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>> so, jon stewart ran rings around bill o'reilly.nd then gloriously spiked the ball in the end zone. >> so we should shoot them. >> i'm not saying we should shoot them. but we shouldn't act like we're turning to the tax rate of the '90s is class warfare on par with lennon and marx. that's what i'm saying! you know what it is? i'm looking out for the folks. >> that is a now familiar video first posted on youtube this weekend that shows the out of control police reaction on a peaceful occupation. those women who were pepper strayed filed a complaint and their lawyer has reached out to this woman, jean mansfield, seen her to the left of your screen, who witnessed the entire incident. in an article for the boston review she wrote the protesters were not the only one shocked by police conduct. one of the blue shirts, tall and bald, stares in disbelief and says, i can't believe he just maced us. she joins me now for her first television interview, jean mansfield, finance manager at boston review. thanks for joining me. >> thanks for having

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you were intimidating stewart.e didn't know about the 16-dollar muffin, which i'm sure that's what they hand out at their production meetings. then you say you want to pay 40% of taxes. >> bill: i said i would if the government would run efficiently because i love my country. if i got to pay 4% more to get -- look, i'm not saying it's going to happen. i'm saying that if i were in charge of efficiency and i hired you i would probably get it down. if i have to pay 4% more to get my country's debt down, i would do it. >> you're never -- they're never going to do that. they're not going to use your extra 4% to pay down the debt. they're going to use it for crazy programs. >> bill: that's why i said it because you're right. the way it stands now, it's money going out the window being wasted. >> that's ridiculous. herman cain, my radio listeners say you don't like herman cain. what's going on with that? >> bill: i love him. i think we're going to vegas together after the election. wouldn't you like to hang around with he

. -- this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. good guest tonight. thank you very much. [cheers and applause] my guest tonight -- my guest tonight very talented actress as is, very talented marion cotillard which is french for marion cotillard. [ laughterç ] [clearing throat] [ laughter ] [cheers and applause]ç [ laughter ] we're going to have the best frat party tonight ever. [ laughter ] obviously the president delivered his much anticipated jobs plan. we'll tell you all about it on monday when you no longer give a (bleep). but, let's begin tonight with a story you cared about last night. the republican jobs plan race for the white house indecision 2012 the great white hope. the haaj to the ronald reagan presidential library. they scared off against their mortal enemy msnbc. it's not like miss neeb is is going to do anything to them. no wait, don't start the engine, no-oooo. who would do such a thing? maddow! [

jon stewart is not in that category.fact, he's in a category all his own, kind of like me. >> but there is sadly, only one papa bear. >> bill: if you tax achievement, some of the achievers are going to pack it in. again, let's take me. my corporation's employ scores of people. they depend on me to do what i do so they can make a nice salary. if barak obama begins taxing me more than 50%, which is very possible, i don't know how much longer i'm going to do this. i like my job, but there comes a point when taxation becomes oppressive. [ laughter ] >> so if taxes are raised, bill o'reilly might quit his fox job? [ cheers and applause ] that brings us to our new segment, no. stop. bill. don't. please. no. i shouldn't poke fun. bill is just standing up for a shrinking exploited minority. >> bill: that's absolutely correct. i'm standing up for americans with common sense. people who understand that under a democratic congress the nation racked up more than $5 trillion in debt in just four years, even as the economy tanked. so

with one of my favorite late night talk show hosts or comedians whatever you want to call him jon stewart of the daily show he is back from vacation this week and as always hitting upon a lot of things that people are thinking about and talking about in the news he and his producers have always put together a montage of clips to highlight some of the ironies going on especially with famous politicians here's this from last night. but with the release last month of his new tell some good story cheney is now saying. he's on dateline did they show morning joe every show fox news has ever produced and putting a double shot of hannity from the situation room a.b.c. news she spent and even the tonight show i mean kind of interesting because when dick cheney was the vice president he never really came out and spoke to the media so you know an interesting point but earlier this week a really interesting serious interview with admiral mike mullen chairman of the joint chiefs chiefs of staff take a look this is part of it i was surprised in meeting with people that i've met in the military how a po

funny stewart, stewart says it is hard to google to find it because if you google glitch and game youet a list of errors found in video games and should have thought of that more carefully before naming it. >> maybe next time. >>> for a long list of drivers it felt like, i don't know, halloween and christmas all wrapped up into one. forget tickle me elmo, we are talking free gas. we caught all the action at the station that let the pumps flow. >> reporter: lots of drivers lined up for gas. usually not a good thing the unless, of course, they are giving away the gas. that's the case of this morning at this shell station. and at 3550 mission street in san francisco. a promotion, they are giving drivers between 7:00 and 8:3015 gallons of gas. if do you the math in san francisco, that comes up to $60 because prices here are so high. take a look at the overnight averages from aaa. gallon of gas in san francisco averaging in the mid $3.90s. san jose, oakland, mid $3.80s. this gentleman and his jaguar, did you have to wait long to get your gas this morning? >> no. it was very quick. >> repor

headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". many i name is jon stewart. our guest tonight, seth rogan. seth rogan is going to be here. oh, he's a funny man h.'s currently got a new comedy out about a... cancer. okay. (laughter) anyway, let's begin the night with campaign obama. his reelection bid has taken them to the west coast where between speeches and fund-raiser it is first fella visited silicon valley at a town hall event hosted by the company linkedin-- whatever that is. (laughter) >> we connect hundreds of millions of people ultimately around the world. by connecting talent and opportunity. >> jon: oh, is that what it is? i thought it was an e-mail in-box flooding service whose sole purpose in life was to remind me a guy i went to high school with would like me to join linked in and spam everyone i ever met. you know what? if it helps people get jobs... >> i have a 222 year very successful career in i.t. management. >> i lost my job in 2009. >> i have a question

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on sixty nine well yeah and then you see this let's turn it around and look at the other side jon stewart i mean every single night you know you turn on and you're seeing dots being connected you know by jon stewart daily show producers that are really holding our lawmakers accountable based on just putting them face to face back things said. lois with snooki who can't even pronounce his name you know to be called mr anderton that he did but i mean what what what's up with with jon stewart writing the job that we always sort of charged journalists with doing which is holding a lawmaker's accountable interviewing heavy garrick like admiral mike mullen what's happening when you stephen colbert is doing it to me can't make them out there basically they're not really all they're doing is occupying the space that these guys once did you know occupied that's all it is it's not anything more complicated these people have abdicated their role to do investigative reporting to cover the news that people don't necessarily aren't comfortable with you know are and are not about say the. propaganda arm

the stewarts have no children.s have parented scores of young players. here at their home in poughkeepsie and at their florida home during spring training. >> i think we're at 24 or 25 in florida. >> reporter: jane and al support them in every way real parents do. >> eggs, pancakes, omlettes? >> reporter: very devoted parents. you cook to order. >> yeah, yeah, it's easier than, you know, one doesn't like... they all like cheese. one doesn't like ham. one likes something else. >> me and jake joke in the clubhouse, i wonder what ma is cooking for dinner. she offers to do our laundry for us. it's really like having a home away from home. >> what time are you leaving, babe. >> reporter: jane rouses them from their appropriately disheveled rooms to get them to the ballpark on time. >> how can i help you? >> turn it. turn it. >> reporter: when the games begin, jane and al are in the front row cheering. >> if i'm walking up on the plate i see them or hear them yelling for me. i think it's just great. you have that support

us to the dark side of the plant world. >> i am amy stewart. i am the arthur of "wicked plants," the weeds that killed lincoln's mother and other botanical atrocities. with the screens fly trap, that is kind of where everybody went initially, you mean like that? i kind of thought, well, all it does is eat up bugs. that is not very wicked. so what? by wicked, what i mean is that they are poisonous, dangerous, deadly or immoral or maybe illegal or offensive or awful in some way. i am in the profession of going around and interviewing botanists, horticulturalists and plant scientists. they all seem to have some little plant tucked away in the corner of a greenhouse that maybe they weren't supposed to have. i got interested in this idea that maybe there was a dark side to plants. >> the white snake root. people who consumed milk or meat from a cow that fed on white snake root faced severe pain. milk sickness, as it was culled, resulted in vomiting, tremors, delirium and death. one of the most famous victims of milk sickness was nancy hangs lincoln.

subject matter and one more people say they go to the daily show to get their news this type that jon stewart is very forthcoming infalling i am a comedian i am not well and i object that you know what you know what that's brandon has meant to he and stephen colbert very smart because they sit there and go look you shouldn't be listening to us you shouldn't be listening to us you should be listening to us and people and that there's a hipness quality there that attracts more people not just mind games i mean they are no no no it's not one point nor do yourself they do but it is it is calculated to some extent but but again it's easy they're making it easy for them because the major of the three major networks and the cable stations are doing on sense like this and you know it would be different if anderson cooper said we're going to we're going to have a show on here you're going to have a show on libya or on foreclosed people or bring them in but nobody wants to see that during the day now the other thing is i mean he did start off as a model i mean he is gloria vanderbilt son you know so he

