tony stewart, jimmie johnson one-two. if you look back to history, nascar's greatest one-two punch ever. richard petty and david pearson. 63 times that stock car racing king and silver fox finished one-two. pearson having an edge in the finishes. of their generation, tony stewart and jimmie johnson are nascar one-two punch. 12 times they finished one-two. johnson went to victory lane seven of the 12 times. the five times that tony won, three of the five were on mile-and-a-half racetrack like this one. >> darrell: a five-time against a three-time. see how it works out. >> larry: i don't know how they are going to finish up but the next restart, strap your tv down. it will be exciting. you throw the three roush fenway drivers in mix, greg biffle in the 16, matt kenseth in the 17 and carl edwards in the 99, there are hungry hounds out there. >> darrell: what did we say halfway through? the fords aren't running good today. there they are. >> mike: jamie mac in the 1. how long has it been since he was in victory lane? clint bo

it turns out stewart has reason to be secretive.wn 14-month-old son in her van on a searing hot day in august while she ran errand. the child survived. a grand jury indicted stewart. she agreed to a plea bargain and served 14 months probation. you might be surprised to learn that despite this, stewart is still transporting preschoolers in her van every day. so a few weeks after that first visit, i returned with our family. this time stewart cautiously let us in, but as soon as i asked about her past, we weren't welcome. >> that has nothing to do with you right now at this time. so if you would, please, leave, that would be fine. thank you. >> reporter: so do the parents who trust their children to stewart's care know about her record? holly whitaker is a single mom who says she was careful when she lookeded for someone to watch her two children. >> a lot of the day cares around here. >> reporter: holly found stewart listed under affordable day care on the internet. then she actually ran stewart's name through an online database. >>

linda stewart has names for the exotic birds that fill her home and yard. there are hundreds of colorful birds. and she says their health proves of how well she cares for the birds. >> i have a girl over there, she's 30 years old. if i wasn't doing it right i don't think she would still be with us. >> reporter: but agencies don't agree. a bird rescue group called the living conditions filthy, overcrowded and noisy. stewart says she's had up to 400 birds here and with family support it's not too many. >> if you have enough people coming in and help you with the taking care of everything, absolutely nothing. i know people who have 6,000. >> reporter: officials told me there is no regulation on the number of pet that is can be kept as pets but stewart has been told that she cannot breed any of the birds. stewart says that she has to sell some of them to pay for expenses. >> the city has been coming to people like mist and trying to shut us down for one reason or another. most people leave because they just can't stand the harassment any longer. >> reporter: bu

you heard it are here from stewart oakley. and chris williams is also with us. >> quick check before we go to the break on what's it going on in the markets and the reaction that we're seeing to these figures. we are looking at declines for the ftse 100 of 0.8%, lows right around the equity markets dax down by just over 1.25%, while the swiss equity markets holding unreasonably well, but still down by 0.6%. so, jackie, we are looking at a negative session after a flat day of trade yesterday. >> absolutely. and in in terms of what you're seeing, it seems like it's impacting us here. when i first got in, we were trading higher and now we're looking at a down picture. dow 48, nasdaq 9 and s&p 500 lower by nearly 7. interesting to note that the volumes still incredibly low. about i imagine these number has we're seeing out of europe and asia going to impact us, as well, here in the united states. still to come, shoppers are still slashing their cash on luxury. hermes says it will warn its investors. we have more live from paris ne

enjoy your lead-in, jon stewart. see you next week. good night. [cheers and applause] >> march 1st, 2012. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: hey, welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. we got it going for you tonight. i'm excited. tonight's program, i get to talk almost the entire show about my two favorite systems. political and reproductive. (laughter) >> jon: neither of which i understand in any, shape or form. my guest will be cathleen kaveny, a professor of law and theology at notre dame university and we've asked her to company by and help me understand law and theology. apparently that sweet spot at the intersection of law street and theology avenue has no stoplight and a fire car pileup is on it and the whole society is very up set on it. it all boils down to this issue of a health insurance mandate that requires employers to provide plans that cover contraception as part

imagine that jimmy stewart is paying out the money to his depositors.e's got plenty of good loans but he can't change those into cash and he's got people at the door looking for money. well, if the federal reserve was on the job, jimmy stewart could call up the local fed office and say, look. i've got a whole bunch of good loans. i can offer them as collateral. give me a cash loan against this collateral. so the central bank would act in this way as a lender of last resort. the jimmy stewart can take the cash from the central bank, pay off his depositors and then so long as he really is solvent, that is as long as his loans are really good, the run will be quelled, will be stopped, and the panic will come to an end. so by providing short-term loans, taking as collateral the illiquid assets of the institution, central bank can put money into the system, pay off depositors, pay off short-term lenders and calm the situation and the panic. this was something that bank of england figured out very early. a very key person in the intellectual development here

