>> don't make me say it. >> stewart: no. [ cheers and applause ] >> no, no, no. >> stewart: how ridiculousould bit? >> well, let me tell you. it is carlos danger! >> danger! >> >> stewart: why did that just happen? what was that? >> listen, i can't wait to get going. what kind of fun story am i getting back to? like a comptroller in new york that takes selfies of himself? racial rage? something terrible about chinese people? what have you got lined up for today. >> after nearly two and a half years of civil war in syria, multiple reports of large chemical weapons attacks in 25 years, the white house is poised for action against president bashar al-assad. >> stewart: good luck with that! wait, wait, wait. maybe we can still have some fun. the people of syria seem to be in a lot of danger. >> no, no, no, no, no. it does not work like that! anyway you can have fun and it is great to have you back. one more thing. crossfire returns next monday on cc -- cnn! [ cheers and applause ] [r >> stewart: welcome to the show! >> i was very much hoping, that a big story would break during the commercial

[ applause ] >> stewart: hey, everybody! welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart, via a good one for you tonight. mario livio. >> about great scientific errors, like monkey pox. >> like so many nights before with the strong possibility of a nebulously defined targetish bombing. designed to bring peace and stability to the bomb ees. >> it is not deja vu or groundhog day, it is groundhog deja cluster (bleep). >> obama laid out the goals for bombing syria which ultimately are really quite simple. >> the goal is to negotiate a solution which results in the departure of ba and the free choice of the syrian people for their future. >> stewart: assad leaves willingly, democratic syria is stable and peaceful, thousands of lives are saved and a and they get married and live happily ever after with unicorns and rainbows! >> it sounds simple but i am sure it is an arduous task, complex task the committee members that were listening to our committee chair there, mr. chair, our secretary of state rightfully agonized over for ho

>> i am playing poker. >> stewart: wait! why? why? [ cheers and applause ] >> stewart: why? >> because you are boring me, jon. and this is what real gentlemen do. they play poker on their iphones whenever they become inexplicably bored by something incredibly important. i bid you good day, sir. >> stewart: sir archibald -- >> i bid you good day! >> stewart: sir vroom. >> stewart: so we are talking a little bit about the foreign policies and the proxy wars. president obama met with russian's president putin, head of the g-20 this week and after some consideration he decided ah, i am not going to do that, so instead our, we decided to give diplomacy a bit of a try. >> since 1989 the united states and russia have been allies but recently the nations have struggled with one crisis nestled inside ott crisis inside another. to see how to keep these two nations from another cold war i sat down who heads the kremlin approved policy group. let's start with an easy issue. edward snowden. >> you don't want him and we do want him. why can't we figure this (bleep) out like right now? >>

. >> stewart--stewart can help.e ranger for that area. >> to be honest, i'd rather not be guided by someone whose best friend is a six-foot squirrel. >> he may be short a few sandwiches, but if anyone knows that area-- >> yeah, well, i better tell julie. >> all right, you go get stewart's number and i'll go to mrs. tishell and get some more adrenaline pens. >> well, you stopped singing. >> doc says you should stay still. >> yeah, well, i'm sick again. >> i know. that's not good, is it? >> hi, doc. >> hello, stewart. >> we in a hurry? >> yes. >> according to al, he's about 10 minutes past the lake and west point. you know where that is? >> uh, yeah, yeah. so mark has finally found his fair maiden then, eh? i always had him down as one of those mail-order bride types. >> stewart, you know it's possible that mark suffered an allergic reaction to this snake bite. >> doesn't sound like much fun. >> he could go into anaphylactic shock which would be the second case i've had today. if he does, he's got about 30 minutes to

. >> stewart--stewart can help.e ranger for that area. >> to be honest, i'd rather not be guided by someone whose best friend is a six-foot squirrel. >> he may be short a few sandwiches, but if anyone knows that area-- >> yeah, well, i better tell julie. >> all right, you go get stewart's number and i'll go to mrs. tishell and get some more adrenaline pens. >> well, you stopped singing. >> doc says you should stay still. >> yeah, well, i'm sick again. >> i know. that's not good, is it? >> hi, doc. >> hello, stewart. >> we in a hurry? >> yes. >> according to al, he's about 10 minutes past the lake and west point. you know where that is? >> uh, yeah, yeah. so mark has finally found his fair maiden then, eh? i always had him down as one of those mail-order bride types. >> stewart, you know it's possible that mark suffered an allergic reaction to this snake bite. >> doesn't sound like much fun. >> he could go into anaphylactic shock which would be the second case i've had today. if he does, he's got about 30 minutes to

