delaware." the meme is, squad goals. [ laughter and applause ] that's a good squad. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: next is "the persistence of memory." the meme is, when you've been watching netflix for two days straight. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oy. >> jimmy: next we have...
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emily: you said that you regret not being able to tell steve about nest or show steve. think -- yeah. emily: what would you say to steve if he were here today? tony: i would just say thank you. i would say thank you. thank you for putting up with me. i believe he needed me a little bit. and i definitely needed him to help with the mentoring. and we needed all the team and all the people who came and joined when it was the real dark days of apple and there was not a lot of money and there was tons of debt and nobody buying our things and our products. so when you come through that experience together, regardless of what happened, you have to step back and go, ok. emily: tony fadell, thank you so much for doing this. tony: thank you. emily: it was great to have you. ♪ ♪ mark: welcome to this edition of the "best of with all due respect." it was a week in which both of the presumptive presidential nominees responded to the international developments: the fallout from the britain vote to leave the european union and the deadly terror attack in turkey. john: at the same time
emily: you said that you regret not being able to tell steve about nest or show steve. think -- yeah. emily: what would you say to steve if he were here today? tony: i would just say thank you. i would say thank you. thank you for putting up with me. i believe he needed me a little bit. and i definitely needed him to help with the mentoring. and we needed all the team and all the people who came and joined when it was the real dark days of apple and there was not a lot of money and there was...
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. >> steve: yeah!plause ] >> jimmy: it's a good one. >> steve: it's a good one. >> jimmy: it's a really good one. get ready for that. as you guys know, we're always striving to get better here at "the tonight show." ♪ harder better faster stronger ♪ [ cheers ] so, before every show we put out a suggestion box for the audience, just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show. things you like to see us do, that kind of stuff. so tonight, let's look inside the audience suggestion box. here we go. ♪ ♪ look into the box the suggestion box ♪ ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: here we go, here. this first one here is from sam valencia. "hey jimmy, have you noticed that the remaining contestants on 'the bachelorette' all look the same? that got me thinking, what would you look like as a a 'bachelorette' contestant?" yeah, i know what you mean. they do look pretty similar. let's take a look at them here. [ laughter ] now let's see what i would look like as a "bachelorette" contestant. hey, not bad. [ chee
. >> steve: yeah!plause ] >> jimmy: it's a good one. >> steve: it's a good one. >> jimmy: it's a really good one. get ready for that. as you guys know, we're always striving to get better here at "the tonight show." ♪ harder better faster stronger ♪ [ cheers ] so, before every show we put out a suggestion box for the audience, just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show. things you like to see us do, that kind of stuff. so tonight, let's...