you heard from disappointed tony stewart and kevin harvick. gas prices get all of us, because you wonder if the closer had that, had enough fuel, could denny have been able to hold off kevin harvick? tonight on fox -- we hope you tune in and enjoy "bob's burgers." later "simpsons" "family guy" and our favorite "american dad." next sunday we touched on the las vegas and it begins at 2:30 eastern with the kobalt tools 400. we always have a good time, as do the drivers and the fans. remember, it was carl edwards' only win last year. when he out-dueled tony stewart. of course, that turned out to be the battle for the championship. it looks like denny hamlin is part of the mix now, as denny holds off harvick for the victory. for darrell waltrip, larry mac, mike joy, krista, steve, matt, dick, jeff hammond, michael waltrip, our entire production crew. see you next sunday. we're always glad to have you a part of nascar on fox. i'm chris myers. thanks for being there. >>> drivers, start your engine! captioned by closed captioning services, inc [ cheer

colonel stewart held a high ranger, inspector general of the northern army. washington was very unhappy with colonel stewart he spent to much time in philadelphia he didn't seem to be attracted to newburg, new york. when he arrived he went to the commander in chief to pay respects and then immediately to general gates. gates later wrote that colonel stewart has arrived with information from some of our friends in philadelphia. those friends could only have been, of course, morris and morris, hamilton and madison and some others. perhaps making overtures to general gates. that was saturday. the next day, sunday, was a very busy time at ellison house because the staff was busy writing, in particular, colonel john armstrong. armstrong was writing an address to the army at newburg. we know armstrong was writing it because the original's in armstrong's handwriting. the original document. the document copied that night and on monday morning it was taken to the temple of virtue where every morning theage tants from the regiments arrived to get their daily orders and

stewart, do i have to have another treatment now? and he says yes. and he stakes a sellinger bottle and he sprays it all over the guy, that was his treatment because it was funny and he was supposed to laugh and that was supposed to cure this person. and he said not another treatment. (laughter) (cheers and applause) >> jon: why don't you just pull my heart out of my chest and eat it in front of me. (laughter) actually that brings does to our newest compilation box set, barbara boxer meanders through episodes of the daily show like one of your mom's friends. (laughter) this set has got all your daily show favorites. it's got i can't believe they did that john kerry speaks slowly. we mused look. but john oliver, that's absurd. and of course newt gingrich gets married a lot. >> having just watched a video clip, jon makes a funny face and bangs on his desk, you know, at which point he then explains in a very exasperated manner, are you-- kidding me. >> jon: but that's not all. if you act now, will you also get some legendary daily show moments including

my name is jon stewart and we have a very, very pleasant show for you this evening. guest, will ferrell will be our guest, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ) wow. wow. wow. i can't believe people remember that old show mash. well, that's mike farrell. i apologize. oh, really, that's the same joke i used last time will ferrell was here? they didn't laugh at that one either. what are you doing? listen. over the past few weeks, there has been something of a national hullabaloo, a countrywide brouhaha, an american (mumbling), all over comments made by radio shock- blob rush limbaugh. >> sandra fluke said that it's too expensive to have sex in law school without mandated insurance coverage. it makes her a slut, right? it makes her a prostitute. >> jon: sure. my god. that is the most noxious, hateful filth i've heard since earlier in his program or the program before that one or really every show that he's done for the past 30 years. but this time, whether because the woman that he attacked is a private citizen or because the words came in the context of any wom

stewart wins his second race of the season. won seven of the last 12 sprint cups. >>> coming up, a local fencer with hopes of fulfilling the olympic dream and a one-on-one challenge with our own lindsay murphy. >>> welcome back. i'm dave feldman. fencing often called a physical chess match. takes talent and smart to be successful. he's at harvard, and when he's not hitting the books, he's hitting with his sabre. lindsay murphy knows what it feels like. >> ready, set. >> reporter: modern fencing originated in the 18 century. it doesn't receive much notoriety, but a couple of smacks on the mask, and you'll see it deserves attention. hayfield graduate sasha is number one fencer for the 19 and under age group. >> first time i made the national team was probably one of the happiest moments of my life, pause i love the patriotic aspect. having the u.s.a. on the back is just, it's a great feeling. >> reporter: he is hoping to make the 2016 olympics team. to earn an olympic spot, he'll have to be in the top four. >> that's a big goal o