so he knew where stewart was. what he was irritated with about stewart was not that stewart was not providing him with intelligence, but that stewart was violating the principle of concentration of forces. it was not intelligence that lee wanted, it was stewart and his cavalry that he wanted, and that was what was irritating robert e. lee so was stewart responsible for the battle of gettysburg? in that respect, no. no. robert e. lee knew exactly what he was doing when he ordered the concentration of the army of northern virginia at gettysburg. rather, jeb stewart disappointed him by mishandling the role that he was supposed to have in providing screening for the right flank of the army of northern virginia. but it was not a case where robert e. lee blundered into gettysburg because jeb stewart somehow had left him blind and groping around the countryside. that became a convenient excuse for hanging the results of the gettysburg campaign on jeb stewart. that, in turn, is what informed john mos eby's comments. moseb

jon stewart, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: folks, speaking of golden idols the catholic church, mason, as you know i am tv's foremost catholic and i take my faith very seriously, jesus is not only my copilot, sometimes i let him drive, unfortunately, folks, unfortunately, i have had it up to here, here with our new pope. he is washing the feet of criminals, saying atheists can be redeemed, not judging the gays, and saying w we can't sere god and money at the same time. oh, yes, we can. and at this point what is the difference? our money has in god we trust on it and i am assuming god has a tramp stamp that says a dolla makes me holla! but now the pope has given an exhaustive interview initiated by the jesuit magazine america which was filled with papal bombshells. >> the pope speaking out about some of the oldest staunchest traditions in the roman catholic church, we are talking about the acceptance of gays and lesbians, embracing prominent roles for women in the church and how about contrac

emanuel stewart. mr. stewart, where are you? (applause) >> don't be shy. i am going to go on and on about how wonderful you are. so, ladies and gentlemen, this is mr. manuel stewart. he is a teacher here within the san francisco unified school district. he completed his bachelor's degree and teaching credential program at san francisco state. he obtained -- got a fan right here. he obtained his masters of education administration from u.c. berkeley in 2012. he's been an elementary school teacher since 2003 with the district and he serves on the school district committee and the task force that focuses on science curriculum for elementary schools as well as selects the textbooks. mr. stewart has developed in owe v-8 i have curriculum and approaches teaching that has helped him relate to his students and keep them engaged thereby increasing their learning outcomes. mr. stewart represents the future of teaching and is a model for teachers in san francisco as well as the nation and it is most deserving of this honor. and i also understand him to be a fantastic

martha stewart's company until just now. they just responded. courtney reagan has that and she joins us now. courtney, how are they responding? >> i'm going to go ahead and read this statement directly from martha stewart living. j.c. penney remains one of our retail partners. our agreement with them is in force, and we have no intention of ending it. we have committed to working with them to design high-quality, beautiful and affordable product for consumers around the country. we reached out to j.c. penney, and they said they are awaiting the judge's decision. they're fighting about martha stewart products in court right now. the judge has yet to render a decision. macy's sued martha stewart and then j.c. penney saying they breached the exclusive contract martha stewart has with macy's. right now martha stewart living on new media says, hey, our contract is still in force. the products are still on the shelves, they are still on line. yes, they're on sale, but so is the rest of the home department which we know didn't perf

and they're not the only ones with little sympathy for stewart.ome of the nicer comments on social media suggest the multimillionaire buy herself a new ipad and lose the self-absorbed spoiled attitude which apparently she didn't lose in jail. >> she can go to the store and buy a new ipad? >> she could. she wants it fixfixed. >>> on the verge of the playoffs. we'll show you what the a's clinched tonight and we also have jay. >> raj, jessica, a terrific show tonight. sandra bullock on the program. comedy central, very funny guys are here. music from gregory porter doing a great song. and we go jay walking. >>> before we get to what happened tonight at at&t park we have to tie up loose ends from last night. ever since brian wilson donned dodger blue, he's beening ing a weird. after last night's game brian wilson yelling at giants ceo larry baer. wilson want his 2012 world series ring. the weird part is the giants say they tried to coordinate delivery of the ring several times before. >> he came over and said, you know, when do i get my ring, basicall

