my name is jon stewart.y guest tonight, my guest tonight, mark fainaru-wada, he has written a book that has rocked the nfl about concussions, wrote it with his brother, fabulous book, happy halloween. >> like one month old, it is just lying there pooping its pants and age gering anyone who who it is not related to. well, yesterday the house energy and commerce committee held the much anticipated hearing, with kathleen sebelius, let's see her try to wiggle out of accountability for this mess. >> let me say directly to the americans you deserve better. i apologize. i am accountable to you for fixing these problems. >> stewart: that was weird. i wonder if her apology will in any way affect any certain grandstanding type congress people who might have planned on shaming her into apologizing with some kind of weird prop or something. >> i came with a quote from american icon. hold up a poster that says if you are having a problem, it is our problem. and i am glad to hear you base this philosophy to your actions t

>> things things are taking offo the "the daily show" host's jon stewart rant against our deep dish pizza. >> jon stewart trashing our pizza. >> i take big offense because chicago style deep dish is the best. >> picking on our pizza. >> a ribbing. >> take a bite it's irresistible. >> i'm not a deep dish fan, myself. i love thin crust. i could get hate mail. i used to ship it froze ton california. >> i'm not a deep dish fan. >> jon: get to the traffic and weather already! [laughter] i'm late and i need to know if i need to wear a coat. [ laughter ] anyway, some people thought that my contribution to the pizza dialog was not particularly well reasoned. >> jon stewart went on a rant. >> stewart fired off a tirade, it continued like that for a while in the cheesesy new york accent. >> jon: cheesy new york accent

[cheers and applause] my name is jon stewart. an excellent one tonight. our guest tonight mr. tom brokaw. jennifer lawrence is scheduled. she'll be on tomorrow night. tonight is tom brokaw. both talking about the assassination of john f. kennedy. too snoon. [laughter] a little while back on the program i personally don't watch it, i think it's crash. [ laughter ] i may have mentioned something about chicago-style pizza and how it tended to be less pizza-ish than pizza. i was guest tick laying quite a bit during that clip. in articulating that sentiment, i may have implied that deep dish pizza tastes like a string cheese that had been baked for two hours inside of mike ditka's ass. [ laughter ] so i said that on a -- my program and apparently chicago has television. [laughter] >> things things are taking offo the "the daily show" host's jon stewart rant against our deep dish pizza. >> jon stewart trashing our pizza. >> i take big offense because chicago style deep dish is the best. >> picking on our pizza. >> a ribbing. >> take a bite it's irresistible. >> i'm not a deep dish f

but i fail to see how the example of jon stewart has done anything to advance u.s. policy.be we're looking at a situation in which the government can benefit through some kind of intangible, benefit of the force and the prestige and cache of u.s. culture without doing much. if you were to ask me what would be a wonderful example of culture that the united states could promote. it would be jr smith of the nix, willow's miss marvel comic. but that's my very particular and parochial perspective on u.s. culture. and it probably won't have much to do with what people's concerns around the world is with the united states. >> nick says . . . and i want you to gave listen from a muslim artist who went on a tour with the state department. >> hello, as you know we have been created as nations and tribes so we can learn from one another, one of the things that we believed we were doing is traveling overseas to educate the people there about what muslims were like in america, and we were glad we could be a part of that. we did that through our music and travels. >> willow, do you think

>> i guess it is very significant that even jon stewart, even jon stewart has turned against us. i can't recall even jon stewart ever doing that before. >> okay. it was funny, but this is a neat little game that stewart plays. he wants to be a cutting edge media and political critic and he's good at it. but if you say he's having an impact, he's saying, mwha? i don't think so. >> making fun of something is nothing new for us. so don't act like us making jokes about a certain program or president is evidence that that politician or issue has reached some kind of tipping point for action. >> the point is this, don't you use our jokes as evidence that the thing you hate must be stopped. because i'm sure when we joke about [ bleep ] you like, you're more than happy to ignore it. >> jon stewart making fun of obama care was a symbolic moment, the same with snl mocking kathleen sebelius. but these things matter. do we in the media overuse them these clips and oversimplify the issues? we're guilty. but keep them coming, jon, and oh, this is my good side. >>> ahead on media buzz, kids are