my same in jon stewart. we have -- my name is jon stewart. we have a good show for you tonight. seestephen merchant will be on e show tonight. when his partner ricky gervais was here we had a refined conversation with raccoon and panda sex so don't know what we'll talk about tonight. but you may want to leave the room when we do. i'm going to say romney won arizona handelly but the big result was michigan where all four candidates were defeated by a late surprise entrance the schitcy when from i understand he made impressive promises. >> when you order the schitky you get the little one. >> jon: it's a populous message that resonates in the difficult yet schmootzy times. romney kept putting his foot in the mouth he hired sew own mouth doesn't get feet in it and santorum released a robo call telling democratic voters to vote for him since michigan's republican party is open to all voters and mitt romney didn't care for the tactic. >> outrageous and disgusting. it's a new low in this campaign. i think rick santorum has a lot of explaining to do. >> jon: you've got a lot of splaini

their job is to go down a manhole on stewart to check on that possible leak.d the workers will need to crawl several hundred feet through a 36-inch sewer pipe just to get to the point where it's thought that leak is located. >>> well looks like a scene you're on timeout leo! some things won't last 25 years. ah! woof. some things will. save up to 20% on an ikea kitchen. >>> boy you don't see that every day. dozensover daring drivers took to infinon raceway to try to break a world guiness record. 75 cars spun donuts simultaneously for more than 15 seconds. that breaks the previous record of 55 cars. officials with guiness still need to srer tpreu -- to verify the akhaoáufplt. just look on video on our home page. >>> the sharks not swinging friendly territory. >> when you lose eight of your 11 games you're in trouble. today san jose played the will h.a. --l.a. kings since december 25. the sharks well they're becoming an endangered species and the only positive for san jose recently is marty havlin. tonight marty tie it is game with his power play goal. picked up

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dave osegood and barbara stewart. >> good morning. my name is arthur chang. i am a member of the northeast waterfront group. i have been with this project for the past three years. i used to appear before the park and recreation commission. i find that i can talk to both of you directly. i am here not to speak so much as all of these passionate neighbors have talked about this project, but i am here to talk about what this meeting is for, which is to certify this eir as a final document. i have the assurance that this is not the last event. is of this as final as it can get? ultimately the issue will probably be resolved in court. i see that happening here. i sent the planning commissioners, whose email i cannot seem to work, i must have something in the wrong place, but nevertheless, the beef i have with this final eir, it is lacking in credibility. it does not abide by the code, the code of seqa and disregards the guidelines. i do not know how many of the planning commissioners have read the whole two volumes, but i know mr. miguel has, because he was well

the subject of our new segment jon stewart examines other men's boners. no, is that shall did -- that should not be the name of the segment. can we please-- let's change this before the show airs. is-- good, thank you. you will edit out this entire conversation as well, right, perfect. okay. all right, that's good. we begin with our new segment gaffe-watch, that is the edit point right there and that will be seamless when people watch it at home, right, they won't-- they won't see the boner part. right? i don't know where i'm supposed to fake look in this bit. (laughter) amazingly obama's gaffe gave birth to a second gaffe from another individual. this from the mouth of one mitworth willard romney uny the fourth. >> he is plan on doing more and suggests to russia that he has things he's willing to do with them, he's not willing to tell the american people. this is to russia. this is, without question, our number one geo political foe. >> jon: boo gaffe. words hurt, mitt romney. and i for one want to take this moment to reassure our many, many foes around

. >> it appears there is no love lost between a couple domestic divas, martha stewart and rachel rayach other at a restaurant in new york city, stewart was notably glaring at rachel ray she was so uncomfortable she had her main course packed up in a doggy bag and left. stewart's daytime show was recently cancelled she may be unhappy ray's show is moving into her old studio. >> couldn't you just move to a different seat. >>> no one wants to sit there and be glared at by martha stewart. >> would that drive you to leave the restaurant? >> it might. >> because it is martha stewart or just glared at. >> i would be afraid she would come over and throw an elbow >> i wouldn't think that. >> who knows you are sitting there trying to enjoy dinner she is glaring at you, who can sit there and do that. >> you may be right. >> i just don't need it. >> i will go. >> still ahead. she is not making me go i choose to go. >> on my way out i would say i am number one. >> still ahead today's pet project you may have seen those infomercials for items that clean your dog's teeth do they really work dr. nel