i have been lying about where jon stewart's been all summer. in fact, i've lied to you exactly 31 times it seemed appropriate to confess tonight because this is my last show at interim host. stop hiding your joy. jon stewart will be back in september. we're all looking forward to seeing him so much. before we go into our top story tonight we just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge the horrifying events unfolding right now in egypt. our deepest thoughts are with everyone over there for more on that developing story, you should probably watch the real news. that's kind of what they're built for. in the meantime we're going to push ahead with our final silly show of the summer, our guest tonight writer and of the silly show simon peg will be with us. frankly, simon has a lot to live up to tonight guest wisement i don't know if he saw last night's show but regis phil pynn ended the interview in a slightly unexpected manner. ♪ looks like we made it ♪ he kissed me on the head. and you know what, i woke up this morning and hi a gray patch of hair

patrick stewart: this is patrick stewart. how are you liking the program so far? aah!h, geez, you scared me. what happened to your clothes? hey, what are you doing? (screaming) (gagging) (labored breathing) brian, have you seen...? whoa, what the hell happened to you? easy, easy, man, easy. (whimpering) (gasps) what the hell is your problem?! me? what did i do? you're the one going all michael hutchence over here. you just stay away from me, you psychopath. hey, ow. look, i don't know what's going on here, but don't be throwing things, because that's just not safe. (gasps) what? oh... my... god. good lord! i... am a genius. what... what is it? don't you see, brian? my machine did work. it created an evil clone of me. that's why i didn't feel more evil-- all the evil energy went into him. well, kill it. it almost choked me to death. i shall do no such thing, brian. it must be studied. if i can decode the genetic puzzle of this being, perhaps i can determine how to apply it to my own neurological makeup. evil stewie, come with me. we're going to run a few tests on... (bo

you know, have you reached out to miss stewart? >> oh, we've reached out to her multiple times and we'd love to help her out. we do what she's looking for in terms of press a but and we fix it in about 30 minutes. >> you go to her house? >> home, office or work. mobile on demand service. >> will you get there today? >> absolutely. we -- our website, we have a dispatch system which sends the closest tech to you and it's quite a convenient and awesomes service. >> how much would it cost for miss stewart to get her ipad screen fixed? depending on the break? >> probably about $150 but we could possibly work out a deal. >> could possibly work out a deal for miss stewart. maybe barter. she could endorse your service. how about that? >> i think she would love our service. we have itechs standing by. >> how is the business going? how is traction? if you got stewart behind you here with some complimentary tweets i could see the business doing better. how is it going? >> yeah. business is going to well. we have 402have 402 itechs. >> the typ

. >>> in sports the oldest person ever to hit a walkoff home run and the martha stewart relationship may be ending. >>> let's start with that dysfunctional business of d.c. politics. senator ted cruz part of a marathon speech in protest of funding the president's health care plan and took the floor at 2:41 p.m. eastern time. this is him right now live at 5:31 a.m. eastern time. i mean people are still wondering if he has a catheter. i think he's been taking turns up there at the dais declaring he will talk until he can't stand anymore and with the help of his tea party friends, the debate continues of course, as we continue. it is not technically a filibuster because it has no chance of delaying today's senate vote. but apparently speaking about obama care for hours on end, not enough to pass the time. >> most americans could not give a flying flip about a bunch of politicians in washington. who cares? you know, almost all of us are in cheap suits with bad haircuts. who cares? you know, it's a little bit like the world wrestling federation. it's wrestling matches where it's all rigge

stewart and the m.j. apparently standing for brother, you must be jamming because he was jamming and running, 10-0 patriots and the hype squad getting hyped by air and by sea. will robach and stewart can do it all, 17-0 at the half. falls church says hold up wait a minute after the half. will mareya, 6' 1, 155 pounds of green screech to the house. dion dupont is painting up a touchdown 17-14, but that's where the rally ended yorktown holding on thanks to mr. stewart. >> yeah. i mean they had a really good defensive scheme. they've been coached well. i could tell they were keying in on me from the beginning. that's what most teams do, but i just had to grind it out. >> good for him, a buck 21 on the ground tonight. >>> now dematha and good council normally would receive top big. that was relegated to second tier status. recently the stags have played second fiddle to the falcons, but tonight dematha channeling their inner president obama. let me be clear, it's time for a chang. going to turn it around -- c