my name is jon stewart. my name tonight patrick stewart is going to be here. he's a good man.cheers and applause] one of our favorites, patrick stewart. as you know, all week we have been following toronto mayor rob ford as he's been filming -- [laughter] -- filming the footage for what we assume will be his forthcoming vh1 behind the music episode. he was riding high as mayor of toronto but how high no one had any idea. [ laughter ] of course, for quite some time rob ford was denying he was a smoker of crack cocaine he recently amended that statement slightly on tuesday. >> yes, i have smoked crack cocaine. >> jon: oh, crack cocaine, i thought you had asked had you tried jack lalaine, or hijacked a plane or if there are any blacks in maine. that's what i thought. my hearing is not good with what all the crack smoking. [ laughter ] now, i am sure that people who love rob ford have tried to make rob ford go to rehab to which he has reapplied again, and this is, again, of course, speculation, no, no, no,. [ laughter ] and he has seemingly as mayor survived his crack smoking admi

thank you. ♪ you >> dave stewart is always producing, writing, and performing.became one of the most acclaimed and best-selling duos in all of you music history. he has been releasing solo projects. his latest was taking inspiration from blues and country as well as rocks. -- rock. it is called "lucky numbers." we will hear a cut from that played later in the program. you back on the set. have you been good? >> i have een auto -- >> i have been naughty. >> i will come to the music in a second. a birdie told me you are about to start a bank. >> yes. >> and did artists get into banking? >> finance in about four weeks ago so not until then. at the keynote speech. it is a global community bank for creative. looking at the other end of the telescope. everyone is trying to fix the music industry or the downloading of music and combs. the cat is out of the bag and the whole world has changed. the very beginning process, say you are making a phone and have everything in place, you just in money for the script, you enter into the competition of being at the mercy of huge

[cheers and applause] my name is jon stewart. an excellent one tonight. our guest tonight mr. tom brokaw. both talking about the assassination of john f. kennedy. too snoon. [laughter] a little while back on the program i personally don't watch it, i think it's crash. [ laughter ] i may have mentioned something about chicago-style pizza and how it tended to be less pizza-ish than pizza. i was guest tick laying quite a bit during that clip. in articulating that sentiment, i may have implied that deep dish pizza tastes like a string cheese that had been baked for two hours inside of mike ditka's ass. [ laughter ] so i said that on a -- my program and apparently chicago has television. [laughter] >> things things are taking offo the "the daily show" host's jon stewart rant against our deep dish pizza. >> jon stewart trashing our pizza. >> i take big offense because chicago style deep dish is the best. >> picking on our pizza. >> a ribbing. >> take a bite it's irresistible. >> i'm not a deep dish fan, myself. i love thin crust. i could get hate mail. i used to ship it froze ton ca

. >>> rahm emanuel and jon stewart. the major sends him a pizza so bad not even a dog would eat it. >>> it's a friday, november 15th. you might want to wake up. if you're in l.a., watch this and then go to bed. we have thursday night football. i might be most excited about jo jon claude van-damme. we also have chuck norris in the same program. >>> the affordable care act. later today, the house will vote on a bill sponsored by congressman fred upton that would allow americans to keep existing coverage through 2014. the bill allows insurance companies to offer their pre-obama plans. the white house is hoping to ei veto the plan. the president introduced his own solution. a one-year temporary fix to allow people to keep their canceled plans. the new york times says the move will limit democratic support for the bill to just two dozen congressmen. the president spoke about how the rollout hads hurt democrats, including his own presidency. >> there is no doubt that our failure to roll out the a.c.a. smoothly has put a burde

stewart had a great show last night.e was on the show. >> yeah. >> we'll see a bunch of it coming up on the show. he looked dapper in the sweater look and the good little interplay with mr. stewart. we'll have that coming up on "morning joe." still ahead on "way too early" those folks using cash over credit in front of you. your tweets coming up. that's mine. ♪ that's mine. that's mine. ♪ come on, kyle. ♪ [ horn honks ] that's mine...kyle. [ male announcer ] revenge is best served with 272 horses. get the best offers of the season now. lease this 2014 ats for around $299 a month with premium care maintenance included. ♪ with swiffer bissell steamboost... guys! [ female announcer ] ...it can. introducing swiffer steamboost powered by bissell. it gets the dirt that mops can leave behind, with steam-activated cleaning pads that break down dirt and lock it away. how did you get this floor so clean?!! ♪ steamboost, sir!! [ female announcer ] new swiffer steamboost powered by bissell. not just clean, steamboost clean. powered