my name is jon stewart. we have a good one tonight, the great, the great, the legendary-- you can't say this about anybody else-- tony bennett is going to be joining us ( cheers and applause ) top story tonight, though, democracy! on the lurch. it's the news everybody's talking about. america's great ally and favorite romantic stroll partner, saudi arabia, is holding museuholding municipal s today. today. and the big news from the election, no, no, not the surprising strength of the jeddah city council elections. (laughter) i tried to say that right. it's this bombshell announcement. >> the seismic shift in saudi arabia, king adbullah announced women will now be allowed to vote and run for office. >> jon: yes! ( cheers and applause ) nothing says democracy like a royal decree. ( laughter ) but still today, thursday, september 29, saudi women, participating in municipal elections for the very first time. >> the king said that women could participate in future municipal elections. >> in the next municipal elec

james stewart wrote about those events first for the new yorker and then in a book heart of a soldier which inspired the opera. stewart sees the hero's decision to reenter the building as almost inevitable. >> it's amazing to me that in that moment you see like the culmination of everything that he had lived for, experienced and believed in. he could have emerged a hero. he would have been hailed from one end of the country to the other. he didn't do that. he went back up and put himself in danger. given the code that he lived by, the heart of a soldier which was his title for the book that he never wrote, he had no choice. duty came before anything else. and duty to one's fellow man takes precedence over all other values. >> reporter: susan is rick's widow. she was home in new jersey while he was at his world trade center office when she learned of the attack on the first tower. she tried to get him on the phone but could only reach an assistant. >> shortly after i hung up with her that morning, rick called on his cell phone. he was a man of very calm... very calming man. he was... i

from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show," my name is jon stewart! our guest tonight, we've got a fine one tonight. our guest tonight, anchor jim lehrer or, as fans of the "mcneil/lehrer newshour" know him, the cute one. (laughter) we begin tonight with an historic event. last night cnn's tea party republican debate. a truly remarkable pairing as a fringe, often derided incompetent bunch yoof ho of yas granted legitimacy by pairing with the tea party. boom! (cheers and applause) boom! cnn slam! (laughter) i thought you guys were watching that one come from around the corner. i'm surprised that one took you by surprise. the debate, in front of the founding father loving tea party loyalists is the subject of tonight's "indecision 1776: ye unpaved horsetrack to the as yeet unbuilt whit."cnn kicked ie reality show style. >> tonight, eight remembers, one goal: to win the white house and kick barack obama out. tonight's players... >> i

. >>> tony stewart draws first blood, one step forward, one step back for the red sox. and a record-setting save for mo. plus, a new york giant's juggling act mesmerizes the rams. your early morning sports headlines are straight ahead. >>> rains moving east. sunshine dominating the west. a look at your regional forecast is still to come. you're watching "early today." >>> good morning. if you're just waking up, this is "early today". in sports, for years now the new york yankees successfully closing a game with rivera has become as inevitable as death and taxes. here's nbc's fred roggin with an early look at all your sports headlines. >> good morning. he's a 12-time all-star, five time world series champ and now the yankees' mariano rivera is the best closer to play the game. to the bronx, pitching a perfect ninth inning for save 602. passed trevor hoffman for the most saves, fitting he did it in new york. rivera etches his names in the record books. >>> the red sox dropped the first of a doubleheader with the orioles. andino smashing a home run in the fourth. baltimore

my name is jon stewart. we have a good one for you tonight. oh, my gosh, we got a good one for you tonight. bill o'reilly, my old friend by o'reilly is going to be on the program, an i'll say it right now, you can watch the rest of it on the web. that's right. [laughter] as we say in the old neighborhood, [bleeped]. [cheering and applause] we begin... we don't actually say that. [laughter] very respectful in the old neighborhood. we begin tonight with the republican field for the presidency, which despite now boasting no fewer than eight viable candidates and newt gingrich has still left the republican base looking for alternatives, but are there alternatives looking for them? it's the subject of tonight's indecision 2012 indecision edition. chris christie, new jersey governor and part-time bobby bakala impersonator spoke last night at the holiest site in republicanism, the reagan library, and was propositioned almost immediately. >> are you reconsidering or are you standing firm? >> listen, i'll be really succinct about this. i saw something

my name is jon stewart. our guest mark adams will be here. a new book on machu picchu. awfully a lot of fun to say. machu picchu. we begin tonight with a more modern civilization and its mysterious decline. >> standard and poors one of the agency's, has dropped the u.s. from a triple-a rating down to a double-a-plus rating. >> jon: all right. i mean from triple-a to double-a -plus doesn't sound that bad. if you were going to rent the triple-x movie you got home and found out that the movie was just double-x-plus, are you going to worry that there was not quite enough (beep) and sucking to fill up the approximately four minutes you're going to watch it? i mean, six minutes. ladies? and by the way, the ratings agency is standard and poors. who is going to listen to a company whose name translates to average and below average. this is a big nothing burger. >> global markets in turmoil. >> high and anxiety. >> a manic monday. >> the dow plunging throughout the afternoon. >> we are down more than 400 points on 500 points. >> the dow jones industrial closing down 634 points.