i have been lying about where jon stewart's been all summer. in fact, i've lied to you exactly 31 times it seemed appropriate to confess tonight because this is my last show at interim host. stop hiding your joy. jon stewart will be back in september. we're all looking forward to seeing him so much. before we go into our top story tonight we just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge the horrifying events unfolding right now in egypt. our deepest thoughts are with everyone over there for more on that developing story, you should probably watch the real news. that's kind of what they're built for. in the meantime we're going to push ahead with our final silly show of the summer, our guest tonight writer and of the silly show simon peg will be with us. frankly, simon has a lot to live up to tonight guest wisement i don't know if he saw last night's show but regis phil pynn ended the interview in a slightly unexpected manner. ♪ looks like we made it ♪ he kissed me on the head. and you know what, i woke up this morning and hi a gray patch of hair

. >>> welcome back, jon stewart. making his return from summer break in hilarious fashion. hd 8.ut do you really? [ female announcer ] neutrogena® makeup remover erases 99% of your most stubborn makeup with one towelette. can your makeup remover do that? [ female announcer ] neutrogena® makeup remover. as soon as you feelon can yit, try miralax.er do that? it works differently than other laxatives. it draws water into your colon to unblock your system naturally. don't wait to feel great. miralax. >>> time to check "the pulse." and we start with what one driver in hawaii called a freak accident. but the truth is, he really could have been killed. >> there he is, with his girlfriend. check it out. the honda he was driving on a honolulu freeway. that red surfboard crashes through the windshield. >> the owner hasn't stepped forward to claim it just yet. >> wow. >>> a 9-year-old rhode island boy getting ready for fourth grade homework and preparing to release his second book. colin naughton wrote his first book when he was 7. >> called "not so spooky halloween," it tells the story of

allison stewart first caught my attention on mtv. she was on abc, world news tonight -- albeit 12-6 in the morning -- [laughter] then cbs, then msnbc from 3 to 3:30 in the morning. she must be a night owl like myself, i guess. [laughter] then on radio at npr, pbs, and now she's right here at the most important initials, p and p. [laughter] i now bring to the podium the former veejay, the news journalist, the wife, the mother, the could have been model and now author, allison stewart, and her book, "first class: the legacy of dunbar, america's first black public high school." [applause] >> thank you, everybody, so much for coming out tonight. and thank you for that lovely introduction, wow. i'm going to introduce myself to folks who pay be encountering me for the first time. my name is allison stewart, and my mom was in the dunbar class of 1947, and my dad was in the dunbar class of 1946, and my grandfather was in the m street class of 1915. so now if you're from d.c., you've probably heard about cup bar from a mom -- dunbar from a mo

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jon stewart being back, isn't it great? you can take a three-month vacation, everyone is like, hey, good to have you back. >> if we disappeared for three months, what, who? >> you, they would know. i'm richard lui, this is "early today." we hope it's just your first stop of the day on nbc. >>> leading the news in "the denver post," naacp-kkk meeting in wyoming believed to be a first. this meeting was requested by casper's local naacp chapter while reports of kkk literature being delivered in that region. >>> boston mayor on detroit, blow the place up and start all over. the mayor now apologizing for his remarks. they've been criticized by detroit's mayor as an unfortunate choice of words after this year's boston bombing. >>> ariel castro has committed suicide. castro sentenced to life in prison without parole, plus 1,000 years for holding three women captive in his home for nearly a decade. we're still waiting for confirmed responses from those three victims to what has happened. >>> the senate reaches an agreement for u.s.

i'm jon stewart. guests tonight, atoms for peace.cheers & applause] as you know, that is a band and also the slogan of the iranian nuclear program. thom yorke from radiohead, flea from the chili peppers. very talented group. we've wasted too much time. we have to get to the senate florida. texas senator ted cruz has been speaking with authority. >> i rise today in an effort to speak for 26 million texans. and for 300 million americans. as americans, we value liberty and opportunity above all else. what the american people are interested in is what we've all been interested in. >> jon: stuff-crusted pizza. no, wait! tacos made from doritos. no. frappe. >> what we've always been interested in, which is freedom. >> jon: didn't see that coming. does freedom have cheese stuffed in its crust? [laughter] clearly senator cruz believes our freedom is under assault. senator cruz, would you care to offer a historical precedent that you feel is appropriate to the threat that we now face? >> if you go to the 1940s, nazi germany. >> jon: nazi germ