my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, my guest tonight, mark fainaru-wada, he has written a book that has rocked the nfl about concussions, wrote it with his brother, fabulous book, happy halloween. >> like one month old, it is just lying there pooping its pants and age gering anyone who who it is not related to. well, yesterday the house energy and commerce committee held the much anticipated hearing, with kathleen sebelius, let's see her try to wiggle out of accountability for this mess. >> let me say directly to the americans you deserve better. i apologize. i am accountable to you for fixing these problems. >>

my name is jon stewart. my name tonight patrick stewart is going to be here. he's a good man.applause] one of our favorites, patrick stewart. as you know, all week we have been following toronto mayor rob ford as he's been filming -- [laughter] -- filming the footage for what we assume will be his forthcoming vh1 behind the music episode. he was riding high as mayor of toronto but how high no one had any idea. [ laughter ] of course, for quite some time rob ford was denying he was a smoker of crack cocaine he recently amended that statement slightly on tuesday. >> yes, i have smoked crack cocaine. >> jon: oh, crack cocaine, i thought you had asked had you tried jack lalaine, or hijacked a plane or if there are any blacks in maine. that's what i thought. my hearing is not good with what all the crack smoking. [ laughter ] now, i am sure that people who love rob ford have tried to make rob ford go to rehab to which he has reapplied again, and this is, again, of course, speculation, no, no, no,. [ laughter ] and he has seemingly as mayor survived his crack

>> well, it's a family holiday until it isn't, stewart. and i'll tell you, if you're a retailer, you're opening the doors for a reason. listen, if nobody showed up tonight, guess what, stores wouldn't open, because they'd be like, gosh, we're wasting all this time and money on staff and nobody's buying anything. but it's driven by the demand. and the demand is out there for people to go out and shop and spend some money after you've have had a great meal with the family. >> can we agree on this, both of you. this is america, and surely individuals should be allowed to choose what they wish to do on thanksgiving. spend time with relatives or go shopping. can we agree on that? first to you, keith. >> yes, we can agree on that. but it's quarterly margins that are driving this, not retail demand. >> quarterly margins? tell me about that. >> well, they've got quarterly numbers they've got to report, everyone wants those numbers to come in high. so the retailers are opening because of that, not because they want the demand. if they want the dema

my name is jon stewart. we've got a good one for you tonight. my guest joseph scarborough. exciting news in the world of foreign diplomacy. there are signals that the u.s. could be close to iran about an agreement over nuclear capability. just in the knick of time -- nick in of time that is wonderful news because iran is just a week away from developing a nuclear weapon. they have been for the past 20 years. [laughter] says people who would like to bomb iran. [ laughter ] but if iran is willing to make a deal, dude -- >> foreign ministers of big western powers led by the u.s. secretary of state john kerry diverted planes and canceled meetings to fly to geneva. >> jon: let the call go out to the league of unknown gentlemen. diplomats assemble! [laughter] they were all there, all the big diplomats. there was hans the germman -- jean claude from france, lord barrington j. powder of the uk and the man from tehran, jimmy death to america zarif. [ laughter ] yes, from all around the world foreign ministers came to geneva by jet, by boat and train. john kerry himself turned around

friday the stewarts and mr.ner and the bunny vanished. >> i asked her where she thought he might be and she said she thinks the crocodiles ate him. >> reporter: zoe took to twitter using the hashtag find mr. rabbit, imploring all londoners to help. >> there's people in japan, people in america, there's people in so, so many countries have helped to retweet. it's been amazing. it's been so lovely. >> reporter: volunteers are handing out fliers, missing, mr. rabbit, age 3, with long, fluffy ears and no stuffing in his neck from being loved so much. we set out to retrace his steps. the stewarts had dinner at the flat iron steak restaurant, leaving around 6:30 p.m. they strolled a few blocks, believing ruby was holding onto mr. rabbit. then ruby and her parents, with mr. rabbit of course, walked down this busy oxford street and straight into this subway station. when they got home the bunny was gone. we asked everyone. >> if i do see it i will definitely get in contact with the people who have lost it. >> reporter:

>> yeah. >> so why not recap or have a lit real fresher with super famous actress kristin stewart. >>you the story about thanksgiving. thanksgiving started in 1942 when come lum bow sailed the ocean blue. >> her version's different than what you might know. sorry, form tv star colombo here. ships different. >> came over on three ships, nina, pina, santa maria, may flower. >> like the meaning of thanksgiving, right, what does it mean? she explains that for us, in case you can't figure it out. >> the pilgrims and indians had this big feast together, and they didn't even charge for the food. they just like gived it. and then they said, thanks. and henceforth, thus was born the first thanksgiving. >> when you gived something to somebody and they say thanks, that's why the thanksgiving comes together. >> that's where captain john smith andsand poke comlkcahonta. singing "colors of the wind" which we sing today. >> can you paint with all of the colors of the wind. >> they sang that at the very first thanksgiving. >> oh. >> apparently. i had no idea. >> that's how disney got it. >> a funny v

(cheers and applause) from comedy central in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the show, my name is jon stewart. we have a nice one for you tonight. the great geoffrey rush will be joining us. let's begin tonight with healthcare.gov, rhymes with love. last we checked in the embattled obama administration was making a simple promise to the american people. >> by the end of this month we anticipate that it is going to be working the way that it will suppose to. >> it will take to the end of november for an optimally functioning web site.

(cheers and applause) from comedy central in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart.eers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the show, my name is jon stewart. we have a nice one for you tonight. the great geoffrey rush will be joining us. let's begin tonight with healthcare.gov, rhymes with love. last we checked in the embattled obama administration was making a simple promise to the american people. >> by the end of this month we anticipate that it is going to be working the way that it will suppose to. >> it will take to the end of november for an optimally functioning web site. >> we will have it fully functioning by the end of november. >> jon: fully functioning by november? but as of now for some reason the site continues to give people hepatitis. we don't know. (laughter) well, today the president called a press conference to make a slight adjustment to the promise of a fully functional web site by photograph 30th. >> the web site will work much better on november 30th, december 1st than it worked certainly on october 1st. tha

jon stewart has never -- let me underline "never" -- made fun of the program.e fun of the execution of the program, something none of us are pleased with. >> rick, hold on a second. how much longer can you divide the executi of a program from the program itself? eventually they are the same thing. >> eventually they are. but if you think any rational person thinks that 30 days is enough to judge it, i don't know what you consider a rational person. >> perhaps, rich, jon stewart is not rational. he is not just laughing at the implementation of it. >> yes, he is. >> he is laughing of the >> no, he's not. it. that young people will want to run out and buy something they didn't have to watch before. >> i don't know if you watch him, i watch every night. no, he is not laughinat that. >> at any rate, whoever is laughing at whatever, the fact is, rich, that the program just doesn't seem to be working. it's not just the rolling out of one part of it. i seems to be the whole thing. >>eah. but i would like to int out that rick is among those who believes that obama didn'

stewart in motion. here's the handoff and there's running room for childs again as he gets to the 30, tackled by austin stewart. >> charles: they always talk about the nfl being a copycat league. it's a copycat league in any league you play in. now, when you're watching your texas tech tape, you're saying to the offensive line, coach, receivers, everyone. guys, if we can't run the football, there's something wrong, because the blue prohibprint is ou there now. texas tech will have work to do to shore up the run defense. >> gus: third down and four. here comes the blitz. and oklahoma state will not pick up the first down. rennie childs comes up a little short. and here comes the cowboy punt team. >> charles: based on what we're seeing tonight, the person who has some work to do is jeremy smith. rennie childs has been very impressive behind desmond roland tonight. >> gus: davis comes up and this ball will be downed at the 36. 7:01 to go in the fourth. yeah, the windshield just... glass broke and -- and sc

backing from michael shellenberg and stewart brand. o my question goes to public opinion and nuclear power. have you seen any volatility on that front in the course of the last two or three years? >> good question. i think you should check out the scholars network that you should check out. we'll be featured by two political scientist, one at georgetown, one at m.i.t., where they're making an argument for energy innovation approach. and i'm sure , they probably have public that n evidence to back up. is opinion varies by the united states, everyone knows that. opinions are likely to vary regionally. s i recall, they were arguing there's a lot of public support option and ear itself whereas the relative resources and the opinions would things like solar and wind more in the northeast and in the northwest. and they argue that we should encourage innovation at the regional level by setting up regional investments that would -- they're not really analyzing on what i'm here. they're not necessarily against or a cap in trade system. but they