the deal also include as new martha stewart craft line, furniture line and more holiday merchandise.>> a group of realtors and homeowners braved the wet weather in annapolis yesterday. they urged lawmakers to reject a budget proposal from government martin o'malley, a plan to limit income tax deductions. for example, taxpayers with incomes above a hundred grand would only be able to write off 90% of their itemized deductions so homeowners mortgage insurance deductions would take a big hit. the senate president mike miller does not think the deduction limit will survive in the general assembly. you start dealing with income tax deductions, people get pretty upset. a big deal. >>> 4:41. before you make your weekend plans, you want to hear howard's forecast coming up. >>> plus, find out why a local congressman is insisting metro remove a billboard telling the president of the united states where to go. keep it here. >>> we are back. it's been a crazy year so far. >> the cherry blossom press conference, itself preview of the the festival is coming up. we'll get the prediction later this

as jeff foxworthy campaigned for the massachusetts governor, it was a chance for john stewart to play a game you might be a romney if. >> if you have car on your front lawn cause your garage only holds five cars, if you go to the diner and order your eggs fabrige, if you think clover field was a movie about your butler, you might be a romney. >> i haven't gotten a mustache but i have a fabulous political panel this afternoon. in washington, david corn. from the politico news room, joe williams and krystal ball. david, i have to start with you. mitt romney in this republican race has had more roles than jack nicholson. rehad the oil loving nascar fan.

started in 1948 by poultry farmers romain stewart and lee jasper.the farm has grown into a hugely successful integrated oper@tion involving thousands of acres of hauling, shelling, processing and marketing. the second and third generation of jaspers are running the business and finding new ways to market their nuts, including through people like mike and mike. >> you gotta start somewhere. you don't see too many people that come, want to buy a pick-up load of almonds and all of a sudden they're buying truckloads, but it's been great to see that progress. >> people like mama mallace's has made t almond industry as successful as it is. >> today, while maintaining their own business, the company supplies mama mallace with all of their almonds. and over the years, the two companies have come together and formed a unique partnership that, yes, even a mother could love. >> so even if it ended tomorrow, the people that we've made friends with; the people that we've reached out to, the things that we've done, you know what, it's great. it really is great. >

. >> we go to fontana, nascar, tony stewart won a rain-shortened race. he passed kyle busch 44 laps before the race was stopped, giving stewart his 46th career win. >>> venus williams continues her comeback from an autoimmune disease. facing woes knack, who took the first set. second set, takes the second. third sis, tiebreaker. venus serving match point. she holds on to win in three sets. >> warriors in portlandand more from tiger woods on his win, and with the masters two weeks away, got his mojo going. >> alan: but is it for good? >> ama: the mind boggling weekend for gauge games -- "the hunger games" at the box office. >> ama: "the hunger games" came out the victors. did anybody think it wouldn't? pullings in $155 million in its opening weekend. the third best debut ever behind last year's harry potter finale and the dark knight. took in more than twice what the first twilight movie made. >> alan: the lorax was there'd. john carter was fourth, followed by act of valor. captioned by closed captioning services inc.

my name is jon stewart. we have a great one for you tonight.lays a inexperienced alaska governor catapulted to fame when she's nominated to become the second most powerful person in the country it's based a on a story that shouldn't be true but -- [ laughter ] my chair doesn't have wheels but my ass does. [ laughter ] yesterday president obama broke out the good chairs to welcome israeli prime minister benjamin bibi netanyahu in town for a quick nosh to remind us that we face annihilation at the iranians.Ñi >> when it's flying to a location near you, ladies and gentlemen, if it looks like a duck, if it walks like a duck, if it quacks like a duck, then what is it? what is it? [cheers and applause] that's right. it's a duck. but this duck is a nuclear duck. [ laughter ] >> jon: i think going with the duck undercuts the urgency of your message. [ laughter ] nuclear duck sounds like the name of a terrible adult show. yeah. it helps if you are high when you watch it. [ laughter ] netanyahu has clearly reserved israel's right to kill this duck even b

have stewart on. we say hello to jackie joining us for the next hour of the program. hi, jackie. >>> good morning, ross. good morning, christine. great to be back with you guys today. well, apple has become the sixth company in the united states' corporate history to surpass the market cap value. we spoke with steve wozniak who was in singapore for the leadership sum is mitt and asked him if he ever envisioned the iphone maker becoming that big. take a listen. >>> i'm an engineer. i don't keep track of -- i don't want to worry about money and amounts. >> reporter: but you are a stockholder and you are still an honorary employee of the company. >> i am so honored that the company i started is the largest market cap, whatever you say, in the world. it's a huge company and it's a lot of can companies in one. every one is so excellent. the retail store is a company. the itunes, the music is a real company. the ipods are a company. the ipad is a huge company. the we have all these -- and we still have comp