martha stewart media says, our agreement with them is in force.ommitted to working with them to design high quality, beautiful and affordable products for consumers around the country. court proceedings revealed how important the martha stewart partnership was to former ceo ron johnson in his home transformation. current ceo mike ullman expressed disappointment for sales in the revamped jc penney home department. many analysts think if jc penney does ultimately lose those ma that stewart products by choice or court order, it will have a marginal impact on the bids. carl? >> courtney, thank you to much. courtney reagan talking jc penney. walmart is not struggling with any major product lines, but today is dealing with a labor struggle. the nagtion's private employer s facing an expanded union president. rick berman, rick, good afternoon. >> hello, carl. >> how worrisome is it that workers are having these concerns and taking it essenti l essentially to the streets? >> most of the people protesting are not the workers. these are people brought in by

i'm jon stewart, and boy did we put on a program for you, our guest, mr. david crosby. very excited. we begin tonight, of course, president obama's address on syria. i'm kidding around. that's not the big story. the big news last night was not syria, but there was new york's mayoral primary, bill de blasio won the night with his incredibly awesome family. >> they're blowing kisses through the crowd. a very photogenic family. >> jon: i rarely say this about the media, but you're underselling it. photogenic doesn't go anywhere near what these folks are. check this out. >> ladies and gentlemen, and now the smackdown. >> reporter: the entire family, including son dante and daughter kiara did a weird gymnastic move that brought huge cheers from the crowd. [applause] [laughter] >> jon: adopt me. yes, somehow after 12 years of captain soda narc, i think new york city might be ready for a charismatic biracial family with their own synchronized dance moves, that appear to have been beamed here from the 1970s music variety special. who is better than this family? nobody is better

jc penney has reportedly given martha stewart the heave-ho mike ullman returned as penney's ceo in april and it was his decision to stop selling her products according to reuters. the offical reason given is that the domestic diva's products didn't sell as well as anticipated, but the move follows a three-year legal battle that was initiated by jc penney after stewart started selling her goods at rival retailer macy's. martha stewart omnimedia released a statement saying the company has "no intention of ending" its partnership with jc penney. boeing plans to triple the number of jets it builds for chinese airlines. boeing china 787 dreamliner airbus the aircraft company expects to receive 5,580 orders from china during the next decade.. with a value of $780 billion dollars. company officials at boeing believe air traffic should rise 7% per year in china on the heels of strong economic growth and improved access to air travel. boeing has struggled this year with issue surrounding it's 787 dreamliners. however, this latest prediction about china gives the jet maker a competitive boost agai

jon stewart making his return. he's been on a little hiatus.recting a film "rosewater. "did not know this. incredibly interesting. the true story of an iran-born journalist detained by iranian officials held as suspected spy in solitary confinement for three months. very special connection to stewart, apparently some of the proof they used against this journalist was very obvious and playful video that jon used on his show of that journalist dressed as a spy. and they used that over in iran against him. this holds a very deep connection to jon stewart. that's why he went over there to do it. look out for "rosewater." come back today. >> "fifty shade of grey" -- did you read the book? >> no. >> dakota johnson, anastasia steel, and christian grey. will be by charlie -- >> the daughter of melanie griffith, don johnson, naked for speed, 21 jump street, and the british hunan, jack taylor on fx, sons of anarchy, and by the way there is, i didn't realize this, there is three in the series, a trilogy. i guess the guys are going to go to the bank if the

my name is jon stewart. oh, we got a good one. we got a good one.e got a good one for you tonight. our guest tonight, my man crush... [laughter] mr. hugh jackman will be joining us. let's begin tonight, though, we're going to go from excitement to not as much. let's begin tonight with our sadly recurring segment, depressing familiar post-tragedy analysis. so, the guy who killed all those people monday with a shotgun he legally purchased two days before that, warning signs? >> alexis' families has told investigators he suffered from mental illness for a decade. >> jon: a decade of mental illness. that's peculiar. wouldn't there be a paper trail for ten years of psychiatric issues. >> he sought and received treatment through the department of veterans' affairs. >> >> jon: oh. [laughter] so the v.a. lots of paper, not a lot of trail. well, at least the shooter had no legal issues that might preclude him from gun ownership. >> twice he was arrested in minor shooting incidents, in salt until 2004 and in texas in 2010. >> jon: you know, if i wanted to pic