. >> this is the gift mayor emmanuel sent to john stewart on the daily show. >> the daily show posted this vine video showing even a dog rejecting the deep dish pizza from the mayor. i started part-time, now i'm a manager.n. my employer matches my charitable giving. really. i get bonuses even working part-time. where i work, over 400 people are promoted every day. healthcare starting under $40 a month. i got education benefits. i work at walmart. i'm a pharmacist. sales associate. i manage produce. i work in logistics. there's more to walmart than you think. vo: opportunity. that's the real walmart. [ male announcer ] the rhythm of life.

went on jon stewart's daily show the other day and told jon stewart he really odd to stop all the cursingearing h does in his public performances. cosby said cursing used to be a serious business but now people are doing it just to get laughs. boy, is bill cosby ever right. little kids are cursing because they learned it from adults. i think this is a really big hit for the great bill cosby. >> how did stewart take it? >> he said, i was speaking yiddish. >> he tried to make a joke of it and cosby wouldn't have it. >> i'm giving a big miss to the environmental protection agency which for 23 years employed a guy named john c. beale of the office of air and regulation. well, mr. beale pretended to be a cia agent for part of the time. he bilked the agency out of almost $1 million. in 2008, he took six months off. nobody seemed to care. this is an agency where the inspector general says there's a, quote, absence of even basic control. these are the people who are supposed to be regulating vast swaths of our economy. what a mess. >> government at your service. and to the former "wall street jou

. >> george bailey returns as hollywood considers making a sequel of the jimmy stewart classic. . >>> it is the eve of thanksgiving. as you can see the empire state building is ablow with the colours of the holiday. a few miles north an equally stunning sight - yes, that's a giant snoopy ready for the macy's parade. it's up in the air. balloons are ready to fly. strong winds could ground them. we'll get an update ahead.

. >> wendy: let's talk robert pattinson and kristen stewart. >> they're back on. is this a surprise? i don't see them with someone else. >> wendy: i am surprised that a young man like that is so enamored with kristen stewart after what she did to him, and cheating is a two-way street, men cheat and women cheat, but they are so young they shouldn't have to deal with the complications of a relationship this tumultuous at this age. >> it's a co-dependent relationship. she was seen, get this, which i do love about her, in her blue pickup truck leaving his house. i love of that. i love a regular girl. >> wendy: is that him behind her? >> yes, it is. they're so country, i love that. now it's interesting because during this reunion guess who is also speaking out for the first time? miss liberty ross. >> wendy: oh, the scorned wife? what is liberty saying? >> liberty spoke out to "vanity fair" saying that she only had 20 hours before the pictures were released. >> wendy: ofer husband/baby father with kristen stewart. >> less than a day to emotionally and physically proces

their i destructive adoptions and eventual leave the internet search led the stewarts to meghan axon axon moderated a website that helped find new homes for children that's how dimitris parents found nicole isa in eastern advertiser self as an aspiring mother that ran a home school to meet you found out that this was far from the truth this is little tiny basic. at. him it was clear that his new home was no home school there was an even desk there had to deal more here he didn't even make you go to school and gave me the option to go to school and then you had a biological kid that was taken away from them from the stay so they want a lot of any more kids and that's why they're doing this underground underground thing the living situation didn't last long a month after being dropped off exxon was shocked to learn more information about who the easton's really were nicole had been married to a man who was a pedophile and that she could not get a homestudy due to their finances traditional adoption agencies are becoming a thing of the past you both have to have lawyers you have to do t

sir ian mckellen and sir patrick stewart are here. the actors were a member of the royal shakespeare company together. they became friends in hollywood. patrick stewart playing professor xavier and ian mckellen plays mag nino the x-men film series. fans of "lord of the rings" know mckellen as gahn dofl. the brits are performing two plays in repertoire at the cort theater on broadway. the plays are samuel beckett's "waiting for godot" and harold pinter's "no-man's-land." i'm pleased to have them here at this table. welcome. >> thank you very much. >> rose: other than these are two great playwrights, two great actors, two friends and the playwrights were friends so all this friendship we'll talk about. how did this come together. whose bright idea was it to do all this? >> >> we'd dondo doe in london and on tour about five years and on the last night in london i now famously collapsed in tears. >> rose: cried. >> not like me at all. i think it was that the audience that particular night had been so receptive to the play and i neurowhy i