my name is jon stewart. tonight's guest sean donovan the president's secretary of housing and urban development. that's right, people. a male secretary. oh, it's 2012. next thing you know they're going to want to be nurses. anyway, all right. let's get going here. we begin with a warning. i know many of our viewers have busy lives and often use the time of this program to reconnect with their significant others for laughing and a little bit of a sexy time. i know a lot of you do it while the show is on. tonight you may want to postpone those activities. because while the show will still be employing the spanish fly that is a comedyic take on political news we will be mixing it the electrodes to your genitals that is this cat. human cold shower rush limbaugh. see. as you probably heard, georgetown university law student testified before congress about how she supports the government mandate for health insurers to include contraception as part of women's preventive health care relating to her own situation uti

my name is jon stewart. we got a good one for you tonight.e richards, the star of nbc's "parenthood." [laughter] oh. she's the president of planned parenthood. i guess my questions about what craigt. nelson is really like are... anyway, we begin tonight with accident yes's paradox, which boston chewlates that to get to your destination, you must first travel half the distance towards it and from there half the remaining distance so on and so on ipso facto et al, err go, vis-a-vis, say law vie. one can never arrive at the end point, which brings us to the race for the republican nomination for president. our coverage of endless suffrage 2012. all i heard, all i heard from these fools was that tuesday was super tuesday. so named not so much because it was sent to earth by its parent in a crystal space ship moments before krypton exploded, although it was, but because we would finally have a decisive night, one that would finally finish this never-ending gob stopper. tell us finally once and for all where carmen san diego is. seriously, it is li

my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, rachel weisz, star of "the deep blue sea," but i bring you greetings tonight from lebanon via germany. [applause] that is the broad international audience that we have here, lebanon via germany, or as we're referring to it now, lebarnany, germanon. last night was obviously tuesday night. you know what that means. once more on to the breech of endless suffrage 2012 as voters in alabama, mississippi, hawaii and american samoa headed to the polls to select the republican nominee for president, and the big story line was... >> it is make-or-break night for newt gingrich. >> this could be gingrich's last stand. >> if gingrich loses either of these southern states, where can he win? >> if you can't win there, you can't win anywhere. >> his rationale for moving forward starts to slip away. >> newt has to have the south. >> oh, it appears we have a gentleman caller and his head is enormous. [in southern accent] so did newt win the south? well, actually rick santorum won alab

my name is jon stewart.ight's program, my guest tonight, oh, i'm very excited about this, no one. (laughter) we do not have a guest tonight. i'm going to have to, i'm just going sit for five, six minutes and just stare. (laughter) actually we don't have a guest tonight because we do have a blockbuster two-part investigation by our own john olver that you do not want to miss. if for no other reason at the end of his expose he we are giving away a van. chaers plaus that does not long to us. (laughter) so the winner will receive a stolen van. (laughter) i have 20 minutes to steal a van. (laughter) all right, no van. but first, i am sick of the elections. i want to start with a story of international intrigue. >> syrian dictator assad his personal e-mails were leaked to the british newspaper guardiance. >> britian fwaurdian newspaper said it obtained thousands of e-mails to and from president bashar assad. >> jon: finally, an e-mail hack of someone who actually deserves to have their e-mail hacked. thank god. (a

my name is jon stewart. we have a very nice show for you tonight. my guest is maria goodavage, her new about dogs in the militarism we'll get into the controversial don't ask, don't smell. [ laughter ] did i mention we're back from vacation? last night around 10:00 put the kids to bed and i'm watching, as i always do at this time the lawrence o'donnell show because that's the premises of the bit we're about to do. anyhoo mr. o'don't is supposed to interview craig sonner the lawyer at the center of george zimmerman case. >> george sonner the courageous defender of george zimmerman walked out of studio. there is his chair in orlando. >> not the most enthralling television but it's miss neeb. i didn't think dressing a grizzly bear in human clothes of a good idea but you know they made that work. [ laughter ] panda, what no? [ laughter ] anyway have it it. who is page you, mr. lawyer? who hired you? when exactly did they hire you? does george zimmerman have a job? does he have any property? did you represent him when he was arrested for assault on a pol