earlier this week her company, martha stewart omnimedia was sued by a patent holder claiming the ipad apps made by her company were in violation of patents and they demanded money. what some people might call a patent troll, but rather than caving in and paying, her company is counter suing asking a court to declare that attacker's patent invalid. it's very aggressive. it's very good business. now, hopefully she can get her ipad fixed. >>> kiwi on a stick. pictures from mcdonald's this morning. mcdonald's says it's going to offer additional health where i options like kiwi and watermelon. these are products under consideration. they have done well in some mcdonald's foreign markets. the company is also going to offer an option of side salad instead of fries and only advertise milk, water, or juice with its happy meals. back to you. >> everything tastes better on a stick. i'll be impressed when they do salad on a stick. that will be great. >>> moving on, san jose will soon where more law enforcement officers on the street. today the police academy will graduate a new class of officers.

and how much would you pay to hang out with actress kristen stewart? for just 15 minutes?nd i mean just talking. just talking. someone spent a lot of money. we'll have that for you in "the cooler." >>> the crisis in syria but focus now on the new diplomatic push to eliminate the assad regime stockpile of chemical weapons. secretary of state john kerry in geneva with a team of arms control experts to begin talks with his russian counterpart but as the world watches to see if the air strikes will be averted the white house refusing to put a timetable on the negotiations. >> it obviously will take some time. there are technical aspects involved in developing a plan for securing syria's chemical weapons and verifying their location and putting them under international control. so i expect that this will take some time. but we also are not interested in delaying tactics and we believe it's very important to hold assad accountable. >> two nights ago president obama directly addressed the american people. now vladimir putin is doing the same thing. in a "new york times" op-ed wri

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. >>> also jon stewart not take ing it easy on his college roommate. we want to get you up to speed on syria. president obama and secretary of state john kerry will spend today making the case for action to the world's leaders. secretary kerry heads to lithuania and paris and london while obama wraps up the g-20. president obama and putin, their relationship has been chilly as of late. that's at best. they were cordial enough at the outset, but an early session meant to be all about the global economy reportedly was overshadowed by pressure from russia, china and a letter from the pope to avoid strikes against syria. >> i also look forward to having an extensive conversation about the situation in syria. and i think our joint recognition that the use of chemical weapons in syria is not only a tragedy, but also a violation of international law that must be addressed. >> last night at a working dinner that stretched for more than four hours, it didn't break up until about 2:00 a.m., president obama reportedly expressed confidence in reports syria used ch

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my name is alison stewart. my mom was in the dunbar class in 1947 and my dad was in done by class of 1946 and my grandfather was in 1915. if you are from d.c. you probably heard about dunbar from my mom or dad or uncle, if you are not from d.c. the story might be unfamiliar to you so i want to introduce a little bit to folks who are thinking why is everybody talking about this high school and what is so important about it? the story goes something like this. dunbar high school was a place where a highly educated and engaged teachers to have the highest expectations for their students and as a result produce scholars who went to college in the 1950s 80% of high school graduates went to college and as a result they exiled in wide-ranging fields from business to education to the sciences and the arts. i could be talking about andover or exeter or any of these schools but one of the reasons dunbar was so spectacular and the story itself is so spectacular was because don barr was a segregated high school in the nati

i'm jon stewart. guests tonight, atoms for peace.eers & applause] as you know, that is a band and also the slogan of the iranian nuclear program. thom yorke from radiohead, flea from the chili peppers. very talented group. we've wasted too much time. we have to get to the senate florida. texas senator ted cruz has been speaking with authority. >> i rise today in an effort to speak for 26 million texans. and for 300 million americans. as americans, we value liberty and opportunity above all else. what the american people are interested in is what we've all been interested in. >> jon: stuff-crusted pizza. no, wait! tacos made from doritos. no. frappe. >> what we've always been interested in, which is freedom. >> jon: didn't see that coming. does freedom have cheese stuffed in its crust? [laughter] clearly senator cruz believes our freedom is under assault. senator cruz, would you care to offer a historical precedent that you feel is appropriate to the threat that we now face? >> if you go to the 1940s, nazi germany. >> jon: nazi german

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